/fa/ - Fashion

>>6612710
I dated a Parisian millionaire qt3.14 and broke up with her cause I'm stupid.

But even more /fa I have low self esteem?

>>6612734
You again. I'm so sorry for your loss. I've actually thought about it at work a few times.

Well I speak french, am 6'1, skinny and have autism. Can't get more /fa/ than that.

my clothes or my demeanor. im a quiet dude and like to be. people then seem really caught off guard when you say insightful or funny stuff, or act out of character. also gives me a little mystery.

my drug and alcohol abuse

My Byronic ennui.

>>6612759
I appreciate the concern, weird not getting instantly shit on for everything on /fa.

>>6612774
how 2 bcum le classy mystery gent like you ?

I breakdance/dance pretty well. And my body is somewhat decent because of it. Still pretty skinny.

My heroin addiction

I'm 6'3" and 150 lbs.

>>6612765
>>6612771
>>6612783
my niqqas ;_;

rick ne parle pas français

>>6612876
Trigga finga itchin, fuck parental supervision.

>>6613495


is that from the jayz album/? sounds familiar

山本耀司会ったことあるヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ、写真が撮りなかったけど。

>>6613515
nah it's rocky

speak 3 languages, glorious blue eyes

>>6612786
Who did you date?

tall
blonde
blue eyes
have a job cushy enough I can wear whatever i want every day of my life

>>6613664
4 languages, blue eyes, boom!

What makes a language /fa/? the place where its spoken? How it sounds? How difficult it is? how useful it is? help me out here

>crazy mood swings
>incredible chef
>make friends with anyone
>disgustingly lucky
>amazing singer
Feel with it.

6'1
5 languages
Drug abuse

I'm italian.

>>6612892
That's amazing height and weight. Holy shit yes.

>>6612892
thank you skeleton

>>6612783
sounds autistic

>tall + skinny
>have money
>ok taste

>>6612892
max qt male h/w

> I speak three languages. The most /fa/ one is Latin.

>I'm 5'9 and 121 lbs

>34-24-34.5

>naturally dirty blonde hair with very dark eyes.

>central european ancestry
I'm not sure how /fa/ the last one actually is.

>>6613751
You must be obese. Try replacing soda and other sugary drinks with water.

>>6612710
>implying there is a single /fa/ thing about me.

>>6613758
>latin
>/fa/

top haha

>>6613758
latin is literally autistic

>>6612710
Je parle français, je sais coudre et je suis gay

>>6613759
nope. /fit/izen here. how does it feel that 90% of women are stronger than you?

>>6613765
>>6613768

Cur tu tam stolidus?

It's a really easy language to learn and it's a lot more useful than you might think. But if you don't like it, then you'll just have to deal with it.

>>6613737
Yeah I'm a greak cook too.

>>6613776
>implying you think I'm a man

>implying you think I give a shit about being stronger than other girls

>implying I would ever need any more strength than I already have to do anything ever

If it makes you feel any better, I can easily run a mile under seven minutes.

>>6613768
Said the most autistic tripfag to ever come to /fa/

i got a huge dick

>>6613821
post proof please :)

>>6613821
nigger

>>6612710
artist
decent facial aesthetics
very personable/funny (everyone likes me)
interesting taste in music
not a cunt
helping friends get into fashion


however, pic is still related

I'm french

/thread

>>6613784
so, you're just a giant woman? lul

>>6612840
hmm ... kwamae?

>>6613875
> just a giant woman
lel
What part of that would make you think I'm giant (aside from height)?

You probably don't know what 34-24-34.5 even means.

>>6613882
>apart from the height
UH, fuck the what? That's it. You're one of those girls that either had better be gorgeous, or better be playing women's basketball.

>>6613886
>You're one of those girls that either had better be gorgeous, or better be playing women's basketball.

kek

I decided to post in one of those how /fa/ is your face threads today, and I only got compliments, so I'm not worried.

>>6613901
pls be in london

i'm ugly, poor and have shit taste

so basically im pretty /fa/

>ITT: Most /fa/ thing about you.

I don't think being /fa/ is what I would thrive to be, because calling yourself /fa/ is the most autistic thing one can do.

>I'm french
>I live in a nice part of Paris
>I own a lot of clothes
>qts mire me sometimes
>I lift with GATS
well, that's it

>>6613901
well you should, freak.

>>6613901

>implying 4chan validation means anything

you post your pictures here because you know that this place of full of beta virgins, you would never get called attractive by an actual attractive male IRL.

>play piano and guitar, sing and shit
>paint and draw (proper shit no animu)
>4 languages
>skinnytall

Ok.

>>6612710
Le francais est ma langue premiere

>>6612774
>people then seem really caught off guard when you say insightful or funny stuff, or act out of character
which you never have done

>>6614293
anyone can seem deep around plebs

>>6614295
Antony did it in "Julius Caesar".

I play MTG and shoot at shit

I lived in France for 4 years, still have a house there on the 16th arrondissement (one of the best if you didn't know), can speak French, I am 45kg (99lbs), I go to the most elite boarding school in Germany.

>>6614391
Sup sharm

I am unimpressed by everything

>>6614400
Rather, nothing impresses me

>>6614403
is it due to years of looking at urself in the mirror and being disappointed? top haha

>>6614395
y-you know m-me??

I speak french and use stimulants frequently.

>>6613739

prove 3 of them

>you can't

>>6613901
well that's good.
But seriously, look into sports.

I'm half white half Asian and speak fluent Mandarin Chinese.

>>6614440

i am asian, live in hong kong and speak fluent cantonese and mandarin

My face

>>6614418
Hahaha you got me anon , soz for lying on an anonymous image board for people that like cartoons! Gosh don't I feel silly :)))

grey eyes, great limbal rings and wavy blonde hair.
also fast metabolism, so lean as a chicken.
also 6'1.


also, don't need any clothes tailored. everything small fits me like a glove.

>>6614454
get a nosejob m9

>>6612774
same here.
was voted ''most mysterious'' for my yearbook this year.
also second place for prettiest eyes.
I'm a guy and dont have many friends, bit everyone voted for me somehow

I have blue eyes, dark hair, pale skin, good facial features, smoke, amateur artist and writer, 6'2, reasonably muscular.

However, I'm also northern English, strongly accented, and I regularly do stints of work with builders doing manual labour and brickwork if I need extra money. I'm also an archaeology student.

Take that as you will.

I have great cheekbones
Alcoholic
I paint and bitches think im some sort of artist when im not

On the down side im only 5'10 and im poor as fuck

I have numerous health problems.

I don't age as fast as other people (am 22 but look 16), short, extremely skinny (44kg) and look very androgynous. Never went completely through puberty either, I'm male but have a soft voice, great skin and almost no muscle.

Genetics made me a mini heroin chic.

>>6612710
Imma Filipino

I'm an architect.

I look like Kate Moss. If Kate Moss had smaller tits, a cock and a hy.

>>6614787

that doesnt sound very /fa/ at all

>>6612710
My slender muscle build and my pixie cut.

>>6613739
and modest too

>>6613776
>implying women should be weaker than men
>implying it makes a difference if a woman or a man is stronger than you

How does it feel being an archaic shit head?

>I'm all that and then some
>tall dark and handsome

>>6613776
I see /fit/ is still in the middle ages.
Hey dude, women are allowed to be stronger than men in 2013. They're even allowed to have jobs that pay better than their husbands.

>>6614859
lol women are stronger than u

>>6614859

top kek homie

>>6614859
>middle ages
Too generous. /fit/ is "Quest for Fire" tier.

I'm tall, dark, skinny, my ears are big as fuck

>>6612710
Im a cool autist. I lift, Im smart, mind my own business, have good taste. just basically being speak slow, bring big stick kinda dude.

my hair.

>fluent in french, spanish, and english
>moved to france on my own will to earn my second bachelor's (computer engineering)
>have a russian girlfriend
>beat the pussy up all day er'day
>bitches jelly when they see us walking through
>applying to interpol soon

>all in the name of determination and family pride

pic related /fa/ggots

>>6614156

>manlet detected

6' 2" 130lbs

>>6615053
You're doingood

>5'8", 30-22-32
>inexplicable respect and trust from everyone I meet
>straight bitches on my jock
>budding schizophrenia

I'm the most /fa/ I can be without self-destructing

My first time to /fa/ and you lot think smoking, alcohol and drug abuse, being Auschwitz mode, shitty artists and even worse musicians is cool. I'm utterly perplexed, bemused and bewildered.
Adieu

>>6615053
Kav is that you?

>>6615164
>straight bitches on my jock
>budding schizophrenia

Is this the word salad coming in?

>>6615172
go get high on life or some shit

smh

>>6615177
don't turn small hat Halloween dogs, right sleep?

>>6615053

so you're a fat indian-looking cs nerd with a girlfriend that looks like robin williams

k.

>>6615164

you're a grill with bitches on your jock?

congrats and stuff, but I'm a little confused as to whether you're an effay lesbian or some curvy manlet

>>6613727
how elegant it is, pretty much. Formality is a big part of it, at least to me. formality and snootyness

>>6615214

>>6615227
how long you been dyking? since college or sometime before graduation?

>>6615236
i came out the womb eatin pussy

>>6615164
tfw you sound like my ex

>>6615247
you must have terrible taste then

techno interests me

I'm 6'1. I'm an aryan German. I had three psychosis. I can read, write and speak english perfecty.

I used to know how to talk French in school but never continued it because I found it too hard.

>>6615245
ok but when did you hook up with a girl for the first time and how many years has it been since you were with a guy?
when did you come out of the closet?

>>6615249
¯\_(ツ)_/¯


actually lokkn at the measurements she mightve had bigger tits than u, she was like a C

but the dyke 5'8" schizo is spot on

>>6613768
So, did you fuck that 15 year old in the end?

>>6615254

did I mention I had a pretty attractive French teacher (about 28 years old). She thought I was kinda hot and always gave me good grades because of it.

>>6615254
>not properly denoting inch measurements
>not capitalizing Aryan
>not pluralizing psychosis
>not using Oxford comma (technically not a mistake but fuck you)
>not capitalizing english
>perfecty
>"talk French" smh
confirmed for foreigner

>>6615256
lack of response confirmed for hooking up with girl for the first time in college.

>>6615256
>>6615306

>>6615306
she aint really bout it

>>6615331
naw she's just a trendy nigga
it sounds pathetic to talk about it, i know, but i can't stand how easily girls will call themselves lesbians now. i don't even have issues with homosexuality, and people can do what they want, but it is disrespectful to say "yea im a lesbian now lol" just because it's a lot more accepted and looked up at in America.

and yea, im a guy, and yea the girl i loved and lived with for 2 years announced her lesbianism after she had a hard time finding a group of friends to accept her.

I speak English, Armenian, and Spanish. What's a cool language to learn? No French please, I think it sounds terrible. Maybe Russian?

>>6615355
init doe

the girl i fucked for a year n half is dykn now

saw her for the first time in over a year a while back, she still has feelings doe i could tell by the way she carried herself, it's w/e doe i'm on my own shit now

Nothing.

>Having a mental illness is now considered effay

>>6615355
somebody's bitter

>>6615355
>after she had a hard time finding a group of friends to accept her

so many girls do this, it's so cringey
i hope you're over her now bruh

I'm 6'4 and can do a pretty good impression of a confident person.

>>6615355
while they're might be occasional cunt that labels herself as a lesbian just for social cred, I think the main issue is that sexuality is a crazy fucking color wheel gradient, but yet society compartmentalizes people with these very narrow labels, such as lesbian, bi, or straight, or gay.

so people are forced to pick a label that doesn't really suit them, but it's convenient.

Point being, don't start acting like a prick and margenlize the legitimacy of the labels people take on for their sexuality because they're aren't a lot of options out there.

>>6615408
hahahahahah

gay people don't exist dude

My girlfriend's russian.

>>6615377
see, i knew i wouldn't be alone here. that goes to show how common it is now.
not looking forward to the inevitable occasion i run into her again (been seven months so far) but im sure i'll handle it fine.
i kind of want it to happen just to see how i feel.

>>6615381
and of course there is gonna be the people who say im mad cuz i can't get laid, but that's not true. i don't think i'm bitter, and i don't think i ever was. i was sad as fuck, frustrated and confused, but i ended up learning from it. i learned a lot, and my mind frame is better because of it.
even though after i broke up with her i found out so many secrets she kept from me, i still can only blame myself.
now i believe that if i ever get hurt by a woman, it's MY fault, 100% of the time.

>>6615390
yea im over her, but at the same time she still shows up in my dreams. it sucks.
i did everything with this girl for 2 years, we moved away together, and went to college.
pathetic idea, looking back, but it happens.
i've gotten with other girls, and stuff too, theres just something i can't shake.

i'd never get back with her though.
she's texted me a few times since, but i know what it is, and i ignore it.

>>6615435
russiann to my dick.

>>6615446
eyyoo

>>6615446
wreckd

>>6615421
Oh wow 10/10 im so mad how long did it take you to come up with that

>>6615431
there's obviously a lot going on inside your head. it's easy for a girl to knock your confidence like that and that sucks.

>now i believe that if i ever get hurt by a woman, it's MY fault, 100% of the time.

why was it your fault that she hurt you?

>>6615487
Yeah, you too. Carrots are the only things that can be naturally gay retard.

>>6615492
>why was it your fault that she hurt you?
because i let myself be in a position to get hurt.
that's the reality of it.

i know so many people think i'm wrong for saying that, but it's the truth.
i can look back and see the process from the night i met her, to the night i moved out of our apartment.

i never should have allowed the girl im dating to play such a major role in my life.
of course it's gonna suck when a girl you like leaves, but it shouldn't wreck your life, because she shouldn't have been your whole life.

yea it did fuck with my confidence, but i bounced back, and i'm a lot smarter from it now too.

>>6615520
okay good, because i totally agree with everything you say, although now i tend to avoid getting into relationships at all.

>>6615546
yea i don't get into relationships either.
i date, but i continue meeting and going out with other girls as well so im not just dating one girl at a time.
that's where a lot of guys go wrong. they meet a girl and want to get serious right away.
that's not what girls do, and it's just a bad way to do it.

>>6612734
You ass bag. I would have nutted all up in that belly

>>6615572
i don't date or anything because i wouldn't want them to expect a relationship, how do you let them off lightly?
it's sad that a lot of guys think this. i know a friend that's like this

>>6614715
>northern english
>anything but subhuman tier

>>6612710

my jizz....on your mom's face.

>>6615635

not as bad as Scottish, or Welsh, or any Eastern European country.

>>6615612
the reality is they will hear your words however they want.
i don't lie to them, so when the situation comes up when they say "are you looking for something serious" etc, i tell them the truth, "i like what we have now, we'll have to see where it goes" or something like that.
i may say "im not in a place where i want to get serious with someone"

then the ball is in her court. she knows what i'm saying, but is she going to accept it? is she going to dump me because she wants something more, will she pretend that we're BF and GF, or will she convince herself she can eventually make me exclusively hers?
theres obviously a ton of possibilities, but the female mind is pro at spinning a reality into whatever she wants it to be.

i probably didn't do a good job explaining, but basically i don't lie, so i don't worry about hurting them.
females do get hurt by guys, obviously, but in different ways.

>>6615355
Dude, i dated a girl and fucked her for like 4 month then one day she just out of nothing became a lesbian

Being French is /fa/?
So..
>French
>Speak French, English, Spanish and Italian
>White
>Not gothninja or streetwear type

>>6615693
nah i understand, this sounds like good advice. i just don't want her to flip out and say i was leading her on, then i'll look like the dick.

>>6615738
go 2 bed dad it's late lol

>>6615717
to be fair, most gay people hook up with the opposite sex because they aren't fully comfortable/aware of their faggotry yet.

but this decade really has made being gay trendy, even in men.

you can't say shit about it, because then you're gonna be called homophobic and it's not like anyone can change it.
it's just how it is.

and now i'll be called a homophobe, possibly a bitter virgin, maybe even a misogynist.

>>6615768
>i am ananamoose, go 2 bed joel lol, do no want.

>>6615785
You forgot racist.

>vegan
>smoker
>white
>98lbs, 5'6"
>self-loathing/narcissism power combo

>>6615794
Being vegan is so 2009

>>6615794

io puedo parlar espaniol

>>6612710
>Je peux parler francais
Je sais parler français, rather.

>>6615798
>>6615802
k

>>6615758
>i just don't want her to flip out and say i was leading her on, then i'll look like the dick.

yea but that's my point, that could happen regardless.
it's how people deal with exes a lot of the time.
they name call, and say lies, to try and hurt the other person and make themselves seem better.

you can't be scared of it, and it won't matter as long as she isn't a big part of your life.