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>hair getting too big
>time for haircut
>go to barber I've only gone to once before, not bad last time
>show him picture (pic related)
>take glasses off for him to work, can't see shit to the mirror
>half way, see my silhouete on the mirror (wow, looks cool)
>he keeps cutting and cutting
>he finishes. Put glasses on.
>horrible haircut, nothing like the fucking picture
>another one crossed from the list

That's it. I'm done with barbers. I might be an aspie fucktard, but they can't do their job either. I'll learn to cut my own fucking hair from now on.

>> No.6347872

ive been going to the same salon for almost five years now and ive never gotten it how i asked

i just figure it will be the same everywhere else so why bother

i know that feel

>> No.6347935

>>6347845
>>6347872
Go somewhere else. Bring a different picture with better angles that is not of some messyhairedgreasysadman.jpeg . Look for a barber with an instagram that does good work in your area. Do not attempt to cut your own shit..you will fail and end up cutting everything off and be a bald fag

>> No.6347949

>>6347935
also...get your haircut done by a good looking gay male. If they don't have a hairstyle you like/respect, do not let those mofos touch your head.

>> No.6347957

>>6347845
PSA ONCE AGAIN

PEOPLE GENERALLY GET STUCK CUTTING HAIR BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID

DONT EXPECT SHIT EVER WHEN HAVING SOMEONE ELSE CUT YOUR HAIR

>> No.6347976

>>6347935
>Do not attempt to cut your own shit..you will fail and end up cutting everything off and be a bald fag

But what I got is almost the same as bald fag.

>> No.6348004

>>6347949
Can confirm this shit; gay Guatemalan dude cut my hair. Fucking glorious. his cut is great too.

>> No.6348015

>>6347949
>>6348004
same
he clearly wants my d too

>> No.6348020

>>6347935
I've been cutting my hair for three years. You will fuck up if you rush but it's not too hard to learn how to give yourself an decent cut.

>> No.6348047

>>6348004
I just go to a female stylist. It's more expensive per haircut, but I never walk out of there disappointed. Just find someone knowledgable like this and your golden.

>> No.6348055

After hundreds of aircuts and having very specific instructions, you relaly need to analyze the cut you want, your hairline and specify how you want what cut.

You can't just give em a pic and use that as a reference, say you want this X long, (Measurement), the sides blended HERE, your part HERE etc.

>> No.6348136

>>6348004
I went to a gay guy once. I didn't have a photo though. He did a cut gay as fuck. Not even joking, I looked like an emo.

>> No.6348140

>>6348055
they still fuck it up

i tell them this every time

last time she REFUSED to make the undercut go any higher on the side because she said i "dont want that" but its exactly what i wanted even after telling her multiple times to go higher

>> No.6348146

>>6348136
>being this emotional

confirmed emo all years

>> No.6348178

>>6348140
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN GO THERE???
I seriously hope you got up and just left when she said that.

Fuck you, because you probably didn't.

>> No.6348680

I've been going to a salon to get my hair done because this gay guy works there and tears shit up.

Literally never been not extremely happy with what he's done.


Showed him this photo once and now he does it spot on every time and I've shown him photos and he critiques them and says what he's going to do to try and improve them. Great guy tip him 30% every time.


>don't have the photo i showed him now

It's the one in Black and White of the burberry model with a messy HY

>> No.6348707

>>6347845
You need to learn where to go to get a decent cut from a barber. Or you could just spend a few extra bucks and go to a better salon.

>> No.6348724

>Not going just because it is one of the few times a girl will even be near you

I don't talk to them though. Most hairdressers don't exactly match up to my demanding conversational taste.

>> No.6348735

>>6348707
I've been to a lot of them, but they all seem to not know what a decent haircut is. They're old fashioned. Also, I won't spend more than 10 euros for a haircut, which is like a third of what a sallon haircut costs.

>> No.6348739

God damn it, I hate getting haircuts.

>bring in pictures
>tell them it's too long on the sides and back, I want it off the ears
>Instead of cutting the hair on my sides they just try to gel it down and use a hairdryer to put it behind my ear
>tell the lady she has no idea what she's doing and walk out

>> No.6348742

>>6348735
just lettin you know that it'll take a few months to actually get the hang of how to cut your own hair. be prepared to have shitty hair for a while

>> No.6348768

>>6347949
>>6348004

this should be standard practice with many things fashion related. you should always get your haircut by somebody with a good haircut themselves, same goes for asking advice when shopping retail (if you do that), only ever ask someone who dresses well themselves

>> No.6348806

>>6348768
>you should always get your haircut by somebody with a good haircut themselves
No. That's just fucking dumb. If someone has a great haircut, he most likely did not cut it himself.

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6348813

>Got awesome haircut last time (pic related)
>Shit is growing out again
>Top is becoming less ordnung and more thick/tangled/messy/shit
>Afraid to go back to the barber to get the top shortened because afraid they'll fuck it up to the point where i'll have to buzz it down to a number 8 all around
>tfw

>> No.6348827

>>6348813
>pic related

lmao u ugly faggot dont post ur pic on the internet

>> No.6348837

>>6348813
i'm sorry but your sides are really weird. did you try trimming it by yourself? the differences in the length of that buzz is way off. maybe it's the color but idk. looks pretty wack, man. if you were to get it again i'd recommend getting the back and sides buzzed with a 1 or 2 and ask for a connected fade, considering the length of the top. if you ask for a disconnected cut (ie hitler youth-esque) then it'll look dumb until the top of your hair grows longer

>> No.6348842

>>6348813
>awesome haircut
keep telling yourself that buddy.

>> No.6348862

>>6348827
>>6348842
topkek

>>6348837

no it's no the color, that's pretty much what I asked for. I was afraid that trimming the back to that length for a classic hitler youth would cause my head to look like a glans.

I might just try that disconnected fade though. My top is currently about 2-2.5"

>> No.6348884

>>6348680

>tipping a barber


bwahahahaha seriously america

>> No.6348921

>going to a barber
>not a stylist
fucking 2013

>> No.6348932
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6348932

>>6348862 here

This is what I sort of want and what I was going for originally.

>> No.6348991
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6348991

Whats a good haircut for someone with a long forehead? i think my hairs receding also, I wanted to go for something like this. but its ryan fucking gosling so not sure how it will look on me

>> No.6349023

>>6348991
Gosling looks actually kind of dopey and hasn't really got a great jawline so unless you have like a crooked face or some real crooked feature it could work.

>> No.6349046

>>6348739
>>Instead of cutting the hair on my sides they just try to gel it down and use a hairdryer to put it behind my ear

wtf who does this

>> No.6349064

>>6348991
>>6349023

Dudes a prime example of what a stubble and a nice body can do to a 6/10 faggot

>> No.6349080
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6349080

>>6347845
i go with and old guy, they call him the boss, the dude has been cutting hair since the 60's when he was a teen pretty cool guy he knows is shit.

>> No.6349085

>>6349064
Well he does have a nice face, but it certainly isn't model tier.

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6349209

>>6349023

this is what it looks like right now

>> No.6349242

>>6349080
>Porto

WAT

onde é??

>> No.6349246

>>6349209
yeah i could see you with that ...

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6349434

>>6349246

I tried to imitate it but my head looks too big

>> No.6349514

>>6349080
The last "classic" barber I went to had insufficient tools or something, I had absolutely nothing in my hair and washed it 5 hours prior. He said, "son you gotta stop putting shit in your hair." After telling him multiple times I just have thick hair he accused me of lying, I let him finish his shitting hair cut because I was aspie. I learned he died a few months ago, I chuckled.

Op you have to understand that those reference pictures you use, the person has completely different hair texture, they use gels, pomades, waxes, and other applications to make it look that good, and the people in reference pictures are always more handsome so some people unconsciously expect to just look that handsome after the cut.

>> No.6349524

>>6349514
>Op you have to understand that those reference pictures you use, the person has completely different hair texture, they use gels, pomades, waxes, and other applications to make it look that good, and the people in reference pictures are always more handsome so some people unconsciously expect to just look that handsome after the cut.

You don't understand. The length ended up being about a third shorter. It's nothing like the photo.

>> No.6349658
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6349658

>>6349524
Post pics of what it looks like and next time bring in a better picture of what it should be cut like when wet and down, should be expected of the barber to know what to do to make it like that. You need to find a better person to cut your hair or you should stop them next time.

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6349963

>>6347872
This happened to me tonight. I just don't care anymore, the way they cut it isn't so bad.

>> No.6352560

>>6347949

>you visit a barbers
>there are two barbers
>barber 1 has a shitty haircut
>barber 2 has the sweetest HY you've ever laid your eyes on
>by your logic you should get your hair cut by barber 2
>however, since barber 1 cut barber 2's hair and vice versa, the better barber is barber 1.
>you cry when barber 2 doesn't give you the haircut of your dreams.


>pick barber 1 next time

>> No.6352582

Go to the hairdresser

>a..a hit..youth.. pls

>excuse me sir ?

>ein..hitler jugendlich bitte

>Excuse me can you repeat

I run off

>> No.6353469

My mom is a hairdresser. Feels so fucking goodman. I don't even have to leave my house to get a hair cut. She's only 37 too, so she's pretty keen to modern hairstyles.

>> No.6353471

>>6353469
absolutely underage reported. goodbye

>> No.6353475

>>6353471
>being this ignorant
Congratulations.

>> No.6353477

>>6353469
She hot?

>> No.6353479

>>6353475
>mother is 37 years old
>claims he isnt underage

reported

>> No.6353488

>>6353475
>>6353471

I'm actually 20. My mom had me young. Stay mad.

And she's not bad looking, my friends always gave me shit about her being a milf. Make of that what you will.

>> No.6353492

>>6353488
>mom had you when she was 17

DAMN BREH YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT. what's your dad like?

>implying you've ever met your father

>> No.6353504

>>6353492

I wanna meet that dad.

They're actually still together, believe it or not. Pretty crazy when you think about it. I was probably an accident, but they could have aborted me and they didn't. And my dad stuck around, I've got it better than most kids.

>> No.6353507
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6353507

>>6353492
Everything in that post made me laugh

>> No.6353556

>tfw you find a guy who does a great job every time
Always give your guy a generous tip if he does a good job and actually wants to talk when he's cutting your hair

>> No.6353568
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6353568

>>6353556
>Always give your guy a generous tip if he does a good job
Yeah, sure

>and actually wants to talk when he's cutting your hair
>

>> No.6353577
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6353577

Never got /fa/ haircut before.
Could I pull of HY ?
Any suggestions?

>> No.6353580

>>6353568
Yeah man. I hate just sitting their in silence. I don't want to tell my life story but a bit of conversation never hurt anyone who wasn't a complete aspie.

>> No.6353586

>>6353580
*there

>> No.6353593

>>6353580
Most of the time the questions make it more awkward. Just turn on the god damn radio and cut my hair.

>> No.6353688

>>6353577
b-bump

>> No.6353710

>>6353577
Yeah, you probably could. The length on the top could be a bit longer but besides that, you could pull it off.

>> No.6354955

>>6349080

wheres the barber? i live in Porto too

>> No.6355488

I've always had the same experience. I don't give demanding instructions, I tell them 2 or 3 basic things and they always cut my bangs too short and awkward every time. I haven't had one in at least 2 months because I don't want to face any more disappointment.

>> No.6355528

>>6348140
Damn don't be such a bitch, its your money TELL her to do it how you ask.

>> No.6355584
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6355584

Talking about shitty haircuts I get one everytime. Then again I say the same thing every time.
>shorten the bangs to about here, don't make it so smooth, don't touch the back a whole lot

I'm getting a little tired of that. I was thinking if it was possible to arrive at this...

>> No.6355589
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6355589

>>6355584
...from this.

>> No.6355590

fdç, afinal quantos gajos a viver no Porto é que estão aqui?

>> No.6355605

>>6355589
>>6355584
I forgot to mention my part is on the right instead of left, and shit don't work when I try to change that.

>> No.6355627

>>6355584
>brings in screenshots of a fucking video game
>gets mad when it doesn't work out

>> No.6355632

>>6355584
>>6355589
>>6355605
I think the strength of that snake haircut lies in the beard. Maybe I'm wrong but I feel its too mulletty, especially when beardless, for my taste.

>> No.6355662

>>6355627
I've never done it before. I said I was thinking of it.

>> No.6356023

I had the same problem, started going to Toni&Guy, probb solvvved
And my hairdresser is some cute ass girl, tasteful tattoos and music in common, so it's never an akward just sitting there haircut

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6356062

>>6356023
>tattoos
>EVER being tasteful

>> No.6356105

>>6348739
>>Instead of cutting the hair on my sides they just try to gel it down and use a hairdryer to put it behind my ear

>> No.6356114

>>6356062
>you
>EVER making a convincing argument

>> No.6356143

>>6356023
Ive been going to this tony and guy trained haridresser for 8 years now, i will never go anywhere else

>> No.6356144

>>6356114
Tattoos are for the rebellious who want to stand out and be different, while putting in no effort to form a worthwhile personality.

>> No.6356166

>>6356144
That's not true for everybody who gets tattoos. Generalizing is never a viable argument.

>> No.6356177

The most likely thing that happened is that the hair stylist gave you the hair cut (or near), but because you hair texture is different, it doesn't fall the same way.
If you are unhappy with something, go somewhere else.
Don't expect a good cut for 20 bucks.
Also the OP hair is very easy to do yourself. If you're unhappy with the hair you have, do it yourself. Invest in some clippers with different size guards.

>> No.6356184

>have curly hair
>barbers don't know what to do with it
>end up with a shitty haircut everytime
>start cutting it myself
>still looks bad
>keep doing it myself
>too afraid to go to a barber now because they will notice I've been cutting it myself
W-what do, /fa/?

>> No.6356185
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6356185

I know this guy and found a foto of him from behind... his hair look so good here. And nice clothes too.

could I pull this off? alot of wax and stuff right?

>> No.6356218

OP confirmed for retard who can't go to a stylist.

Barber ≠ hairdresser

>> No.6356222

>>6356184
Find a barber who has curly hair.
Get them to cut your hair.

>> No.6356234

>>6356185
You don't need any specific cut, just long enough hair. You don't even need product for your hair to go back like that (although you might for the shine he has).

Just start combing/brushing the back half of your hair straight back through the crown of your hair. It'll fight back for a while, because you've probably had a crown for ~20 years, but within a week or two it'll lay completely flat.

I started styling through my crown about six months ago when a friend mentioned it was possible, and it's fucking changed my life.

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6356273

>>6356062
>yfw you see my tattooed bod

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6356296

>>6353577
sure

(get rid of that horrid long greasy hair now) =^)

>> No.6356310

is it possible to have good looking, long hair when your hair is thick as fuck? like it gets bigger as it gets longer. do I just have to tough it out through that phase or what

opinions ??

>> No.6356321

>>6356310
Just get it thinned out every once in a while. I have long, curly, THICK hair and it's impossible to tame. I need to get it thinned or I wouldn't be able to fit a shirt over it.

>> No.6356331

>>6356310
your hair will smooth and straiten out at the roots, and then thicken out at the ends. I have thick curls starting around the length at my ear lobe, but my hair above ear lobe is thin and straight.

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6356350

>>6356321
>>6356331

are we on the same page here because I aint trying to look like this dude if I try to grow it out, unless they're no other way. mostly talking about how big it it is on top

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6356386

>go to gay haridresser
>he sensually touches my hair and ears

>> No.6356499

>>6347845
how do i into styling my hair this way? I have this cut more or less, what product do i use?

>inb4 no poo

>> No.6356527

>>6356499
>blowdry in the direction you want it to go
>style with gel
>for texture like OP's pic, hair should still be a bit damp when gelling

>> No.6356570

>>6356527
do you have any video of styling this kind of cut very tapered on sides and long on top? im new to /fa/ from /fit/ and want to make my hair more aesthetic, only problem is i am having a hard time figuring out how to style it/what to look up because idk what the style is called

>> No.6356590

>>6356570
i dunno, there's lots on utube, just search around

the one in OP's pic is a bit unusual, generally ppl won't use gel, but some sort of wax or paste (more of a matte look)

or pomade for pompadour

>> No.6356592

>tfw only chain hair cutteries around me

;_;

>> No.6356599

>>6356499
Get some kind of matte texturizing cream. Rub into dry hair, mess it around. Then get sea salt spray, hold a foot from head, spray around. Let it all dry and then style/mess until desired look is achieved.

>> No.6358514

>>6355590

ja conto 3. agora falta saber onde e o cabeleireiro....

>> No.6358555

I cut my own hair. Mainly i do it by feel. I'll run my fingers through the back and sides and where it feels long/thick thats where i cut it. for the front i do it in the mirror. the neckline in the back is the hard part though but im getting it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zauHUVzUDy8

that link may help anyone looking to cut their own hair

>> No.6358610

Fuck you OP. atleast you don't have curly hair

>> No.6358616

>>6358610
it's wavy. The longer it gets, the shittier. A bit of humidity and it's a nightmare

>> No.6358726

>>6358610
same here, long hair with a lot of curl but just on the ends of them. Don't know what to do with them, i usualy just tie them.. same hair as tom cruise (lestat) in Interview with the Vampire but their black