/fa/ - Fashion

>tfw no gf to bring to art museums and make out with

>>7847056
>calling others plebs
i bet u have a lot of friends

Maybe you should try fucking bettering yourself so you can afford to live in a nice area

>>7847095
>>>/sp/

>>7847095
Yeah u stupid poor person

w2c effay bf
mine doesn't know how to wear properly fitting clothes

>>7847231
At least you have one.

>>7847259
probably not for long anyway

>>7847073
>>7847056
Drop the idealizations.
Usually I would write about the reasons it doesn't matter what a girls is interested in, whether fashion or art museums, because it is important to maintain your own interests.

Tonight I have decided to post about a different aspect of my above point: an interested girl will love spending time with you no matter where you take her.

If she doesn't know anything about art, you should still take her to an art museum. She'll love that you brought her somewhere you are passionate about.
The same goes for fashion, although it is much more complex.

Girls will get into the stuff you are into, but if they don't it doesn't matter.

This is like some Albert Camus relationship advice.

>tfw no fashion killa gf

>>7847056
>moved to a rural outback city in Aus
>Only 40k people
>Minority
>Too scared to wear Rick
>Afraid if I wear my perfecto to class people will think I'm trying too hard

I don't know when I became so insecure;_;

>tfw job interview tomorrow
>might actually have money to buy nice clothes

>met a qt girl today

everything's coming up milhouse

>>7847803
just got this chix number no questions asked, fuk im 2 red hot for dis life

>>7847824
>>7847803
i swear to god you shouldnt be allowed to trip if you are going to talk about MAYBE having a girl in your life.

everyoen wants to clown a young thug like
"why do you trip"
yet every goddamn time I see those same trips crying about girls.

three weeks ago you were acting like a relationship pro and im so pro I knew you were wrong AND i know that 3 weeks isnt enough time to fix your gay 4chan tripping for attention ways.

sf out here
haters die 64

I saw a middle eastern goofninja. he was wearing plain black shorts an tee no leggings an dreamboxes. he was doing it wrong but it was nice to see someone like that here in aus.

Bad feels now
>be sitting passenger seat
>pull up at a red light
>look out the window
>two teen girls sitting at the busstop
>One is on their phone
>I make eye contact with the other girl
>hold for a second
>she bursts out laffin.
>her friend looks up saying what as I sped off into the sunset

>>7847841
and btw you better believe thats my car in GTAV custom and you can never have it.
now go die in a kangaroo pouch

>>7847841
what the fuck are you talking about lol
NEET vrgn is mad

>>7847852
>me
>NEET
>virgin

PICK ONE

PS virgin and neet you can't pick so you have to just pick me.

PSS ive been with more women this past week than youve beenwith your whole life and if you want to talk neet status post your fucking bedroom you goddamn idiot

>tfw youre gay and also literally dress bad as evident by your 10 shit fits
and if you aks me to post fit keep in mind its 2:36 in the good part of the world

PS thats where i live

>>7847862
goddamnit i'm so tired of arguing with teenagers on this site

>>7847871
then you have two choices
1) stop posting
2) stop talking to teens

see this is a deep paradox because im 24 and pro and you look like shit, dress like shit and cant get girls on top of your severe lack of self awarness

>pic related: it's asokone on /adv/

>>7847862
mfw

>>7847847
its crazy in nz i see heaps of posh middle aged women wearing rick head to heel

i havnt seen any other yung thugs like me about that rick rider life tho except for some tumblr posers i scoffed at as i swished past in my siqq drapes

>>7847284
why Camus tho
i thought he was all for relationships with people of similar interests and world view to better the world together

>>7847893
>why Camus tho
cuz it's absurd LMFAO

PS that means laugh my fucking ass off

but on a deeper level it means the paradox is absurd because even if you know you won't actually know and trying wont help.

>i thought he was all for relationships with people of similar interests and
SOURCE

>world view to better the world together
that's because sisyphys is at the base of the mountain like >tfw i control this rock

>>7847876
remember when you made good posts that weren't relationship bullshit that noone cares about

>Live in western suburbs of Aus
>Don't want to get laughed at/stabbed for wearing sick fits

>tfw im not looking for any girls/guys and im kinda happy like this

I kinda realised that I have no one I can really vent to or talk about life with in general without feeling like I have to tread on eggshells tho

>>7847904
i feld bad for sisyphus
he was the world biggest troll but did he really deserve that
>tfw you will never leash hades and walk him around the underworld

>tfw bored all the time
>tfw neuroses all over my behavior and I'm slowly noticing them
>tfw haven't gone to gym for like 3 weeks
>tfw getting fat
>tfw my grey jeans are loose around the calves

Is pic related any good? I bought it just to buy something off foyles

>tfw had a qt with unique fashion taste
>tfw had a qt with to bring to an art museum and make out with
>tfw had

Love either ends in death or sadness boys and girls. There's no escaping it. If you participate be prepared to face the realities. Please teach me how to face the reality of it.

>>7847927
suck shit faggot hahahaah,
lonely cunt,
enjoy eternal depression while wearing your sick fits and watching us normal people living satisfying relationships with healthy people

>>7847824
chick asked for my number this world is not ready for me

>>7847939
nyrb probably means its good idk tho

>>7847949
Im healthy tho.

>>7847876
remember when people liked you
i dont
leave asokone alone, he cool

>yfw your fit will never be well liked and repped in sufu

why are they so mean ;_;

>>7847056
>tfw you will never have a gf

>>7847962
iktf

Whats ur username?

>>7847964
Movie

I'm that guy with shitty and horrible fits, but I'm trying though or at least I thought I'm trying. Maybe someday, one of my fits would do okay. Gaspard, you and I are going to make it ;_;

>>7847968
cool raf vandals

ur doin ok

>>7847979
Thanks, I just need to find better trousers and shirts. It's actually not so easy for me to finally find jeans or chinos that fit me well.

>>7847284

Oh man, I haven't browsed /fa/ for a few weeks and now I come back and read this first thread I clicked on and here's this fucking newtrip idiot saying that fashionz is "much more complex" than art.

Like fucking Rick sneakers and whatever you guys are into these days is more complex than the entire fucking history of human artistic expression.

And then some two bit shitty romance advice and a rather overt attempt to compare himself to Albert Camus, (who was probably one of the weaker existentialist writers, yet his most uninspired grocery list was better than anything this asshole will ever compose,)

AAaaaaaaaaaand I'm off to somewhere else until I get bored and check /fa/ again in a few weeks.

But seriously, fuck this Luke faggot.

>>7847987
pls tell me what to browse

>>7847893
I think just because it's minimalistic and the "it doesn't matter" bit reads like the opening lines of The Stranger

>tfw married to a qt 1.34 artist
>tfw she loves everything that's awesome
>tfw she makes 4x the money I do

I never knew when I started dating her tiny 14 year old self that she would grow into this. What fucking luck.

>>7847987
I don't think he means fashion is more complex than art, but that it's much more difficult to introduce someone to. Art you can look at and say to your partner "I'm not a big fan of that," but when you roll up with geobaskets and a skirt that's a really damn complex sort of thing.

>>7847987
I think he was saying the interface between you and a girl you like is more complicated when it comes to fashion than when it comes to art

I mean, you can like highbrow stuff and they can like lowbrow stuff and that's that, you both do your own thing
But fashion is not just interests, it's self-image and personality and if you don't match a little it's strange but if you match it's almost stranger etc. etc.

>>7847904
ok sorry cannot find source. i read some essay comparing Camus and Sartre and this issue was also addressed

>>7847938
>>7847904

you guys read caligula? probably my favorite work of his

>>7848000
Do you feel emasculated knowing she earns a higher income than you? Serious question.

>>7847803
Aso m8 what are you interviewing for? I'm submitting applications for internships atm but FUCK ME theres no way any of this shit gonna go thru

>>7847991

For fashion forums?

Depending on your taste there is sufu, styleforum, sz... idk... fucking AskAndyAboutClothes? mfa? putthison? four pins?

If you are on /fa/ looking for anything but a laugh you are in the wrong place, unfortunately. I wish it were not so, but clearly, it is.

>>7848009
not a bit. I'm proud as fuck of her.

>>7848014
Cool. Good for the both of you.

>>7847056
>tfw only white guy in an all black neighborhood
>wear my sick goof fits all da time
>ratchets be mirin, niggas be know i'm stylin on em
>tfw no qt3.14 mixed race goof chick to go to dance parties with and turn up

>>7848196
also

>tfw always get hit on by qt black hi school grills waiting for the train
>tfw too awkward about a group of hi school grills trying to talk to me on the train platform

>tfw the item you received is a different colour than in the pictures

How hard can it be? Jesus...

>tfw you will never date the 9/10 sexy azn grill w/ mad attitude and sex appeal you have your eyes on

>>7848226
tip: that sexy azn girl is psycho af

>>7847862
>>7847876
pls just leave

I have some feels to feel

>tfw you just got a haircut and thought it looked pretty good
>tfw just took a video and saw how shit it looks on the sides

>>7847056
>tfw sometimes buy clothes online for no reason just so I can have something to look forward to

>tfw balding and shitty life in general

>>7847056
This is the Paris metro it's full of plebs too op.

>>7848222
Depends of a lot of stuff, lights, cameras, your screen settings

>tfw I just started dating this girl and everytime I call her she's either asleep or watching a movie (I'm calling her at like 9:50 so those are actually pretty legit reasons).
>tfw I got no sleep last night and when I saw her today I was all quiet and distant because of being tired and I feel like I'm slowly loosing that spark we had
I really like her and she says she likes me. I'm gonna call her tonight earlier and try to get things back on track.

>Hot female colleague offers me rides home erryday,turned her down after a few of them
>Male colleague wants to do everything i do with any girl there (got a massage from qt in my space,dude comes in and pushes me tells her to give him a rub too,she refused)
>practically no banter in this entire colleague group,everyone is oversensitive
>Feel no chemistry with any of the girls at work
>I think one of em likes me but she's also just checking her options idk
>Haven't slept with anyone in 6 months ;_;
>Feel like I'm losing goals and control of life and gaining weight
>haven't met any qt3.14 to crush on in 2-3yrs
want advice or something

>>7848226
What's her name?

>>7847862
>trojan
there are better condoms i hear

>>7847056
>because the area you live in is too pleb
Yeah, that's totally the reason, OP. It's your area. Not you.

>/fa/ feels
no

get the fuck out

you aren't /fa/

you're just a shitposting fuccboi

>>7847056

no
its not that where i live is too pleb
i mean not just that
im just too ugly and fucking shy with bitches lol

fuck my life

>>7848000
:^)

>relocate for work last year
>new coworker is unbelievably stylish and gorgeous with a closet that puts mine to shame
>first time we meet she's wearing comme tricot and ann D
>after a couple weeks of getting acquainted ask her out for lunch
>she agrees, holyfuckiactuallyhaveachance
>realize I basically just met my dream girl and she only sounds better and better as we keeping talking
>try to pay once we're done eating but she says we should split it
>tells me she's in a fucking LTR and was pretty sure I was gay, thought I was just being friendly
>tfw

>months later, watching her through a window, she's standing in full rick outside the parking lot
>a utility van comes into the parking lot and she starts walking to it
>sorta handsome but plebiest motherfucker i've ever seen gets out in a stained white t shirt, black jeans, work boots and kisses her on the lips
>she's in a LTR with a blue collar fuckface who can't dress for shit
>THAT FUCKING FEEL

>tfw you’re going to study architecture and gf fashion design
>tfw upcoming entrance exams are making you anxious 24/7
>tfw you’ll be the most /fa/ couple if you make it

>>7849500
thats what i call
fuccjustice
a dude who care so much about the way his gf dresses finds one such girl and she doesnt give a fuck about how her bf dresses

>>7849500

wow you're a shallow little whiny bitch
have you ever thought that people actually look for more than looks in a partner

you sound 16

>>7849500
hahahaha yes reading this story was a great feel for me, you got what you deserved fuccnigger

> pretty sure i was gay
> pretty sure i was gay

>>7849516
also the most unemployed

>>7847927
> weed
> pokemon
> arizona iced


I'm now autistic or asexual but i feel u

>>7849500
"i-i-i gotttt ffrieendzonnnnnneeeeeeddddd"
stop dressin nd actin like a fggt

>>7849350
trojan is histortical because they broke into the castle inside a horse but it turned out to be a trojan with bombs inside.

im a big fan of egyptian theory so i cop trojans.

>>7848004
>caligula
i'll try to find the sparknotes on audio book

>>7847993
it's the absurdity of the situation. you can look but you wont find it and if you did find it it doesn't matter.

>>7847919
no. do you?

>>7849500
>>new coworker is unbelievably stylish and gorgeous with a closet that puts mine to shame
new coworker has a stable of men she calls to fuck whenever shes horny

>>tells me she's in a fucking LTR and was pretty sure I was gay, thought I was just being friendly
lol wrekt

>>she's in a LTR with a blue collar fuckface who can't dress for shit
clothes don't make up for a mans lack of masculinity. now you know women dont like gay dudes except for friends so what are you gonna do to change?
NOTHING lol strupd

skinnygossip.com <--------- Here are all your qt3.14s.

If only you all could get over yourselves, you wouldn't have such problems.

Typical /g/ user (on the right)

Is /g/ lefay as lefook?

>>7849694
this. not having a gf is the least of my worries. way more important things to worry about

>>7849699
b-but... handsome scandinavian face...

>>7849667
youtube.com/watch?v=t99r8JSdI7s

take the latter route m8

>>7849736
>take the latter route m8
>implying i havent

>qt 1.34
>1.34
nigga, do u even tryin?

>tfw have a purchase on sufu all lined up
>get sick and don't go on the computer for a day
>The guy sells the item to someone else

Fuck sufu, faggot took a day to respond to me at first and I don't get back to him in like five hours and he up and sells to someone else.

>tfw still too fat to cop

who actually uploads vids of themselves onto porn tube sites
i mean whats the point i would never bother

>>7850465
>nigga was like fuck them kids... i need to nut first
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Link to vid pls

>Are you gay?
>Are you goth/emo?
>OMG you look like a heroin addict

>>7850437
Happened to me on Grailed last week. Ugh.

>>7847862
>50s
Looks like someone emptied out their piggy bank.

>>7849667
>trojan is histortical because they broke into the castle inside a horse but it turned out to be a trojan with bombs inside.
>im a big fan of egyptian theory so i cop trojans.

wot

>>7850483
>tfw used to get"Are you gay?" pretty often, but hasn't been asked in a long time

i'm starting to look less like a fuccboi hell yes

>>7850437
>>7850508
Damn this keeps happening to me, too
Fuck people on sufu

>>7847987
I really don't understand how you got that message from my post, and the accusations of being a newtrip made me smile.

I guess you are the type of person who needs to have everything explained to him because you are incapable of connecting dots properly.
Don't be upset that I gave obvious relationship advice - be upset that I needed to give it. In fact, simply don't be upset at all. Just understand.

These posters did a nice job explaining it here:
>>7848001
>>7848003

I was not comparing myself to Albert Camus, although I share similar views philosophical views and enjoy writing style. The remark about "Albert Camus relationship advice" is due to the previous sentence:
>Girls will get into the stuff you are into, but if they don't it doesn't matter.
Albert Camus frequently writes about paradoxes and absurd logic which goes hand in hand with the statement, and most situations involved in sexual dynamics. Don't pursue a girl who shares similar hobbies because that is not a solid foundation to start a relationship on. Usually a girl will adapt to a guys tastes, and interests will start to blend together, which can be nice, but ultimately doesn't matter because it should have no major effect on the relationship.

>>7848196
>mixed race

>tfw I hate all my friends
>tfw none of them are into going to stores to look at clothes or even just hanging out in the city
>tfw none of them share my interests, not even music
>tfw none of them are into partying, going out late and being in the city socialising
>tfw all of this means no gf and all of my life I've never liked any of the friends I've had
>tfw wasted half of my life, in another half's time I'll be in my 40s already and probably some sort of alcoholic

I've accepted I have a bad luck curse. It literally makes me feel pain in my chest when I start to think and realise too much of how my life sucks and how I've wasted 20-odd years doing things I don't want to do and not being able to do what I want.

Sorry for going too off topic.

>>7850540
why

>>7850550
multi culturalism is detrimental to cultural diversity

>>7850522
its egypt history with the trojan that they pushed in the castle. they told the knights it was a big as fuck horse and the idiots believed them. when they got it inside it was full of bombs and killed the castle men.

in egypt theory the idea of a trojan horse is that it's a one trick pony because it tricks you into letting it in.
this is good for sex too because PUA tricks girls into letting me in to their slat boxes so i buy the trojan variety packs.

>>7850513
why would i have 50s in a piggy bank?

>>7850563
Egypt has nothing to do with the sacking of Troy. Odysseus led the Greeks into Troy with the trojan horse.

>>7850563

and it wasn't filled with bombs, it was filled with Greek soldiers

>>7850571
>>7850576
no
u r wrong faggots
lrn2google

>>7850563
>egypt history

what the fuck
haha

haha

are you 10?

>>7850576
i bet they were bombin' tho

>>7850580
lol. dude what the fuck is wrong with you. it's called history/mythology. fuck off

>>7850571
its just egypt theory we cant actually prove it.
im not gay personally but i dont see why you couldnt use trojans for gay stuff too. you should lead in with a finger and then the trojan.

>>7850588
that wasn't me. it wasn't even a good imitation but now i guess i have to make a trip.

you could just google though. but like i said, it's just theory

>>7850549
what city

>>7850592
Even though I know this isn't true, I'm googling right now and am finding nothing. show me your sources pls.

>>7850592
wtf stop copying me

PS that means that he is not me

>>7850598
bro its just egypt theory. do you not know what theory means?
its historical science.

>>7850582
there is good stuff in egypt hisotry its not just kids stuff.

>>7850584
it was literally bombing LOL

>>7850609
Theory? Theory doesn't put bombs and castles and Egyptians into the story of the Trojan war. The Trojan war probably didn't even occur, but all of the mythology/literature is pretty clear on what happened. What you have is fiction, not theory

>>7850618
if there is not a trojan war then what is this? seems like a bit of a battle to me.

it isn't putting bombs and castles inside the trojan war. the trojan actually went into the castle and had bombs.
and if trojan didn't exist, why does the pic have a trojan on my desk?
drop the troll charade

>>7847876
>calls self "pro"

...lol

>tfw seeing a guy and he wants to go shop at h&m

>>7850645
better than not being a pro like you.
id rather be a pro than a average joe.

i just thought of that.

>>7850647
maybe he wants to introduce you to some actual good clothes instead of the shit you wear.
maybe he's trying to get you interested in fashion.

>>7850661
who are you again

>>7849699
/g/ is pretty un-effay
thankfully we mostly don't try, so we at least we aren't actualy fuccbois

>>7850647
>fucking a guy for his good looks
Yet his pleb tastes are surfacing…what you going to gal

>>7850706
im the stacking chip feind

>>7850642
The Trojan war is a part of mythology. It's a story. In this story, there were no bombs, no egyptians. pls log off, i don't even care if I'm getting trolled, the fact that someone as pathetic you exists, just makes my responses all the more enjoyable to post

>>7847862
this guy's probably actually not lying lmao.................

>>7850798
I was slighty exaggerating but true for the most part.

>>7850782
>The Trojan war is a part of mythology
and egypt theory. you can have things in two categories. there could be many trojans.
im not sayng your wrong, but im also right.

>>7850823
Where does this egypt theory exist? what evidence do you have?

>>7850828
it's a theory meaning it can't be proven by definition. it's historical science. do you know what a theory is?

you can't prove a theory true, you can only prove a theory wrong. ive never proven a trojan wrong and i use them quite frequently.

>>7850856
I know what a theory is. You don't seem to.

Please explain this egypt theory to me more. Who thought of it, and what evidence do they have. pls enlighten me

>found fresh as fuck jacket on amazon earlier in uni
>put it in shopping basket
>come home to cop it
>its not in my basket anymore and i cant find it

fucking fuck

>>7850642
Worst trip on effay

>>7850870
egypt theory is pyramids, mummies, cockroaches, cats, statues, all types of shit realy.
i coudnt even begin to explain it all.

if youre curious pick up a book or take a egypt history class at your college.

im done talking about this man. it's clear you dont know what youre talking about.

>>7850954
oh my god I'm laughing so hard right now. You don't even know man, you made my day and boosted my confidence. Thank you. poster of the year. holy fucking shit

>>7851022
any day you can learn something new is indeed a great day. thats my motto

>>7851033
oh I learned something.

>>7851044
than its indeed been a good day.

hence my posts

>>7847056
that got me right in my deepest feels

everytime a girl is near a decent fit that can be fixed i try to tell them how to improve and they always look at me amazed and confused like if the Chelsea boots were,something out of this world and hue in colours are a taboo or some shit

sometime i think that ill die alone, young and miserable hanging from a roof

>>7849301
wow I pretty much feel the same way, except I'm probably younger than you

>>7847284
so, if a girl is getting interest in stuff i like is it because she likes me? Or just because she started to like the things i just mentioned?

its so confusing when this happens it makes my autist side go on

>>7849301
yo just bang one even if u dont like em

>>7847942
get some asshole attitude where you don't give a fuck about much things but only very important things like physiological needs and work, mee people, start to flirt with girls just because fuck it, one day you'll find another girls that will make you feel weird, and that weird feel is the foundation for live, ... Or you just want to fuck her really bad

>>7851213
>tfw mom wont buy me geobaskets she says they're too expensive

shes a pleb anyway

>>7851224
/fa/

>>7849285
>I feel like I'm slowly loosing that spark we had
fuck, i hate when that happens and the worst of all is that later,you feel like utter shit because you know its your fault

>>7851224
lol, yeah that's shy im more into Slimane fits, you can replicate one for a lot less money so i can pay my rent and taxes while still looking pretty nice

>>7847056
feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelsssssssssssssssss