/fa/ - Fashion

fuckin muties i tell ya what

>tfw I didn't get my mom's green eyes, but got my dad's shit brown eyes.

>>7261898
same with me. I know that feel so hard.

>>7261898
It's okay, Anon, green and blue eyes are nature's code for "gigantic homosexual". The reasons why it attracts girls is: "I want to prove myself that I can seduce even homos" and "oh, cool a guy who won't treat me like a piece of meat because he likes to suck dick".

how does being a nigger make up for your acne?

>>7261915
Girls are brainwashed by jews into wanting to racemix.

>>7261908
The shit people have to tell themselves

>>7261898
>Mom blue eyed, blonde haired Irish-English
>Dad Black haired, black eyed Lebanese
>Siblings and I are all brown haired, brown eyed regular white kids

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>7261915
it doesnt affect it at all but all the white girls at school flock to me.

stay mad shitstain. not my fault your mother pooped a lil when she had you and got some fecal matter in both of your eyes

>>7261908
Are you really this jealous of eyes?

>>7261927
i'm brown eyed and i agree
if i was an asian with blue eyes that'd be fucking dope

>>7261937
dayummmmm

>>7261942
your a shitstain on the white race please hang yourself.

absolute disgrace to the white race

>>7261937
I really feel like you are bullshitting everyone, because you are some ugly piece of shit. Also,
>being in school
>still having acne
>believing people give birth while laying on their stomach
>alternatively: believing the anus is above the vagina while laying on back
just putting the pieces together, are you still in gradeschool?

>>7261963
>Lebanese
>Not white

Think you might need your eyes checked, m8

>>7261937
green and blue eyes are pretty fucking common where i live.
northern europe masterrace.

>>7261978
more like mustard gas amirite

>>7261979
im a freshman in college.

>thinking people over the age of 18 cant get acne

and shitting while having a baby happens. why do you think your eyes are brown as well.

>>7261998
Probably the same reason your skin is brown.

>>7261998
For a nigger, you sure do hate brown eyes. The acne was simply a part of the big picture. It does happen, but unless you are giving birth while laying on your stomach, or unless you have an asshole above your vagina, then you wont shit on your child. Wrong, my eyes are blue, which is objectively better than green eyes.

>>7262031
Grey>Blue>Green>Brown

>>7261898
>mom has green eyes
>dad has green eyes
>me
>fuck u you get dark brown eyes

>>7262008
my skin is caramel bitch nigger.

>>7262031
>all this implications.

>>7262052
>Caramel

I've taken shits a lighter color than your skin mouth breather.

>>7262041
but that is wrong, anon.

>>7262052
>caramel = brown
>brown skin = nigger

>>7262063
>>7262088
all this mad.

enjoy being an untermensch

>>7261834
mfw not swarthy

>>7262047
Your father is a cuckold

>>7261958
I've got green eyes and my half Asian gf has brown eyes, though her dad has blue. No brown eyes in my family. If we had a kid, it has a chance of green eyes though it would only be a quarter asian.

for some reason i'd imagine that you'd pour drink on me and shout "givonshay,versace rick owens bitch im made of trill woodrgrvin" me n my frens wouldn't even be angry and we'd just give u a condescending look while i change items and u start looking down feeling embarrased ,walking away when ur fabrixquare tag falls off and every1 forgets about u and i wake up from the thought of going clubbing with these kinds of people
y idk

>>7261834
>genetic mutation makes up for acne
>literal first thing I look at is big ole pimple on nose

Yeah keep telling yourself that

>>7261942
That's how genes work. Blue eyes and blond hair are recessive, both your parents have to carry the gene

Being black/tanned does have an advantage when it comes to acne though.

>>7262031
Green is rarer and more striking than blue. Sorry.

>>7264471
Green still has more milanen. It's kind of mossy like

>>7261834
nice eyes m8
but are you sure you're not the "gay black friend"
not trolling, just letting you know before you rape one by accident

>>7261834
Do they all tell you that you've got nice eyes? me too, in fact unless you've got absolutely terribly dull eyes girls will generally say you've got nice eyes.

When they start complimenting you on your cheekbones and jawline then maybe you can boast but I can't see that happening.

>>7262272
I know someone who fits you description to a T.

Is she south korean?

blue/green eyes aren't terribly common in the shithole I'm from (hint: It's in europe).

I don't really want blue/green eyes. I'd rather have grey/purple/etc colored eyes.

And I bet OP's eyes aren't this vibrant. Blue's pretty boring unless it's something as striking as pic related.

And,oh yeah, troll thread, sage, hide...(although /fa/ seems to welcome trolls threads for some reason...)

>>7264540
That lil niglette needs to get into voodoo

>>7261937
>it doesnt affect it at all but all the white girls at school flock to me

we're going to need picture proof, bro

>dark blue outside ring
>lighter blue iris
>fade to slight green
>heterochromia, brown tinge toward center of eyes
Feels good. Damn good.

>mfw /fa/ is full of shitskins

>>7264540
that kid has waardenburg syndrome

>mom is brown haired, blue eyed slav
>dad is brown haired, brown eyed slav
>brother is brown haired, brown eyed
>I have blonde hair and dark blue/gray eyes

>tfw no brown-skinned blue-eyed gf

>>7261834

Kek, "don't even have to try"

Eyes won't save you from the colour of your skin.

lightblue masterrace reporting in.

>>7264877
so you've come to terms with being adopted then?

>>7264956
i already get bitches stay mad palebone

>>7264877
you're adopted

>>7264966
>i already get bitches stay mad palebone

Not interested in those sandnigresses you call "bitches"

gr8 b8 m8

>>7264944
Would hit with a hammer.

>>7261834
>Tfw dead dark brown eyes

I don't know what acne feels like but I know what being a non-white with colored eyes feels like. Yes pic is me.

>>7261834
>genetic mutation
>don't even have to try with girls
Confirmed faggot

>>7264877
Your parents are heterozygotes. Nothing weird in Slavland.

>>7261976
I think you need to head over to /int/, m8

>>7265150
>tfw non white and dull brown eyes

pic related

>>7265207
no ears guy!

>>7265221
Hail hydra

>tfw both parents and brother have good skin
>tfw i'm the only one with shit skin

i'd kill myself if i had the balls fml

i don't even like looking at myself in the mirror

>>7262008
#rekt

>>7262063
>liver problems
see a doctor

>>7261834
still ugly

>>7262031
>which is objectively better than green eyes.
Men and women alike have rated green eyes to be more attractive than blue.

>>7262041
Grey eyes are blue eyes.

>>7261834
Are green/grey eyes /fa/ ?

>>7264367
No that's not how eyes work. they are no where near that simple. Also just to prove a point my father has grey green eyes as do my brother and I. My mother has dark brown eyes.

>>7265207
Wow you posted with the exact same expression as in >>7265080 which you deleted.

Don't think I ain't looking

>>7265207

holy fuck, where are your ears???

>tfw got the best features off both parents
>tfw defined cheekbones, jaw and blue eyes
>tfw got a bulbous nose to top it off making all other features look bad
>tfw teased for life over it

>>7265459
have a nosejob nigga

>>7265462
>have a nosejob nigga
I'm a poorfag student, but if I ever get money I am doing

>>7261908
http://www.aglaiakremezi.com/articles/general/verjuice-what-do-sour-grapes.html
>B)

>>7262041
>mfw greyed blue
>also really full lips and a pleasant shade of dirty blonde hair
>mfw my nose is fucking enormous though

>>7265488
Iktf

>>7265488
>>7265508
you fags always complain about your nose but none of yours is as bad as mine so stop whining

>>7265530
Post?
And at least you guys have ears

>>7265488
>>7265530
Picture?

I seriously can not believe you guys' noses are that humongous

>>7265488
are you me?

eye color is pretty irrelevant. beauty is more about shape and proportions. only mudskins obsess over eye color because sometimes it's their only redeeming feature.

Light colored eyes aren't objectively more attractive. Imo Freja would look worse with green or blue eyes

>>7265551
>>7265564
their eye color looks good because it matches theri eyebrows

>>7265488
>light colored eyes
>symmetrical face
>strong prominent jaw
>full, attractive lisp
>good, high cheekbones
>able to grow a full, manly beard
>tfw 5'7 manlet

I would trade my entire face for an extra 4 inches

>>7265551
>>7265564
I think it gives them warmth and depth. Makes the eyes look bigger too. Keanue reeves looks perfect with brown eyes.

>>7265258
me too, man. had bad skin since the start of puberty while everyone else in the family has perfect skin and no scars whatsoever

>>7265459
iktf bro

>>7261978
ikr i feel like 80% of people have green or blue eyes here

>tfw your eyes are the bluest of all of them

>>7265258
>tfw you got sebhorric dermatitis over summer
>tfw you got impetigo as a result
>tfw slightly dark marks under your eyes/above your cheecks as a result
looks p cool to me tho i cant like

>>7267352
pics

>>7265207
no ears no forehead looks like god got lazy while creating you

>>7267352
>>7267352
nope

glacial blue eyed master race reporting

tfw eyes as cold as my soul compliment my cold monchrome wardobe

tru fashun killa

None of you niggas got heterochromia ergo none of you niggas got as much swag as me

>>7261834
>immediately thought "why would being a nigger help with girls"

>>7261998
>my green eyes are from genetics
>yours are from poop

uh huh.......yeah.........

>>7261834
>green eyes
>genetic mutation
>actually caused by different alleles contributing differently when speaking genetically.

tldr;
>claims genetic mutation caused special trait
>no genetic mutation

you're a faggot

I have chocolate brown eyes, but thick eyebrows. I don't understand why I can't be the black, male Cara Delevigne.

>>7265545
I wouldn't say enormous, just really long and thin, but the tip is bulbous

>>7269936
>tfw
this hits hard

>>7269936
>tfw bulbous tip, long and wide

>>7265590
Height doesn't mean as much as you think it means.

>>7261834
>mfw i dont even have to try with girls

ok permavirgin