/fa/ - Fashion

>>6330425
Tfw American Crew Pomade

Fleece Jacket
Straight Blue Jeans
Running Shoes
or
Hoodie
Cargo Shorts
Nike/Adidas/Jordan Socks
Nike/Adidas/Jordan Sneakers or Slides

I've seen some people kind of dress like that...

... one of them is a relative.

When my 5'7", Jew-nosed friend goes to parties, he always wears a short-sleeved shirt with black on the top half and a flame pattern on the bottom half.

Then he takes it off, revealing his dog tags, and dances to Carly Rae Jepsen as he waves his arms in the air and pulls duck lips.

>>6330453

I've been using mousse lately, works great.

>>6330461
>not being on dat nike sock steez

In all seriousness, they're cheap as fuck and they keep my feet from smelling like straight ass all day.

yes. I know a guy who is hardcore neckbeard fedoralord every day, with complementary ponytail and leather trenchcoat

I went to a party where there was a dude dressed like that sitting in the corner reading a book. He announced to everyone he brought board games and magic cards if anyone wanted to play, was trying to get people to let him teach them. He was legit greasy as fuck too.

The worst part was he was fucking/dating the cutest girl at the party. Legit 8/10, short cute athletic brunette was all over this greasy neckbeard asking if he wanted any more tea or if he wanted to go back to his place and watch anime. I was the most confused I had been in a long time.

>>6330560
I know a guy just like that, plus a MLP lunchbox which he seems to use as an all purpose bag

>>6330594
pics or it didn't happen

>>6330462
Christ.

>>6330594
>tfw 9/10 aesthetics & ottermode but dating a girl that is at least two levels below me.

http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?13274-What-are-you-wearing-today/page2024

>>6330425
>Do people actually dress like this in public?

>>6330425
>Implying the Offspring wasn't the shit before they sold out

>>6330425

>offspring

they were decent before the whole pretty fly bullshit

>>6330661
>Implying implications

>>6330661
>implying the offspring didn't always suck

Not even as a 12-year-old did I fall prey to the "pop" inspired "punk" music

>>6330655
[cringing intensifies]

>>6330652
I like the guy on the rights aesthetics.

fuck that left guy though

>>6330652
That thread is like a train wreck, you just cannot stop looking.

>>6330652
Jesus that thread is ridiculous

>>6330683
>I like the guy on the right

Wtf? He can't even stand properly, looks like his vagina is itching and posture is terrible. Not to even mention the cringeworthy clothes.

>>6330652

>>6330652
>http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?13274-What-are-you-wearing-today/page2024

Fuck dadcore, bring on grandadcore.

>Today is an uber-casual day for me, inspired by tonight's anticipated jive shenanigans....

>>6330697
Holy fuck, people don't grow out of this fedora thing, do they?

>>6330695
>>6330697
>>6330699
>>6330704

I like to imagine /fa/ggots dressing goofnigger when they grow up thinking they still look "nxtlvl"

>>6330669
>"pop" inspired "punk" music

who cares tho lol they were pretty good

heh

>>6330712
>implying I dress goobyninjer

>>6330714
...

Why do these people do this? You'd think they dress like this only for theme parties etc but no.

Hey guys, so I have an idea.

So what if someone from /fa/ made an account on this site and showed them some of the fits we like. (without actually mentioning /fa/, just posting them like a regular, new, fourm member) I think that it would be neat to see what they think of someone who wears supreme, or pyrex shorts, or even a full Rick fit. Someone should try it I think, maybe we could even inspire a few of them!

>>6330714
those pants are actually great

>>6330739
i wanted to suggest the same thing. But seriously some one do this

>>6330739
>some of the fits we like
There is no "we" you dumbass. /fa/ argues all the time about what looks good and what's fuccboi. It's not a hivemind.

>>6330747
ok, i'm sorry, I should've said "what one of us, /fa/ users, would like" because i'm pretty sure we can all agree that this is all, for the most part, pretty bad

>>6330739
>http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?13274-What-are-you-wearing-today/page2024
So guys I have a great idea, go to website about a completely different style of clothes and post pictures of a completely different clothes, maybe they wont think Im trolling :3
>ishiggydiggy
>get shrekt

>What comments did I get?
>"Where did you get that hat?" from an old male person.
>"That jacket (stroller) is elegant" From an male vintage shopkeeper.
>"What an handsome hat you have and you are so handsomely dressed today", "I should dress vintage as well since I have this shop and handsome young men come here every now and then" from an female vintage shopkeeper.

Holy. Shit.

http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?13274-What-are-you-wearing-today/page1924

>Sadly no comments this time... Only some smirks from some youngsters which I didn't care about and then some friendly smiles from some people. Maybe I was at wrong places?

>>6330760
>>6330761
Heh we just found the same guy
>Holy. Shit.
My reactions exactly.

>>6330738
It appears that all of the people on the Classiest website of all time(the Fedora Lounge)have quite the fascination with the 30's and 40's in which they try to emulate the culture by dressing as if they were the star of a noir film, talking, and doing things that are synonymous with the 30's and 40's.

>>6330754
No, like, this isn't to troll, this is to seriously see what they think of how an /fa/ user would dress. It's not all that different either. I would really like to see what they would think of a thome browne esque suit with the short pants and all. Most of them post suits anyways, so Its really not that different. Once you become an actual part of the community, then you could act like "changing it up today" and go full pyrex and shit.

>>6330763
Hah, yeah nice1. I just picked a random page too, he's clearly a regular.

I hope I can dress like fashion frank one day
I'm not joking. I will dress like this as an old man.

>>6330760
>>6330761
this cunt is wearing a bowler

>>6330712
rick looks good on old people though

>>6330652
>you will never have this much pure class

>>6330782
Yeah, I wanted to explain the same thing to him but not worth the effort

>>6330773
never before have I ever burst out laughing from simply just looking at someone, that forum is amazing

>>6330712
rick said himself the clothing is aimed towards well-off 40somethings

>>6330648
>mfw dated girls out of my league

Learn to bullshit

>>6330770
Fashion Frank has some really shit fits compared to some of the other posters.
But at least a lot of the people wearing (gran)dadcore actually are old enough to have fathered and raised children, so I'm a little more accepting of these fedora addicts.
The kids still look ridiculous though

I signed up for the site, but I have to be accepted by the moderators. You'll know what my user is if you see me.

>>6330760
>>6330761
>Once again I was adventuring out with my stroller on, this time with different neckwear. I met also a man who eyed me from top to toe and back to top, then congratulated of the size of my wallet but I didn't understand what he meant until a while later. Maybe I was "dressed up like a million dollar trouper" and I didn't really notice it . Fun to think about it too since my outfit didn't even cost that much.

This guy is the classiest mutherfucker in town.

>>6330809
Fuck me, I set one up too, my name is Raf Simmons

I just cannot handle that site right now

http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?13274-What-are-you-wearing-today/page1973

The thing that's almost worse about this is that there's no actual criticism. Everyone just compliments everyone else for their shitty fucking fits. There's no chance for improvement. It's just a big circlejerk of fedora-wearers telling others of their kind that their look is good and socially acceptable, which just keeps this vicious cycle of disgusting, greasy, fashion-inept nerds going strong.

>>6330776
make the guy on the right wear better fitting clothes and make the guy from the right wear better fitting clothes and drop the hat and they'd be good looking

>>>/b/486981728

>this was for my christmas concert tonight.
the jacket is a Brioni my father bought and never wore.

What a fucking waste of a Brioni

>>6330862
>brionibrony

top kek

>>6330811
I'm trying to browse that WAYWT but fucking Fashion Frank is five times on every page.

>Decided to go and have a coffee today
>,dressed up of course!

my sides are in orbit

>>6330859
What are you trying to do?

>>6330859
>Good outfit, but skip the bowler.
It doesn´t fit your facial structure.
Also, are you shaved well enough?
Your upper lip looks a bit strange.
Have fun OP.

>>6330693
I like his face. Almost everything else about him sucks.

>>6330868
going out to have a coffee is such an accomplishment #autismpride

>>6330825
>>6330809
I set up a thread in the genreal area, Raf simmons is the name

>>6330844
To give an example of this, have some reactions to this:

>Neat picture, The kind you don't want the story behind so's you can make your own, like any good art.

>oustanding snap! great outfit, of course and i love the feeling of "anything can happen if you look at me long enough!" ha!

>great as usual. You always look very well put together.

I mean, jesus fucking christ these people must be blind

>>6330896
fashion is subjective mang, dont sweat it

>>6330889
>I've been browsing this site and noticed that the WAYWT got kinda full up

Dude they have one on going WAYWT, why not just post there.

>>6330889
>http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?72418-New-what-are-you-wearing-opinons&p=1643150&viewfull=1#post1643150

are those drop crotch cargo shorts? oh god why

>>6330904
Because that shit is slow and 20,000 posts would be daunting to a "newcomer who hasn't posted on any fashion boards yet"
lrn2act skrub

>>6330912
pls don't use the term drop-crotch when you don't actually know what it is
>hurr le sagging regular pants means they are dropcrotch XDDDD
^^you

>>6330917
But everyone will be caught up with the fact that you made new thread and bitching about it instead of focusing on dem fits.

"Gi joe,Great pics. Like it ,but you forgot to mention what hat your wearing. "

>>6330926
it's aspies son, they don't dig too deep into it like /fa/ :)

And now I have to go put on some of my fav fits because I posted a shitty one and I need actual good ones

>>6330934
hahhaha i swear mate, you look like a random teenager on the street.

>>6330927
GI Joe seems to just post costumes, and not all of it is completely serious

>>6330937
I know ;_; I have to go put something together now, last minute

>very le classy
10/10

>>6330934
I'm not posting pictures of myself. just taking them off the WAYWT.

>>6330931
lel is the white shirt kid really you?

I thought you were going to dig the most outlandish RO and Raf goobyninja fits from internet and post them.

>>6330941
then why dont you take good onesß

>>6330947
no, like I said, i'm not just trying to troll, however I may make a thread on there later about "wanting to try a new style" and like "I think this looks cool" and see what responses I get

>http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?72418-New-what-are-you-wearing-opinons
>It's a very nice start!
top lel

>>6330980
also, did you notice he has a link to the facebook account in his signature? justin.seagraves.98

>>6330980
>top lel
Hardly. They're being genuinely nice. OP, you look 100% more autismal than them by trying to start something.

my sperg sensor just exploded

>>6330948
What good ones?

>>6330980
>lelel i posted a horrible fit and they called it nice
>totally trolled those mfa autist nerds lelel
^you

>>6330883
Even his face sucks dude, you must be ugly as fuck.

White shirt kid here, gonna post a swagfagy one I just took

i'm sotty I don't have the money to but Rick pieces btw, we can't all have rich parents

>>6330652
Guy on left looks cute, not wearing fedora at least hes trying nice cane too

>>6330704
He looks like an authentic Puerto Rican immigrant off the boat I guess that's an accomplishment.
>>6330770
This is a well puttogether man.
>>6330896
This guy actually looks pretty cool to me, nice mix of old and new great boots and gloves nice touch.

Yeah I dunno about this GIJOE guy, I guess he is cosplaying as indiana jones, nobody on earth would have gold prospected in a fucking vest.

IDGI, is it just NOT possible to dress like this and look good to you people? Is this /fa/ or you have to dress in jersey's and look like Kanye West?

Why exactly are we hating on this site? Some of the posted fits actually look quite awesome. There sure are also terrible mistakes, but same goes for /fa/. So, are we hating them just because they're nice to each other and because they have different style than us?

oh /fa/

>you will never be as classy as this gent

>>6330661
This

The offspring is sick, get fucked judgmental faggots

>>6331044
/fa/ggots are extremely insecure and have to put others down to feel better about themselves

>>6331052
link pls

>>6331032
theres nothing wrong about menswear. the people on fa you will see calling any menswear fit dacore mfa shit are autistic teenagers. the thing is, noone on that fedora site is doing it right. theyre pretty much the summary of why menswear is extremely hard to pull off.
if you want to get into serious menswear and not look mfacore, #menswear or like the idiots in the fedora site it will take a lot of money, a lot of tailoring and a life in which it will not look ridicolously out of place.

>>6331081
http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?13274-What-are-you-wearing-today/page2025

The only time I saw a real fedora man was in St. Petersburg, FL.

>>6330462
why is this person your friend? how?

le classy gent

>>6330425
I go to a lot of conventions. I see people dress like this all over the place at those things. worse even.

somebody post this, also, what the hell happened to this guy?

>>6330594
he had a fat dick and a fat wallet. or she had some serious issues and everyone was better off

>>6331091
They deleted my fit :(

I didn't want to make an entire thread for this but

Is there a way to wear an oversized casual shirt in public without looking like an autist? Folding the sleeves or adding a cardigan maybe?

>>6330652
haven't seen that site linked on here in a long while

Guys

In all honesty

You could switch the topic ITT to "what is /fa/ wearing today" and nobody would notice

99% of those fedora lounge fits would look much better with slimmer pants.

They'd still be pretty bad, but at least they'd be presentable.
With their current parachute pants swag, they look fucking awful.

is /fa/ going to have a raid?

>>6331125
no, they reposted it in the new thread i think

>>6331153
any suit that isnt tailored will look insanely bad

>>6331125
Screencap right hurr

>Very casual day today. Actually wore jeans! Can you believe it?

ok, so now that someone made a Denim Dan account, someone has to make a casemod one

>>6330699
>>6330714
I like this guy's style. He reminds me of the teddy-boy gay kid from Clueless

>>6331153
That feel when I want to wear slim fit pants but my big thighs make me look womanly so I have to wear straight fit.

Now that someone made a Denim Dan account, someone needs to make a casemod one

>>6330594
lol, there's an easy explanation for this. I do it all the time. I got a really hot female friend, and sometimes I dress all dorky, neckbeard-tier. Then we go to some club - either total pleb tier or prepster law student faggots. She gets hit on by some handsome dude, and after a drink or two, I step in, pull off one or two REALLY bad pick-up lines, and she starts playing with her hair and chatting with me, turning her back to the guy who just tried to get her drunk. After 2 minutes, I ask her: "Hey, you wanna come to my place, watch some anime?" (insert anything completely autistic here) and she says, full of jest "yeah, sure, I'd love to!", then she absent-mindedly says thanks to the guy, packs her stuff and we leave. A friend of ours sits near the guy and watches his reactions.

She's practising acting a lot, so that makes things easier. Shit is funny as hell.

>>6331188
thats gotta be hilarious but i feel bad for that dude

>>6331168

Oh man, it's a leddit-tier circle jerk in there

>>6331195
don't - we only go to places were there's 99% douchebags. We planned on filming it with mics because it is so genuinely hilarious, but don't know exactly how to do that (with the voices in the high-volume setting - mics and all).

Shit would make us loads of cash on youtube, I'm sure.

>>6331183
i've made rick owens

Posting pictures of autists and laughing at them is fine, but to troll them on their own board? If you're successful you trolled an autist, if you're not, you unsuccessfully trolled an autist. There's no way to win.

>>6331115
Im pretty sure that picture is taken in the city i live in.....

>>6330868
if i saw him id just think he was doing something in fancy dress vintage or if i talked to him and he seemed disabled be nice to him

you guys are cruel. but this is kind of hilarious.

>>6330927
am i the only one who thinks he looks like a serial killer?

its the way his lips are so shiny and his eyes are kinda glassy like he's just done drugs

Rather uninteresting to just see /fa/ storm the place with 5-6 people and talk to themselves.

Just one person with some tact should try to start an actual discourse, what they hate about about what /fa/ would consider standard or higher fashion or style while getting out of them why they hate the reality/present or jeans or whatever.

>>6331082
The most accurate comment by far.

>>6331466
I can't even see what /fa/ is doing, none of the posts are showing up

>>6330425

>cringe

into the leddit it goes

>>6331517
>>http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?72418-New-what-are-you-wearing-opinons&p=1643150&viewfull=1#post1643150

>>6331527
>http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?72418-New-what-are-you-wearing-opinons&p=1643150&viewfull=1#post1643150

LOL le master ruse men of /fa/ totally rused evryone stupid fedorafaggot!! XD

But seriously holy shit that's pathetic.

>>6331182
iktf soooooo much bro

>>6331182
>>6331734
>hurr squatz imma get big thighs
>whine about them

WHY

Do you hear that?

>>6331750
These anons and most people from /fit/ who complain about this are just fat in delusion that they have so "muscular" legs that they look stupid.

>>6331466
Yeah no shit, are you guys stupid or something?

>>6330669
>I didn't fall prey to liking music that other people liked

>implying the Offspring isn't better than whatever bullshit /mu/ told you to like

>>6331788
I love how you felt the need to respond to that from 4 hours ago

>>6331795
Oh my god how many neckbeard worlds did I shatter by acknowledging the offspring suck

>>6330912
>wow! very le classy.

FUCK

#classisformen

>>6331091
If there is someone pointing at you in a picture, you might be a sperglord.

>>6331819
>clearly practicing martial arts
>"lel let's make fun of their fits XDDDD"
I think you might be the sperglord

>>6331823
>clearly posting funny jokes
>being mean
You might be a butthead

>>6331831
damn fucking told

oh shit

yesterday I posted about how I went to my sister's grad, and a guy wore a naruto headband and itachi's coat

He also ACTUALLY HAD A FANNY PACK

legitimately. Strapped through a single belt loop like an anime character's "gear bag".

WHY WOULD YOU PUT ME WITH THESE TWO NIGGAS?

Ugh, fedoras

When I was in my teens I tried to bring fedoras back

Like I even wore them with sport coats and such

It's just not happening. Fedoras are dead and they cannot be revived. I realized this about when I was twenty and I never wore one in public again.

This is the best I've found so far. I would be alright if it weren't for that stupid hat.

>>6330453
What's wrong with this stuff? It seems great, just hella expensive where I live.

>>6331925
These guys would look ok in this context as long as they took their hats off the moment they stepped inside.

thingken of fedora

thingken of my fedora

>I was quite satisfied with my appearance. XD

>>6330868
No tophat, hm, who let this prole out of the poorhouse?

ever wondered what /fa/ looks like wearing kanye west's kicks?

well if you don't know, now you know,

nigga.

>>6330704
>>6330760
>>6330761
>>6330992
>>6332059
>>6332066
>>6330896

What's up with fedorafags and their obsession with shitty facial hair? Do they think pube beards and Vote for Pedro-staches makes them look all classy and mature?

>>6332066
jesus christ. what forum is that?

>>6332074
lookin sharp

>>6332074
Lookin' good, bruv

>>6330594
Prolly a bitch who's been raped by her dad

>>6330594
W-What's wrong with board games? Not even a neckbeard but I'd rather play Pictionary or Cranium than beer pong

>>6332119

>pictionary

lol fuccnerd

>>6330776
There's someone at my college who dresses like that. He stands holding the doors open to the dining center for hours. He doesn't even work there.

>>6332122
what's the matter, do you suck at drawing?

>>6330818
I think a new disorder should be added to the autistic spectrum, just for this guy.

>>6330655
No way

>>6332136
i'm not autist i get my dick sucked instead of trying cartoons for fellow autists lol you nerd.

>>6331974
is dat you chaz bundick?

>>6332145
I get my dick sucked too, trust me, your mother is wonderful at it. There's no correlation between a person's sex life and the entertainment they prefer at parties.

>>6331168
I don't post much here, I take it this is standard /fa/ wear?
Looks good.

>>6332173
>There's no correlation between a person's sex life and the entertainment they prefer at parties.

looooooool

the life of a herby beta

>>6332173
Well, unless their sex life IS the entertainment they prefer at parties.

>>6332181
lmao you're insecure as fuck, you let the opinions of others determine what you can and can't do.

THAT is the ultimate definition of a beta.

>>6332187

looooool herb mad

go play chess with your turbonerd friends smdh

>>6330655
If the fatness, poor hygiene, fedoras, cargoshorts and sandals fail to repel all women thank God for the final safety measure that is the misogynist t-shirt.

>>6332181
>that reaction image
nice

>>6332203
yeah, pity is album is dull.

>>6332197
>I can't participate in some activities because of what others may or may not think
>I'm not insecure at all!

beta as fuck

>>6332212

looooooooool i suppose mlp is and anime is perfectly healthy too

>>6332145
I get my dick sucked for talking about how I draw cartoons for my autistic friends

>>6332217
Here are some girls I was playing board games with. They're not judgmental shallow bitches so they can enjoy things like board games

How mad are you right now, faggot? I bet you don't even have any pictures of you partying with girls.

>>6332246

2 beauts

>>6331168
samefag

>>6332256
lmao, dat damage control

/fa/ getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>6332246
Why would you post pictures of people you know on 4chan just to prove to some anonymous guy over the internet that they're wrong?

>>6332259

*puts on fedora*

I'm a metalhead, and I dress the part, and I can tell you there is nothing metal about the bottom left in OP's pic. I wish my phone wasn't broken so I could post a photo of what I look like on an average day. I actually get a lot of compliments on my "style".

Since I can't post a pic I'll just sum it up.

SUMMER GEAR:
1. black shirt, may or may not be a band shirt
2. black leather "biker" vest
3. tight fitting black denim jeans, not skinny, but more skinny than baggy, just a LITTLE loose for comfort.
4. crocodile skin belt, utility belt for carrying things, or leather belt with a buckle, I own a few belt buckles.
5. my old "combat" boots I use for work, my biker boots with eagles on the side, or just some random black high tops.

WINTER GEAR (pic related)
1. Leather jacket
2. hooded thermal and long johns under my shirt and pants to keep warm
3. same shirts
4. same pants
5. same belts
6. same boots/shoes

and yes I have long hair, but it's well kept and doesn't look like greasy virgin tier trash. I think in the end it all comes down to the person wearing the stuff, though I'll grant that everything in OP's pic is cringe-worthy.

>>6332280
>my sides when he is actually serious
they hurt so much

>>6332280
Holy fuck you better be trolling

>>6330695
He's cosplaying Dr.Grant, does not count

>>6332197

>>6332280
sshhh don't post this in /fa/ you may get hated on for not being the same special snowflake as everyone else

>>6330862
That jacket is a fucking dress on him, how does someone put this on and thinks they look good in it?

>>6332287
Yeah, I'm actually serious. You're one sided sense of fashion isn't always the only choice. There are a lot of people who can pull the look off, it just takes some effort and a little sense of style.

>>6330425
>Wow! I really like that flowery accent! Very le classy!
>Very le classy!
>le classy

wut.

>>6332316
I mean your*

>>6331052
It's not classy, but I like it

>>6332280
>>6332316
Listen, everyone thinks they are the one of the few, rare people who are actually pulling a look off. This applies to fedora wearing neckbeards and also /fa/ggots in their Roshe Runs that look like shit.

I'm fairly sure you look like pic related. To prove you don't, just post a pic. Oh I forgot;

>I wish my phone wasn't broken so I could post a photo of what I look like on an average day.

lel.

>>6330992
looks like Orlando Bloom with that fag tash

Holy fuck boys this thread reeks of summer.

this scared the living shit out of me

http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?13274-What-are-you-wearing-today&p=1627567&viewfull=1#post1627567

>>6332202
>misogynist

>>6330921
>>6332173

>your mother is wonderful at it

#REKT

>>6332334
No, I don't look like that. I can post a picture of myself without the whole get-up on. It's an older pic from when I was texting some girl or another.

Basically the only thing I have in common with the people in that pic are the leather jacket, and the long hair. I would never wear those pants, would never have embarassing facial hair (I shave every other day), and would never wear those super edgy boots. The main people I take insiration from are Scott Wino (guy in pic I posted) and Lemmy, sometimes with a dash of Fenriz. I'm not attractive, but I don't look like a monster and am in pretty decent shape. Ignore my ugly babby face I'm in my mid 20s.

>>6330714
not sure if small torso or obnoxiously high waist trousers...

>>6332422
Get a haircut, hippie.

>>6332422
You look like Michael Myers from the Halloween movies.

>>6332436
I'm not a hippie.
>>6332440
Sorry. I know my face isn't attractive, but I'm not insecure about it.

And yeah, my phone is actually broken, it got sweat-lodged last week when I was in Texas for a music fest.

>>6330912
>new to this whole fashion thing
oh god

>>6332422
no girl wants a guy with hair like that
im convinced guys dont even want guys with hair like that
you're not gonna want to cut it
and you'll hate it when you do
but you won't regret it

>>6332422

Y U NO MAN BUN ?!

>>6332475
I know plenty of girls who love my hair. Yes, I know a lot of girls don't dig long hair on men, but there are a lot of girls who do, namely in the underground punk and metal scene, which is very, very large where I live. Getting girls isn't hard.

>>6332422
Fuck I'm a girl and I'd love to have your hairs but seriously try a man bun maybe

>>6332475
This guy doesn't lie. I had hair like that, then I got it cut, and I had girls flirting with me all the time, and I'm close to having a girlfriend. Don't consider her my girlfriend right now since we haven't gone out or anything yet.

>>6331098
this is not bad. The guys look badass enough to pull hats off.

>>6332246
How can I be more like you?

>>6331126
roll up the sleeves

>>6332488
>>6332493
I know I'll probably get shit for this, but what's a man bun?

>>6332498
i've dated girls like that
it seems cool at first but its awful

>>6332499
Trust me, my hair doesn't get in the way of me getting girls. Like I said, I know a lot of girls who cream over my hair. I don't fuck them all, but I've scored with several of them, and my hair is my most often complemented thing by women when randomly meeting people. It really depends on who you hang out with, I guess. I hang out with a lot of chicks who are into punk and metal, and the chicks who are into that stuff generally prefer or are indifferent to long hair on men. And assuming is actually a girl, there's even one in this thread.>>6332493

>>6332300

>>6332527
And furthermore, I actually get more attention from girls now than I did when my hair was short.

>>6332504

>>6332549
Oh, yeah, I could do that I guess.

>>6332509
Spend less time on /fa/.

>>6332527
Keep your long hair. These faggots trying to regulate things have no idea what they're talking about. It's all about developing a style that suits who you are.

Besides, Rick Owens has long hair

>>6332533
What if I told you bitching about bitching about shitposting was also shitposting?

>>6332503
Yeah that's what I was thinking when I took the photo. It's amazing to think that there are people out there who don't know what a neckbeard is, people who don't spend all their time online, so they're not aware of any stigma associated with those hats?

Must feel blissful.

>>6332583

>>6332527
it's because your hair is the only interesting part of you. Shorter hair would only just accentuate your weak facial aesthetics. your hair is really shiny, smooth, and luscious though. it looks well taken care of unlike a lot of other neckbeards who think they can pull it off or is even detrimental to them since it keeps so much grease it begins to give them acne since they have no other beauty routine to prevent it.

NxTLvL Steam Punk core

>>6332591
ignorance sure is bliss.

This guy could actually look pretty good if he'd lose the hat.

>>6332603
Yeah, I don't disagree with you. My face is straight up meh, nothing worthy of note. I do have a lot of charisma though, which helps. And I know no one here will believe it, but a lot of people have complimented me on my fashion sense. It's definitely against the grain, especially here of all places, but while I'M not saying I pull it off, I've been told I pull if off well enough.

>>6330461
>>6330485
I flex nike socks all the time
They're good to add a sporty side to my outfit
Plus the little minimalist swoosh peeking out from the top of high tops just looks cool

>>6332619
could be a bartender at some speakeasy

>>6332619
>matching pocket square to tie
>stay plen

>>6332619
Nothing wrong with it.

>>6331203
One of those clip mics on you and the girl, with subtitles for what the guy's saying?

get that money motherfucker

>>6332608
>Van Pelt from Jumanji

>>6332608
Is that Scooby dressed as Van Pelt...

>>6330844
...just like reddit!
one massive hugbox echo chamber

>>6332422
Dude, try out the man bun. It might look cool and it will give you extra style points. Just do it, faggot.

>>6332246
>filename: Tsisters
HAHAHA MY SIDES

bump

>>6332849
what is so funny about that?

this post really got me

>>6331188
that sounds really extravagant
do you film the reactions sometimes
they'd better be good

>>6330770
theres a guy like that where i live
in his 50s or 60 or something
always wears the same suit every day, fits about the same as that one, but its like super wrinkly, less crisp material and a kind of beige colour

>>6332619
I dont see the difference between this guy and a few others.....
like the guys
>>6330652
>>6330738
>>6330770
>>6330896
>>6330992

Is the joke for the others like the guy going for coffee, that they say funny things or that they have ugly faces and bad fitting clothes?
Sorry, I dont browse this board much at all other than for the guides so I dont get what the "in" fashion thing is.

But the guy in a suit would look just out of place outside as >>6331168

>>6333705
this one >>6331168, yes, would look out of place but only in a good sense.
this one >>6332619 (besides the hat) is well fitting, especially compared to the others and would look passable (for some kind of event)

>>6333716
okay so the joke is just the clown hat and ill fitting clothes, I thought this board didn't like formal wear and only crazy niche fashion or some other

>>6333735
the 'joke' is that they wear these out-of-era outfits for every day activities

>>6333740
>every day activities

So they're all like the coffee store sperg?

>>6333762
I don't know but from the few i've seen here I'd assume so

>>6331168
>Kasson
Holy shit I live kind of close to that guy

>>6330652
>http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?13274-What-are-you-wearing-today/page2024

>>6330655
I inhaled in a low-volume shriek.

Holy shit this thread has instilled butthurt in me for fedoras. Why do people want to look like they are dressed for a 1930s play?

>>6331533
The stuff that /fa/gs are wearing looks almost as bad, and nearly as autistic/maladjusted.

>>6332074
Yeah, that looks good.

It turned a below-average looking guy with a creepy leer into a less bad looking guy with a creepy leer offset by cool shoes.

>>6332475

I used to have long hair, manbun even

I miss it, but I don't have the patience to grow it back again.

Also, bitches be like
>can I play with your hair?

>>6330425

>mfw I saw a guy exactly like the top pic but with a gamer headphone instead of a fedora

>>6332374
He looks sexually dangerous

>>6330761
This guy is going for a full Nietzsche!

>>6332619
>>6330652
>>6330655
Like 99% of looking good, it all comes down to the fits. If you are going to be a neck beard, have good fits. Then you will actually look like a... well I have no idea what exactly these people want to look like, but they will look like it.

>>6333792
lol'd

oh god the fucking binoculars killed me

>>6334863
Okay, this is getting fucking ridiculous. I never thought that I'd get rustled by this aspie circlejerk at the Le Classy Gents Lounge but good God. It's a mixture of rage and a top lel.

>>6334803
What's the problem. He's middle aged and dressed appropriately for his age and social status.

>>6334863
just the description of that outfit is horrendous

>>6334863
Uhm, show the outfit?

I said "fucking what?" as I read through the colour combo out loud. White on green on blue with brown tie and red braces.

>>6332737
That's what I thought too

>>6334899
>>6334899

>2classy4u

still in bits over the binocs srsly

>>6334941

and with the jacket

>>6334944
christ

>>6334941
>>6334944
take your hat off inside dumbass. soo le not classy lmfao.

>>6331351
leeds?

>>6334941
Horry shit wtf your crescent moon shaped eyes

You're way too fat, chub is pushing out from all sides of your vest and shit chinos.

Shoes are cheap, and if pictures probably dont match

Too much crap with the fucking lame faggot thing on your stomach. Why even draw attention? Like a belly ring piercing on a fat latina rachet ho with her belly hanging out from a crop top

The red, you think its cool to have color. Its even more displaced than your 3' cock

White jacket is even more off, icing on your fat sugar sweet autistic ice cream cake

The term "keep it simple stupid" applies to try hard autist fat gook fucks like you.

You now gave us permission to save your failure of a fit and harass you with ever repost we use it as a meme of what not to do

>>6332430
IKTF
I'm 180.5cm
and up to the top of my pelvis is 108cm

I don't have high estrogen or a childbearing pelvis or anything.

My H:S ratio is better than that of most guys.

I just have really long legs.

>>6330697
>http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?13274-What-are-you-wearing-today/page2024

>>6334941
The way you put your thumb in the pocket dear god kill him now

>>6334863
They arn't binoculars they're theatre-glasses

>>6334974

not sure if serious

>>6334974
>You're way too fat, chub is pushing out from all sides of your vest and shit chinos.
meh, not really
he looks a bit stocky, but I think it's just the vest

still an absolute fucking mess

>>6334981
I'm almost ashamed of owning Clubmasters because of this cunt

dont fuk with me m7

>not flaunting at the grocery store

plebs

>tfw no gf

>dis fuckin nigga

>>6331974
Is that a brood cap?

>>6332608

>>6330714
Granddadcore: it has begun.

If granddadcore involves this, I'm IN.

>>6332074
our jeans usually fit better