/fa/ - Fashion

swipe left, swipe left!!!

i really wanna get on there but i feel like a loser when i go on there and see my sisters hot friends

;_;

no because i don't have a fb/pics of me

I made one yesterday. I got like 25+ hits. Damn, this shit kicks the shit out of OKC.

for a second there it looked like she had the worlds thinnest neck

>+800 Existentialism

Yeah, it's a pretty good site. I would have fucked like 5 girls on there, but I started going out with my current gf like a week before I was supposed to meet up for the first one.

I like it much better than any other internet dating site since it's primarily focused on hooking up/fucking without wasting too much time on bullshit like your music taste and compatibility. Recommended if you've had no like(or been too beta) with OKC.

>>7682805
>I like it much better than any other internet dating site since it's primarily focused on hooking up/fucking without wasting too much time on bullshit like your music taste and compatibility. Recommended if you've had no like(or been too beta) with OKC.


The girls in my area are total prudes, putting up bible verses in the "about me" and posting pictures of them hugging other men (presumably their sap of a boyfriend) wearing shitty cheap dresses (probably their old prom picture). Yet they still swipe right at my half naked pictures.

I made out with one girl I met on tinder at her apartment. Two days later she said that we can't hang out anymore and that she suspects that I only want to hook up with her.

It might be the age range. I'm 21 and all of the girls are between 18-21.

It's called tinder, because it helps STIs spread like wildfire

>>7682823
wow i never knew there was a age limit to it. Im 24 so im too old for tinder right?

>>7682843
>STIs

>>7682858

No there's no age limit. I see 50 year old women on there too

>>7682854
Sexually transmitted infections. I don't think "STD" is correct anymore.

>>7682900
noob

>>7682907
yu mum

>>7681816
OP, pls b in Oslo

>>7683243
I'm not in Oslo, and neither is my super qt match.

Tfw windows phone

>>7681816
That whore looks like a dirty fucking Arab or some kind of Mexican. Why does /fa/ have such a shitty taste in women?

>>7683622
http://www.phonearena.com/news/Official-Tinder-app-coming-to-Windows-Phone-and-Rudy-Huyn-is-making-it_id51752

she read but didn't reply wat do

Isn't tinder only for gays?

>>7683699
Are you thinking about Grindr?

>>7683699
>>7683702
yea that's grindr

>>7683702
>>7683718
you forgot to say nohomo

ye
just fugged a redhead last night

>>7683635
send dick pic

>>7683724
this is /fa/

Does tinder only use your facebook pictures? What if my facebook is awful, can I just upload my own pics directly on my phone?

>>7683801
why not just upload a nice facebook picture

>>7683803

hes 2 scared 2 put half naked and fit pics on fb

>>7683801
You can make a facebook album that's only visible to you, and choose those pics on Tinder.

lyl

>>7682784
Same m8. It sucks.

>>7683944
she looks ugly af lol

>>7683944
why you blocked your face i want to imagine you two fucking :(

>tfw want to make tindr
>tfw no pics
>tfw feel like I look weird in pictures

Fuck I'm lonely guys

I used to use a GOAT opening line but I stopped talking to girls on there, you can have it:

You: Hi/Hey/Whatever you want, is your last name Jacobs?
Her: No (usually)
You: Oh, because I think you're a real cracker

they pretty much always reply to the question of whether their last name is Jacobs and it pretty much always gets at least a laugh or a pity laugh and the conversation can go from there

P.S. you pretty much have to be English

>>7683958

a chubby 6
lowerin ur standards when ur shitfaced is effay

>>7683971
It's cool we can be lonely together

>>7683971
i always thought i looked like shit in pics, made hot or not account and got like 10 matches with hot grills.

>>7683978
english? you mean american right?

>>7684150
well I am English and I know of Jacobs crackers, americans don't get it so I figured you don't have Jacobs crackers over there

>>7685425

Jesus..

>>7683944
holy shit AShleigh Crane???

wish i could make a tinder but no facebook

>tfw browsing tinder with ur mom in the room

>>7685425
yo she cud get it aight looool ha

bümp

Is that thing a thing in germany too? Never heard about it.

you HAVE to connect your fb to this thing if you get one? jesus christ that sounds like a nightmare.

>cruelty radtGAM

>>7688052
It is but pretty much like okc, it'll work in Berlin but just be awkward or find no matches in your little town. German hookup culture is just nonexistant.

>>7685436

After that picture i'm considering making today my last.

yea

>>7685436
she on dat RiFF RAFF talk id bang/10

>>7688166
same i would merk that beast with my cock u get me bredrin

>>7688155

that is one ugly ass layout bruh

>>7688172
hater
dont have time to change/dont care/whatever
posted to show matches

whats yours

>>7685436
>>7685425
damn the girl aint just fine she's nice

how does it work? if 2 like each other then its just meet up for sex or is tinder some fucking okcupid for android with people looking for relationship etc?

also kinda overweight and ugly 4/10 but stylish, would i have some fuk?

>>7688178
why are you such an obnoxious faggot?

>>7688213

>>7688209
It takes you first name and your pictures from facebook, pretty much no other info. Then people judge your looks, and if two people find each other hot then they get to chat and usually meet to hook up.

So good pictures might cover it up but usually if you're ugly you're ugly and that's the end of tinder.

guys guys, i need good opening line pls help ;_;

>>7688220
"im a lawyer/doctor/millionaire."

>>7688220
me spearchucker
u sex much
i want fuck u

>>7688218
bull

guys says yes to everyone
girls are superficial in other ways (clothing, mutual friends etc). unless youre actually hot/buff. in which case you woundt be on 4chan

>>7688218
can i use tinder if i dont have a fb account?

>>7688220
"Don't leave I have huge tits"

I used to say this on Omegle but you can have it now that I don't go on there anymore.
qts always laffed
dudes laughed too

she'll probably say "LOL. show me?" or s/t
then get on her case about "what kind of guy do you thin kI am wtf im 14 u r arrest"

no lie though, I've never had so much consistent success
jb booty err where

>>7688225
I think being an annoying troll on a fashion board has led you to overestimate how important clothes are to people in the real world.

Maybe it's boring to you, but I seem to connect the best with chicks when I just start chatting about music.

>>7688155
3.600 people think you're attractive?
i guess you're hot then...lol

>>7685436
Is Knice a name

>>7685425
dem shades make u look balla
come here girl let me holla

>>7688217
that's p mad but post a picture of how many matches you have (iirc it says at the top when you expand the match tab)

>>7685425
she forgot leg day

This bitch has me scared and confused what do

>>7689939
top lel

>>7689939
She's being playfull, a sign that fucking is a possibility. I suggest you talk about logistics like, " its crazy but ur like one block, mile (whatver the fuck) away from me"

Feel her out on where she lives so you can get the fuck. These girls are hot and most ready to fuck, you waste too muh time and you're fucked.

>>7688155
that is one tasteless homescreen

>>7689939
>R u a grill or guy cuz u shuldnt hve a bner lke me.

>>7689985
well i already replied with "i'm not qualified for that sadly" ill reply with "whats your number so i can book an appointment" after her reply

Do you guys just like everyone you come across to increase the chances of someone else liking you back?

How big is the area you're looking in miles or kilometers?

And will my chances of a match increase if I look at a small distance from me?

What ages do you look for? Your age or don't you care at all?

>pls respond

>>7690198
I don't do the like everyone thing.
Max area and age range. I'm up for grown women too.

>>7690198
sometimes I like someone but I'm so used to just swipe left that I swipe left a qt...

>>7690198
when u get thirsty

I saw this local girl on Tinder once

>>7683978
Tried this and she just said 'what?'

>>7683978
what if their last name is jacobs?

more screencaps! I need to live vicariously thru y'all.

>>7693967
chating up girls: by /fa/

>>7694239
ahahah that's fucking grand

>>7694239
>that last one
hahahahaha
I'm the one who recommended it too
you improved what I thought was perfect :')

>tfw no facebook so no tinder
>tfw have to use inferior blendr

>>7681816

>>7694630
that last bit is so sincere lmao
i would go gay4garms too

Nah, I have a girlfriend

>>7683625
you are a dick.

>>7694687
I need to change the subject, what should I change it to?

>>7683958
grow up nerd.

>>7683622
iktf, tfw missed out on 6tindr

>>7694239

So what do when the conversation ends and you want to start it up again?

>>7692246
damn, match?

Does anyone have good advice for taking pictures of yourself?

Matched with this qt gril a week ago and never bothered to message her

I checked out her tumblr, she seems pretty effay

>>7694777
ask her whats her twerk game like

>>7694630
the hell, dude will pay you 3 hunna? for like 7 minutes of your time? if he's clean thats like the easiest weeks pay ever.

>>7688052
>>7688140

>tfw german
>tfw youll never partake in any /fa/ or /mu/ meetup
>tfw craigslist a shit in ger
>tfw dating websites a shit in ger
>tfw out of all the grills you know there's only one you liked and she dumped you already

welp

>>7694798
Why

That's a terrible conversation starter

>>7694815
This but make it Dutch.

:^(

>>7694815
I picked 60% of my grills at lastfm.

inb4
>lastfm
>2014

>>7694816
That's the point

>>7694833

ay babe wna pick me up 2

http://www.lastfm.de/user/insejnqtp

Had a date with a girl who seemed like a real great gal. But surprise surprise she turned out 50 kilos bigger then on her photo's. Really don't feel like chatting up new girls now...

>>7694900

You need rules anon
>multiple people in all their pictures
nope
>facebook angle in cover picture
nope
>no full body shots
nope

>>7694815
Move to UK, it's better than home

>>7694916
She had a picture of her in a swimming pool, with whole body visible. So yeah i got that covered. Apparently that was an 2 year old photo or something.

>>7694913

I'll start University this year anyway so I can move to a bigger city

>>7694815
>america
>random people compliment you
>living in germany
>no one will ever do that

>>7694928

it does happen but the chance is astronomically low in comparison to other countries. about half the time I get a compliment it's either a gay guy or an average girl trying to hit on me, though. why is everyone so cold.. atleast I'll leave bavaria in no time so I figure that's a plus. where you at?

>>7694949
Dresden. And you?

>>7694927
Where? I can only recommend leaving, although some places in Germany aren't totally fucking tedious

>>7694952

That's weird. I'm from Würzburg area (small town), but I finna study in the east. Planning to go to Jena.

>>7694956

Uh.. I kinda love my country and I travel a lot anyways. I've pretty much seen every single continent at this point and the only places I'd rather be are Latin America and Canada to be honest.

>>7694996
Cool. One of my female friends studies inJena. Yeah Germany is pretty dope compared to most other countries but I'd rather be in Canada as well.

>>7695007

>Cool. One of my female friends studies inJena.

Damn, what's going on today? Coincidentally, there's only one single person I know that studies there and it's a qt I used to go to school with..

>>7695018
Dunno lol. She studies medicine. Made her abi with 1.0 and wanted to go to dresden but they rejected her.

>>7695038

The girl I know studies medicine, too... Her name Selina by any chance?

>>7694752
Just ask a coy question about what Tinder is like from a girls perspective.

hold me /fa/

>>7689548
is that supposed to be sarcasm

>>7688217
3,626 as of this morning

im way too lazy to message people on there.i just like complaining about being single :p (jk i hate being single.. im just a bitch)

>get hundreds of matches in suburbia

>go to city and tinder runs out of people to look for

Full of losers like this

Not even a good ego boost anymore

>>7695073
Nope, Josephine.

>>7694673
godf damn i hate boring bitches like this

like i've been coming up with my own pickup lines and all they got to respond with is "haha"

fuck u bish

>>7694239
i chortled

>>7690296
yo one time i checked men just to see if there are any qt andro twinks on tinder and then for like the next three months it woULD NOT STOP SHOWING ME GUYS

it was fucking awful

>oh hey i wonder if i have any matches or if there are any new qt gril-

>oh jk it's just a bunch of older black dudes and flamboyant faggots

>>7695169
>ah i see you've got exceptional taste
now u know how fag u look /m/u

>>7694949
Even between friends compliments are not that common, I usually get some from mine whenever I'm wearing something new and I try to be more positive but some people are weirded out when you compliment them. I'm a rather cold and reserved person but even for me there is too little warmth here.

>tfw German culture is nearly dead
>government trying hard to turn this into bourgeois paradise disguising itself as a"social market economy"
>general political shift towards the right
These are truly dark times.

>>7695188
fuck all of them are either:
- i love your eyes
- are you persian/arab?
(these are the worst cause theyre usually racist/hate brown ppl)
- make a joke about shabba
- tinder says I should....
(kill yourself if you ever send this)
- how are we going to tell our kids we met??
(also kill yourself)
- what does your name mean?

or i know them from real life (awkward) or we have 65 mutual friends (even worse)

>>7695202
i know this too well.
the only compliments i got this month were from anonymous strangers on the internet, german here aswell

>>7695207
so what would you prefer to hear
"hey how is ur day going?? :)"

?

>>7695207
aren't ye a special snowflake

>>7695202
I find German culture endlessly fascinating and it's such a shame it's nearing death.

>>7695207
ay dam bb show me dem buns gurl u got da buble butt ?? holla @ ur boy if u wanna get scrapy

>>7695207
Show a fucking picture u whore. And i am confused are you homo or a grill?

>>7695202

>German culture is nearly dead
>I find German culture endlessly fascinating and it's such a shame it's nearing death.

really disagree with you there. some of my favorite authors are contemporaries, Germany's electronic music scene is literally flourishing like no other out there. It's just a lot harder to find gems nowadays because of the 'flood of mediocrity' that you rarely ever find good shit.

>government trying hard to turn this into bourgeois paradise disguising itself as a"social market economy"

I was really big into politics but all it ended up doing is make me depressed. Rather be apolitical then put up with this shit.

>general political shift towards the right

I agree, it's just sad to be honest.

>>7695202
German culture is nearly dead because of multiculturalism being pushed by the fucking ZOG machine. When I traveled to Germany, I was disgusted by the number of Ethiopians, Somalians, and Turks residing in the Fatherland. You should travel to Eastern Europe because there is a small amount of ethnic minorities, so you won't seem out of place for being white. In fact, in Eastern Europe, there is little threat of multiculturalism.

In all, though, Europe is slowly decaying.

>>7695223
thats kind of hilarious but would only work if it was obv you were jk/youre hot

>>7695216
yes. just 'hey hows it going?' is fine if you are attractive.
any what race are you/i love your eyes bs has been done too many times already
esp if you straight up start talking in persian. man im really starting to get annoyed by ppl who think im middle eastern and stop talking ot me when they find out im not. esp iranians omfg

if you are not attractive be funny/have a good job (and put your job in your headline)

>>7695218
lol

>>7695228
fuck you
instagram.com/sabaa_s

>>7695273
>instagram.com/sabaa_s
cute eyes
are u persian?

>>7695273
>instagram.com/sabaa_s
>not white
fucking groce. did u come from Turdstan??

>>7695273
>too poor to afford a decent camera
>kinda looks like an trap
Yeah i can see the stupid masses liking you, everybody with taste will treat you like the generic slut that you are.

>>7695289
stay the fuck away from me please and thanks
enjoy your white women

>>7695264

I am literally lmaoing at your life right now. I grew up in a small German city with more than 50% turks, arabs, niggers, russians and a whole shit ton of other minorities and I never encountered any problems, most of them have a decent job, pay taxes and help carry a grandmas bag. You're just a delusional /pol/ faggot that needs to kill himself asap. If you really think multiculturalism is killing Europe then why the fuck was Spain flourishing culturally when the Arabs invaded it? Smh.

>>7695264

>nongerman offering his deep racist insight about german culture

>>/pol/
>>/b/
>>/out/

>>7695297
>iphone
yeah im so poor boohoo

the ones with taste like me too fyi. so hard to pick and choose. i feel sorry for myself sometimes but then i remember ppl like you have no one who likes them

>>7695264
gtfo this isnt stormfront

>>7695303
why do you trip

>>7695310
cause i have no life/brain

>>7695241
I'm the guy who said German's culture is nearing death. First of, please recommend me some German contemporary authors, I dont know an awful lot about that to be honest. Electronic music is alive but
But what I was trying to get at more was the general cultural emptiness of day to day life. I get the feeling that many people here disdain art, only think about themselves(even though many have conned themselves into thinking otherwise) and are willfully ignorant of what is going on in the world. Try talking to people making abitur this or next year, fucking horrifying, even the ones with good grades. I remember half of my philosophy class in school being too dumb to understand the simplest concepts, friends are telling me about people who openly sympathize with Nazis in school, arguing that they were just following orders. Fucking revisionist bullshit acting like the Nazi's were the victims but it's starting to pop up more and more. Lot's of casual racism, sexism too, there is one black guy who is called nigger frequently obviously under the guise of irony.
Agree with you on politics, I still deal with it, maybe that's why Im so bitter. Maybe I'm just deluded and have way too high expectations of people offered every luxury in the world, maybe it's as terrible everywhere else, I don't know. Where are you from in Germany?


>>7695264
I want /pol/ to leave.

>>7694815
>>7694831
I'm Czech, three way hug? ;_;

>>7694815
>tfw youll never partake in any /fa/ or /mu/ meetup

/fa/ meetups don't actually happen

i'm american and there was a meetup thread for my city and there were like ten different people living near me but so far i've only contacted one dude

>>7695316
well if your hot(7/10 btw) then how comes your on 4chan. how many friends do you have.

>>7695319
i'm from south germany and can ensure you it gets better. those things you described are all just signs of being really immature, people change at the age of maybe 18-22 many people become way more insightful.

>>7695337
im not that hot (slightly above avg)

hmm mostly just trying to focus on school. most of my "friends"/people who text me, msg me ask me to hangout are guys (who want to sleep/date me)
i used to have a lot of gfs but man..i either didnt have time to keep hanging out (they all study psych/english/bs degrees) or i generally started turning into a selfish jerk. last year in particular i became so neurotic/bitchy. i need to become a more positive person. i have an awful personality.
i have 2-3 close friends. maybe 5-10 ok friends (that i hang out with once every 1-2months). a lot of acquaintances (who i say i'll hang out with but never makethe time for 70% guys). unlimited new people to date but i really just dont have the energy anymore. it never lasts/seems to be worth it

>>7695360
Aren't you confirming what i said in this post: >>7695297

>>7695337
she had plastic surgery dude, plus nothing can fix underlying mental problems which every single female that trips here has.
What she really needed in the first place was skin bleaching.

>>7695360
what do you study that takes all your time

>>7695366
are fucking reatrded
do me a favor and fuck off and die
im a virgin not a "slut"
either way i have options. have fun with your hand for the rest of your life

>>7695360
>im not that hot
i'm gonna sound like a virgin who;s trying to white knight but i think you're a 7.5 in my books

polite sage

>>7695128
apperantly i am so far removed from society that i find you unattractive.

you reprsent hundreds of years of oppression, yet are void of any substance

vapid shallow whore

also if you have 3600 matches then it means you LIKED 3600 profiles in one day.... can't msg out of the blue on there

>>7695368
accounting.
i dont even study half the time when i should be
really bad time management/procrastination

>>7695372
>in one day
ive had that app for months
usually only swipe when im commuting/in class/bored

>>7695370
thanks :)

>>7695295
you're not hot enough to be a gold digger
why don't you just charge men to have sex with you?

blah, was and still is LEAGUES more attractive than you are. you live in the same city...you can't compete especially since you don't give sex in exchange for all your money demanding ways

>>7695374
I'm pretty much the same with college
>>7695372
I'm pretty sure all girls are like this, its just you don't have grills on 4chan that are average or hotter lol

>>7695374
>accounting
Are you going to be a CPA? That sounds like such a droll existence.

>>7695369
Haha so mad. Touching a nerve there?

>>7695386
yes. no amount of adderall makes my days worth living
well hopefully i'll be able to do something else after i get my CPA..maybe a finance position/start a business. i love corporate tax/tax legislation though.

>>7695376
you swiped north of 4000 profiles in the span of a few months thats a bit excessive

don't you have any hobbies?

>>7695413
im not going to do the math for you.
i got it in the summer. even if i were to use it 10min a day it wouldnt be excessive

>>7695418
im going to estimate that 3/10 gus swiped yes to you

3600 matches overnight

not counting last night ....

you're probably swiping a few thousand people a day, since december 28 2013- now

and if all the guys are instantly attracted to you, why do you have such a large presence in the online dating world? i remember you making a few threads about your okcupid bitching

also if you really REALLY were attractive do you really have to TELL us how attractive you are?

im pretty sure curlgurl has never tried to convince the 4chan masses that she was attractive

people just started calling her beautiful out of the blue and scared her off

>>7695437
people who find you attractive=no one (online or irl)

go away eat some ice cream or dog food or whatever it is you do

>>7695450
I think Sieg is attractive. In fact, I want to slap him in the face with my cock. With his puffy cheeks, the fat displacement after cock impact would make a pretty effect.

>>7695450
So insecure.... God i almost pity you if you weren't such a bitch.

>>7695450
>>7695437
Are any of you going to go back on topic?

>>7695319
All my friends in dresden and berlin are antifa and and are active in the left scene. No nazis here.

>>7695450
remind me where i claimed i were... also im not fishing for a woman to trick into supporting me financially nor do i base my self worth on what others think of me

so i guess my looks or (lack thereof) don't matter...

im just pointing out that you throw out this facade as if hundreds of thousands of men are chasing you with no effort on your part

but thats not true, everything you do be it looking at hundreds of thousands of facebook profiles in a hookup app, or messaging hundreds of teenage boys on dating websites

you put alot of effort into this ego boost
also i belive that being a virgin into your 20's sets you up for failure, you're already showing signs of aversion towards the act, you're just a mal adjusted being

>>7695457
>insulting sieg makes you insecure
I love sieg too but god damn y'all myso af

>>7695474
lol one of my friends almost got beat up by Antifa because his metal band had a german name
Dense motherfuckers those are

>>7695475
your opinion=trash
keep it to yourself

do you even have a job? why the fuck are you always on here

>>7695540
don't you have 3600 people to ask personal details about?

if my opinion is trash then why ask about me

>>7695570
rekt

>>7695540
I'm asking sincerely, why are you arguing? I think you're just arguing for the sake of it, you could live your life without wasting all this time insulting people

>>7695323

huggalicious

Yeah, but it worked about as well as expected so far.

No matches.

>>7695570
don't think anyone has ever asked for your opinion ever sieg

you kinda just throw it out there

>>7695605
That's what he does best, just show up uninvited.

Which is great, I always look forward to what his two-cents is on most things around here.

>>7695540
>pointing out things that dont have anything to do with the subject

ya wearing thin m8

>>7695319

Don't know if you're still here. Left to get a Döner and some Weed. I'm the guy you talked to earlier.

My favorite author of all time is Max Goldt. He writes what I'd consider avant column. Got famous writing satire for the Titanic Magazine (If you're German you should've heard about this one). My favorite of his works are Penisgeschichten aus dem Hotel Mama und Quitten für die Menschen zwischen Emden und Zittau, which I've both read liek three times. Just be wary, don't read them in public. I always get strange looks because I burst out laughing every thirty seconds.

>But what I was trying to get at more was the general cultural emptiness of day to day life.

Get different friends. I don't know why you think there has been a decay of some sort because I'm fairly sure it used to be a lot worse, but I get where you're coming from. It's horrible. I made my Abitur in the second best public school available and a good half of the students were drooling morons.

>Lot's of casual racism, sexism too, there is one black guy who is called nigger frequently obviously under the guise of irony.

Fucking hate that shit. I mean you don't have to be a spastic and get upset when someone makes a joke about jewish or black people, but calling a black person 'nigger' for fun is just awful /b/-tier behaviour.

>Where are you from in Germany?

I'm from a small city near Würzburg.

>>7695273
ew, fucking terrorist shitskin

how u even think youre hot is beyond me, fucking hate terrorist sandniggers eww

>>7695657

>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/

>>7695646
>max goldt
you're my nigga
"Junger mann, der sich eine Schallplatte gekauft hat" is my favourite
also check out robert gernhardt

>>7694833
How the hell does that work?

Its just a site to listen to music. Or did they also bolt a social network on top?

>>7695712

>there's another max fan out there

I love you, anon. Will check out. I went to one of his lectures once and asked him if he thought my hairstyle was cute (that was years ago and literally no one was wearing hitler youth at that time). He signed my book. Best lecture of my life. I even wrote a poetry short in the vein of 'Deine Reime sind Schweine'.

>>7695540
Why do you trip? You're a pretentious asswipe pretending to be something special, when you have nothing to brah about. Jump off yor high horse dipshit.

>>7695744
I love you too!
I never met him, but Harry Rowohlt, you might know this guy aswell. Really happy about my signed copy of pooh's corner.
he also made a really bad joke when i told him my name, but his voice and humour is just awesome

>>7695775

of course I do. my grandma still watches Lindenstraße every time. love the pooh by the way. children's books in general. my ex-gf made an audio book of Das Sams (pretty much my fav. if I Had to choose), spoke the entire fucking thing, recorded and edited it. If you have a rym/lfm/reddot account then just add me, I'd love to stay in contact (inb4 fag)

http://flavors.me/qtp

>live in Malmö, Sweden
>really close to Copenhagen, Denmark
>95% of girls are Danish

It's proper shit m8s

>>7695646
>>7695474
>tfw I got weed but no döner
Oh, my friends are mostly great and many of them are antifa or otherwise leftist, so no problems with them, I'm fairly happy actually, but some stuff just really pisses me off.
>and a good half of the students were drooling morons.
That's what I meant, it's nearly the same at uni, the standard is just a bit higher and people overall are more constructive but shit, I heard some conversations here that make me doubt everything.


I read a little bit of Goldt by the way, he's fun. Might look into him more once I'm done with my current stack of books.

>>7695789
bookmarked.
was about to post my number because i have to go now, haha.
will write you!

>>7695789
I am dutch so i can't really read german literature but i really liked bluebeard (or something, it was about a blue bear i think and he was a pirate), anybody know it?

>>7695801

you can have mine. been having pains, prolly my appendix so I cant even really eat. took like one bite out of it. just dont feel like getting it removed, but thats a longer story

haven't had that good of a conversation on the chinz forever, thank everyone in this thread that I talked (no idea how many people). where exactly are you? been to amsterdam twice last year, might come back soon

>see this thread
>decide to check my tinder
>skip about 15 hambeasts and basic bitches
>next up is a girl in a joy division shirt
>oh boy
>interests include a bunch of awesome artists
>and four-pins
>four
>pins
>it's a match
>begin uncontrollably shaking and sweating bullets in the middle of class

h-here i go

>>7695829

just realised I forgot to quote the second post lql

>>7695810

where exactly are you? been to amsterdam twice last year, might come back soon. sadly I don't know what book youre talking about but I love pirates! might do some digging later

>>7695829
Oh, hope you'll feel better soon mate.

>>7695810
You mean Käptn Blaubär? That's by Moers, pretty fun German writer.

>>7695799
just go over the bridge

>>7695832

>joy division shirt

what the fuck is wrong about openly liking joy division? I have one, too. don't really wear it but still. a joy division shirt doesn't make you a bad person. I feel what you're saying, there's a million people wearing it with shit taste. but that doesn't make any kind of statement about the individual. actually one guy I used to go to school w/ got a Morrissey shirt for his birthday and I complimented him on it. he didnt even know who it was. smh

>>7695848
i didn't mean to imply there was anything wrong with joy division

i was just kinda excited to see something other than a blonde bitch in a north face

>>7695835
I'm in Groningen, student town. Pretty fun but much smaller than Amsterdam.

but no seriously guys it's like 25 minutes later and my arm is still shaking

what do i do

>>7695847
>implying I want to pick up danes

>>7695273
meh.

>>7695867

smoke a fat doob m8

>>7695851

took some painkillers, already feeling better. thanks :~)

and how the fuck did I not realise he was talking about Käptn Blaubär? I even saw the movie in the theatre, lql.

>>7695859

don sweat m8 we cool. I wish you best of luck with your qt. what bands she into? I'd honestly marry the first girl I found that likes Beefheart and Mobb Deep.

>>7695865

How far is that from Amster Centraal? By train? Ima visit u ;^)

>>7695314
>>7695303
>>7695273

lmao babe you need to calm down. you're kinda annoying, but you're definitely pretty. bwoyz just be hitting on you. remember kindergarden? if a boy liked a girl he would anger her as much as humanly possible. personally I think all those 'sangnigger' spouting /pol/tards regularily jerk it to ebony porn in secret but thats jus me.

>inb4 whiteknight

how can I be white knighting a woman and be a gigantic faggot at the same time? smh

>>7695915
>what bands she into?
a lot of electronic /mu/core like purity ring and baths and that kinda stuff

i'm not sure who beefheart is but it won't be impossible to find a girl that likes mobb deep

>>7695932

>i'm not sure who beefheart is but it won't be impossible to find a girl that likes mobb deep

I was kidding anyway. Don't really give a shit, my exgf had pretty good taste but that just led to her acting all superior about it-

you should definitely listen to Safe as Milk if you haven't heard the captain, though

>>7695915
Didn't even know there was a movie.

>Beefheart and Mobb Deep
Not even into beefheart but I like your taste, got into Mobb Deep a few months ago, if I wasn't so white I would consider getting one of those Supreme Hennesy jerseys.
How to console someone through chat? I'm pretty okay at it in real life but I don't know what to write when texting.

>get tindr
>come to a grill with a pic of her and a friend
>one is hot, the other isn't
>she has more pics
>OK i can clear this up pretty quick
>all pics are her and the same friend
>sweating_intensifies.png

Why is it that I'll look in the mirror and think, "That's a good picture!" but when I go to take the photo, it looks dreadul? Every damn time. Do my eyes really convince my brain that I look decent, but in reality it isn't the case?

>>7695986
iktf

>>7695990
yes
if you want to demonstrate this, do your best to take an attractive picture of yourself using a webcam or something, and then horizontally flip the picture

you'll look ugly as shit

at least, that happens to me

>Accidentally hit the heart instead of the information button on a pic with a hambeast and a qt3.14
>Get a match with the hambeast
>"Hey there, you're pretty sexy ;)"
>"Sorry, you were a mistake"

>>7696005
Fuck, then I must look like a goof to everyone.

>>7695876
think of the pastries
THE PASTRIES

>>7695972

If you like Mobb Deep make sure to check out:

Raekwon - Only Built 4 Cuban Lynx Niggaz
Masta Ace - Sittin' On Chrome
Big L - Everything he ever wrote and every beat he styled over. probably the best underground rapper period. Literally get chills every time I listen to him killing it on the '98 Freestyle
Gang Starr - Moment Of Truth
Ghostface Killah - Ironman (oldschool Wu shit) & Fishscale (album produced almost entirely by MF DOOM)
DJ Muggs ft. GZA - Grandmasters
GZA - Liquid Swords
Inspecktah Deck - Uncontrolled Substance
Big Daddy Kane - Long Live the Kane

some recent shit you most likely have missed:

Mr. Muthafuckin' exQuire - Kismet
Gorgeous Children - ICE
suicideyear - Japan
MADlean - Batteries Not Included
Freddie Gibbs & Madlib collab (think they made 2 or 3 EPs last year)

and, most importantly:

Prodigy of Mobb Deep relased Albert Einstein together with producer Alchemist last year. One of my favorite rap releases of '13 for sure. Mobb Deep also put out an EP last year which apparently no one listened to, but it's fantastic aswell.

Hope you like some of this shit. Prettymuch everything should be available on the /mu/ archive.

On the texting thing: You don't need any help. She won't even pay attention to your language at all. Just get it out there, other people aren't overthinking shit nearly as much as we do.

>>7695832
ill help u out bruh

>'Hey were you born in texas?'
>'no'
>'Cuz ur face looks all screwed up ;_)'

always gets d qts ;--D guarantee

>>7696017

>>7696027
Don't forget GFK's other perfect album, Supreme Clientele.

>>7696027
>/mu/ essentials
uh-oh

>>7696015
same

i only discovered this phenomenon when i bought a new laptop and i noticed i looked like a disfigured monster in ever picture

then i realized it was because it mirrored every picture after taking it

>>7696025
i don't get it

>>7696069
u no
slow & throw
chop & screw
u no
texas
purple
yes
screw
draped up
dripped out
purple

>>7696057

I recommended him albums similiar to Mobb Deep's first. Are you perhaps trying to have a laff? Why don't you step down and talk about your favorite hip hop albums with us, friendo, instead of hating like a lil bitch? I'm sure I know them and we have at least some shit in common :~)

>>7696048

Agree. I even liked 12 Reasons to Die.

>>7696082
Memphis is in Tennessee, anon.

>>7696057

none of the 2013 albums he posted were to be seen anywhere on /mu/ ever though

>>7696082
are we talking about remixing rap music or about lean

either way, what does either have to do with texas

>>7696087
both things come from the same place
lean and chop & screw come from houston

>>7696091
chop & screw isn't from memphis ya knoox
DJ Screw (aka the originator [guess why he was called that]) is from Houston, Texas
that's where chop & screw comes from
that's why it's called chopped & screwed
bcuz of DJ Screw
damn step up ur game senpai

>>7695915
>How far is that from Amster Centraal? By train? Ima visit u ;^)
Like the complete opposite of Netherlands, so 300 km give or take :P.

>>7696111
hamster central
chuckle

>>7696109
I meant sizzurp. Houston kids don't use codeine a whole lot anymore, it's more of a Memphrica thing now.

>>7696096
oh
i see
thanks for the protip but i doubt qt is gonna get the pickup line

>>7696119
sizzurp also comes from texas mane
created in houston

>>7695360
wow a straight answer from a tripfag
youve replaced ennui as my favourite trip <3

>>7696122
I know but I was

Actually, I forget what my argument even was. Sorry about that.

>>7696142
lol :~]]
it's ok memphis is cool too
im down for my crown manee

>>7696111

dam

guess im just gonna save money n walk then

>>7696146
Where are you people in all the normal threads? All I see is usually shitheads in the actual fashion threads, but the offtopics have great people in them.

>>7696163
off topic threads are where its at because it keeps away shitheads and tryhards like trunks and attracts the cool shitposters like sieg

>>7696175
I want to filter trunks, but he can be lulzy when he shitposts on mfa.

>>7696185
yeah no he's a goon but i wouldn't filter him

>he can be lulzy when he shitposts on mfa.
got any links or pics?
what's his name on reddit?

>>7696201
There was something going around where he dressed like a nazgul and posted the fit on there. Hopefully someone saved it, but I don't have it.

>>7696211
yeah i saw the pic where he was dressed n draped up in the woods

didn't know he put it on mfa tho that's funny

>>7694900
Yeah man, I feel ya. I'm a skinny guy and I want my girlfriend to be at least 10 pounds thinner than me (I weigh 123) and I'm a manlet @ 5''7 but hopefully I find that skinny qt3.14gf ya feelz? =P

>>7694831
ik ken die gevoel

>>7696219
Yeah, one of the people who replied posted a whole excerpt from the abstract of some runway show focusing around the same themes as his explanation of why it was such a great fit.

>>7696225
Same here brah, and i am not even that attracted to looks. But when a girl is 3 times my girth it's too much. 2 times is already too much. 1,5 times i can take because of the hips. The worst are the fat girls with no tits...

>tfw you have low standards but still only get rejections

>>7696224
B)

Join the fossil club today!

>>7696694
are you walking a fucking cat

>>7696786
Correct

>>7696786
if blacks walk their crabs why can't whites walk their cats
the prejudice in here gosh

>>7689985
autism

>>7696786
damn that sure is alpha

>tfw only horrible Facebook pics
How do you take an effay selfie? If that's possible.
I want to play Tindr too

>>7696986
>try to make good selfies
>2 hours later, give up and have someone take a pic of me
do it

>>7696986
This is literally my only barrier for getting into tindr

>>7696966
I agree.

>>7696694
I would take the "....." as room to keep talking.
It's hard to read people over text, but one thing I know is that "...." is meant to leave it open.

She doesn't want to say "lol" or anything. She wants to act like she isn't ok with that type of discussion, but not enough to ignore you.
She knows it's a joke, but she wants something a bit more serious. She wants to talk about herself for a bit.

If you're interested, why not send her one other text and see how it goes?

Life begins at conception and ends at natural death.

God bless.

>>7697020
The photos I have are all terrible, and there's nothing to put in the bio field that doesn't make me seem like a douche-nozzle.

And hey look! No matches.

>>7696986
Honestly, if it's not a professional photo with good lighting the only other thing you could possibly do is use a filter..

>>7697027
yo dude

so this girl likes me and we talk sometimes but like idk i feel like i am kind of boring and stuff
i must not be that bad since she still wants to hang and stuff but yeah

how do i act around girls kind of how i act around my friends? is it just not giving as many fucks?

also is the key to not being the "nice guy" just poking fun at her every so often?

I tinder pretty much every day, get hits every day, usually don't end up talking to the girls because I don't find them that attractive or I can tell they're going to be fucking boring, or they won't fucking answers me.

I've had a few good conversations in the past 4 months, a few dates, but nobody seems to be down for da murda in my area. I'd fuck a 6/10 without a second thought if she was bout that.

The worst part is, I'm in a long-distance relationship and I really just need a lay. SIGH

>>7697077
Some dude on my hockey team used this shit
Fucked some 17 year old
he went to her house and her mom was baking or some shit then he went and fucked the daughter
At least that's what he told me

>>7697071

Just treat her like a normal fucking person.

Don't worry about whether or not you're too nice.

Don't fake anything. Just be yourself. If she really does like you, then eventually you'll see an opportunity to make a move. Or better yet, if you know she likes you, then let her know you like her too.

Unless you're some autist who thinks that "girl being nice to me" = "she wants dick".

Just be honest. Treat her like a real person. And don't come to 4chan for relationship advice. Most 4channers are autistic/social awkward/sexist/underage/idiots anyways.

>>7697036
I have no experience with online dating, but I know people who have had lots of success with it.
Personally I feel weird about it, and prefer meeting girls IRL, but I also am sort of intimidated by it as well.

One thing I know is that you shouldn't be serious with the biography and other sections.
What you don't say will end up helping you much more than what you do say.
For example, on my FB profile I have it listed that I am CEO at a major company, and every time girls see it they comment about it.

I could post my real job, my real interests and all that, but why? If you are really well-off, with a big social circle you could flaunt that, if that is how you want to appear, but if you have nothing to flaunt, show as little as possible and leave it open to interpretation.

It goes hand in hand with
>>7697071
Because I'd say that a great piece of dating advice is to not take the girl so seriously.
That may seem obvious, but many guys fail badly at this. I've had girls tell me they like me because I don't take them so serious.
Making fun of her in a playful way is good. When she tells you her favorite band or movies, clown on her if she's a pleb.
But you aren't doing it to be mean. You aren't doing it in an aggressive way to prove her wrong. You are doing it to to be playful and let her know that you have you are comfortable with yourself, and her.

I can elaborate more but I have some errands to run. I may be back in an hour or so.

>>7697091
My issue lies in how bad of photos I take. My bio just kinda mentions being in the Nashville area.

I'm the dude who was talking about trying to take decent pictures but ending up looking goofy in all of them, and not in a positive way.

>>7697091
shit im gonna be gone until i come back for like 5 hours from now

yeah my problem is i am really inexperienced with girls and shit so yeah

but yeah just post some elaborated shit in this thread i guess and ill catch it tonight

dont like the new trip btw, even though i do like cool hand luke a lot

>>7697085
That's the kind of shit I need to be doing. I am bored out of my mind. Fucking 17 year old's is totally ok in my book, anyway. In my country too, ha ha ha.

>>7697119
A friend of mine gave me the tip to start the two question game. Like give two options and she has to pick one and then do the same to you. He said it soon turns sexual.

>>7697136
Examples? Will probably try it out tonight.

I'm guessing there aint no asian qt3.14s on dis shit just a bunch of wite wimmin.

>>7681816
sup you danish motherfucker Op.

Yeah I use it to get laid, it's like a deli for pussy

An attractive girl likes me for the first time in a while

ill probs fuck it up but whatever

>>7697152
There are azn qts on Tinder. Like me bb

>>7697152
>Implying this is a bad thing

>>7697091
how do you call a girl a pleb without using the word pleb?

like i was in this situation and was about to say pleb but i was like, fuck cant say that word, so i just moved on and could make fun of her

>>7697275
fuccgirl

>>7697281
i kind of want to see a girls reaction to calling her a pleb, since i bet she know what the historical term plebian means also

lol

>>7696934
i thought it was you, sean

:^)

i've swiped right for every single girl that is above a 5/10 (5 imo) and i haven't gotten a single like

you have to have a prof pic with


a)ur sik shredded cunt bod
b)decent looking face
c)all of the above

i am never going to make it.

>>7697539
I know this feel. I don't even think I look that bad, but pics don't like, I suppose.

>>7683622

>>7697539
show us your lead pic boi

>>7697540
Lie*, not like. Wow

>>7688224
top lel

If you don't have equipment and skill to take flattering photos yourself, you really have to find some dude to help you. A good camera does make a difference.

>>7697562

>>7697639
Dude, if you're not getting any hits with that, I should probably delete mine.

>>7697729
your sarcasm is appreciated

>>7695169
it's real

>>7697737
No, I mean really.

>>7696025
dude i bet you 90% of girls won't get that and will instead be offended.

>>7697788
they're supposed to be offended with that lol

>>7695169
which seem appealing and which don't

>>7697539

lol my prof pic doesn't even show my face

>>7695273

>dat insta
>no fit pics

y r u tripping on /fa/?

>>7694833
>>7695728
I'm curious as well. Do tell.

>>7695832

You look like an effeminate fuccboi.
Do you even testosterone?

>>7695273
>if you're attractive
>put job in your headline.
You are attractive but that means nothing as you are one of the most basic bitches I have had the displeasure of encountering.

>>7698452
its a really old pic but it shows off my facial structure deceivingly well

>tfw no skinny effay qt to do coke with

Fucked some girls off off tindr, but they weren't really my type and pretty sure they just drink.

>>7697639
yeah nah i like that pic
don't make it your first, though
make it your second or third

here's how you should do it:

first: a nice pic of your face
second: a pic of you with an attractive girl at a party or something, looking fun
third: a pic of you doing something you enjoy or doing something funny