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> Be me
> Meet qt grill in my office building
> I notice that she is wearing a nice silk dress that complements her body well
> Start talking to her and hit it off
> She invites me to her place
> Her apartment is only on the 26th floor, and doesn't even have a view of the city
> This makes me feel better, because I would be devastated if her apartment was nicer than mine
> We have coffee and chat for a while
> Shit starts going down, and she rubs all over me
> I am wearing a very nice Navy Armani Blazer, with a white and blue striped Ralph Lauren undershirt and silk tie
> "Watch the clothes, I don't want them to get stains and wrinkled" I say
> "Sorry anon, why don't you just take them off?"
> I proceed to take off my clothes
> "Do you have any coat racks? I would prefer to not have my clothes folded and creased" I ask
> "Well, not really anon, but you could just drape it over a chair" she says
> She reaches over with the same hand she just wiped her mouth with and grabbed my jacket off of me
> "God damnit, now I am going to need to get these straight to the cleaners to get the coffee out!"
> "Maybe you should go, anon."

Fucking bitches have no respect for high quality, expensive clothes. Who in the hell would drape such clothing over a wooden chair? It isn't even leather OR a proper way to hold apparel.

>> No.7710356
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>>7710346
i know right, OP? Fuccing girls man.

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>>7710356
It's like their minds cannot comprehend that wood can attract a lot of dust and grease and can put a foul odor and slickness to any clothes placed against them!

I thought that since she was wearing a nice dress that she would know how to take care of them. I guess not.

She didn't even have any originality in her apartment. The paintings were cheap, independent ugly pieces of shit, and the rug in her living room was obviously only a Chinese fabricated copy of an 1800 model Victorian. Plus I am fairly sure I got a smudge on the Oliver Peoples sunglasses from the humidity and staleness of her gross place. Not a single candle anywhere. I mean what the fuck, I thought women were supposed to be classy and clean?

>> No.7710382

You're not as eloquent as Bret Easton Ellis and never will be you public school swine.

>> No.7710390

>>7710371
Are you for real dude? You might actually be autistic.

>> No.7710395

>>7710382
>>7710390
She even dared to say that the Obey brand was trashy looking.

>> No.7710396

>>7710371
>Patrick Bateman

>> No.7710397

Post a pic of the stain

>> No.7710414

>>7710397
I had to immediately take my coat to the cleaners out of fear that the stain would become permanent and I would have to buy a new jacket, and rearrange and buy all new outfits to match the new addition. I still might have to if the cleaners can't thoroughly clean it.

>> No.7710428

>>7710414
Of course, what was I thinking

Who wouldn't do that

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>>7710371
>tfw im kind of like this
>tfw i wont go out with a grill unless she has amazing taste

>>7710395
w-well

>> No.7710430

>>7710346
> This makes me feel better, because I would be devastated if her apartment was nicer than mine

Hello Patrick

>> No.7710436

>>7710423
Any girl comes up to me and doesn't seem to know what make up or high class fashion is, and I walk away. I would only expect an obsession of Justin Bieber and a craving for fattening foods to come from such types of women.
>>7710428
Duhhhh

>> No.7710471

>>7710436
post a picc of yourself

>> No.7710496
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>>7710471
People don't appreciate the beauty of a classic cell phone. It was revolutionary, and you truly are a homeless scum if you do not own one of modern technologies greatest early achievements. It's like owning a pyramid in Egypt.

>> No.7711719

Bateman core

>> No.7711770

>Armani
>Ralph Lauren
Wow way 2 buy shit brands