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How does /fa/ dance?

I was reading an autism horror story thread, and the topic of dancing came up.
Then I remembered I know shit all about dancing, which shouldn't be so as many qts are attracted
by good dancing.
Of course ballet would be the most aesthetically pleasing, but I'm looking for something that would impress qts.

>> No.6563826

Tango get bitches wet

>> No.6563829

>>6563784
Just go to a club, look for a girl that is dancing by herself, and start grinding her. Also, this sometimes works with a group of friends, just make sure they're all dancing because if they're talking and you try to dance on them that's a big no-no.

>> No.6563846

If you just want to impress girls (or guys), learn to glide, pop and c-walk. Pretty simple and usually a sure shot, assuming you aren't a social cripple.
You will, however, have to practice a lot and exercise a bit.

>> No.6563866

>>6563829
This only works with sleazy <5/10 girls. But that describes most girls at most clubs anyway. I go to clubs to get fucked and dance with ma buddies, and the hottest girls there are my friends anyway usually.

>> No.6563871
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6563871

COOKIN'

>> No.6563877

runway walk across the dance floor

>> No.6563879

>>6563846
youre gonna be impressing the filipino ratchet slutty kind with those ghetto dances lmao

>implying i dont want that

>> No.6563895

>>6563877
This is the true answer. Do this all night.

>> No.6564065

>>6563829
I did this once for a good 10 minutes just awkwardly gyrating my hips and not taking control. I realized I was just rubbing my pelvis against hers, and after a while it starting to just be uncomfortable.
She speed dancing with me and I went to the bathroom to cry a little.

>> No.6564090

I made up this dance move I like to call The Liquor Cabinet.

>> No.6564106

>>6564090
Sounds promising. Teach me?

>> No.6564132

I just make up dance moves with my friends. They're all really edgy

>> No.6564151
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6564151

>>6563871
i always bring an apron and spatula to the club 8o)

>> No.6564165

My bee boying hasn't failed me.

>> No.6564188

>>6563895
back and forth for hours

>> No.6564190

>>6564165
Anon, teach me how to bee boy

>> No.6564244

skanking or cooking
depends on genre
sometimes end up cooking to Destiny's Child

>> No.6564248

>>6564190
it's like karate to music.

>> No.6564254

Does cooking actually work in clubs?

>> No.6564261

>>6564254
damn right it does

TYBG

>> No.6564267

>>6563784
cooking

>> No.6564270

>>6564254
yes

>> No.6564303

Depends on what kind of music playing, dancing has to be appropriate to the music and the venue. That being said, you can use alot of the same moves across many different styles by changing how you articulate it.

Knowing how to partner dance and how to lead a follow can be really impressive even with rock, electronica, or pop. If you can do it you can make a girl who is an indifferent dancer feel like they can really dance and you have physical contact, a shared activity and you demonstrate confidence.

You don't have to be a particularly fancy dancer, in fact it can work against you because it may intimidate other girls or she may get to tired, dizzy or sore to dance with you anymore. Keep it simple but keep the beat well and only use a few trick moves.

>> No.6564313

cutting shapes 4 life

>tfw i can never dance as good as the black kids
>tfw the way i dance still attracts bitches

>> No.6564325
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6564325

>>6564254
what do u think? :)

>> No.6564331

Learn some Urban Dance, like Electro Dance (not tectonik ) or break dance

>> No.6564335

Like an idiot,

welp.

>> No.6564345

>>6564303
Any specific examples per genre?

>> No.6564359

>>6564331

It's still worth taking a look at tectonik, there are a few moves I've lifted from it and integrated.

>> No.6564356

>dance like a handicapped goofball
>people still complement you and honestly think you are a great dancer
Such is life in the middle of nowhere.

>> No.6564357

pump fisting and popping

>> No.6564372

>>6564359
Flappy arms dancing is never a good thing:

http://youtu.be/zA2vPX-CWSE

>That feeling when a few of these goofballs have been in your house.

>> No.6564391

i hail from the dance capital of the world, chicago, and i learned how to dance on the street. summer days, drill blastin out the car stereo, group dancin in the street, dats dat shit i DO like

as for tips, learn to use your legs and feet. watch some videos online and copy the moves. u really have to practice a lot to get good

i've been rly into bop lately, but fuck is it a work out in dem legs and knees

>> No.6564396

>>6563784

>doing something ONLY for qts
>not doing it for yourself

this is your problem, not the dancing

>> No.6564397

>>6564372

Just lift some of the arm patterns and change the timing so it isn't as spastic. I'm mostly about footwork so having a few upper body patterns evens it out.

>> No.6564402

Terribly.

Most of my movement comes from my shoulders.

>> No.6564404
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6564404

>>6563784
I dance more with my shoulders than anything else.

>> No.6564408

I just move with the music, man. I'm black so dancing just comes natural. Cooking is something I do often though, and variations of that dance that are pretty popular now. I don't really think about what I'm doing,

>> No.6564412

PERREO!!!! (Latinos Understand)

>> No.6564413

>>6564404
shouldn't you be asleep?

>> No.6564418

You've got to like, feel the music man. You know what I mean?

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>>6563784
pic related.

>> No.6564422

>>6564412
xD

>> No.6564423

>>6564396
Not OP, anon. I would agree with you with most situations, but in this I have to say I do it for the qts. I don't like dancing (I'm not good but not bad), but where I like and I think in most places in the world, dancing is a easy step weapon to success. It's really sexy when a man or woman can pull out some moves and have a good time

>> No.6564433

>>6564345

It's hard to say because most of my moves are hybrids from different styles and individual moves I liked and copied. I use alot of modified swing moves and salsa hand changes. My general base is swing dance but I modify my step patterns, timing, hip and shoulder movements, the abruptness of my movements, etc. depending on the genre.

>> No.6564436

>>6564412
Oh anon, perreo is awful. I hate that, doesn't even have a little class or science.
But if you want to get a quick affair with a 3-4/10 seems like the way to go.

>> No.6564444

I'm learning how to Crip walk. Not sure how many qt's that would get me but it's fun and good exercise.

>> No.6564476
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6564476

>working my way to the floor

>> No.6564482

>>6564444
Quad lord speaks, we must all learn crip walk.

>> No.6564546

Men don't dance.

>> No.6564588

>>6564546
Mens think of live and listen jazz with a Fedora

>> No.6564594

>>6564404

Pic related is how I dance. And I'm a man...

Teach me to dance please /fa/

>> No.6564609

>>6564594
youtube.com/watch?v=ZnU2skHfOto&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZnU2skHfOto

>> No.6564618

>>6564546
i bet you never wore a Halloween costume to school, so brave.

>> No.6564625

>>6564594
youtube.com/#/watch?v=2kphHx5Aack&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2kphHx5Aack

>> No.6564651

>>6564594
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaMdsrGYeG8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>> No.6564655

I used to BBoy , gets all the tumblr qts and FOBs when the subject comes up in conversations.

>> No.6564658

>>6564625
man contemporary dance sucks

stuff like this is considerably more impressive/entertaining


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MDvlF3CmC80&t=149

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6564667

>>6564658
>fedora detected
back to reddit you go

>> No.6564673

>>6564667
ya was gonna inb4 that. still better than hiphop dancing shit

>> No.6564690

>>6564594
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjIpe-ziEjI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>> No.6564698

>>6564673
Dude no one dance that today, adapt to the fucking generation daddy-oh

>> No.6564707

>>6564673


Born in le wrong generation faice

>i wish everyone could jive like me

>> No.6564710

get plastered and have fun doing random movements without looking too dorky or bothering anyone

make sure to exaggerate your masculine features while doing that

>> No.6564719

>>6564594
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55rp1cj_XuM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>> No.6564720
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6564720

>mfw I learned to dance barchata in high school
>mfw it makes all the girls wet and other bitches get jelly when their dance partner can't dance for shit

Learn to dance some spanish shit OP, you actually have to touch a girl and it's more intimate

>> No.6564722

>>6564720
bachata*
fucking phone

>> No.6564728

>>6564720
bachata is just front grinding dude, it's not hard and it actually looks pretty lame after a while.
diversify while you still can.

>> No.6564739

>>6564728
yea I know, trying to learn some other stuff while I can, probably something more formal since a lot of people I know are getting married soon.
but shit when you start doing this shit it's fucking hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWr070RZ9Og

>> No.6564747

Nathan Barnat. I'M BEING VERY SERIOUS OP. It works. People ask me to dance all the time and I hate it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxPbgnO81sQ

>> No.6564748

>>6564739
It's a great dance to break into for a little bit, but you obviously know you should switch in and out of it.


Everybody in here saying they B-Boy, that shit is utterly useless in clubs. It makes people uncomfortable (the girls you want to dance with will be afraid to dance with you), people get jealous (in a bad way) and you end up getting dirty as fuck on the nasty floor. Just learn to pop, pop and lock, quick-step, shuffle, and groove to the music. Also, a tasteful front grind with some bachata as the other guy described works well for slower songs.

>> No.6564749

>>6564594
Last One:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZSR_wG67jY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Combine everything and you will look like a Urban God Dancer

>> No.6564757

>>6564747
Hahah I can actually attest to this, but it´s more funny than anything else.

>> No.6564760

>>6564748
everyone should at least know 3-5 styles that they can do for any situation.

>> No.6564829

Dancefag here

I'm primarily a Latin dancer that specializes in Salsa dancing, but I'm experienced and proficient with multiple forms of dance. I've won awards and regularly showcase dances.

The state of dance at clubs is quite sad at the moment, as the majority hardly have any formal training, therefore a vast amount of people at clubs just WANNA DANCE FASSST rather than maintain rhythm.

I usually end up counting for girls when I dance with them to keep them on rhythm, some of them get butthurt, and I tell them I don't wanna dance with some 3-legged orangutang.

If you want to learn to dance, you can easily head into a club and have some qt teach you but please take formal lessons at least once so I don't end up looking down on you. (just kidding, you should take lessons so you can reach the best you can be)

If you want to get good at dancing I highly recommend Salsa, especially if you're interested in Latin dancing because salsa has many roots in multiple forms of latin dance and once you learn Salsa, the rest is really easy. Also you learn how to truly lead your partner if you're a man - that's extremely crucial.

For all the men out there, nothing get's a woman drier than the mojave than a man who cannot lead or is very weak on his lead. My best advice when it comes to leading is treat the women as your ragdoll, they're dancing for you.

Good luck to y'all.

>> No.6564843

>>6563877
just imagining this makes me laugh.

>> No.6564883

>>6564829
I'd love to learn to dance, and have heard salsa is a good basis to learn.
But I fucking hate latin music.

>> No.6564898

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfr__ZAgaUo

hows my steez

>> No.6564899

/co/, /fit/, and /v/ have taught me more about dancing than /fa/ has.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbtD_y_X3SU
you guys just look nice but i never hear of you niggas getting down.

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6564904

Are you a bad enough dude to dance like this?

Good song too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98XRKr19jIE

>> No.6564919

>>6564883
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JT0G_PrVo0

You get used to it, I'm not big on latin music either.

I listen mainly to japanese music like Mass of the Fermenting Dregs, Number girl, Pillows, and other shit like swans. Soooo.... that's way far off from Latin music, yet I can still find my rhythm just fine.

Like I said earlier though, my best advice is for you guys to take one class of Salsa dancing at your local college or wherever you can find. Then after you take that class head out to a club (if you're in LA I know plenty) That single class will put you far ahead of anyone in the club with no formal training because you will learn recovery, rhythm, and the fundamentals.

>> No.6564943

>>6564747
When the beat is right this is probably the best thing you can pull out. It's funny and simple enough for people to get into it with you. Getting slower? Just do like you've seen in the movies, it's not hard.

>> No.6564942

>>6564898

lel i checked out a couple of his videos, and tried to do some of his moves at some clubs, girls were like

>lel ur such a gud danser :DDDDDDDDDD

i don't get it, it was shit and i look like shit.

>> No.6564955

>>no voguing
>>no carlton

I hate you /fa/

>> No.6564978

>>6564898
seen a lot of his vids, he is off beat usually and a lot of the same moves in videos, I wonder how he leads.

>>6564904
this is fucking awesome.

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Obligatory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwCoSxi9TJU

>> No.6565059

>>6564990
beautiful

>> No.6565063

>>6564990
fuck that start is great but I have no idea where it's trying to go once the crabwomen leave, seems like they were purposely being generic artsy-fartsy absurdity. so maybe satire?

>> No.6565233

Just get fuck up and do this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRVwtSmgKP8&t=2m20s

>> No.6565324

>>6564899
this is fucking hilarious im not sure are these supposed to be real dance moves or not but shit im dying

>> No.6565703
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>>6563784
Modern Contemporary/Lyrical Dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57J1PeRG-x4

>> No.6565731

>tfw best friend taught me how to ballroom dance
n-no homo

>> No.6565752

i started breakdancing to get qts but it ended up being really good for me because i made lots of friends through it and became more social

>> No.6565852

>>6565731
none taken

>> No.6567232

>>6564412
Isn't that just.. grinding?

>> No.6567247

>/fa/
>dancing

pick one

>> No.6567316

Holy hell some of these dances look cool. I've seen the Nathan Barnett video about 6 times, and I think I have some of his moves down.
Next year I'm definitely taking some Latin dancing classes, because not only does salsa look refined, Bachata looks like a classier, less sleazy version of grinding. Thank you so much anon.