/fa/ - Fashion

>>7384217
smooth af B-)

>go to party by myself after hearing some kids in front of my seat in comp sci talking about where it was
>see short cute alternative looking girl holding a can of beer
>approach her
>I'M GONNA BEAT YA
>jab a hole into her beercan with my small folding hunting knife
>miss and penetrate her shoulder
>screaming
I booked it.

shittiest story i've heard in my life

>guys, get in here, anon was a passive pussy and didn't convert but who cares, lol, ddn't giv a fuk lol

apparently you do care, if you took the time to write this stupid fucking account of the thing

>>7384217

Similar story.

>be at party
>meet girl who speaks my native language
>prettycool.jpg
>she really wants the d
>i get drunker and drunker
>she starts talking to another guy
>asks me to get her a glass of water
>sure whatever
>five mins later
>asks me again
>lolno
>leave and get fried chicken

was a pretty good nite.

you have the most annoying personality because it's basically an exact copy of every suburban american stoner that used to skate

>>7384280
i care about sharing my experiences with you people because from what i have gathered a large amount of you folk have social anxiety and i used to have it pretty badly as well

coulda threw my dingdong in her wazzoo
really wanted to
didn't do it

>>7384282
>Walk to party with a few people
>Couple hours of drinking/dancing
>Girl who walked with me asks if she could put her empty bottle in my backpack
>I laugh at how drunk she is and tell her to go away


I also had a good nite :^)

>>7384296
"you folk"
holy shit, gb2reddit

please remind me why you're tripping

>>7384292
cool beans bro! you also have an annoying persona. "the anonymous internet tough guy"

I still skateboard, and I am not half bad at it (maintaining modesty and being humble)
I also do a bunch of other shit like music production, photography, write/direct/film independent movies, art (graffiti mainly but i fuck with canvases sometimes), custom shoes, and tattoos

i am neither suburban nor american but ayyy 1 out of 3 isnt bad

>>7384318

Canadian. Same thing.

>>7384312
because i ate too much drugs
like 5 pounds of liberty caps bro
im trippin bawlzzzzZZ

>>7384217
nice nails you tramp

>>7384318
I seriously hope that's not a Lakers jersey

>>7384322
>>7384318
>>7384296
>>7384217
This isn't your blog you stupid faggot. Filtered

>>7384324
KOBE!
NUMBER 8 SON

>>7384323
yeah man
chinese and japanese are the same too
as well as german and swedish
also italians and mexicans are pretty much the same thing

>>7384325

dude i tried to filter him but it doesn't work cause i still see his posts. what do i have to type in the "pattern" field?

>>7384332
Assuming you have 4chan X installed, click the drop down next to his name and select Filter > Tripcode

>>7384333

terrible comparisons. canadian and american culture is identical unlike german and swedish culture which have developed separately for thousands of years

>>7384327
thanks
tell your mom to clean out her vagina next time she wants me to fist her

>>7384296
thanks for sharing :^)

>>7384296
I have a slight social anxiety. Basically I fear that I stink and smell, but I kinda got over it. Except sometimes my butt hole gets really sweaty

Not going to lie OP...

You look pretentious as fuck... And not in the good way either.

wouldnotfriendyou/10

>>7384347
>tfw always afraid i'm saying stupid shit or going to say something stupid so i rarely talk in public

OP you would love tumblr/reddit. Please go there and leave us alone

>>7384354
Being serious right now. You may have aspergers

>>7384333
No I'm canadian and we're the same thing. You are the best troll ever. :)

>>7384347
stop shaving it and sticking things in there

>>7384368
I shaved it once thinking it would help, that was the worst week of my life.

>>7384360
i mean i get along with people fine and i'm p socially adjusted, i just say stupid shit all the time

>>7384348
i am actually a very friendly and kind person
just not when im on the internet smacking shitbrain kids off of my dick

>>7384384
Do you have ADD or ADHD?

>>7384394

really dude? you post threads about yourself and then claim we're all on your dick?

filtered

>>7384358
tannertrees.tumblr.com
gnars.tumblr.com
ichibokuissou.tumblr.com

get me up to 5000 followers and i will fuck off forever

until then,

hello friends

>>7384330
I bet you don't even watch the NBA

>>7384395
not that i know of
i was never tested for it, but isn't that when you've got a short attention span and like to move around a lot?

>>7384354
yo i have the same problem.
thats what the internet is for! say all of the dumb things you can on the internet, and then be cool as fuck in real life!
go eat some onion rings out of your uncles cornhole you fucking stupid asians!

>>7384217
You party exactly the way I do.

>>7384347
are you hairier than most guys are?
i have hairy as fuck legs and ass and I have this same problem

sweaty butthole

i did not know this was a problem for other people

my brother

>>7384417
u guys should b friends!

>>7384419
No not even really hairy. So you also notice you are sweaty down there? Do people act strange around you as if you stink?

>>7384401
good
get everyone else to filter me too if you can

also your grandpa was gay with hitler

>>7384408
i dont even watch sports in general lmao
some bitch left that jersey at my house
only sports i follow are skateboarding and golf
although i do enjoy playing sports, i just do not follow the pro leagues of any of them and never have

>>7384431
Why don't you want to be anonymoose with us? That's the whole point of these boards

>>7384417
lets be friends

>>7384442
i have hidden behind the veil of online anonymity for almost half of my life and it gets boring blending in with the masses so i am trying this out for a while

>>7384430
well, yes to the sweat thing, but no to the stink.
i do a lot of physical activities, too, so its odd to me that my buttsweat does not stink yet yours does

perhaps seek medical opinions as there might be something wrong with you but i highly doubt it

you know they make underwear now that stops your farts from smelling? maybe that would help you

>>7384452
Okay, but your trip sucks.

>>7384459
No that's the thing, I don't think it smells considering I scrub thoroughly with anit-bacterial soaps. Psychologically I think it does. I had to quit my job because I got so paranoid. That was a year ago so I have gotten over it since.

>>7384446
Okay.

>>7384452
Why?
Why would you be on this board for any other reason than discussing fashion?

Someone please help me. I downloaded 4chan x but I still can't figure out how to filter this fag. I'm at the filter tripcode page but what exactly do I have to type in to the field?

you look like a complete loser trying too hard to look cool

>>7384570
Click drop down next to tripfags name, click filter, then Tripecode. Your are done, just exit the screen

>>7384574

thank you

>>7384469
word

fuck it man

if they smell your ass, they smell your ass

what can ya do, right?

>>7384217
share dem instrumentals b

>>7384217
Sabzi is that you?

>>7384469
This post is on par with the guy who met a girl with a punching fetish.
10/10 indie film content fodder

Who are you quoting, OP?

>>7384601
Not sure what I mean but thank you

>>7384608
>not knowing what a greentext story is

>>7384621
Is that some sort of meme? I'm not up on my memes.

>>7384627
Le newfag face

>>7384589
tannertrees.bandcamp.com
soundcloud.com/tannertrees

any input on my noises is appreciated, even if its negative

^__^

>>7384633
le newfag face

i'm le /fa/ meme master xD

>>7384633
Is there a website where I can learn about all your epic memes? I wouldn't want to disturb your board culture any more than I have.

>>7384633
>>7384638

Not him, but I've been here since Tom and Blah and Miranda and C00ltop and so on, and have no idea what that is.

>>7384646
Reddit!

>>7384405
you're a fuckwit man, your tumblr is gay, your fits are gay. your face is gay. your mom's probably gay. your desire for followers is possibly the gayest. i know you came here to hear all this so im giving you exactly what you wanted. thank me faggot.

>>7384653
It's just a story told in green text. Like the one in the OP
I'm pretty sure deacon knows what a greentext story is

>>7384662
okay but what did you think of my music tho?

you look like an awkward lanky faggot with no personality.

this is a great example of why you shouldn't do uppers while sitting on your ass in front of 4chan

>>7384577
thanks bro you too

>>7384691

it's not a compliment you fucking phag

>>7384678
awkward yeah
lanky yup
i like vaginas though, and i am pretty sure every person has a personality
isn`t that why it`s called a personality?

2/4 isn't bad, youre pretty good at this!

>>7384700
thanks bro you too

what is "real" dubstep to you?
whats your favorite harmony korine film?
do you skate goofyfoot?
how sick is banksy?
how do you feel about the contemporary reception of carl schmitt?

>>7384217
andrew?

>>7384318

>>7384318

you look like a fucking idiot. look at you... i bet you think your 'soo crazy' with that look and your dumb hat, what a fucking loser, i'm srs

>>7384711
>whats your favorite harmony korine film?
I laughed

>>7384711
i have been straying away from dubstep lately but i was pretty heavy into it for a little while... benga is cool..

probably kids? rest in peace harold hunter

yes i am goofy

banksy is okay

im assuming this last one here is you trying to gauge my intelligence level; I don't know who carl schmitt is but i am reading his wikipedia right now and he seems pretty rad with the whole politics and philosophy thing

>>7384763

Benga hasn't been cool since 2008

>>7384743
thanks bro you too

>>7384771

is this your lil defense mechanism?

>>7384773
yes bro U2

>>7384773
no no no sir
it is my way of saying "man i am sure getting tired of these anonymous people offering their thoughts on my life"

>>7384794
SO THEN WHY ARE YOU TREATING THIS THREAD AS IF IT IS YOUR PERSONAL BLOG

>>7384794

no one's commenting on your life, they're commenting on how ugly and stupid you look

>tfw can't tell if girls are actually checking you out at a party or if it's just paranoia from all the coke

wut do?

>>7384821
stop doing the coke,
start giving it to the girls instead.

boom.

you're welcome.

>>7384821
more coke

>>7384794
Hey Trees
You never told me where to cop pic related

>>7384803
thanks bro you too

>>7384856
are you in canada?

>>7384867
usa

>>7384874
ehhhhhhhhh i think you might be S.O.L dude.
I'm pretty sure the store is only in canada, and you can't even order online...
i would offer to go proxy shopping for you, but i am broke as fuck right now so i cannot do this

:(

>>7384920
:(
say it ain't so

>>7384940
>>7384920
thanks anyway dude

>>7384217
You do give a fuck. That's why you're posting this shitty story for everyone one /fa/. Adding "wearing this" doesn't make it fashion. Reported.

i don't mind tripfags as long as they're not complete douchebags with god complexes

>>7384634
ΣGΘ►εªτ╫ sounds like you had a lot of fun when you made it. are you using ableton?

>>7384646
epic fail XD *facepalm.jpg*

>>7384753
Why? He made some legit movies

>>7384282
Big deal, I meet girls who speak my native language everytime I go out.

>>7385015
and I don't mind anonymous users as long as they are polite and well mannered such as yourself!

cheers matey

>>7385026
i use a combination of various DAW's for my stuff but yes ableton is one of them

>>7385104
exactly. not sure why every1 is jumping down your throat.

i'll take trees over trunks anyday from what i've seen so far

>go to show last night
>popular band playing at a small venue
>really cool atmosphere
>get right to the front
>qt stands next to me
>we're all dancing around having fun and joking with each other
>another friend turns up
>tries to feel her up and dance with her
>she's not enjoying it
>friend doesn't get the hint
>band finishes
>leave, see her outside and say goodbye

>be in high school
>australia day
>am absolutely shitfaced even before 5pm
>fuck my friend's room up accidentally
>go to party
>drink some more
>make out with a fat chick in some dude's car
>say 'im too drunk for this' and fall out of car and vomit everywhere
>pass out in the rain
>wake up an hour later and my favourite hat is gone
>go and drink some more, vomit more
>pass out

>wake up next day but have to hang around all day because i would still be over the limit and dont wanna drive anywhere

>>7385223
and ppl wonder why i'm interested in drinking.

>Go out with some friends
>my friend brings 2 girls one of which he's in to
>they inevitably start making out
>leaves me with the other girl
>fuck it. Start making out with her.
>she keeps trying to feel my dick over my jeans in the club
>i_have_made_a_huge_mistake.jpg

>>7385223
Straya cunt

>tfw drugs always ruin my chances with girls

<>admired my big dick
<>admired my manga
<>never leave my palace

Epic Win in my opinion

>>7385350

my favourite manga dick was the one from the asap rocky commercial

>been at uni for 4 months
>haven't got laid

>>7385377
They call his A$AP Rocky because when he raps you want him to stop as soon as possible.

Do you guys think i should do standup btw? I dont think i'd handle the fame well tbh.

>>7385387

me too

this week is last week

i need to fucking have sex

>>7385117

holy shit dude, I've never seen /fa/ being this mad. 8/10 best new troll, i even got a little annoyed, altho i usually dont give a shit

mad props dude

>>7385419
no you don't you need to go to heaven

I don't get it, why do new smokers feel the urge to always take pictures of themselves smoking?

You spend 98% of the days without a cigarette in your mouth, do you really need to take a picture with it?

>>7385419
it's fucking depressing man. there's this one girl as well which i kind of like but i only ever see her occasionally when i'm out, i want to bump into her one last time

>>7385439

you probably will not, i messed up an opportunity where some sexy bitch witha wet pussy was kissing me and i never done anything

i still regret it and wish i can find her again

>>7385448
she could smell your browser history

gr8 threak cunt

>>7385448
yeah you always regret it so much. she lives in my accomodation though but don't see her around that often

>>7385473

where u at nigga

>>7384217
tfw it's my birthday and I'm sitting alone at home reading /fa/.

>>7384244

lol'd hahahha

>>7385499
leeds

hello tanna
its swetchflep
>tfw this is some full circle shit

>>7384469
>your ass stinks so bad you had to quit your job

I'd laugh, but the people around me are studying

10/10 post

>>7385589
happy birthday bro, hope you had/have a good one

ugh, if i ever see you around winnipeg i am going to laugh in your face.
too bad you probably never leave your house

>>7386870
Cheers man

>>7384662
socially anxious detect

>>7384318
I'll bite, let's see some of your graff stuff

You flirted with a girl. Wow
>I could've fucked but I didn't
I can say this for a ton of situations bc I'm attractive. It means nothing
At least wait until you paw her crotch before you go singing to the rooftops

>>7384347
>>7384469
I had this for like a year lol
>constantly leaving social events to walk home alone

>>7384599
ahaha I was thinking the same thing!

>>7385223
>australia day
>raining

u wot cunt

>>7386945
it rains all the time in summer dingus

>>7386956
bruh why are u so hairy, shave your chest u little grub

>>7386958
lose weight, plastic surgery, kill yourself, etc

>>7386958
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vJsk1zd21M

>>7386976

upboat

>>7385589
happy birthday honey :^)

>>7384217
pfff what was the goal that you had for the night? And why do you need a girl? Cause if you want to have one, set proper goals next time or at least be prepared.

>>7384217
bill
?

>>7387058
>>7384217

no, joe?

>>7387056
Sorry, just read the comments, you don't need to do anything, just keep looking for attention.

>get invited to sorority formal last night
>took a bunch of norcos the night before
>drive up, tired and out of it as shit
>go to bar with her and sisters
>order a double martini because of happy hour
>knock it over, break glass
>fuck I feel like shit
>get a fifth of svedka from the liquor store, pound a quarter of it before the dance
>black the fuck out, apparently I became bffs with some dude named brett, didn't even dance with my date, just stood there with brett eating a bunch of free egg rolls and quiches
>date says we have to go, I'm acting too drunk and I'm gonna get her in trouble
>go home with her, vague recollections of me trying to jab my floppy penis into her vagina for 2 hours
I kinda got laid...
since this is /fa/ my fit was some nice black shoes, a fitted white shirt from express and fitted dress pants, and this grey blazer I copped from a thrift shop a year ago that fits me fucking perfectly
>it was five dollars and it's beautiful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADVk0vDYz80

wavy

>>7384217
shuhui?

>>7384318
>I also do a bunch of other shit like music production, photography, write/direct/film independent movies, art (graffiti mainly but i fuck with canvases sometimes), custom shoes, and tattoos
Yeah, yeah, i bet, everything you do is ugly shit. You can't do EVERYTHING, i do designs mainly, do some photos & music production in spare time, but i'm not great in last two so i don't even bother to say that to anyone. And you look like a fucking poser. No wonders, that people hate you. Be simpler.

god you remind me so much of a guy i know who's the least self aware and most annoying person in the world

went up to griffith observatory today

planetary was illin :))

>>7387413
*planetarium

so embarrassed i swear i'm literate

>be girl
>go to party with friends
>fat neckbeard shows up wasted
>no one knows who he is
>he tries to speak to me
>hear him say something about having a shotgun
>fear for my life and pretend not to hear him
>pulls out hunting knife and stabs beer can spraying all over everyone
>motions for me to drink with him
>obey because i am now hostage
>he eats everything in the kitchen, begs us for pocket change, then goes to mcdonalds for a second dinner

>>7387435
It was me, sorry, i'm not myself when i'm drunk.

>>7387413
>>7387415
wish i was there

Fuck...

>on holiday
>birthday on saturday, leaving sunday night
>go to club on tiny island, expecting people to be there
>4 other people there, well shit
>talk to bar tender for a bit, tells me all the locals come there but they're at a christmas party
>well shit
>drink my beer with brother, chick sits down, ask her about her clothes >le effay
>talk for about an hour no shit
>they say they're heading to the pub
>go with, bursting for toilet but i know if i leave i won't see her again
>go to toilet, don't see her again

disappointing, no 20th birthday sex