/fa/ - Fashion

>>7428615

>nobody finds me attractive

Just fucking kill me

>>7428615
When granny pinches your cheek, do you think she wants the dick?

how about you talk to girls your age?

>>7428628
>iktf

>>7428635

It's not like I come up to granny and start up a conversation, it's when I'm at work and I'm checking them out

>tfw cashier

i only seem to attract gays or non white girls

>>7428646

>non white girls

as in, black? or latina? asian?

>tfw you get the most compliments from your mom's friends

oh shit man, i was a vollunteer waitter at this church for 2 years when they held their fundraisers nd half the old bitches there were givin way 2 much contact nd winkin a lot

>>7428671

they wanted that yung dick namsayn?

>>7428685
yee thats what im sayin

>>7428685
No, please explain.

>black girls love me
>mixed race qts do not

It's a good thing. Old women are just more confident than younger girls, but they both have about the same taste.

Nobody winks at ugly people, OP.

>tfw qt azn girls love me

>>7428757

>tfw no qts will never notice you but every ratchet black chick will

>tfw getting asked out by fat and/or weird looking girls

it hurts my self esteem

>mfw currently fucking a 38 yr old MILF

best sex I've ever had

>>7428806
I bet that is ur face u fag nig

>>7428837
green laser loading in his mouth

>>7428806
whats wrong with this face

I get girls my age or like within 2 years younger, shits amazing (18)

>>7428775
i knew that feel at one point

but there are no azn qts where i live now :(((

>>7428643
that's the thing right there
no power or $$$ with the cashier appearance

sweet yung thangs ain't desperate b/c they still got their looks
why bang a lowly shopkeep when u could be a millionaire's mistress???

middle-age dames are thirsty as fuck b/c they're financially stable and either they just don't give a shit or they have a husband who won't care cause he has his own crisis going on

I'm a good looking guy but I'm really shy. Just starting to find my feet as it were.

Anyway, there's this woman I like....my Doctor. She's about 10 years older than me. I know she likes me but I don't know how I'd even ask her out. Now wedding ring or shit.

How do I ask out such a fine, intellectual specimen?

>tfw only real sexual relations I've had is with a woman 5 years older
>tfw she asked if I was a virgin

>>7428884
You'll have to find another GP before/once you ask her out, it's against doctor's ethics to be involved with a patient. Plan ahead and I'm sure she'd appreciate the mature gesture.

>>7428884
you sound retarded

>>7428884
Your doctor isn't interested in you. She is very nice and friendly to you because she has a halfway decent bedside manner. Don't fuck this up, anon.

>>7428932
Thanks for knowing better than me, anon.

>>7428884
>such a fine, intellectual specimen

>>7428884

>>7428977
I will wear my finest fedora.

>>7428615
lol that gif

>>7429083

MEIIIIIIIII

>>7429048

Why the fuck are you complaining about this?

Woman never come up to men and say you're cute, fuck me please.

That's our fucking job.

>gets called attractive
>is this a good thing or a bad thing
what do you think fuccboi?
>>>/adv/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/fit/

>>7429166

YEAH BUT BY OLDER WOMEN? I never get called attractive by my peers

>>7429183
why does it matter? even if you were attractive you are clearly too much of a pussy for it to matter.

>"Today somebody called me attractive. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? IS IT A GOOD THING??"
-you asking strangers on a japanese cartoon forum

ps-you never get called attractive by your peers because you have no peers nobody likes you kek

>implying this is a bad thing
goddamn

>>7428884
du let her examine ever inch of u?

>>7428884
Tell her you got an urgent problem with your dick and it needs resuscitation

Older women go crazy for me, young bitches call me pretty and cute which is a shit thing to be called cos they don't want a pretty boy they want a big nigga. Girl I was crushing on rejected me for a genuine 3/10 he wasn't even rich and was socially awkward as fuck, everyone made fun out of her because of it, hell of a blow to me.

>>7428646
iktfb
white girls have a princess complex, it sucks.

>>7429370
and you guys think you're entitled to pussy because you're "nice" and wear desert boots

>>7429379
prime bait

>>7428643
Younger womwn are just as intimidated of you as you are of them.

Old women don't care.

I've been a cashier for 10 years, its truly the easiest way to pick up women, but you have to slow play younger girls. Pick a regular thats friendly and get to know her slowly.

>>7429379
too right u are
>princess complex
le complex where they won't fuq wit me even tho I dress like my father/grandfather/shinobi/cosmonaut/fastfoodpacket/insect/windows98desktop

>>7429387
#rekt tho
#truthspoken

>>7429414
so tell me, what's the difference between white girls and nonwhite girls then?
This isn't a typical case of >angry virgin misogynist being mad he can't get any puss

>>7429427
there really isn't a difference

nobody wants to fucc with a bitch nigga like OP

>>7429387
the sad thing is it's not

This is what make /fa/ so great, the off topic discussion that belongs on /soc/. Good work.

>>7429427
>what's the difference between white girls and nonwhite girls
Because of the greater social status that whites enjoy compared to nonwhites in western culture, a white mate is a reproductively solid choice. Your children will be a little whiter (if you are black, it's going to take a few generations to make a difference, but you can either take the step or not; if you are latina you are actually white already and one generation of miscegenation with an Anglo man will be enough to get full privilege for your kids). The whiter you are the better, so white men become valuable mates to nonwhite women.

The reverse is also true. White women are, of course, highly desired (by white and nonwhite men). Given their sexual value, they can afford to be more picky. I'm sure there is an economic curve or something that explains this very concisely.

So why do white guys go for nonwhite mates, then? Why not? They are easier to get, they are potentially just as sexy as white women, and there is a long and honored tradition of white men "conquering" minority women. It's really a win-win situation for the man and the woman, here.

If you are really hellbent on getting a white woman, step up your fucking game, because they are more sought after than nonwhite women, and you have a lot more competition.

>>7429483
>Given their sexual value, they can afford to be more picky
Well there we go. It always boils down to women feeling entitled to a 10/10 when they are only a 6/10, just because they are white. Good show.

>>7429510
>It always boils down to women feeling entitled to a 10/10 when they are only a 6/10, just because they are white. Good show.

way to interpret that like the true /r9k/ fuccboi you are

protip: any hot girl is going to be pickier, not just white bitches.

Like why would she go for a nerd like you when she can pick from a sea of thirsty niggas?

this part makes me laugh so much
>feeling entitled to a 10/10 when they are only a 6/10
isn't that what you're doing right now?

>>7429483
Sometimes I think I'm the only sane person on 4chan.

>>7429525
>protip: any hot girl is going to be pickier, not just white bitches.
Thanks for getting it, Anon. White is considered attractive in western society, so it's a factor. Attraction is what determines your value, not just one factor of attraction.

>>7429483
White girls aren't very picky at all, stop making excuses for being shit with women.

>>7429530
it's not the ONLY factor fuccboi

you are just using spewing shit out of your ass in order to justify why white girls (or any color girls) don't give a fuck about you

you guys are so fucking pathetic it makes me cringe at the thought of you guys dressing in half-assed cookiecutter fits in order to get bitches

>does nothing interesting
>100gb feel pic collection
>japanese cartoon forums for 4 hours a day
>no cool hobbies/talents
>autistic
>"man I'm telling you, white girls are bitches! They all want a 10/10 guy, what's wrong with me and my desert boots? tfwnokarliemodelfugf =( "

>>7429525
>protip: any hot girl is going to be pickier, not just white bitches.
But white bitches are the pickiest. There is a problem with the way they are raised and treated in society, they expect perfect men even if they themselves are ugly. For this reason, a lot of white women end up alone because of their crazy expectations and inability to "settle". I know a few like this, it's maybe a little sad because I don't think it's entirely their failing as a person, but rather the expectations that society has given them.

>>7429547
>it's not the ONLY factor fuccboi
That's exactly what I am saying.

Idk, why you guys fuck with white girls anyway. Arab girls and mexican mixes are where it's at. I haven't had anything to do with a white girl since I was like 16.

Of course, I'll only have a child with another white girl so I'll have to have one eventually.

>>7429555
Get a decent job and wait till you are in your 30s. It's sad that their look fade by then though. Otherwise, good plan.

Only girls who never give me attention are Asians.

I was out with my cousin the other day, he's 6'8 average looking though but giant build, he got swarmed by loads of Asian girls asking for directions and shit, they wouldn't even look me in the eye.

>>7429596
>they wouldn't even look me in the eye.
ooh I hate that

>>7428856
>mfw last girl I dated was a qt Vietnamese girl with a "strong preference" for nerdy white guys

Not even joking, that is the best way to describe it. I only discovered this "thing" after we were over and done with. God help the next poor bastard who gets roped in. Just below the qt and /fa/ surface there lurks a spoiled bitch. Top kek.

All asian girls have a "strong preference" for well to do white guys. Literally every asian girl I've ever met prefers white guys. I don't know what you niggas is talking about.

>>7428791
>tfw iktf

All too well.

>>7429651
w2c qt asian gf
Do I have to learn chinese?

>>7429613
What the fuck?

An asian girl used to like me when I was really nerdy. Since HS I got muscular and started dressing well. I took her to the movies to catch up and she told me I changed. I used to be a dorky nice guy and now I'm an arrogant prick.

>tfw qt gf now (white)
>tall and thin
>dresses monochrome
>music snob
>pretentious bitch

>tfw you've never been hit on

>not gay
>every gay man wants my dick

They're thirsty as fuck, I've had gay guys stop me and hand me their numbers in the street

>>7429681
>you will never be Da Goose's doge
>tfw you will never bring him his newspaper and slippers
>tfw you will never shit and have him clean it up

>>7429708
I never asked for this feel.

>>7429663
last night i went to a bar with some friends and this asian chick bought me a drink. pretty good looking even...
not the first time this happens but im still kinda shocked by it everytime a girl buys me a rink

>>7429696
don't worry bro.
Let's pretend you are just thick and don't notice when they are. It's a comfortable lie I tell myself.

>mfw get hit on all the time in the US whilst going out and far less in urop.
slav power

>>7429663
literally any university of california, xxxxx is filled to the brim with asian girls.

I'm personally not attracted to asian girls, but I really like their culture and family values.

>>7429681
>tfw when i used to be quiet nerdy kind of
>tfw turn arrogant/confident
>asian girl turns me down and starts asking about the most awkward nerd instead

fuck

>>7428646
Same for me. Except instead of gays and blacks it's just fat chicks. Why do fat chicks think they are compatible with a skinny white guy?

>>7429519
its generalized obviously but its a possible explanation.

>tfw when the only people who call me attractive are 40+ Women and a 40+ homeless man asking me if I'm looking for a good time.

Fuck this.

>>7429681
>dresses monochrome
Both of you sound like cancer. One thing to have a wardrobe thats mostly monochrome and another thing to actually say you "dress monochrome" or wave it around like some kind of cool thing.

I get alot of dudes hitting on me on the subway

Anyone who has the slightest of a nice fit automatically becomes gay apparently

I don't have anything against gay folks but getting stared at / hit on by other dudes is the worste thing ever

And then when i go out gothninja i get the hot topic chicks givin me the oogly eyes in their edward cullen tees

>>7429761
We've given them too much leeway. I hate it when someone assumes I am part of a minority sexual orientation, that shit makes no sense.

>>7429749
The only color pieces she has are a burgundy pull over and a dark blue cardigan. She just doesn't like colors. I dress like goose. Basicbitch with a good body and some flair.

>>7429761
When I first moved from my shitty little home town to a City every time I went clubbing I had guys coming up to me. When I started university the girls in my class thought I was gay, until I fucked one of them I didn't find out, took a whole 2 months.

>>7429736
Yeah, she clearly doesn't like me now. Buy she was kind of gross anyway.

>>7429796
>the girls in my class
S-STEM master r-race...

>>7429814
Thats the thing though she keeps playing me around acting like she likes me but as soon as i make a move she rejects me or gives me some bullshit excuse.

>>7429911
So did mine but I was direct about it. Just asked her to come over and smoke with me. Then stopped texting her. She asked me if I like to cuddle, I told her I'll just make a move. Those girls just want orbiters and in our case to feel wanted sexually by guys out of their league dating wise. I wouldn't date mine, but I would bang her once.

>>7429923
>Those girls just want orbiters and in our case to feel wanted sexually
So she just wants to string us along to feel wanted? Cause thats EXACTLY the vibe i'm getting, she tries baiting a compliment from me and acts interested then says no.

>>7428615
embrace it

>>7429990
me*
half asleep atm

>>7429990
That's why I don't compliment girls. Me dating them should be enough to tell them I like them. The nicest things I've said to my gf are "I wouldn't be dating you if I thought you were stupid" and "you're my type".

She texted me last night and told me I confuse her because usually guys are obsessive and annoying. (I never text her)

I explained how losers put girls on a pedestal and think they're gods that can do no wrong because they have vaginas. And I just think she's a person.

>>7430042
yeah girls want to try and make the boy want them, they don't want the boy to actually desperately want them

>>7430042
uhh its so annoying fuck asian womyns. She literally asked me to go with her to this event, as i said yes and asked when a day later she gave me a excuse.

>>7430081
Oh and i forgot to add that she asked for it to just be me and her, then found out she said the exact same thing to my friend.

>>7430042
>I confuse her because usually guys are obsessive and annoying
When guys put women on a pedestal, it is usually a sign of immaturity. Very few women want to be treated as princesses, and these women are all shitty people.

So good on ya, Anon. That girl is lucky to have a mature dude like you.

>>7430094
>Very few women want to be treated as princesses, and these women are all shitty people.
*tips fedora*

fuck you misogynist have fun being a virgin

>>7430106
misogynists get laid more than any other type of person. not that he's a misogynists - he just just treats them like normal people. muh equality.

>>7430122
fucking bullshit. Girls like it when you worship them, if you make them happy they will offer you sexual favors. THere is no equality, the girl is always bretter.

>>7430156
It shouldn't matter to you what your girl wants. I'm the guy who has a gf and never compliments girls. Live for yourself and girls will come to you. And you'll be happier. Never explain yourself. Never apologize unless you truly believe what you did was both wrong and a big deal. And get good looking. My girl is tumblrgoth and says she doesn't like muscles. That's totally why she gropes my abs and rubs her head against my chest gap. Every girl likes otter.

>>7430156
I can't tell if you're trolling or legitimately forever alone and creepy.

>>7430192
>all that wasted potential
Pls lift.

>>7430192
assume 5/10 girlfriend

>>7430207
he's already too big. go back to fit homo

>>7430207
No, I'm 6'2" and 180lbs. I want to stay 180lbs forever but lose another 2%bf. What do I want to not fit in slim clothes? Lol, that would be stupid and I would look like a stupid meathead.

>>7430210
Facially yes, but she's 5'11" and really thin. She dresses tumblrgoth and likes good music. And she's a pretentious bitch and I really like that. Our conversations are often just mocking peoples clothes or musical tastes. She's not really a fan of my fat hate but whatevs.

>>7430042
I wouldn't say treating them like a normal person and not giving compliments are synonymous. Once it's a serious relationship giving compliments and affection is a good thing. But I'd never go out of my way to compliment a girl unless I was fucking her regularly.

>>7430277
I think she should just get it. Plus anytime we drink I get nicer and complement her. But normally I don't.

>work at a pharmacy as cashier
>60+ year old woman told me to "watch out," because she's "a cougar"
The only woman who has hit on me ever.

>>7430192
look at all that no definition

>>7430261
What kind of music do you listen to? Also post a fit.

>>7428615

>older ladies always complimenting me
>makes me feel weird
>don't know how to play it off
>realize girls feel like this when i talk to them bluntly like that
>stop treating women that way

>very good looking but very shy
>dress well
>people stare at me all the time but it makes me very nervous
>today
>waiting for appointment
>walk in, book in, sit down
>people start to stare at me
>I look at them and they look away (this is normal)
>one woman
>catch her staring
>guess i better look at her so she stops fucking staring
>look at her
>she doesn't turn away
>our eyes are locked
>neither of us is blinking
>turn away and pretend to do something on phone
>can still see her looking through corner of my eye
>look at her again
>STILL DOESN'T LOOK AWAY
>Why is she doing this
>get really twitchy and nervous
>suddenly get called for appointment
>PRAISE THE LORD

>>7430394

can I give you a tip? just grin when something like this happens. just try it out, see if it works for you.

>>7430405
I don't understand how this will help.

>>7430430
you don't understand because you're an autistic asosboi with zero self-awareness

even if it doesn't help, you can brighten someone's day with a smile and a hello.

I'm cringing while I read some of these sorry-ass posts but I just can't stop going through this thread like fuck.

How did you guys get to the age you are without this kinda knowledge?

#hopeless
#sage

>>7430446

>>7430374
I'm at the dentist. I like 90s emo, 2nd wave emo, wave, electric blues, some classic country, nu disco, and some electro.

>>7430369
Hence the 2%bf I want to lose. Dense.

>>7430446
Lol, even Lars knew to smile.

>>7430466
kek you're in no position to judge except for that 90s emo part

>>7430609
Problem is I already think I'm better than you so your opinion means nothing to me.

>>7428757
>>7428778

man I always get this.

black girls stare at me all the time, and comment on how pretty me eyes and hair are. feels pretty good but never get this from white girls lol

>drunk as fuck and been smoking it up
>go to friends 21st
>formal event, so wearing suit but no jacket on just then
>random girl comes up to me
>"haha ur shirt is so messy let me fix it"
>unbuttons trousers
>tucks shirt back in
>brushes against dick very obviously
>does this all very slowly
>"all done"
>"thanks!! :)"
>turn back around and start talking to friend

i mean i probably wouldnt have been able to get it up anyway in that state but boy

lol MILF receptionist at dentist called me crazy cute today

she's known me since i was like 13 too, kinda weird but i smiled and said thanks

>>7428757
>>7428778
>qt black girls fresh off the boat telling me how big blue and scary my eyes are in a good way

They want me to put the voodoo in them.

>>7430639
Are you the same guy from a while ago that had that pathetic inferiority complex and felt he had to be better than anyone ever? You're still just as too big and fat as last time m8 good to see you again

>>7430835
>all these years i've been letting you guys put things in my mouth

>>7430851
No, just 95% of people. I'm already there.

>>7430882
top kek u keep telling yourself that buddy

>work at cinema
>ladies night every month
>everyone dresses in a black shirt and I bring my own suit pants/dress shoes
>nice hy hairdo
>all the old women think I look cute
>co-workers and boss knows so I'm always the host
>sort of flirt with most women
>get hit on a lot
>use acquired knowledge on girls my age

>>7430889
I just walk around and know it when I see other people. My body isn't even cut but I already look better than pretty much everyone in say a movie theater. If everyone took off their shirts out of those 150 people I would bet I would be in the top 3 at least. Most people look like shit. And I bet I look better than you based on that. I'm also smart, tall, well off, and handsome. I'm the shit.

>>7430895
Why not use it on one of them?
I really don't get you cuckold fuccbois

>be good looking
>girls of all ages and sizes look
>down to fuck almost all of them
Of course I never do tho
;__;

Me and a friend were going out once and we got hit on by a couple of women who were at least ten years older (us being in our twenties).
They looked pretty all right though and we had some fun that night but I was like 'nawh dude'.

My friend, however, went home with one of them. He was kind of drunk and on their way there she told him she got divorced a year ago, feeling lonely etc. She then told him to wait in the driveway because she had to first pay her babysitter and send her home, and give her dog some food because otherwise he'd bark at a stranger and that would probably wake up her kid.

>Volvo in driveway
>Golden retriever
>Babysitter
>Kid

If I may believe his story he ran home for 30 minutes straight.

>>7430927
I never said I was down to fuck any of them. I don't mind flirting with an older woman but actually having sex with one seems way to awkward to me.

>went out to friends birthday
>after a few hours I'm fairly drunk
>friends call me over to this other table.. feels awkward that I'm being singled out like that
>go over, sit down, immediately feel the tension of all the eyes on me
>45~yo woman sits there with dinner plates for eyes
>starts telling me how gorgeous I am
>feel unnerved but laugh it off
>she keeps saying it even though by this point I'm like 'the fuck is going on?' to my friends
>eventually just walk off

I'm not even amazingly attractive.. perhaps the moon hit me well that night, if she had been younger I'd have been happier but I suppose it can't be a bad thing? I just never get younger girls like that ;-;

>>7430920
Lmao you're not cut at all dude and you fucked up by going too big. Also I live in NYC so most people here already have you beat since I'm assuming your face is busted.

Same with me OP. At least it used to be the same. I haven't had a girl my age talk to me for more than a couple sentences in ages.

I went to a party the other night though just wearing pajamas and a whole bunch of young girls were talking to me. Like I don't fucking get it. Now I have a girlfriend.

>>7430952
why? if he stuck in there he could have fucked a milf, a kid, AND a golden retriever

>>7431803
>nyc
>good
pick none

>>7431803
Your reading comprehension is beyond terrible. And nyc is shit, lol. The east coast can suck my cock.

>>7432150
Northwest > west/southwest > south > midwest > eastcoast

In order of where I would want to live.

>>7429547

10/10

>>7432190
I'd put NW before or after S, and SW right before E, but otherwise that's about it.

>muh big apple

>>7430042

Oh man that's hilarious. So much feels with you on that one.

gfs: "You're the hottest guy I've ever seen".
me: "thanks"

Later:

gfs: "why don't you ever compliment me?"
me: "I sleep with you ever chance I get. I don't sleep with anyone else. I spend my time with you. I *never* spend time with *anyone*. That should tell you all you need to know."

So much feels.

>>7432398
>"You're the hottest guy I've ever seen".
> "thanks"
haha i'd say the same shit

I don't like getting compliments tbh I already know I'm amazing

>>7430091

Literally start texting her "come over and let's fuck. I'm horny".

If she says no ignore her for a few weeks.

Objectify her. She either:

1. Fucks you. You win.
2. Get's objectified and loses ever ounce of her leverage in the relationship. You win.

Don't let a bitch run over you like that man, it's pathetic.

>>7428806
that face is photoshopped, the original has like fucking herpes all over his mouth +acne + pube stubble

>>7432413
as opposed to figuratively starting to text her?

>>7432408

I'm pretty confident, would probably rate myself similarly to what you rate yourself, but I'm not quite as arrogant or self assured about it.

And I'm not knocking you with that, just telling you the difference.

I don't like compliments either but that's probably because I'm more introverted than you. It just makes me uncomfortable when people looking/starting/thinking I'm attractive goes past them just looking.

When they start asking me if I model and shit I start to get all awkward. Heh.

>>7432449

Yeah, poor sentence structure. The literally was meant to describe the "come over and let's fuck".

heh.

>tfw girls try talking to me
>tfw idk what to talk about
>pure silence
>tfw I can't even talk to my friends because I'm so boring and uninteresting
>tfw never satisfy anyone

What the FUCK /fa/

>>7432666
mynigga.png

>>7432666
don't blame us

it's your fault your only hobby is going on 4chan, something you can't really talk about to girls or anyone who isn't a nerd

>start having a half smile all the time on my face
>grills start talking to me for the first time

Litteraly I rarely have girls talk to me just randomly but tonight while at the bus stop I had a group of girls start talkin to me then another girl and some other people.

Maybe just smile a little.

>>7432666
>Apathy
I know that one. Half my problem is I try and talk to them but they are just so fucking plain and boring and I cant hide that expression on my face

>tfw the only girl ever to give me her number voluntarily was 15, 16 at best
>tfw I was 20 at the time

I don't know how to feel about this.

>>7429483
>if you are latina you are actually white already

wut

There's a wide variety of latinos out there. Although there are many of European-descent, for the most part latinos are of indian descent a.k.a. shitskins.

>tfw European-descent latino

I got lucky.

>>7432927
It happen mayne got plenty 17 yo think myself be all end all cool ass dude jus tell them pull head out they ass lecture them lol

>Tfw perfectt genetic specimen and laughing at everyone elses misfortunes

>>7430207

>>7432413
I'll try this tomorrow or the day after, She'll probs say no but w/e.

>>7433411
he might be right, I would try it. Just don't burn any bridges that matter. It can be good to have friends that are girls, they help you find more girls.

>>7428615
divorced, don't want relationships or kids
and finish in them

i don't see what the issue is

hundreds of men have slept with the average american woman by the time she hits 40

but most other girls your age who frequent night clubs are nearing that/surpassing that number of sexual partners anyways

so the risk of disease is about the same