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I can't think of anything damnit.

pic unrelated "gold team rules"

>> No.6716864

>>6716844
Unitedstatesofamericaneesha

>> No.6716870

If I ever have a kid, which probably wont happen but whatever, his/her middle name is Pascal. I dont care about the first name much, but Pascal is their middle name.

>> No.6716868

Vivian
Madeline
Nico

>> No.6716892

>>6716844
i like cecil
i remember one of my teachers loved the name shmedley and oros
those are male tho
sorry, m8

>> No.6716940

having any of the names people listed here will probably get them beat up in school

>> No.6716949

Is Ryan effay?

>> No.6716960

>>6716949
every person named ryan ive met were assholes

>> No.6716954

>>6716949
nope. we're nothing special mane ;_;

>> No.6716979

I knew a kid named "thor" and he was a badass

My boy will be "romeo" or "conan"
My girl will be something stupid and i'll just let my wife do it probably

>> No.6716985

>>6716870
Pascal is pleb/10 where I live.

>> No.6717071

>>6716985
sounds like a dogs name

>> No.6717100

For those that are wondering yeah this is my real name haha. Funny thing is I have a nigger father that cheated on my mom so I got named after the lady he fucked! HOORAY for being an accident and feeling like a complete waste of space all my damn life.

>> No.6717199

biblical

>> No.6717203

>>6716960
>>6716954
Dam
I mean its not terrible for me. My last and first make qualify for a movie star name at least (has something to do with the tones )

I'm probably going to start going as Tyson/Ty
It suits me

>> No.6717216

>>6717100
So now you're just one of those chicks with dad issues that likes being choked and slapped.

>> No.6717225

>>6717216
That's just about all of them, and most of the boys as well.

>> No.6717272

>>6717100
Pls be in london.

>> No.6717276

>>6717225
Ik most of the tumblr chicks are into super rough shit but how would UUUUU know about choking n slappin boys poet?
Somethin u havent told us m9?

>> No.6717314

Darealyst


#aintnobodyrealer

>> No.6717331

I like Charlotte or Victoria. Can't think of any /fa/ boys names. Pugsley maybe idk.

>> No.6717344

>>6717100
no one asked

>> No.6717353

Erik
Karl
Niels
Viggo

>> No.6717368

>>6717353
>Viggo

I've never heard that before. It doesn't sound very pleasant imo

>> No.6717375

>>6717216
Yep.

>> No.6717378

Andrew
Simon
Peter
James
John
Philip
Thomas
Bartholomew
Jude
Matthew
Mark
Luke

>> No.6717386

>>6717344
Thats a cute name never heard that one before.

>> No.6717394
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>> No.6717413

Ioannes
Nikophoros
Chrysanthos
Cosmas

>> No.6717433

Mohammad

>> No.6717435

>>6717272
sorry Im not...

>> No.6717451

>>6716844
first name.
Khalil
middle name
Tariq
First name is indian
Second is arabic.

>> No.6717457

>>6717394
I laughed harder than I should have

>> No.6717465

Oscar
Odhran
Callum
Ultan
Jarlath
Ardan
Ferdia
Aengus
Iollan

>> No.6717476

Dwayne Johnson

>> No.6717486

conrad

>> No.6717499
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>> No.6717518

>>6717451

ew indians r the pinoys of the brown races

not effay

>> No.6717514

>>6717499
OMFG I just spilt my Tea

>> No.6717553

Richard
Magnus
Bruce
Erik
Geoffrey
Alaric
Íomhar
Lachtna
Brutus
Raghnall
Robert
Leopold
Renaud
Faust
Victor
Cadmus
Blaine
Blake
Alexander
Drake
Axel
Sebastian
Waldemar

>> No.6717548

Skye

/thread

>> No.6717557

>>6717518
im not indian though.

>> No.6717562

Roman
Gale
Jackson
Tahlia
Genevieve
Petra
Victoria

>> No.6717590

>>6717499
0/10

>> No.6717603

Dante
Virgil
Slappy
Bruisy
Whatyoudoanovertheresy

>> No.6717609

Ezra

>> No.6717610

I like the name Lucas a lot.

>> No.6717615

>>6717610
This.

>>6717603
Virgil.

>> No.6717611
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6717611

Sebastian
Malou

>> No.6717633

>>6717603

i think virgil is kind of cool bt u need to lay off the dmc u faggot ass nerd

>> No.6717657

>>6717610
also Marth and Ganondorf

>> No.6717653

>>6717611
3ft tall Asian

>> No.6717689
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6717689

>>6717610

>> No.6717702

>not giving your kid an italian name

the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.6717712

>>6717702
Well you see, I'm black.

>A black Giovanni doe

>> No.6717728

north

>> No.6717767
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>>6717712
My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio.

>> No.6717937

winter

>> No.6717945

Tiffany

>> No.6718050

>>6717368
viggo mortensen aka aragorn

>> No.6718208

Ezra
Rei
Shaquanatiqua-pricessjoyhope

>> No.6718224 [DELETED] 

>>6717378
>the day I was born, hurricane andrew, the third and final category five hurricane to hit the united states in the twentieth century, reached land
>tfw your parents were going to name you andrew because of it
>but my mother changed her mind and picked my name at random from some movie credits

>> No.6718773

is osman or osmand /fa/?

>> No.6718792

>>6717100
that's pretty fucking funny

>> No.6718797

>>6716979
enjoy your autistic son

>> No.6718800
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6718800

my full name is incredibly /fa/, can't post though ;3

if i had kids i would name them

>Claus
>Allison
>Edwin

>> No.6718804

Jeff Seid

>> No.6718814

Jackson
Vivian
Ezra
Violet
August
Felice
Phoebe
Audrey
Katherine
Sasha
Anastasia
Magnus
Elias
Nikolas
Jacqueline
Caitlyn

I know a guy irl who's named "Legend."

>> No.6718863

My first name is Callum not very common where I live. Better than something like Nick or Brian.The more unique the better I suppose. Callum is a traditional name too.

>> No.6718868

Old German names

Otto, Hans, Herrmann, Heinz, Rüdiger, Olaf

Helge, Britta, Sabine, Anna

>> No.6718875

>>6718814

if you aren't jewish you can't name your kid ezra lol.

>> No.6718881

>>6718868
>Not naming your son Wolfgang

>> No.6718891

>>6718875
Why not Erza like the redhead chick from Naruto

>> No.6718895

>>6718814
>Vivian
>Phoebe
5/5 Bretty Gud taste

>> No.6718898

Some girls I know have great names;

Elise
Yael
Bente
Zaina
Emine

And I always liked the classic Charlotte.

>> No.6718903

maria theresa

>> No.6718913

God-Tier French names

Girls:
Marie-Claire
Fleur
Sophie

Boys:
Jean-Yves
Jean-Paul


>2013
>not being a francophile

>> No.6718919

>>6718913
jean paul aka the gay one off of hollyoaks no thanks mate

>> No.6718929

>>6718913
Jean-Claude is my personal favorite

>> No.6718946

>>6718903

Huh, that's my moms name.

How fa is Jonathon? No h, that shits for fags.

>> No.6718942

>>6718913
Reminder that in France those name are outdated
>2013
>Not actually living in France

>> No.6718953

A lot of these names are shit-tier, especially the male names.
>Stan.
>Fletcher.
>Tobias.
>Maxim.
>Bede.

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6718951

Is Andreas effay?

>> No.6718958

>baby
>/fa/

pick one
actually no, don't pick one
babies are pleb shit

>> No.6718962

>>6716892
cecil is a fucking dadcore name
ur kid will be bullied

>> No.6718965

>>6717378
all Andrews I've known are cunts, and Bartholomew wtf
other than that these are pretty good standard names

>> No.6718967

>>6718942
I know, but they're still great

I lived in France for 3 months, great country

>> No.6718968

>>6718946
your mum is /fa/

>> No.6718970

i wanna name my kid Philip, if i have a son
just like the name I guess

>> No.6718972

>>6718951
it's like the sexy version of andrew so i guess so

>> No.6718975

>>6717476

Rudy poo

>> No.6718981

>>6718972
but only if you are foreign of course

nothing worse than some cunt with a foreign name who is clearly native

>> No.6718982

Adriano

>> No.6718987

>>6718981
The way it's pronounced where I am is with a french/german type of r-sound. I wouldn't be too happy with the name if I was in an english speaking place.

>> No.6718989

>>6718982
only if you are a brazilian football player

>> No.6718991

>>6718982
>Having the name of a shit tier footballer

Top kaka

>> No.6718992

How is Federico Anaya

>> No.6719006

is hans a /fa/ name

i think id name my kid hans if i ever had one (i wont)

>> No.6719161

>>6716870
Pascal is solely reserved for middle-aged/retired public sector workers who've done nothing in their lives here in France.

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>>6717603
>Slappy

>> No.6719182

If i had a daughter i'd name her Astrid. If i had a son i dunno, maybe Oliver?

>> No.6719187

>>6719182
>Astrid
"dad, the kids at school are making fun of me because you named me after a one-dimensional skyrim character"

>> No.6719193

>>6719187
> 2013
> doesn't know about scandinavian and germanic names

>> No.6719205

>>6719193
don't act like there's a chance anyone on /fa/ isn't autismo enough to only associate that name with skyrim

>> No.6719206

Elliott

No that isn't my name, but it's what I'll be calling my son if I ever have him. Which I won't. Because I can't.

>> No.6719219

>>6717100
dw bb i still <3 u

>> No.6719222

Angus

>> No.6719234

>>6716960
A good friend of mine is named Ryan. He is a complete asshole. Will fuck anyone over for a couple of dimes (aka a couple of oxys). Talks shit about everyone, and is generally a nasty person.

But he is the funniest person I've ever known, absolutely hilarious. So what can ya do.

>> No.6719249

never name your kid something like zachary

that is reserved for pretentious dick head parents

>> No.6719254
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>>6719249
except that someone named zachary is dating miles mcmillan and you're at home alone posting on 4chan

>> No.6719258

Served a woman at work with kids named Oliver and Scarlet. Nothing exceptional but still nice. And much less likely to be bullied than if you guys named them.

>> No.6719266

>>6719254

lmao why are you butthurt? is your name zachary?

zachary not even once

>> No.6719267

>>6719258
Scarlet is a nice name, but it does have a bit of a porn star thing going on.

>> No.6719283

>>6717413
>Ioannes
someone took Latin...

>> No.6719305

>>6719258
Oliver is common as fuck

>> No.6719315

I'd name my son Homestar.

>> No.6719317

>all these autistic names

>> No.6719336

girls:
Montanna
Alaska
Samantha

guys:
Will
Sam
>Rick

>> No.6719338 [DELETED] 

female - muccia
male - dries

>> No.6719407

>>6719305
Oliver is the second most common boys name in england.

source: my name is oliver.

fucking parents.

>> No.6719480

girl:
scarlet
violet
fuchsia
daphne
lillian

boy
tadhg
alexander(not alex)
isaac
oisin
donnacha
moses
noah
siprian

>> No.6719516

Is Edward (or then Edd) an /fa/ name if ur in the UK?

>> No.6719648

Is Cedric effay?

>> No.6719824

>>6719648
>harry potter

it's still cool though

>> No.6719901

I plan on naming my son (if I have one) either Elias or Tobias.

Grill-
Gretchen (top kek)

Ok for real, grill-
Marie
Lilian
Sophia

>> No.6719903

>>6719480
Moses, Noah, and tadhg are not /fa/. The rest I like, especially the girl names.

>> No.6719915

Eve
Rae
Kiara

Archer
Alan

>> No.6719917

>>6719516
Not since Twilight.

>> No.6719927

Craig is best name

>> No.6719961

I'm gonna call my kid Liam or Hash

>> No.6719972

>>6719480
lotta irish manes there

>> No.6719995

Madeline
Theodore
Sebastian
Noah
Violet
Scarlet

>>6719917
>My name is Edward
>Everyone's called me Eddie since forever
>Twilight comes out - get called Edward everywhere
>tfw Twilight ruined my name

>> No.6721839

General rule of thumb: Never give your kid a name that hasn't been given to at least one royal baby, of any nation.

For example: There will never be a King Ashton. But there are several Kings named Alexander

>> No.6721847

If I have a girl imma name her scout

>> No.6721879

>>6721839
Does that work for girls though?
You're kind of limited with queen names and half of them are Margaret or some regional variation.

>> No.6721953

>>6719480
I like Lillian

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>>6717611
love you for remembering this

>> No.6722001

Alister
Sergeï
Arcadi

>> No.6722010

>>6717633

>Implying I've ever played
>He's never read the Divine Comedy

People on /fa/ can't be this idiotic, can they?

>> No.6722032

is the last name vines /fa/

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>>6718050
Oh you mean the guy from Ghost Busters 2?

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>>6721839
>>tfw my middle name is aleksander

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>>6722048
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39JTc_k9pc

>> No.6722165

>>6721979
KEKMAO

>> No.6722186

arnold
eva

>> No.6722225

>>6721839
aka use a christian name

>>6721879
untrue

the names of saints are all fine too as long as you've seen or heard about people with that name (ie it's not weird or outdated).

>> No.6722990

>>6719995
Fellow Edward here
Same shit happened to me, man
Kinda resented my name for a while because of it but I grew to like it after a while
I've never met another Edward in my life so I guess it's a unique name. Not sure how /fa/ it is though

>> No.6725706

>>6716844
Fuccboi is a /fa/ middle name

>> No.6726841

sir lancelot

>> No.6726877

I like Alfred but I dislike that it'd get shortened to Alfie or Alf. They both sound pleb as fuck.

For girls I think Charlotte and Rose are hard to beat. I wouldn't even mind the shortening to Lottie either.

>> No.6726885

Ulrich
Hector
Isaac
Maneck
Oscar

Pola
Marla
Meta
Lotta
Olga
Irma

>> No.6726897

Anything after Jr. is effay if you're not royalty i.e James the fourth.

>> No.6726940
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Nina

>> No.6726983

>>6719193
Dude, here in sweden plenty of girls/women are named astrid. It's not an uncommon name.

>> No.6727000

First name "The". Middle name "Rock".

>> No.6727008
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middle names: "Wait For It"

>> No.6727022

>>6726885

Would never name my kids Ulrich or Olga, it just sounds fat

>> No.6727039

Minerva
Anton
Christobel
Adrian

>> No.6727100

Holden
Elouisa (Call her "Ellie" for short)
Cecile
Ramona

>> No.6727135

Veronica is p /fa/

>> No.6728543

I always like the name Davor. It's pronounced as dah-war.

>> No.6729345

Beau
Ellen
Jack
Sydney

>> No.6729411

I've always wanted to name my daughter Luna if I had one.