/fa/ - Fashion

>cop burgundy jeans
>"what are you wearing anon? is this what kids wear these days? why can't you wear nice blue pants like mine? I once had a gay classmate who wore pants like yours"
>"wait are you calling me gay"
>"idk anon those pants are sending me the wrong message"

>>6601409
i think they think i'm gayer more and more by each package

the fact that i haven't had a gf in 4 years doesn't help

My dad saw me in a pair of coated denim last year. He called me a faggot and said I belong in the West Village.
It hurt, because it made me feel like he wished he had a different son.

>>6601439
damn that's harsh poet

>>6601439
>It hurt, because it made me feel like he wished he had a different son.
Made me feel a bit.
Hope things get better

>>6601439
> not having sex with your mom to show you ain't no faggot

>>6601409
>burgundy jeans
>gay
pick two

>>6601443
>>6601446
>>6601448
/fa/ always makes me feel a bit better.
Just going through a rough patch lately.

>>6601439
>tfw when can't tell veteran ex marine father I'm gay or he'll disown me
Last Christmas I was wearing my bowtie and a vest with horn rimmed glasses and my father kept glaring at me the entire night. Later my mother asked if I was gay and she said she promised she wouldn't tell but she's so submissive and would of ratted me out. He didn't even try to talk to me the entire night...

>>6601460
If I've learned anything from American Beauty your dad might be gay.

>>6601460
Also why were you wearing a bowtie and vest?

>>6601463
Because gay

>>6601466
Still no need to dress like a stereotype

>>6601460
Knowing that your parents won't accept you as you are is an incredible burden. I'm sorry, anon.

>>6601466
> fitting stereotypes
Am I the only one who likes cocks in my bedroom but doesn't behave like a faggot elsewhere?

>be student
>eventually get a pair of geos after saving forever and spending 3/4 of my life's savings
>mum buys me cheapo primark's fake converse knock-offs because she sees Geos as "winter boots" and inappropriate for any other season
>guilt trips me whenever she see's me wearing my Geos instead of her converse knock-offs

I'm gonna sound like an angsty teenager here.. but....fuck you mum! when I spend practically my life's savings on a pair of boots, I'm gonna wear them!

.. when I stay at hers she even puts all my goof stuff in the wash when I'm not looking, so that all that's left is clothing that looks shitty with my Geos..

..she's so deluded when it comes to fashion that when she buys stuff from Hollister, she gets all braggy about it.

My Dad at least accepts my style. He probably doesn't personally like it - but he knows I'm a lazy fuck with most of the rest of my life, so he's actually impressed when I make the effort with my fashion.

>>6601499
you're an idiot

>>6601499
Just tell her to stop trying to dress you and when your clothes need washing you will give them to her.

No point whining about it on the internet.

>Buy used Rick pants in mail with rips for cheap
>Mom sees them
>throws them away

>>6601513
top haha

>>6601505

For spending so much of my money on Geos?

If I was living on my own with bills and debts to pay, then, yes, I'd agree, geos would be an idiotic investment, but fortunately I live with my parents and don't have any of that, so I saw it as a worthwhile investment.

Despite what some people have said about the Geos being pretty poor quality for their price and falling apart - I've had these as my almost everyday wear for 2 years now, and there's no visual damage, and they only seem to look better with time.

>>6601512

I have, and it doesn't stop her, but still, thanks for the advice.

I just thought my whining would be relevant to this thread and perhaps provide some lels for /fa/.

>mom buys me jeans two sizes too small
>gets mad because I don't wear them, price tag still hangs
>feel guilt because not appreciating free stuff

>>6601546
Communication is the key here. Tell her they are too small for you and she can return them.

>>6601546
ur mom is calling u fat

>>6601409

I recently found out that most of my colleagues are speculating about my sexuality because of burgundy jeans/fits and no gf.

Wow, you guys are fags.

/thread

>>6601455
>tfw when your parents make fun of you for being short
>why aren't you talk like the other kids?
>because of your fucking genetics
>fuck your milk
>fuck your protein powder
>fuck your growth hormones

my mom thinks your height isn't controlled by genetics after seeing short parents with tall kids

>>6601461
i'd watch out, he might beat your ass and then kill your business client neighbour.

>>6601555
I did, multiple times.

>no anon they are fine I bought them for $X you're going to wear them

>>6601694
it infuriates me whenever a parent is damaging their own child's self-esteem. /teenage angst

>>6601461
LE SNAKES KILS DUMBLEDORE XDD EPIC SPOILER LE WAITIN 4 REACTION ;PPPPPPPPP

>>6601466
>living out a stereotype
you asked for it faggot

my mother asks me if i'm gay at least twice a week
doesn't really bother me

>>6601499
omg please die

>>6601499
>this post

>>6602023
You could always try and get the receipt and return them yourself, switching them for one in the right size. It doesn't really make sense that she would force you to war clothes that don't fit.

>>6601439
Fuck your dad and show him who the real faggot is(him because he'd be the bottom)

>>6601542
pic of geos please

Hey guys.. you know what would be cool?
Not being a fag

Be gay all you want but no one likes fags
Girls hate fags
Guys hate fags
Parents hate fags
In fact, most fags ive met hate fags

Just be a cool gay guy while you rely on your parents and when you live alone self supportive be a fag

Just what i think

>>6602152
xD epic

>>6602152
>>>/b/

>>6601409
>>6601453
>>6601659
>burgundy

>Dress well
>Workout religiously
>Eat, watch calories and macros
>Started fucking dem 7-8/10 sloots in uni

Parents know all of this except the last one so I get gay comments all the time.

>>6602192
no such thing as a 7-8 slut m8

>>6601352
Cloths get weirder, The only thing bigger than my ego is my mirror - Kanye West Yeezus

>>6602194

They're probably correct your "nxtlvl fits" probably look like utter shit.

>>6602072
are you?

>>6602075
why is the one in the argyle not wearing any pants

>>6602201
Fucking shit album

>>6602278
because furries?

>>6601409
>is this what kids wear these days?
Do you guys ever worry that this will become you one day?

>>6602092
Might be able to just tell the store they were a gift, and that they were too small. They'll most likely swap them out for you.

>"jesus christ anon you bought a cap for 80 dollars?"
>"you want to buy shoes for 200 dollars?"
>"well thank god you're rich anon so you clearly don't need the money you slave for and you can go blow it on expensive clothing"
>"better than buying pot and beer and cigarettes, right mom?"
>"YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY THE MOST EXPENSIVE ARTICLES OF CLOTHING ANON, EXPENSIVE DOESN'T MEAN COOL"
>"you always buy the ugliest clothes you find anon, why are you still dressing like a boy?"
>"i'm 19 years old mom, I'm not going to look like a turd who's trying to dress above my age"
>"mom, just stop talking, you obviously don't know anything about this, you might have at some point but not now"

At which point she gets angry and sad with me at the same time and doesn't speak to me for the next 3 hours.

my mom looks like an overweight ellen degeneres though, she don't kno nothing about this shit.

>>6602407
>tfw mum understands fashion
>>=+)

>2043
>have my 22 year old son and his girlfriend over for a visit
>he smiles and walks up for a hug
>I can smell the H&M fabric as he approaches and can't hold myself from muttering "f-fucking p-poorfag fuccboi get rick"
>he sighs "dad. please. he's been dead for over 10 years now"
>start seeing fuzzy. tears run down my chin. I drop down on my knees and cover my face with my hands.
>son whispers something in his girlfriend ears. she leaves through the door and waits outside. son says quietly "maybe it's better we visit another time?" and forces a smile as he looks at me.
>lay on floor as I watch them walk away together.

>>6602407
don't think of little comebacks, just let her talk and eventually she will stop

>tfw have to older sisters who spent more than me on clothes, so parents think I'm cheap
>tfw they give me advice
older sisters are such a blessing

>>6602490
>tfw you think Rick can die
>Ozymandias with a pair of Geos

>>6602207
>that filename
lmao
>>>/a/
>>>/jp/

>>6602586
this
"I'm looking at these $300 shoes, do you think I should go for it?"
"whatever, if you like them it's cool"

>>6602490
lold

>>6601448
Top lel

>>6602291
I'm 20 and I've already said that

>What's the point in buying all those nice clothes when you never go out

My mother gave me this reality check several months ago and i've been wearing sweatpants since

>>6602586
My older sister is a bitch and doesn't know anything other than mall tier fashion

>>6601460
You probably looked like a twat, that's why.

>>6602586
Fo real, my older sis spent so much money on clothes that my rents pretty much expect me to go shopping every weekend.

>>6602731
shit luck m8

>>6601439
Yo poet, keep your head up man. Things are going to be okay if you allow them to be.

>>6602407
>overweight ellen degeneres
Point that out and she might ask you for advice

>Buy a pair of Rick shoes which I've been saving for what seems like years now
>Anon why would you order this? I saw the same looking shoes at the Walmart the other day, please talk to me before ordering clothes because I know of fashion
Even worst is
>Why would you spend so much money on video games and heaphones, you need to buy more clothes, money was made to be enjoyed.
She's so fucking autistc sometimes, I wish I lived with /fa/ parents.

>>6602933
I assume you mean one of his boots, and not sneakers, right?
some of his boots honestly are pretty ordinary. but they still always have some kind of edge and definitely look luxurious.

lol

dis thread

>>6602152
people don't control their personality
why do you care?

>>6601513
That's not even funny, it's just fucked up. I hope you extorted her for the money.

Can't wait to have a kid so she/he can wear whatever the fuck they want.

>>6601546
Every parent ever:

>Parent walking into store
>SUDDENLY BIG SHINY SALE SIGN
>"OOOH!!! SALE!!!!"
Sale rack adorned with disgusting items priced at $10 for a reason
>"OH MY GOD THESE ARE LIEK $10 DOWN FROM $11, I'LL BUY 10 OF THEM FOR HENRY HE'LL LOVE THEM!!!!"
>"HURR HERE YOU GO HENRY, THEY WERE ON SALE DOWN BY A WHOLE DOLLAR YOU MUST LOVE THEM RIGHT?!"

>Tfw search Google for "Burgundy jeans"
>Tfw Google ads starts displaying homosexual dating site ads

I'm not even gay, wth Google?

>need to overhaul wardrobe
>can't decide on what to buy
>tfw
probably going to wait until fall drops

>>6604285
>seeing ads

>>6601409

>red pants

you deserve it you fucking homo

>>6602407
you sound like a horrific bitch

>>6602291
it will, it starts creeping in around 25, im 26 and I fucking hate teenagers already

>>6601422
>>6601439
>tfw have gf
>tfw can dress however I want without people calling me faggot

>>6602490
>Implying you will ever have a child
>Why did you just curse Rick to die in 2033

>>6602729
They're Rick sweatpants aren't they...

>>6604553
>Tfw people discuss how your girlfriend is a cover up for your secret homosexuality behind your back

>>6601513
wtf

>>6601542
yeah if it was your own leisure money you should spend it on whatever you please

My parents tell me to buy £100 disgusting PUMA tracksuits over similarly priced fantastic designer wear on sale because they want me to dress for my financial standing regardless of how much it costs.

They also tell me how "all the other boys" are dressing constantly as advice.

Point out to me guys wearing Slush Puppy t-shirts as inspiration for how I should try to look.

>brother asks me the last time I read a book
>"Look Dan, there's one thing that I need to read, and its that bitch."

Feeling pretty effay tonight.

>>6601694
lolwut
surely to god there's a genetics for children picture book you can give to them to explain this

>>6602284
cool marketing campaign tho

>>6602407
>>"mom, just stop talking, you obviously don't know anything about this, you might have at some point but not now"
that was pretty assholish imo
just say "well maybe our tastes in fashion differ, mom"
the more of a cunt you are to her the more justification she has to be a cunt
it's like pouring cunt gasoline onto a cunt bonfire, you'll only fan the flames

>>6601477
I would like to think im like that but idk, i try
for instance regarding both of us,
>doesn't behave like a faggot elsewhere
>on /fa/

>>6601477
Best giggle I've had all day.

>>6601439
stay strong brother

>>6601409
>go into store
>hard coated burgundy jeans
>was going to cop but just bought a pair of pants the day before and didn't want to make an impulse buy
>tfw avoided looking gay
feelsgood

>tfw had an /fa/ gf who liked how I dressed
>tfw parents stopped openly accusing me of being gay when they heard us having sex
Too bad my brother is adamant that I'm a closet homosexual.

>>6602162

Burgundy is one of the best fall colors. Don't knock it, dude.

>>6604782
I cringed at this.

>involved in sports my entire high school/young life
>wear generic bro clothes, nike running shoes x running shorts x atheltic tees
>never had a gf because I've been sickly in love with a girl from high school who doesn't care about me much
>move away to college into big city
>every dresses a lot nicer than me
>come on /fa/ to try to improve my outfits
>fall in love with buying clothes and matching outfits
>come home and dad is turned off by my clothes
>probably thinks I'm gay now

>"hey son, you want me to buy you some clothes?"
>"no Mom."

is ez

>>6601659
Agent Van Alden: The later years

>Get Hitler youth haircut
>Dad: Anon, are you a Nazi? or are you gay?

But hey I saw it coming

>>6605383
at least he wasn't turned on

>going through old stuff in garage
>find my old baby blanket
>look more closely at the pattern
>it's Dior

>vague memories of playing with mom's clip-on earrings with "horseshoes" on them
>years later realize those horseshoes were Chanel logos

My mom calmed down and got into more pleb stuff as she got older/more momish (Gap Macys usually what she's dressed in) but damn... I do not know anyone's feel in this thread

>>6601460
>Bowie and vest

He was probably glaring at you thinking "look at this fucking fuccboi I bet he's dressed by MFA when will this faggot cop some Rick"

>living with your parents after highschool
>buying designer clothing full price

>>6601659
This happened to me, but over the fact that I wore skinny jeans and well fitting shirts.

The conversation when like this
>"Yo, anon, cool clothes"
>"Haha, thanks man."
>"You're not gay right?"
>"Nah man, I just like nice clothes."
>"Oh aight, thats cool man, I'm glad."

Sometimes I wonder if he was asking because he was gay himself or if he really wanted to know.

>>6605981
Whats wrong with buying full price? Some of us don't need to scrounge for used shit on ebay.

>>6605996
>Implying if you pay full price for designer there isn't a 90% chance you live with your rents.

>>6605981
Welcome to /fa/

>>6601352
>nxtlvl fits
yeah right you look great in that fabrixquare bro
tweens trying to look successful
smh
If you are under 25 mall clothes ARE for you.

>>6605998
why does it matter that he pays full price?

Some of the cooler stuff doesn't make it to sales, or it will only be there for a small 12hour window and you need to camp and find out when that window starts + some people want it NOW. And i'm not going to freeze all winter so I can buy a designer coat when it hits sales in the spring or buy those linen trousers at the end of summer

and why do you care how someone else spends their money?

>>6606000
There's a reason why most fashion models have careers starting at around 17 or 18, peaking in the 20s and ending in the 30s.

Designers are not making it for people over 25 in mind.

>>6605998
I don't. Im in college, doesn't mean my parents don't still pay for everything. Should I care?

>>6605992
This, I don't want this.
Is it even possible to /fa/ without looking homosexual?

Why does no one here lift?
Is losing your gains a prerequisite?

>>6606011
rick said his stuff is meant for well-off 40somethings, yohji says taht young people shouldn't worry about wearing nice clothes they look good in everything. It's old people that need the nice clothing to make themselves look good

>>6606010
I don't.

I'm not the anon he was replying to. I'm just saying the majority of people who don't live with their parents can't afford to pay retail and have to go to places like ebay. And the people usually do pay retail are either very well off or people who live with their parents.

I myself, save so I can pay retail because it makes me feel better that way.

>>6606019
you have the fuccboi aura

>be me
>wear sweatpants (read:leggings) high tops and sheer tee
>"looking good anon"
>walking with some guy wearing cuffed 511s converse and a snapback
>some guy calls *him* a fag

>>6606019
If you care that much about someone thinking you are gay you should probably just shop at Wallmart for the rest of your life.

>>6604273
>henry

>>6606022
Rick says stupid shit all the time. He said that lifting weights is modern couture, which means fuck all.

Just because a designer thinks one way, doesn't mean that the youth think the other. They both know that its youth who buy their clothing, not people who are in their 40s.

>>6602201
Isn't that quote A$AP?

>>6606025
My parents actually bought me an apartment and I have a credit card linked to their account so.....

>>6606022
Some of Ricks best costumers are rich 20 year old celebrities. Taylor Swift, the Olsen twins, etc.

He may deny it, but he knows it.

>>6606041
>Implying you're the majority

Goddamn that word went over your head.

>>6606035
>Rick says stupid shit all the time.
if you act like a cheeky cunt towards the rickmeister I will hook you in the gabber m80

>working out is modern couture
>means fuck all
he's right though, working out makes you look better and makes your fits look better. Obviously I don't mean /fit/'s idea of working out

I don't think they're designing stuff with the intention of "oh i'll sell it to middle-class kids that will save up for several months to buy a piece or two" it really is meant for older people that are more well-off

>>6601439

i live in the west village. that shits a compliment b, keep that head up mang

>>6606052
Don't hate bro

>>6606035

if youve ever been into a rick showroom then you know that isnt the case. All i ever see in there are +50 year old Parisian women.

>>6606053
I mean, if you look at many designers, the majority of their revenue is not from well off people.

Its from the working class people who want to cop a piece to look nice. If you've ever noticed, LOTS of people have Louis Vuitton. And its usually like one or two pieces. That is how they gain their revenue.

>>6606011
yeah but most teenage pro models have the bone structure/ proportion development of a starving 27 year old.

>>6606073
I could easily mistake this guy for a goddamn 17 year old despite the fact that he's probably in his late 20s.

>girlfriend shops at Hollister
>says i should shop at Hollister
>tell her those clothes are shit compared to my ACNE and APC
>tries to defend them
>tell her they suck and she dresses poorly
>she cries and breaks up with me
>go home to ask other friends if they wanna go out
>realize everyone on my contacts now hates me
>go on /fa
>wtf did you guys do to me

>>6606035
lots of old people buy rick dude

>>6606095
you're retarded if this really happened

>pleb suggesting that you should shop at a plebstore (why would she know of any nicer stores? she doesn't go on fashion forums 4hours a day like you) turns into you raging and insulting her

/fa/ didn't do this you did this to yourself

>>6601409

>Ordered these from ebay
>I know my family will think I'm gay

>>6606106
>>6606066
>>6606053
"Skirts are one of the last taboos, and its the duty of the young people to provoke the young people. I mean thats the way its supposed to work. And its the duty of young people to question conformity, and I think skirts kinda do that."- Rick Owens

>>6606095
did you really do this lmao

>>6606111
Nigga u is gay wit dem boots lol

>>6606095

you have ascended

>>6606116
yeah but I don't see the young kids who "buy" rick go that way they just want to dress exactly like the baller 45yo dude with a sweet beard they saw ballin them Rick garments down the street/internet.
>how many skirts for men are up in fabrixquare?
>how many dresses for men are up in yestyle/taobao?
yeah right

>>6606116
to provoke the old people*

>>6606120

W-would using black polish on them make them l-less gay?

>>6606095

I once got into a fight with an ex because I dressed better than her and she said she didn't want to "walk around with a fag"

>tfw no one you know likes Comme des Garcons

>>6606026
Absolute Chinese.

>>6606028
Well, I think the homosexual look should be reserved for gay people, notably bottems.
It gives me the urge to fuck them up the ass.

>>6606146
PS: I don't want to be fucked up the ass.

>visit home
>mom says "I wish you would buy jeans that actually fit you"
>"don't you hate your clothes being so tight?"
>"aren't you so hot? why don't you wear a shirt with no sleeves?"
>"Anon must think he is from New York or something."


t-tthanks mom?

>>6606155
Kick her in the vagina.

Do it.

>>6605918
Blowin blunts rollin doobies up in my directieeeeen

>>6606197

rrrrrrrhhhhhhhwwwwooooooooooooooooo!

>>6606095
The transformation is complete. You've become next level.

You're one of us now, brother.

>>6602278
He's into some nxtlvl shit

>dress in dadcore
> my actual dad dresses like a person who waxes his pubes and tans, jiminy cricket shorts, too tight shirts and maserati branded puma shoes and italian leather pointy boots everywhere
>complains about the way I dress constantly

>>6606145

she probably told everyone that you were a homo, after you broke up

This happened two years ago. It was such a trite incident, but the recent wave of shitposting here brings back all the memories.

>at this small party in college
>wear raws, black boots, and APC leather jacket -- a very basic fit
>receive compliments from some qts
>a shortish, chubby guy with an inferiority complex comes up to me and says that I don't dress like a gentleman
>he was wearing a freaking 30s era suit, with double breasted jacket and draping pants. . . he even had a hat and cane
>he preached that every young man should dress like a gentleman, and that everyone must embrace dandyism
>he proceeded to touch my leather jacket and said that I dress like a "common street urchin"
>Me: "W-what?"
>Gentleman: "Dress like a man for once!"
>girls start laughing
>I step outside for a moment, my nerves were so frazzled after that encounter

Guys, I think that the Gentleman was Bandit.

>>6606145
>tfw no one you know likes Comme des Garcons
They make some pretty good cologne.

Are fragrances /fa/? That could be worth a thread imho but I hardly ever visit this place

>>6604782
holy shit you didnt actually say that did you?

>>6605580
i laughed way harder than i should have

>>6606531
there are fragrance threads a few times a month.

>>6604553
Feels good mun

>20
>Still living at home because university

>get dressed
>walk by mom
>"Jesus I have a handsome son"
>tfw parents proud of how you dress even when it's a little strange


>pretty sure dad used to live /fa/ lifestyle
>lived out of a van at 17
>partied a lot
>played music and went to tonnes of concerts
>probably did drugs and fucked bitches
>nobody will actually talk about it
>just stories from drunk uncles

>grandma encourages me to sleep around
>as long as I use protection
>"t-thanks oma"

>>6606736
>tfw I will never know this feel

>>6606423
hahah what the fuck
are you Indian or Persian or something?

>>6606802
Indian, you guessed it.

Everyone greentexting in this thread needs to watch Mean Girls.

I want to hear about how you're a bitchy unrepentant selfdestructive cunt to everyone you meet, I don't empathize with your victim complex.

>>6606858
that's fetch

>>6606864

SHUTUP WHORE
FETCH IS NOT A THING AND IT NEVER WILL BE

>>6604774
Are you slav?

>>6606032
what's the problem
i'm not that guy but my name's Henry

>>6606864
>>6606870

>friends tell me my white rafs look like old man shoes
>call me gay all the time
>they tell everyone how much my clothes/shoes cost
>everyone calls me gay
>don't deny it because don't want to look like closet fag

I'm actually gay. So I dont know how that works.

>>6601409
>gfs at the times best friend
>"lol r u gay???"

what the fuck do you think you stupid fucking cunt

>>6606920
She probably saw the picture of you wearing a dress

>>6602731
one time my older sister was giving me advice and i told her to fuck off and she said "its almost like you dont want my advice or something" really insulted and i said "no i dont" and she was so mad she drove 3 days home to alberta. now she got fat as fuck like 200lb or some shit so whenever my mom bugs me about being skinny i say "do you want me to get fat like my sister" and she laughs

my sister is a huge cunt btw

>>6606736
>oma

dutch/german grandmas are the best

mine is like 90 and she still drinks ciders and says the funniest shit

>tall
>thin
>great skin
>awesome hair
>wear slim jeans, boots and jackets
>never talk to women
>parents think I'm a homosexual drug user
Thing is I've never thought about a man in a sexual way and I smoked marijuana once three years ago...

>>6606978
jah feel brah

My sister tends to wear really basic shit like H&M, some Uniqlo, Target, and It's not that she dresses bad, but she hates the way anyone else dresses, even if they dress very similarly.

Greentext tale comin up

>>6607003
also one time she married a dude and divorced him a month later

dumb bitch

This thread is full of shut-in delusional underage uggos complaining about their mundane lives.

>>6607024
Ur geenius is showing.

>>6607039
your autism is showing

>>6607003
>chillin at sisters house because i need a place to stay for a few days
>put on black skinny jeans and a long black shirt
>sister chimes in "Black doesnt work with black swiggity. How about light blue?"
>she wears light blue all the time and suggests it for pretty much everything
>it actually looks good on her, but not so much on me
>"No thanks, im just going to meet up with a friend."
>"I know! Ill take you shopping this weekend!"
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>saturday finally comes
>we head out to some stores, nothing too special.
>she has me try on things, but doesnt let me see what she buys because she wants it to be a surprise
>try on stuff from GAP, J. Crew, Calvin Klein, decent stuff
>we even went to a burberry where she had me try on a pair of jeans i really liked
>she went to te burberry counter but I didnt see her buy anything
>we finally head home after 3 hours or so
>"Okay swiggity, here ya go! Try it on and let me see you!"
>hands me a white bag that she consolidated all of the clothes into.
>head to the bathroom to change
>pull out the clothes from the bag
>absolutelydisgusting.png
>Light blue shorts from GAP, gingham shirt from J. Crew, some web belt from somewhere, mirrored aviators, and penguin shoes
>tolerable on their own, but combined...
>its like a voltron made of cock
>get to the bottom of the bag
>burberry socks
>mfw

>>6607065
I see nothing to complain about, p.nice of her tbh

>>6607079
it was nice of her, and i still have the shirt, but the outfit was just awful. Everything was "Classic Fit" and the shoes were just blargh.

It was great to see her that happy though. We didn;t always get along when we were younger so it's nice to spend time with their now.

>>6607065
Holy fuck you're from Washinton state aren't you..?

>>6607100
Maybe. Why?

>>6607103
You went to the outlets you faggot.

>>6606515
>insulted by inferior
>doesnt do anything about it
>accepts defeat

Clearly youre theinferior

>>6607103
Im in texas, we went to the Shops at La Cantera.

nice try b B^)

>>6602152
> texas

Quick tip:

>you can still be /fa/ without dressing like a faggot

you can be into fashion without being overtly flamboyant about it you autists

ITT: omg guise y r ppl think i am fuccboi if i burgundy skeens and cardiganz

>tfw ur mum works in the fashion industry and takes you to invite only sales and gives you sample items she gets from work

:DDD

Of course people are going to think gay when you wear metrosexual clothing that is synonymous with flamboyant gays.

i wear some pretty nxtlvl fits (damir doma/silent is usually what im dressesd in). no one ever calls me gay or faggot. I dont live with my parents, but i see them often and the most they will ever say is something like "that's an interesting shirt." i dont tell them how much it all costs becuz they would probably freak.

when i was in college a few years ago i had a dadcore phase, that made me stand out/look like a faggot a lot more than does what i wear now.

>tl;dr dress gothninja instead of dadcore and ppl will stop calling u a faggot

>>6607274
underage faggot detected
>lel mum wipes my ass how effay is dat guize

>>6601352
mum, has a "tropical" style. bright colours, long dresses, unstructured casualwear, overembellished stuff
Also has a different body shape from me now that she's older, and wears dropwaists and those tops that drape over your shoulders when your arms are big
>"here i bought these things and don't want them do you want them"
no
>"why are you so ungrateful"

>>6607828
>dress gothninja instead of dadcore and ppl will stop calling u a faggot

Probably because they're scared of you.

>>6607901
> le edgy fit?

>>6605043
I honestly don't get why they care that much though. Do they have a detective "I need to know, i figured it all out - this is how it is!" fetish or are they just nosy fucks?

>>6606145
She sounds like a great gal', a real keeper.

>>6606736
You have it good, appreciate that shit.

>>6606907
What kind of friends is that.

>>6607112
Because you have to defend yourself at all times, that's how frail your ego is. The thought of just laughing it off and let him make a fool of himself is unthinkable, no i need to destroy him.

Faggot

>>6601409
is this you?

My parents think anything more expensive than walmart/oldnavy is ridiculous and they give me a hard time any time I get them.

>>6609563
w2c motherly hips

> dad calls me pretty boy fairly often
> not even that pretty.

>>6609614

a girl called me beautiful once

had no idea how to react to that

>dress heidicore//goof
>my dad calls me Clint Eastwood
what ever dad

>>6609642
Are you doing the large top skinny legs exaggeration thing?

Maybe it looks like you are in a poncho

>dad works in a forge
>my new Red Wing Iron Rangers came in the mail
>show dad, notices they're made in the USA
>he's visibly miring hard
>son I am proud
>a week later dad starts dressing in heritage workwear

>>6609627
kiss her cunny

>>6602490
this is one of the best things i've ever seen on all of 4chan

>>6609729

>Dad complains about how companies are always moving production overseas
>Wears New Balances, made in china prolly
>"Y'know dad, you can get New Balances made in the US
>Sees price
>"What the hell son, i would never pay that much for shoes

goddammit you fucking hypocrite

>>6609790
New Balances are shit anyway. I will never understand how they ever got big with that logo.

>>6609805
for real
ugly af

>>6609790

That's how my dad is. He always rips on the Chinese competitors making inferior products that his forge makes and says that he wants to buy more American made goods.

Guy drives a Nissan and all of his clothes are made in China. He even admits that he buys "cheap Chinese boots from Walmart that makes [his] feet hurt."

>>6609738
i wasn't into her tho

>>6609825
Tell him to stop complaining if he isn't prepared to do anything about it.

>>6609600
Your parents shop for clothing at Wallmart?! I think I just threw up...

>>6606019

Lifting makes you a fag, most of the fags i know like bear more guys not skinny fags.

>inb4 some fag complains how many time i've said fag

>>6608022
It's just ignorance. They grew up in a third world country and became construction workers. If you aren't wearing bootcut jeans with square toe shoes you must want to take dicks in the ass.

>>6609805
because GQ said so
seriously

>>6609805
>>6611256
because Japanese streetwear and yung lean

>>6607468
this

>>6601409
I think your dads a crip

>>6606095
Don't worry, you've still got a friend in me.

>>6606515
you were insulted by someone who browses reddit

Asian mothers
>anon your lipstick is too dark!
>those heels are too high!
>why you wear I love Korea shirt? Koreans dirty pigs!

>>6612628
>lol just kidding fashion doesnt matter
>it's all about working out now
>fashion 2 mainstream
fucking pretentious autist

>>6606515
>trite
I don't think you know what that word means or when to use it.

>>6612684
But they're right.

>>6612684
idk, my mom is pretty cool. She'll sometimes compliment my clothes, and she really liked this Henrik Vibskov tee I have.

She's also pretty /fa/ as far as 50-something year old Vietnamese women go.

>>6602731
same ;_;

>>6609627
I'll call that and raise you

>anon you're to pretty to be a boy

>early 20s
>don't live at home (why would I?)
>parents are cool with my style and interest in fashion