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>tfw talking about fashion with qt's
>tfw they relate to what im saying
>tfw every girl thinks im gay because I like fashion

>> No.6993945

You are gay

>> No.6993960

stop repressing it op, all your friends are sucking dick just go with the flow

>> No.6994338

>be first year college
>/fit/izen turned /fa/ggot
>kissless virgin
>art classes so many qt with designer shit
>dress in designer cause financial aid gave me dispossable income
>get to know them really well
>big project in class
>decide to group with three qt
>at qt parent's house in Whittier
>all alone with qt
>in same room doing work
>they start getting comfy
>damn imma fuck dese hoes
>one of them takes off pants
>panties be see through
>stare at dat gap
>laying down and get boner
>start to hump couch to satisfy the flesh
>finally just tell her she has nice legs
>thanks anon
>the other girls start to get comfy
> lets go to the pool
>they take off tops
>one of them says wait but this dude is here
>don't worry hes gay says one
>don't worry hes gay
>hes gay
>say I am straight
>they start freaking out
>get kicked out
>forced to walk 4 miles to nearest fucking pay phone and call a cab
>get warning from school about sexual harassment
>they tell everyone I am a creep
>can't make friends
>everyone thinks I am some kind of liar creep
>become a recluse
Are women even worth it. Why am I forced to play the game for a fuck. Why can I not just go get some clean hooker at a brothel down the street if I ever feel inclined to satisfy my dick. I am 22 and my admiration of women has not sufficed me enough to pursue. I do however fantasize of a women throwing herself at me for a night. It is not better to be seduced than to seduce?

>> No.6994358

>>6994338
Should have made a move earlier, faggot.

Stay beta.

>> No.6994384

>>6994338
I'll have sex with you for money

>> No.6994387

>girls ask if im gay
>tell them no
>dey want duh d
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpeg

>> No.6994383

>>6993930
>finally reached the point were I'm beginning to dress better than plebs
>go out to friends college dorm
>meet cool guy
>turns out he's gay and almost fucked the friend that invited me to the party
>third time ever trying weed so a joint has me fucked for like 5 hours
>gay guy insists that I get higher
>realize he's frequently winking at me and licking his lips
>try to ignore it
>not sure how to confront somebody about that, especiallly when under the influence
>later on in the night he slaps my ass and I just keep walking

The next morning it was all good. We didn't fuck but I met a cool bro who brings in many girlsand gives me free weed occasionally.

>> No.6994395

>>6994338
>fuck a girl in class 1 week in
>awkward classes every time
>don't talk to each other the whole semester
You fuck the last week. You have the entire semester to be suggestive, but don't let it be the basis of your interactions. Do this and you will avoid being a thirsty ape.

>> No.6994404

>>6994383
forgot to mention that the reason the gay guy was interested was because I dressed marginally better than the rest
Very happy that all the other guys on the floor wear shittier clothes

>> No.6994408

>>6994338
>whittier
You in SoCal? Buena Park/Fullerton here

>> No.6994419
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>>6994383
>later on in the night he slaps my ass and I just keep walking

>> No.6994423

>>6994408
Yeah use to go to classes out there. Trade school and art classes at community colleges. Just work with my pops as contractor/interpreter. Drive down to LA for work. Been SoCal all my life.

>> No.6994445

>>6994338
lmao is this true?

you just have a gay aura

>> No.6994447

>>6994419
what should I have done?
I didn't want to really make a thing out of it because he was in front of other people and telling him off in front of everyone may make him feel really embarrassed

>> No.6994462

>>6994447
lead them on but don't fuck them and act offended if they try to make a move lel that's what I do

and yeah if you're a skinny white boy who wears a button shirt slacks and dress shoes everyday and act shy around your peers ppl gonna start thinking you gay

>> No.6994498

>>6994462
:(

But I've expressed interest in girls within the circle, so I think I've cleared up that misunderstanding

>> No.6994535

>>6994338
Damnit why can't guys understand that you are supposed to make the first few moves.
don't sit around and wait for a girl to make a move.
that's how you end being led on, and everything else you talked about.

women are submissive by nature, men have been made submissive by nurture but are supposed to be dominant.

this is basic.
women know if they'd fuck a man within a few seconds of meeting him.
talking to her and becoming her friends takes away the mystery, and continually lowers your chances of fucking her.

whenever i say to not expect women to make the first move, some asshole has to say "if you are good looking enough they will" but that is not the point.
some women do approach men, but many do not, and never will.

again, it's pretty simple.
let's say that there are 100 women interested in you.
if you waited for them to approach you, you'd end up fucking a few, if you managed to keep your spaghetti in your pockets long enough.

if you approach them, you could potentially fuck all of them, and even if you screw up with one, there is still 99 more.
you'll only get better each time.

>> No.6994620
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>>6994447

jesus christ, you shouldn't have even let it get to that point in the first place. when you noticed him licking his fucking lips and making eyes at you you should have avoided him for the rest of the night or made it abundantly clear that you're not interested (implying you weren't).

the guy treated you like his bitch and you're worried about embarrassing him? i'm at a loss for words...

also fyi, he's going to keep trying to 'flip' you so you're gonna have to confront him eventually.

also this:>>6994498 isn't enough. you could be bi or still in the closet.

>> No.6994658

>>6994620
>the guy treated you like his bitch and you're worried about embarrassing him? i'm at a loss for words...

not him, but i've gotten hit on by gay guys plenty of times.
to be honest at times i've gotten it confused with a guy just being out going and trying to be friends.

now i know how girls feel haha

but the thing is, you kind of can't do shit unless it's passive aggressive.
if you get mad and say "don't fucking touch me" then you're gonna get called out as homophobic, which is pretty obnoxious.

i doubt i'd let it get as far as anon did, but sometimes guys can't take a hint, and will just keep trying.
same as the guys who keep trying to get a girl after being turned down.

>> No.6994663

>not letting gay guys give you a blowjob in the bathroom stall

>> No.6994678

>>6994658
getting slapped on the ass is crossing a line. i think it would completely appropriate to get pissed about that. anything less would be an implicit invitation to continue.

>> No.6994702

>>6994678
dont fucking get pissed. just say bro, im not gay.

>> No.6994703

>>6994663
tbh I would but he wasn't dressed better than me and was skinny fat.

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>>6993930

>tfw some stupid slut lists fashion as a hobby despite shopping from Zara and Forever 21 because she's a boring ass bitch with no actual talents or extracurriculars worth mentioning and only says fashion because she's a girl and thus can get away with saying she's interested in fashion

>> No.6994714

>wear button up
>anon why are you so dressed up?

>> No.6994723

>be shy beta fag
>as a joke, friends convince my one friend who is a girl that im gay
>since i never talk about girls, she believes them after a while
>they say its a secret
>tells everyone anyways
>now everyone thinks im gay
>idc, and lol internally

>> No.6994724

>>6994678

lmao wilding over something trivial like that is stupid

>> No.6994728

>>6994702
you're entitled to handle it however you want, but it would be appropriate to get angry about being sexually harassed.

>> No.6994732

>>6994714
lel

one of my friends wore buttoned flannel shirt under a hoodie one day and all the bitches were asking why he was all dressed up.

lel

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6994747

>have this pleb as fuck friend who always criticizes what I wear as faggy but once that style hits mainstream he copies it straight away
>one day had an all black streetwear fit and he called me a hipster goth
>w/e cause he's a pleb
>two months later he hops on that dick and I call him out on it
>he pretends he doesn't remember the times where I wore all black and says he got inspired by 'another' friend
>we have this huge bickering and eventually he claims he was dressing like this before I did
>in my rage and in public, I yell at him "I WAS ON THE BLACK DICK BEFORE YOU EVEN THOUGHT OF HOPPING ON IT YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT"
>realize what I just said and look around, they all probably thought I was a homosexual BBC lover

>> No.6994748

>>6994728
not if you didnt say anything before. if you were seemingly fine with it, then its not appropriate to just explode on this guy. if you want to yell at him you can ask to talk to him in private. your just going to embarrass him and embarrass yourself by making a scene.

>> No.6994754

>>6994747
freudian slip

>> No.6994759
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>>6994747
>tfw this happens to you with music
>mfw I don't care
>mfw I will always wear work wear
>mfw its timeless and fits my lifestyle
>mfw always starting new pair of raws to fade working at the shop

>> No.6994760

>>6994447
You should have told that degenerate to fuck off.

>> No.6994761

>>6994760
>>>/pol/

>> No.6994769

>>6994747
yeah and you copied that look from somebody else bitch

>> No.6994775

>>6994769

at least I admit it

>> No.6994781

>>6994759
>.gif

>> No.6994783

>>6994747

bogan sluts i work with call me hipster because i pinroll my jawns, wear nice boots and oversized ann d knits a lot

now they all wear oversized waffle knit jumpers from the mall with their uggs/knockoff chucks from target and call their style "hipster" now


omg help

>> No.6994784

>>6994775
>being this preoccupied with the tangles others create for themselves around you
You are part of the problem anon. You are part of the problem.

>> No.6994815

im surprised myself op for not being gay or even bi given all the attention and effort to be fa.

>> No.6995028

>>6994535
I've heard this so often now, yet I fail to understand it. How do you do the first move?
I would feel weird constantly touching her, getting closer or even saying my intentions out loud. Do you do this?

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>>6994783
fooking bogans MVIII

>> No.6995110

>>6995028
you don't "tell" her your feelings, and you don't state your intentions.

you never reveal your hand, just hint at it.
make her wonder.

Women can become friends with people they have sex with but RARELY will they have sex with "just friends". Thats why its important to begin the relationship under a sexual frame, otherwise it's the friend zone for you.

so now you're gonna ask the difference between talking to a girl you're friends with, VS talking to a girl you're interested in.

it's not exactly something i can explain, but the first thing you need to stop doing is talking to her a lot.
i know that seems backwards, but it's true.
joke with her, and chat a bit but then GTFO.

hit her up via text with "(her name) it was cool meeting you/hanging out/seeing you at ___. What night are you free to grab drinks?"

that's it.
her answer will let you know if she's interested.

>> No.6995192

>>6994535
>>6995110

Is this like /fa/'s version of broscience?

>> No.6995253

>>6995192
this is basic relationship and social dynamics.
it isn't a theory.

>> No.6995274

>>6995110
>what night are you free to grab drinks
It's better if you pick up on something from the conversation.
for example if she suggested some show or music or movie to you, tell her that you want to hear more about it. it makes her feel like she's in control

>> No.6995287

>>6995274
yea i usually try to bring up something we talked about when it's an option.

"i saw the new ___ video and thought about you, whatd you think?"
etc

i mostly use this in between dates.

>> No.6995350

>tfw have graphic tees on the musiccore and nerdcore side
>tfw wear em with streetwear style
>tfw /fa/ may not approve

>> No.6995356

>>6995110
Shit advice. a girl isnt gonna go out with you if that's all you say.

>> No.6995366
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6995366

>>6995356
who are you trying to convince?
probably yourself because you try way too hard to get girls but can't.

>> No.6995375

>>6995366
>shannon

>> No.6995382

>>6995366
Cute name.

>> No.6995385
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6995385

Anyone else feel it's incredoubly cringe worthy when you hear a guy flirting with a girl yet she just mindlessly goes along.

It's such pointless and obvious banter yet she goes along. Feels like this >>6995366 always aimed at a specific pleb tier girls.

>> No.6995386

>>6995375
>>6995375
this is how i started conversation with Shannon.
>walking to a bar
>see grill, very hot and tall
>i like
>"whats your name?"
>"Shannon"
>"haha the librarian at my elementary schools name was Shannon"

i don't remember what i said after that, but i got her number and hit her up that same night to come hang with me at this bar.

>> No.6995384

>>6994387
Yeah you guys are doing something wrong. If girls, that you consider an fuck option, assume you are gay you are being too passive anyway. You can look super gay but if you are makin moves girls aren't gonna think you are gay.

Though this is super generalized because a lot of girls don't even dig the super thin, effeminate effay shit.

>> No.6995388

>>6995387
yes he is

>> No.6995387

>>6995386
r u good lookin

>> No.6995394

>>6995386
>"haha the librarian at my elementary schools name was Shannon"
fucking smooth bro. mad prawps.

>> No.6995393

>>6995385
>It's such pointless and obvious banter yet she goes along.
that is the funny part.
i can admit that.

but it isn't just "pleb tier girls" whatever that would mean.

when a girl is interested, she's interested.

i know girls who have said "if i guy ever talked to me like that i'd just laugh in his face"
and i've watched them get on the same way, and fuck the guy the night they met.

that's why i'm not phased when girls say they'd never talk to a guy who talks to them like that.
if she was interested in me, she wouldn't realize i was talking to her like that.
sometimes i'll switch it up, depending on certain factors, but that text is pretty good.

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6995396

>>6995386
I found I girl online, she's not showing her face, dressed p nice, knows about fashion, thigh gap, she has invited me to her place to watch some movies, eat pizza and shit
picrelated

>> No.6995399

>>6995396
did u meet her on lookbook lol

>> No.6995398

>>6995387
only somewhat relevant.
confidence is most important, and that's how i made a good impression so fast.

her friend was actually yelling at her to keep walking, but i told her friend to keep quiet so we could talk.

>> No.6995401

>>6995399
nah

>> No.6995402

>>6995110

>you never reveal your hand, just hint at it.
this is 100% true, innuendo is the name of the game, carrot on a stick

>RARELY will they have sex with "just friends"
Depends, if you are just friends b/c nothing has happened but she still has some attraction to you then you have a chance. If you are just friends because you don't impress/excite/stimulate her in anyway then you are zoned the fuck out.

>the first thing you need to stop doing is talking to her a lot.
I agree less is more. Though some people take this too far and act totally callous. To me the key is showing interest in her, remember something or something personal but at the same time the frequency and tone of your interactions should convey the message that you have other options (especially if you dont lol).

To me really the number one rule is that woman want you more if other girls want you. In this way I take a different view than most on 4chan about the "friend zone". If you fail and end up zoned that really doesn't hurt because girls like guys they see hanging out with other girls more than a guy hanging out with a bunch of dicks. That said it is easy to become a gay0bitch boy and that won't help but if you are that cool, well-dressed guy that the girls see talking to their friends they will take notice and be naturally jealous. I don't even want to call it jealousy it is more like a vetting process, they know by nature of you talking to other girls you aren't a total autist so you have way more latitude than starting from square one.

Also final point is that talking to girls you know you won't bang is good practice for talking to girls you do want to bang without coming on thirsty or "beta" (hate the term but it summarizes it well)

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6995407

>>6995396
u gun get rapd

>> No.6995408

>>6995396
i wouldn't go without a face pic.
but i've never messed with dating sites.

her hiding her face is weird, and suspicious.

>> No.6995413

>>6995396
>she's not showing her face
seems bad. i mean you don't show your face if you dont want someone to know who you are, if you dont want your identity known you dont invite someone over, ya know? like if she is inviting you to fuck her why is she shy about the face? i guess trap or ugly, trap is more fa tho

>> No.6995414

>>6995402
>if you are just friends b/c nothing has happened but she still has some attraction to you then you have a chance.
this is the exception. i'd say the only exception.
when guys say they were friends with a girl for a long time and then they eventually started dating i would bet everything it's because she was interested in him for a long time and never made any moves.

the older you get, the less likely it is to happen.

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6995417

>>6995407
I wish mang
>>6995408
She's just shy I guess
>>6995413

>> No.6995421

>>6995417
probably a boy

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>>6995386
yeah your advice is kinda different than advice to most people. good looking people always love to say its their own game and such but its kinda bs. i mean you just picked a random hot girl and decided you wanted her and the same works in the inverse. a girl sees a guy and she can take tell if she is interested at least superficially and if she is already there you just have to not fuck up whereas most of us are already working from a deficit lol

Though I will say I like most of your advice though disagree on some nuances most likely due to looks disparity

lol all that is assuming this picture i found in the archive is you

>> No.6995425

>>6995398
>her friend was actually yelling at her to keep walking, but i told her friend to keep quiet so we could talk.
I like you so much more now.

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>>6995402
you know what's up.

>To me really the number one rule is that woman want you more if other girls want you.
social proof. there is no question about this.
i could go somewhere alone and maybe get a girl. if i go there with a girl i'd be fighting hos off me.

i've seen it happen many times.

> the frequency and tone of your interactions should convey the message that you have other options
exactly. never seem needy and never be too available.

>> No.6995431

>>6995426
haha what
>thinking about fucking you
out of nowhere

>> No.6995429
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>>6995421
this is just autistic, are there traps everywhere in America ? I'm not from there and chances shes a trap are like 0,1

>> No.6995437

>>6995431
it was like 2AM

i was playing GTA V and couldve went over there, but it was better to just wait for a lot of reasons.

>> No.6995440

>>6995429
honestly if this is the girl I'd do it but I'm a thirsty nigga. I mean its from the internet so if somehow you get there and the obscured part of her face is fucked up then just leave or somehing

>> No.6995441

>>6995429
you might as well go, i guess.

ive never done something like that before.
post the conversation and i'll let you know.

>> No.6995446

>>6995437
Drunk bitch?

I think the absolute best time to rain check a girl is when she brings up sex. She has something to prove then

>> No.6995448

>>6995440
Of course she is, are you even serious ?
>>6995441
There's a lot to translate, what do you exactly need ?

>> No.6995458

>>6995448
i want to read the conversation, from the start.
but if it's really long spare us all and just give me the breakdown.

what really matters is her responses to your questions. did she keep the convo going etc.

>>6995446
>I think the absolute best time to rain check a girl is when she brings up sex.
exactly.

>> No.6995463

>>6995458
he means its in a different language

>> No.6995489

>>6994759
thanks for that i was starting to get too comfy in this chair

>> No.6995504

>>6995458
Yeah, she's messaging me first, sends fashun pictures, we yell at each other as a joke, we're like old friends, no shyness or any discomfort at all.

Here's a part from the conversation
Me: have you watched Moonrise Kingdom ?
Her: No, but i'd like to
Me: We should do it together sometime
Her: Yeah, sure, wa can watch it at my place, we'll cook something tasty or just order pizza

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>>6994759
>tfw this happens to you with news
I swear to god the only thing that keeps me from murdering these people is the amount of effort I would have to put into getting rid of the body...

>> No.6995508

>>6995426
You posted that same text a few days ago. Stop acting like you keep getting girls when you just keep reposting the same shit.

>> No.6995524

>>6995504
>>6995504
hmm seems good but that's too short of an excerpt if the convo was a lot longer.

the thing is
>we're like old friends, no shyness or any discomfort at all.
is not a good sign, like discussed in these posts
>>6994535
>>6995110
>>6995402

but i'd go and see what happens.
YOU make the decisions.
she'll ask you what you feel like eating, so tell her.

i would've responded to "Yeah, sure, wa can watch it at my place, we'll cook something tasty or just order pizza"
>cool i hope you make good (food i felt like eating).

>> No.6995529

>>6995524
forgot trip.
GTA V is online in 2 hours.

>>6995508
the texts have dates, it's no secret when the convo happened.
i posted like five girls.
to be honest i havent met a new girl in almost 3 weeks i think.
i'm not having sex until i get something started with a new girl.

>> No.6995530

>>6995524
Yeah, 4325 messages in 3 days

>> No.6995531

>>6995530
oh god.
that's too fucking much man.

how many of those messages were sexual?
even slightly?

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>>6995531
not much, most of those are pictures like this one
I'm 18 btw and she's 19

>> No.6995542

>>6995536
that pic and
>>6995396
make it seem like she's hiding something so bad.
i can't put my finger on why, and i'm not good at analyzing photography so idk.

that's a shit load of messages.
seems like typical "you are about to be friendzoned" situation.

go, and act confident.
have her do things for you.

even simple things like "get me a beer" instead of "would you get me one?" or even worse "can i get you one"

>> No.6995545

>>6995429
Why did you post this in the WAYWT a few days ago?

>> No.6995549

>>6995545
lol..

>> No.6995551

>>6995542
>seems like typical "you are about to be friendzoned" situation.
Doesnt seem like this to me, I think things are going good, we'll see
>>6995545
To rate her ?

>> No.6995558

>>6995551
>Doesnt seem like this to me, I think things are going good, we'll see
i'm not trying to discourage you, but the situation you described is very typical.

one thing that makes it different is she invited you over, but i'm still not sure it's that meaningful.

girls will lead guys on unmercifully for tons of reasons.
keep an open mind, and keep your feelings in check.
don't try anything sexual until you are sitting watching the movie and be sure you sit down right next to her.

>> No.6995560

>>6995551

those pics dont really look sus at all

just go for some free beer/pizza lmao
maybe ur getting catfished tho

>> No.6995573

>>6995558
>keep an open mind, and keep your feelings in check
Thanks for the advice, I fucked up once at this
>be sure you sit down right next to her.
Sure thing, but I'm worried what if she'll be sexy as fuck, I get hard and she notices ?

>> No.6995577

>>6995573
>what if she'll be sexy as fuck, I get hard and she notices?
ha i guess that depends on your pants and how you're sitting.

>> No.6995583

>>6995551
>To rate her ?
You could not be any more pathetic.
I'm not even talking about the invasion of privacy and sharing other people's information on 4chan
I mean the fact that how attractive you find a girl can be impacted by what /fa/ thinks of her
just spineless

>> No.6995584

>>6995577
I'll be wearing heavyweight navy chinos but the dick silhouette will be visible, kek
I guess we'll be sitting on a couch or laying on a bed

>> No.6995594

>>6995583
>can be impacted by what /fa/ thinks of her
Wrong

>> No.6995601

>>6995417
didn't you say this was your gf?

>> No.6995602

>>6995601
I lied, yeah

>> No.6995603

>>6995602
omg y would u do that?????????

>> No.6995609

>>6995603
im so sry bb

>> No.6995611

>>6995609
i cn nvr trust u gain!!

>> No.6995613
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6995613

>>6995530
woah.

impressive, but if she wanted to friend you she wouldn't have messaged you as much.

you're in the clear, act yourself (none of the "go get me a beer" shit), be happy and outgoing. Confidence will come.

>> No.6995618

>>6995613
Snusmumriken confirmed for female.

>> No.6995621

>>6995611
oh noes ;_;
>>6995613
>impressive
Why ?
>she wouldn't have messaged you as much
Yeah, but if only she has a goal to friendzone me
>act yourself
I'm worried a bit, I'm shy and so is she, things are difficult after internet conversations, it's so much easier to communicate with people who was met in real life

>> No.6995643

>>6995621
she_would_not_have_talked_with_you_that_much_if_she_did_not_want_the_D.

You'll be sitting near each other on a couch/bed, just hint with your hand/body and you've secured a future orgasm.

>> No.6995658

>>6995643
We're both always sleepy after uni, because we chat until 3am erry day, so I can pretend that I want to sleep and lay on her or smth

>> No.6995670

>>6995618
>>6995643
so you are female then?

damn i have such good instinct predicting this stuff.
there were a few clues that gave it away.

>> No.6995669

>>6995584
what if she sees it? wouldn't she just giggle and perhaps start to get sexual?

>> No.6995677

>>6995669
That would be great, if she's a virgin I don't think she'll make any moves and I don't know if I should to get into her pants then or slow it down

>> No.6995681

>mfw fashionable as fuck
>draw attention everywhere i go
>girls think im gay till they come up and talk to me
>always want the dick

good to be me

>> No.6995684

>>6995677
you are straight up being misguided at this point, but i won't try to argue with miss Snus.
if you take a girls advice over a pro like me, you deserve to fail.

let me know what happens though, and i really do hope it works well.

>> No.6995686

>>6995684
You are the worst poster on /fa/ without a shadow of a doubt.

>> No.6995694

>>6995684
So, what do ?
>Sitting, watching movie
>Lay down on her shoulder
>Boner
>She looks at me
>???????????

>let me know what happens though
How ?
>i really do hope it works well.
Thank you

>> No.6995698

>>6994535
starfucks, are you good looking? you seem to have a lot of success with girls.

>> No.6995705

>>6995686
at least cite points you disagree with.

but i have a feeling you just can't grasp basic concepts about relationships, either due to: your lack of experience, your oneitis, or your vagina.

which one is it?
do you just hope i'm wrong, or have you tried what i'm talking about to know it's bad advice?

>>6995694
i've already said plenty. you're over thinking it.
be confident, take initiative, don't wait for her to do anything, don't apologize, don't expect it to work out.

go for the sake of going.
if it works out, great.

if nothing happens, and all you have is "hope" by the end of the night you did it wrong.

by the end of the night you should know if she's interested in you sexually or not.

i'll be here.

>> No.6995706

>>6995698
see:
>are you good looking
>>6995398

>> No.6995712

>>6995426
>if i go there with a girl i'd be fighting hos off me.
This is true, even if she's just a friend they'll immediately be interested in you because you appear desirable.

>> No.6995715

>>6995705
Start posting some fits from time to time. A few sharp ensembles would add a lot of gravitas to your posts here.

>> No.6995718

>>6995686
pussy detected

>> No.6995720
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6995720

>>6995715
lel

>> No.6995722

>>6995705
>don't expect it to work out.
Why not ?

>> No.6995726

>>6995720
what is this proving?

don't u have an #ether squad to join
and someone to dox with your leejun bros?

i never believed it but people not posting fits,do talk shit at times
enjoy your 10 years being on /b/ and 1 month out of the house
>>6995715
he did post a fit as anon once iirc

>> No.6995729

>>6995706
oh right. must have skipped over that. i'm one of the few "actual" models on /fa/ (mostly just runway) and i'm awful with girls. mostly because i'm beta as fuck and i've also been told that i come across as "non-sexual" (not even gay...)

i really wish gender roles were reversed :(

>> No.6995733

>>6995726
>what is this proving?
that he dresses like shit
>don't u have an #ether squad to join
>and someone to dox with your leejun bros?

>i never believed it but people not posting fits,do talk shit at times
>enjoy your 10 years being on /b/ and 1 month out of the house
wtf are you talking about?
lel(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)งmaymayface (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)งlel gb2/b/ xDDDDD(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

>> No.6995740

>>6995733
thanks for staying on board topic,but your post was greatly unnecesary to this topic.Now i see you're using part of my trip code as addendum for your post,thank you m8 :) nicest thing this morning to happen
>>6995729
there's still time to salvage your manhood bruh

>> No.6995748

>>6995740
autism

>> No.6995756

>>6995715
my fits aren't anything special. i dress better than a lot of guys, and some guys dress better than me.
i've been on /fa/ for over a year and have learned a lot and gotten a lot more confident buying clothes.

let's be completely honest.
if i started posting fits now, after everything i've posted, it would get completely trashed, even if it was good.

i've posted fits on occasion, as anonymous, because i wanted honest feedback.


none of my relationship advice would change if i was dressed amazing.
dressing nice only slightly increases your chances of getting laid.
the confidence boost you get from it helps a lot more.

>> No.6995768

>>6995756
Gotcha. Thanks for the reply, I can appreciate that. Also, I don't want you to think I was calling you out - I do enjoy a lot of your posts and I'm genuinely interested in seeing if your ethos manifests itself in your personal style.

>> No.6995823

>>6995768
>if your ethos manifests itself in your personal style.
not sure, but i'm working on it.
i get complimented a lot now, but i'm always in different areas with different people and sometimes look really out of place.
that's what i'll be improving for fall.

>> No.6995832
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6995832

>>6995823
forgot trip.

never post with a trip on /v/. it isnt a good experience.
>mfw

>> No.6995834

>>6995832
oh my god you think /v/ is bad try /vg/

one post and the entire thread just evolves into butthurt

>> No.6995843

>>6995834
i don't really think it's bad, because trips suck.
what's the point of tripping on /v/?
to be known as the guy with 100 hentail pillows?

i've been posting trying to figure out when GTA online is coming to ps3. seems like they are releasing it on the west coast last.

>> No.6995853

>>6995843
ugh i cant decide whether to cop it now for my 360 or wait a few months and cop it along with a new pc

>> No.6995878

>>6995834
/vg/ is more chilled when i used to post w/trip on
>>6995832
really rockstar?
lemme go check psn

>> No.6995903

>>6995853
i don't play PC games so it wasn't an issue for me.
i heard GTA IV was notoriously bad at launch for PC and only became good using mods.

it's really great. i beat it and then started a new game after which i'll try to 100%
may be frustrating because of all the stunt jumps and the collectables are really hidden.
i didn't find a single one my first play through, so i checked some in a guide and i would never find them without a guide.

the second time playing has been better.
>>6995878
that was a troll pic.
it's coming later today, but i don't know when.
some countries already have it.

>> No.6995933

>>6995853
do you actually video games? you just get more pathetic every day

>> No.6995954

>>6995768
Poet what do you have to say on the subject of women? Don't you have some long-term girlfriend or something? How does she feel about your fits?

>> No.6995969

>>6995903
the bugs were horrendous,it wouldnt run properly
>soucre :my dad works at PC

>> No.6996012

>>6995954
Women are human beings. I left my girlfriend of several years in January or thereabouts.
She did not like seeing me in anything but workwear.

>> No.6996088

>>6993930
So fuck them and prove them wrong

>> No.6998005

>>6994338
trust me, it's more than just your clothes that make girls think you're gay. you probably just come off as very limp-wristed and submissive. I would just tell you to sack up and get some confidence, but I know it's not that simple. just work on talking to people more and being more outgoing in general. also, alcohol helps a lot

>> No.6998024

>>6994535
this is good advice. you can't lose what you never had to begin with, so why not make a move. that said, don't be a creepy fuck. If you make a move and she's not interested, just let it go and move on to other girls.

>> No.6998038

/fa/ can I have a bit of advice
>meet girl last year at college
>get on like a house on fire
>chat 24/7 , snapchat and all that
>same for the summer
>back at college in diff classes tho
>C her around and we're like old friends chatting up a storm , she touches me a lot
>find out she was talking about me a ton 2 a girl in my class about how /fa/ i am etc
>said she wouldnt mind marrying me (while she was squeezing my knee)
So im golden yeh?
Buuut
I like her as a friend + in a would like her as a gf way
Scared 2 ruin our friendship cuz we get on so well
What should i do

>> No.6998050

>>6998038
don't be a bitch, and get at that. I have been in that situation and didn't end up going for her, and basically she got tired and went out with some other dude, and the good friendship we had kind of drifted apart.
Trust me, you'll regret not making a move.

>> No.6998051

>>6998038
1. ask her to come over and watch a movie (doesn't matter what movie, you won't be paying attention to it)
2. start making out within 5 minutes of movie starting
3. i don't think i need to fill in the rest

once a girl is into you, it's seriously not hard to get laid

>> No.6998052

>>6998038
you can only regret so jut do

sorry for bad england

>> No.6998053

>>6998050
Aight I feel u
Best way 2 escalate this shit?

>> No.6998058

>>6998053
see
>>6998051

>> No.6998094

>>6994759
SUNOFABITCH

>> No.6998101

>>6998038
post a fit fuccboi