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>Be 19
>Be fresh in a new town for university
>Happy with the prospect of meeting new friends
>Things start out pretty well
>Class isn't too hard
>Meet some qt3.14's
>Meet one in particular
>Flowing black hair
>Perfect petite figure
>Half Japanese
>couldthisbereallife.avi
>Talk to her about fashion
>"Yeah I'm into that whole monochrome look"
>mfw
>Meet her for drinks a few days later
>Turns out she has a boyfriend
>Fast forward a few months
>Class has gotten really hard
>Made a sassy comment about someone's appearance one night and socially have gone down hill
>QT girl is now with a black man
>Losing all direction in life
>Can't bring myself around to be helpful
>Don't eat
>Only drink coffee
>Smoking far too much
>One night just lying in bed
>Street lights go out across the district
>"Probably just the earthquake maintenance"
>Hear a strong breeze roll into my room
>Look up
>See a figure fly through my window, with and exquisite cape of black flowing behind him like was some kind of wizard
>It's Rick Owens
>He sweeps back his hair
>He picks me up in his big manly arms
>"It's okay now anon, this is modern couture"
>He places me into his pocket
>I'm engulfed in black
>He sweeps his brilliant fabric cape behind him
>We fly off into the midnight sky
>

>> No.6741381

>>6741372
beautiful

>> No.6741379

>>6741372
10/10 story op would read agen

>> No.6741376

>>6741372
that was suprisingly well written

>> No.6741382

Boring

>> No.6741387
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6741387

Stop.

>> No.6741393

lol op 8/10 man you really had me going

keep it up. wouldn't mind seeing again

>> No.6741408

>>6741376
>>6741379
>>6741381
>>6741393
christ, samefag harder op

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6741414

>>6741408
What? I only just looked back at the thread

>> No.6741415

>>6741372
fuken saved

>> No.6741424

>>6741408
you're that "don't believe everything you hear" kind of guy. The kind of guy who doubts religion, and doesn't trust anyone. You are... cool

>> No.6741425

>>6741372

>Made a sassy comment about someone's appearance one night and socially have gone down hill

/fa/ in a nutshell

>> No.6741426

do u get it?
the joke is rick owens :)

>> No.6741450

>heh I'll I'll throw in a rick owens maymay and they'll love it!

fuck off dipshit

>> No.6741452

kind of chuckled
6.5/10

>> No.6741453

bump

>> No.6741457

>>6741425
Pretty much

>> No.6741472

>>6741425
Yep.

>> No.6741480

>>6741408
If you notice

>>6741376
>>6741379
>>6741381
>>6741382
Were all posted at the same time.

>> No.6741485

Do you think rick owens plans his routes? like if somebody see's him outside a pleb clothing store and takes a picture what will happen?

>> No.6741486

>>6741372
now this is quality shitposting, not like that little fuck matt helders who just shits up this board

>> No.6741498

>>6741485
He looks like he's judging the store, adding the ferocity of his fashion

>> No.6741549

>>6741372
>>QT girl is now with a black man
>>Losing all direction in life
top lol

>> No.6741584

>losing direction in life

join the army

>> No.6741591

>tfw no qt half japanese gf

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>>6741485

>> No.6741612

10/10 would feel again

>> No.6741637

>>6741485
there was this /fa/g on IG who met him, wearing a ysl cap, yet based rick still took a pic with him
he seems like a nice person, not judging, even the plebmasters

>> No.6741646

>>6741425
mmhmm

>> No.6741666

>>6741372
someone pls screencap

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>> No.6741693

>>6741678
(Y)

>> No.6741696

>>6741678
only legit autists use this colourway

>> No.6741701

>>6741637
I had a dream once I met Rick Owens but when I asked to take a picture with him he turned into someone who wasn't Rick. I don't even wear Rick I think I'm spending too much time on /fa/ if I dream about him.

>> No.6741702

>>6741696
>not choosing the gothninja colourway

fuccboi

>> No.6741708

>>6741702
*tips ann d fedora*

>> No.6741772

>>6741708
*tips yohji widebrim*

>> No.6741778

>>6741772
autism

>> No.6741783

>>6741778

edgy ;)

>> No.6741785

rick owens isn't even a great designer
don't know why you fags have a boner for him, guess it's because of yeezus

>> No.6741795

>>6741785
how does yeezus have anything to do with rick

and weve had a boner for him since way before it even came out

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6741821

>>6741425
unless everybody looks up to you as fashion icon in the social circle

>> No.6741823

>>6741821
Dadcore nigger

>> No.6741824

>>6741821
no they just think i'm a weirdo dressed as a ghost

>> No.6741830

>>6741372
>He places me into his pocket
U r a roit m80

>> No.6741837

>>6741830
OP here, there was also a sandwich and passport in there

>> No.6741841

>>6741480
what is delay between posts

>> No.6741843

>>6741821
No offense if you are, but are you actually gay? You've got that flamboyant usage of every busy pattern you can find that I normally associate with gay men.

>> No.6741856

>>6741426
Lol like I sooooooooo did not expect that :p

>> No.6741865 [DELETED] 
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>be 22
>that guy that never talks in class in high school
>in grad school
>midterms
>stay up all night studying in cafe
>5 cups of coffee a day
>qt cashier at cafe
>she smiles at me a lot but feel it is just because I am a customer and not her overwhelming urge to feel my husband's buldge
>walking to dorm from class when I see her
>wearing full Rick with my hair in my face
>quickly look down
>I can smell the scent of her perfume as she approaches me
>soon her rick dunks come into sight
>"hey anon"
>you going for coffee aren't you
>y-yes
>I make the best coffee, even better than that cafe stuff
>come over to my dorm I will make you some, you have to try it
>o..okay
>feeling /fa/ as fuck walking around with her
>everyone mirin our Rick fits
>walk into her dorm
>minimalist and monochrome furniture ministrant of our fashion sense
>falling in love
>"how do you want the coffee anon?"
>b-black please
>drink her coffee
>it is amazingly bittersweet like I imagined the taste of her womb would introduce to my tongue
>she sits next to me
>"give me a taste anon"
>o-okay
>"not of the coffee, hehe"
>starts to caress my neck with her tongue
>I imagine the texture of her Rick skirt rubbing on my genitalia
>soon after my fantasies come to fruition
>I am immediately aroused
>overwhelming emotions take hold of us
>from inside islands formed like kidney stones that would find their way into her womb so that the pain from my loneliness would be felt among us in a passionate act of lust
>she would not have it
>she offers her anus
>I take it
>I transcend into a dimension where there is no weight nor thought
>I trust she is there with me
>all there is here is bliss
>I wake the next morning
>she is beside me
>she glows like the moon
>her eyes reminiscent of that place we traveled
>"You have a great dick anon"
>y-you too
>no words in our lexicon could conjure into sound what should had been said next
>this saddened me deeply
>she knew it as well
>we both parted
>walk back to dorn
>
>

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6741871

>be 22
>that guy that never talks in class in high school
>in grad school
>midterms
>stay up all night studying in cafe
>5 cups of coffee a day
>qt cashier at cafe
>she smiles at me a lot but feel it is just because I am a customer and not her overwhelming urge to feel my husband's buldge
>walking to dorm from class when I see her
>wearing full Rick with my hair in my face
>quickly look down
>I can smell the scent of her perfume as she approaches me
>soon her rick dunks come into sight
>"hey anon"
>you going for coffee aren't you
>y-yes
>I make the best coffee, even better than that cafe stuff
>come over to my dorm I will make you some, you have to try it
>o..okay
>feeling /fa/ as fuck walking around with her
>everyone mirin our Rick fits
>walk into her dorm
>minimalist and monochrome furniture reminisent of our fashion sense
>falling in love
>"how do you want the coffee anon?"
>b-black please
>drink her coffee
>it is amazingly bittersweet like I imagined the taste of her womb would introduce to my tongue
>she sits next to me
>"give me a taste anon"
>o-okay
>"not of the coffee, hehe"
>starts to caress my neck with her tongue
>I imagine the texture of her Rick skirt rubbing on my genitalia
>soon after my fantasies come to fruition
>I am immediately aroused
>overwhelming emotions take hold of us
>from inside islands formed like kidney stones that would find their way into her womb so that the pain from my loneliness would be felt among us in a passionate act of lust
>she would not have it
>she offers her anus
>I take it
>I transcend into a dimension where there is no weight nor thought
>I trust she is there with me
>all there is here is bliss
>I wake the next morning
>she is beside me
>she glows like the moon
>her eyes reminiscent of that place we traveled
>"You have a great dick anon"
>y-you too
>no words in our lexicon could conjure into sound what should had been said next
>this saddened me deeply
>she knew it as well
>we both parted

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6741883

>>6741871
>from inside islands formed like kidney stones that would find their way into her womb so that the pain from my loneliness would be felt among us in a passionate act of lust

fuqqq

>> No.6741884

>>6741871
what

>> No.6741886

>>6741372
>>6741871
This plus the wooster shit confirms its over

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>>6741871
>b-black please

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>>6741871
wtf

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6741903

>>6741871
>this will never happen to you

>> No.6741908

>>6741372

what kinda sandwich did he have in his pocket with you

>> No.6741907

>>6741871
>her eyes reminiscent of that place we traveled
>"You have a great dick anon"
>y-you too


>she
how does it feel to fuck a tranny faggot

>> No.6741909

>>6741907
you must be new here...

>> No.6741914

>>6741907
>tfw no gothninja trap gf

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6741931

>>6741871
>feeling /fa/ as fuck walking around with her
>everyone mirin our Rick fits
felt hard

>> No.6741939
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6741939

>>6741871
>lexicon
Words focusing on discourse
>she glows like the moon
Lunarcore reference
>I transcend into a dimension where there is no weight nor thought
poetic druglike talk

Confirmed for poet

>> No.6741955

who is rick???

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6741959

>>6741955

>> No.6741963
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6741963

i would love to see ricks reaction to these threads

>> No.6741970

>>6741963
this
so fucking hard
i'd also like to see rick's reaction to
>6'4" 139 lb masterrace reporting in

this board fluctuates between /b/tier shitposting disgusting obsession

>> No.6741973

>>6741963
>that pic
he would probably sue us

>> No.6741978

>>6741973
i dont think you know rick very well lmao he loves when people make photo manips of him

>> No.6741982 [DELETED] 

>>6741871
>four moons and four suns later I saw her again
>she had left my body so weak that the suns without her would felt like an inferno surely placed as an altar to Belial, which burned any faith that I would ever see him again
>only the moons could soothe the blisters, they conjured memories of vintage thoughts of him like films of old wars to old warriors
>he would show me once more how two can become one that night
>our desire for one another soon became destructive
>I wanted to devour him so that he could shelter from Belials altar in my body
>he wanted the same
>the nights are what we desired
>the suns are what we feared
>our dark shells of garments could not protect
>we could not have each other much longer
>our kin would never have us
>our world could not shelter us from that which threatens us
>we both realized this
>together we laid in our beds for weeks
>the dark place we desired he found first
>as he laid in death I had grown to fear him
>I rose like a sun during the moon hour
>I had become what we grew to fear
>his heart would be broken in death
>he would wait for me for eternity
>he would wait for me to accompany him in bliss not for long
>it has been long since that day
>I fear that he waits for me now for revenge
>death is approaching quickly now
>I had lost count of the suns and moons as they do not affect me now
>still pain comes from time
>and in time I will find him

>> No.6741984

>>6741871
>"You have a great dick anon"
>y-you too

Just laughed in the middle of a funeral thank you anon.

>> No.6741986

>>6741963
it would be cool if he did a ama here but he would probably leave and never come back again after seeing how much we suck

>> No.6741992 [DELETED] 

>>6741871
>four moons and four suns later I saw himr again
>he had left my body so weak that the suns without her would felt like an inferno surely placed as an altar to Belial, which burned any faith that I would ever see him again
>only the moons could soothe the blisters, they conjured memories of vintage thoughts of him like films of old wars to old warriors
>he would show me once more how two can become one that night
>our desire for one another soon became destructive
>I wanted to devour him so that he could shelter from Belials altar in my body
>he wanted the same
>the nights are what we desired
>the suns are what we feared
>our dark shells of garments could not protect
>we could not have each other much longer
>our kin would never have us
>our world could not shelter us from that which threatens us
>we both realized this
>together we laid in our beds for weeks
>the dark place we desired he found first
>as he laid in death I had grown to fear him
>I rose like a sun during the hour of the moon
>I had become what we grew to fear
>his heart would be broken in death
>he would wait for me for eternity he once said
>he would wait for me to accompany him in bliss not for long
>it has been long since that day
>I fear that he waits for me now for revenge
>death is approaching quickly now
>I had lost count of the suns and moons as they do not affect me now
>still pain comes from time
>and in time I will find him

>> No.6742001

>>6741871

>he had left my body so weak that the suns without him felt like an inferno surely placed as an altar to Belial, which burned any faith that I would ever see him again
>only the moons could soothe the blisters, they conjured memories of vintage thoughts of him like films of old wars to old warriors, but like reflections of moons in water the ripples would blur the memories
>four moons and four suns later I saw him again
>he would show me once more how two can become one that night
>our desire for one another soon became destructive
>I wanted to devour him so that he could shelter from Belials altar in my body
>he wanted the same
>the nights are what we desired
>the suns are what we feared
>our dark shells of garments could not protect
>we could not have each other much longer
>our kin would never have us
>our world could not shelter us from that which threatens us
>we both realized this
>together we laid in our beds for weeks
>the dark place we desired he found first
>as he laid in death I had grown to fear him
>I rose like a sun during the hour of the moon
>I had become what we grew to fear
>his heart would be broken in death
>he would wait for me for eternity he once said
>he would wait for me to accompany him in bliss not for long
>it has been long since that day
>I fear that he waits for me now for revenge
>death is approaching quickly now
>I had lost count of the suns and moons as they do not affect me now
>still pain comes from time
>and in time I will find him

>> No.6742059

>>6741986
I remember someone posted CP on some famous guys AMA on /b/

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>>6742059
why am i still here?

>> No.6742073

>>6741984
>browsing 4chan at a funeral
I sure hope the dead person wasn't close to you
Why do you even attend

>> No.6742075

>>6742073
Because my dad's dying wishes were for us to wear Rick to his funeral.
Found my dad some sick Geos online. He looks sick in his leather casket.

>> No.6742081

>>6742075
M-my condolences anon

>> No.6742084

>>6742075
what will rick be buried in?

>> No.6742092

>>6742084
they will make a shrine somewhere for us to make a pilgrimage to
also, you can buy grave exclusive geo's who have been buried with based rick himself

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>>6742084
geocercueil

>> No.6742096

>>6742084
In a simple pine casket, or he will be cremated.
He's not that famous or important to fashion, so he'll probably die a pauper's death, with a few c-tier designers and close family in attendance.

>> No.6742100

>>6741701

This for fucks sake i had a dream where i wanted to be Ricks apprentice, he told me i had to suck his dick for me to become one and i refused, then Michele came out of nowhere and started throwing snakes at me, it was terrifying.

>> No.6742106

>>6742100
well sounds like you desereved it

>> No.6742112

>>6741372
top hehe

>> No.6742160

>>6741986
none one would challenge what he has to say, so he'd leave from boredom anyways. If people would disagree and explain why, he'd probably like it instead of people submiting to him when he says something.

>> No.6742163

>>6742160
what would he say if we mention the dunk stamples?

>> No.6742632

dafuq is going on here