/fa/ - Fashion

>>6772789

>life is suffering

>>6772789
Who's is goblin on the rights?

Would she mates with us?

Pictures related, it's us.

>>6772784
How about I give you a good whiff of my crotch instead?

>>6773296
such a nice photo of him

>>6773312
Who wouldn't

ricky_bedroom.jpeg

>>6773234
Stop posting that ugly bitch. Her hair also looks like shit.

I'd rather do Rick tbh

>>6773312
But she's an accessible 6/10 that is cute and artsy and likes video games and anime!

dear god, he's even uglier than his clothes

>>6773312
what the fuck did you just say about me you litttle bitch

>>6773336

>>6773321
Anime fuckin sucks m8

>>6773321
>artsy

pls dnt use dat word agin

>>6773345
that's because she is a mouthbreathing cunt

>>6773336
She looks fat in that pic lol

>>6773321
she likes shit games and shit animes
(read: eva and LoL)

>>6773356
true that her taste in anime and games are shit

she also perefers nise over bake T0P L3L

Does this gif make anyone elses dick rock hard?

>>6773369

>>6773381
m-mole
mOLE
MOOOOLE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOLEEEE

>>6773396
lord have mercy will you look a those thighs

makes me want to expose myself to her

>>6773345
>in that pic

lmao

>>6773381
It's cosmetic fam, that's Natalie Portman in a French film so It's kinda their thing

>>6773381
*raises hand*

>>6773422
whoops that was for
>>6773395

>

>>6773369
omg the lazy eye on the one on the right lelll

>>6773441
THANK
YOU

>>6773396
>>6773369
I actually chatted with her on OKCupid a while. Didn't know she was a terrible tripwhore on /cgl/ until much later. I think she was 17 at the time. Chubby fat, horrible attention whoring on deviantart with bad cosplay, and even shittier blog where she whined about some scene kid that didn't like her back.

She's a fan of MySpace camera angles.

>>6773336
what a horrible curse it is to have that nose
it works on Matt Damon and Brad Pitt but not her lmao

>>6773441
:( emotional :(

>>6773423
NO FILTHY GOYIM STAY AWAY FROM OUR WOMEN GO DATE ONE OF THE CUTE ASIAN GIRLS OR A BLACK WOMAN eheheheh

>>6773514

well now I feel kind of bad about giving her this much attention. I know that she loves it and gets off to it probably because of lack of attention in real life due to her being the average chubby cosplayer. but now I am in to deep, especially with the whole tuna crotch thing, I might as well keep going. Maybe she will get a boyfriend someday and stop posting.

http://rick-owens.tumblr.com/

she had them here

i think she deleted them though

she deletes most of her shit

>>6773531
>>6773408
>>6773336
>>6773234
>>6773175
>>6773168

this isn't her..

>>6773514
fuck you man 13 year old Natalie Portman is my dream

wr2cop time machine

>>6773531
>especially with the whole tuna crotch thing
so this wasn't her?
I genuinely thought that was disgusting

>>6773547
she just has that domain so that in case RO actually wants it he has to buy it

>>6773531
pls stop. No one likes her. At least post qts that are more than 5/10

>>6773381
Shes 13 there...

>>6773547
This is an eyebrows thread now son, no one cares about that rick owens cunt

wtf are you cunts doing rick-owens is russian or something, not some weaboo american slut.

>>6773547
>Anonymous asked: Have you ever "Popped that Pussy" for a real goon?
lel

>>6773580
Smelly vaginas (not as in the usual smell they have) are my worst nightmare. Why menstruate you stinky bitch.

>>6773552
I was just talking about that thread in general, it wasnt me.

>>6773564
Like this girl?

Is the original tuna crotch girl better than eyebrows?

>>6773571
I know

>>6773589
she's fat now ;_:

>>6773601

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>>6773612
lmao

>>6773612
this guy

>>6773612
So it's illegal to get a hard on over 13 year old Natalie Portman

FUCK YOU WHITE AMERICA

>>6773622
>>6773619
>>6773625
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>>6773592
yeah well there's some freak out there who posts on here and loves the smell of tuna crotch in the morning.

>>6773598
RIP in piece

>>6773627
Haha her tastes in books are such shit too.

That's why she'll never be /fa/. She just has shit taste in everything.

>>6773598
Nah son, she beat anorexia now.

>>6773627
is he a fuccboi leader and BHA member?

>>6773627
>rest in peace in piece

OP here, can someone just post pics of the russian chick

>>6773637
unaffiliated

>>6773640
How about I post my pussy instead

>>6773640
she deleted them man
she kind of looked like a cross between
http://lanvinspring2014legs.tumblr.com/
and
http://whitexpowder.tumblr.com/

>>6773682
Would you pick me up though?

>>6773676
srsly what?

>>6773454
but i dont have an OKCupid :(

>>6773552
srsly?

>>6773647
would take to the movies

>>6773676
when you gonna take my 5.4 incher?

>>6773676
this thread just got stinky

>>6773696
das not matts trip bby

>>6773676
I meant..whatever her trip was. The one with the udders.

>>6773686
thats not the same girl... r-right?

>>6773705
Is your hymen still intact for Matt Hymen Buster Helders?

>>6773686
this just made me gay fat fucking cow

>>6773710
take a closer look and decide for yourself

>>6773716
snot

>>6773711
only for matt-senpai

>>6773731
Alright then my friend, I won't confirm or deny it because i believe every man is entitled to their own delusions.

>>6773422
its an american film numb nuts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9on:_The_Professional

>>6773727
PROFLIGATE

>>6773710
Yes it is.

She had anorexia in this photo >>6773647

And >>6773686 is post recovery.

>>6772784

What's with all the ass I've been saying today.

Being fucking horny as shit and an ass man is not boding well for my fapstinance.

>>6773752
>is a 1994 English-language French thriller film

Stupid fucking idiot.

>>6773744
>lipring

nevermind

>>6773748
>a fellow ass man on /fa/

my nigga

>>6773747
a-a-at least she feels b-better...right?

>>6773699

>>6773759
have you seen it? it was filmed and produced in america by american producers

it starred natalie portman and gary oldman

>>6773786
Shit nigga, you better dump pics of this trick right quick

>>6773786

She started losing weight eventually. I remember talking to her on Skype about lifting. She squeezed in /fit/ memes where she could.

>>6773782
So what if it stared Americans? Thats like saying a movie staring Saoirse Ronan must be European.

It was directed by Luc Besson (French), produced by Patrice Ledoux (French) and Gaumont Film Company (French).

>>6773791
I used to cam with her on skype all the time too haha, used to whip out my dick on occasion.

how far did you get?

>>6773786
hey Eyebrowz weeabo girl is this girl hot irl or no?

>>6773802
Eyebrows is gonna say she's ugly and give you some fucked up rumor about her, because that girl ended up fucking the guy that eyebrows liked.

>>6773796
i harpooned that poon and let her lick the bater

>>6773811
lel what skeeza btw is /cgl/ in here

>>6773812
Were you one of the guys in her birthday bukkake?

>>6773816
Nah not /cgl/ but I know several people in their circle.

>>6773796
I barely spoke with her. A conversation started and ended within 5 minutes of Anime/Persona/Boondocks wasn't mentioned in that time frame.

She asked me a couple of times to help her with stalkers and another incident. I guess she thought I was a 1337 h4xz0r who could magically find the IP of people posting on 4chan. She still owes me for my help during one incident. Removed me from Skype recently though. I guess going half a year without talking would be the reason.

I remember her telling me/finding out her dox, but I didn't care enough to save them. She otherwise uses a different name, even on Skype. Mad yellow fever if /cgl/ is to be believed. I saw pictures of the guy she's supposedly with right now, and it's your average Chinese dude with long hair. Zero standards.

>Dating Chinese while being obsessed with Japanese media
This shit boggles my mind.

>>6773825
expand on that story then

>>6773833
Well they were at a con and there was this chinese dude she liked and derpqueen ended up fucking him in their room.

>>6773832
Haha oh man what a raggety cunt, at first i wish we could exchange eyebrows for derpqueen and have derp post here instead, but now I just want both of them to fuck off lmao.

>>6773828

>>6773825
what's their circle like?

>>6773863
typical weeaboos except they post themselves on the net.

>>6773863
Not him, but I have an idea.

Imagine a bunch of "nerds" that never fit anywhere, finally hit puberty and start looking decent (6/10). Suddenly they get attention for being into "nerdy" things (video games, anime, etc), and the fact that their 6/10. Suddenly they have people throwing themselves at them. All of them instantly turn into attention whoring drama queens.


It's really ironic. I've seen it happen repeatedly.

kek

>>6773871
4/5 people in this pic look autistic

>>6773884
This man has hit very close to home.

This is a small board, the people posting here aren't going to become internet famous but because we're a tight knit community with /cgl/ next door, all you need is:

1) Be a girl.
2) Don't be too fat.
3) Don't be too ugly.
4) Like nerd shit, vidya etc.
5) Post pictures of your face.

Instant vagina rep from the thirsty men who post on this website which is dominated by men, mostly white male virgins.

What does the girl get from this?

Attention to barely fill the void left from years of parental issues.

if i was eyebrows i'd hate that bitch too kek

>>6773927
i thought /fa/ was more mentally stable and wiser than this

Think about it for a minute, this girl is an enigma.

Apart from two to three words maximum length of her posts, what does she contribute to this board?

So far she contributed being a scapegoat to my fantasies.

Sexual tension for Matt Hymen Buster Helders, that never fails to amuse me.

Just some girl to vent my sexual frustration towards, because why not.

>>6772784
SHUT THE FUCK! UP.!

>>6773441
lmfao

>>6773945
STOP

>>6773963

lel gurl don't hate cuz u got styled on by that slut with dem titties

>>6773970
she's a slut she came onto me first at the hotel then she didnt want too anymore so i hate her

>>6773980

dont get mad bcuz u didnt munch on da vag and motorboat dem titz

>>6773953
I thought that as well when I first began lurking here, I would listen to what was posted here as if ruled by some iron fist.

The first sneaker recommended to me back in '10 was the Janoski, which I bought on the quickness.

I've noticed in the past couple of days with the entire tuna crotch crusade that User hasn't been around, he's the only serious member on here and probably the most stable. Anorak has been chased away indefinitely.

Maybe it was always this way though, and I only come to notice it now. I still get a laugh or two, can't finish my train of thought now, bbl.

>>6773985
Can you blame me for wanting that fat and juicy medium rare tunafree premium cosplay pussy?

>>6773992
are you poet?

>>6773966
when u gonna shag me and me m8 sakurapillow-san? or r u a fukin poof?

>>6773676
he's refereeing to derpqueen

not going to lie, thought derp queen looked good until photoshop and makeup were removed

then no thanks

>>6773927
But most of the male user base here is gay tho

>>6774001
no

>>6774003
No they aren't, I did a survey earlier this year and less than 10% of the males posting here were gay, and there were 4 lesbians as I recall. Time to get a new survey up and running though.

>>6773996
You don't want him

>>6773802
she's fucking hot

>>6773980
its sad cause ppl are falling for that

>>6774025
damn skippy i want his fuccboi d

>>6774023
she is not

this is hot

>>6774025
lol what a fag

>>6774023
>she's fucking hot
post her pics

>>6774003
Nah, they seem more like bi-curious at most.

>>6774025
lol hahaha this is so funny!! i'm going to totally ignore him from now on ;)

>>6774042
>Casemods in the back (left)
lel

>>6774042
You an ass man too?

I also like looking at WNBR and other nudist pics.

>>6774025
LMAO!! what a dick, he is obviously a virgin :P

>>6774025
rofl!! filtered for sure from now on

>>6774025
LMFAO!!! oh man can you get any more beta??

>>6774042

>>6774025
hahahaha!!! wtf matt?!

captcha: filter lelders

>>6774032
I thought that was Brad Pitt x Hitler.

>>6774085
is that yer mum?

>>6774070
post uncensored

>>6773997
That's what most woman look like without makeup, and we've all seen the cow that sieg goes with.

>>6774087
post her

>>6774087
she looks like a broke ass lady gaga
she photoshops her shit
and not in Japanese dudes so i'll pass.

>>6774099
wtf matt?? nice dubs but... wtf??!!! ^__^

>>6774094
I don't have it saved, maybe someone else will. She's basically a female version of sieg.

>>6774099
wtf?

>>6774099
>>6774085
>hymen braker
>not hymen buster

confirmed for fake matt

>>6774115
that's a man hand on a girl if i've ever seen one

>>6774121
whoops Lol

>>6774080
I censored it so I can fap to it

that chick has some busted nipples and a dirty looking puss

>>6774129
was she the only girl there? look at that old dude behind her lel

>>6774076
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>>6774061
guys if youre mean to him ill never get to fuck that fuccboi :(

>>6774099

Fuck it guys I am busting out the stash.

>>6774136
Agent:#345543 Matt is an underage British Character
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>>6774147
best thread in a while :^)

>>6774155
laughing hard

>>6774140
nah I saved some pale chubs on mixies (drop tube fixies) wearing wayfarer knocks offs and a bunch of red lipstick which is my fetish

>>6774155
10/10

>>6774156
I just got back from a ban too... and they say /fa/ doesn't have mods.

>>6773795
your logic is so ridiculous

>>6774156

>>6774162
Wow, will you look at the dirt on those rolls, I wonder if it would flake off if I rub my finger back and forth on them.

>>6774162
are you a bicycle enthusiast?

>>6774167
FUCKING LOL!! reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k9hFZhnAGE

/r/ing that pic of matt in the fetal position

>>6774167
this nigga dresses amazingly.

I still want the strap he has on his teisco del ray , in 10am automatic

>>6774172
then you'll love this one
ps look at the bar

Fuck me, the faggot janitor just submitted a ban request, I guess it's another week for me. So long /fa/.

>>6774265
lol how do you figure that?

>>6774285
lol wtf
what does it say?

>>6774265
It tells you when you try to post within 15 minutes of receiving a ban request.

>>6774265
>>6774280
>>6774285
>>6774290


You can at least use 'sage' if you're going to circle jerk.

>>6774290
It tells you, "You cannot post for X amount of minutes because a janitor has given you a ban request." Then it links you https://www.4chan.org/faq#tempblock

I'm guessing you didn't get one because they have my ISP on lock cause of my recent bans.

>>6774293
You can at least use dese nuts.

>>6774293
thirstin for /cgl/ puss?

well it's annoying and crazy

>>6773775
what is this?
oh god.

>>6772784
I know this is a guy, but I'll tap if in a sick fit.

>>6774511
ive yet to see any proof it's a guy other than lelders saying it based on an ass photo and people catching on

>>6774025
lelders you are a fucking addict

wtf is going on in here
/cgl/ invading /fa/?
how come spoony wasnt posted yet

>>6774265
rip

>>6772784
that ass is swag to the bone

do asses have bones?

>>6776072
>/cgl/ invading /fa/?
no, /r9k/ is