/fa/ - Fashion

what the fuck is hikikomori

>>8230121
L24chan
Means I'm deathly afraid of being outside and I never leave my house

>>8230132
oh, well my suggestion is to lose the stache (obviously), get contacts (take a pic without those glasses), and get a haircut. Your facial structure seems alright but the glasses are throwing it off, can't tell. how old r u

>>8230121
How new are you?
also
>What the fuck is Google

>>8230145
Hehe relax relax just hair tips. Well I am too lazy to use contacts plus those glasses symbolize I'm nerdy. I just got complemented on them like 2 days ago. Stache I might be willing to get rid of. Hair cut like what though?

>>8230114
coming from a girl, you have such amazing potential for being attractive. you have perfect puffy lips, good eyebrows, and symmetrical facial features. looks like you probably have good cheekbones, too.

definitely get contacts. the glasses throw your face off and make your eyes distorted. shave the mustache please. cut your hair short, but not buzzed.

godspeed

>>8230175
I'm a girl btw

>>8230186
what

>>8230186
Would you shut it? That makes a legitimate difference in opinions

>>8230175
dis nigga dont care about grills

>>8230175
btw im a grill

>>8230175
this
and pls get rid of the stache thats is literally the worst part

This is b8.... and you all fell for it.

No one is like my reverse adolf? :c
Alright well that's a good amount of people to get me to lose the stache.
>>8230198
How is this even

>>8230114
SHAVE THAT MOUSTACHE OFF RIGHT NOW

Shop his face into something to make him feel bad.

>>8230218
yes i agree

So would anyone like to show me a haircut that has like no maintenance that I should get?

>>8230239
BUZZCUT

>>8230251
I'm looking to be an IT, not a normalfag

Come one man, post an after, soon. Cut some of the hair yourself to make it not hideous, but dont do anything too drastic

>>8230114
>>8230132

the definition of autism

>>8230114

your head looks like autism

>>8230338
You posted twice to say the same thing
>hey everybody look at me

>>8230341
hey

fuck you

>>8230344
Who the hell goes to /fa/ to start arguments.

buzzcut shave get better glasses

>>8230355
I like hair I am not going to buzzcut, what is your take on better glasses?

>>8230344

at least casemods posted his sick fits

>>8230341
You've posted your boring ass fit in 3 threads today
>hey everybody look at me

lamo dude

>hikikomori
>posts photo

>>8230114
lose stache

lose glasses

trim hair to desired length so its not annoying

get someone to punch you in the face

lift

>>8230378
"hikikomori but I am working towards being 'normal'."

>>8230380
also throw away all your mlp and anime paraphernalia

i know you have it you shit
burn it all

time to grow the fuck up and embrace normalfaggotry

>>8230388
mlp shit is gone, only had it because of TCR.
Also no anime stuff either. But I sure am going to buy a bunch, fuck being a NORP.

>>8230356

i just started one bitch

>>8230419
That is what I am asking though. Why would you even bother starting an argument here? Just here because if you try to troll on any other board you are just pissing into a sea of piss?

>>8230114
PLEASE DO THIS IMMEDIATELY: shave off the stache, take off glasses, take pic.

>>8230434
I'll just take off the glasses. I have social phobia or just whatever the fuck you want to call that shit and I'm deathly afraid of being embarrassed in public so if I just used my fathers razer to shave it would be embarrassing and it would be too much anxiety.

>>8230114
>Most of the time when I eat, my hair touches my food
how does that even happen? do you bend to eat like an animal or what?

the fuck is hikikomori? are u a weeaboo?

bandanas are uncool m8, they´re autistcore

HY or buzzcut or go home


this is probably a troll because this nigga is beyond fucked

>>8230171
>this whole post

>>8230434

>>8230218
the ride neer ends

>>8230452
Having that moustache is public embarrassment lel

>>8230465
Let me be more specific, when I eat cup ramen.

>>8230260
OP confirmed for troll

>>8230380
>get someone to punch you in the face
>lift
thats how you make mens out of bitches

>>8230452
>I'm deathly afraid of being embarrassed
thats just being aware of your reputation and looks and by assuming by your looks you already hav no reputation at all and barely any good looks, take it as a fresh start, you can even get to fuck some bitches

>>8230472
better already
now shave

>>8230481
you still bend or what? when i had long hair my tips didnt even touched the cup

learn to eat like a normal person, faggot

lose the pedostache, texturize that shit and then come back

If you're really working towards being normal you should do the following:

>get a haircut for inspiration (check the sticky)
>get new glasses
>shave pedo stache
>lose weight
>consider rhinoplasty
>get your eyebrows fixed
>get a new wardrobe (never wear vnecks btw)
>go outside

>>8230494
Does not work like that for me. Even if I will never meet that human in my life ever again I can't do embarrassing things in front of them
>>8230498
Glasses really weren't cool? Dang I thought they were nice. Alright I'll get some contacts. and maybe save shaving for another time.
>>8230500
I bend a little yeah, and my hair goes down to my chin.

>>8230519
no, shave now
I SWEAR you'll look better
From a 3/10 to a 5.5/10

>>8230519
>and maybe save shaving for another time.
No that was the very first thing you needed to do here, mate. And you could also trim your eyebrows while you're at it. Just a suggestion.

>>8230507
no need for weight loss
most hikki I know are thin. I weigh usually 110-120lbs.
I'm trying to look normal-ish, not make myself look hot.
So pluck eyebrows a bit or something?
v necks aren't nice? I thought they looked okay.

>>8230537
Yeah, your eyebrows are kind of overgrown. But strong eyebrows are better than no eyebrows since it's not difficult to make them look good

>>8230537
MOU
STACHE
NOW!

>>8230519
nigga u need some education, i´ll share some tips so you dont look like an uncultured pleb

>always sit straiight when eating
>never cut all your meat in one time
>NEVER slurp your food
>eat slowly and in small pieces, thats how you eat small amounts of food and fill faster

please, PLEASE, shave that fucking stache and make yourself a top knot, its the best you can do with that long hair

>>8230132

that's agoraphobia, not hikkikomori

>>8230552
Alright this is actually really stressful for me but I'll do it. I have a little fuzz on the chin I assume I'm going to get rid of that as well?
>>8230568
Ah whatever doesn't matter I just gave the reason why I am a hikki

don't talk like a weeaboo
shave, FFS
and get a haircut

it's not rocket science
just do it already

>>8230572
full shave facial hair

>>8230568
This linguist is actually autistic and will carry on conversations about semantics for hours, pay no attention.

They are highly skilled in memorizing definitions but can't understand synonyms. They think using different words to mean the same thing is a misnomer.

Your face has a lot of "heavy" features. Thick cheek bones, large lips/nose/brow line, strong jaw and chin. If you're intent on keeping the glasses, you'll want to replace them with some heavier frames to keep in balance with the rest of your face.

>>8230589

Calm down sperg. I'm just tired of people pairing the two together like every hikki is some Welcome to the NHK basket case.

I can relate to OP if he doesn't want to shave he doesn't have to. He already has little to no self-esteem shaving his mustache will only make him feel more self-conscious in public and that would defeat the purpose of what OP is trying to accomplish.

OP just start with baby steps, first things first, get a haircut. Long hair will make you look like either a metalhead or a hikki, which is not good. I'd recommend you get a medium length haircut because you will be able to keep your long hair and at the same time look clean.
look on google and i'm sure you'll find a haircut you'll like.

I can post suggestions based on your head shape if you want.

>>8230628
>Your face has a lot of "heavy" features. Thick cheek bones, large lips/nose/brow line, strong jaw and chin.

Pretty fem face actually. I can see those lips wrapped around a big, throbbing cock. Perfect face for fucking.

>>8230632
Wow look how defensive you are.

Sorry but you are in fact a basket case if don't leave the house. Also you clearly watch anime so that means you're autistic. Sucks, dude.

>>8230637
>I can see those lips wrapped around a big, throbbing cock.

never change, /fa/

>>8230652
That wasn't even funny.

Take off glasses
Shave pedostache
Get a short haircut, no you don't look badass you just look like a dumbass

>>8230662
bad example, looked better in left pic

>>8230656
made me laugh and that good enough for me :^)

>>8230670
(also he's wearing makeup in the right pic)

>>8230637
but I'm supposed to be the one lusting over qt tarps !
>>8230633
Well it was tough to do but it wasn't bad. I just feel good that I could overcome these fears.
>>8230662
Never said I looked badass, I look like a hikki who didn't care about his appearance idiot.

Anyway, shaved now i'll just take the picture

>>8230680
It's "hiki", short for "hikikomori" (引き篭り - ひきこもり if you can't into Kanji), not "hikki" with two "k"s.

>>8230701
Pull your hair back. I want to see what it looks like.

>>8230701
YES! so much better man! now rounded neck t + haircut

>>8230703
Personal preference of having it with two K's

>>8230701
You're already looking better. Brush your hair back.

> don't want to do any maintenance on it
buzzcut, obviously

>>8230701
Somebody post a before and after pic once where done with OP

Now OP look at this pic and be happy, you did good.
Keep doing small steps, you WILL look better, you already do.

頑張ってください!

>>8230701
buzzcut that shit

manbun that shit

>>8230739
take a normal angled picture lol

>>8230739
ありがとうございました!
>>8230740
no
>>8230751
no

>>8230762
I'm not OP, I'm encouraging him because I am a real hikikomori. Zero friends, don't go out, neet, ugly (can't be fixed unlike OP)

>>8230709
>>8230712
Alright here is a rounded T-shirt and my hair pulled back

>>8230781
you're actually cute like that.

>>8230781
I would like to thank most of you but because some were assholes I chose this shirt

>>8230781
congrats! I dont want to hit you so you fall to the ground and then smash your head into the ground that much now. even though you sound like a bitch ass nigga judging from ur manner of posting. cut that mop. Or manbun it.

>>8230781
you've got serious potential

>>8230781
>>8230794
would suck d/10

>>8230781
p good facial aesthetics
get a good haircut and learn to dress well and you will be swimming in pussy

>>8230781

you actually have potential

clean your eyebrows a little, get a haircut

>>8230794
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>arms

you're actually really good looking. if you work out a little bit and get your hair styles, and keep that fucking fuzz on your face shaved, in short, GIVE A FUCK, you'll be swimming in pussy

>>8230781
How tall are you?

>>8230794
oh need a jaw, can you post a picture looking straight foward?

ITT /fa/ makes a hikki beautiful, someone screencap this hsit

>>8230813
>>8230815
he doesn't need to work out
skinny is very /fa/, go back to fit

>>8230794

Do this nigger

>>8230781
Your hair is all wet, right? Now do me this quick favor. With a wide-tooth comb, brush it all forward, then blow-dry it. After that, brush the hair back a tad. It will make it look like it has volume.

>>8230824
im not saying he has to get fit, just probably tone to get better definition and better posture

Can we get an actual fit pic? I want to see how his face looks in comparison to his body. I think it's important for his hairstyle.

>>8230533
don't tell him to trim his eyebrows, he'll fuck it up, just pluck the unibrow hairs otherwise messy eyebrows are /fa/

>>8230114
p/ sure this is a model in disguise
cheekbones, eyebrows, prolly like 6ft

>>8230824
his face is fuckhueg compared to his arms
looking like a malnourished neanderthal is not /fa/

>>8230796
That's what I started the thread for ! Either a trim or a completely different hairstyle. But no bun shit, no buzzcut, has to be medium~long haircut
>>8230801
>>8230807
>>8230808
>>8230811
>>8230815
ohoho making me blush (not irl of course that shit never happens right?)
>>8230813
yesterday weighed 110lbs so yeah...
>>8230816
Short. I don't know how short but short I'd guess like 5'5 no idea.
>>8230828
Disgusting
>>8230840
I used to be a little kid model actually

Now give me some time to get some of the requests done while you listen to this
http://youtu.be/lwfAABrahos

Also I really don't care about da pussi...just maybe someone to have so I can leave my house.

>>8230794
lol at that head to body ratio
you need to hit the gym asap OP

>>8230872
was starting to like you OP until you linked this song

>>8230872

cool track, bookmarked

>>8230872
you don't want just anyone though, you want to get a hot girl that looks like an anime, DONT YOU? what do you think of something like this

>>8230896
+1 confirm good song
>>8230889
no fun allowed

>>8230906
could have done a hot girl

>>8230906
not attractive to me. I just got out of a psych ward yesterday and there is always a girl that looks like this in a psych ward. pale skin, long black hair, and crazy as fuck maybe some piercings. But Really attractive to me for some reason.
>>8230817
Not quite sure what you were looking for, this okay?

>>8230935
i meant for your hair style something longish. that is a guy.

but really you should just go to a salon or something, tell them you want a longs style. you just need to restore volume because your hair looks flat and dead.

>>8230935
take picture where you aren't looking down to the camera. just look straight forward and put the camera higher

>>8230114
if this is even real ...
lose the glasses they are terrible !!!
you have terrible facial hair as well.
and tie your hair in a fucking high bun!

>>8230935
>>8230947

>>8230943
Since I have long hair my sister has brought me to a salon but I don't do hair maintenance.
>>8230947
Gotcha 1 sec
>>8230948
Does everyone really not like the glasses? Those were like the things I figured were the best on me. ;_;

>>8230947
this

>>8230935
straight angle with straight face + further away camera
you're making your chin/nose look bigger

>>8230960
without glasses your eyes look stern/scarysexy
but with they are too nerdy

>>8230964

>>8231000
Wha- That's exactly what I wanted !

>>8231007
feels like you're trolling now :[ oh dear

>>8231007
>>8231007
>>8231007
IS THIS GUY JUST FUCKING STUPID OR TROLLING LMFAO,

THIS PICTURE

>>8231007

Are you fucking kidding me with that picture

>>8231007
ha alright i've been fooled good job 7/10

>>8231015
i-it's the former ;-; I don't take pictures of myself. I don't let other take picture of me either

>>8231007
Make a 90º angle with you arm and your body. Hold the camera with that arm. Then take a pic and post it here.

>>8231007
lmao
pic like pic related pls

>>8231024
take a fucking picture like this,

it doesn't matter if you dont ever take pictures of yourself you should know this, if not

just off yourself

>>8231007
actual autism xD

>>8231027
That's practically what I've been doing the whole time though ! You could have just said hold the camera away from your face. I thought you guys meant you literally wanted to see like under the jaw

>>8231038
this nigga... like these op
>>8231028
>>8231030

>>8230114
lose those glasses, lose weight, get a normal haircut (short sides and back), shave and you'll be ok

>>8231052
A LITTLE MORE UP YOU AUTISTIC SHITHEAD

>>8231052
epic trole mate :D

>>8231052
Try bringing your chin down op like this dude >>8231028

>>8231052

FRONT, TAKE A FRONTAL PICTURE WITHOUT TILTING YOUR HEAD

>>8231052
You're looking down at the camera. You shouldn't have to do this.

See this guy?>>8231028
He's looking straight at the camera. Do the same.

>>8231054
sure I'll go from 110lbs to 90lbs that sounds like a good weight loss plan.

And fine I'll take a good picture this time bah

ffs op it's not hard

>>8231007
haha fucking hell

>>8231052
ayyy lmao

>>8231052
2/10 troll
what board did you crawl from anyway?

>>8231086
Dude's as /a/ as it gets

take a pic with your chin touching your chest you inept autist

I think OP just gave up

Dis nigga totes /fa/ and just grew a stache and got some Walmart $3 reading glasses and an anime shirt and fool'd all y'all niggas

is this thread real oh my god

i think it would look nice if you plucked your eyebrows a bit

also I think trying a short haircut would be beneficial.

>>8231123
oH MY GOD

I AM DEAD

>tumblr talk

>>8231149
Okay.

this is pissing me off, i wanted to see an actual transformation

Internet slammed had to restart router

Well, since this is obv. the hair thread and OP seems to have failed to deliver, I'll ask it here:

What the fuck do I do with my hair this summer, /fa/? It's very fine, dark brown, and poker-straight. Almost Asian hair. Grow it out, buzz it, Hitler Youth / Jimmy Darmody, dye it... what?

>>8231154
fuck off mate

>>8231156

also, what shape is my face? I could never figure that out.

>>8231154
OP put the camera still a bit higher

>>8231154
if you're still real fucking off yourself idiot cuntfucker

>>8231156
you kind of look like steve jobs.....

>>8231154
Just a TEENSY FUCKING BIT lower OP, bring your fucking chin just a TINY BIT FUCKING LOWER GODDAAMN

>>8231156
you could buzz if you don't want to HY with a lot of product
also you should go no-poo if you haven't. your hair could be this straight because of all the shit it has to deal with

>>8231173

So I should age 40 yrs and let the receding hairline take care of it for me?

Confession: I've always liked the way the old-man "vegeta" hairline looked. When I start losing my hair, I want it to go that way, instead of straight-up horseshoe.

>>8230935
this nigga is going to fuck so much pussy he´s going to get the mythical super AIDS

>>8231154
STOP TILTING YOUR FACE SO FAR BACK

>>8231180

>no-poo

Only problem is my face gets SUPER greasy if I don't wash my hair 1/day and my face 2/day

Or am I just over washing? God damn my Mexican half.

>>8231154
open your eyes too, you fuckin nerd

>>8231149
people said "oh my god" for centuries before tumblr was invented

>>8231183
maybe his head is just like that

>>8231154

You've got a very strong jaw / cheekbones and really big eyes and lips. The look could work for you if you committed. As it stands, you kind of look like someone ran Tommy Wiseau's face through an Oblivion randomiser. Shave your hair and hit the gym, shore up those brows a little bit and stop with the dreamy bedroom-eyes. They make you look like Buffalo Bill. Just open your eyes, damn.

>>8231201
LOL

>>8231202
>Tommy Wiseau's face through an Oblivion randomiser.
>you look like Buffalo Bill

>>8231193
Your face does? I shampooed once in the last month trying this no poo. Just scrub hardxcore with water. Hasn't affected my shit tier skin.

>>8231201
maybe thats why he has a rather balanced face

OP, post a sideways pic

>>8231218

Well, my hair gets really greasy, which makes my face get really greasy.

Is there like a no poo guide floating around somewhere? I mean, it seems self-explanatory enough but I feel like it works a little different for everyone so as much info as possible would be nice.

>>8231225
This op

>>8231202
>Oblivion randomiser.

>>8231193
I´m mexican and i get dry skin and thick healthy hair by doing no poo

>i´ve got the flakes tho but thas because of stress

I was almost tempted to post another shit picture. HERE this is what you guys wanted right !?
You practically get the same picture right here >>8230701
so why does it matter!?

>>8230935
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.

>>8231236
The angle really does effect on how your face looks in the picture. If it's not too much to ask, mind posting one from either side?

>>8231236
do you have droopy eyes or are you doing it intentionally?

maybe get water on your hair, make a mess with it and put it all on top, this si to see what your hair would look like without poo

also, post a sideways pic

>>8231236

LIKE THIS YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID
I
K
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T
H
I
S

>>8231248
I just look dis-interested most of the time yes.

>>8231081
just gimme the name of the guy in this pic, my balls are aching

>>8231236
you're holding the camera too low, hold it higher

>>8230114

underrated thread, laughing my ass off at autism

>>8231271
bryton munn

>>8230114
oh hey it's Dave from the Anime Club.

>>8231230
Google it mang, bunch of shit. It's recommended not to just stop because you'll look like a greezyfag but that wasn't the case for me. My hair is quite a bit longer than yours and it looks more layered/textured since I've stopped shampooing erday. Easier to do what I want with it as well.

>>8231284

2l8b1tch

>>8231254

>>8231291
thanks, see ya in hell m8

>>8231284
lol'd
srs though, it shouldn't be that hard op.

>>8231298
i didn't see it, but yours looks like shit so no regrets

>>8231260
nigga i look dis-initerested always and i dont have droopy eyes

>pic related

>>8231307

yeah sure bitch i drew it tho and i had the idea first so how about that you fagl*rd

>>8231312

>>8231312
i'm gonna fuck your cheekbones
now take a picture like that with your hair up

>>8231312
>dat thick as fuck jew nose
>dat jaw-lips ratio

fuck, you have a lot of potential m8, try sucking just a bit the inner side of your lips, maybe its just me but big ass puffy lips look weird

>>8231312

Nigga someone scaled up your face and left your head behind

>>8231321
yea well whatever

>>8231330
I actually lol'd at that one.
Anyway I think I'm done because there really isn't any advice being given and I just wanted help with a haircut to start off with ! (And not a bloody bun and buzzcut)

>>8231344
it's hard to give advice when you keep posting bad pictures, bruh

>>8231344

Look, OP

Look at this post. >>8231156

See what he did? Straight-on? See that?

JUST DO THAT

>>8231344
are you an idiot?

>>8231344
this is what i thought of when i saw you

>>8231354
ouch

>>8231312

>>8231344
nigga, we told you to shave that shit, get that shit out of your face and get a bun and no poo, how much advice u want? we cant take your autism away

>>8231367
LMAO

I'm happy to see other neanderthal fuccbois on this board. I was afraid I'd be the only one.

nah fuck that, it doesn't help in the slightest.

Maybe eventually we'll develop a neanderthalcore style to make the best of our caveman genetics, though.

>>8231201
thanks for making me laugh for the first time in the last week

is she like 12 years old?
How old you are sweetie?

>>8231354
im semi fa and not ugly and this was me

>>8231367
It was only a matter of time, nice one Anon

>>8231351
Ah it's okay it's okay I understand as a hikki I shouldn't have come to /fa/ to get advice on a haircut. It's like asking /o/ how to pimp out your honda civic.

>>8231413

JUST TAKE THE PICTURE RIGHT

Cavecore playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94EZi03awhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzKJptyp5vE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vct0QfD_lU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhwWAciO6F4

1.Go to google images
2. Type in haircut
3. Add "style" at the end and search
4. Choose and implement your selection.

Get a regular short hair cut, don't look for anything special or specific. You'll look way better. Also keep your face shaved.

What should I cop for the next ice age? a bison pelt or mammoth pelt?

>>8231399
thx m8

>>8230171
How delusional could you be?

>>8231399
thx m8

CHEERS
-E

>tfw the second time you make a funny post and people like it

>>8231413
god damn it OP, just mandbun that shit and get your eyes to look different, not droppy

thats it, you even look better than me

this whole fucking thread pisses me off so much

>>8231504
is it my face bruh??

>>8231511
it's what you're doing with your face, you fucking autist

This tribe gathering is really boring

I bet those effeminate guys in the corner with bones in their noses are Cro-Magnon crossbreeds trying to compensate for their shit-tier genetics

I hope my warpaints aren't too elaborate, I don't wantto be mistaken for one of them

>tfw not enough muscle mass
I should have eaten more mammoth as a kid

No, I don't want to go pick berries with you tomorrow, I'm a hunter not a gatherer.
well I killed a deer once, that counts.

>432014 AC
>not greasing your hair with seal fat

y'all Homo Abilis plebs don't even know how to sew pelts together.

Knitting plant fibers together is wack, tho, that techwear shit will never catch on.

Great stag pelts > woolen rhino pelts. Comfier, fuzzier, and softer to the touch.

W2C Rock Owens paleobaskets?

I hope the next ice age is cold enough for me to try some sick layering.

>tfw no monkey gf

cut your hair

>>8231557
would fuck, no homo ;)

>>8231557
Holy shit, do it OP

>>8231564
>no homo erectus.

>>8231557
Oh My God. Like I literally thought that was another person and I was thinking in my head "Wow is that a haircut they would like me to get? This guy looks like a huge faggot"

>>8231585
He does. But so do you.

>>8231585
you look like a fucking cartoon atm and not one of those that you furiously masturbate over. your face is ridiculosuly bottom heavy you need something that can be styles up so you dont look like a fucking ape

>>8231592
this

or at least try to look like a cool ape. get rid of these glasses, shave until you're old enough to grow an actual beard and tie your hair in a topknot or get an undercut, maybe both at once.

>>8231546
>I hope the next ice age is cold enough to try some sick layering

>>8231592
I realize I look like a hikikomori that is what we look like! Here this is a picture of a female hikikomori. I don't want to look like a normalfag. I'm keeping the glasses, I'll stick with the shaving that was something good I got out of this, and I will probably just trim the hair or something. No way am I going to look like some faggot that is lounging around in the VIP section of a justin bieber concert.

>>8231612
youre bringing me down man :(

>>8231612
have fun not getting laid

>>8231612
Oh, so instead you're going to look like a faggot who stays at home and is too afraid of social contact to even go out to a concert.

Hikikomoris are ugly, if you take pride in looking like an ugly wimp don't come here for advice.

also that type of haircut isn't specific to Bieber fans. And complaining about Bieber is so 2010.

>>8231612
you are mental

>>8231612
i was so excited to see you actually look hot. you disappoint me.

>>8231612
stop trying to glamorize your mental illness. you and that girl look ugly and unwashed.

>>8231612
You don't even have to get short hair, you could be a metalhead or someshit, it would already be an improvement from your current state.

>>8231612
Don't be afraid to change, faggot. If you are going to do this thing do it right. Fuck your half-assed improvements.

6 hours is all it took for him to decide to shave the pedostache.

>>8231647
i mean he shaved that pretty quickly, he won't do anything else which is what's frustrating

>mfw this thread

I can't tell if OP is trolling or is actually autistic

>>8230171

> might be willing to get rid of the stache
> implying you have to think it over
> implying you're not a lazy guy with shit beard genetics

> implying you actually grew that our on purpose

Sides. Mine. Orbit. Gone.

>>8231630
That's the best I could relate the haircut to seems to fit right.
>>8231627
>have fun not getting laid
I don't care about sex.
>>8231631
Obviously that's why I don't leave the house.
>>8231639
Well maybe I'd prefer nerdy over hot (or whatever /fa/ thinks 'hot' is)
>>8231640
I don't mean to shove it in your faces but I don't want to be normal

>>8231612
nah man do this hair>>8231557

Youll look 10x better

Even if you are a hikikomori, it doesnt mean you shouldnt look presentable and good looking. And if you think you dont care how other precieve you, your just kinda stupid. Its the best way to get what you want out of life, even if what you want is to just live a peaceful life at home watching anime.

>>8231316
you look like the brother from defiance

>>8230472

You look hispanic. Like, half hispanic. And oily. Hispanic people look oily.

Nigga need a shower, minty bodywash, and a phresh white tee and clean jeans afterwards.

No better feeling in the world.

>>8231671
>I am working towards being 'normal'
>I don't want to be normal

Whatever you say mate

>>8230477

Lel I was in the thread when this guy first posted, but I haven't been on /fa/ since until now. No internet access. Is he a thing now?

>>8231660
He's genuine. I went through that phase too, and I'm not quite out of it, it's a general fear of fucking up combined with narcissism (not that there's anything wrong with narcissistic personality types, except when they result in this) and peer-reinforcement from other lazy nerds trying to blow their laziness into an aesthetic.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm mostly waiting to become less skinnyfat, then I'll try to switch to lenses, then get a long undercut, and some better clothes, cause each new step can only work if the previous ones are completed. It's a very progressive and slow process, it's normal if OP won't change it at once altogether, give him time.
Like, two or three years.

>>8231676
I do care about what people think about me that's why I am a hikki. Everything is like a life or death situation embarrassing myself in front of others is extremely painful. I don't want to have myself grouped in with those type of people with that haircut though.

>>8231685
Half PR

>>8231690
sort of normal. Just have a job, have friends, be able to leave my house without extreme fear etc.

>>8231692
He's the hero of /fa/

>>8231671
you don't look abnormal you look like someone melted the hair off a troll doll. whatever idea of yourself being different is ridiculous. you look normal. looking attractive is abnormal. it's an idealized standard of western beauty that most people can't achieve. you're a short guy in a t shirt with long hair and wire rimmed glasses. you literally cant get any more run of the mill.

>>8231692
a small thing but a thing, yes.

He's the face of /fa/. The /fa/ce.

HOW TO BECOME A MEEM

Step 1: Post your ugly mug on effay.
Step 2: Acquire criticism.
Step 3: Deny that there's something wrong with your ugly mug.
Step 4: Acquire effay's wrath.

>>8230191
its a le meme

>>8231700
The thing is that there isn't a single group of people with an undercut. Let alone that one. It isn't a hipster haircut more than it is a normalfag haircut or a nazi haircut or a 2010s dandy haircut, or a fuccboi haircut, it can be any of those things and more.

>>8231643
This

>>8231312
DAMN SON DEM FACE BONES. You actually do have potential. I say grow out your hair a bit more and start lurking effay so you can find some nice digs to wear with your face.

>>8231671
You said you were working to be normal, kanker mongool.

>>8231700
You don't have to buzz it short, OP. But your hair looks dirty and it has big impact on your whole face and look. Washing your hair or using conditioner could already help a lot. There are a lot of good looking long men hairstyles out there.

>>8231721
this isn't long hair though

>>8231710
Well when I see a haircut like that I picture beiber and macklemore. Seems like they would likely be in a club. Well while I'm trying not to be a hikki I don't plan to do anything like that. Maybe a punk show. Imagine me walking into a punk concert like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8YHVQGfFLs
With that ridiculous hair.

>>8231731
basically everyone had that cut in the hardcore scene in the late 90s and late 2000s up to now. :)

can anyone post a before and after no poo picture? and how long will my hair stay greasy and shit after starting no poo? how do i wash my hair? will just water work or do i need any product? if so how expensive is the product compared to shampoo? my hair is really straight and shiny and gay as fuck what does no poo do anyway

>>8231731
this is ridiculous and extremely wimpy as far as punk goes.
You might look slightly out of place, but not more ridiculous or gay than the music itself.

>>8231742
You mean in the post-hardcore scene, right?
But only along with earplugs and that shit looks gay.
(not OP btw)

>>8231745
folk-punk not punk rock

>>8231762
Still at least as gay as that haircut.

what do I do with my hair

whats the worst part about my face

should I continue to shave daily or grow a beard

any advice? even if you just want to shit on me, go for it

>>8231768
Not as ridiculous when they are in the bathroom trying to get the smell of piss out of their oh-so-precious hair

>>8231752
no.
>that shit looks gay

really man? really? for fuck's sake open yr mind man.

no not just the post-hardcore scene. that scene was filled with straightened bangs, and other relatively lame stuff.

i'm talking about skramz, emo (revival), pop punk, etc.

look at american football doing it in 1998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuPcwV60k_Y

loma prieta doing it right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO_fkR3Df_U

seahaven also right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBX5ro6_P7k

i'm annoyed by the fact that i can't come up with any other ones. but here you go.

you're so out of touch right now. like i said, jsut try opening your mind and try new things. :)

>>8231775
buzz it to a 1 guard

Let me tell you about 4chan OP. Every board, for better or worse, attracts relative masters of their craft. I'm sure you recognize Often this means the denizens of any given board are elitist assholes. But one thing cannot be denied: they know their fucking shit. They know it so well that they often ascend to a higher plane of knowledge regarding their board subject. It can actually go so far that it gets really silly, like /v/ and /a/ and /mu/.

Point is, you might not LIKE what /fa/ has to say. You might not agree with them. But they're not going to do you wrong. They know their shit. You listen to them and you'll be in good shape.

>>8231775
You're not ugly but that's one hell of a thousand yard stare.

>>8231776
Are you implying that it's any easier with your ugly-ass half-long hair?

>>8231775
Your philtrum's a bit long and with your slightly upturned nose it looks somewhat silly. Growing a beard and stache might improve that.

Just grow your hair sliiightly longer on top, it already looks okay?

>>8231783
When I think of emo hair, i think of the helmet-like bangs that the guy from chiodos had.

>>8231775
Can you grow proper facial hair? If not, keep shaving.

Your biggest problem is that you just look really tired imo. There's really not much wrong with your face.

Maybe let your hair grow a bit longer, could improve your overall look.

>>8230171
>asks for advice
>doesnt take it
shit nigger.

>>8231731
honestly the most punk people are the people who dont try to look punk. Not that that haircut is really anti-punk, or bieber-ish like you think. Its more just a timeless thing, its an easy cut that men have had for a long time

Trust me mane, do what /fa/ says. They now how to make you look good. You have a pretty nice face, you just need to clean your self up.

>>8231783
I won't accept to do anything a guy who says "open your mind and try new things" and even adds a smiley face afterwards asks me to do.

This is like a big red flashing alarm sign that reads "OBNOXIOUS FAGGOT".

>>8231806
No actually he has a pretty shitty face. I should know, I have the same.

>>8231790
What the fuck are you saying, m8?

boards on 4chan don't know half of their shit. They're somewhat less delusional in some fields than your average guy, but when they're wrong about something, they will absolutely NOT back down or use common sense.

Fortunately in the present case they aren't.

>>8231812
what you talking bout
dem cheek bones
dat jaw
those eyes

his mouth is the only thing that is below average, but even that isnt to bad.

>>8231822
>hivemind
>implying

crab bucket af

>>8231791
I'm implying there wouldn't be piss on my hair in the first place.
>>8231803
Well yeah it's called thinking for yourself. Mustache was good advice so I took it but no thanks on the rest.
>>8231806
For American Football he has more of the hitler youth type hair cut. But that shopped pic made a point to have a large poof. Either way I like my hair to be at least medium length

>>8231790
>>8231789
>>8231797
>>8231800
do I have any potential and can I change anything about my face (other than hair, noted, thanks) to make it better?

>>8231825
slightly recessive jaw, cheekbones wider than the forehead, stoner eyes.

It's okay by Polish or Russian standards but definitely not by western standards.

You gotta work around that, and sublime the ugliness into charisma.

>>8231808
wow man

i gave you advice. i tried to inform you.

and you insult me?

just go back to /b/

>>8231829
Are you genuinely implying that an undercut requires you to get piss into your hair?

and there are other ways to do it, just shaving the sides will be an improvement.

>>8231834
As I said maybe grow a beard and stache, but a pretty big one, a mere fuzz will only worsen it.

>>8231834
Get some rest.

I feel genuinely bad insulting someone who I honestly believe has autism. But you are a fucking idiot. Why do people come to this board, make a thread, ask for advice, and then shoot down all the suggestions they get?
This thread was good for a laugh, and I needed one, but seriously-- Do something about your hair. It's not cute, it's not nerdy, it's not cool-- it looks immature.
>BUT MUH ANIMUS LVL 99 AUTIST 4CHANNER LULZ
Mental illness and social dysfunction shouldn't be embraced. Just. Get. A. Fucking. Haircut.

>>8231612

Fuck you dude.

I started off with shit facial genetics, cystic acne, overweight, gyno, pectus excavatum. The works.

I went through six months of roaccutane, where my skin became hypersensitive and I had joint pain all over, to get rid of the acne.

I went out and got a job, so that I could buy decent clothes and a gym membership, even though I had to walk two hours to get there and walk back again at three in the morning.

I canged my diet, cut out all crap. I went to the gym, and began lifting every other day and running every day. I lost my fat, I worked out to the point where I looked not just acceptable, but my body was downright good. I pressed until my PE was no longer visible and lost weight until my gyno was the least it could physically be. It's not even like I put muscle on quick, I was too tall for it to be noticeable unless I ate a ton. I'm 6'2, 105kg now of pretty much pure muscle. That is a lot of work.

I got my face to look better my losing weight and cutting to the point where my shit irish facial structure looked reasonably good.

I have a girlfriend now. I'm successful in my job. I was even asked to model once for a new shop in my town.

However I'm still fighting against how I am, I put on weight really quickly and if I do I lose any facial definition, my skin's photosensitive and goes bright red at the slightest provocation, I still have PE and gyno. I stay on top of my regime so that I don't fall back into that trap of insecurity and subsistence.

Now I see that you already seem to have good bone structure, clear skin, you're naturally slim. You have so much potential. And you're wasting your looks and refusing to follow advice because you don't have the balls to do so.

You disgust me.

/rant

>>8231881
this

>>8231449
mammoth pelt is for berrypickers

>>8231881
>.gif

>>8231546
kek, i´m doing this one

>>8231557
>would hunt with/10

i´d stick my cub so far up yer cave

>>8231612
berrypicker as fuck OP

go gather some strawberries and fuck off

>>8231671
>I don't care about sex.
this has to be a fucking troll

>>8231679
is that a compliment? an observation? or what? i dont een know sho´s that

>>8231904

I just took it from the first google result. New laptop, low on reaction images.

>>8231692
yeah, i was there too, i was in the r9k thread too, shit was golden, he´s more like the misc reaction face/shitpost

>>8231731
op, stop trolling pls

>>8231954
do you need another picture?

>>8232015
yeah, maybe we can make you the new /fa/ce

>>8231881

agreed.

>>8231775
Definitely grow a beard. Your face looks kinda weird, man.

>>8231775
You have pretty nice bone structure but your nose is kind of odd. Too upturned I think.

Like others I have said, a beard would help a lot. Make you look pretty cute actually.

>>8232093
>>8232131
>>8231775
whats my face shape?

>>8232145
gay shaped

>>8232145
People have already told you about your face, just try a beard

>>8232162
no, the shape

>>8232183
I told you, it's gay shaped

>>8230472
take a pic w it tied back

>>8232973
he´s gone m8, he went hunting

>>8230114
you are ugly as fuck