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You're walking down an empty alley way in Paris, you're wearing your geobaskets.

There are no forks in the alley it's a straight shot from one side to the other.

A quarter of the way through you see a figure approaching from the other end of the alley way. The figure has a shadowy drape-like silhouette but very well-toned at the arms.

As the figure comes closer, suddenly you realize it's none other than Rick Owens himself.

Your heart begins to race and your walk becomes awkward. You both meet exactly halfway into the alley, there are no people around. You pause standing face to face with him. He looks down at your feet and notices you're wearing geobaskets. He realizes that you know exactly who he is. Making eye contact with you, he lets out a warm smile and says, “hi”.

What do you do?

>> No.6617422

w2c gothninja sweatpants?

>> No.6617425

you guys are worse than preteens gushing over beiber. fuckin grown ass men idolizing clothes designers. top laughing.

>> No.6617435
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6617435

why would i be nervous about meeting rick
he seems nice
most huggable designer imo plus hed be wearing cashmere so hed be super soft (◡‿◡✿)

>> No.6617445

>>6617435
so then what would you do?

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6617461

>>6617435
>What do you do?

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6617466

>>6617445
smile
say hi
talk

>> No.6617470

>>6617466
what makes you think rick wants to talk?

>> No.6617484

>>6617470
>he lets out a warm smile and says, “hi”
can you fuckin read?

also, op u dum shit you can 'let out' a smile fuckin pulitzer prize winner we got here lads.

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>>6617470
what makes you think socializing is so difficult
if he doesn't want to talk i say bye and we continue with our day

>> No.6617479

>>6617470

you can tell by his asymmetric grin

>> No.6617485

savagely suck his cock in the hopes his semen might inspire some creativity in me as well.

>> No.6617499

>>6617485

it will

why elese do u think gay designers are the most creative?

they have access to the most inspirational juices in existence

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6617505

>>6617499
are u gay?

jw

>> No.6617507

>>6617499
>WTT avant garde semen for rick spirals

>> No.6617513

this is such a fag

>> No.6617520

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>> No.6617526

>>6617505

i wish, thats what holds me back creatively tbh

i cant compete

>>6617507

i heard ricks is a grey tone inspired by a James McNeill Whistler painting

>> No.6617530

>>6617520
test

>> No.6617531

>>6617520
>all newfags except fascist, berry, and sieg

>> No.6617533

>>6617520
DID SOMEONE SERIOUSLY JUST CRACK THE TRIPS?

HEREWEGO.JPG

>> No.6617534

rape him so that he know i'm superior

>> No.6617542

>>6617520
Ha ha, oh wow.
Here we go.

>> No.6617541

>>6617520
cool no one gives a shit

>>6617415
Here's what I would do if I was in this situation.

"hey rick have you ever heard of 4chan.org /fa/? It's this small board on the internet but it's full of huge fans of yours, why don't you come on there some time"

and that's the story of how I got rick to hang out with me on my japanese board