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/fa/ help NoFashionsense Tue Oct 8 14:36:37 2013 No.7037206 [DELETED]

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So I read the sticky and I am thoroughly convinced that you guys here might help me.
I recently got a job in a fasion store. The whole store hase kind of expensive brands like Wrangler, Lee, Levis and weird german brands like Brax and Gardeur and suits and whatnot.. While they don't ask ridicolous prices like LouisVuitton, the customer expects that they the employees of the shop give counsel and accompany them at every step of their shopping trip. This is where my problems start: I know next to nothing about fashion, I learned twoo weeks ago what denim means. My coworkers are almost al female, only the the boss and his goons are men. To them I look like patrick in pic related. The only reason why I was hired in the first place was because I'm a guy. Yes, a guy. I'm in the section for men's wear, specifically men's trousers and shirts. So help me /fa/. Help me to sell other men shit so I make the necessary sales. I'm a social guy and I like tot alk to people, but I can#t sell shit if i don't know hat coulour fits to what and why you can't wear this particular belt to this damn shirt.

>>	« 零 » !vAFhebe0D6!!cLIbuDbY2e6 Tue Oct 8 14:45:59 2013 No.7037241 BRAVO!

>>	NoFashionsense Tue Oct 8 14:48:58 2013 No.7037245 >>7037241 Please tell me you're not from clg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 14:49:29 2013 No.7037247 File: 71 KB, 1023x1023, 1377003492614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I can#t sell shit if i don't know hat coulour fits to what and why you can't wear this particular belt to this damn shirt. you can tell that it fits if it looks nice

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NoFashionsense Tue Oct 8 15:13:44 2013 No.7037384

>>7037247
And how do I tell if it looks nice? I sold an old man green troursers and an orange sweater one day and his wife complained that it looked silly. He bought it because he thought my advice was correct even though i had no fucking idea what I was doing.

>>	Yawn Tue Oct 8 15:14:10 2013 No.7037390 File: 2 KB, 210x161, 1354039626548.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7037247 >that pic

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:15:41 2013 No.7037397 >>7037206 lurk moar. just frequent fa, and read all the threads, and go on other websites.

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Tue Oct 8 15:18:10 2013 No.7037405 >>7037390 >that pic

>>	Yawn Tue Oct 8 15:19:52 2013 No.7037411 >>7037405 fite me irl btw i ignored that girl for like a day and she wouldnt leave me alone all day today nice 1

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:19:52 2013 No.7037412 >>7037384 why do they even sell orange clothes wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:20:12 2013 No.7037417 better ask stuff like this on reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice /fa/ is too edgy to give you the advice you need

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Tue Oct 8 15:20:40 2013 No.7037421 File: 25 KB, 423x280, Screen shot 2013-10-08 at 12.17.01 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7037390 >that pic

>>	Raf !!aU8VNkfELPl Tue Oct 8 15:22:33 2013 No.7037434 File: 238 KB, 500x375, 1368193450985.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7037384 >green troursers and an orange sweater >his wife complained that it looked silly toplel

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Tue Oct 8 15:22:41 2013 No.7037430 >>7037411 yep, that's how it goes. did you respond yet?

>>	Yawn Tue Oct 8 15:23:58 2013 No.7037440 >>7037430 yeh was i not meant 2?

>>	NoFashionsense Tue Oct 8 15:24:58 2013 No.7037442 >>7037417 Actually I'm here for the hilarious advice. leddit is boring.

>>	Calpol !!UOASVBGBMgl Tue Oct 8 15:24:58 2013 No.7037444 >>7037421 Hey Starfucks. Need your advice, can you mail me?

>>	Yawn Tue Oct 8 15:25:10 2013 No.7037453 >>7037447 aight common sense really thanks m8e

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Tue Oct 8 15:25:39 2013 No.7037447 >>7037440 no you can. just dont go crazy and give more attention than she is giving you.

>>	NoFashionsense Tue Oct 8 15:26:10 2013 No.7037456 >>7037412 Because he wanted something colourful.

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Tue Oct 8 15:27:09 2013 No.7037471 >>7037444 just ask here.

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Calpol !!UOASVBGBMgl Tue Oct 8 15:35:39 2013 No.7037508

>>7037471
Alright, so, girl is interested in me I think, kept rubbing against me when we were having coffee, sexual chats etc.
As I leave, she tries to get me to kiss her on the cheek. I tell her no and whisper in her ear that I'm gay.
Did I ruin it? I cant stop laughing/cringing

>>	Yawn Tue Oct 8 15:37:40 2013 No.7037517 File: 2.99 MB, 300x168, 1380747718930.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7037508 whats wrong with you

>>	Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Tue Oct 8 15:42:39 2013 No.7037540 >>7037508 ok, first off, explain why the fuck you would say that? how did she react after?

>>	Calpol !!UOASVBGBMgl Tue Oct 8 15:43:09 2013 No.7037543 >>7037517 More than I'd like to admit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:43:09 2013 No.7037550 >>7037508 You rock man ! Too good for this subpar world that's been created by monsters and retards

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:43:40 2013 No.7037545 >>7037517 who is the girl in the red?

>>	JUICY J Tue Oct 8 15:44:40 2013 No.7037552 >>7037543 well, are u ghey?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 15:46:10 2013 No.7037570 >>7037508 Well if you tell her you're not gay now she's not going to believe you. So you're fucked. Find a different girl. Or become gay.

>>	Calpol !!UOASVBGBMgl Tue Oct 8 15:46:10 2013 No.7037571 >>7037540 I didn't want to kiss her on the cheek. I'm too beta to be quite frank. She giggled and said she'd call me, we're getting a drink again tomorrow

>>	Calpol !!UOASVBGBMgl Tue Oct 8 15:47:09 2013 No.7037578 >>7037570 she already knows I'm not gay >>7037552 No

>>	JUICY J Tue Oct 8 15:49:40 2013 No.7037588 >>7037578 You sure about that? You WHISPERED into a girl's ear that youre gay maybe its time you finally accept it

>>	trunks !!SE08Bv/gZZR Tue Oct 8 15:49:40 2013 No.7037590 >>7037571 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oGvAHs8boQ

>>	Calpol !!UOASVBGBMgl Tue Oct 8 15:52:40 2013 No.7037606 >>7037590 That's always an option

>>	Deckard Tue Oct 8 15:54:36 2013 No.7037618 >>7037508 oh lawd, you fucked up big time Out of all the things you could have done/said, you did that. You'll have to make a pretty good comeback to fix this.

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Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Tue Oct 8 15:58:36 2013 No.7037659

>>7037571
>we're getting a drink again tomorrow
then just act like it didn't happen.
don't say anything about it.

honestly, i think you're good because if she let that slide she clearly likes you.

but if you can't handle getting kissed, what are you even doing on a date?

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Starfucks 64 !!9K82DbNiFMK Tue Oct 8 16:04:06 2013 No.7037699

>>7037659
wait i misread.
i thought she went in to kiss you and you pulled away.

if she told you, or made it very obvious she was expecting a kiss, and you didn't it can actually be a great move to not do it.
make her feel unsure and then surprise her later.

you can actually use this to to your advantage, but not for long.

>>	Calpol !!UOASVBGBMgl Tue Oct 8 16:07:05 2013 No.7037723 >>7037699 Hahahaha, I would never pull away, but we were talking about how brits and french always kiss each other on the cheek when they meet and say bye. As we were leaving she pointed at her cheek and I told her I was gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 16:11:06 2013 No.7037745 >>7037723 just laugh it off and it will go down as a joke but kiss her on the lips next time srs

>>	Calpol !!UOASVBGBMgl Tue Oct 8 16:26:36 2013 No.7037839 >>7037745 So tomorrow should I go for it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 16:54:05 2013 No.7037974 >>7037723 >As we were leaving she pointed at her cheek and I told her I was gay. what the fuck

>>	TroalPoϟt !!M/8ntLE+we3 Tue Oct 8 16:59:36 2013 No.7037989 File: 120 KB, 500x750, 1378609495408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7037839 yes >UTV

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Anonymous Tue Oct 8 17:00:35 2013 No.7037994

>>7037839
yeah, just be like that was funny yesterday when i said i was gay if she mentions it

if she doesnt mention it then just wait tll you are leaving again, and go to kiss her on the cheek this time, but kiss her lips, if she is into you like you say she will be waiting for you to kiss her