/fa/ - Fashion

>>6513284
yeah kinda big but if you had hair they would look a lot worse fyi

as far as serial killer-core, the baldness helps, boots usually work. if you want to look legit get some real military boots. cardigan and shirt combo i like

>>6513313
So the baldness helps?

As for military boots, where can I get some for a decent price? They don't sell good looking ones here and the Dr Martens they sell here only have up to 8, I want taller ones.

>>6513330
if you dont have any military surplus stores around just find some online

>>6513360
The ones in surplus stores are always that sandy color.

>>6513414
Keep the eyebrows, they look great with the bald head m9.

Carry around a plant pot with a bit of soil in it and a stone which you've planted like a seed. Take that plant pot wherever you go. This will help people think you're a psycho. Also, bite people in fights; my cousin does this and everyone is scared to start on him in my town.

>>6513484
You really think so?

>>6513490
What's the most psychotic plant to carry around? Cactus seems too overplayed.

>>6513503
No plant! Thats the point of the stone

>>6513284
Is that your mom on the left OP? I'd bang your mom. Nice pic btw.

dem caterpillars

>>6513284
>>6513522
Did you use a filter to get this pic in black and white? If so what site or app?

>>6513515
But how will people know there's a stone there? Do I just tell them?
>>6513522
No, it's my bff since 6th grade, she's Japanese/Portugese. And thanks. We took it after a museum excursion.
>>6513528
Want to pet them?

>>6513533
instagram, lol, all the plebs are using it.

>>6513543
No, when you go for a poo people will be like "His plant hasn't started growning yet, has he even got a seed in there" Then they check and say to themselves "ash shit, this niqqa tryin' to grow a rock"

>>6513528

>>6513553
Who would even do that? I would never touch someone else's plant...

>>6513550
Sweet thanks

>>6513566
But there wouldn't be a plant which is what causes the curiosity to check for a seed in the first place!
Please just do it so I can write a book loosely based on your life.

>>6513575
What will it be titled?
Who would play me in the biopic?

I got that same cardi from forever21 for 12 bux and it shrunk so bad.

how did you keep yours looking crisp, op?

>>6513284
k but the brows are shopped? wtf is going on in this pic

>>6513593
Yeah it's the same one.
I washed it once and it did shrink too, you can barely noticed it; it reaches just above my pant waist. But this one is a size L, so maybe that's why it's barely noticeable.

>>6513602
k I changed my mind, but it's pixellated in a v strange way

>>6513584
It will be called 10 to bounce of the post apocalyptic animation 9 and it will tell the story of how one psycho destroys the world.
Jason Statham of course... We'll hire the make-up artists from Lord of the Rings to recreate your eyebrows.

>>6513618
Jason's going to have to lose a considerable amount of muscle mass to play me. I don't think he has the chops.

>>6513611
Yeah, Instagram does that shit.

>>6513631
You've gotta start lifting while I write it you mean.

i feel like i've seen you before op... where are you from? it's weird because you have a very distinctive appearance

>>6513642
No no, keep your artistic integrity. It has to be realistic. I'm 5'10, I'll look ridiculous all jacked.

>>6513656
I live in Puerto Rico. I've posted on this board once or twice.

>>6513651
What are you talking about? Jason is 5'9 and looks like a Greek god? It's when you're a hench 5'5 man child when things get a little wierd.

>>6513742
Idk, it always seem like you're trying too hard (lifting on its own seems like you're trying hard) if you're not a giant.

>>6513764
Delusional. You've been wanking so much your brains melted!

Shave those palms and glue them to your head!

>>6513779
THAT'LL LOOK RIDICULOUS.
YOU'RE RIDICULOUS, YOU HEAR ME YOU RIDICULOUS MAN?

>>6513800
**** u psyduck

>>6513829
No, **** you.

OP, you seem like you'd be fun to hang out with.

>>6514274
I sort of am. I'm contextually funny. And I'm extremely considerate to everyone's feelings. if anything, you'd have a nice/neutral opinion about me. I have severe social anxiety though.

>>6514414
wow now i hate you

I personally think larger eyebrows are flattering on both men and women.
>however
the key word is 'larger' there is still a too large, and I think ur face complements them better then most would.

>i.e I don't think it would hurt you to pluck em a bit. but I won't lose any sleep if I were u.

>>6514274
>>6514414
>>6514491

>>6514491
>I hate nice people
Well shiiiit.

>>6514504
I'm afraid of plucking in case I do a shit mistake then keep plucking until there's nothing left. How should I go about this?

>>6514595

>>6514488
Hey Rhianna

>>6514595
you like such an ass

>>6514600
Get a beautician to do it for you first but go in with a picture of somebody's eyebrows which you think will look good on you.

>>6514606
I use to be a euphoric fedora before college. But I can see why you'd think that, that delivery was kind of autismal.

>>6514618
>slag fuck
Flol

>>6514627
Do you fuck your friend?

>>6514621
See that's too risky. I wish there was someone who could photoshop me with trimmed brows. But for the life of me everyone know can barely turn on their computers.

>>6514633
Not this one. She's asexual and has yet to ever been in a relationship/kiss a boy/sex even less. But others sure. Currently fucking a gross chubby from my summer class.

>>6514646
Can you give me her info? Not the fatty, the one in the pic? I'll change her mind about keeping her legs closed m9.

>>6514634
Post a pic up on here and request it or even or /r/ somebody might help. I would because I have the ability to do it but since I've swapped from a pc to a mac I haven't had the money to buy photoshop again.

>>6514663
So desperate?

>>6514677
on /r/, and I mean a clear headshot incase you don't get what I'm saying

>>6514687
No? Does my comment appear eager? I was just doing you a favour and looking to get my dick wet. I've always been good at convincing girls to lose their v wit me.

>>6514709
It does. I would've, but it'd be really spaghetti of you to just text a stranger with no real introduction.

>>6514717
I wasn't asking for just her number.

OP don't respond to him, just let this thread die

>>6514729
You can hang with me. She's always working and I'm currently unemployed.

While we are talking about eyebrows, can I just use my facial razor and shave the unibrow area?

I really don't think I have tweezers in the house but I might.

>>6514739
No.

>>6514755
My fear is that by shaving, it will grow back like crazy. I am guessing this is not the case since pluck them is basically the same as shaving with no stubble, right?

>also let's see if I can get double dubs

>>6513284
Where's your brother Herbal T?

>>6514755
I shave mine, it works, but it's not perfect.
Also, it doesn't grow back faster or some shit..

>>6513484
seconding

>>6515325
I do not see the resemblance!

>>6516765
You look like Wax at a quick glance, not Herbal T

>>6516818
Wax looks more like Starkiller

thunderbrows are go

>>6513642
>Statham
>6 ft

Who are they kidding?

>>6516949
Didn't he come out as being like 5'7?

>>6516951
Like 5'8 and a half.