/fa/ - Fashion

>>7309008

it doesnt matter what you wear you're gonna look like a fat fuck either way

>>7309008
Sieg pls go

>>7309008
>My hat

You're fat, you can post your shoes and watch if you want criticism.

>/fa/
>body advice
moron
>>>/fit/

>>7309012
now point out to me where in all of my post i said i was trying to cover that up

oh wait, whats that? you can't? that's right, because that isn't my intent. dumb fuck

>>7309020
wat

>>7309029
what, /fa/ have something against head wear?

also, really? i hadn't noticed. thank you so much kind anon for pointing it out.


anyway, pic is my watch. i love this thing. minimalism is my shit.

>my hat

we all know what kind of hat you wear ur not fooling anyone tubby

>>7309047
hurr durr i didn't ask for body advice you fucking moron. reading comprehension here is so far worse than /b/

christ

>>7309053
lol'd heartily. no not a fedora. and it's not something i wear all the time, just when cold

Found OP's hat.

>>7309062
Kill yourself you fat shit.
If you think you can look good fat you're too retarded to live.

>>7309008
>another a more sharp look
HAHAHA oh god

ur rlly fat so im sure itll look terrible along with anything u will ever want 2 wear ever since ur so fat

so just shut up and lose weight nerd

go to hm op

ur a qt bear

>>7309074
well that is kind of the plan faggot. and think about this for a second, would you rather i do what i have recently decided i need to do and better myself, starting to exercise, dressing better, etc. or stay a fat lazy fuck? i would think people would be happy to see someone actually trying to take the initiative to better themselves. but i guess this board is reserved for the people who are already perfect then? idk man, shits confusing.

>>7309110
again, wat

anyway, pic is everyday wear

>>7309128
Come back when you're not a fat shit, faggot.
You can't look good fat.

>>7309008
If you're lazy then you really don't want it bad enough.

>>7309128
>i would think people would be happy to see someone actually trying to take the initiative to better themselves

idc rlly but good for u :^)

u cant dress well while ur fat tho

so go 2 /fit/ first then lurk here ok

but i guess since u look rlly terrible just buy sum cheap basics at h&m whiile u lose that weight

also if ur trying to better urself then just fyi u seem kinda like an aspie retard like ugh do u go on r9k or something

>>7309128
Wear sweats and h&m basics for a year until you lose weight.

>>7309150
okay then, ponder me this.

i don't have a lot of money. broke ass college student. most of my clothes come from second hand stores like platos closet or goodwill. except pants, i usually buy pants new. all that being said, i would like to know if i am at least going in the right direction style-wise, that way when i do start losing weight and needing to pick up new clothes, i can grab the right stuff. overall, i basically came here for advice not to be told to "lose weight fatty" because no shit, i already knew that.

>>7309167
not aspie at all, get along great with literally everyone and have no problem in conversations. to me it would seem the aspies are the one who see someone coming on here for advice and help (knowing full well that he is in bad shape) and feel the need to reply with "lol 2fat4me" and shit.

>>7309180
thank you kindly anon for the first legitimate advice in this thread. took long enough. i guess this board is similar to /b/ wherein 90% of the users are fucking morons with zero reading comprehension and are those one or two guys in the whole thread who offer actual advice relevant to what the OP was looking for.


anyway, pic is what i would wear these days, considering it's cold as fucking balls out

>>7309128

Nice tee, at least you're not wearing something bigger than your size. Are those jeans short? if so, how short? If so, show the sandals you wear them with.

These things can m8k or br8k an outfit, bro.

>>7309128

>>>/hm/ will love you

>>7309008

Go on a juice diet or soylent.

Honestly we're the same height and I'm 108 pounds. idk maybe you can make that body type work, but how does someone let themselves get like this?

>>7309203

That beanie is gross (looks like a condom), but then again I hate beanies and the weather when I'm from makes them barely usable.

I don't want to sound mean, but improve your body and come back. Getting fit will make you look better than any clothes ever would and you won't be wasting money now on clothes that won't fit you in the future.

>>7309128
>Walmart blue jeans and a shitty graphic tee

It's about as bad as I feared it would be.

>>7309233

yeah, for a start you could just swap for plain t shirts and higher quality jeans. It'd be a start anyways.

>>7309223
Oh, and the sticky was helpful when I had initial questions about improving my wardrobe.

Read the sticky.

>>7309203
The stubble and hat helps. You've already been to /fit/ right? To lose weight and get the discipline you have to go crazy. Stare at the body you want everyday and imagine yourself that way. Start feeling pride in yourself and get angry about how you are now. You have to prove to everyone how good you really are. You have to prove how much better you are everyone else. You have to be better than them.

Until I look like this and dress perfectly I am nothing. I've lost 30lbs so far.

Really, OP, for your weight, your best bet is to dress in workwear, dress like a lumber jack. Just try and look like that dude with the blue bull. Paul something.

>>7309128
>>7309203
Yeah, definitely go with work wear, you're dressing like you're in highschool, which is going to make you look even worse. Dressing well and being fat won't make you look attractive necessarily, but it's a fuck of a lot better than dressing shit and being fat. Your primary goal should be shaving the pounds though, cut out the soda, light exercise, since you're big you'll lose weight fast, and then you'll start getting fueled by vanity.

nigga lives in a saw mill

>>7309263
He should dress like he lives in a sawmill.

>>7309203
Honestly though stop being a little bitch and take the advice. All you have to do is lose weight and dress in basics (old navy, h&m, gap, uniqlo). That's all you have to fucking do. Get a nicer looking body then come back. You know what it might suit you best to go to r/MFA since you can't take any criticism. You'll love it there.

CHEERS
B

>>7309008
>post fucking fat ass body on /fa/
>get shit on and called fat
>call everyone else a dumbfuck
>still no advice because you're fat and no clothes can help that
Its almost like you shouldn't have posted anything at all. Thank you for at least some entertainment. Laughing at fat people is fun.

>>7309262
This guy is probably chunky enough to actually pull off some clown shoes.

>>7309214
dude, you are way too fucking skinny. that is like rail thin. and actually sounds literally disgusting. like, i realize that my body is disgusting and i am not trying to justify my own weight by putting yours down but seriously man, bulk up. thats fucking gross in the opposite way of myself.

>>7309223
hey at least you aren't an ass about it lol. and yeah i realize that. i suppose i got my answer as to what to do based on my body right now (h&m, will look into it). but now i mainly am wondering if the shit i wear is actually decent. i dont want to look like a fucking magazine add by any means, but i at least want to know, when i do lose that weight, how to dress sharp.

>>7309217
i think a lot of it has to do with the shitty webcam, but its actually a pretty cool beanie. i have a better one but i can't find it. oh well.

>>7309206
sadly i only have one pair of shoes, and they are just a plain pair of loafers. slip on, black and smooth. they look good, but i do need to get some everyday shoes. but as i posted before, poor college student. and the pants aren't floods or dragging under my shoe, so i imagine they are a good length. and i fucking hate sandals.

>>7309251
thanks for the motivation man. your words are inspirational, and you weren't an ass about it. i like you.

>>7309271
nah man i don't mind criticism, i just think it's extremely retarded that people take every chance to put someone down. it's not phasing me at all, i think it's funny really, it shows just how predictable and stupid people really are. if you think i didn't know there would be more people calling me a fat fuck and putting me down than people legitimately trying to help, then you're mistaken. still man. re-evaluate yourself if you have to put other people down, especially those who are at least making an attempt to better themselves. you may look good and all that, but if your personality is shit then it doesn't mean a whole lot really.

>>7309277
read above

>>7309008
I'm not nearly as big or as old as you, but I'll help you out as much as I can. My advise would be to put all you everyday wear clothes in a box and hide it. Next the weight, dont buy delicious food, buy like fruits and almonds ect, go on fit. The watch looks okay, but watches arent that cool IMO. Start shopping at places like h&m and target for all the basics, while you lose weight the clothes would be a waste because they would be to big. Make sure to shave and brush your teeth. Find stuff for your hair, anything else I'll check this thread out tomorrow

>>7309339
shaved head master race, but thanks for the other tips.

my first step even before all that is going to be going on a nice long jog in the morning. also, it sucks ass because as mentioned above i am a poor college student, and so i cant really afford to buy my own groceries so i live off of what is available at the house, and sadly other than my sister (who doesnt fucking eat anything) all of my family is tubby and fat lol. sucks ass. i guess i just need to start doing the eat only half of what is on my plate, and lots of exercise routine, because i sure as fuck aint gonna be buying my own healthy food any time soon. being poor sucks ass man.

You're lucky it's winter so you can hide that body with layers. You look disgusting in that shirt and not touch anything that tight until you're fit
>straight leg
>boots bc ur manlet
>pea coat
>dress shirts
>crew neck sweaters
Go to gap or something
Board is more for cool people, not attention whoring idiots looking to be spoon fed common sense

get a hy and your set

>>7309400
you're a funny guy with that self righteous bullshit in the last line.

nevertheless thanks for the advice. also, you are really bringing height into this? protip: no one outside of 4chan gives a fuck

>>7309373
Look into fasting, I can post some youtube links on request, would save money and lose weight and its like with working out, and i fucking hate working out also.


What I did was i would eat regular most of the week, then 1 day a week (Sunday) i wouldn't eat anything but a small meal like a sandwich and an apple or something, first weeks are tough, but it worked great for the fat i had to drop. I also have a family of large people, good thing was they didnt like to eat fruit so like i could eat a bunch of it. Eating healthy is expensive, so try and cut back as much as you can, and give it time it wont all happen in a week.

>>7309413
what is that?

>>7309316
>>7309316

I realise I disgust most people but the guys I date like thin guys. 'tis the life of a gay guy.

Anyway buy a jacket, like the good kind. It might hide the fact you're overweight. Big.guys can look okay, but I doubt you can pull off /fa/.

>>7309417
LOL YOU REALLY THINK PEOPLE DONT CARE ABOUT HEIGHT LOL LOL

You too could be a sexy thin woman OP

>>7309430
hey man, sorry for bein an ass about it myself. no need to fight fire with fire, and you actually offered decent advice in the end. thanks yo

>>7309433
i don't think that, i know that.

>>7309251
Internets for you
I'm also setting my sights for livin dat life
>literally just teabagged a random bish a couple days ago :^)
But not everyone can be that cool

>>7309437
damn, i am impressed and inspired. if a hambeast can turn herself around that effectively, then i can too

>>7309433
Yeah I'm the original guy and I'm 5'8". I'm just a realist
Still probably better looking than u tho :^)

>>7309482
probably man, probably

and no, you are a deluded fuckwit who spends to much time on 4chan

NO ONE gives two watery shits about height in the real world

>>7309498
>watery shits
nigga das gross

>>7309318
1000 miles aren't that clowny, Red Wings are much bigger.

OP, keep in mind I am just being honest here

>you cant be /fa/ and fat
>in the mean time, you should wear basic clothes. No flashy symbols or disticnt look, just clean and basic. Start with some well fitting tees and dark coloured jeans, maybe some vans or dark leather desert boots if thats more your thing
>jeans wise you should go for tapered jeans, not slim or skinny untill you get slim and skinny. Straight cut jeans are pretty lame.
>try to make your face rge focus of yourself, work hard to make yourself really handsome, get a nice haircut, moisturise and get rid of acne if you have any. Despite what /fa/ says fat guys can be handsome facially
>get rid of that manchild beard and start fresh with the stuble, try get your mo and chin hair to connect

>when you are slimmer go for workwear, you wouldnt like ninja shit and you shouldnt dress like you're going to formal either. Things like chinos, rigid denim, casual collared shirts and redwing or timberland boots


Good luck, OP
>u fat shit lel

Jesus fuck /fa/ have some restraint, you look like /v/ or /mu/ or /b/ right now, fuck. Just cos you /fa/ggots have spent your whole lives getting picked on for being skinny doesn't mean you can shit on one fat dude without looking like tards

Anyway dude, they do have a point, you're quite chunky, I'd personally rock the lumberjack/bear man look. Get some good jeans, some solid leather boots, flannel shirts, go hard. For winter, wear big coats, otherwise you'll look a bit funny. For summer, this is really not my area of expertise, I can not think of anything to wear in summer when you're chubbs. Maybe just a t-shirt and some nice shorts, I really don't know.

>>7309691
im around the same weight as this guy, but I'm a few inches taller. I can attest to the lumberjack look. I laugh at skinny people in their rangers. they look silly as shit.

>>7309691
lol is this like your first year on /fa/?

>>7309212
Please no

>>7309691

I'd kill myself if I was "normal" weight let alone overweight/obese. It's just gross. We should all be having that dying look. That's what it takes to be /fa/.

>>7309916
you should actually just kill yourself anyway, man.