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8186671 No.8186671 [Reply] [Original]

What aspects of your own body just make you awfully sad?

I have a really healthy head of hair, loads of body hair (which I think looks great on my legs/arms/chest despite being a disaster in the underpants area) and yet I can't grow any decent facial hair. This pains me because I think I have a good face for a whole bunch of facial hairstyles and I just can't do anything that doesn't look disgusting. Hopefully I'll develop more in the next couple years but supposedly the cut off is 24. I'd hate to be cursed for my whole life.

>> No.8186675

>>8186671
Oh and to make matters worse I have an intense neckbeard which grows 3x faster than the rest of my facial hair. Should I just end it all?

>> No.8186762

I don't focus on physical flaws, I've long moved past that. I focus on my mental health and my mind.

>> No.8186764

I guess having a brickshaped upper body is a "flaw" but I like it myself. Feels strong brah

>> No.8186768
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>>8186671
>can't grow any decent facial hair
me too

also:
average, plain-looking face
no ass
some stubborn fat/loose skin around my belly from when i was a fattie

>> No.8186771
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>>8186671
>tfw chickenpox scars
I will never look good topless because of this

>> No.8186816

My hair on the top grows like curly fuzz, it also grows super slow around an inch. I want a big agro or long hair but it looks worse the longer I let it grow. I feel once I get to around 4 and a half inches it will be fine but it's taking forever and everyone's a prick that says just cut it down, asks why it want big hair? ...because it will make me happy, and it will look good on me.

>> No.8186832
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8186832

I have a barreled chest which makes every thing look terrible in profile. I thought it was fat but 50 pounds later it was just my ribcage.

>> No.8187230

>even though I'm now pretty in shape, my cheeks are still huge and multiple people have asked me if they look swollen
>been dealing with an increasingly receding hairline since I was 15

why is life hard

>> No.8187236

>>8186832
pls post chest
i cant tell if i have some kind of barrel chest or if i'm over-reacting and its normal

>> No.8187244

>>8186832
tfw pectus carinatum
I will never look slim in a t shirt

>> No.8187248

I'm 5'9", can't sing and I have a really small waist and larger hips. =(

>> No.8187282

i got a fucked up scar on my finger

>> No.8187283

>>8187244
>google it
Jesus christ, at least a barrel chest is nice for lifting.

>> No.8187355
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8187355

>tfw male model
>tfw pectus excavatum and the 35,000$ pricetag to fix it.
>tfw 26 inch waist 6 feet 119lbs
>tfw small acne scar

c-c-come at me hedi

>> No.8187362

I'm skinny fat... I look great in clothes, but when I'm out I just look puffy and weird.

>> No.8187381

>>8186671
8/10 face, would be better but ugly nose
Great proportions, long legs, broad shoulders, strong vshape
ottermode
>Only 5'7"

Nothing fits because short people are not slim with big shoulders and short torso, can at least wear normal length pants but need size 27 waist, 27:30 = no break, barely touches shoes.

On the bright side, good posture + hair + intentionally thicker than average shoes means people usually think I'm ~ 5'10"

>> No.8187390

>>8187381
Manlet confirmed.

Do you have Cuban heels?

>> No.8187422

My nasal septmu is crooked because of a fight about three years ago.

Semi-babycheeks are hiding my decent bone structure, rest of my body is incredibly lanky.

Here are my good aspects:
>185cm or about 6ft 2in
>60kg
>Great hair, grows very fast, hairline is about as straight as it can get.
>Can grow facial hair.
>Long legs, which grills seem to like.
>Skin is good enough, not 10/10 but never had any acne.

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8187434

tfw Pectus excavatum
tfw skinny fat
tfw narrow waist, wide hips
tfw weak jawline

>> No.8187440

>>8187434
tfw weird line breaks in my post

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>>8187362
>>8187434
you can get out of skinny fat easily, but not Pectus Excavatum or weak jawlines etc, without Korean plasticomancy.

Move to Korea, anon number 2

>> No.8187445

>>8186768
>no ass
oh lord i know that feel

>> No.8187450

>>8187434
tfw everybody seem to have marfan syndrome

>> No.8187457

short torso

fuck I want a longer torso.

how 2 long torso?

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>>8187457
Or a steam roller.

>> No.8187466

>>8187462
ty brah. I think my local gym has a thing like this.
Let's get medieval.

>> No.8187474

>>8187443
I think my weak jawline is because of my gnarly overbite. You can eat cereal out of my chest. Feels bad.

>>8187450
Whoa, bro. I don't look retarded or nothin'.

>> No.8187486

>>8186671
My brown eyes

My dad's entire side of his family has had green/blue/gray eyes, and so does my younger brother but I was just fucked and got a slightly lighter version of my moms dark brown eyes...

>> No.8187489

>>8187474
Get braces dude...

I would have had a fucking Homer Simpson overbite if I hadn't had them when I was young.

Got great jawline now, it's never too late, and it's just pain.

>> No.8187491

>>8187486
Brown eyes are great. They go with anything.

>> No.8187493

>>8187474
I didn't tell you retarded. Your comment remind me to marfan syndrome. Sorry if I offend you

>> No.8187496

>>8187489
How long do you think I'll have to have them for? My teeth are already pretty damn straight.

>>8187493
I know. Haha. I was just messing with you.

>> No.8187502

>>8187496
I had mine for like 6 months, but I was 10 at the time.

Can't remember what it was called, it basically pushed my jaw forward. I guess they can do the same.

I had a fucked up grill, but they're straight as fuck now.

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>>8187491
I guess it's nice to look at it that way

But still I'll never have mysterious pic related eyes so life is over

>> No.8187512

>>8187506
that's fucking disgusting bro.

Embrace your normal eyes, we have the most stable genes after all.

>> No.8187524

>>8187502
Oh, shit, only 6 months? Damn, I might actually consider it. Thanks.

>>8187506
tfw #rare green eyes

>>8187434
And to add on to this, tfw small ears but still somehow stick out quite a bit

>> No.8187527

>>8187524
Yeah but I was still growing. It might be anything from a year to two for an adult.

I had a friend who got braces at 20, she had to wear them for 2 years as opposed to my year.

>> No.8187529

>>8187512
Good point

>maximum protection against the sun master race

>> No.8187530

>wide hips
>thick thighs
>big butt
>short
>average length but thick penis
>large wide feet
>bad proportions
>chubby cheeks
>big nose
>mild depression
I'm male,sometimes I hate not being able to dress exactly how I want without the image in the mirror ruining the image I thought I held

>> No.8187531

>>8186832

This is my problem too..
I found lifting weights actually helped to bring the rest of my body back into proportion though, even though you would think that is the last thing you should do. You can't slim down your bones but you can bring the rest of you up to speed which will make it less prominent.
Also wearing clothes that suit your shape, no horizontal stripes or skinny jeans.

>> No.8187532

>>8187524
>tfw #rare green eyes
shiet, me 2

>> No.8187536
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8187536

The very worst kind of skinnyfat

>> No.8187543

>>8187527
Yeah, but like I said, my teeth are already pretty damn straight. Like, people will ask me how long I had braces for and seem shocked when I tell them I've never had them.

>>8187532
Do you like them or dislike them? I like mine. Bitches tell me they're jelly all the time.

>> No.8187545

>>8187536
at least you don't have faux-man boobs

>> No.8187546

>>8187543
Go see an orthodontist and get checked. It was just one brace that cured the jaw for me.

Good luck.

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8187550

tbh I don't mind being short,just working on losing weight and leading to live a happy life, stable mentality , sturdy concertration , higher ambitions and better confidence in myself +people.Oh and refine my tastes + education (not necessarily academic ) ,but eh who has time for that when it's school+work 18hours a day
Nb: it's not cool for me to focus on these areas and only consider them as negatives nor sharing them on a mongolian re-enactment board it's quite perverse

>> No.8187552

>>8187543
i don't really care. it's not that #rare here in scandinavia anyway, it's mostly on a global scale.

>> No.8187555

I lifted for a while and was a pretty build looking 172lbs at 6' tall, but then I got sick and had to stop. I'm now 164 but kinda skinnyfat and I'm pissed I can't get SWOLE again.

But I guess unless I take my shirt off I'm pretty good looking.

>> No.8187557

I was born male.

>> No.8187563
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8187563

I've got a little big of George Harrison eyes.

>> No.8187694

>>8187557
What are you some degenerate tranny

>> No.8187720

I have a flat fucking face. My hair grows extremely fast and I keep it healthy but I can never keep it longer than a few inches because shorter hair compliments my shitty facial aesthetics.
>tfw want surgery to cop jew hooknose

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8187734

Okay, let's go from top to bottom.
Hideously misshapen head, way too prolonged sides with narrow face. Looks alien.
Frankenstein-ish forehead, hairline starting 3 inches after it should.
Awful acne, got better with age, but I am still a pepperoni face.
A front top tooth being placed in front of the rest of the teeth, making me look like a hillbilly when someone notices. Think the redneck dude from Simpsons.
Crooked nose, not really noticeable in real life, but glaringly obvious in pictures.
Awful, awful facial hair, no hair on my cheeks or the underside of my chin.
No Adam's apple whatsoever, just a boring, womanly neck.
Assymetrical collarbones resulting in shoulders being in different heights.
Pectus excavatum aka a hole the size of a tennis ball in my chest.
Child bearing hips.

Yeah, none of you can triumph that.

>> No.8187780

>>8186671
i hate my huge thighs, calves and ass, that i got form years of mountainbiking, i know i can lose them by training to run long distances and shit like that but im addicted to mountainbiking, my bikes together are worth more than 20k euro, i have considered selling them and copping sick garms, but i just cant

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>>8187734
My heart goes out to you, anon.

>> No.8187842

>>8187563
It looks like somebody morphed george and pauls face together

>> No.8187903

>>8186768

I actually have a big ass from when i was fat along with some belly.

>> No.8188392

>tfw huge nose
>moobs that aren't actually moobs
They're like little bumps.

>> No.8188458

Slightly asymmetrical eyes
Same hair situation as OP minus the neckbeard.
Forever skinny fat/hungry skeleton cuz shit heart won't let me work out.
A weird hair growth pattern which makes a number of hairstyles impossible for me.

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>>8186671
iktf OP. My hair grows incredibly fast too. I shaved my entire crotch area the other day. I even get hair on the shaft.

>> No.8188836

>>8188492
Shaft hair

This shit terrifies me. Atm it's only noticeable if you're REALLY looking, but I'm so scared that with age I will actually develop a hairy cock.

>> No.8189247

>>8187780
Embrace your strong muscular thighs. Function over form.

You probably look great in shorts

>> No.8189264

>>8186768
do some squats and hip thrusts m8

I have no ass as well which makes most of my pants fit like shit. Hopefully squats will help me

>> No.8189286

facial hair grows really quickly but it's never able to develop into an actual beard

lots of milia on forehead (working on it tho)

legs aren't equally hairy

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8189291

>>8188836
>tfw you have some hair up to your glans

>> No.8189298

Doesn't make me feel awful, but my hips are slightly wider than usual, which can look a bit funny depending on what I wear. It's not a huge problem though, it doesn't really bother me at all

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>>8187422
>185cm =/= 6'0"
you faggot

source I am a math major

>> No.8189367

>>8189291
>tfw 7.5"x5" glorious cock
>no confidence
>forever alone virgin

the lord taketh and giveth

>> No.8189403

>>8189350
187-189cm is 6'2"

Source: I am 6'2"

>> No.8189427

>>8189367
man, guys like you. here's a tip bro. in ANY situation where there is sexual tension between you and a girl, and YOU KNOW when that is, and so does she - just mention that she got you hard and whip it out. bam.

>> No.8190064

I don't get really upset about anything, but I guess I have somewhat wide hips. Also being a tall skeleton is suffering for finding clothing with enough length that isn't baggy.

>> No.8190087

5'9", attractive, nice jawline and slim face.

When I was younger I got super fat because my family doesn't understand that you can't live off of pizza rolls and coca cola. Wound up at 250 pounds by freshman year but I'm at 160 now and had been working out every day for a while. I have a good amount of muscle and would have a nice body if there wasn't so much left over fat on me. When I bend over it hangs and it's absolutely disgusting. It really bothers me, especially since no matter how hard I work I won't be able to naturally fix it.

>> No.8190946

>>8187530
i'm really sorry man, but if i had a body like that i'd kill myself on the spot. sometimes looking in the mirror is the only way i can keep myself sane, so i don't know how you manage.

i hop eyou have a happy life :)

>> No.8190948

>>8186671
I'm fat.

>> No.8190966
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nipples
lovehandles (although they are rapidly disappearing)
gut

I'm pretty sure I'm going to have upper abs and a lower belly/stomach

I've got shit eyesight but I wear lenses. Also got dental braces.


That stubborn belly is probably going to haunt me forever. O well.

>> No.8190974

>5head+widows peak
>hairline might be receding or just naturally high idk i've always had long hair so its difficult to tell with pictures
>slightly asymmetrical nostrils (i only noticed it yesterday and its been bugging me so fucking much)
>aquiline/whatever its called nose
>mediocre facial aesthetics
>brown eyes and hair

6'3, well above average dick, broad shoulders & narrow hips, p fit, but none of that balances out all the other shit and i contemplate suicide every day

>> No.8191158

>>8186671

>Thick eyebrows need maintenance every 3-4 days or they lose their shape/appeal
>Large area of body covered by moderate amount of hair. Feels like I'm constantly wearing a onesie.
>Short femurs and tibiae/fibulae responsible for 5'7" height despite well proportioned torso
>Suit the dark/brooding type with a neutral/frowning expression more than I do an outgoing type with bright toothed smiles

V-tapered torso; natural mesomorph so stacking on kilograms of muscle/progressing linearly with heavy weights has been an easy job for me; titan-esque quads (can't accommodate for short height with good-looking skinny legs any longer); got lucky with the gene pool and pulled a nice facial structure; man/10 facial hair.

Laser hair removal for entire body to reduce density on arms/remove completely for unattractive areas is going to be costly, though. Can always shed fat for aesthetics with some hard work, too, so I guess I'm content overall. As far as height goes, though, I reckon leg lengthening surgery wouldn't be worth the money, pain or loss of mobility due to it knocking out limb proportions.

On that note, anyone considered/know anyone who has had the above cosmetic surgery?

>> No.8191178

>loads of really dark body hair
>big Italian nose
>thick as fuck eyebrows
>skinnyfat
Working on that last one.

>> No.8191193

>tfw grill
>broad shoulders, broad ribcage, no waist, no ass
>tfw actually look like a short, wide board

At least I look boyish and cute when I'm thin/fit. I'm skinnyfat at the moment, and I look shit in most of my clothing.

>> No.8191366

Thin hair that gets greasy fairly quickly, and i'm absurdly thin. 6'1" 120 lbs. It's the worst.

>> No.8191373
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8191373

>have english double chin
>grow great beard
>golden as Odin's pubes

>> No.8191489

>>8186832
I know that feel. I'm 5'10ish and my ribcage makes me look like a goddamn gorilla. I've just decided to embrace it and become Ultrahumanite

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>>8187450
I'm home by myself and I just laughed at that for 30 seconds and I don't know why
Can you imagine an /fa/ meetup and it's just this times 50

>> No.8191496

>>8191178
>lazer hair removal
>eyebrow threading
>work out

Simple, also big noses are masculine, imagine David Gandy with a little pug nose, he would look like shit.

>> No.8191497

>>8187506
>tfw I got my dad's perfect red savage skin and my mother's green eyes

>> No.8191830

>>8187532
Green eyes are da best

>> No.8191856

I have a jew nose, shit hairline and a weak chin. But worst of all i was born with lots of varacous veins on the inside of my left leg, and it spreads to my ballsack.
I'm so embarassed about it i never wear shorts and my girlfriend of a year and a half doesnt even know i have it.
Luckily when i have an erection the veins arnt so prominent and blue in color, as the blood goes to my dick.

Otherwise i think i'm pretty attractive.

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8191867

I just have shitty hair.

>> No.8192204

I have moles on my face and don't want to remove them because I think scaring would be worse. Help

>> No.8192219

I used to be really fat as a young teen.

So when I lost about 70 lbs at 5'11 I have tons of extra skin, and a bit of gyno. It's left me extremely self conscious about my body. The way to get rid of most of it would be through surgery. Not sure if I can afford it with my insurance.

I really look terrible without clothes

>> No.8192256

>>8190974
you can look alright if you have no acne and medium-long hair, the aquiline nose will only help you and the asymmetrical nostrils are nothing

>> No.8192265

>chubby cheeks
>thick hair

Both make me want to kill myself on a daily basis.

>> No.8192277

>>8191867
>just

>> No.8192291

>>8186671
I have a shrimp sized 7" dick.

>> No.8192293

>>8186671
>>8187362
>>8187486
all of this

>> No.8192299

>>8186671
>mostly clear skin except about once a month I get a huge pimple and I don't know why

>mostly skinny except my stomach almost always looks bloated, makes bikini a difficult situation

>big hips, jeans look bad

>dandruff

>> No.8193252

>>8192277

Just. It's the only part of my body that I'm unhappy with.

>> No.8193268

>>8186671
Ance/severe ground down teeth (anxiety/stress related)

droopy scottish eyes

uncool version of Jesus and Mary Chain hair

slightly skinny fat

im 4/10 by any reasonable standards but at least i got some nice garments

>> No.8193296

>tfw wide hips
>I'm a guy
I also have dark circles under my eyes, but I just accept them as part of me now

>> No.8193301

>>8186671
>big moles on face
nuff said

>> No.8193305
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acne scars from high school.

wish i would have gotten on accutane a lot earlier than i did

>> No.8193308

>>8193296
Dark circles are /fa/ tho. Embrace them.

>> No.8193409
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8193409

>have red mole right under nose that sticks out
Can I just cut it off with a knife?

>> No.8193431

>>8186671
Pros
>decent tier skin
>6Ft
>Moderate ottermode
>Broad shoulders
>V taper
>somewhat tan

Cons
>Big forehead and receeding hairline at 19
>When i breakout in ance i breakout hard

Receeding hairline, life is pain

>> No.8193453

>>8193409
>Can I just cut it off with a knife?

No. Do not do this. The mole will come back in the shape of the scar that will form.

If you really want it gone go to your doctor and ask him to remove it. Takes <5 mins and it shouldn't come back. If it does you can just keep getting it cut off and eventually the pigmentation won't come back.

>> No.8193457

>>8193453
how much does this cost?

>> No.8193482

>>8193453
I can't afford it, it counts as cosmetic surgery.

Can I use nailclippers on it or just use a knife?

>> No.8193486

Scars. Scars all over my torso. I start panicking if I think I'm going to have to take my shirt off.

>> No.8193492

>>8186671
stretch marks on my lower back and shoulders from when i was a fat ass

>> No.8193543

>>8193482
go for nail clippers
but do it properly
cut it very well
and use some alcohol

>> No.8193550

>>8193482
just claim that it starts bleeding all the time, thats what my friend did

>> No.8193574

>>8193550
>"Hmm, Anon, we may have to reschedule you and ask you to come back when the bleeding occurs. Do you normally use tissues, or gauze to stop the bleeding?"

>> No.8193911

>>8193574
I'm kinda reaching here but you could try cutting yourself with a razor and then go

>> No.8193964

my nose. have a horrible nose. Little bump and the end of it is shaped weirdly...

My lips, they're thin and I feel like they sit weirdly...

I have shit tier eyelash growth....

thighs. Lost 8 kilograms these last few months and they juuust still touch but my torso looks tiny. My arms are also a little thick in comparison. Not the best tits either.

also shitty thin hair

>> No.8193999

>>8187486
I know this feel.

>dad has hazel/grey eyes
>mum has blue eyes
>middle sister has blue eyes
>little sister has green eyes


I get shitty brown eyes

>> No.8194026

>>8190974
If you have all those good features, shave your head so that no one can see your trbl hairline and you should get 5x more attractive

>> No.8194030

Weighed 260 once. I weight 165 now. I look perfect with clothes on. Clothes come off, my muscles aren't defined because of loose skin. Skin droops in certain places that are noticeable. I didn't even mention the stretch marks. In certain parts of the light it looks awful. The scars have faded though so sometimes they're camouflaged with skin color and hair.

Also, I'm balding on the top/back area of my head and it's starting to look really thin and awful too.

Clothes on, from the front, I'm a solid 8 or 9/10 depending on what I'm wearing. View from the back, or the front naked, unable to see my good face, I'm a 3 or 4/10. Feels awful.

>> No.8194036

>>8193999
>>8187486
Brown eyes are seriously underrated; very beautiful and preferable to blue or green. Looked down upon just because they are the most common.

Hazel/gray eyes are undisputed best though

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>>8194036
nah, they suck

>> No.8194414

>>8190946
lel, that's probably cause you're a mentally weak faggot.

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>pudgy belly
>saggy boobs [bad without bra]
>defined deltoids and biceps [from handstands/calisthenics]

My body isn't proportionate. I don't care too much about it but if I had the money, I'd get a fat transplant into my tits.

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>>8194568

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>>8194568
gross

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8194577

you guys are pathetic

>> No.8194584

>>8194568
yo check it out: you should only wear high-waisted shorts/pants. I'm srs you'll be way hot in them. your body does NOT suit low-cut shit like those panties

>> No.8194587

>>8194568
OMFG pls get your tubes tied

>> No.8194594

>>8194568
you look like you might have a severe case of no ass as well

>> No.8194596
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8194596

>mfw all these untermensch trying to say that shit colored eyes are good

>> No.8194601

>tfw total thyroidectomy scar on the neck
>tfw strong jawline but round chin

>> No.8194689

I have no jaw at all and my cheeks are so chubby. I'm skinny-fat so I'm hoping losing a few pounds biking this spring and trying to do some push ups will lower my body fat a bit and give me at least some semblance of a chin and no more babyface.

Also I have an overbite cause I never wore my retainer and my jaw locks up a lot. If I ever get a job and decent dental coverage I'll get the teeth fixed and maybe get surgery or something to fix the lock jaw + hopefully gives me a chin.

Lots of hopess

>> No.8194701

My height

Everything else I'm not entirely satisfied with I'm working on changing and so far it has been rather successful although I'm not quite done yet. But nothing I could possibly do in the world could change the fact that I'm 5'4 (at best). I've gotten used to it that this point but I'd be lying if I said it doesn't make me sad sometimes.

>> No.8194743

>>8194568
You look aight. Assuming your face isn't disgusting I'd hit it.

>> No.8194750

>>8194568
lol, are you the girl who made that thread a while back that was going on that date and was stuck between those 2 shitty outfits, one of which was a like a red lace crop top or some shit?

i'd fuck you, don't even worry about it. you have a pretty nice body, honestly. i'd hate for these cunts on /fa/ to make you more self conscious and autistic than you already are. they're either joking or their fucking gay, the latter of which is probably more true

>> No.8194751

>>8194701
I've never understood why short people hate their bodies so much. I do think it's better to be tall but I'd way rather be fit and good looking and 5'4" than lanky as shit with acne posting "S-six foot three m-master race! H-haha, stupid manlet!" on /fa/ all day. I'm 6'1" and 64kg, I'd give anything to be able to put on weight where I want it without having to dedicate time and money to the gym.

>> No.8194753
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8194753

>phimosis, small dick (have had to turn down sex SO MANY FUCKING TIMES BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT)
>pextus excavatum and slight gyno so when i wear a tee i look like shit
>only 5'8 or 5'9
>big ugly nose

>> No.8194759

>>8194753
>small dick
iktf bro. how do i deal with this feel

>> No.8194804

>>8194753
>>8194759
>tfw 7" dick

>> No.8194805

>>8194804
>tfw 7" and 6'6

>> No.8194806

>>8194805
that thing must look tiny compared to you

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8194811

>>8186671
Why won't this acne go away? Fucking genetics. Fuck you, dad.

I'd look so desirable again if it wasn't for the redness and scarring.

>> No.8194814

6 inch peen
5'11
Slight overbite

meh

>> No.8194816

>>8194806
not upclose m8 ;)

>> No.8194817
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8194817

>>8191497

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8194819

>>8192277
I kek'd. Good delivery, quality callous post. Would kek again.

>> No.8194918

>>8187450
tfw i think i do
i have many of the signs including the thumb/wrist indicators

>> No.8194922
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8194922

>tfw sunburn
>tfw facial aesthetics ruined for the next few days.

>> No.8194927

Nose looks okay from the front but from the side it is not good. I really dislike my side profile.

I hate my teeth, they are all different shapes and sizes.

Little facial hair.

I've been skinny all my life but I'm 24 now and I think my metabolism is slowing down or something because food doesn't go through me like it used to. I feel like I'm getting skinnyfat but I dunno.

I'm 6'4" so I got that going for me.

>> No.8195284

>5'9''
>small/skinny hands and wrists
>acne/bacne
>failure at growing a beard

wat do?

>> No.8195323

>>8195284
stop being 14 y/o

>> No.8195330

>>8194805
>tfw 7inches and 5'7

its a mixed feel

>> No.8195345

>>8195323
but i stopped that a while ago already

>> No.8195379

>tfw gained a ton of weight after my little sister died
>was 330 lbs at my worst
>down to 207 now
>skin is pretty rough. kind of loose in places and some stretch marks

Other than that I feel alright about myself. I'm seeing a girl now and in July I'm leaving to backpack through asia for 8-12 months so things are going pretty well. My biggest issues were always mental anyway and I feel like I've got those sorted out.

>> No.8195442

Glasses, but ever since I got contacts I'm super confident and get much more sexy time.

>> No.8195483
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8195483

I hate my hair too, can't grow facial hair. I'm a really young dude so you don't expect a lot of hair but I even got hair on my back/shoulders. I'm too afraid to wear a tanktop at summer. This shit sucks bigtime..

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8195494

>>8195483
Here.


>>8195442
This too. I can't wear contacts so I'm screwed. I swear my confidence went down the drain ever since I got glasses and my hair started growing so much. This all happened in 1-2 years and I feel so ugly now.

>> No.8195500

>>8195442
>tfw can't into contacts

can't even apply eye drops easily; lids always want to close when anything gets close to the eyes and i can hardly control it

plus side though, i think i look better in glasses as it makes up for my eyes being a bit too small for my face

>> No.8196072

>>8186832
bro that is a gift

start lifting

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8196179

i have facial scars, fuck all of you vain retards.

>> No.8196209

>>8195500

Have you tried both ways of putting em in? It's all practise you know.

>> No.8196254

>>8196209
there are multiple ways to put on contacts? ijust put the lens on my index finger, hold eye open and look away, insert lens, and then blink several times

>> No.8196261

>>8196254
Don't look away, you're supposed to put it directly on the center of the eye

>> No.8196272

>>8196254

Hold lower eyelid down, place contact lens on eye (doesn't have to be looking forwards), move your eyes around without blinking for a while, blink to seal the deal.