/fa/ - Fashion

if youre not a fag, stop dressing like a fag

since you are a fag, just suck some dicks and live the life you were meant to live

>>7074625
option 1. post fit and be judged accordingly
option 2. kill yourself you pathetic autistic loser

>tfw when 8/10 qt flirts with me for a month
>tfw she stops after that month because a close friend said I was gay and she believed it

>are you gay?
>no bitch
>proceed to rip off all her clothes and hatefuck her

>tfw since i started dressing all black girls seem to hate me for no reason
do i come off as arrogant or wtf changed?

>>7074638
I do not dress like a fag
I rock heroin chic

>tfw strong jawline
>tfw hollow cheeks

>>7074652
are you me ?

>>7074646

why didnt you get in them guts within that month?

oh yea, because you like dick.

>>7074646

you easily could've reciprocated in that large span of time

>>7074638
I do not dress like a fag
I rock heroin chic

>tfw strong jawline
>tfw hollow cheeks

>>7074646

are you me ?

>>7074625
>tfw when frequently catching girls, gays, and old men 'mirin.
Feels good man.

>>7074681
>oldmen
>feels good

>>7074671
>I do not dress like a fag

do you wear tight jeans? scoop necks? is your hair perfect? are you underweight?

congratulations, in the eyes of 99% of the population you are a fag

>>7074625
Stop having bitch eyes.

that's why they know you're gay

gay guys have optimistic looking eyes

straight ones have cold emotionless ones

you probably have bitch eyes and a bitch body

>>7074704
>do you wear tight jeans? scoop necks? is your hair perfect? are you underweight?
all of the above

>>7074646
Lol, I would totally do that to a friend.

>>7074719

optimism is gay. you gotta look angry, walk tough, and speak disinterested. even in your rickownes maxidress

>Tfw badly broken nose with bad nose aesthetics

>>7074736
Not angry, more like you're slightly bored by the current situation.

>>7074704
OP here

>tight jeans
no


>scoop necks
no

>perfect hair
yes

>underweight
5"8 132 lbs, skinny

>tfw people think you're gay because you worry about your apparence

>>7074740
It might be because you have a bitchboi body.

does ryan gosling have a bitchboi body?

>>7074719
I do not have bitch eyes
Most of the time I look emotionless or bored, sometimes angry

>>7074754

says you, but somehow you still get pegged a faget

>>7074754
Then you have a bitch body and bitch body language.

>>7074767
I'm not a skeleton and I think my body langage isn't that bad
In my country most of the people dress like scumbags, that's maybe why

>>7074781
Ahhh, yeah that's why.

The idiocracy predicament.

eastern europe?

>>7074792
Sadly, France

>>7074797

Si si mec, pourquoi t'es sapé comme une dalpé? Tu vas voir ton keum? T'as pas une garetteci?

>>7074625

>be me in first time in london with a friend
>walkin around city in that effay winter attire
>everybody mirin' especially gays
>tfw friend asks if i'm gay

jealousy man!

>>7074819
Salut gros, désolé j'ai plus de garos

>>7074697
Feels good to be 'mired by erbody. Don't lie.

>>7074625

>>7074832
>>7074819
marseille scum
ahahha

gay guys hit on me sometimes
it's actually pretty flattering when they're not plebs
girls always check me out but i'm not good looking enough to get consistently hit on by them
i have to make the first move, which is normal i guess

>tfw too hot to wear jackets and layers
>too cold to just wear casual shirts and shit

fucking hate this inbetween bullshit

When a girl asks if you are gay, she is wondering why her attempts to woo you are not working, and the only reason why is that you must be homosexual. the small reactions she is used to getting from men, she is not seeing them in you and so there must be a reason. It means she is thinking about you sexually and its a greenlight to try to bang her. A defensive no will discourage her and make her think you're not interested. Your response should be playful and clear to her. remember that you're handsome and the girl is thinking about you In a sexual way and you need to take advantage of that.

heres what you do next time a girl asks if you are gay
>stop what you're doing
>grab her wrist firmly
>pull her body close to yours
>look deeply Into her eyes
>don't say anything
>*remember, she was already thinking about you in a sexual way*
>bite your bottom lip
>the stare into her eyes needs to be intense
>put her hair behind her ear while never breaking eye contact
>your palm should be now resting on the side of her neck
>lean in close
>and whisper "post fit, fuccboi"

>>7074625
>tfw gay guys love me because of my hairy chest and general demeanor
>tfw not gay
>tfw girls don't ever seem to give a shit

>>7076770
Denim Dan get off

>>7074625
Tfw get girls number
Texting
agree to start fwb/ fuckbuddy thibg

>tell her what im into
"What the fuck? No im not doing that"

She only wants boring ass vanilla sex fucking bitch

>>7076770
haha sounds hot post a pic

>>7076789

>tfw broke up with ex august
>tfw haven't found anyone else to choke while I violently fuck them from above & behind and cuddle with for hours afterwards

>>7076862
Most girls are into choking and rough shit

I wanted her to sit on my face have me lick her ass and pussy.
Piss in my mouth while degrading/ insulting me. Then have her squeeze my balls in public. Find a handful of random guys at the mall

Fuck them all have them cum i her.clean her up a little. Then demand money from them .($5) and ask them how they like fucking a $5 whore.

Then id bring her to a local strip club and have her suck me off.

She responded with how about we just do it at your place on the bed. Im not into that...

Not responding to you ...bitch thanks for wasting my fucking time

>>7076892
Sieg you are a meme

>>7076862
oh shit this movie is gonna be good

>>7076892
you are an idiot

>>7076892
>>7076892
> lick her ass
fucking nasty

>>7076914
not the real one tho

>>7074752
>does ryan gosling have a bitchboi body?
no but he has a bitchboi face

>>7076862

>tfw gay dudes awkwardly hit on you and spill their spaghetti

It's a compliment and a confidence booster rolled up into one OP. If you don't want people to think you're gay hit on girls instead of being such a quiet aspie so your preferences are known.

>>7074625
>02
iktf

>>7076995
that's nasty but it's ok for her to piss in his mouth?
ok fuccboi.

>>7076995
>being scared to makeout with a girl's asshole

>>7077197
no thats nasty too

>tfw pretty handsome
>tfw many girls are looking at you
>tfw these girls start hitting on you
>tfw gay
>tfw gays don't give me this much attention

wtf

i love licking cute girls asses (theyre usually pretty clean)

just start licking their pussy at first then move down. they might say something, but they'llstart laughing and moaning soon

>>7074625
why don't you just be gay? it's not that bad. be with someone that actually want you and don't have secret thoughts that you might be a faggot. let your lover have concrete thoughts that you are indeed a faggot.

>>7077305
this. I love licking ass.

>>7077305
>>7077896
Me too
The rest of you some sort of faggots?

>tfw gay as fuck but not that many people even realise until i tell them or they see me with a dude

grow a beard and lift you little faggots

>>7076995
I am the real sieg. I dont stick the tongue in just glide over it

Tfw sex doesnt even let me escape myself anymore. Need something stronger and more degradong that is not drugs or alc

>>7076761
do you live in a movie, anon ?

>tfw have to wear mfa clothes for qt's to mire
>tfw old white people and young asian girls give me a wide berth when I leave home in rick

>>7077933
i don't want to get bigger than otter and i can't grow a beard

>tfw probably not handsome
>tfw no girls look at me
>tfw no gf ever
>tfw no one ever talks to me

I wanna die

>>7079281

>>7079281
consider suicide

>tfw gay men want to fuck me
>tfw straight men want to fuck me

>>7079314
>killing yourself because you can't get pussy
Wow, you don't have a fucking life. If that's your only point in living, kill yourself anyways.
I get more pleasure from getting $tacks than from orgasm.
You degenerate cum buckets and walking dildos are all so lame.

>>7079396
>I have a life
>getting stacks

kek

photo of yourself bro so we can judge you look gay or not

Op how about you shut the fuck up

>>7079517
>>7079517
>>7079517
>>7079517
>>7079517
>>7079517

>>7079517
/tread

>find out p.much every girl i talk to at college is into me
>only girl i want is messing me about
>play pokemon all day and listen to shoegaze
at least my exams are going well
caught a shiny goomy as well
named him sizzurp

>>7080457
this

except
>only girl I want is quiet and doesn't party and I don't know what to do

>tfw failing math but have 90+ in all other subject
>tfw no 3ds to play pokemon
>tfw no shiny goomy

>be massive fag
>suck dick on a regular basis
>start feel thread on /fa/

help me yeezus

>>7074658
are you black? they probably think you're going after dem white wimmins

>>7080438
Hey you haven't been posting for a few days... I kinda liked it that way.

>>7080487
meant for
>>7080457

>>7080484
Well she wants me to go to a party with her and said she'll only go if I do which is a good sign
Pokemon Y is so sick lol
Can't put it down
>>7080487
Sorry who are you?

>>7080501
that's good m8
my gril doesn't like partying i d k how to seal the deal
>huge parties this week at uni
>can't decide whether to go with the boys and get wasted or stay and chill with gril like a pussy

I want to get it bad, but sold my 3ds

>>7080501
Yawn, we fucked.
Afterwards she said
"Wow, you definitely aren't gay"
I turned it around

>>7080507
Depends how you feel on the day tbh
If you go out you'll probs get a diff girl
If u actually want a gf then u should put the time in now imo
but im no starfucks so dont listen to me >>7080508
nice 1
gf material?

>>7080523
yeah i want her to be my gf but i also wanna get fucked up

starfucks says I should just ask her out for the weekend

>tfw no pokemon x or y to play instead

>>7080501
this guy srsly

>>7080533
Sounds like a good idea
gl m8
if u ever do get pokemon x/y lemme know and ill hook u up with some sick pokes
been breeding random shit for ages

>>7080523
Definite 8/10

>bretty handsome guy
>ladies mirin erryday
>don't make a move because teeny-tiny penis
>no one shall ever know my secret :'(
>mfw

>>7076354
Tee and a cardigan or pull over

I live with wearher like that every winter. Collect some cardigans and sweaters, it's all you can do. There's tons of chunky and baggy 90s ones at thrift stores.

>>7080558
I have this feel.

>>7080558
I just have a crippling fear of failure.

>6'2"
>6-7/10
>190lbs at 14% bf
>decent at guitar
>dress like gosling
>I can talk with anyone about anything
>but I always psych myself out and don't make a move
>girls call me hot and act interested and I do nothing

>>7080607
And my dick is 6 and 3/4 inch

>>7080558
you'll have no issue pleasing girls unless you've got a microdick

If you have a microdick you can see a doctor for that

>tfw handsom
>tfw dress nicely, better than everyone else at my pleb uni
>tfw girls always lookin
>tfw guys always mirin
>tfw no one ever talks to me

;_;

>>7080607
>dresses like gosling, acts like an autist
>doesn't get mad pussy every day
something doesn't add up

>>7080625
I go to a girl free campus for pilots, engineers, and programmers.

a hipster girl at work likes me atm though

but she's one of those stereotypical joy division/smiths/cure hipsters

You guys would probably like her though. She dresses in monochrome and is really skinny and tall and has a geometric tattoo. I made fun of it and called it the new tribal and then she started liking me.

>>7080642
Whats wrong with liking the smiths and joy division?

>>7080653
Nothing, it's just so predictable. They're alright.

>>7080642
that's cool and everything but unlike certain namefriends would have you believe, this ain't your personal blog where everyone's super interested about your personal life...

>>7074625
iktf except for the handsome part
how to stop looking gay ;__;

>>7080667
I don't know if you've noticed, but that's what feel threads are. That's why they're hated. Ima rate you an iq of 96.

>>7080642

ask her does she want to come round and listen to joy division and smoke weed sometime

guaranteed yes and she will think you are cool

>>7080678
no, a feel is a simple paragraph about a problem no one IRL gives a shit about, not some essay about a grill and her qualities, interests and hobbies...

>>7080642
A girl with a good sense of humor is always a great thing.

>>7080693
I'll be sure to greentext it and add some form of embarrassment at the end next time.

>no girl has ever shown me any interest
>be shut-in because horrible acne and scarring for years
>tried Accutane and ever other trick has not worked
>I will never know these feels
>Instead I get pitied
>considering suicide, it's the only way out

>>7080735
Go to /out/ and become a woodsman hermit. That was always a dream of mine reading lois lamour as a kid.

Got the same problem, man. I get enough attention from women, but the fags go crazy.
I like to tease them, but some take that the wrong way. Oh well, there usually a bunch of free drinks in it for me.

>>7080760
>free drinks

thx anon I'll remember that

That feel when there are girls around you that are your acquaintances and mire you.

That feel when you don't want to make any moves on them because you see them every day and don't want to make things awkward.

They probably want me to make a move, I just literally don't know how. Do I just need to get drunk with them, so in-case things go badly, I have the 'I was drunk' excuse? These are girls around my dorm btw.

>>7080750
I plan on going /out/ if/when I do actually kill myself

>>7080795

Yes. Get drunk with them and just see what happens.
Don't fuck anyone you seriously want to remain friends with.

>>7080760
>gf left
>needed attention
>went to a gay bar
>hugged with dozens of qt dudes
>they massaged me
>talked about my ex gf

Seriously, if you need to talk about girls visit a gay bar

>>7080805

That's golden. I once had a gf with boobs so fucking big it was annoying to go out with her because every dude would stare at her. After a while we just went to gay bars and had a good time without all the hogs. Going to the toilet in such bars can be a little creepy, though.

>>7080805

wow, i think you are gay m8

who the fuck does this?

>have GF
>she lives 100 miles away for now
>go to friend's house to drink / have fun
>it's me and 5 girls
>we're all drunk
>2 of them start crying
>i'm comforting them
>one of them is just kinda leaning on me and talking to me about her feelings
>one of them goes to bed
>the other leaves
>it's now me and 3 girls, all drunk
>they all calm down a bit
>they spend 2 hours telling me that i'm the perfect guy and that my gf is super lucky
>go lay on the host's bed, alone
>girl lays down and cuddles me from the left
>girl lays down and holds my right hand
>other girl spoons with girl on right
>we talk about our sex lives till the morning

>tfw nice guy

>>7080834
>tfw when that was the old me
Now i'm a top kunt

>>7080834

>not bringing up girl on girl
>not getting the girls to kiss eachother
>not having a foursome

youre a fgt m8

>tfw put on/loose weight easily
>tfw eating healthy and losing weight
>tfw weight from face goes away
>tfw chubby cheeks a bit of a double chin
>tfw round as fuck face
>tfw it's looking better now tho
>tfw this week and last week been pretty lax with eating healthy due to hectic work schedule
>tfw fat face again
>fuuuuuuuuuck

>>7080891

iktf

>eat healthy as fuck for like 2 or 3 weeks
>weight loss is going well
>mad weekend, eat a load of shit for like 2 days
>fat again and have to start over

fuck this

>>7080902
we'll make it

>>7080546
fuck I will

I'm the raf doc guy btw if you rmbr me :)

>>7080972
>responding to that guy

>tfw when a girl avoids every other boy else on the bus and sits on her own
>tfw when she asked me if i was going to get the bus with her

Of course i said no because car supremacy, She said to a friend that 'I seemed nice' even though i've lately been putting on this confident attitude instead of the nice guy one i am usually. What to do

>>7080996

offer her a lift duhhh

>>7080972
o yeh
i do
have you sold those yet?

>>7081005
i get a lift with my mum to college 8)

>>7081017

offer her a lift anyway and sit in the back with her, pretty cute

or tell your mom to fuck off and get the bus with her

>average as fuck
>try to get better looks
>now i get complimented about clothes and hair, girls give me more attention
>i'm not confident about myself anyways
>9/10 girl digs me, we hook up and be great friends later, we even go to a trip together where we hook up again
>confidence goes up x100000
>she doesn't talk to me ever again
>confidence goes down x100000000000

>>7081041
did you ever try to talk to her? did she just blank you?

either way take in in your stride bro, the fact she was willing to hook up in the first place says a lot

>>7081024

This.

>>7074671
>I rock heroin chic

>>7074740
>>tight jeans
>no

wut

>>7081015
yep sold them two days ago!

>>7076761

>tfw male
>tfw on the crazy side
>tfw haven't achieved /fa/ standards
>tfw girls ignore me. Into guys w/ swag
>tfw gays ignore me. Into basic shit and Reddit
>tfw trying to be /fa/
>tfw nobody cares
At least I got a qt.3.14 gf who actually supports my road to effay.

If a girls double checks me I can count that as a little victory, right?

>>7081136
Wat

>>7081062
I do not wear jeans

>>7081024
i'll tell my mum to fuck off and meet me after her stop lol

>>7080805
I did this. left the bar with a boyfriend. he's great and I've never been happier in all my life

>>7081145
if a grill pauses when talking to there friend to stare at me is that victory?

>>7081205
r u gay doe

>>7081064
>did you ever try to talk to her?
yes i did, the thing is that i got jealous because she spent a day with her ex-boyfriend so i was a douche, i apologized but she never talked to me again, only when i talked to her and gave me short answers
>either way take in in your stride bro, the fact she was willing to hook up in the first place says a lot
dunno man, sometimes i think that she would have done the same if i stayed average and my ''change'' is just in my mind thinking that i look better. Get it?

>>7076862
>>7076862
iktf too much
#chokegang

>>7081299
>tfw current gf likes light choking / being held down but won't let me slap her or really choke her and won't degrade me / be degraded / talk during sex

life is hard ;_;

>>7074625
>tfw pretty handsome
>tfw many gays are looking at you
>tfw these gays ask if you're straight
>tfw girls are in love with you
Sometimes when I wake up, I forget that I'm gay as fuck for bears and the likes.

>>7081071

>>7080558
how tall are you and how long is your baby penis?

>>7080642
>one of those stereotypical joy division/smiths/cure hipsters
>bad
do you even tumblr qts

>>7081263
Yes.

If a girl look me in the eyes for more than 2 seconds does that mean she likes me?

>>7081270
I am. was't able to put my finger on it until then.

r u me op?

>I'm bisuexual but I wanna sleep with more girls, but dont cus guys are easier to get with

I have a question,I got a nice watch from a girl as a present, and I want to get her a nice dress in return, but I don't know her measurements.

Can you help me guess /fa/?

>>7081650
>she got me a watch
>i'll get her a dress
no
get her a necklace / earring combo

>>7081650
And the reason is I'm not her boyfriend and I don't really know how to ask people things without offending them, I have AS

>>7081657
One final question, does cup size matter with dresses?

If it does, then can you give me a best guess, and if not then never mind.

>tfw body dysmorphia

>>7081664
just buy her a fucking necklace or something, for fucks sake anon

>>7081650
wow that's some awkward hand placement
yes son, just cradle her neck in your elbow.

>>7081664
What the fuck do you mean?
If you're asking for a guess at her bra size I'd say she's a 32 D or E if fitted correctly

If you're wanting to buy her a dress, just tell her you'll buy her a dress.
Can you at least tell me her height? dress size is dependent on measurements and I can't even give a good guess at what hers are without a height at least
My best guess right now would be:
height 5'4
bust:36
waist: 27
Hips38

So she's probably around a size 6

>>7081650
>>7081657
>>7081664
did she lose weight before that third picture? she looks kinda fat in the first two and then her stomach looks way small in the third

also if she's not your gf then make her your gf

she wants it dude

people don't get people watches without wantin them

>>7081664
>>7081657
>>7081650
why don't you give her the D?

>>7076761
11/10 sides have left me

>>7081664
She's 5,6 or 5' 7; judging from my own height.

>>7081475
Yes.

If a girl sits two seats behind me on the buss does that mean she wants me?