/fa/ - Fashion

Not doing Halloween but cosplaying as Terry McGinnis at a convention.

>>7155048
Are you using fucking pencils as bullets bro?

>>7155084
>not taping live rounds to your head

>>7155059
In uniform or no?

>>7155084
I couldn't find any empty bullets, any ideas?

>>7155084
he was a journalist not a killer faggot try harder fuck man my anus hurts so bad that little fuckers like you get me all wild up

Im posting this again since I got no replies on the fuccboi thread

should I go as han solo or peter parker?

>>7155097
Han is way better dressed, out of uniform Peter Parker is hard to recognise.

Solo is the way to go

>>7155108
what the fuck is that camera focusing on?

>>7155084
>>7155091

he didn't have bullets or pencils, it was the toilet paper from a ration pack.

>>7155108
will being han solo get me mad pussy

>>7155048
Just going to go as a full body penis and give out condoms out of a plush vagina like last year, but no mayo this year

>>7155133
no, you will be doing hand solo by the end of the night nerd

>>7155117
Sweet, I was planning on re-watching it tonight anyway. I remember him not having the card too, that was some other guy right?

>>7155133
Dude, there's always a Leia around to lay you bro. Seriously, as soon as you find somone dressed as Leia and you've got an instant connection and it's all smooth sailing from there.

>>7155165
i don't think any of them had the card, actually.

or if they did it was later in the movie and i've forgotten.

>>7155089
>empty bullets
are you a retard?

Dope af

>>7155570

Dots too big and too far apart.

i'm supposed to go as james from james and the giant peach

any advice?

>>7155570
hailey in color tv mode

hey, are you pregnant?
your tits have been sagging for 6+ months

I fucking love this thing.

>>7155570
step up, senpai

I'm just gonna buy a fake mustache from a vending machine and cover it in powdered sugar so I can be a cocaine cowboy.

>>7155089
empty bullets?

do you mean a practice round with no gun powder and just the primer ? (squib can killa ya)

or a shell casing?

or a dummy round? (spent primer, empty casing, bullet loaded into the brass)

or

are you just an idiot

>>7155085
i sleep with a box of live rounds near my head, they won't do anything

they're not nuclear reactors

plust the only rounds that would go off if you dropped them are .22lr or pinfire

I'm going to wear my BDSM gear, like what I do every year.

>>7155570
yea except not really

just need the leather driving gloves for my gooseman. should be here wednesday

>>7155667

Where's the scorpion jacket?

gr8
not pictured: mini shorts, tail, thigh high socks, knee height wedges

>>7155686
he had that same fit when he wasn't wearing the scorpion jacket

im going as a mormon but im scared that my coworkers will think im trying to be /fa/

>>7155667
>at cinema
>watching a film, called Argo
>it's really good, not Drive, but good
>girls in front of me talking, tap them on the shoulder
>"listen to me you two fucking cunts, I will fucking murder you after this movie if you don't shut the fuck up right now. And yes that is a death threat"
>they shut the fuck up
>leave theater, get in my car and drive past them with that song "where is my mind" by Edward Norton playing

my edward scissor hands was fail tier...

I have no fucking clue what I want to do this year... I can't even think of any funny memes i wanna do

>>7155714
im also probably going to do this alone so its going to be a lot more awkward

>>7155710
r u gay

>>7155686
wasnt paying $140 for a white satin bomber with a fucking scorpion of the back that id wear one. went with his other fit in the movie

>>7155714
>>7155733
swipe some of those pamphlets they hand out just to be sure.

don't go as a mormon by yourselves, mormons always come in pairs.

>>7155710
>not pictured

twerk bby pls fix this

>>7155559
>>7155646
Jesus christ you guys have a really low threshold to be pissed off, huh? I'm no weapon specialist, I'm not claiming to be educated in different types of ammunition man. I'm just assuming that prop bullets would be empty. You knew exactly what I meant, the English language was successful this time round and you understood the point I was getting across. Instead you both wanted to be jackasses about it and wanted to assert some kind of power over me. Especially you, sieg. Listing all that unnecessary shit? What was that? Do you think that makes you cool? Do you think some qt from the internet is going to see your knowledge of brass dildos and go out with you? You belong with all of those faggots at /k/. Wanking over your weapon's rate of fire and shit. It's pathetic how much synthetic power you draw from that shit. They don't make you any more of a man than I. You would/could not shoot someone nor take a bullet yet you carry your toys around waiting for the say you can pretend to be the "hero" you saw on TV.

I expected this douchebaggery from sieg but from you, anon? I'm disappointed.

>>7155745
no i have a gf pic rel8ed i blocked her face so u nerds wouldn't fap 2 her

>>7155759
im worried that id end up in trap threads on /b/ if i post the whole costume
i couldn't handle that

>>7155749
Your costume looks good. Before I read what you typed I knew it was the goose

I'm going home alone Halloween night, aren't I?

I'm going home alone Halloween night, aren't I?

>>7155766
lol is this pasta

>>7155766
what they're saying is that a bullet cannot be empty, it is solid metal.

what you're asking for is an empty case.

>>7155776
>so u nerds wouldn't fap 2 her
>implying i wont b fappin to u

B) twerk pls

ps just post the bottom then

>be me
>not a fucking clue what im going to wear
>halloween is in 3 days
>halloween party at work is on wednesday

holy shit im panicking its the last change for the qt to fall in love with me

what costume can i cop at the mall cause the ones at dedicated costume stores are all sold out

>>7155785
thanks m8. worried i'll have to explain it all night to dumb sloots though

>>7155812
>>be me

well obvi its u u dumb ho

i have an idea how about u b a fag for halloween

oh wait thats what u r every year in this world so it doesnt count lmfao

>>7155812
1) wear a leather jacket like marlon brando lol

2) wear a white bedsheet with eye holes = ghost

3) buy a morphsuit

4) wear a hat and become hatman

5) wear cat ears and become catman

6) dont go to any parties

>>7155819
lmfao yea ur right

Gogo Yubari

>>7155812
>plain white tee with sleeves rolled up
>boots
>cuffed jeans
>slicked back hair

congrats you're now john travolta

>>7155829
solid advice

2 and 5 are the best choices, followed by 1

>>7155829
>5) wear cat ears and become catman

i'm already a cat
no one else on /fa/ can be a cat

>>7155865
I tried option 4 last year as Hatman. No one understood the theme.

I just stood in the corner wearing a hat. :(

>>7155801
Just do the arm canon.
Unless you already made the whole costume then top kek

>>7155877
>Hatman
Your problem is the number of hats, bro. When you're wearing 3 hats, everyone gets it.

>>7155877
Your problem is the number of hats, bro. When you're wearing 3 hats, everyone gets it.

>>7155889
I was just wearing one Boston Red Sox baseball hat. All the qts would ask me who I was supposed to be. . .
>"I-Im H-hatman. G-get it?"

Went to party as Dangle Friday night.

>>7155766
i like you, guy

>>7155846
dope

>>7155714
mfw i did this once

i couldnt wear the same white long sleeve and black pants ever again without people saying that the mormon's back

sigh

>>7155896
Look at this guy.

>>7155725
>leave theater, get in my car and drive past them with that song "where is my mind" by Edward Norton playing
what even is this post

It's coming together quite nicely, $3.5k later. God I love my second hobby.

Will obviously be ditching the blaster

>>7156092
what?

step it up, OP

>>7155048
>not wearing this costume
do you even halloween effay?

>>7158026
n-nice cheekbones

>>7158026
still missing the toilet paper ration.

>>7158026
Oh shit! The JOKER card! Why the fuck didn't I think of that? Hell, why didn't they fucking put that in the movie? or the fucking poster at least?

But yeah, you win. I only assembled my costume in a day with shit I had around the house. I don't even have the glasses and I'm forced to ghetto myself the badge.

>>7158081
Oh man, this is the best fit I've seen Knoch in.
Much better than all the box-on-spindly legs fits he pulls.
Hair is also god-tier.

>>7158081
tHe_hoR_ror

>>7158116
knoch wehrmacht fits are godly

>>7155795
it is now, dumbshit

>>7155048
Halloween was last weekend

>>7159217
fuck, w2c ski mask quick

>>7156092
what

>>7155803
who cares, guns are for neckbeards anyway

>>7156092
>Second hobby

Is it airshit?

>>7159217
shittiest horse masks i have ever seen. they're so small. it doesn't even cover your face. what the fuck??

>>7155048
I'm going as Donnie, my buddy is going as Frank. Should be a good time.

>>7159897
>mfw im doing this too because im lazy
>mfw i know it's a shit costume and i'll look like a depressed weirdo to people who know what it is

>>7159914
It's just a costume my dude. When I see someone dressed as Iron Man I don't think that they are actually Iron Man.

>>7155048
andy warhol
blond wig, banana, pleather jacket, can of campbells

>>7155766
It's funny how you actually consider /k/ the fags in this situation.

>>7155812
abe lincoln... vampire hunter. All you probably need is a fake ax, top hat, and a beard if you don't have one. The rest should be staple formal clothing. You can add some nice blood touched, or rips, but that's your choice.

Still needs gloves and may need to change to boots.
/fa/'s costumes look pretty sweet.
Gooseman is spot on, and this guy >>7155909 is on the ball.

>not dressing normally and saying your costume is a male model
>mfw

>>7155048
I see you went with my suggestion
Although I think Animal Mother would be better

Add a little bottle into that helmet strap. It'll be like gun oil, as you see in forrest gump. That would be sick.

>>7161622
>explaining your costume to everyone you meet
not how its supposed to work faggot

>>7162206
Then he have to cop a grease gun replica

>>7155766
forreal, I'm a gun guy and go to /k/ a lot but even I wouldn't go full autism over a guy who obviously doesn't give a shit about guns or doesn't know much about it. He said "empty bullet", so fucking what? sieg you are so obviously tryhard.

>>7155667
Good, like the other anon said, didn't need to read to know you where the goslinator

>>7155710
Twerk you are soooo gay

>>7162630
>implying i dont have a gf
c.f. >>7155776
shes a 10/10 qt and wears rick owens and vionnet couture

>>7162633
did u meet her at school

where can u even buy vionnet these days?

>>7162633
It's not the gay on the outside that counts, it's the gay on the inside. :^)

>>7162237
yea that's not how it's supposed to work, but you could dress like Barack Obama (president of our great USA) and still be questioned on your costume.

i'm gonna go as Sonic anyway, like i always do.
and when i say "go as Sonic" i mean sit at home dressed like Sonic reading the Sega forums masturbating while eating candy.

deal with it you stupid piece of shit.
saged, filtered and reported.

>>7162640
the name is still being used, although what's being produced for it is pretty awful

http://www.thecorner.com/us/women/designer/VIONNET?tp=53894&gclid=CMG_trSdvroCFUVxQgodABEAyg

>>7162641
uhmmmm im genderqueer its straight no matter who i have sex with
or gay? idek how it works

I might go as a trauma victim
seems pretty original and can you imagine the shitty pick up lines?

backup costume is just a greek god sorta, but since it's so cold i would be wearing sweater and pants and that just feels off.

>>7162670
sup pep

>>7162673
sup
i will have the flowery thingy for in your hair tomorrow, hopefully
etsubled atten

>>7155165
he has a joker card

saw this dope af fit this morning

>>7163206
>not going as the two gay cops

I'm going as Archer.
Wearing a suit.
With a gun
and a drink

The good thing about being Walter White for Halloween is that if I don't know where to find some clothes for the costume I can just check out the /mfa sidebar.

I'll so the cheap as fuck cannibal. Just got contacts and a lot of fake blood. Wear white shirt, put fake blood on sponge and bite, let it drip down my beard and shirt.
Looks fucking creepy and aparently pretty good.

Am I enough of the slav-core for the halloween costume?
>i am of slav so there is no answer of the "no"

>>7163526
Sorry for rotation into picture, problems of tablet are issue.

>>7163526
You got a flat cap?

>>7163536
It is of obvious nature.

>>7155215
the card is in platoon

Just gotta make a crown

>>7155909
Got the pics you posted in the old thread?