/fa/ - Fashion

>>7818763

i wold literaly punch her in the face for some reason

>>7818763
burst into tears before running upstairs into my wardrobe and wiping away my tears with my new rick cops. Such is the life of an autistic manchild

>>7818763
Someone please post a pic of eyebrows

>>7818775

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>>7818775
OP image

>>7818763
I get naked because it is my own home so it is time for some CFNM fun with eyebrows and her friends

burn down the house

>>7818813
with no survivors?

>>7818763
she's ugly from that angle
also bunch of drunk teens in my home - probably going to prison

tell the fat ones to leave

I tell her friend to hold her still like that then spread open her legs and get a whiff of her tuna omanko

>>7818763
>have took over

>>7818824
But then there'd be none left

>>7818831
have *tooken over

>>7818828
You're ugly from every angle

>>7818831
>>7818838
You mean "taken over"?

>>7818847
no, are you stupid?

>>7818763
Who's the qt carrying eyebrows? I saw her in the cgl meetup as well, she was wearing a tail or something like that.

>>7818838
have *tookened over

>>7818852
cant tell you her name but all I can say is I fucked her and it wasnt that good...

/fa/ situation thread

>smile at girl
>she smiles back and asks "why are you smiling?"

you have 3 seconds for a good response

>>7818871
Story

>>7818877
I'm a happy guy.

>>7818877
you just made my day, beautiful :)

>>7818877
y-you too!

>>7818877
was having a bad day, then i saw you
realized, my life sucks but at least im not you

>>7818877
"j-just testing you"

and walk away

>>7818877
because I can bitch

eyy low key you trying to smack cheeks doe?

Has eyebrows ever done nudes?

>>7818940


nigger

>>7818940

>>7818940
nigger

>>7818940
a nigger

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>>7818877
Because I'm about to talk to a cute girl.

>>7818969
non white detected

>>7818940
nigger

is this /b/ ?

>>7818954
can we agree that the people of /cgl/ are fucking horrible people?

fake charities, begging for paypal donations, selling sex/bodies or cam time for money to make fake costumes, petty about stupid polyester, and using charity's names in order to gain camwhore notoriety. getting drunk with other overweight girl with questionable hygiene as an excuse as a hobby.

/fa/ back in 2010 had college educated men, with real pasions

>>7818988
why are you obsessed with /cgl/

>>7818994
i think he had a gf from there

>>7819012
>sieg
>ever having a gf

>>7818988
Now we have highscoolers and university students, I guess.

>>7819022
>Being this new.

>>7818988

Lmfao, you're the fattest trip on here, sieg.

>>7819012

>m-m-muh bruised male ego!

Actually, it explains a lot.

I'd probably reach for a weapon of some kind and tell them to leave.

Why the fuck would I be okay with tons of strangers in my house?
This is bullshit pig disgusting.

>>7818802
Park a ma game mayo

Seriously though,if given the option 100% of /fa/ would fucker her.

>>7819077
well yeah

>>7819077
Obviously, she's like 7/10 at least

>>7818763
>have a drink or two and chat
>angle for a a threesome/orgy
>get too drunk and go about it too obviously
>cringe-worthy lines
>uncomfortably long and suggestive eye contact
>embarass myself and others
>eyebrows and her friends become uncomfortable and say they want to leave
>people are high so there's this surreal quality to everyone packing their things, putting on shoes and coats in complete silence while i stand awkwardly in the kitchen
>sometimes watch them put on shoes and coats, sometimes turn head to look out window
>lock door after they leave
>sigh heavily
>hold head
>berate self internally
>go up to room and drink more
>fap to porn
>fall asleep
>wake up the next day hungover
>absently wonder if gossip has spread about my being a pervert while checking email
>grit teeth in embarassment
>bookmark helium tank equipment links

probably how it would go

>>7819129
>7/10

Nah objectively I'd say more 5.5-6

>>7819077
wrong
>>7819129
she's at max a 5

>>7818817
of coursh

>>7818763
where can i find the rest of these pics? :))

why do i imagine eyebrows and her 'tarded friends looking down the barrel of some of my guns and pulling the trigger asking each other what they do

>>7819157
Like you wouldn't

>>7819171
i literally would not hey

>>7819175
why

>>7819134
Hahahaha thank you for that Anon

>>7819162
Why do I imagine you don't really have guns?

Close the door and call the police.

>>7819187
she's pretty fat
i would/could do her but it would require at least a couple weeks of severe dehydration by nofap

>>7819238
I wouldn't say she's fat

eyebrows I summon you

I came home from work today and I was surprised to find that Eyebrows and some of her friends had decided to trespass into my house. A few of them appeared to be under-aged and tipsy from drinking my personal supply of alcohol. Eyebrows on the other hand, was completely drunk and acting obnoxious towards her friends. While some of the girls were sitting on my couch watching The Big Lebowski, Eyebrows was standing behind the couch fingering her asshole under her skirt then putting her finger up to the noses of her friends as she chuckled asking them to smell her finger. Every time one of the girls whimpered about the putrid scent emitting from her finger, Eyebrows would laugh almost uncontrollably and burp loudly. What the hell is wrong with this kid? I thought to myself. I decided that she and her friends would have to spend the night because I don’t want a bunch of kids going home and getting me in trouble for underage drinking, so I went upstairs to fetch a couple of pillows and blankets.

When I came back down to my living room, Eyebrows had stripped everything with the exception of her panties and was on top of my coffee table doing the Dude’s dance from the gutter ball scene where he waves his arms around his head to “Just Dropped In” by Kenny Rodgers. I found her dance to be quite amusing, in the way of watching a mentally disabled walrus flopping around the beach amusing. I noticed no one else was enjoying the show; all of her friends looked revolted and were pinching their noses. As I approached them to see what the issue is, a pungent odor of tuna mixed with rancid milk hits me. I gag noisily and look around to see where the smell is coming from, that’s when I notice a light green spot of gunk on the front of Eyebrow’s panties underneath her vulva. The poor girl must have been fucking with sieg, trunks, or some other foul creature and caught an STD I told myself. Eyebrows continued the little dance unbeknownst to her of the repulsive looks on her friend’s faces. Pinching my nose like my other uninvited guests, I pulled Eyebrows down from the coffee table and told her to go take a shower. She fumbled a bit down the hallway towards the restroom so I had to go with her to make sure she sat in the tub so that she didn’t slip and get herself killed. I let the water run and went to accommodate the other girls.

After getting the girls to bed, I returned to the restroom to the sight of Eyebrows defecating in my tub. I began yelling at her asking if she had been a premature birth or born with lack of oxygen as the reason why her brain did not function correctly. She began to cry and burp loudly then began to throw up, she was in for quite a hangover in the morning. I then remembered of the girls sleeping in the living room so I apologized to her and told her to quiet down, she cheered up rather fast. I went over to my sink cabinet and found some Vagisil that had been left over from when Alekzia came to visit, I put on a pair latex gloves and helped Eyebrows apply some to her genitalia. I threw her panties in the washing machine and told her she would have to go commando until they were finished drying and gave her my bathrobe to wear. I scooped the turds out of my bath tub noting to myself that I should tell Eyebrows to chew her food better because there were visible chunks of chicken nuggets in her feces. I went back to the living room to check on the girls, Eyebrows was nowhere to be seen. I rolled my eyes letting out a sigh and decided to let her fend for herself. I went up to my room closing the door behind me, when I turned on the light I found Eyebrows snuggled on top of my bed fast asleep. I grinned to myself thinking of God’s peculiar sense of humor when he allowed Eyebrows to exist. I turned off the light, reached for my laptop, got comfortable in my chair, and then posted in an Eyebrows thread.

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>>7819377
I will never see eyebrows the same way again.

>>7819391
>>7819377
>>7819383
:(

>>7819407
oh hush eyebrows its all in good fun

>>7819407
Show us your ass

>>7819377
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>>7819391

>The poor girl must have been fucking with sieg, trunks, or some other foul creature
>sieg
>trunks

10/10

>>7819427
bitch

>>7818832
kek

>>7819377
read it with this it's 100x better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOKhJaM1QE

>>7818877
"Oh it wasn't for you"
*keep smiling and walk away*

worst thread on fa congrats losers

>>7818988
god you're so fucking lame

>>7818873
dam she thik

>>7819479
That's voldie I think.

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>>7819504
>tfw sieg has fucked and you havent

>>7819391
>found some Vagisil that had been left over from when Alekzia came to visit
kek'd

>the Dude’s dance from the gutter ball scene
I FUCKING LOVE THAT SCENE

>>7818763
Are band tees /fa/?

>>7819566
generally no

that one isn't an exception

>>7818763
so is this jewish looking midget the new spoony?

>>7819617
Guess I'll just hang it in my closet, it's cool anyway r-right?

>>7819129
definitely agree on that one

>>7819642
>midget
She's tall

>>7819642
>seiq heil

I would pull her flats off and lick her feet

Turn around and walk out.

bumo