/fa/ - Fashion

Reporting in

working practically all bank holiday weekend fml

went into town today to try and get my raf sweater tailored by no can do, will just have to deal with it baggy

my blood pressure is feeling low. Feeling slightly nauseous and sometimes have tingly hands and feet for no reason. Slight headache too. Not sure what to do, hope its not caused by minoxidil


right now in sitting in the sitting room with my sister watching made in Chelsea, trying to persuade myself not to eat any more dinner

still no gf

W2c andy's shirt btw

>>8113598
get that dough mate
eat that sugar, too. it's eastern for crying out loud.

iktf. let me summarize my pas two days for you:

>9am university courses
>really don't care for the subject but I have to go
>write 2 adequate 800 word essays
>do _nothing_ in my spare time, I have no hobbies
>honestly I'm so fucking bored right now because I don't have any homework
>my life is pathetic

I also blew off a girl who was into me. I don't really know why because she had a great behind and face.

>tfw im probably regressing back into depression

When I'm bored I watch Brazilian girls shake their butts

im thinkin bout getting a pet but dont know what type
some1help

>>8113658
>>8113658
there's a lot in life you have to reconsider if you would be content with a girl only because of her looks

>>8113701
I think greyhounds are cool.

Also I need something to work towards that I feel passionate about but I don't know what. Should prolly just work on myself. Gape pr0n is my fetish.

>>8113721
had a great gf once
didn't work out
now I never put any effort into relationships

actually I never put much effort into anything except staying skinny

>>8113719
thanks man, u could become liscened life coach

>>8113598
>tailoring a raf sweater (assume u mean the dip dye 1)
wtf

how do i flirt with this grill over text
she says she does sociology

do i make some innuendo?

Are people predisposed to dislike experimental/avant garde fashion pieces, but can be quite impartial to experimental art as it is seen as more serious? Is this inequality justified?

>no job
>still a fuccboi
>depressed
>dropped university
>getting drunk when i get my neet money
>gained 20 lbs from eating cheap junk food
>still no bf
>no friends too

>>8113973
"do my dik"

>>8113978
You're overqualified for 4chan.org/fa lol

>>8113996
You fuccbois go to college right?

>>8113978
i think people who have a respect for experimental art have a similar respect to experimental fashion.

>>8113998
Walking around and holding an experimental painting is different from actually wearing the experimental clothing

>>8113973
pls respond
i cant think of anything to reply

>>8114002
I believe that if you show someone a piece of art by, say, Jackson Pollock, they will admit that they don't understand it but can appreciate that it exists in a higher, albeit pretentious, level to what they're used to. But most people, I feel, don't want to see people as canvases, or see high fashion as just paint upon people with no ulterior motive, rather than the fringes of complete self expression. But then again, is it wrong to see people as canvases?

>>8114019
just make inane conversation like u would irl + tease her a bit

>>8114029
m8 my fuckin project got greenlit

>>8114062
what are they talking about?

>>8114062
why are there no white people in this picture?

thats racially exclusory and im offended

>>8114101
how much good you can extract and repackage from life or some other faggy shit like how sexual assault cases were up 50% after winter

hbu whassup homes?

>>8114021
>is it wrong to see people as canvases?

depends on context. experimental fashion doesn't go much further than runways these days and i think that the runway a body/person is nothing but a canvas.
pollock is a huge, well known artist though that's a frontrunner for modernist abstract painting and i don't think he's a good choice for the analogy.
let's say that performance art piece that's on youtube where a girl shoves spaghetti-o's up her vagina. do you think a person would think of it existing in a "higher level"? i'm dragging the point further than i should but you know what i mean

>>8114101
How they crossed the border, probably.

>>8114110
i'd like to imagine they're discussing a proposed foursome later that evening

>>8114109
the white man is at the top of the building counting his paycheck

>>8114119
>he does it for free

i just had baked potatoes with cheese and i feel like a fat fuck

I realized that my hair is generic as fuck and the HY is pleb tier now and i dont know how to cut it now

I realized that foor some reason black leather jackets are getting trendy in my area, now i wont be the special SLP snowflake i am

I realized i hate people


how was your day OP?

There is this girl who is cheating on her boyfriend to hook up with me. This is so wrong, but it feels so right. I feel so bad for the other guy, but at the same time I'm just thinking with my dick.

What makes this worse is that I hang out with this guy from time to time. He is a class act and I feel life a prick for fucking his girlfriend.

Does anybody know this feel?

if rick owens was a firefly, he'd be rick glowins

>>8114142

Don't fuck her.
Tell him

>>8114142
karma will come back to bite you in the ass

>>8114142
Kind of but not really. I take enjoyment in stealing people's girlfriends.

We both agree to never tell anyone about what we do so noone ever finds out. Then after she has fallen for me I move on. The only person I am hurting in the end is the girlfriend who is cheating on her boyfriend.

Everybody wins.

I've also had two girlfriends at one time before. That however was completely different.

>still 5'11
>i might never be 6'0

>no gf
>no bf

>left my bike in a poor area
>nigger stole it

>stardust crusaders episode 2 will never come out

>no job
>on NEET
>can't buy clothes

I'm always nervous whenever Chelsea play away from home,the next weekend will do my head in

>>8114142
i think i do, maybe not but i´ll share my story because fuck it

>be me
>new in school
>dadcore faggot, getting into SLP
>get annoyed easily
>for some reason grills stare at me
>meet this girl called Valerie
>busty d cup sweet as fuck girl
>shes into pleb tier taste but after we met shes into my shit
>okay.jpeg
>tfw finnally some Lorde tier gf
>be too beta to hook up with her in a more serious way
>she gets a bf who looks like some retarded betafag from some Disney Channel sitcom
>smh
>start hanging out with this slutty grill called alexa
>shes into some underground pleb tier house music and she was supposedly a modell at some generic as fuck boutique
>its best i´ve got i guess
>Valerie is getting bored of his Disney tier bf
>shes getting into me again
>i´m into Alexa because she´s the easiest slut i´ve ever met and i´m horny for some wide ass and sexy b cup
>start to get sweet and cheesy with Alexa
>i know people hates when i´m nice with people
>fuck.gif
>start to feel like shit and dont know what to do
>tfw will never love again in the same way

yeah, probably not rlated tou your story but its a story to read

wut do? should i fuck the "model" or go with the sweet girl that probably loves her bf more than me but for some reason shes into me again?

Went to the barber a couple of days ago, got an undercut by accident. I haven't showered or stepped outside my apartment since. Also I just moved back to California and fuck it's hot.

>tfw see ugly people with the same name as you

>>8114062
woah
im impressed + jealous , well done m8

>>8114212
hbu how's life working out?

>>8114221
pretty good
havent had much free time because of work + helping my parents with this catering company they just set up but i got a week off from work because im a model employee :3
parents want me to manage the company but im thinking of giving catering a break and following my dreams of becoming a detective but im not sure thats wise..

>>8114153
>>8114159
I'm going the more moral route. You guys are right.

>>8114164
This is wrong.

Throwback Thursday

so catering was an older dream?
idk if it's wise but it wouldn't be cool if you enrolled into policing then quit essentially rendering it half baked
u been watching a lot of true detective ?

>>8114267
whomps
>>8114237

>>8114267
>catering an older dream
nah i still love cooking and being a chef but becoming a detective has always been a pipe dream of mine but i've always thought it was stupid 2 pursue cuz its not very realistic
i guess i'll just have to see what happens in the years to come
and yeah who hasnt been watching true detective
shit was dope until like episode 6 when it fell off a bit

>>8114266
#Fresh

>Be here
>Went to Rome
>Came back from Rome
>I'm here now

>>8114281
it's not stupid if you thought of it,it is something you love and all.idk bru u sound unsure for whatever but what ever the worst is that can happen doesnt compare jack shit to what the best is-living the dream-it's a new adventure u seek for and all etc

goodluck m8 and atleast you'll be an /fa/ sleuth (pls no /fa/ minimal uniform)

off to bed and enjoying my last days of holiday

btw london ain't all that

>>8114333
lol p inspiring post breh , no joke
>/fa/ minimal uniform
kek what is this 2013?
>holiday
ur on holiday in london?
head straight towards central and enjoy all the bankers coming out of beautiful glass buildings
or
go to victoria and check westminster abbey and n all that
or east london for all the manbuns and beards

>>8114348
nah forgot i actually went there 2 years ago to manchester and chelsea

trust dood 1 year ago everything was utter dredge,u just gotta take reign of these things mang

till next shitpost

*tips supreme snapback*

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Forcing myself to stop drinking basically anything except water, tea, and sometimes juice.
I was drinking like 2-3 sodas/energy drinks per day for no reason and just got in the habit of it and I felt like shit all the time

Water is bland and boring and I don't like it but hey at least I feel better now. Only 1 week in so far

thinking this whole tumblr trend of superimposing dom/sub narratives onto generic porn gifs ("call me sir when you suck my dick", "yes sir" etc) might be creating a third order simulacrum that devalues the human element of sex and creates a superstructure of gender based opression

also just finishing up my new play B)

i guess you've stopped romeing

>>8114372
lel
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l

Weirdest tripfag currently

follow ur dreams
watch the stars
laugh at the memes
travel to mars

just b urself
look at the moon
when u r happy
youll b there soon

fast fashion is bad
the craters on his face
sweat shops r sad
space is the place

you dashing young lad
show me the door
exchange our fluids
i'll show you space core

the tremolo of moog
squelches a cosmic pattern
this sound is in vogue
we'll travel to Saturn

maybe someone in here can help

are there any /fa/ places/clubs/things to do in amsterdam? would also appreciate store reccs

i am skinny and ugly
but this jacket fits snugly
made of milspec ripstop
pairs with a tank top

>>8114472
to be like the dutch
party as such
the cafes sell pot
who would have thought?

niggers are black
aryans are white
chimps do crack
whiteys bud light

What I look for in qts

Before fa: look at asses and tits
Post fa: jawlines, proportions and cheekbones

Why

>>8114508
kek´d

>>8114508
dont act like a prick
acting like shit
your mother sucks dick
log off you twit

>>8114472
weed

>>8114517
this, since i´ve got into /fa/ i dont perecieve busty exhuberant women sexy anymore

>tfw no qt3.14 petite noir hair girl with fine aesthetics inf ull SLP

i´m going to die alone

>>8114517
of breasts and butts
a man will dream
drain out your nuts
coffee and cream

Deine Gewalt ist nur ein stummer Schrei nach Liebe
Deine Springer Stiefel sehnen sich nach Zärtlichkeit

>>8114535
weirded post ever

>>8114532
to feel alone
we've all felt that way
no girl to bone
it's time to go gay

>>8114532
It's horrible, I just want to like grills again but I can't help but analyse their faces way too much before I even decide I like them sigh

>>8114542
Lel'd at this one poet

>>8114189
Fuck them both. The slut is easy and the other girl is showing you how easy it is for her to cheat, so neither is long-term relationship material.

>>8114543
to err is to judge
there's beauty within
the introvert won't budge
his luck has run thin

>>8114561
i know but the fact that i want to be sweet with both makes it difficult to me, in the inside i dont just want to fuck i just want to love

now the slut is ignoring me for some reason, fuck my life i dont know what to do anymore, i want to drown in fashion an never wake up again

>>8114561
to think with the penis
is to act like a boor
embrace the cleanness
the upkeep of pure

>>8114576
you slave of fashion
you'll never be happy
in having a passion
for clothing so crappy

this board is so catty
and passive aggressive
tripsk is a fatty
her legs are impressive

it's time to go
i bid you farewell

i'm dying of cancer
i'll visit you all in a passing fog

>>8114561
>Fuck them both.
Exactly you might as well.
It will end badly regardless, so fuck one, then fuck the other then fuck another girl.
Every girl wants to land the interesting new guy - they don't like you, they like being the girl who got you. They'll lie and cause drama but that will happen regardless. You can at least think of them naked riding your dick for the rest of your life instead of how they were ALMOST naked riding your dick.

>>8114576
>now the slut is ignoring me for some reason
strike while the iron is hot. i give relationship advice all the time, and have had sex with a lot of girls. i dont' regret fucking anyone, i only regret not fucking girls, waiting and trying to be "nice."

Slick Rick told Ugly Mane, and Ugly Mane told me this important phrase: "treat her like a prostitute"

>>8114633
And also, stop thinking of these girls as sluts. They are girls.
All the guys i know IRL who call girls sluts havent hooked up with half the girls i have. ironic.

yes, some girls are much more promiscuous than some, but you'd be surprised what girls will, and have done.

>no money
>bought KVA fakes

still havent gotten them yet and im scared as fuck that theyre going to be shit

help me /fa/ i fucked up

You guys know how to get a job? I want a job for the summer, how do you get one? You just enter a stablishment and ask for a job?
If you guys have any stories feel free to share

>>8114174
liverpool is def gonna win the league

>>8114774

if you dont have people skills, you are fucked. warehouseses are always looking. find a job agency

>>8114812
arsenal 4 life
#wengerin

>Still a poor ass basic bitch wearing HM and UO
>School is either boring as balls or tough as shit depending on the class, only one more year before I get my degree though so it can't be helped
>Hairline is receding even though none of my uncles from either side of the family are bald
>gf of almost 3 years becoming increasingly apathetic towards sex, we've had sex maybe 5-7 times this year
>Wanna get more into reading but reading PDF's makes my head hurt and no cash for real books

I've just been playing Dark Souls for the last couple weeks, starting new characters over and over and hoping this is the one build I'll have fun with. The boredom is killing me, any other small college town fuccbois here?

>>8114862
arsenal always bottle it m80
they'll be lucky to get a champions league spot

>>8114877

Everybody wants a gf
A gf, for what?
For sex
No sex, no gf
fuck that bitch
The money spent on meals and stupid relationship expenses could as well cover the fee of a top level 9/10 - 10/10 escort, multiple times.

>>8114890

Yeah, I feel you man, I mean I'm fucking 21 and I'm supposed to get used to the sex life of a fucking 40 year old man? Fuck that shit, the worst out of all is that I have strong feelings for her. Even when I try to look at her and think "Goddamn this selfish bitch won't ever do anything fun anymore" she says or does something nice and I'm back to square 1.

Human relationships are bullshit. Disregard women, acquire sick cops.

>>8114877
As for books, don't you have access to any libraries?

>>8114929
I live in a very uneducated, shit tier mexican border town. There are no public libraries and the bookstores are extremely limited. I've already read some Murakami and Banana Yoshimoto on PDF and it's definitely not an experience I wanna repeat. Wanna get into Yasunari Kawabata but I've had no luck with local bookstores which is strange since he's pretty famous and most of his novels have been published in Mexico.

>>8114936
Maybe stop being a weeabo?
Also just get the cheapest e reader and download everything you want for FREE, whenever you want.

You are making up a lot of excuses when I KNOW you can fix them. Also, she isn't your gf if you aren't having sex.

>>8114877

Reading helps a lot, when it comes to life and shit. Go to the Library and take a little bit, like 30 minutes, and pick up something that interests you and read about it. It could be non-fiction, fantasy or whatever.

In my experience, it helped maintain my literacy level and helped build patience and clarity to execute every-day tasks.

>>8114936
>reading Murakami on PDF
>reading anything on PDF

Why don't you use a tablet or something? Find a cheap one and use your PDFs there. At the very least, reading a PDF from a tablet is much better than reading it from a laptop or desktop.

>>8114951
>she isn't your gf if you aren't having sex
There is half truth in this. . .

Sex is essential for every romantic relationship. Unless you the two are trying to remain chaste for religious reasons (and I respect this), they need to be under the sheets together. Sex builds trust. If sex is getting boring for either of you, there is something wrong.

>>8114951
>You are making up a lot of excuses when I KNOW you can fix them.

You're more or less right yeah, I'm mostly lacking the money (or time to make any money) but I guess if I got my shit together and sold some shit I could buy a tablet. Also, don't be an idiot man, all those authors are pretty well known on mainstream reading circles, they're not weeaboo special snowflakes.

>Also, she isn't your gf if you aren't having sex.

I, again, more or less agree. Already had the talk with her a couple weeks ago and she broke down crying saying she'd get her shit together and we'd do more couple shit but she hasn't lifted a finger since, don't know what to think. It's tough being an indecisive idiot.

>>8114967
It isn't half truth, it's 100% truth UNLESS it's for religious reasons but even still most of the time that isn't the real reason.
The real reason a girl isn't having sex with you is because she isn't physically attracted to you.
You don't turn her on, and she doesn't respect you.

She isn't your GF.
You can have sex without having a GF, but you can't have a GF without having sex.

Trust me, i'm a fake doctor.

>>8114975
Don't "have a conversation with her" learn to accept that a woman's words aren't worth much and to judge ONLY by action.

Communication is important in relationship, but it isn't important to know the truth, because you won't get it. You will get a partial truth.

You can't negotiate sexual desire, and if you have to negotiate sex, it isn't worth it.

I know those authors are respected, and I'm a big Murakami fan but you also posted anime pictures and listed only Asain authors.
The shoe fits man. It was half a joke, but anime ideals only enforce your bitch tendencies.

>>8114979
The other guy claimed that he used to be sexually active with his girlfriend, with sex now being a chance occurrence. It's not like they need to be having sex on the daily, but it should certainly be a weekly thing. People need an outlet for their sex drive. This is one of those things that make people function.

Which brings me to this:
>The real reason a girl isn't having sex with you is because she isn't physically attracted to you.

This just might be it. But then, I don't personally know the other guy or his girlfriend. In fact, I don't even know why I'm discussing this at all. In any case, the other guy should make up his mind about the girl.

>Trust me, i'm a fake doctor.
I'm an astronaut.

>>8115008
>don't personally know the other guy or his girlfriend.
People need to stop this mentality. Do you need to know everybody before understanding psychological and biological desires.
It's clear the relationship isn't in a good place, and only the biggest losers in the world are fine with a GF who isn't sexually attracted to him.

hi guys

studying for finals is balls

>>8114812
seconded, arsenal and chelsea have no chance

sex is for nerds and virgins

Life's boring and futile.We start oaf wi high hopes, then we bottle it. We realise that we're aw gaunnae die, withoot really findin oot the big answers. We develop aw they long-winded ideas which jist interpret the reality ay oor lives in different weys, about the big things, the real things. Basically, we live a short, disappointing life; and then we die. We fill up oor lives wi shite, things like careers and relationships tae delude oorsels that it isnae aw totally pointless.

There's 2 17 yr old chicks at where I work.

I'd fuck them both if given the chance. I'm 21


Also, I've got aspirations to live the high life by the time im 32. I plan to be single, but fuck bitches with class. Kids later after my empire is set up.

>>8114877
Stop playing games and save up for books. Or just go to the library....

i'm in seattle rn and there are all these /fa/ qt college boys in raincoats around but too shy to approach them :(

>>8115126
Everyone knows it's pointless. But everyone also knows that self loathing isn't good.

Talk to people OP. If you aren't happy, it's your job to find happiness. If living at home and playing video games all night and day isn't making your life happy, unplug the system, break it or sell it, go hit up one of your friends that does a lot of drugs and goes out to drink every other night.

Live the night life and do a change up.

What am I even doing with my life?

Never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl on the lips, never had sex.

Now I'm stuck on a board full of lowlifes, have little to no friends and I'm not happy.
I don't vibe with people anymore. I don't see the point.

>>8115385
Do something then.

>>8115390
Like what?
On top of this, I've had social anxiety since I was a little kid, I have avoidance issues and I'm practically socially retarded.

>>8115385
i would kiss u

drunk grills will kiss almost anything

>>8115402
If you feel like you're not doing anything then do something, how hard can it be

>>8113749
how do u stay skinny

>>8115405
I look unapproachable as hell.
Also, taking advantage of drunk girls doesn't feel accomplishing.

SPF420 is so good im gonna cry

>>8115385
>stuck with low lives

Speak for yourself

>>8115427
i'm watching tooooo.

>>8115421
so it's not that you can't hook up with a girl it's that you haven't found the right one? or that you don't want to?

>>8115405
even this dead shark?

>>8115441
ahhh what do you think of okadada's set so far?
i wish there was a hi-res recording of everything that was played

>>8115447
yes

>>8115450
so many bangers :o
really surprised.

i recognize the last tracks he's been playing if this helps:
AWE - Crystals
S-Type - Billboard (Lido Remix)
Alizzz - Sunshine
Cashmere Cat - Wedding Bells

>>8114633
so, should i just be the vapid cunt i was when they met me?

sice i pay more attention to them and since started to be nicer things went downhill

>>8114936
such is the life of a mexican otaku

pls kill your smelly arse

>>8115402
oh wow, thats sounds like me when i´m selfaware of my surroundings

good thing i have this vapid cunt double personaility, it seems girls like it

>>8115450

>hi-res recording

wow ur retard

>>8115633
>sice i pay more attention to them and since started to be nicer things went downhill
This happens a lot, and to explain why would come across as "bitter misogyny" to many posters here, so I won't.

Long story short, girls like a challenge, and they like knowing you aren't fully attainable. Make yourself seem like a challenge, and they'll try to win you. The fact that they liked you when you were acting like a piece of shit, but not when you're nice says all you need to know.

I'm not advising guys to treat women like shit, but there are reasons why breaking them down is more "attractive" than building them up. A cool man will find the right balance.

>>8115655
that's why i said "i wish", you fuccboi

>>8115661
i know this but damn why i cant keep my feelings inside? its like if i have the urge to let them outand be the sweetest guy with the girl i feel more confident with to the point i call them by sweety or darling and thats when it gets fucked

i dont treat girls like shit, i treat them with respect, when i i´m the "vapis cunt" i get to be like those badass animoo characters (i hate chineese cartoons) where they dont like to talk to people and theyre always quiet with some sort of angry expression in their face that sasy "stay away from me" of some kind

i think that this is the way i´m supposed to be but i started to be like this since i lost my first crush, i know i have to get over that fucking cunt but for some reason i dopted that kind of personality

TLDR, how to hide my emotions even with close people?

>>8115687
>i get to be like those badass animoo characters

I can taste the fedora from here

>>8115706
god damn it, i said i hate anime, fucking chinks they ruin everything

assuming that 4chin is an anime board or however you faggots call it, i assumed that the majority of the cunts who visit this shithole watches anime, thats why i used for a quick reference

do you want me to do the long explanation of how i act around people?

>>8115687
I'm with you on that.
I have to laugh when girls pursue me after I criticize them. One of my favorite memories of last year was being called a douchebag asshole by a girl as we were walking upstairs to her apartment to fuck an hour after we met. It was just too typical, and reminded me of all those "PUA" techniques we all want to pretend don't work. That was eight months ago and I've been hooking up with her weekly ever since.
I never really cared about her all that much, so it hasn't been an issue, but when I do meet a girl I start to really like it turns into a problem because I want to reciprocate the love she gave me.

What do I do about it? I wrote about that here:
http://coolmanadvice.tumblr.com/post/79142748500/jumanji-the-cool-game-doesnt-stop

and don't forget to read the follow up I posted today:
http://coolmanadvice.tumblr.com/post/83045845360/but-shes-special

If you care about a girl, then do it right.

>went to a chance the rapper concert
>got faded
>get munchies and chocolate covered pretzels
>watching house of cards while eating
maximum comfy

>>8115744
>>got faded
It's only cool to do a ton of drugs if you do better than your Alma mater

>>8115747
my nigga

>>8115738
wow, its like if you had all my answers, i think youre right, always keep it cool even if you want to show your emotions, because fuck it, there will allways be another girl in the future

thanks luke, youre great

CHEERS
E

when I'm bored I just take photos of myself
not like I upload them to anything either

>>8115772
That's good to hear.

>>8115744
>tfw have no gf
>am a meth user
>hate chance the rapper
Fuck you.

>>8115784
literally same

>crush visiting her parents for the weekend
>friends invited me to party
>have to study for exams all weekend
would've postponed studying if I could spend some time with her, but oh well

>>8115804
are they all the same blank expression

>>8115834
Use it to your advantage.
Every other guy who wants to fuck her will go to the party and work really hard to impress her. Yes, one (or five) of them will fuck her that night, but that doesn't matter.
Next time you see her ask her about the party. Remind her that you had MORE IMPORTANT things to do but it'd be cool to hang out some other time.

The reason this could work in your favor is because you didn't drop everything to hang out, like every other guy would and she'll notice that.
Sometimes the best way to get a girl is by acting like you don't want her.

>>8115841
ur so fuckin cute dude

I don't know what I want in life and what to study. I've always been highly interested in art and the only people I can talk to about it are my sisters who have way more experience. Also I have nothing to show for.
Tl;dr: Has anyone done a roadtrip down the coast of Cali? Planning on doing that and sigh..finding myself I guess. Where are rad places no one knows but I should go to?

>>8115841
looking like an ayy lmao species alien

just buzz that shit and go full trainspotting

>>8115848
sounds like solid high schooler advice, I'll keep that in mind
she isn't attending the party though, as she is visiting her parents (in another city)
not like she'd be invited to my friends' party in the first place, I have more than one circle of friends

>>8115852
then why no gf huh???????
gonna play like a cunt in Insurgency until I get banned peace

>>8115883
>then why no gf huh???????
Being good looking alone isn't enough to get a GF.
PS im better looking than you but also you look like shit.

IRL girls ask me if i'm a model, AND I WEIGH 180 and don't lift. Not only that, girls fight over me. I don't have a GF by choice, because a real cool man never loves a ho.

>>8113598
If we're talking about the raf red/black ombre one, those are meant to be slightly oversized. Also, does anyone know if there was actually a 44 size of that sweater?

>>8115930
>huurrr I'm better looking than you!!!
>never EVER post a fit or a pic yet gives woman advice at the drop of a hat
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHAH

>>8115977
The reason I don't post a pic or fits is because my main point is that those things play very little importance in getting girls overall.
Also, anybody who asks for "proof" via pics would never be satisfied and only call out the flaws. If you believe the way you dress plays an important role in getting girls, I am laughing my ass off.
The flipside is I really wouldn't know, because girls tell me I look like a model, and one time a girl even said "all my friends say you look like Adonis"

I had to google to word "adonis" and I disagree, but that is besides the point.
I give relationship advice because I'm pro at it, and deal with it a lot. You cry and yell "post fit" because you see it as an easy cop out.

PS I look like Adonis

>>8115996
no one knows you so no one believes you
only way to prove yourself or get yourself 'known' on /fa/ is to post a fit
ANY fit, ANY FUCKIN FIT
fyi
no one takes you seriously except awkward high school kids

>>8115996
True story:
Once a girl told me I dress like shit and gave me her BOYFRIENDS flannel from Kohls after we fucked.

>>8115996
and i have 2 billion dollars in my bank account and a pro at getting 2 billion dollars irl
if you say "post a bank statement" is just a cop out

PS I have 2 billion dollars

>>8116005
I understand your point, but realistically it is completely different. If you say "I have 2 billion dollars" that could objectively be proven.
I understand you could just photoshop a bank statement, etc. but even still, if you went to someone's house with 2 billion in $100 bills, they could objectively determine if you were lying or not.

That isn't the same with a fit, and I never once claimed I dressed well, because it is irrelevant, and always will be.

>>8116016
>doesn't think beauty isn't a thing you can achieve
people can tell a lot from photos you know
No one believes you anyhow.. but keep on typing you b.s. tho about ladies and boobs etc etc
You show so much self confidence by NOT posting a fit
wow

>>8116016
> claimed I dressed well, because it is irrelevant, and always will be.
how fuckin basic can you get?
and McDonalds big mac is on par with a four star restaurants because they are both burgers right?
You are nothing but a uncultured pig

>>8116026
post fit fuccboi

>>8116035
OH EASY COP OUT
CLOTHES ARE NOT IMPORTANT

>>8116033
post
fit
fuccboi

>>8116041
>>8116035
>all this mad
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHA

>>8116033
>a uncultured pig
I believe you mean AN uncultured pig

anyway i took 2000 melatonin so i'll talk to you later

>>8116041
>>8116035

>>8116042
I rest my case.
You are an piggy oink oink

can we talk abt how cute I am thx

>>8116050
unless you post a fit
don't trip or claim you even touched a female

>>8116055
time to make some bacon.
dont be scared, i only kill the retard pigs first.
let's see... the most retarded piggie on the farm is....
you.

post fit pic and pic of face to confirm you arent pig. otherwise you are PUA misognist pig and virgin that masterbates to /b/ and fat and never touched a girl or pig.

>>8116064
holy shit not even remotely clever or funny
and it took you 6 mins to write that

>>8116064
LEL OMG SO RANDOM XDDDDDD

>>8116071
if you must know i was looking for a good pic.
unlike you, i don't have pics of pigs on my computer.

>>8116073
its not random it's normal. read the thread to see why. in 10 years when my fans induct me into the Trips Of Fame Museum they will use this post as a great example of my cool humor and witt. it's totally owning mainstream posts like you and your gay hating.

>>8116083
go kill yourself luke srs

>>8116092
5 minutes of your life wasted typing that. i pray you fix your life

>>8116097
I had to reread what you wrote because it was so shit
lrn english faggot
also you as so fuckin mad right now repeating what I wrote

>>8116104
>faggot

>making fun of gays

>>8115074
>>8114812
You meant ManCity

>>8115854
u can go around the globe looking to find yourself only to relaise you been chasing your own tail

Gonna pick up 10g's of weed today
I'm gona slang it all and keep 1-2 to myself.
50€ profit but I don't have any clients and I'm afraid to advertise on fb chat. Calling people might help but I can't assure that people will be calling. FB would be better because I have more contacts there.Anyways I need it sold quickly. I know 4/20 is coming but this is my first time selling

SWAT4 is based

>be 25 year old virgin fuccboi
>live in small shitty uni town
>all real friends have moved away from there
>decide to do something new, do a student exchange abroad
>meet 18 year old qt there, first girl in years show interest in me
>she actually shares some of my interests and is interesting to talk to
>have to leave and go back in a few weeks

>>8116302
>inb4 and i don't want to have sex with her because we aren't in a relationship yet

>>8116999
lel u a faggot son?

>>8117083
I was making fun of him.
For some dumb reason guys in his position always say stuff like that. Like this:
>be virgin
>see qt
>she gives me attention
>I assume that means she wants the D
>tfw asking her over facebook if she'll be my GF
>tfw no gf

If you think she's interested in you, have sex with her. Don't over think and over analyze.

Best color tie to match a mid gray shirt?

Multiple suggestions would be appreciated

>>8116302
you're gonna make it bro

>>8115841
Can I see your side profile please?

post some gd choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so3HD0XH28o

>>8117505
why

>>8117527
I'm curious. Do you have a strong chin?
I like my face from the front but hate my side view and that makes me somewhat depressed.

ay /fa/ help school nigga on his mack game

>>8117546
I would say not particularly strong but not mouthbreather tier either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpkj5uoPpGo

>>8117510

decide my lunch

>quesadillas
>pasta
>fried eggs and bread

>>8117555
So do you have any side profile pics?
You look hot as fuck.

>>8117562
QuEsAdIlAs :-)

ZX Flux vs Free 2.0

>>8117555
It's about time you actually post a face picture

>>8117563
this really old one but imo my nose looks much bigger than in this pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0kdBCdRVvE

I like this song, just found it, usually not a fan of basic beats like this but the bassline caught my attention

Kind of want to go downtown and a party later tonight cuz a grill asked me to

got work off so I'm excited, probably gonna get high as fuck on sunday in the town square

>>8115784
same

>>8117571
Pretty good, my chin looks worse.
It's not even too short, it's just that the part between the lips and the chin is too fat.
I'm still cutting and I hope it gets better but it doesn't seem like it.
My face looks very slim from the front already.

On the subject of boredom, I was going to on /adv/ and help idiots with their gay girl problems and promote my cool tumblr, but I keep getting errors.
The images don't load (like I need to see a bunch of anime girls anyway) and it says "Connection error" when I try to submit a post. Why?

It's probably for the best, because /adv/ is full of whiny bitches and virgins offering advice. Right now someone is crying because he was talking to a girl who CLAIMED she liked video games but didn't know what New Leaf was. He feels betrayed and lied to.

>>8117644
Those poor sad little guys.
I can't help you with the loading problem tho, it's most likely board specific.

Cute as fuck girl got on a bus today and gave me the sunniest smile as the bus drove off. If only I wasn't such a pussy and talked to her at the bus stop.

>>8117660
she was probably your future wife, and ya blew it. unlucky

>>8117756
Well shit. She prob was.

>>8117644
yo dude I haven't been on /fa/ in like half a year
you are a sight for sore eyes

fuck this place though
I'm out again
stay frosty B^)

I don't even know anymore.

Went out drinking with a close female friend, and we drained two bottles of white wine each, then set off into the night. Over the next few hours, we smashed bottles, threw road signs, set fire to some derelict HDTV boxes, fucked on the hood of a pickup and climbed all over a local supermarket. We smoked cheap peach cigars with our legs dangling off the edge of the building and wished the night shift workers in the parking lot a happy easter.

I woke up with a pulsing hangover and complete disbelief that any of that happened.

w2cop decent kezzle

>>8118031
Sounds good to me. Your drinking habits are unhealthy tho.

>>8118006
>you are a sight for sore eyes
I wholeheartedly agree.

>>8118031
fantastic

i need this

>>8116204
Go to parties and meet people and/or talk to smokers you know get them to spread the word. Instant customer base

>>8113978
i'd say it's quite likely.
people think of clothing as shit you put on to cover your gross genitals, so they generally believe it's pretentious to try anything more complicated, even when they go to galleries to praise a badly printed poster of some clouds because it's "conceptual"

>>8114237
detective as in police detective?
or as in private detective?

>>8113701
Get a pug, pugs are cute as fuck and bitches love pugs. Or a cat, a cute one, make sure you pick it up a lot as a kitten so it isnt a grumpy bastard when it grows up

>>8115687
what i think is going on with you is that they met you and you were an asshole, so they got interested. then, out of nowhere you start being sweet and calling the sweety and shit, and that's really fucking weird if you're not their bf.. what you should have done is to keep being distant untill you know you'll have something stable with someone. you won't with neither of those girls, so stop trying with them, but rather pursue another one and try what i'm saying, keep the distance untill you're already something, then let all the sweetness and human-ness you have bottled up since then flow towards her. people love it when someone who's an asshole to everyone isn't an asshole to them, trust me

who /kisslessvirgin/ here?

>>8114142
stop being a total asshole and you won't have to feel that feel u dummy

working all bank hols. can't even drink when i go pub with friends as on antibiotics for strep throat. not bored just in that thoughtless purgatory shite where I feel i could be doing more useful things

I just turned 19 and I have never touched a vagina

>>8121493
>TFW it's been SEVEN years since my friend in middle school was suprised to learn I never kissed a girl
>TFW I'm afraid to tell girls I've never been with a girl before
>TFW it will be really awkward if I ever do get a gf
>I'm a loser who should just off himself already

>>8113983
>>8113983
>getting drunk
i felle u :^(

>>8121493
h-hi

>>8115738


I had the nearly exact thing happen to me, except we only saw each other for five months...

>>8113561
>Saks' Friends and Family sale
>25% off
>"designer exclusions apply"

>>8117555
sort of feeling this hair again but I still love the bowl
also sort of feel like buzzing

How do you ask a girl out? Serious question, I know how to talk to girls, but i've never had a gf. Also what do you do with a gf?

Please help, I'm thinking of asking out a qt in one of my classes soon.

>>8115402
you're holding yourself back, you can't change shit if you don't try. Yea the world is fucking pointless, but thats what makes it awesome, you don't need some sort of transcendent purpose to make you happy, just be. Happiness is a choice, and a process, let yourself be happy, self limiting beliefs are holding you back. Girls are nice, but should not be your goal, look to find happiness within yourself. If you do end up hooking up with a girl, I think you will be thoroughly underwhelmed given the massive significance you place on them. External things, will not be your key to happiness, only your constitution and will.

>>8122199
I know you're in highschool, but you should still treat it like a real life scenario by going on a date, and then two dates and three and letting HER be the one to ask if you are BF and GF.

What do you do with a GF?
Have sex and put up with her bullshit because you're a whiny bitch of a man, and then go home and be paranoid and sad she doesn't love you as much as you love her.