/fa/ - Fashion

>tfw when no dick bulge

that's a good thing
catch a girl mirin and let her know, she'll be in your bed before tomorrow

>>7903689
don't even b worry n bout that tho u might get 2 fuck with some feminists if ne thing

>>7903689
wear longass t's

>>7903689
wear a bigger size

>>7903689
when i wear my skinny sweats i put a no show sock over my dick because otherwise i wouldnt have much of a bulge

>>7903742
a what the fuck?

>>7903689
i really only feel comfortable wearing sweats at home.
>bulge too big
I always throw sweats on when girls are over though ;)

>>7903689
We have small cocks

>not putting a tampon up your ass and tying the string to your cock, both hiding boners and reducing your dick bulge
>shiggy

>>7903689
>wearing sweats outside of the house

>not having a small sticker over your bulge with the words: caught ya mirin

>>7903750
w2c similar shoez?

>>7903705

>want to show dick bulge
>don't want a massive erection sticking out when hard
how to achieve this?

>>7903689
get drop-crotch skinny sweats looooooolllll

TWO bandwagons for the price of one!!!!!

>>7904843
viagra

>>7903689
>girls can show cleavage
>somehow inappropriate for a guy to show off his dick bulge

I want misandry to end.

>>7903974

>>7907049
I just feel uncomfortable with my dick bulging out.

>>7907049
>equating breasts to genitalia
>thinking YOU'RE the one being treated unequally

>>7907062
breasts are genitalia you fucking moron, open a DICKtionary lmao

>>7907049

You have my axe

>>7903742
>no show sock

>>7907070
can't tell if trolling but no they're not, breasts are a secondary sex characteristic, definition of genitalia is a primary sex characteristic

wear a skirt

>>7903742
hahahaha wtf

>>7907144
HAHAHAHA THAT GIF

>>>reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems

>>7903689
are those air jordans?

Wtc skinny sweats?

>>7907218
they look like air max 90s

>>7907231
Zara, Asos, search tapered sweatpants or skinny sweatpants

>>7907218
>>7907255
This is a fucking Puma, are you guys retarded or what?

>>7907049
>girl get praised by guys when they show cleavage/skin
>guy is shirtless showing off his bod he worked hard to get and everybody for some reason writes him off as a dochebag

this is why i treat pretty girls like shit
they fucking deserve it.

>>7903974
>wearing sweats in class
>made sure to rig up my ass tampon to hide my bulge
>9/10 makes eye contact and winks at me
>dick leaps to attention
>yanks tampon out of my ass
>uncontrollable fart follows the tampon
>tampon covered in rectum juice
>tampon gets wrung out b/t my ass and the seat
>seeps through my sweats
>never been so ashamed in my life
>thank god I have a sandwich and my passport in my jacket
>leave the country and never return

i remember one time at work some client was staring at my cock bulge when i was wearing skinnies

it was plain as day didnt even try to hide it and she was with her husband too


lol just ask bae

>>7907757
Come on now you know that doesn't happen and it's even in laws that a man removing his shirt is fine and a woman removing it is despicable.

>>7903742
>girl notices bulge and is completely impressed, wet, and ready to get down
>giving you all of the signs that she is keen to fuck
>you are sweating, scared of her reaction when you whip out a fucking sock
>you run out of the room dripping spaghetti

can we quit this fucking double standard? everyone knows that guys dont bitch about camel toe, so whats the difference? nothing. there is literally no reason to not just accept the dick bulge.

>>7904101
Lanvin probably

>>7907889
nobody even cares about dickbulges?
if someone mentions it just say
;))) caught u starin' and leave it
fuck them lool its just ur willy-outline same shit you'd see if you were wearing swim trunks

I live in an chinese household, but am not chinese myself. I've been told not to wear tight jeans because my spick bulge show too much. I told them sure, but I actually lied and don't wear underwears anymore so that it can show more through regular fit jeans.

>First year living with them
>The family is organizing a trip to the pool
>They ask me if I brought a some swimming clothes
>Tell them no
>Aunty tells me that their son has extra one that he never wore
>I know what kind the chinese usually wear and they're way too short for my dick
>I politely say refuse them and tell them I'll go buy some
>Aunty says something along the lines ''Okay, but you're probably way too big for his shorts anyway''

All the aunties and their daughters started to laugh... T_T

I like going around with a dick bulge. Catching girls staring feels good. If the stare lingers just say: Hey, my eyes are up here or just wink and laugh a bit. All in good fun.

>>7908014
u should fuck the auntie
i def fuck an old chinese lady

>crouching with Piotr
>there's a massive dick bulge and I'm not even hard
>Piotr doesn't mind

>>7908605
>"me and the gang crouching with a baby"

>>7903689
I have a small penis

>>7907023
>non-skinny drop crotch pants.

Where would you even find straight fit drop crotch

>>7908821
rick owens

>>7908821
Damir Doma, for one.

>skinny sweats

What are you a fag? Get slim/tapered sweats

>>7903689
what do yall wear with these sweats

>>7908821
any respectable designer would not make skinny drop crotch pants.

>>7903974
top kek

>>7908821
git gud