/fa/ - Fashion

no

i do have 1 but the last month we've been through more bullshit than we have combined the last year and a half we've been together. so i hope we stay together

ya i guess lol although id wish shed wear all black fits with me

yes
no dresses like a slut

model agency recently became interested in my gf,
she's got an interesting look

>>7803223

Post gf

We're "technically" not together right now, but last I heard from her bestfriend, she still talks about me and gets insecure when she hears I'm out partying ;) She just needs to stop being a bitch so we can get back to our friends with benefits stage tbh.

Yeah I've done alright with this current one.

>>7803234

you look like a douche.

Theres this girl in one of my philosophy classes that wears all black fits. We have no mutual friends though and no reason really to talk to each other (random chat in lectures not really happens). I don't know anyone in the class either. How to get chatting to qt?

>>7803247
What do you look like?

>>7803252
"I like your clothes, do you happen to be into designer fashion"

>>7803252
Talk about class.
>Talk about preping for a test.
>Ask her if she wants to exchabge notes.
>Oh there's no time for that in class..
>She says, "We can meet up sometime."
Ur in.

>cute
yes

>fashionable
i wouldn't say so. she can be trained tho, but she says she doesn't feel like spending money on trendy shit

>>7803252
sit by her in class and tell that you missed out on last class. ask her for her notes and make small talk with her.

>>7803268
>>7803265
>>7803257
dont do this, its really creepy and annoying to deal with guys that do this in class. Im a girl btw

>>7803278
"I'm a girl" equals slightly overweight leftist tumblr dumbfuck that's 15

>>7803278
i'm a gurl too and i think these are all cute ideas? nothing wrong with small-talk in class.

>>7803278
I know you are probably not a girl, but this is generally my impression of this advice. Asking notes from someone you don't know is a bit odd imo (Maybe its different here compared to USA).

>>7803265
>>7803268
Thanks for the advice but see above. I just can't see us interacting. I do not socialise with anyone who does phil (I'm a joint major) so idk what they think of me as I just walk in and out of classes without acknowledging people. Maybe in the next seminar I will have a chance to talk.

>>7803237
hopefully you can guess which one is the potential model.
(the guy isnt me)

Not any more but she was/is pretty /fa/ and I'm happy to be single so it's a win/win

>>7803295
>I just can't see us interacting
Then move on.

>>7803290
Hmmmm

Far left

>>7803234
Pls tell me she s' ur d.

>>7803204
No, I do not have a cute girlfriend. I've been on a few dates with girls that are relatively attractive based on normal people standards (/fa/ would probably say they are 5/10 but they are at least 7.5/10 to anybody else). Most of them lose interest in me or I lose interest in them. The most recent girl now thinks I'm suicidal and "checks" in on me with stupid messages once in awhile. Last real relationship was with a 5/10 tumblr whore that was stupid as a brick. I've tried tinder recently but very few matches. I'm really weird looking and the girls that have liked me only did so because I was "ironically" ugly and thought they could impress their tumblr followers with goofy polaroids of me.

>>7803290
cowboy hat definitely

>>7803282
lol im not underage and so what if i have a tumblr?
>>7803284
well, theres a time and a place for everything but i think when guys try to flirt with me during class that its totally unacceptable and rude.
Im really not a bitch or anything but im in college to study, not to get hit on all day. If you want to flirt with girls go to clubs or bars or something.

>>7803323

>totally unacceptable

woah der boi

>>7803323
yeah i agree tbh

if u wanna hit on that chick just walk with her after class and talk to her, she might not want to be trapped sitting next to some obese 4channer for 2 hours

she does alright she does

had a 6/10 tumblr lame who had a alright body. reluctant to fuck and once we finally did (after much foreplay and talking of it) she accused me of rape telling all my friends and than began dating my best friend. turns out she is a unoriginal lame piece of garbage and only draws ideas from others stealing my entire music taste and favorite places to hang.

>>7803361
Haha, it's funny that every tumblr whore I've met has claimed some guy they voluntarily fucked raped them.

>>7803278
You must be autistic if you can't handle a stranger talking to you.

>>7803252
just go up to her and say whats up and ask her out. make it known from the start that youre interested

>>7803361
lol were u dating eyebrows m80

>>7803323
>asking for notes
>flirting
This is what women actually believe. Everything is about them.

>>7803361
fucking cunts man

>>7803373
yeah man haha there was no cop involvement but at the same time everyone kinda knew she was full of shit

>>7803373
yeah it was quite the experience despite all my friends and all the ones she lost knowing she was full of shit. now my friend is in love with her and its pathetic because of the situation in which they came together was pretty much the both of them fucking my reputation and pride.

>>7803373
yeah it was quite the experience despite all my friends and all the ones she lost knowing she was full of shit. now my friend is in love with her and its pathetic because of the situation in which they came together was pretty much the both of them fucking my reputation and pride.

>>7803373
>>7803373
yeah it was quite the experience despite all my friends and all the ones she lost knowing she was full of shit. now my friend is in love with her and its pathetic because of the situation in which they came together was pretty much the both of them fucking my reputation and pride.

yes she's a qt
She dresses alright, but rather plain. Refuses to do anything with her hair beyond getting a shortish haircut twice a year and letting it grow. But her hygiene can be iffy.

Imagine if a /mu/ sperglord was a very pretty girl and you can picture the rest

>cute
definitely

>stylish
i should hope so, she's a model

>>7803373
>>7803373
yeah it was quite the experience despite all my friends and all the ones she lost knowing she was full of shit. now my friend is in love with her and its pathetic because of the situation in which they came together was pretty much the both of them fucking my reputation and pride.

>>7803421
>>7803425
>>7803431

>>7803234
hey mackness

>>7803271
she looks like a dude

>>7803204
1. yes
2. meh - she mostly buys esprit. She has a feeling for what fits and what does not but it's all intuitive. Colors she does good. Makeup/Hair too. She's unwilling to be educated though and things she knows it all.

>>7803278
no omg it's super cute
and super obvious
but still do it

>>7803290
the tall blonde? nice! I would prefer a night with the indian chick though.

>>7803348
EW WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING
OH MY GODNESS I JUST WENT BLIND AND CRINGED AT LEVELS SO HIGH I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING

>>7803348
are those taco bell wrappers stuck to her shirt?

>>7803495
Tfw cant decide which posters are trolling me. I have a class with her in 4 hours. Should i sit next to her fa? (Noone really does this - there is lots of apace)

>>7803348
eww, eww, eww... Not criticizing the woman, but this is a really bad fit. :/

>>7803509
what's the worse that can happen with the notes thing..
think about it

>>7803502
hehe it was for a grad show at a fashion college

>>7803506
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>7803323
>totally unacceptable
>only applies if you're not interested

that's what you mean.

>>7803522
she can tweet all her friends in the class
>some sperglord just sat next to me and wants to get in my pants, will someone walk home with me so I don't get raped?

>>7803535
at least she thinks your strong and can/would actually rape her. Back in the old days that used to be a turn on for women, they saw you as the alpha male and other men saw you the same way.

>>7803562
more like so fat she wouldn't be able to wriggle out from the folds of your gelatinous body as you writhed in top of her like someone having a fit.
maybe I'm just projecting

>>7803517
I'm totally with ya, this was one of the better designs for that grad student... lol

>>7803445
>Imagine if a /mu/ sperglord was a very pretty girl and you can picture the rest

She sounds perfect

>>7803491
no she doesn't

>>7803509
rate yourself out of 10 on both looks and social skills, if they don't total up to 14 don't try a cold approach like that. i'm being pretty blunt here, i know, but it's true. i'm a chick and not afraid to admit to how girls are just as shallow as guys.

>>7803535

>tweet all her friends

is this what americans do

>>7803659
As a canadian, I assume so. We do that shit.

She's pretty /fa/ actually. Every Monday she wears an all black fit. Its p tight. I promise you her chin does not look that strange and that's simply the lighting

>>7803271
those fucking eyebrows. Jesus christ.

>>7803234
pleb couple

>>7803313
>I'm really weird looking and the girls that have liked me only did so because I was "ironically" ugly and thought they could impress their tumblr followers with goofy polaroids of me.

>>7803313
It's nice that you can admit that.
Feels good to drop all bullshit and talk truth.

>>7803250
a god

>>7803250
not a douche, obviously
you're not helping your case

>>7803323
yeah fair enough. On par with hitting on girls at the gym etc

>>7803509
do it
easy, obvious, and best of all, if she is like weirded out or whatever you know right away, no one will fault you for sitting down next to her or anything, it's not like you're raping her

>>7803271
god that top is so shitty

>>7803697

too bad she's ugly

>>7803523
is this your gf mifunedaddy?

>>7803523
i hope to god she failed her class after that

>>7803466
lol i was on my phone and the site was saying the captcha was not working repeated attempts and revision

>>7803841
straight out of fashion tumblr

>>7803290

Are you sure that's not a trap?

Does a cute chubby girlfriend count?

>>7803875
only if she has a nice ass

>>7803827
I don't actually know what happened to the girl who designed it.

>>7803824
we're dating

>>7803506

pretty qt asian gf. has nice boobs and butt too.

>>7803875
cringe

>>7803883
I am really fucking jelly goddamn.

>>7803877
From what I can see that ass is hella tight, plus shes a virgin.

>mfw I used to be a manwhore

>>7803874
i'd show u the noodz but im not gonna go that low,
virgin

>>7803893
y would u

>>7803892
Ehh shes a nice girl. Honestly looks aint all its about for me. I would prefer an average looking girl who can hold a conversation to some 10/10 bitch who is dumber than a chimpanzee that got dropped on its head.

>>7803204
yes and yes sir!
>otherwise she would' not be my gf

>>7803841
Are you Finnish?

>>7803907
>ugly fuccgirl detected

>>7803916
I wouldn't say I'm ugly but I wouldn't say I'm amazing looking...
Yes it is a shitty picture but I had classes all day and only just started to relax.

>>7803907
go for an intelligent and hot girl then ya pleb

>>7803927
are you a fuccgirl? learn2read i was refering to your gf

>>7803928
Yeah but those ones are always nuts. I don't like the crazy ones. Been there done that bro.

>>7803919
Na m8

>>7803936
My bad... I need to find my glasses

>>7803939
you obviously haven't if you're settling for average.

>>7803963
Jesus are you lot only interested in how a girl looks?

>>7803976
Basically, but it's not like we settle for good looks while dumb a brick. Most people with self-esteem look for both, my man. Lowering standards is not an option in the real world, if you intend to maintain confidence.

>>7803927
you aren't ugly by a long stretch, probably better looking than most of your friends


yes
no but she wears all black and has depression
at least since meeting me shes happier

She used to be twee, but then she gained 25 lbs and I dumped her. She's been working out, and has dropped 12 so far, so the sex has started again. I told her I'd buy her some clothes once she hit her goal.

>>7804161
I wish I could be an asshole so openly.

>>7804187
That's not being an asshole, he's making her life better. She needs to understand how important looks are, and that she shouldn't wast them by being fat.
>>7804161
Good on you anon.

>>7803927
You're probably fishing for compliments.
So have one, you're pretty anon. I wish I had your face. (not literally, that would probably lead to an identity crisis of epic proportions)

>>7804187
How is that being an asshole? When you're 5'2" and you gain 25 pounds that's a pretty big health and professional issue, at the very least.

>>7804220
he is just upset tumblr-feminazi fag ignore him

>>7803204
she's cute, and she does some modeling

>pic related, me and her

>>7804210
>>7804086
Ahhh that self esteem boost, cheers anons

>>7803880
hey you used that picture to imply she's 'does alright'..

stop with the bs

>>7804262
every frumpy jewess who watches grey's anatomy has 'done some modeling'

i've left shitstains in my boxers that have had more stylistic merit than those distressed jeans shes wearing on her fat ass

you look like you're trying really hard to be happy with her but you're too distracted by that voice in your head urging you to suffocate her with one of those disgusting sofa cushions

that said, i'm terribly, terribly alone so good on you anon

>>7804262
modeling 4 wat
fat

>>7804262
You look like Edward Cullen, she looks like Lorde.

>>7803207
BUT UR SO CUTE

>>7804283
Holy shit i've never seen /fa/ summed up so perfectly

>>7804262

done some modelling for what? biggest loser "before" shots?

>>7804262
you could do better, just sayin

>>7804288
>ruler of germany

i dont see how he wouldnt be desirable

>>7804298
Well shut your mouth buzz killington

>tfw qt 50s wannabe asian gf that is a cheesecake queen

>>7804311
post pic

>>7803204
she top qt

tumblr as fuck tho

>>7804283
wow
>>7804284
shitty stuff like wedding dresses but once she worked for luisa via roma in florence

>>7804326
>top qt

nah, maybe a 6/7 on a good day

>>7804294
sieg done it again

>>7804329
she is a 10 in my eyes anon :3

>>7804344
good for you, if you're happy than that's what matters

>>7804344
She looks like a hook nosed jew, boyo.
I'm not above sticking it to a jew...but I've yet to meet one dumb enough to fuck me.

>>7804351
a+ sieg post

ya

she has a personal fashion blog, so i guess

>>7804360
>she has a personal fashion blog

that doesn't mean shit though

>>7804360
tbh im less inclined to believe shes fashionable because she has an "fashion webl og'

feel free 2 prove me rong tho

Used to.

WAAAAH ;-;

>>7803204
she doesn't care that much about fashion but she's somewhat vain

>>7804367
what does she have to be vain about

>>7804371
isn't it the right word in english for someone who cares about his/her own personal appearance? I'm not that fluent sry

>>7803388
I find this defensive reaction hilarious considering the preceding conversation was
>how do I hit on girl
>ask her for notes

>>7804371
It seems people with the least going for them are the most vain

>>7804372
He's insulting your girlfriend.

tfw i always pull at parties but get no pussy on the regular. im 19 and have never had a official girlfriend

its not like im too beta to talk to them w/o booze. im pretty decent in conversation but for some reason the girls i meet in class rarely seem interested

whats wrong with me fa

>>7804380
a 4chan user is insulting my girlfriend? now I'm mad

Last girl I was seeing was fashionable but not in a /fa/ way. More hipster/tumblr style. She was a psychotic bitch, but it seems that most of them are.
Girl before was /fa/ as fuck and went out for 5 years, got boring, broke up.
Wheres my qt3.14 forever gf?

>>7804386

idk most people have casual sex at parties while intoxicated and rarely outside of that. there are obviously exceptions but yeah

ATTN:
I am drunk beyond reason, but this cool 10/10 just started texting me and I know some people need inspiration - so here you go.

>>7804411
>Fuck unitl the sun comes up

lmao u autist

>>7804411
and i've never done coke before
>mfw

the girl i was slaying said i had a superiority complex but she doesnt know shit

>>7804411
>>7804419
lmao i knew it was you, mario

>>7804400
Ok so I never get any Pussay Play and I got a question for you /fa/

Do you just always happen to have condoms on you or do you just raw dawg each girl? Like you hook up with a random grill. Then what? Do you both go late-night shopping for condoms?

>>7804415
stfu you goddamn gaylord
only gaylord i see is you doing gaystuff constantly
i reported you to moot but he didnt even have his gay filter off so of course he didnt see your post. stupid ass bitch you are going to hell

>>7804411
cringe

>>7804420
hah

>>7804423

i don't get to party and hook up often

the few times it's happened i had condoms though

i've never rawdogged and i don't think i will until i meet a girl with an IUD or something

>>7804423
u have to have condoms on u

ive been burned a couple times cuz of that

>>7804423
Where I live every girl is on birth control. In the rare cases they're not, they usually have condoms with them.

>>7804428
what in gods holy name is "cringe" about that other than the fact that you have to fiuck australian homos yoru whole life while i am a champ and fuck 10/10 american cool girls and have options on who i choose per night.
only girl you get to fuck is the hot choice on whatever 4chan board has hentai you gay lord.

ps im only joking.
but im also serious

>>7804445
it's just so corny
like
you're obviously doing something right because she seems into it but personally i would never bring myself to that level
it's like high school shit

but if that's what gets you easy one night stands with 10/10s then whatever floats your boat dude

>>7804411
So what did she say back anyway?

>>7804449
i see where youre coming from, but given just the four lines displayed what would you have changed?
the young god (me) is blue, while the girl is white.

this is not an attempt to mock you. i am legitimatly curious and deeply awate your response

>>7804452
"it is"

>>7804457
>what does one do at 4am anyhow?
>sleep? i dont know, why are you asking me? how did you even get my number. log off cunt

>>7803386
eyebrows is a dude

>>7804462
but you see, my good friend, we were already talking - you have joined in the middle of a conversation.

if she doesnt text me back soon, however, i will be saying that exact statement, word for word, and i will be honored to post it here in all its drunken glory

>>7804466
i was just joking man the reality is i wouldnt be texting a girl at 4am in the morning because im an antisocial cunt so kudos for you for being able to do it

>>7804423
Put one in your wallet mate. If you take a bag places have some in there or something.

>>7804466
Don't drunkenly be a cunt to her, she might have fallen asleep, then you'll feel like a real dickhead when she wakes up and messages you.

>>7804478

it's said that condoms kept in wallets lose their strength/durability over time

>>7804484
Then change it every month? I dunno. I've been lucky and have been using mine.

>>7804422
how about you clothes your goddamn mouth

PS notice how i said clothes instead of close?
That is keeping it /fa/ relatated
>mfw

>>7804423
Ill either run down to 7-11 with them to pick up condoms, or just get my dick sucked. Every girl Ive been with fell in love with my dick so fucking is always inevitable even if its postponed.

>>7804441
>implying pregnancy is the only thing you need to worry about

>>7804509
#YOLO

No I never talk to girls or go outside aside from work

>>7804411
I am glad you are still posting. Your posts are really influential.

>>7803204

She's a tumblrcore goth.

not /fa/ but definitely attractive.

>>7804362
www.cityofskirts.com

>tfw find tumblr girls cute
>tfw not progressive/oppose feminazis

my gf is a pleb who wears bell bottom pants

i am breaking up with her tho

i used to have a qt effay gf, but no longer ;(

>>7804420
tried to put on slowdive when we were about to fuck but she said it was disconcerting

>>7804423
just carry condoms with u

i once had a thing with a grill where she said she was on birth control. we fucked raw about half a dozen times

then i realized she was crazy and i broke up with her. then she told me she was pregnant, faked a bunch of evidence for it, told my mom, etc (also refused to do a pregnancy test for me).

now she's trying to extort money for an abortion. truly one of the most stressful moments of my life. not worth the bareback sex

male anons in this thread, how often do you strike a conversation with a random qt with the desire to eventually hu with her? Per week, per month?

>>7803393
>>7803421
>>7803425
>>7803431
>>7803457
yeah it was quite the experience despite all my friends and all the ones she lost knowing she was full of shit. now my friend is in love with her and its pathetic because of the situation in which they came together was pretty much the both of them fucking my reputation and pride.

>>7804704
Id say about once per month. Im not very smooth so i dont get far, but they start getting interested in me later then i just shut them down because i am a pleb

>>7804656
slowdive sucks tho i think she was concerned because you have the taste of a 16 year old girl

>>7804727
the fuck u on about m8

>>7804423
If you are going somewhere when you have a good chance, or even simply just a chance, of hooking up with someone, put one or two condoms in your pocket. There really is no reason not to because nobody will know, unless you actually end up needing them - in that case you'll be glad you had one.

Of course, you more than likely may hear the typical "do you always carry condoms on you", which is coming from the girl's insecurity - ignore it.
It is not worth a legitimate response. If you must say something, make a joke about it.

If you get stuck without a condom, the girl may have some. If she says "don't worry about it" and still wants you to fuck her without one, that is a red flag. Do not fuck a girl without a condom until you've fucked her a few times already.

"Let's hit up 711 real quick, I want to get something to eat real fast." works great, if you can manage that before you get to her place. Even is she is over your shoulder the whole time you are "shopping" grab condoms anyway. She'll say something - ignore it. You both know it's about to go down, it's just in a girl's nature to constantly remind you she "is not a slut."

>pic related

she's not into fashion as much as I am but she dresses nice. We're not dating anymore tho... put me through a really deep depression.

>>7806283
here's another... I really miss her /fa/...

>>7806283
>>7806292
ugly,fat,paki bitch.jpg

i have a qt gf

>>7804344
>>7804326

ummmm. i wonder why you cut out the birthday cake, maybe because this isn't ur girlfriend fucktard

>>7806292

listen to some lofty305

>>7806283
>>7806292
ugly fucking fat bitch

>>7806318
>>7806334

samefag autism

>>7806316
and why would we be able to tell by that birthday cake? We don't know his name anways. Retard

>>7803204

>>7806340
That wasn't samefagging, she really is nothing special.
I understand what it's like to fall in "love" with an average looking girl. it's called "oneitits" - the more you "love" her, the hotter she becomes in your mind.
Regardless of how hot she, or any girl, is or isn't, you WILL get over her in time, I promise.
And in the case of this particular girl, you will look back and not even find her hot anymore.
You may see her out at some point, and of course you'll feel awkward, as will she, but you won't see some hot girl. You may even smile at how normal you find her, and reflect on how far you've come since you were with her.

>>7806359
>>7806316
If it was my GF I would've taken out the name on the cake.
He may be lying about that being his girl (though she is certainly SOMEONES girl), but it would make sense to cut her name out if she were.
Even though it probably wouldn't actually do much good - if someone recognizes her, the name won't matter - but it could.

>>7803239

Yes, she is definitely cute. I dunno if /fa/ would find her sexy since she is black/hispanic and just wears typical tumblr girl/poor people shit, but she's p cool. She doesn't dress particularly bad or anything (she certainly knows how to present herself and works with what she has) but is just kind of bland as far as fashion is concerned. maybe I can train her but i dont really care that much.

she has huge fucking tits though, and i'm usually an ass man.

>>7803976
>rationalising your lack of success with any attractive girl this much

ishiggydiggydowopdowop

tfw people stare too much

im bored and frustrated /fa/ need attention

>>7804283

mines pretty qt + asian

>>7804316
>cheesecake queen
>50s wannabe

brah she's obviously enormous

>>7804484
yeah something about the heat degrading the rubber
anyway if you get laid often enough to carry condom in your wallet this shouldn't be a problem

HOLY SHIT I AM SO BORED AND STARVED OF ATTENTION
I
AM
GOING
2
TEXT
DRAKE
LYRICS
TO
EVERY
ATTRACTIVE
GURL
I
KNOOOOW

- if ur gurl got a tumblr, automatic un-/fa/
- if ur gurl listen to shitty ass folk, automatic un-/fa/
- if ur gurl wear patterned pants, automatic un-/fa/
- if ur gurl wear a bun, automatic un-/fa/

ya heard

>>7804411
damn

>>7804411
>loose track of time.
>loose track
>loose

>>7806822
She meant "America"

I don't care if she's /fa/ girls just have to be cute and quiet

>>7806604
>- if ur gurl wear patterned pants
do u even dries bro

>>7806834
thats not ur gf
thats some girl u kno irl who u thirst over from afar

>>7803883
the trifecta

>gf

is not having a gf because u dont want a girl to taint your cathodick /fa/?

or a boy to taint it, before u jokers start up

>>7807070
It's only /fa/ because your bum hole has probably tainted by your Mexican overlord.

>>7807138

ayite but what if i'm british

>>7806834
is she from edinbrugh?

perfect 10/10
beautiful face
skinny as hell
effay as fuck
smokes more weed than me
smart as a motherfucker
actually makes money
and incredible in bed.
I love my girlfriend

>>7807212
Ain't that sweet. I would hope the best for you anon but it looks like you already got it.

>suckerforcutepairings

>>7807212
Awh man, hope you are happy in this relationship! Best of luck.

you guys seem so cute.

>>7807212

what kind of nigga says to other dudes all that gay shit, your girlfriend is most likely using you for the cash and fucking other dudes on the side

nothing wrong with loving your girlfriend but that was certainly gay as hell whiteboy

>>7807212
bro did you say she makes money? its a keeper.

>>7806384

i aint even the guy who posted the pics of the girl lmao but you sound mad as hell buddy invest time into something else

>>7807246
I guess I am gay as fuck

>tfw no fashion killa gf

>>7807246
Not OP but fuck off nigger, go back to your plantation. It's not a nigger female you are talking about.

>>7807212
is that a shirt with cannabis on it
so lame wtf

>>7806834

what kind of people lie about their girlfriend on 4chan

come on lying about your picture is perfectly ok but this is just strange, you're anonymous aswell

>>7807212

so fuckin jelly man

>smokes more weed than me

got damn

w2c QT effay stoner gf who isn't repulsive and repulsively lazy?

>>7803204
>do you have a cute girlfriend?
No
>is she stylish or fashionable?
Yes, vacuously.

>>7807264

mad white boy

>>7807251
well I make way more money than her. and I pay for everything. but I make her buy drugs every once in a while. and cuz I pay bills n shit she pays when we go out. but im just lucky to have her. I really wouldnt mind if she didnt even work. she does the laundry and cooks and cleans and fucks my brains out

>>7803290
>white_people.png

>>7807262
Word to bigga boss i never heard of ya

>>7807257
it was meant to be encouraging.
he was crying about how much he misses her, and i was simply letting him know i've been there and he WILL get over it.

her looks are irrelevant, and if you've ever been in a relationship, and reflected on the past, you may have realized when you get strong feelings for a girl she seems so much hotter than she actually is.it isn't a diss or anything, it's just the truth.

>>7807246
>your girlfriend is most likely using you for the cash and fucking other dudes on the side
Yeah, but I came to that conclusion because she's way better looking than he is and apparently "smart", not because she makes money.

>>7807276
Look on the bright side - I'm white.

>>7807269
I went thru hell to get her, we're both lucky to have each other

>>7807283

nah dude, i was the guy who posted samefag as a joke

>>7807287

id rather be an ugly black dude than an ugly white dude

atleast if i was an ugly black dude i could give up all hope and go be a criminal and do drugs

you are living being white and ugly, there is no point to that

>>7807300

lol she is deffo bolting soon

>>7807281
>>7807300
>feels lucky to have her
won't have her for long

>>7807312

so true hehe

>>7807302
Why do you think I'm ugly. I havent posted shit, fuccboi.

>>7807300

>i went thru hell to get her

story? greentext it nigga, im intrigued

>>7807302
Also i dunno if you havent noticed but 99% of world's richest are ugly white guys. Niggers are too dumb to do that.

She dresses slutty yet cute

I love her

>>7807281
Do not interpret this as hating. Relationship advice is just something I feel obligated to give.
I do understand that she makes you happy, and you love you, but your post gives me a bad vibe. I am wondering if, perhaps, you have invested far too much in the relationship.
Typically the guys who talk about how much they love their girl have made the mistake of making their GF a big part of his life - a terrible mistake, because when it ends, which it will, you will be left with nothing.
You may say she means a lot to you, but maybe she means too much?

I don't believe a girl should be a huge part of a guys life. In fact, I believe ANY relationship, straight, gay, non-sexual, etc should simply be a PART of an otherwise fulfilling/productive life.

It's natural to miss someone you've spend lots of time with, but it shouldn't consume your life - and in easily can if you are not careful.

Wish I met her two years ago when I had a sense of humor. But, fuck it, she likes me and I like her.

>>7803204
Ye I got one. I think shes cute or I wouldn't be dating her. Not gonna post a pic doe because I don't need verification from you /fa/ggots.

Is she /fa/? Idk. She knows what is effay and comes from family money, but she doesn't really shop high end. Mostly GAP, LL Bean, brooks bros, American App, and weird online sites like Nasty Gal.

I did date a model once but she was fucking weird and a feminazi.

>>7807322
> roommate picks her up at her job back in september
> met her like first week of october love at first sight
> avoided her because of feelings until halloween
> halloween night roommate pisses her off and she dumps him
> follow after admit I have feelings says she feels the same way
> awesome connection with her our relationship is super effortless and honest
> closest to love ive ever felt
> starts a giant shitstorm with roommate
> told me he was going to drag me out of my room while I was sleeping and beat the shit out of me
> cold clocked him right there
> move out a couple weeks later roommate starting shit every day till I move out
I feel bad for stealing his girl and I know it makes her seem untrustworthy. but what we have is super honest and open and completely fluid and awesome. no complaints what so ever. this is the first time ive ever felt like a relationship of mine was a true partnership

>>7807338
>I don't believe a girl should be a huge part of a guys life.
Yes, your significant other shouldn't be a huge part of your life.

lol, I forgot /fa/ = Neverland for a moment there, thanks for reminding me.

It's obvious why he's falling so hard, that chick is out of his league. For their relationship to continue, he must continue to be head over heels. Do I think their relationship is sustainable? No. But it's not because he's too invested. That's just a symptom of why it's not sustainable. It's not sustainable because she's going to realize one day that she's been settling on many accounts.

>>7807338
I completely agree with you about two wholes sharing their lives rather than making your life 100% about the other person and its something weve talked about, this feels like a partnership.

>>7807375
she is honestly way more into me than I am into her. dont know how I can guarantee it but I know its true

>>7807212
everytime I talk about my relationship on 4chan everyone says its going to end. I think you guys just hate on happiness, everything ends and nothing ends well. this girl is perfect, I would stay with her for the rest of my life happily. shes just a good girl and weve got something good

I think we're on the same level in appearance

>>7807400
>>7807400
>this girl is perfect, I would stay with her for the rest of my life happily. shes just a good girl and weve got something good
I just barfed a little

one of me wearing that beanie

>>7807400
>everyone says its going to end
i think it stupid ppl bother saying this but you do realize they're pretty much always right, right?
99.9% of relationships before at least 1 party dies so it's a pretty safe bet

>>7807404
idk you're wearing a Hurley tee - i don't trust your standards

>>7807408
used to feel that way too. being a cynical asshole sucks doesnt it?

>>7807412
actually element had it for 5 years, I just wear it around the house

>>7804262
nice pussy

>>7807404
>tfw ur gfs chin is bigger than ur own

Jesus fucking christ this thread

STOP posting all your ugly fat tumblr whore gfs
this is /fa/ , not /soc/

if your girl isnt dressed in all black ann d or rick then dont post cause your shitting up this board you lame, no standard having fagits

>>7807416
i'm not a cynic, i'm a realist
get back to me around the 2 year mark

>>7807416
There is a big difference between being a cynical asshole and being realistic about relationships.
People change, sometimes surprisingly fast and the second you begin to think your partner is "perfect" is the second you have lost hope.
I don't even know why I am trying to convince you. It most likely makes me seem bitter, but I've been where you're at so I know how shocking it can be when it ends and you're left wondering what the hell happened to the "special, beautiful, perfect" girl you loved.

>>7807441
crimson chin

>>7807445
i bet you're the fuccboi who said something about dressing in all rick to get attention from girls in ann d

you don't know shit dude
mbd isn't even dressed in all black in that pic and she doesn't dress in all black most of the time

post ur gf
oh wait lol

>>7807450
yeah I feel the same way, time tells all.

>>7807463
ive lost one girl that I felt similarly about before, this isnt my first, and I understand being cautious. my caution won't stop me from saying how I feel though

>>7807374
u write like u post on /b/ on the reg.

>>7807499
lol got me

>>7807445
a cute female colleague saw me looking at ricks wedge/turbos in class and asked why id do that one of her fits too
lol

>>7807492

>effay as fuck

>>7807513
you're right she doesnt try very hard when shes mopping

>>7803234
~nxtlvl fuccboi alert~

>>7803697
qt
>>7803841
i hope you fuck her rough she looks pretentious as shit
>>7804262
nose
>>7804326
qt
>>7804367
qt but i have a soft spot for short haired girls so
>>7806283
nose
>>7806368
qt from what i can see
>>7806834
qt
>>7807212
smokes a lot of weed = gonna cheat on ya sorry bud

>>7803313
Lmao, actually the girls I have dated would be 0/10 by /fa/'s standards.
>7803756
Yep, being ugly sucks.

>>7804262
on a scale of ScarJo to Sarah Silverman, how Jewish is your gf?

>>7804283

lmao

>>7807212
you dress like an asshole :'(

>>7803271
guy face, 5/10 probably 4/10 in real life
>>7803697
5/10
>>7803841
p. cute 6/10 could be 7
>>7804262
hahahahahahaha looks like my friend's mom
>>7804326
5/10 maybe 6, nose/mouth weird, shoulders weird
>>7804367
4/10 clearly below average but very nice skin
>>7806283
4/10 ugly, nice eyebrows nice skin
>>7806464
3/10 nothing offensive but very ugly
>>7807212
4/10 looks like ellen page, not cute
>>7807342
5/10 looks like mackelmore, 4/10 if shes fat cus she looks fat
>>7807404
2/10 ugly

>>7807633
he's a /b/-browsing pleb with a pleb gf, hence the dress sense

>>7807642
this guy knows whats up

>>7807646

the girl he rated a 6/10 is honestly a 9
he must be surrounded by beautiful women constantly or his scale is schewed

>>7807636
this rings pretty trill

>>7807653
nah dude, you gotta realize that 5/10 means average, it's not bad. 6/10 is above average. 7/10 is clearly above average, 8/10 and above is reserved for undeniably beautiful women that reign above the rest. You gotta realize models with 1 in a million features are 9 or 10/10, you're telling me that girl is among those women? Nope.

>>7807653

somehow that seems doubtful

>>7804282
I dont think you understand what does alright means in aussie slang.

>>7804411

log off

>>7807668

most of the girls he rated "average" would theoretically be extremely common

but they really aren't

>>7806283

Lindsay?

>>7807704
Rating people on a numerical scale has always seemed dumb to me. In my opinion there is fuckable, and not fuckable.
There is also the category of "hottest girl i've fucked" which is what I strive to beat everttime

>>7806368
pls b in london

>>7807668
>that 5/10 means average
No it doesn't. 5/10 still isn't bad. But it doesn't mean average. That's not how the scale works. It's not a bell curve.

>>7807704
average means average level of attractiveness
not necessarily common
imagine if there were 3 very ugly women, 1 beautiful woman and 1 in-between.
instead of saying the 3 very ugly women are 5/10, the beautiful woman is 9, the in-between is 7/10, it makes more sense to say the very ugly women are below 2 or 3/10, the in between woman is 5-7/10 and the beautiful woman is above that

>>7807738
average would be 3 because most people are ugly

>>7807749
>average means average level of attractiveness
>not necessarily common
Lol. You have no idea what average or common means. The very, very small amount of beautiful people don't cancel out the overall ugliness and plainness of the general population. 5 =/= average. The girls you called average =/= average.

>imagine if there were 3 very ugly women, 1 beautiful woman and 1 in-between.
Imagine you're a dumbass. Oh, wait. That's not something you have to imagine.

In reality, not your imagination, there isn't 1 beautiful person for every 3 very ugly people. There's 10 very ugly people, 20 ugly people, 10 plain people, 5 attractive people, and 1 beautiful person.

I know your tumblr feed might lead to you believe that there are tons of beautiful people around, but there aren't. Go outside for a chance, and take a moment to focus on EVERYONE around you, not just the good looking people who catch your attention.

>>7807755
Exactly.

>>7807755
i even drew it for you

My ex was hot but not /fa/, she was like tumblr core, dyed black hair, nose ring, those weird eyebrows etc

>>7807342
looks like that girl from the office before she got old and fat

>>7807212
>weed
>effay

pick half

>>7806318
lmao she's actually underweight at 98 pounds and she's not paki you faggot.

>>7803252

Huh, the girl I'm after is in my philosophy class too. Philosophy major qties confirmed for patrician.

11/10 qt in one of my classes. Dresses immaculately, listens to patrician music, only problem is, I have not heard her say a single word the entire month and a half we've been in class together. Trying desperately to think of something cute, but not too forceful or direct to say to her, but I feel it would just come out really weird if I tried...