/fa/ - Fashion

i got a hsitty haircut

>>6712052
hope you're still on that diet :(
I like you though.

>>6712052
I like your hair

>>6712052
how many cals u eating today?

>>6712052

this guy looks like tinytrip

>>6712058
12-1500

>>6712062
wtf, what are you eating?

kek

>>6712052

nice tits honey

looks like that lifting is really paying off

>>6712066
w/e i want

>>6712076
p mch

why is this fag so famous?

>>6712073
iifym?

>>6712075
u jelly :-DD

>>6712079
i hate u

>>6712075
He's a samefag and he's got some homosexual fangirls following him.

>>6712075
cause he's never not on /fa/`

>>6712081
keyboard warrior

hey

>>6712075
he looks funny

when are you coming out with some new videos?

Do you think Trayvon deserved to die?

Begin the morning by saying to thyself, I shall meet with the busy-body, the ungrateful, arrogant, deceitful, envious, unsocial. All these things happen to them by reason of their ignorance of what is good and evil. But I who have seen the nature of the good that it is beautiful, and of the bad that it is ugly, and the nature of him who does wrong, that it is akin to me, not only of the same blood or seed, but that it participates in the same intelligence and the same portion of the divinity, I can neither be injured by any of them, for no one can fix on me what is ugly, nor can I be angry with my kinsman, nor hate him, For we are made for co-operation, like feet, like hands, like eyelids, like the rows of the upper and lower teeth. To act against one another then is contrary to nature; and it is acting against one another to be vexed and to turn away.

you can breeze out the haters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXm-aQNI6ow

does putting olive oil on ur hair make them thicker

>>6712093
soon post suggestions. alrweady had a couple

>>6712096
no

>>6712133
i only see this 1 video http://www.youtube.com/user/chilldude30

no poo made my hair a little thicker but you need those god-tier genetics for good hair

All u nigga talkin shit about matt helder can kiss hos and my ass cause so wat he said he the king of /fa/, every1 is intitled to there own opinion. .most of ya think ya look good but I bet sumbody thinks u ugly...I say that to say 2 things #1 if u know he not da king then y bother to respond #2 only niggas mad I'd either washed up fuccbois or u corny wack ass niggas thinkin ya can cum up off his name well u can't u bum ass niggas...I'm not evan a matt helder so I'm speaking from a neutral guy point of view

>>6712143
Nice samefag.

>>6712119
man last winter that song helped me get through quite a bit

>>6712052
thanks for reminding me to do my pushups
my goal is matt sized pecs

thank you lelders bird of happiness

>>6712152
your smile is creepy

t-thanks matt

>>6712157
oh god that stitching is so laughably bad

>>6712157
fixed

>>6712052
you can't go wrong with the classic hitler yooth

Matt is an okay guy when he posts adivce. You can see all the progress he made from his MFA days to how he is now. His attention feigning is terrible.

>>6712139
had a couple of vid suffestions i mean

>>6712182
oh yah, do 1 of your room, most FAQ, favorite books/movies/ anything cool

>>6712180
My second favorite fit from Matt.
>having a Matt folder

>>6712177
update

pls be in london

>>6712273
i need more matt pics

>>6712278

>>6712278

lmao found his twitter

>>6712279
>>6712279
i like this fit a lot

>>6712296
m8 did you actually stalk him down? pretty pathetic use of your time

>>6712305
does anyone have the fit with the uniqlo wool trousers

>>6712305
i was trying to find his sufu fits by typing in wickenchingz in google, got nothing against him. my friends and i laugh at how we used to be a few years ago all the time

>>6712309

>>6712296
hahahaha

What are his good fits?

>>6712312
http://supertalk.superfuture.com/index.php/user/161316-wickenchingz/

FUCK matt
post his sister

>>6712326
pretty hit and miss tbh

>>6712335
she looks like a gypsy kek

>>6712336
roll for 52

>>6712342

>>6712353

so close

>>6712342
>tfw you will never fuck ana lelders

>>6712541
:(

>>6712557
lol matt knows that >>6712557
feel

>>6712562
...or does he?

>>6712557
God damn matt can't you take a hint?
I been changing my clothes with the door open for a reason
Jesus you are such a fuckin pleb

>>6712052

Nice gyno

>>6712585
post feet pls

Why don't you have any friends IRL, Matt?

>>6712557
ikr #sadboys

post ana lelder pics plz

>>6712585
Ana L.
no wonder.

>>6712342
How old is she?

>>6712595

>>6712600
Old enough
To take a good dickin in the ass

>>6712600
28

>>6712595
:^p

>>6712603
i'm gonna fap to this

>>6712612
>dat pimple
DROPPED

>>6712606

>>6712610

Matt why don't you have any friends?

>>6712612
how tall is she she better not be untermensh short girl

>>6712613
no you're not

>>6712629
you are making me uncomfortable.

>>6712603
this isnt really here lol

close enough though heheheheheh

>>6712622
that isnt me

check the trip bud

>>6712624
~5'4

>>6712638
if you fap to matt's sister i will post more

>>6712639

>that isnt me

I know fagget. But the question is aimed at you. Why don't you have any friends?

>>6712639
>mfw I have the same ikea chair
Guess we are meant for each other
giver her phone number you brit faggot

>>6712639
take a pic with her faggot

>>6712613
cud u draw a tomato ana lelder? i'd fap to that

>you will never tag team matt's sister

>>6712192
nice stretched photo

matt has some ballin hardwood floors

>>6712655
make me

>>6712691
>fat arms
DROPPED

>>6712695
w/e fgt

>>6712639
>~5'4
BUENO

>>6712691
jesus

>>6712691
this is too weird

matt you're in manchester right?

where did your sis go to school?

I think I nailed your sister brah

>>6712278
lolol that bath robe

"ann d"

>>6712315
you go on /b/ matt?

pls dont tell me that is true

>>6712730
im not saying. where did this girl u naied go to?

>>6712750
lol

i go on like once a month

>>6712754
haha swerve

>>6712750
rules 1 & 2 newfag

>>6712756

Why do you have a trip?

>>6712787
Why do newfags ask questions?
>inb4 I've been here since the beginning I just took a break.

>>6712808

I'm not a newfag. I just think Matt Helders is annoying, like all trips in general

>>6712088
i find only autistic aussies and brits use that term

>>6712816
because he gets a thread detected to him with 100+ posts
why wouldn't he trip?

>>6712808
helders is a newfag bro.. he's been here what all 2013. his fits are basic and he's a shit posting cunt to boot. i'd rather have unpop shitposting than this try hard.

>>6712816
Working on it m8.
Well I only really have a case against Matt.

>>6712823
been here with my trip since ~feb 2012

>>6712816
lelders is a down to earth guy, he's one of the few trips i find alright. have you ever had a conversation with him?

>>6712816
>detected to him

I detect faggots.

>>6712834
she went to parrs wood high right

>>6712830

That's probably why he does it. For the attention. Like every other trip.

>>6712831

What do you mean?

>>6712820
Well, whadya know.

>>6712834

Why do you have a trip? You don't contribute to the board

>>6712834
lol yeah nah.

>>6712844
>That's probably why he does it. For the attention. Like every other trip.
who cares?

>>6712846

No

>>6712844
Don't worry about it I'm handling it.

>>6712854
boom

>>6712860

It takes away the idea of an anonymous imageboard when people start using secure tripcodes for the sole purpose of attention.

>>6712867
go whine to moot

did matt make the website

>>6712052
that is some serious gyno

i wish i had your hair

u look good with extra fat like a teddy bear dont cut down ok?

How did matt become so famous?

>>6712062
those fully formed breast.

>>6712890
by samefaging himself every day for an entire year like every tripfag that doesnt actually contribute any knowledge

>>6712890
he has a funny face and posts all the time

>>6712856
its tru m8

>>6712894
its muscle m9

>>6712890
posting a lot or something

>>6712883

No, he just comes here for the attention.

>>6712890

Samefagging, admitting to be a virgin and having no friends in threads, exploiting himself.

>>6712844
>>6712867
>>6712896
>>6712904
fuck off dude

>>6712908

Matt pls go

>>6712899
¿Que putas chingadas madres dijiste de mí , pinche escuincle baboso? Para que te sepas yo entrené en el gimnasio del señor Julio Cesar Chavez , tengo un record de 50 knockouts, fui al colegio militar de la ciudad de México y un doctorado en ingeniería nuclear , ¿sabes que significa eso? que puedo volar tu pinche cabecita hueca con una bomba que estoy preparando especialmente para tí , y no sólo eso también soy experto en el manejo de armas largas y tengo acceso a todo un arsernal de Uzis, Ak 47 y R-15s , si tan solo hubieras pensado un poquito más y no hubieras abierto el pinche hocico de perro que tienes, no tendrías que rezar por tu vida.

En estos momentos estoy rastreando tu dirección IP para ubicar tu domicilio , te vas a cagar cuando veas un chingo de camionetas esperando en la entrada de tu casa para acribillarte , mis hombres están bien armados y son muy temerarios, saben hacer muy bien su trabajo y están dispuestos a exterminar hasta la ultima puta celúla más pequeña e insignificante de tu puta miserable existencia, escucha bien mis palabras nene, que ya no hay vuelta atrás , vete despidiendo de tu miserable vida cabrón, voy a convertir tus ultimas horas de vida en un autentico infierno , estás bien pinche muerto nene, estás bien pinche muerto.

>>6712908
autism speaks

>>6712908
>by samefaging himself every day for an entire year like every tripfag that doesnt actually contribute any knowledg

>implying this isn't the sad truth

>>6712917
its not

>>6712866
>>6712854
ok

>>6712921

Come on, man. You are only famous on this board because you have been samefagging and exploiting yourself since day one.

>>6712931
nah

>>6712933

>>6712933
I don't think you realize how much your going to regret how many pics of yourself you put on 4chan.
Requesting pic of matt with baby dick blocked out.

>>6712933
shots fired

>>6712933
#rekt

All my favourite trips are leaving, Matt, please don't go

>>6712933
damn
#shots

>>6712945
why

my friends know i post here, i literally dont care. we joke about it and how i post my dick on the internet

probably about 5 people i know actually will look for my posts sometimes but a fair amount more know im 'matt helders' on 4chan or something

i take it easy

>>6712933
see? this is why matt is famous

>>6712933
#officerdown

>>6712959

>friends

You said in a thread a while back that you didn't have any friends

>>6712947
anonymous is my fave trip 8)

>>6712966
matt is flying high on the social ladder these days,thats what 6th form and fashion will do to a man

>>6712967
this fag? >>6712896

>>6712974
lel wut?
>>6712965
hey man,it's winter idk what to do with my now dead garden,help

>>6712966
probably feeling self pitying. i do actually have friends

matt helders is my only friend

>>6712984
are they in london?

>>6712974
When an anon is confronted with things he cannot fully grasp samefag is usually the go to term to use.

>>6712987
thanks matt

>>6712980
>dead garden

hoe it up. prepare for next season.

>>6712989
+repped
>>6712993
ty,gonna grab my boots 2moz morining

>>6712046
>giving a shit about some ugly fuck

>>6712987
lol

>Printing out pic of Matt to cum on

>>6713148
oh no that would trole me so bad D: i reallllly hope no one does that :oo

>>6713163
r u buttravished?

>>6713176
2 late. cumming on piggies nose

>>6713163
Serious question here, what does 4chan/fa/ do for you in your life? I don't hate you at all, completely indifferent in fact. But I find it a little sad to see your face in every other thread. Like, do you enjoy the attention (albeit negative), which you never acquired in real life? I'm seriously just trying to understand here, I can't imagine living like that way to be even close to gratifying or pleasurable at all. Perhaps if you were actually physically appealing to look at (not trying to be mean, just my opinion) and portrayed an interesting, contributive personality I would appreciate your presence and overlook the picwhoring. Otherwise it would just be a waste, a waste of potential life.

matt likes slutty chav hamplanets not wt skinny hoes

>>6713198
i dont know
i dont give it much thought

>>6713202
yeah i like both fat slutty hamplanets is more like a fetish

>>6713163
dnt even chat u wet little yute lmaooooooo so moist swear down #fassy #battyman

>>6712052
ay take a better pic of that cut I wanna pic 2 show my haircut person

>>6713237
i got it cut like >>6712059 yesterday for some reason

>>6713259
what haircuts have you had matt?

>>6712059
looks like tinfoil

>>6713265
basically just the same shit every time

just messy really sometimes also i like to get a 1 on the sides

>>6713288
how do you get it messy like that?

whenver i try to get my hair messy it looks so contrived

>>6713292
i dunno nothing special

i think its realted to what ur hair is like naturallu

>>6713215
Okay, whatever makes you happy I guess, noone's stopping you. How old are you btw? You don't seem that old. Do you have a job, or do you get the money from your parents to buy those good clothes you have?

>>6713309
yeha my hair is pretty straight so that might be it

im guessing yours is wavvy?

>>6712157
those must be fakes right?

>>6713315
nah straight. here's a #rare pic from jan 2012 when i had shit hair and was fat af

>>6713292
>>6713315
Having wavy hair helps. Also retaining your hair's natural oils by not using shampoo too much and generally live healthy makes it easier. Try different products to make your look messy without it becoming greasy, everyone has different hairtypes and each hairtype reacts differently to each product.

>>6713327
matt i need ur help m8, pls email me

>>6713327
lololol that pic is sick mate

do you just ruffle your hair or whatever?

also has your chin grown out more? mine looks liek that now and hope it gets better

>>6713327
Post a pic of the front? It looks to me longer hair like that looks way better on you than the HY.

And why you ignoring:
>>6713310
?

>>6713329
i tried no poo for a week and half a little bit ago and my hair got really nasty and felt so weird and people were like, whats up with your hair?

it did look messy though

>>6713334
yea just ruffle it a little i spose

>>6713336
ok if ive got one also i didnt notice it
edit: this is the cloest
>>6713310
i turned 18 2 months ago
no job

>>6713330
ok
add me on skype chilldude372

>>6713350
can you post what your sides were like when you had a hair cut like
>>6713288

>>6713339
You don't actually go without using shampoo for over a week though, lol. Disgusting. I mean just don't use shampoo every day or every other day. 3-4 times every 2 weeks is good, other days just wash with warm water (not hot). And get a decent shampoo, not some cheap shit with shitton of checmicals that do more harm than good to ur hair (damage it, making it look thin and dry as shit).

>>6713350
Ah so you got some rich ass parents? How much ukpounds can you spend every month on clothes?

Hmm yeah from this perspective it doesn't look quite as good as I imagined, but still better than the HY imo.

>>6713363

>>6713387
pls respond on skype

>>6713387
i cant tell if you have i blended or just a line from the short too long

>>6713392
i didnt get ur request

whats yrs ill add u m8

>>6713395
blended usually depends how im feeling when i get ti cut kek

>>6713406
how often you get it cut?

>>6713408
whenever i feel like it, sometimes go months with no cut

>>6712062
what is that black leather backpack behind him

>>6713425
eastpak kris van assche form last year

>>6713425
fabrixsquare

>tfw matt gave me advice last year
>tfw I followed it

>>6713456
what advice

>>6713456
what advice?

>>6713444
thanks matt

>>6713463
>>6713462
wow wow wee wa hivemind

>>6713456
what advice??

>>6713462
>>6713463
>>6713472
h..h-hair advice

>>6713498
you probably look like shit anyways stop trying and give up you fat fuck

>>6713511
That was really, really, really uncalled for.

You asshole.

>>6713456
He gave me advice too. He told me to start working out last year.

Here's my latest progress.

>>6713462
>>6713462


Hey matt, what kind of telecaster do you have?

I almost bought a tele baja, but I decided to save up twice as much and buy the american 52' reissue instead

matt knows his shit

matt has banged most of the female tripfags on this board

>>6713548
Lol

i got the baja, v happy with it

>>6713536

loooooooooool

>>6713549
i dont like to boast bu tthanks sieg

>>6713560
>tfw berry flew across the world to have matt fuck her armpits

>>6713549
that's not saying much, plus we could just rub our dicks between a ham and a bean bag chair what's the difference?

>>6713574
i know that feel

>>6713549

Did he have a threesome with tripsk and berry?

>>6713536

oh god kill it

>tfw no gf

>>6713570
How exactly do you manage being like that?
You're 5'9" with an average face. Can you post a fit?

>>6713602
confidence