/fa/ - Fashion

>>6553239

temp work or resume on monster, should be able to find a job paying between 10 and 15 an hour.

get k or acid or molly (has to be pure or it wont move, everyone tests these days) and go to festivals and just push it.

Buy firearms out of state and sell them in the city.

Theres tons of easy ways to make money if you can pay a good lawyer and don't mind ruining peoples lives or where they live.

You have a hundred thousand left and you're talking like it's 1934 and you have a penny.

Sieg, shut the fuck up.

Fuck dudes for cash.

>>6553239
Sell some of your shitty clothes faggot.

Try to find a living by shitposting on /fa/.

where did you get that much money?

>>6553292

ikr

if he was smart he'd have bought a house when the market was still shit.

>>6553239
>Shoot yourself
>give me money you fucking bastard
You really Bitching with 100k?

>>6553314
I said fast cash not $35 here or there off of peoplee tight with their money.
>>6553317
Dude the fuck would i do with a house? I paid for college. Lived for awhile and spent frugaly. Im now fucked i cant afford anything anymore.

>>6553320
answer

teach ppl how to shoot guns

>>6553348

>100,000 usd
>bloo bloo i can't afford anything

i can't wait til you're stone broke and ACTUALLY can't afford anything.

Anyway, you're a fucking moron to have that much money and not try to buy a cheap house. When it's all gone you'll at least have a place to sleep that isn't on the street or in your car.

Furthermore, the only way to make money quick is guns and drugs, and that's high risk. I don't think you can run fast enough or have enough friends to make that work, so you should probably look at getting a desk job or something else using your degree.

>>6553419
>I don't think you can run fast enough or have enough friends to make that work
#cold blooded

>second hand dated $40 hermes ties
>Pseudo expensive shit that can be picked up from any etsy thrift shop.

Shit nigga you don't have 100k, your wardrobe is like 2k. Frugally, my ass.

Blow the barrel you fat sack of shit.

>>6553419
#shotsfired

>>6553419

#rekt

>>6553419

>>6553419

>>6553472
saved

>90's cracka honda civic
>i' used to be rich guys, rly.

yeah, no.

How did this fat fuck acquire as much money as he has without knowing what investing is?

Buy complete shit properties with cash and rent them out I become a slumlord

>>6553500
He didn't.

Sell your manmeat to old queers.

>>6553500
you believe him just because he told you he did?

he lies about everything here for years

>>6553507
>>6553511
I just assumed he was a trustfund babby

>>6553500
he killed his parents and cashed in their life insurance policies. the police think his parents died in a car accident

>>6553239
there's no way to "make money quick" if you don't have special skills or are willing to take huge risks. You could start cooking drugs or something, that's a fast way to make loads of cash but it's not safe at all.

best way is to invest the money you got (if you actually have it) and then start living a humble life with little expenses. start writing down how much money you spend on what and try to spend money more efficiently.
I say 10-15% annually (before tax) is easily achievable, that would be around $10,000 a year. That's sufficient to cover a lot of expenses in the long run.

>>6553549

right.

i mean, what's minimum wage, 35k a year?

you can live comfortably for another three years doing jack shit with the money you already have if you just move somewhere cheap and don't eat out or buy useless shit.

hell, you could fly to a second world asian country or some shit and live like a king for the next decade on the money you already have.

>>6553581
lol wut

35k a year is minimum wage? get out of here.

>>6553581
Minimum wage in most of America is $7.25/hr, or $15,080 a year at 40 hours a week, before payroll taxes.

In CA, where Sieg lives, it's $8/$16,640.

It's easier to live on than it sounds, if you have no dependents and no debt. $500 a month rent and $20/day (and it's definitely possible to do less) spending money comes to $13,300 a year.

You are now aware of how much money you're pissing away. And I'm not saying you shouldn't be, but just remember this the next time you're rueing not owning some Rick thing while thinking about taking a cab.

>>6553687
>just remember this the next time you're rueing not owning some Rick thing while thinking about taking a cab
this. I never use cabs, I never eat out or go to coffee shops. I save shitloads of money that way.

Marijuana market saturated lolol.

Ez, take 10k buy 4k watts of lights, mini split ac unit, dehumidifier, thermometer, 2 bricks of coco coir, some nutes, ph meter, poly plastic, and go to the local club and buy a hyped og clone. One run in that will net you anywhere from 4 to 8pounds, find a buddy on the east coast an offload it for 2.5k-3 per pound. Out here wholesale prices are still in the upper 3000's. shit with 50k I could make you a millionaire

Get yer hands dirty son
http://apocalypsecometh.com/a-career-for-a-young-man/
>#4. Diesel Mechanic: The world runs on four types of engines, nuclear, coal fired, natural gas and diesel. The entire world. And the only one that is utilized for the largest machines in the world that can transport themselves from one part of the globe to the other is diesel. Every transport ship, every eighteen wheeler, every bit of earth moving equipment all are powered by diesel engines. That’s a shit pile of diesel engines running around the clock all over the globe doing what civilization needs, transporting goods, building infrastructure and maintaining our roads, highways and waterways. There’s not nearly enough people that know how these workhorses are maintained and repaired to keep up with the demand. And, the demand is global, if you learn to work on large scale diesel engine powertrains, there’s no limit to the potential for income and travel.

>>6553899
And he's in CA so he could do that entirely legally, and even sell back to a dispensary

>>6553921
Well he has a point on saturation in Cali, growers there are getting fucked prices
On anything that's not the hype (I.e. anything not og gsc Chen, sour) are seeing offers like 1500a pound. But he's stupid, prohibition still reigns everywhere else and the price in the Midwest/east coast or wholesale only go from 3-5k a lb easy.

Marijuana is the only suitable market for this retard though, he doesn't even have the smarts, network, or even know how obviously, for even marijuana alone. I would worry for him delving into any other market without getting fucked or ripped off. Illicit markets aren't all that violent or scary provide you have the know how and the know who, which he has none of

Seig, research BHO, or butane hash oil. Learn how to make damn good bho and you're set. Regular marijuana may be a dead market, but bho is starting to get huge.

>>6554035
Not as cost efficient as growing and moving it east. Almost anyone can make oil too, shit 3 of my dealers who are relatively small time, make oil every week, not everybody likes the risk or hardwork of maintaining a system to grow AAA+ pot. Despite how easy it actually can be if you plan it correctly.

>>6554021
>>6553899

>sieg gets out jargon prosed by some random anons

top lel

why don't you become a BMW mechanic dude?

>>6554100
None of it was really jargon, maybe the "hyped" strains but everything else is fucking common household stuff or can be googled easily, and set up by a child...
Just because you don't know doesn't mean it's jargon.

See what I mean when I say everyone not in the med scene, could be fucked to grow? Easy money

>>6554171

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jargon?s=t

try again buddy

this is a troll thread

go back to looking at clothes on the internet you will never afford

bye

>>6554192
What a fucking tard, what in my op was specific to growing, that i havent covered. Coir? That's all I can think of, pounds? Common measurement, dehumidifier? Oh look shaper image. ac? Home Depot/Walmart, thermometer? Read above, ph meter? Home Depot. None of this was some mystic language or terms. Most everything minus a few things are common household appliances. Whereas you mentioned him to be a car mechanic... I work on cars for fun, lemme tell you what a lot harder and a lot more jargon then growing pot. Try again kid

>>6554220
u2

>>6554251

why so upset? someone stepped on your epeen today? you should try reading a book or something; it'll make your writing parse better too.

>>6554287
Lol, way to side step when you know you got fucking told.

My syntax and grammar is bad bc I'm on mobile and couldn't be assed to green text. Still understandable, whereas you still have little to no reading comprehension and shoot fallacies out your ass, not to mention, for someone complaining about my grammar, youre guilty of it too.
Not mad at all, just letting you in on the secret all your family has known for awhile, you are a tard, and always will be with that pseudo-intellectual holier than thou attitude. Good day fucktard

>>6553239
Give me 25k and I'll turn that 100k into 10 million dollars given about 10 years of time. Either that or stop being such a fat fucking slob faggot and buy a foreclosed building and rent the floors out to pay for the mortgage.

>>6553687
>$500 a month rent
>$20 a day
HAHAHAHAHAHA. You are clearly like 15 years old.

>>6554382

>Not mad at all

>>6553419

>>6554659
What's objectionable about those numbers?

give me all your money because you're clearly too much of a fucking idiot to handle it if you're worrying about having $100k and not being able to find a job

>>6554687
Ya keep acting like I got told lolol. Can't make a rebuttal? I must be mad lol. Cute gif tho autist

>>6553239
If you really want to deal drugs, you could always isolate and sell DMT, profits can be immense depending on how big your area is and how bad they want it.

An average batch costs about $40 and can be flipped for anywhere between $125-250 if you make good product.

With the funds you have on tap you could also go a step or two above corner bud slingers and deal to the dealers (sell by the ounce or pound), You could make decent money and keep your hands a lot cleaner than slingers if you know how to keep connections tight.

Either way make sure to use burner phones and aliases, never do business in or near your house, and it's preferable if you aren't even near your car or mode of transportation when you trade off.

>>6554708
>Rent: $1,150
>Car Payment: $477
>Gas: $120
>Second Car Payment: $424
>Car & Renters Insurance: $200
>Gas: $80
>Electric Bill: $60
>Water: $40
>Gas: $20
>Groceries: $100 a week ($433 a month on average)
>Phone(s): $190
>Cable/Internet: $101

$3,295 a month. $39,540 annual in bills.

>$500 a month + $20 a day
Yeah, right.

>>6554220
>Iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.jpg

>>6553348
Your housing market has crashed and you have the money to buy one. You're a moron if you don't

smh @ the fuccbois still bumping this thread

>>6554821
>Rent: $1,150
rent a smaller room
>Car Payment: $477
>Gas: $120
>Second Car Payment: $424
>Car & Renters Insurance: $200
you dont need a car, especially if youre not even fucking working
>Gas: $80
>Electric Bill: $60
>Water: $40
>Gas: $20
you listed gas twice and those are sometimes included in your rooms rent
>Groceries: $100 a week ($433 a month on average)
you dont need to spend 100$ a week on groceries, you could live fine off 100$ a month
>Phone(s): $190
>Cable/Internet: $101
you dont need any of these

>>6554893
Gas for two cars, you fucking retard.
I live with my girlfriend in a 1 bedroom 720sqft apartment. Doesn't get much smaller than that.

Sure, you could not have a car and be totally ineffective at finding a proper job.
You could also spend less than $100 a week on groceries, and ultimately spend more eating at Wendy's every day.
>no cell phone or cable
Okay, sure let's just stare at a wall all day long.

I get your point, they are luxuries, but they are also luxuries most people are accustomed to.

After all that, we're talking $39,540 a year in bills. If you don't factor in taxes, we'd still have over $50,000 to spend on just whatever the fuck we want.

>>6554821
>Rent: $1,150

That's grossly overpaying in most American cities, assuming you're looking at a studio or one bedroom.

Even in major cities, it's possible to score a $500/month room in a collective house. It just takes some effort.

>car payment
>gas
>second car payment
>car and renter's insurance
>gas

Why do you do this to yourself?

>electric bill: $60
>water: $40
>gas: $20

Leaving aside places where utilities are included, what are you doing to jack it up so high? The only time I've been living solo and had to pay a utility, it was like $12-15/month electric, with everything else included. And I'm horrible about leaving lights on.

>Groceries... $433 a month on average

... which leaves nearly $200 to spend on other stuff, from $20/day.

>Phone(s)

Again, why do you do this to yourself? Even if you require maximum, 24/7 connectivity, get a Clear spot for $35-50/month and a Google Voice account.

>Cable

Why?

>Internet

I have no idea what this costs bundled with other services, but the most I've ever paid for landline Internet was $35/month.

>>6554911
>$500 a month in a collective house
Seriously, who the fuck wants to live like that anyway? I doubt you could go below $750 in a real major city, such as Chicago. Most of the apartments in the city cost a minimum of $1,400/mo for something tiny. I live in the burbs, though.

>Cable
>Why?
Because I enjoy watching TV and I can.

My point was that $500 in rent + $20/daily is absolutely retarded and an extremely shitty way to live.

>>6553921
Not legal. Have to have med card.
>>6553581
35k/ year = about $18/hr

100k is all thats left from grandma

$500/monthh food ( i go out for food a lot)
$150 time warner cable
$250 trash, sewer,water,hoa
$100 electricity
$1172 rent aka patent's mortgage on this house
$200 car insursnce
$45 po box

$500 month to month expenses of random shit.

I have zero income. I paid for all my schooling with that money. It did not provide me with any benefit.

>>6554926
Oh look, another person who lives a realistic lifestyle. Go figure.

>>6554926
Fuck off the PO box, fuck off the cable and stop fucking going out for fucking food so fucking much for starters you fucking fuckcunt.

>>6554927
Dude thats low end in socal. I cant just move to kamsas and chill out with cows all day

>>6554966
I was agreeing with you that this is a normal amount of money to spend on a regular lifestyle. Not this $500/mo + $20/day bullshit.

>>6554926
How about this cunt sandwich?

Spend 250 on groceries and make shit yourself.
Fuck your cable al together and the same with your PO box, no one uses that shit anymore. Boom that 445 dollars saved every month.

You suck at basic financial planning. 35k a year is plenty for one person who can budget.

Place that 445 in a savings account or invest in low risk stocks.

>>6554912
You randomly added in a dependent that apparently does nothing.

>>6554912
no one cares if you piss away your money on your fat girlfriend you fucking retard. he said

>It's easier to live on than it sounds, if you have no dependents and no debt. $500 a month rent and $20/day (and it's definitely possible to do less) spending money comes to $13,300 a year.

if you want to waste that 13k on cable tv fucking go ahead no ones stopping you, doesnt mean he has to

>>6554981
We make a combined income, lol.

>>6554991
The point was that, realistically, it isn't possible. Sorry to shit in your cornflakes, faggot.

>>6554996
>baww i cant survive without two cars or paying for my landwhale gfs rent so no one else can either

fuck off retard

>>6554996
Wow you are seriously fucking dumb.

>>6554925
Honestly, it's the best way to do things up if you find the right people for you. You get your own private room(s), just like now, except you're splitting the cost of the kitchen, bathroom(s), and social area with other people.

You're also buying most everything else in bulk, which cuts down on your cost, and there's people you gel with around 24/7 for sociality and mutual aid.

$750 is about right for an easy to find target, but cheaper stuff is out there. $500 is a realistic bottom end.

I'm at $700 plus some trivial utilities.

This is talking in New York and other major cities. Go a step down and we're talking $400-500 a month instead of $750. Go to a non-urban area and you can find $300.

Cities are awesome, but nothing says you have to live in one, and taking time off can be very excellent.

>Because I enjoy watching TV and I can.

Alternatives to paying a fucking cable bill:

- Netflix, $7.99/month.
- Amazon Prime, $79/year, also includes free two day shipping on everything in Amazon's warehouses
- Pirating, free.

Also, I just realized: you're talking slightly south of $19,770 each living exceedingly comfortably, with a car. Why is it so hard to believe that just $6,400 less is realistic with no car and a little bit of thrift?

nigger:
>options markets
>map daily price movements on largest local index
>find highest historical volatiles
>conduct technical analysis for entry timing
>buy calls and puts with strike at spot price (volatility spread)
>?????
>profit

>>6554996

it is possible though

>>6555061
It probably is, it just sounds terribly unpleasant.

>>6555047
half of his expenses are probably his fat fuck gfs groceries, phone bill, gas, car, and shit

>>6555071
>wastes roughly 700$ a week on his girlfriend who probably sucks some other dudes dick on the side
>thinks other peoples lives are shitty

HAHAHAHAHAHA

you do realize people that actually know what the fuck to do with their money have about 5x the spending money you do right? or can work about half as much as you do?

>>6555083
* amonth

>>6553239
What year and make is that Honda in OP's pic?

>>6555047
Allow to me reiterate, we have over $50,000 left (annualized) after spending that $40k in bills.

No fucks given that day.

>>6555074
I don't understand how my girlfriend became fat, lol. Sounds like you're just projecting your jealousy. I make most of the money, and I spend most of the money on myself, so if anything, I'm the fat one.

>>6555102
yeah just realized

still applies tho

>>6555083
thats not the guy lol