/fa/ - Fashion

>tfw when I see people post about Prada Creepers, I get self conscious because I am a creep

>tfw I see people post dick ovens, I get self conscious because I have a friction burnt dick

>tfw people post their qt3.14s, I get emotional because no gf

>>7555667
>tfw when I see baldchan, I get self conscious because im receding

>>7555667
>>7555680
>>7555681
>>7555693
>>7555694

>LE FORCED MEME FACE

>>7555693
>tfw I see creepychan, I get anxious because I am creepy

>>7555699
whats creepychan

havent been here in a while

>>7555667
lexibelle qt game too strong

>>7555704
Creepychan is old, c. 2006. Girl who liked blood and creepy stuff, became a model. She is very /fa/ not that she ever posted here.

Also as long as we are posting le memes. *puts on [s4s] name*

>>7555699
Dubs, NICE!

Daily reminder that unchecked dubs are murder.

>>7555667
god damn i would do terrible things to her booty

>>7555704
she was on americas next top model

>>7555924
Yea she was runner up and then she came back on for the all star series or whatever the fuck it was and came runner up again lol :c

>tfw people post sadboys and i cry because i have depression

>tfw OP posts and i feel uncomfortable because i am homophobic

creepy chan is love

>tfw lexi belle
how do i get rid of that shit acne

>>7556928
does she have nudes online?

>>7556945
she's a top tier porn star.
now help with acne pls

>>7556945
Lol 2/10 troll post.

>>7555998
She used to browse /x/ and knew nothing of fashion before ANTM. That's the main reason she lost, because she never had prior training.

>>7556955
>top teir
>topkek

>>7556945
>trying to ruin my pure waifu

>>7556955
she was top tier when she was 18

>>7556968
She actually kind of is.
You should hear other porn stars talk about her-- girl has her shit together, isn't a drug addict, and brokers fairly decent deals for herself because she's competent.

>>7556955
try nofap
try coldshowers only
try eating rawfruitsandvegetables only or >75%
stop drinking soda, switch to sparkling water (i buy 12 cans for $3.50) or sparkling mineral water
water fast for 3 days
no fastfood
no breads
(not sure about gluten) still researching
use natural oils like coconut for skin moisturizer
wash face with apple cider vinegar
sleep more
run or exercise until you sweat out toxins
eat figs to have more regular bowl movements
look into dr sarno's theory on tension myositis syndrome if you have severe adult acne

>>7556984
Why would not fapping help?
Kind of curious.

>>7556984
instead of no fastfood
satiate your cravings by buying the least or smallest thing on the menu
buy off the kids menu, 4realz

>>7557000
That's for weight watching, dude's asking about skin.

>>7556996
gets you back to hormonal equilibrium

>>7557011
just saying quitting cold turkey may cause binges
binges will make worse breakouts than minimal fastfood

>>7557006
Oh okay, it's broscience.
Just like I thought.

Carry on.

>>7557006
fuck off thats broscience bullshit

>>7557030
there's plenty of science to back it up

you just appeal to pleb-science

>>7557000
>craving fast food
you are disgusting and should feel horrible

>>7557031
>>7557030
anti-broscience hivemind

>>7557048
cite source

>>7557048
are you also not allowed to have sex?

>>7557074
>implying you're not a virgin
/fa/ please

>>7557048
mayo clinic says little/no effect B^)

>>7557079
you keep doing what you do
tell me how that's going for you

>>7557042
Not that guy, but sometimes you just want a fucking burger, my nigga.
I will say that when I get said cravings I usually go buy some ground turkey and make it myself.
Exceptions being if I'm away from home all day or if it's just a drunk craving, then I just fucking submit to my Steak n' Shake overlords.

>>7557048
There's really not.
There's literally no biological reason masturbation should completely stop apart from the social aspect, but I'd posit there's a healthy amount of masturbation from a purely psychological standpoint.

>>7557098
im on Lymecycline as of a month ago
no acne but dry lips

>>7557098
oh and p.s. as a plus im imbalancing my hormones on the regular ;))))

>>7555697
TFW I see forced memes, and I relive my childhood trauma of Lee forcing himself on me.

>>7557126
>im imbalancing my hormones on the regular ;))))
Lexi approves.

>>7556984
already on both of top ones for a month. Maybe a little reduced acne. I will try other ones, thanks!

>>7557113
when i want a burger nigga i go out to get a burger.
i don't go get fast food.
i don't know where your head is at relating everything to fast food.

>>7557177
Whatchu even implyin, dog?
You go sit in a cafe, pay $12 and wait 30 minutes for a burger?

Naw, son.

>>7557217
enjoy your dollar menu

>>7556984
Not OP but I am 23 and I am plagued by acne. I haven't eaten fast food in 2 years, I only drink mineral water and coffee. I don't eat bread, only Soy Crackers. I wash my face using a Nivea Skin Cleaner for dailly use.

What's water fast?

>>7557455
there is a fine art to the fucking cheap ass burger
i want some 50+ pinay (none of this highschooler bullshit) to cook up a thin af patty and throw some of that good ole classic cheddar compound on it in a thin ass slice. then there better be a crisp ass bun that resembles space bread with one pump of ketchup and onions diced by a tyrell corp nexus 6 knockoff. then you bet bitch keep those GODDAMNED PICKLES ON IT I WANT IT.
when the cashier hands it to me in a to go bag (tray? what the fuck am i, retired?) she better clack her consonants so hard she basically insults my mother in tagalog. then i walk up, lovingly stroke her knuckles as she releases the golden brown bag and hands me an empty medium sized cup.
and goddamned it i want some MCCHICKEN SAWC with the KESHHIP for the fries. thank you ina, have a nice day, ina. see you tomorrow, ina.

>>7556984
those first two are bullshit (no-fap is broscience and opening/closing pores is a myth), but the rest is pretty spot on: I'd highly recommend washing your face with mild water and dabbing apple cider vinegar (specifically, Bragg's, since it is far more unprocessed than variants to be found in other supermarkets) and freshly-squeezed lemons, alternating on days, diluting it until it doesn't irritate skin (this combo is good for both acne removal and fading acne scarring, for those of us afflicted by it).

>>7557873
And also, Accutane. People here pretend that taking Accutane is as bad as ingesting radioactive material, but it is a HIGHLY regulated drug, and there is very careful blood work done not only to see if your eligible, but every month, to screen your vitals (liver, primarily) and see if they're still healthy; if they are, you get a new prescription; if they're not, they simply don't renew.

>>7557833
damn man
#itgetsbetter
are you at least attractive.

>>7557890
The bright side is that i am pretty skinny (58KG) and I don't know about being attractive, a couple of girls told me I look cute but my self esteem is as low as it gets.

>>7557884
i dont suggest accutane, but if you do it, make sure you follow directions to a T

drink lots of water, use lots of oil/lotion, take lense drops with you if you wear contacts....you'll ruin your eyes if you don't use plenty of drops … even if you dont wear contacts

>>7557833

www.acne.org look at his routine. worked for me. Made my skin at least 50% better in a month

>>7555667
>tfw maid tossed Acne jeans into the wash even though I had them hung up and now they look faded out and old
>tfw they're only 2 months old
Wow how the fuck were these supposed to "last me more than Levi's"