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U r in d club when this handso m 6'0" model-looking bloke smashes ur birds punani

what do you do?

pro tip: he squatz 400lbs and is in sad boys bucket hat clvn

>> No.6743862

matt unrelated?

>> No.6743861

thats me peak bulk so hes probs beat me up

>> No.6743895

>club
>implying they let 12 year olds in clubs

>> No.6743907
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>> No.6743914

>tfw there are more matt threads than on-topic fashion threads

>> No.6743922
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>punani

aww ye

>> No.6743927

I make fun of his nose.
sorry matt i was just joking bby dont leave me

>> No.6743940

>>6743927
im getting it fixed surgically >:]

>> No.6743944

>>6743940
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.6743953
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>> No.6743974

I ask the retard why he's in a gay club

>> No.6743978

>>6743940
pls no

>> No.6743986
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>>6743978
he wants your v

>> No.6743984

i would fucking spit on this pasty fat pig and send him a promo code for union made and watch him call me daddy while i piss on his drummer boy faggot chukkas

>> No.6743991

>>6743984
cam up on tinychat u disgusting kanye west nigger loving piece of shit

>> No.6744014

>>6743984
*~*~*Int3rn3t b4db0i~*~*~*

>> No.6744046
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>>6744014
****tumblr style teenager****

its too bad you re homeschoold i really would have iked to see you get your urby outfitters undies over yur head w/ a wedgie stupid fucker

>> No.6744074

>>6743914
seriously this

tripfags shit up ANONYMOUS boards

>inb4 sekret cluhb hurr

Matt is just like Brandon on /soc/

instead of rating his face we rate his fits

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6744089

thx slater for saving the day!!!

>> No.6744090

>>6744046
sorry

>> No.6744105

We've got like 3 Matt threads daily I bet that fuccboi makes most of them himself

>> No.6744148

>>6744105
dont call me a fuccboi

>> No.6744155

>>6743984

LOL

>> No.6744159

>>6744148
beef

>> No.6744160

>>6744148
fuccboi

>> No.6744167

>>6744090

damn waht a pussy man

i dunno why u faggots get scared of slater lmao its like u actually get fucked scared of him and stop replying to him like ur heart beating or some shit ur like "no i dont want him to start on me now" god man why are u such a fuckking pussy kid?

>> No.6744169

>>6744148
but that's what you are ;)))

>> No.6744177

>>6744167
sorry

>> No.6744190

>>6744177

pussyhole

>> No.6744199

>>6743986
:3

>> No.6744200

>>6744190
Im sorry for being a pussy

>> No.6744208

so

>>6743849

is also

>>6743907


damn they don't even look like the same person I mean I guess I kinda see it but idk

>> No.6744211

>>6744148
lel fuccboi

>> No.6744265

>>6744208

are u fuckkin stupid? how does that look anything like matt?

that guy is like a 6/10 matt is a legit 2/10

>> No.6744295

>>6744265
im not a 2/10

>> No.6744311

>>6744295
ur a 4

>> No.6744324

>>6744311
/5

>> No.6744327

>>6744324
ur a 2/10

>> No.6744375

>>6743940
don't do it, that's the worst idea ever

>> No.6744382
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6744382

>>6744295
>midget height
>fetal alcohol syndrome
>skinny fat
>no taste in fashion
>spends his whole day on an anime website
>British (have you ever posted your teeth here? please don't)
>still lives with his parents
>no job

2/10 is being generous

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6744388

>>6744375
why

>> No.6744394

>>6744382
lel

>> No.6744407

matt do you ever leave your house??
do you ever sleep?
are you ever not on /fa/?
literally no matter what time i come on /fa/ you're always here

>> No.6744428

>>6744046

shut the fuck up gook faggot fucking loser you know who i am son, youre my fucking kid slater you piece of gook ridiculous shit, le cowboy face go do some more blow because your sad internet gf showed her ass on cam and wahhhawahhh im saddd

>> No.6744442

>>6744295
0/10*
fixed

>> No.6744460

>>6744407
i sleep ye just irregularly and i sometimes go out the house. probs go out the house as much as most people here i just spend all the time im inside on /fa/

>> No.6744461

>>6744407
The answer is no.

>> No.6744464

>>6744442
yes thats what i am haha

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>>6744460

>> No.6744490

>>6744442
i dont know whtat to think i get rated between 2 and 7 regularly

>> No.6744495

>>6744460
do you have a job or something?

>> No.6744497

>>6744490
lel
>matt helders
>7/10
choose one

>> No.6744506

>>6744497
i dont thin ki am

>> No.6744549

>>6744506
you're not even that ugly though your skin is clear and you've got some nice hair, it's just the stuff you say sometimes makes me cringe and you seem like a very unpleasant person sometimes which makes you seem uglier than you actually are

>> No.6744555

>>6744549
i hear ya bro, thanks

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>>6744490
>even his granny doesn't rate him higher than a 7 and that's with +5 family bonus

>> No.6744569

>>6744561
getting ur gran to rate you

kek

>> No.6744575

>>6744388
it's cute the way you have it now

>> No.6744597
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6744597

>>6744575
thats apic i shooped to look better this is now :d

>> No.6744607

>>6744597
yeah i know, i like the unshooped version better

>> No.6744611

>>6744607
:3 ilu bb

>> No.6744615
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6744615

>>6744607
>>6744607
>>6744607
ill come to toronto instead bb

>> No.6744626

>>6744615
im gona fuck ur waifu >:]]

>> No.6744632

>>6744611
<3

>>6744615
are you a qtp2t? do you rock geos and a hy cut? if so pls meet me in toronto on saturday for the sex

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6744649

>>6744626
not on my watch
>>6744632
;^)

>> No.6744665

>>6744632
i-iii r-rock geos and h-hy!!! pls b my gf

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