/fa/ - Fashion

>>8201834
>130 lbs. 5'8' female
>130 lbs.
>one hundred thirty
>pounds

>>8201868
Wait wait, nowadays it's all about the BF% and the M% so >>8201834 Tell us. What are your percentages.

>I'm making bank as a stripper


Did you really need to include that? You could have just stated that you're disposable income is several thousand a month before asking for advice. The replies will now consist of attacks on your character and strippers in general, not fashion.

>>8201877
>implying OP wasn't b8 to begin with

>>8201876
>M%

??

I don't see any reason to judge strippers negatively. It's making use of their attractive body to make easy money without needing to do anything (relatively) disgusting.

If anything, I'm envious of them.

>>8201868
It's all muscle baby

>>8201877
Because I don't think stripping your way through college is terribly uncommon. And it implies you have a good physique from dancing.

>>8201834
How does it feel to grind on disgusting sweaty men knowing that any self respecting man would not look at you as a mother or would want to marry you or even get into a serious relationship with you?

>>8201899
>>8201899
That wasn't the question. I asked why you included your profession. If you're ignorant of 4kanker culture, and the likely responses your claim would foment, disregard.

Get naked and well help you, if you strip for money youll do it for help

Get on it

>>8201891
A lot of girls are nasty though. I've seen condoms left on the floors of the vip rooms. But you don't have to be. I work at a 'high class' joint. I get paid to talk to people. And they buy me shit just because they think I'm pretty and affable.

>Learn social skills
>get paid to stay in shape
>Only work 4 days a week max.
>best job ever

>>8201876
whats m%

>>8201834
>>8201894
if this is real, what's it like?
do you enjoy dancing? it must be at least a little fun depending on the guys. do you make more money doing lap dances or pole dancing? full nude? have you ever seen someone you know?

how old are you?

>>8201899
>>8201891
it's not a matter of whether or not you should be judged negatively, which for the record i don't think you should. the problem is that you disclosing this will derail the entire thread as thirsty motherfuckers and judgmental virgins harp on just that part of your post until the thread dies

3.1 Philip lim, Alexander wang, acne

Start there bitch

Post more pics

>>8201834
>130lbs
>5'8"

unless your fit as fuck 130lbs is fat. not obese... but fat.
Hell when I was 5"10 at 130lbs, before I started lifting years ago, I was pretty skinny-fat.

>>8201946
you're also a boy...

>>8201922
I'm 20
Yes I enjoy dancing on stage, even though I can't do very many pole tricks. You make the most in vip, then table dances are a min. of 10 each, and stage tips vary. I've never seen someone I know.

>>8201946
I'm not even close to fat lol. Semi-athletic and skinny. Not even chubby but I have a big butt. Also that's normal for a girl of my height.

>>8201952
how much you think boobs weigh? lol

>>8201894
your sucking in your gut so much... im sorry but no.

>>8201961
haha but I'm not
I just don't have a lot of fat on my stomach
I want abs

Should I get this?
Banana Republic sale

>>8201979
I'd keep away from sequins, looks highschooler/slutty

>>8201957
> but I have a big butt
Oh really?

>>8201971

Your underwear is ugly as fuck, get some new panties or whatever first

i guarantee this thread is going to be a shitfest OP, because 9/10 people are going to be acting like retards since you said you're a stripper and you're posting pics and the other 1/10 is going to give you inept fashion advice since we're almost all men.

check out websites like net-a-porter or the barney's warehouse website and see if anything fits your style. i know very little about women's fashion, but i have seen excellent stuff from acne studios, rag and bone, and club monaco. club monaco is the cheapest, probably. i like rag and bone's bags, personally, but idk if you will.

>>8201994
>panties or whatever

how about this
or other ASOS dresses

>>8201971
Looks like you're wearing a diaper.

I've never got the appeal of strippers, I've been to a few strip clubs with the /lads/ and sure tits and shit. But they come up and try and pretend to be my friend, chat for a few minutes then it's always WOULD YOU LIKE A PRIVATE DANCE HONEY?

Firstly how ugly do you have to be to need your female sexual interaction from paid strippers, secondly for the same amount of money you throw at these women you could just pay a hooker to y'know actually fuck you.

smh

>>8201979
>Banana Republic

do you want to look middle-aged? there stuff fits like shit anyway

>>8202006

ok

>>8202007

No, get some nice shit if you have money. not fucking asos

>>8201834
yes dance naked and buy clothes you fucking whore

>/pol/ is always right

5300 extra dollars a month

get shit like

marni
missoni
rick owens
sacai
bottega veneta (but be careful not to end up looking trashy cause leather)
damir doma
jil sander
yang li

that should get you started, now show me your ass for my trouble

>>8201994
they're just shorts for sleeping in.

>>8202045
thanks
>>8202052

>>8202052
stop buying shit like coach and LV anything with noticable branding, it looks cheap and trashy

coach is made in china and marketed as exclusive and fancy it's fucking dirt cheap to make they give it away to the factory workers because no one in china gives a shit about coach, then charge 3 grand for it stateside

>>8202056
that's not your ass that's your underwear, you know what i want

>>8202062
omg it was a gift I just use it during school to hold a water bottle and my phone and pencils and shit when I don't care what I look like.

>>8202073
do you feel shame stripping or is it empowering as a woman or some shit

>>8201834
I want to go to a strip club with some friends but none of us have ever been. What's the mode of operations? Do we just take a seat somewhere and wait for strippers to come to us?

>>8202073
>I don't care what it looks like
>On a fashion board
>H-Help me look good

>>8202091
She was talking about the past

>>8202091
>misquoting

>>8202062
shes a stripper so cheap and classy suits her

College thot 101

>>8201971
cool. that's pretty cool

>>8202052
okay I think it's clear at this point that you mostly came here to post pics of your well fit ass

Can you write "I <3 Julian" on your belly?

also check american apparel for basics

you should start browsin lots of fashunz forums so u can start to develop an appreciation for certain styles and begin to figure out what kind of aesthetic u want to achieve

if ur absolutely itchin to blow money on expensive fashunz purchase, a leather jacket is a safe bet. rick owens, undercover, saint laurent, etc

fortunately u have good physique and seem to embrace ur sexuality well enough to wear risqué stuff that is popular in womens fashunz. with proper research u can be pretty kool

>>8202132
thats meant to be "I <3 Julian"

>>8202132
fuck off m8. get a girlfriend
>>>/b/

>>8202142
Implying this isn't a b-tier thread

>>8201834
Don't listen to these fuck niggas who only stay at home and dont see actual irl females.They're gonna dress you as a female gothninja and niggas gonna be scared of you

First of all change that bag and get a Goyard bag

Second cop your basics from AA cause bitches who rock AA are hot.

Third get some Acne jeans.Them shits look p good on females. or high waisted jeans mmmmmmmm

Fourth if you want dresses,get them from Alexander Wang.

Fifth get jackets from Balmain

Ps;It wont hurt you to go to the gym a little bit bby

>>8201971
Forgot you were a grill
makes more sense

>>8201834
oh shit i forgot go buy alot of Saint Laurent Paris stuff cuz bitches who rock that r hot af b

>>8202154
>high waisted jeans
>bra-less

hnnnnng muh dick

Dress:
https://www.jcrew.com/womens_feature/NewArrivals/dresses/PRDOVR~A5434/A5434.jsp

Wedges 1:
http://www.aldoshoes.com/ca-eng/women/shoes/wedges/30182546-agrarwen/65

Wedges 2:
https://www.jcrew.com/womens_category/shoes/wedges/PRDOVR~03940/03940.jsp

Handbag:
http://www.louisvuitton.ca/front/#/eng_CA/Collections/Women/Handbags/products/Brea-GM-EPI-M40334

Modern-ish Sunglasses
http://ca.burberry.com/spark-square-frame-sunglasses-p38873381?search=true

Simplistic Summerwear
https://www.jcrew.com/womens_category/shirtsandtops/sleeveless/PRDOVR~A1037/A1037.jsp

>>8202052
>I have big butt
Yeah...nah...

>>8202206
Thanks!

>>8202271
not him but surely that post gets us a few more pics

>>8202271
whats proper strip club etiquette?

>>8202280
always wear a condom during a lap dance so you don't stain the inside of your pants

learned that one the hard way

>>8202271

No problem!

>>8202290
I don't cum unless the girl jerks me off any other sensation is unfelt :(

>>8202290
whatthefuckman

>>8201834
Bitch you disgust me with your vile face paint on.
I hate makeup and people who wear it. I dont give a flying fuck if its for a play or for a parade or party. Go fuck yourself you fake piece of shit. You just painted on a face. How low of dignity can you possibly have?
I hate the men and women who use it.
They are faker than a 3 dollar bill.
Show your real, ugly ass face. Even though it is better to look at for me than some painted on bullshit you think looks good.
I ain't falling for shit. I know how makeup works. I'm a woman. I can tell when someone is wearing "NATURAL MAKEUP". Go fuck yourself you stupid asswipe.
I fucking despise you people that use makeup.
Wake up, wash the sleep from your eyes and exit the mother fucking door.
If you need acne medication or lotion for dry skin, put that shit on but that's all. Don't start acting all fake with makeup on. You're just broadcasting to the world how much of a people pleasing idiot you are.

>>8202374
How do you function in society?

>>8202382
What kind of question is that? A dumb one.

>>8202374
I never claimed to not be wearing makeup lol
from the looks of it all I'm wearing is foundation.
Makeup is wonderful. u mad

>>8202374
>anon sees a qt and freaks out
is this you mate?
http://youtu.be/vZXoNKBi3bQ

>>8202374
Ahaha what the fuck
Are you really that autistic or did I just fall for some pasta?

>>8202374
crazy bitch got more pics out of stripper qt
crazy bitch is alright with me

>>8202414
YOURE A LOW LIFE DESPERATE DICK OWNER. SHES A LOWER FORM OF LIFE THAN ME BECAUSE SHE CATERS TO MEN FOR NO REASON OR REWARD, AS WELL AS USES MAKEUP LIKE THE BIMBO SHE IS. GET FUCKED WHORE. GET YOUR COCK CHOPPED OFF AND BALLS SLICED INTO A MILLION PIECES, CHODE.

>>8202438
we got a feminist here

>>8202389
Do men get to fuck in your strip club?

>>8202438
crazybitch pls
you're not getting any pics out of me

>>8202438
>>>/b/

Stop infesting this board.

>>8202441
Obviously a troll pretending to be a feminist.

Why do girls on 4chan do this

Make these subtle threads asking for info for the sole purpose of getting a chance to post pics of there body

You arnt sly

>>8201834
>5600 a month
>stripping
>moving, dancing, socializing, naked.
>made 8k last month off app development
>doing something I love
>Sitting, Drinking coffee, browsing fa all day.

Maaaan oh man.
That sucks for you!

>>8202461
CUZ MEN WILL GIV THEM ATTENTION NO MATTER WHAT AS LONG AS THEY DEGRADE THEMSELVES LIKE WEARING REVEALING CLOTHES
MEN ARE THAT EASY

get some high waisted jeans like that other anon said.

why not post a few things in here that you like and we will tell you whether to cop

>>8201834
>making bank as a stripper
hahahahaha enjoy being a bottom feeder.

>the patriarchy is keeping me down!

>>8202468
do you need attention.

SO WHAT IF I'M A VIRGIN

>>8202468

Yeah, dude, you sound a little insecure in your achievements. You're sitting at your computer bragging to a stripper that you're better than her.

Sounds like the past time of a successful, content person.

>>8202052
>COACH

>>8202468
>moving, dancing, socializing, naked.
>socializing
something that you will never know what it feels like to do

>Sitting, Drinking coffee, browsing fa all day.
plz be lonely somewhere else

this must be a troll. i actually know numerous strippers and none of them EVEEEER call themselves a "stripper" bc they ref to themselves as "DANCERS"


if im wrong...which rarely does occur...you must have absolutely NO self respect and youll be doing more than dancing for money shortly

btw im not judging i just think you have a personality disorder/trauma/raped?

>>8202507
>>8202525
>>8202563

I can brag if I want, I can say whatever the fuck I want, cuz nigga im bout it.
and obviously, you aint.

>>8201834
seems a little high for a tips only gig

do you have sex with random people in the VIP?
im sure you do since all the people that go into those places buy strippers they want to fuck a shit ton of alchol then take them to VIP

>stripping through college
yeah, you want to see where all the chicks from your class go after class

and wonder why all the chicks only have the new cars and ewer computers while the dudes are slumming it in a school sweater, a pen they found on the ground and a beater or fixie from walmart

go into the strip clubs that are always a walking distance from colleges

>>8202571
buy me a hat

>>8202573
haha yeah me too

>>8202573
well well well /fa/'s resident dirty mexican how have you been?

>>8202566
>btw im not judging i just think you have a personality disorder/trauma/raped?

why are you always a bitch? and yeah any intro socio-psch class talks about sex wokers being the best place to find victims of rape

especially if they have a voice that is higher pitched like a toddler, simple vocab. also denotes sustained periods of sexual trauma at a young age.

but isn't an ex-prostitute who used to be addicted to meth looking down on a stripper pretty much the pot calling the kettle black?

m sure this bitch doesn'thave the manly oice and mental retardation mimic-ing heavy lithuaniun accent to go with it

>>8202578
how will I ship?
find me a hat less then 15 dollars, and i'll buy you it. real shit nigga.

>>8202602
can you buy me a visvim

>>8202602
well shit

email me then mane

buy a bucket hat from kyc vintage, theyre like 8 dollars, and shipping makes them 15

http://kycvintage.bigcartel.com/ they have none atm but they restock on random hats everyday

>>8202602
buy doge coin and give it to the anon

certified cutest nascar sponsor

>>8202607
>visvim
good taste, but na.

>>8202608
emailed

>>8202571
>cuz nigga im bout it.
>high res jap female ware
>app development
looks like we found the local autist

>>8202620
>not getting into coding

you a fuckboi or nah

>>8202627
>coding
confirmed for not really being an app dev

>>8202620
What's wrong with coding?

>>8202601
>why are you always a bitch?
>pot calling the kettle black?

a lil hypocrisy there no? youre not exactly a ray of sunshine either buster...
um also my accent is very subtle ive been in the states since '96 not to mention eastern European accents are a turn on for most (normal) men

>>8202620
lol app development is probably the easiest way to get money nowadays, its like the golden age to do it

\>>8202630
Not who you replied to, but are you fucking dumb?
App development is a process to develop an app, it can be design, coding, marketing, anything.

Before you talk shit, please do your research faggot.

>>8202630
wat

Someone buy me a hat tbh

>>8202634
they just tell you that to get into your pants hun.

im sure all the random dudes on okcupid also tell you you taste great despite tasting like some dive bar tuna sandwhich with cigarette ash in it

poke at your clit with their tongue for a few mins and go...yup IM NOT THAT GREAT IT IT SRRY

>>8202648
if this mane buys me this hat, ill post a pic of the hat in /fa/ and you can print it and put it on your head

or ill literally print it out and ship it to you lol

>>8202655
Are you autistic

>>8202700
his mental/social problems are by far way more serious

>>8202700
look at what he chose for his trip.
isnt it obvious?

>>8201834
nice! so you gonna whore yourself? area code? how much?

>>8202602
no email yet, come on man it was my birthday last week ;_;

i spent it with /fa/ too

>>8202715
WILL U BE MAI FRIEND INDRAY?

>>8202735
weird. very weird. i dont like it.
youre spelling it wrong tho

>>8202750
how do you pronounce it?
http://vocaroo.com/

you'd be cool if you weren't such a shitty person/bitch 24/7

>>8202566
Yea same and I know male prostitutes who call themselves "sex workers" and if I say "so you're a prostitue" they literally cry because apparently there is no such thing as a straight male "sex worker"

>>8202757
godamn sieg you need to do a deep personal (and moral) inventory and realize YOURE the shitty bitch. i tried to be your friend remember?

>>8202764
DUDE!

>>8202052
pls b in london

jesus effay
are you really this thirsty?
this shit is pathetic

>>8202764
what the fuck is up figured youd be locked up by now

>>8202781
don't remember it that way
remember calling you cute despite older age, then stating that your flat chest, thin waist can aide you in dressing much better than you did
and you taking personal offense to it

>>8202791
lol thanks.

>>8202800

that picture is fucking hilarious

>>8202800
>>8202800
awesome fit would wear over and over despite the horrific feedback

arent you approx my age? your memory serves you wrong but i appreciate the thin waist comment even if sarcasm

>>8201834
tits?

>>8202812
whats new

>>8202839
nah saw the topless pics, you have a nice body. yeah we're the same age

>>8202835
i like the fucking ego trip
she's wearing a fucking table cloth, baggy ass pajama bottom tier cheap pants and ugly flip flops everything a size or 2 big and is acting like she's the shit

>>8202847
ha ha ha i know RIGHT? the NERVE of some people! i mean rly theres people outher there RIGHT NOW that think they are the shit or sumthin dont they know this is the INTERNET and we are the cool ppl here ha ha ha RIGHT??

>>8202847
>the shit
thats right
confidence is a leadership quality and im the fucking boss

>>8202852
well she came to a fashion board with that ego.
that shit always bites you in the ass.

i don't go into shooting competitions with my home defense tier 300 blackout ar-15 thinking im going to hit some 1000yard targets with some magpul Mbus sights

and walkingin like im the motherfucking shit

>>8202858
>well she came to a fashion board with that ego.
>that shit always bites you in the ass.
irony much

>>8202858
you really consider this a "fashion" board?

>>8202870
let me rephrase b4 shitstorm - i guesss technically this is a fashion board, however, theoretically and practically NO its a bunch of nonsense and BS

>>8202870
used to be
now it's mostly high school kids falling prey to viral marketing

coming from a woman who claimed a part time job at tjmaxx was a job in the "fashion marketing industry"

>>8202868
think you're mistaking me ridiculing a 17 year old for buying used ACNE denim for nearly full price and disgusting used common projects as ego

>>8202655
epic :/

>>8202879
>4chan
>nonsense and BS
Checks out.

>>8202879
wow ur so smart how can i get as smart as u

>>8202858
>the gun info
rofl kid... just rofl...

>>8202886
>coming from a woman who claimed a part time job at tjmaxx was a job in the "fashion marketing industry"
lmfao rekt

>>8202890
good genetics i guess. youre screwed

>>8202890
i think she has confidence issues
hence hiding in clothes, caring about "shitstorm" posts, and constant arguing she's a little thang

>>8202898
hope you have more brain than to believe every word of siegs trolling.

>>8202846
a lot of stuff but also basically the same.

Look at this captcha I just got...

GJ getting that paper, OP, but we can't really help you too much. You have to dress you; if you put on awesome clothes that have nothing to do with you you'll look, feel, and be ridiculous.

Post some of your favorite outfits and tell us a little bit about who you are beyond an awesome body hustler and we might be able to do more. Otherwise, check out Totokaelo. They're a boutique in Seattle, of all places, but they've got a reputation as the best curated womenswear place around. Look and see what jives with you and Google up more on the designers. You can just cop straght from Totokaelo's webstore, but the idea is coming up with a sense of style so you'll know what you want, or you'll be able to go to any store and find something that works for you.

Some big web shopping names you might also look at just to cop are Ssense, Net a Porter, Lyst, and Gilt.

>>8202905
dont most females? anyways just stop it seriously for the love of god as hilarious as it is to take a trip down memory lane of bad internet decisions...id like to forget ive disgraced myself in this hellhole

>>8202932
Post pics qt

>>8202932
what are you afraid of? what benefit do you gain from an ego trip online? i bet you're shy and timid/reclusive in person except for maybe around 1-2 people you consider your friends but talk shit behind your back. how much for a femdom sesh?

OP do you fuck clients?

5600/mo isn't bank unless you leave in Bumfuck, Alabama

>>8202858
hey sieg, do you want to have an airsoft war?

>>8202952
>shy/timid/reclusive
me? not at all i make friends everywhere i go :)
my man is tho and it really gets on my nerves bc he makes bad first impressions. it also sucks bc dumb whores think he's "mysterious" and he gets more attn than any normal acting/lookin guy

>>8202977
i don't have any airsoft guns
i was going to get one or 2 to play with around the house in college

but i just ended up witha bunch of stupid nerf guns

fucking airsoft guns are less reliable than a WASR-10 and they cost almost as much as the firearms they are meant to look like.

i think the little SCAR one they have that's gas powered runs as much as my JD machine lower

>>8202981
not going to last
how old is he?

>>8202981
>he makes bad first impressions. it also sucks bc dumb whores think he's "mysterious" and he gets more attn than any normal acting/lookin guy
>dating cool man luke

Do you read his tumblr?

>>8202052
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>>8202981
he doesnt make bad impressions that's just you projecting your insecurities

>>8202991
airsoft is fucking tight dude
i'll let you borrow my TM AK47 modified with the real steel grips I found in a gun show, it's been modifid with a tighbore barrel and shoots at 350 fps

>>8201971
gross

>>8201834
i'd bang you with my dick cuz im a boss

>>8203000 27. he wants to get married
>>8202999 whats his tumblr didnt know he has one

noriu tripu irgi

>/fa/
>heterosex

please leave.

>>8203024
im not gay dude your gay

>>8203006
um no people constantly think hes an asshole/unintrested/bored/rude bc hes got social anxiety....believe me people get offended and he has hard time forming bonds with others.

>>8203016
why would he want to marry you?
no offense but you seem to be the pass -around chick that nobody really wants to spend too much time with.
not much to offer long term other than rapidly depreciating looks/personality that feels will get old fast

im sure most of the guys here would fuck you given the chance, but not take you out

>>8203027
the fucked up part is that youre probably born in 1997

>>8203008
idk what that is
but if you can tur it ito a mini-draco look like i'd use it

im still in the market for one but they're rare here i california

single shot transfer becuase it's off roster, then you have to find a good AK pattern plugged magazine, and a good bullet button for one

it's a bitch to get one

otherwise you have to wait for a cop to sell one used and buy it off of them

yeah cops can buy guns civilians can't (police state pretty much)

>>8203027

This is what the heterosexual man finds humorous.

Your race will end soon enough.

>>8203037
You don't understand relationships enough, even though you think you do.

I know the type of guy she's talking about and it all makes sense, even if it MAY not seem healthy but prod is a cool girl and probably has the upperhand in the relationship.

only bad thing is the jealously she may feel if he ever realizes his affect on other girls, but most likely he won't. i don't want to attempt to criticize the guy, because i don't want to sound like an insult to prodigy, but he probably really likes being steady and open with a girl, and regardless of her past right now prodigy is at a point where she can be that position.

anyway, check out my cool blog:
http://coolmanadvice.tumblr.com/

>>8203071
she bragged about cheating on him several times last year so she prob does

but men still want something out of their future partners

like why would you propose to prodigy?
she has nothing to offer long term
no job prospects, no education, no class, loose morals, goals are skewed and childlike, constant draw to addiction.

i don't see why a well adjusted attractive male would want this type of person around, or what he see's in her?

maybe he's thinking with his dick, thats pretty much all she's good for

>>8203071
You're a cool motherfucka man.

>>8203037
omgomgomgomgomgomg sieg honestly im gonna get into it atm youll just think im on an ego trip....however...i can assure you i have a lot to offer besides dashing looks, style/taste, and a perfect ass

you obviously have no idea how smart and funny i am. im extremely personable - no lie
i speak 3 languages and have a masters
im also the nicest person youll meet everyone i know owes me money bc i cant say no
I PICK UP FUCKING TRASH THATS NOT MINE OUTSIDE
i dont eat animals bc i love them and theyr my friends
genetics are awesome never needed braces bodys proportionate
loyal 110% to my man and willing to satisfy his fantasies even if im not comfortable with it

the only problem i admit - substance abuse/adxn...also im a wee bit materialistic but have a great job/income

youd marry me if i gave you the chance.
4 people have asked

ps. im an awesome cook and clean af

tldr - godamit sieg u put me on the defense a lot. im a fine catch

OP can you post more pictures

>>8203097
It's a different guy.

But also, let's be realistic, most guys don't sit around and think about "hmm is this practical" and "what can she bring me."
They think "hey she's having sex with me and makes me feel good and i love her and she's special" and that's it. Love makes guys blind, it isn't really rational. You're the same way, at least you were based on that pic of you with that humungously obese girl you once loved...

That's why girls end up coming out ahead in most cases, and also the scenario I described above plays perfectly into a females idealization of what a relationship should be like.

And I bet there are a lot of good things about prodigy IRL. she's always seemed cool to me.

like I said, i'm being nice, but still keeping it real.

>>8203097
cheating on him? never. i dont have the mental/physical capacity to literally actually cheat on someone i love


>>8203071
i admit i fo have upper hand and I HATE IT bc i like the man to put me in my place and this is the only reason why im afraid this rel is doomed to fail bc im a dominant personality and wish he was too

>>8203117
maybe he's just depressed and wants the company?

i hope this guy wakes up sometime and realizes what he's about to do, maybe he's in a fog and see's your IM SEW nice act as "the real you"

>>8203132
Why don't you give him a chance or tell him you want him to be more dominant?

>>8203117
not even sieg but any girl that mentions shit like
> i have a lot to offer besides dashing looks, style/taste, and a perfect ass blah blah blah look at all the normal things i do
is not worth being seen with.

these are things ppl should find out about you on their own. you shouldnt have to run around and tell people that you are organized, these are things they will find out themselves. same goes for your behavior, income, fetishes etc. b/c right now you sound like a used car salesman trying to hype up what isn't there and it sounds like insecurity

>>8203138
I mean marriage is a crazy idea no matter who it is.

wtf is this thread

>>8203129
>hey she's having sex with me and makes me feel good and i love her and she's special" and that's it.

maybe if you're 14

but hey, they should get married i california so and divorced here too! i got more shit i want to buy

also we just got into high end criminal defense
so pull some white collar crime out here while you're here prodigy

>>8203132
and i got the master's and 3 languages dig.
i kow my degree's are trash

and i do realize that speaking Japanese is pretty much like speaking latin nowadays (since nearly all of japan speaks fluent english) but hey

fuck you

also i live n socal, have all my life
you kindof pick up spanish
4 years in high school also helped

>>8203132
>i like the man to put me in my place and this is the only reason why im afraid this rel is doomed to fail bc im a dominant personality and wish he was too
Guys need to understand that this a very common problem. Girls crave domination, and love a man that can lead. Girls will constantly test guys to assert their dominance to the point of confusing irony.

I can't really give you any advice, because I get where you're at and what you want but this problem isn't something you can really fix with any type of discussion.

The reality is, and I'm sure you're aware of this in some capacity, you are with him because he isn't the "aggresive alpha" girls crave. You like the mysterious aspect of him, and you see his potential, but you can't make a guy more assertive by telling him to be more assertive because then he's just doing what you told him to do.

Girls hate and disrespect guys who are unable to make decisions and pursue his own interests, and it leads to an extremely betatized man, and a wife who has to run the entire family - and she'll run it into the ground.

>>8202389
Ugh is your name korina? Look like a girl that I saw on okc

>>8203153
She's being sarcastic dude, chill out. If someone was hating on me online I'd prob have the same kind of response and I'm a dude.

>>8203160
>maybe if you're 14
Sounds like the REAL reason behind 90% of adult relationships to me.

>>8203163
yeah but who cares?

it's just a website

>>8203161
so wat do then Luke?

>>8203071
tumlr advice column eh?
either your eating too much speed

>>8203163
she's trying to be funny but cooked her thought processing skills away with the years on meth

>>8203185
dude can you at least get my DOC right?

>>8203190
>>8203185
PS DOC means "drug of choice"

autism

>>8203172
>either your eating too much speed
or what?

i've been sober for like 2 months.
i'm about to start again soon probably but i don't really want too.

>>8203161
youre right telling him to be assertive makes him less so.....but the good thing is hes only shy/timid in social situations. when its just me and him (for the most part) hes capable of being the man i need him to but only if i give him the space....rels are as complicating as the stupid people that try to have them....all that matters in the end is that your love and desire for one another is greater than some other force in life

>>8203201
He's an introvert, for sure and if you're an extrovert you need to understand that he won't ever be as social as you may want him to be.

and if he's insecure it may bother him that you go out without him because he'll wonder what you're up to, so hopefully he's not incredibly insecure.

>>8201834
This place is a really shitty one to ask for advice, especially for women.
I'd suggest lurking here for a while as well as other places and just get an idea of what fashion is, and start to develop your own style. Definitely read the sticky, good stuff in there.

i'm friends with a big booty black stripper
she's actually very kind and says it helped her with body image issues
good for you OP
also some cool outfits in the fuccgirl thread go dress like them >>8189872

IS THIS THREAD STILL GOIN OR NAR?

>>8203218
he wasnt insecure until we took a break and i dated around and he was like wtf take me back but now i dont trust you bc youre a flirt and you want others dicks in your mouth...lol..basically he realized ill be ok with or without him and its kinda devastating for him bc he wasnt ok without me in fact he moved back from the west coast just to be with me HOLY SHIT THE CAPTCHA IS HIS NAME!!!

but yea im the only person hes ever been in love love with. ya kno?

op for the love of god post more pics of your glorious body

please respond

>>8203262
that's sieg's real name

>>8203262
>but yea im the only person hes ever been in love love with. ya kno?
I know the type, and I knew that was the case as soon as your very first post about him.

Actually, even before that because i know the type of girl you are, and the type of guys who will be serious with you. It's funny, because you want him to be more dominant and assertive, but if he was, he wouldn't be with you.

I know you might take offense to that, but you shouldn't. Relationship dynamics is like basic mathematics to me.

You'll do what you want, and really, there is nothing wrong with that. I know a lot of guys like him, and I knows how it goes down. You can have him wrapped around your finger, but it would also be in your best interest to pursue other guys so you end up happier down the line.

>>8203274
it's common as fuck nigga


>>8203275
because prodigy is the type of girl you have to date for awhile to see how badly you fucked up

need to get serious with some trash before you find out whats good for ya

>>8203275
rel dynamics and mathematics woah totally not comparable at all though. there are no set equations that produce the same perfect result bc people arent numbers people change and arent constant. im just sayin what i want and need has changed from a couple years ago. i used to only date alpha clowns idk i just love to laugh humor was everything now im thinking about propects in future such as marriage and kids and i dont wanna be with some dude just bc hes funny and entertaining. while i get bored easily so shits gotta stay interesting right now i also love the stability of his companionship. i like silence and comfort we share. i hate him as much as i love him im a v passionate person....
the only reason it wont work imo is bc hes my partner in crime. hes my bff. if he cant get a grip on all that hes gna have to go bc im gettin too old to be fuckin around....shit i never believed in marriage and i hated kids - and recently ive considered both as actually desirable options in my future

I mean you say you dont want a steady GF but why not? LOVE is great. youre vulnerable and exposed to a lot of situations that may be uncomfortable and even hurtful but in the end its all worth it bc you were FEELing love and having AMAZING sex thats what living life is about

>>8203294
your name is james?

omg im about to thro up

omg capthcha again lol quite fitting again bc....eh ya kno

sieg stop callin me trash its not making you feel any better about your terrible condition

where do u strip, op? i would like a lapdance.

>>8203317
yes, now you get to see MY FACE whenever you look at your boyfriend

good luck climaxing tonight with my face starring at you

just imagine me calling you trashy

>>8202052
> I have a big butt

No you dont! Bubble butt...at best.

>>8203307
> people arent numbers people change and arent constant
"The concept of generalization is the antithesis to women’s innate solipsistic, individualist perspective. That’s not to argue that women cannot be analytical or scientific in various areas, but it is to say that in regards to personal and larger social contexts, thinking in generalities is not their native cognitive process." - Three 6 Mafia

>now im thinking about propects in future such as marriage
Yea I know that.
That's why you stopped pursuing "alpha" guys, because they aren't the providers. You are looking for the provider aka the "beta" and it looks like you found him.

I'm not the type to break guys down into two categories like that, but still, that's how it plays out. You have the alpha guys for physical attraction when you're horny and younger, and when you get older you know you need a guy you have more control over.

>and recently ive considered both as actually desirable options in my future
It's called "the wall" and it's not related to Pink Floyd.

>having AMAZING sex
why do i need only one GF to have that?
I find it interesting that your BF moved from the west coast to see you, because that's where I live. Seems like it's time you two take a vacation to see his old stomping grounds because today I just got a new glass desk in my office and I can't stop thinking about watching a girl suck my dick under my desk while i'm posting cool posts on the chan.

Sieg is talking to himself again. What a pathetic little guy you are.

I'm surprised how many RELATIONSHIP FUCKING EXPERTS there are on here.
But also, Prodigy's pretty FUCKIN MODEST eh. Keeping a fuckin record of every good thing she does just for the sake of saying she does.
THIS PLACE IS DUMB FUCK.

Where did that stripper go?

I'm 12 and what is going on in this thread?

>falling for autist bait
>getting rekt by a massive autist

Jesus just quit already

>>8201868
I'm 5'7" and 110pounds/48kg and basically look anorexic.
I think you're applying short person weight standards to her. Anything under 65kg is normal for her height really...

tripfag circlejerk?

tripfag circlejerk!

also OP is a whore

gross

This is by far the thirstiest thread on this board.

>>8204296
thanks for joining us tonight

I made an offer a while back that I will pay for nudes from any sufficiently attractive /fa/ grills.
I guess that would apply here, OP, if you're interested.

Email included for any interested parties.

>>8204296
The thirst is real.

>>8204313
do you pay after or before you get the nudes

i dont think there is anyone older than 16 that posts on 4chan

>>8204312
I really, really, really like this image.

>>8204318
I haven't had anyone interested yet. I'd imagine I'd have to risk a preliminary sum and go from there.
There's probably a smart way to do this but I don't know it, never done it before.

>>8201834
>help dress me pls

fuck off and read the sticky, this isn't a makeover board

>>8204339
I'm 21

q.e.d. motherfucker

>>8204349
why do you want nudes so much that you're willing to pay? also how much would you pay for OP nudes?

Fucking sage and hide and die everyone who posted here, cancerous faggots.

>>8204361
Because I have money that I am willing to exchange for entertainment.
Payment will be discussed with the individual on a case by case basis.

224 posts

fucking stay classy /fa/

>>8202087
yea b dont look stressed or like a virgin just sit down order a drink andeverythin will take care of urself

i bet ull sperg out tho

>>8204367
or you could have a lot more entertainment for significantly less if you met people.
strippers may be stigmatised as bad but the people who pay when they could go out and get some are pretty pathetic imo.

>>8204529
That's a lie and you know it. Everyone is paying for it, some just do it more indirectly: and very few people can get it faster and/or cheaper and/or easier than they would if they simply arranged for it directly.

makes me wish I was a girl. i'm plenty decent looking.

>>8201834
Strippers smell like jergens lotion and cigarettes.

>>8205034
Thanks for bumping this shit thread.

>>8204529
>the people who pay when they could go out and get some are pretty pathetic imo.
Lol exactly. Then again I think people who go out to hook up are lame too though.

>>8204574
>Everyone is paying for it
Not really dude. But for the record I don't think less of you than I think of any dudes who thrive on pictures of women who are out of their leagues, pay or not.

>>8205034
next time you're looking to fuck, just offer them some coke

Is opp still here she is hot as fuck holy shit mu buckets

>take $5K
>contribute to Roth IRA
>use money to buy quality blue chip stock that pays large dividend
>tax exempt on dividend
>reinvest dividend to buy more roth ira stock
>repeat every year

this is the best advice you're going to get. take one month of pay every year and do this.

>be old
>check roth ira
>over 1M dollars
>don't live in poverty as old person

A ROTH, not a regular IRA. This system was built for the wealthy. Use it. Your major will probably make a lot less money than what you are doing now.

>>8202374
>>>/cgl/

>working as a stripper
>a temporary job entirely dependent on your youthfulness
>should I save money for the future?
>nah
>(s)hoe(s) and handbags ~*~*~teeheheeheh~*~*~*~

youre perfect OP i love you plz post nudes

>>8204574
have you seen the guys who go into strip clubs?
it's funny, the people who frequent them, college kids, old men with no money

but when you ask a stripper how much money she makes it's some dispro number.

house gets a cut, and you're wage is entirely dependent on tips from low in come earners....where the fuck is this other 35k a year coming from?

strippers typically sell drugs as well, but not all of them

>>8207124
you're missing one fact tho, she's in college, so she can get a real job

>>8201834
rick owens and raf simons are great if you got the $$$

>>8203159
i know rite

OP pls cum back

>>8208769

>>8208806
I really, really like this picture

>>8208898
damn

fuck this thread and everyone in it.

>>8208892
Can I save it?

>>8210590
it's all yours my friend

>this thread still here

>>8201834
>tfw I was nearly managing a club in the UK
>tfw celebs/rich men came in with £1000's and would spend thousands on girls just talking to them
>tfw most girls live plush lives, at least the good earners do
>tfw they spend it and have a fucked up later adulthood

Few words of advice, don't spend it all, save it. Unless you know you're getting a job 100% at the end of uni that can support you when you're older. I know far too many older (30's) that have been doing it since early 20's and they regret not saving their money. What have they got from it? A bunch of worthless shit. Also Try and declare it; It works out better in the long run.

Im surprised a girl is asking for /fa/ advice being a girl and all.

Also get some agent provocateur shit; men seem to love that. (For work that is) I know the factories that make it, and the girls love it when I have some stuff to sell. Try it.

TL;DR
Dont waste stripper savings.

>>8205044

>>8210856
thanks captain fucking obvious.

>>8201834
Man even strippers don't get paid much compared to Aus.

An ex of mine was a stripper and made about 1100 a night for a double shift (6 hours + 45 minute break)

Bitch left glitter everywhere.

>>8202468
>browse /fa/ all day
>write apps all day

pick one because you aren't making that much money unless you are constantly working. Did you make 8 thousand dollars on one app???

>>8201834
this thread must not die

>>8213527

agreed

>>8203117

You sound like trash and if you're the one on sieg's pics you're also a liar.

It always amazes me how people that are so fucking average, or even below that, believe they're top shit, or even perfect or pretty close to it.

I don't know if this is something you do because you can't stand being mediocre.

>>8210985
what about traps :^)

fucking thread of the year

I wouldn't pay you a fucking penny you old tart

have some fucking self respect, you can't be /fa/ and a stripper

you're not even worthy to inhale the steam from my piss

>>8208898
>everytime

>>8201834
IM NOT GONNA FUCKING BE YOUR WARDROBE PERSON DEVELOP YOUR OWN STYLE. OR HIRE A STYLIST WITH YOUR STRIPPER MONEY.

Happy mother's day!

sage

>>8202154
this anon knows whats up
>high waisted jeans
>oh god dat ass *droooooool*

>>8201834
You should place your money in funds that has grown with about 10% in the last 3-5 years if you can't buy an apartment and you can rent out to others while living cheap and studying.

>>8208892
Kek'd so hard

>>8203117
"perfect"

anyone got any ass pics of prodigy? bet its big and white and rippley and nice

>>8210899

Well yeah, it's obvious, but when your job is partying it's easy to develop a coke habit and if you're good enough guys are flying you around the country and you just HAVE 20k+ in the bank at any given time and all the time off you want, money can go out the window real quick-like.

>>8201834
What club are u at

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL HERE?

>>8216401
boggles my mind how serious some of you are. this is motherfokin 4chan.

goddamn i mean do you people not realize 91.8% of my posts are 77.46% for entertainment purposes. the remaining 22.54% of the 8.2% is strictly educational. you are wecome for everything and im sorry your life sucks ass

>>8218677
pls dont even

>>8221131
Ahahaha why are you still posting? Just calm your tits and leave jesus christ.
It looks like you're the one taking this shithole too seriously

>>8201834

GET OFF THE FRONT PAGE
SAGE

>>8218736
Bump

heh. bump

>>8222357
>>8222545
epin :)