/fa/ - Fashion

black hoodie pulled down black skinnies black timberlands
>yoyoyo whaddub cee
>washa name guurl
>wanna smoke drugz

So, bad pick up lines thread?

"May I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?"

Do you like whales? Cause there's a humpback at my place.

>'how much does a penguin weigh?'
>?????
>'enough to break the ice'

ka-ching

I dress normal.

I don't use "a line."
I think of something based on the situation.

For dates I wear a button down shirt.

Was your ass forged in the fires of Mordor? 'Cuz that shit is precious.

Do you work at Subway? Cause you're giving me a footlong

Wear whatever you feel comfortable socialising in

Pick up lines are for virgins

I must be Kenan cuz you hot as Kel

are you 9-11? Cause I could never forget you

>>7257752
Lol.

does this line only work on girls with pink hair and middle earth map leggings?

>>7257758
Girls with all hair colours wear Middle Earth Map Leggings, don't discriminate.

>pickup line

ahaha wow just kill urself u fucking lame god dam lol

>>7257754
>Pick up lines are for virgins
Well, they aren't JUST for virgins, but they don't work well.
There is no "magic" line, and if you actually watch or read PUA you'd know that.

As bad as SOME PUA is, there is a lot of wisdom to be gained from it.
Thinking "if i master these techniques i'll get laid in no time" is a surefire way to FAIL.

The best way to get girls is to focus on improving yourself and striving to be the best you can be.

It's funny when people say "just be yourself" because if that would work, nobody would have a hard time getting laid.
A better thing to say is "be the best parts of yourself" and keep working to improve.

That is where PUA may help, because you'll learn how to find and use your strengths. You'll also pick up on some things you've been doing wrong and learn from that.

I'd say most PUA is bad, because the most popular do try teaching methods, and methods won't work.

What works is simply figuring out what you're good at, and learning the best ways to work with it.

>>7257769
the colour of the papery bits is so revolting.

>>7257785
You mean the background of the map? I think they were trying to make it look like aged paper, but the effect doesn't translate well when printed on shiny nylon.

>dayummmm, girl
only line you'll ever need

>>7257787
yeah, a women's rights/anime/LOTR/hungergames girl in one of my classes wears them sometimes. It's got this discernible gold sheen.

I wish you were my little toe, because I'd like to bang you on every piece of furniture.

>acquire ice cube
>throw ice cube at grills head at full power
>now the ice is broken

>>7257743
It's polar bear, you tard. A penguin isn't nearly heavy enough to break the ice.

>>7257805
>acquire ice cube

How to get bitches: go to a party in rick owens

>>7257815
LOL

No

>>7257776
what the fuck is PUA. I heard that autist in Sad boys say it but i dont understand what it is. Is it some handbook with strategies for picking up girls?

>>7257823
pua is a pick-up artiste

>>7257818
go in a box logo then

>>7257776
Really there is wisdom to be gained from anything, because you can learn what NOT to do.

I've dabbled in PUA and I can't lie, it works great.
And also, it can very easily lead to actual relationships where both people care about each other.

I see both sides. I see the people who want, or try, to hate on PUA or the idea of using "tactics" and I see the virgins who desperately will do ANYTHING to get laid thinking PUA will save them.

The TRUTH is in the middle.
It's understanding how/why PUA is affective, but also the weaknesses.

I never needed PUA. I never said "fuck, I can't get laid, I need some tricks" so maybe that's why I can understand it better.

I read it out of curiosity because I saw it happening in front of my eyes time after time.
I saw people using these "tactics" and it seems so obnoxious/obvious from a guy watching on the sidelines, but it fucking works.

I could still get girls. I had long relationships and all that, but during the times I was single I noticed this stuff happening. The girls I was "pursuing" getting snatched up by some douche bag treating her "like shit" and it was hard to watch, but also interesting figuring out why.

When I say I dabbled in PUA, I should say I read some and tried it, saw that it worked, and learned from the experience.

I learned red-flags and how to spot green-lights (indicators of interest) and used my OWN personality and social traits to get (or not get) the girl.

There is PUA, which is, for the most part cheap, and then there is "game" which is useful and very beneficial.

PUA is a good way to learn and discover game, but it isn't something that you should use as a method.

You learn THE game, then you learn how you play best, and then you learn how she plays.

>cont

the bitch should come to u not the other way round

>>7257837

The romantic, white knight, or female, will be quick and eager to say "but a relationship formed by using "games" is not a real relationship"

What they fail, or refuse, to understand is that it isn't "using games" it's using your brain.
It's learning how to make the most out of a situation, and be the best you can be.

If you think "game" means constantly being on your toes, lying to and tricking girls, then you don't understand what "game" is.

It takes me less than 10 seconds to know if a girl is interested in fucking me.
If she isn't, she also isn't interested in dating me.

If I see her interest, I can't just walk up and say "yo let's fuck now"
"Game" is what you use to cross the bridge from eye contact to fucking.

I know everyones gonna hate, but i'm way too tired to keep typing so have fun ripping this apart.

I tip my fedora to you all.

six four

there's a girl that works where my mum works
she's qt as fuck and the few times I've been in we've chat a little and flirted a bit.. I think, I'm terrible at picking up signals
anyway how should I go about getting this going?
it's difficult because I don't want to give myself away to my mum and have her say something that'll fuck everything up
couldn't even find her on fb for the old cheeky add either

>>7257852
One thing i can say is that your mom will always be a "liability" to your case, but the nice thing is is the girl you're interested in won't care as long as YOU are confident.

You don't want your mom fucking it up?
Get the girls number before your mom has a chance to say something stupid.
If you're already worried your mom said something dumb, play it off.
"My mom hasn't said anything embarrassing about me, right?"

Basically, just act like unfazed, like it couldn't possibly bother you because, like Nike Canyon once said "parents just don't understand"

Being calm, cool, and also knowing the right degree of humorous self deprecation will work wonders when it comes to getting girls.

When you talk to this girl at least TRY to talk to her like she's someone you've known for a long time. You feel completely comfortable around her.

>>7257883
I can do self deprecatory humour, I don't even really struggle with idle chit chat to be honest
I'm just rarely there and if I am most of my time gets taken over by my mum wanting to talk to me because she assumes I'm there for her
tough to ask for her number and all

next time I'm in I'll just shit talk with her and see what she does outside the job and then try find common ground and say oh I know about blah blah, do you want to hang out sometime and do that blahblabhlahbalh
it'll feel awkward as fuck but who cares really I'm moving country in a few months, this'll be good practice to get my confidence up

>>7257827
half of hb is still virgins who's major interactions is fighting others camping for flippin

>>7257903
tell her u own rick owens

>>7257931
wats hb

>>7257930
but I don't
and why would I?
I'll tell her she's qt as fuck though.. but only if we've both been drinking
>mfw I'll ask for her number
>she'll give me her number because she's nice
>ask her to hang out
>hang out
>"hey I can't hang out too long I'm meeting up with my boyfriend later"

women are oblivious when it comes to things like that.. at that point just leave..

>>7257941
>>"hey I can't hang out too long I'm meeting up with my boyfriend later"

>>7257941
>women are oblivious when it comes to things like that

Ha you're dumb for thinking they're oblivious.
They play dumb, but they know what they're doing.

>>7257941
#ethered

ay gurl, u an astronaut cuz imma ride up uranus
>>7257940
a forum for teenagers who still think its sexy to act catty for non popular stuff oh and the banter sucks majorly
>>7257941
what.....?
what's ur response to that

>>7257954
then why? because the attention is nice? it feels nice to lead someone on knowing they don't have a chance because of their narcissism?

>>7257962
partly but read this
>>7257847
>>7257837
big game,it's an irl RTS that seems daunting at first but isnt THAT complex,granted i too am learining deeply about the mechanics and making dece plays each time i boot up

i dont beleive in hb

>>7257962
It isn't something I know how to explain really.
But yea, it's because of the attention, but also a lot more than that.

It's just how it is.

I guess it's part of their submissive nature, because girls tend to not like to ever cut ties unless it benefits them.
Why would they?
Why would they say "no don't give me attention?"

She seeks attention out of insecurity, and other traits, so why wouldn't she see how much attention she can get from a guy.
It isn't even to be mean, in a lot of cases.
Sometimes it's to be "nice" because they don't want to hurt your feelings.
It's their submissive and social nature to always play the safest bet.

It's just how it is. It doesn't matter why.

>>7257984
yeah I get that
just wish they could be more up front is all.. but I suppose the ones who are upfront then tend to look overly sceptical because then the guy can just be like 'I just wanted to hang out I didn't want to fuck you?' and then she's left looking stupid

hopefully going in to my mum's work on saturday, I usually go before football games and chat for a bit.. might invite her to come some time or something and if she seems interested I'll ask for her number to set it up, won't seem daunting to anyone

kind of tempted to talk to my mum subtly to find out more about her but get the feeling she'll pick up on it and say something to the girl while I'm not there which could be awkward as fuck when I do show up

>>7257962
Just because you think she's cute, doesn't mean she's sending out signals.

>>7257976

cz ur lame ass got kicked out

i drunk texted my ex asking which side of the bed it's best to sleep on.i feel so vulnereable now,but im gonna play it off it didnt happen
i want to kill myself sumtimes

>>7257976
do u beleive in box logos tho?

>>7258003
precisely
I'm absolute shit tier and reading signals
I cannot differentiate flirting and just being nice
however she was at the very least being nice and not ignoring me so there's that

>>7257999
>just wish they could be more up front is all
See: submissive

and someone else in this thread said that girls should be the ones approaching guys...
Girls do approach guys, but it's rare and not getting approached doesn't mean much. Some girls will NEVER approach guys, even if he's the hottest guy she's ever seen. Even if she's dying to fuck him, she'll never approach him in a million years.
Some guys do fine only fucking girls who approach them but at the same time they are missing out on a lot more by never approaching.

>I just wanted to hang out I didn't want to fuck you
saying stuff like this to a girl can actually increase your chances to fuck her haha. it makes her realize or think that you don't want her, so of course, now she wants you.

so yea, there are plenty of reasons why girls don't straight up say "i have a BF" sometimes they are fucked up reasons, sometimes they are good reasons and sometimes they really wish they didn't have a BF.

anyway, good luck.
you seem to already be doing good.

>>7258011
stop fucking drunk dialing your ex man.
seriously if it's that big of an issue just delete her number.

do you understand that ANY text, whether it's funny, whiny, mean, whatever is HURTING your chances of getting back with her? she is losing MORE respect for you every time.
literally anything you say to her is putting another nail in a coffin that should already be closed and buried.

i know you know this.

>>7258023
>anyway, good luck.
>you seem to already be doing good

what makes you say that?
I get what you mean though.. I have little trouble talking idle with girls because I'm generally sarcastic and witty on the spot, I mean sure people tire of me over time but initially I'm not so bad.. I just don't go out of my way to find girls because my tastes are too specific, so when I do finally find one I'm keen on I revert back to a 14yo spastic and just spazz out

>>7258018
And this fucking sucks, because I have contact with a lot of guys due to my hobbies and what I study and I treat them nicely like any other human being and I enjoy hanging out with them. And that makes some of them think I'm leading them on I assume.
And as another anon said it comes of really full of yourself and socially crippled if you go into any conversation mentioning that you don't wanna fuck that guy.

dead at computer nerds writing out detailed mamograms on getting girls

>>7258032
i know bro,i was in a bad headspace and there's no excuse for doing that at all,felt confused and lonely the last few days for whatever reason,i think not being able to share sum lighter shit with a bro got to me idk.i know she was testing me a few days ago she came up to me and hugged me wanted to make chat and i ignored her to go w/ a bro and she recently did the exact same thing when her friends were around
troalpost is an idiot at times and atleast school is over in a few days so seeing her will be near impossible
after waking up 2day i felt a new perspective new refreshed game plan,things r gonna be good my fren
fugg man,i just wana c new qt3.14's i dont know ,feel that new rush of seeing sum1 new.

be blessed
stay based bro
may rick owens bless u with gr8 cops and michelle lamy bless

>>7258038
damned if you do damned if you don't
I suppose subtly mentioning your bf in casual context is the best option I'm not sure

>>7258040
yo homothug, does the music you post every now and then have a genre name? i knida dig it

>>7257837
>>7257847
Are there any sites, books or whatever about PUA you would recommend?

>>7258056
im about to start adding 70s punk vocals to my shit soon and pioneer a new genre called punk wave

>>7258077
recommend me some inspo/something related then, your beats are pretty entrancing

>>7258052
Yeah that's the best way if you find a way to work it into a conversation.
Except if you don't have a boyfriend I imagine.

>>7258087
im in my own lane, there is no one else

what does "eyes melting across a crowded room" mean?

>>7258132
>melting

you mean meeting?

>>7258137
no
here's the full text
"That "eyes melting across a crowded room" thing is beckoning"

>>7258147
typo that got fucked up by autocorrect maybe? idk, "eyes melting across a crowded room" makes zero sense to me

>>7258153
yeah i thought so
makes more sense in full thx anon

>>7257747
autism awareness

"How long you been like that"
"..like what?"
"Beautiful"
;)

>>7257753
Or the gay version:
Do you work at subway? For 5 dollars, can I get a foot long?

>>7257847
>>7257837
Heh, lame. Do you exclusively date dumbasses? I'm sure the virgins on /fa/ are impressed but I'm not.

>>7257730
I dress like how I usually dress.

My key pick up line is "Hi how are you"

>>7258554
This. don't be a huge fagget and don't overthink things.

>>7257730
why the fuck would you need a line? Introduce yourself and start talking. Maybe offer a cigarette.

>>7257847
LOL even as anon hes signs his shit post as HURDR six four

>tfw aspergers
one day i'll b gud at this "going outside" thing /fa/
;-;

>>7258554
thsi isnt actually poet is it?

You've got the most (appropriate adjective+noun) I've seen all day. My name is anon.

>>7258881
You've got the most fat arse I've seen all day. My name is oh you've left..

>>7258717
>poet
>this thread
>that post
Think for a second.

>>7258955

>completely sober, during daytime
>see a qt walking down the street
>"hey excuse me, this is probably super random, but i was just wondering if you'd like to go for a cup of coffee with me"

works like a dream.

>>7259020
Post fit on that day.

>>7259023


i've done this many times but here's something from my waywt folder

"Caught you mirin' my Rick"

>>7259038
this looks p dope

theres 21 letters in the alphabet, riight?
nah nigga there's 26
oh yeah i forgot u r a qt
oh my god uguu~~

>>7259038
>tfw this will never happen to me because nobody does this in germany