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6428554 No.6428554 [Reply] [Original]

Alright /fa/,

I go in to my local cheapass "hair salon" to get a motherfucking haircut. They have no fucking clue what a HY is or even an undercut, so I give VERY detailed directions and provide several pictures of similar haircuts. Normally, the lady who cuts my hair there can get into the ballpark (don't get me wrong its always been far from perfect but its workable) however this time, I had been growing my hair out like FOREVER so when I got it cut it be FUCKING PERFECT. So I give this chick the same ol' directions and pictures and she says she remembers so I let her do her thing until I see her go for my bangs, I'm like: "LEAVE THOSE BANGS BITCH I PART MY HAIR TO THAT SIDE" She stars talking about how that would look stupid because it would be uneven. HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS AN ASYMMETRICAL HAIRCUT YOU DUMBASS. Its so bad I won't go out in public for a month. This is what I get for $14 haircut. FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE.

>> No.6428576

>>6428554
You go to a barbershop to get a hitler youth - not a salon

>> No.6428611

>>6428554
Serves you right. If it was really that important to you, you would have gone to a reputable salon. Shave your head and join a monastery.

>> No.6428625

>>6428554

you can't cheap out on haircuts. now you know for next time.

>> No.6428651
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6428651

Cop a fade OP

>> No.6428698

>>6428651
I'm not black and my hair is silky

>> No.6428741

>>6428651
why the fuck are you spelling it cop?
fucking faggots

>> No.6429019

>>6428554
so stop crying and cut your own hair

/thread

>> No.6431696

>>6428554
post a pic post a pic post a pic.

i want to see the disaster on your head.

>> No.6431717

real men go to barbershops. no bullshit and it's cheap. only homosexuals get their cuts at salons dood

>> No.6431749

>>6431717
>on /fa
>getting hair cut at barbershop
>wut?

>> No.6431759

>>6431717
Go back to reddit
And dont forget your fedora
Fag

>> No.6431790

If you just want to do a HY you can do that yourself

Although I just wanted to trim my short back and sides and ended up shaving off my sideburns so yeahh watch out

>> No.6431805

>>6431717
>real men

>> No.6431813
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6431813

>>6431749
>>6431759
>>6431805

lmao post ur disaster cut already bitch nigga

>> No.6432240

>>6431813
OP, DELIVAR.

>> No.6432251

>>6431813

this piocture made me laugh