/fa/ - Fashion

Apparently everything is douchey and you're not allowed to wear clothes.

That list is super annoying.

I was under the impression that everyone on /fa/ was aware they were a complete douche but didn't care nonetheless.

You people don't actually believe that when you spend this much time deliberating over your clothes that normal people will respect you, do you?

>>6326452

i dont get it, couldnt you say the same thing about any high fashion clothing, why sneakers? but ya that was dumb

agree with a about 40
5 are depending on the situation
disagree with the rest

but overall 5/5 bretty gud list

>tfw genuinely don't wear any of the things on this list

>>6326490

because even high fashion sneakers look cheap

>>6326500

upon browsing the website for about 40 seconds i'm less proud of this fact

>>6326452
bretty gud list honestly

The fact that a lot of douches wear a garment does not mean that the garment is inherently douchey.

Also, seems more like a list of "clothes I hate" or fashion mistakes rather than actual douchy clothing items

>DONT WEAR CLOTHES OR YOU ARE A LAME
safe to say those niggas over there dont look good in clothes

What the fuck is up with the rendering of this site? Why is everything a script-laden piece of shit now? It's a list; I just want to read it. Fuck modern web design.

Nothing is quite as low on the practicality totem pole as an attractive girlfriend. The douchebags who date them can try their hardest to justify this insane 'person' with claims of quality, but at the end of the day, women are pretty much all made the same way and are comprised of the same exact ingredients: skin, bones and internal organs. the douche who dates attractive women does not want you to know this.

He associates clothing with stereotypes in order to disparage the clothing; it's a straw man list.

90% of this list is correct.

>>6326571
But most of the items themselves objectively look like shit.

>>6326576
yeah, 90% is on point, it's just things like raws or high end sneakers where he basically says 'it doesn't look bad, but I dont have it because of price or comfort'

I actually agree with most of what he said but his overly aggressive writing style and the shitty conclusions he jumps to (as well as his terrible explanations for them) make me hate him regardless.

Whoever wrote this has some serious self-esteem issues.

>>6326576
I agree, but he comes off as annoying.

>>6326538
I've noticed this design trend a lot recently. I assume it's specifically just to increase ad revenue. It's obnoxious.

>>6326471
Welcome to /fa/

>>6326538

this. so much. can lists just be on a single page again, please, internet? i'm sick of having to click all the fucking time to just read a top 50

>be naked
>not a douche
but
>be /fit/ and naked
>douche
the moral of the story is be a fat naked neckbeard and you're good

>>6326563
90% of 50 is 48, right? And 50 - 48 is 2, right?
So that means you like all the clothes on this list except for two of them. So you like at least one of the following:
Crocs, shutter shades, or fedoras.
Which one is it?

>don't buy pre-ripped jeans, you must wear raws and get them ripped
yeah, you're right, except maybe for julius ripped jeans, but who cares.
>don't buy raws, let alone selvedge.
Uh..What jeans should I buy then? True Religion?

Most of list is okay. Some items are retarded. What kind of tees am I supposed to wear if almost all are considered bad?

the last few items are clearly shots fired at fairly recent growing "high fashion" trends

I like deep v's or henleys

this site is for douches

>>6326673
They could at least have the list respond to keyboard arrow key presses or swipes, but this site is a fucking joke

http://four-pins.com/author/jakew/

top fucking lel

http://four-pins.com/style/hedi-slimane-officially-becomes-a-poser/

He insulted Hedi...Is he retarded or just wants to get extra views?

>>6326741
>http://four-pins.com/author/jakew/
this guy is pretentious as fuk lol

>>6326757
He's clearly a thirsty ass /fa/ggot who's trying to garner views/reads with a few subtle attempts at baiting us.

>>6326762
Obvious linkbaiting. Stop giving this guy views.

>>6326773
Welp, I just blocked four-pins via my hosts file.
Probably the best decision of the hour.

Fucking third rate hypebeast/highsnobiety rip off. And I fucking despise those sites.

At least that shithole of a site managed over two paragraphs for once, even if it is appallingly written.

Jesus, how massively asspained is this dude?

>Popularized by Colonel Sanders (I think), seersucker was long one of the staples of Southern Gentleman, looking to remain elegant and relaxed during the brutal summer months. And yet, somewhere along the line, douchebags decided that simply wearing seersucker, regardless of their debauchery, made them a respectable man.

Sounds like some yank is just jelly of Southern seersucker-sporting alphas.

At least he didn't use the word "hipster".

>>6326837
the author is clearly a white, pasty, nerdy yank, who's a closet wigger

>all this shit spewed
>no fits posted

>>6326452
Meh, he's the kind of guy who was bullied in schools and then he became angry with the world and everyone that doesn't wear the type of clothes that he wear is a douchebag, when in fact the douchebag is himself.
I agree with some stuff on the list, tho

He says that who uses high-fashion sneakers are douchebags because of the price in it, but still he would pay 140$ for a little bag to carry candies http://four-pins.com/style/finally-an-excuse-to-eat-snacks-from-your-childhood/

top lel

>>6326847
he really is

http://jakewoolf.tumblr.com/

https://twitter.com/_JakeWoolf

>>6326925
That filename haha

>>6326925
not as bad as I imagined, tbh

26/50 are true

>>6326925
TALKS ABOUT SELVEDGE DENIM WEARS SELVEDGE DENIM FUCKING FAG.

>>6326977
maybe he's a self-hating douche

>>6326925
He doesn't even have to try.

He already looks like a douchebag. A manlet one at that.

>that awkward leg pant fold

is the nigga fuckin serious

I bet the author makes the posts hating on leather jackets
>pic related

>distressed denim is douchey
>raw, non-distressed denim is also douchey

>>6327479
I think he's saying bragging about your raw selvadge is douche-y, as if you have to justify the price of your denim by educating everyone about it.

>>6327473
you can tell how much of a pleb he is by the all caps "THOUSAND"
it's like a 12 year old who screams around and needs to tell everyone that there are things that cost more money than he has
nobody forces you to buy anything you fucking retard

Most of the list was bullshit.

The things that definitely deserve to be on that list are:
- shutter shades
- oversized scarfs
- big logo polos
the rest can be worn in many ways that are totally acceptable, with the deep-neck tee being kind of borderline

>Flip Flops on men not on the list
shiggedi diggedi

>>6327539
>oversized scarfs
>implying

>>6327539
>fedoras can be worn in many ways that are totally acceptable

>>6327548
at least not exactly "douchy".
I've seen people wear fedoras in acceptable ways. Acceptable doesn't mean displaying good taste or fashionable, not in this context anyway.

>>6327543
I like wearing flip flops. What else am I supposed to wear on very hot summer days? I don't want my socks/shoes to start stinking because of sweat when I'm out all day.

>>6327564
this is everyone who has ever worn a fedora

>>6327580
no

>>6327571

Tabi

>>6327571

Huaraches

>>6327580
I don't seem to understand your argument.
Please elaborate some more, your thoughts appear rather confused to me.

I feel like the author is really jealous that people will drop a couple hundred on an article of clothing.

>>6326452
well that was a nice waste of several minutes.

It's just "here are things that I don't like, some of which genuinely looks bad, and I find ridiculous because I'm poor and don't realize that there are different cultures/styles apart from hoodies, t-shirts, and "normal" jeans and shoes. I also don't take the time to let the person's personality determine if they're worth my time, the clothes do all the talking."

>>6327586

>>6327586
good birthing hips

>>6327632

el oh el

>>6327631
>being this mad

This guy just sounds like a cynical, hateful dick. I doubt he has many friends.

>fleece zip ups
wow okay these are incredibly inoffensive. My dad wears them, and I do too when out in the woods
>toe shoes
Using them for anything but exercise is dumb as hell, but they're not inherently douchey

>fashion parody tees
can be funny given the right circumstances. Your average pleb won't get the joke anyways

>seersucker trousers
wow wtf I don't even have an argument for this.

>5 panels
wut

>trucker hats
wut

>manpris
given the right outfit, they can look really good

>college shirts
inoffensive as hell everyone has one

>raw denim
ok sorry some people like having quality denim. his argument is completely invalid after like 3 wears anyways.

>high fashion sneaks
his argument is retarded. The quality of the components don't compare at all, and generally they are put together much better than a pair of beaters. wtf

>>6327716
>cutting too close to home

>>6327728
>ill cut you close to your hoe

>>6327728
I just picked out the ones I thought were especially stupid.

>>6326538
more page views = more ad money

>>6327717
>http://four-pins.com/style/the-50-douchiest-clothing-items-of-all-time/

Yes, he likely is.

He's also right.

And yes, he doesn't have many friends.

But the ones he has are probably ubermensch.

>>6326452
I have to agree with the leather jacket part. All leather jackets--high end and low end--are incredibly douchey. Only douche bags wear leather jackets. Not only are leather jackets douchey, they are stupid looking and goofy.

Although I don't agree with some of the items he listed, the author hit the nail on the head regarding leather jackets. Also:
Leather jackets are autistic. They just look awful. Leather jackets are pretty much costume wear. You might as well wear a clown outfit, because no one is going to take you seriously when you wear a leather jacket. You probably think you look like Marlon Brando, but the truth is that you don't. You actually look like a nerd that is trying to look badass when wearing a leather jacket.
My advice: Leather jackets. Dont wear 'em. Why shouldn't you wear them? They look like shit. All. The. Time. Get real. Stop trying to look cool, because you are not cool and you are not a badass. Wear something else that looks good and doesn't make you look stupid.
The truth is, leather jackets never look good. You should never wear a leather jacket. They are pretty much the fedora-level jackets. Let me tell you one thing. You will look autistic when you wear a leather jacket. Again, never wear a leather jacket. They look like shit.

>>6326452
I like that they picked a Bills Jersey as the most douche article of clothing

>>6327863
You are so dogged - I respect your tenacity.
But it's still a classic garment that'll be worn ages after we're both in the ground.

>>6326484
nice

based sticky admin here.
i wrote a script to steal the images/text from that shitty list so you can read it all on one page. it's not as pretty, but it's 1000x better to read IMO

tuxbell.com/whatnottowear

>>6327957
this is cool my dude
make this the bg

100% agree with that picture.

Only things I disagree with:

>Raw Selvedge Denim
>Pocket Squares (they're fine if they're not too flashy and worn appropriately)

Other than that, yep, I hate everything on there.

>>6327957

>whatnottowear
>raw selvedge

I lol'd

>>6328028
just going with the theme of the article mang

shitty tiled rick background added

>>6327473
>you can't wear something that is functional unless you are using it for that function

what a fucking douche

There is probably a reason i haven't heard of this site until now
some of these are really stupid
>seersucker pants
>varsity jackets
>luxury underwear
>raw denim
>sandals

as for a couple others i don't think he's really considering all the possibilities for the garment
>fur coats
i don't think theres many things more BA than a wealthy person rocking a fur coat going out to the opera/symphony/ballet
>oversized belt buckles
the picture he even uses is a trophy buckle. When a rider wins a contest at the rodeo he wears the buckle at rodeo events
>pocket squares
obviously if you're wearing a pocket silk you have a blazer or suit on, the issue is when you're not dressed appropriately for the situation which has more to deal with than a pocket square

>author has a problem with killing animals for fur
>author doesn't have a problem with killing animals for leather

>not using the superior version

>>6327590
w2c

>Of course, there are still appropriate ways to wear a fedora
>there are ways to wear a fedora
LEL

>>6328117
lmao

>>6327593
Where to cop Tabi without the split toe?

Four Pins is normally pretty good, but like any site like that, the writers will be writing anally produced clickbait to meet a deadline. Blame Arianna Huffington.

>>6328538

sousouus dot com

cop a full japanese fisherman outfit while you're there

not trolling shit is comfycore as fuck

>>6326452
Some of his points are good, majority of it (even though the majority is rather obvious), but very questionable things said such as the Fedora, Suspenders, raw denim (i don't even like raws that much, but he seems biased), Tank tops... I don't know. It's entertaining rather than informative, which is the point I guess.

>five finger shoes
those things are fucking awesome, obv you don't wear them to a fucking white tie event or some shit, but I'd get some if they were cheap
>suspenders
wat
>Espadrilles
I have no problem with this
>Aviators
Eat shit, some people can still pull them off
>Crocs
Good for wearing around the house or putting in a backpack in case you need a spare set of shoes to tread water in
>wifebeaters
Also known as TANK TOPS or SLEEVELESS T-SHIRTS
I have no problem with this. It's 100 fucking degrees right now.
>Carabiner keychains
Practical is a bad thing now? o...okay
>Tank tops
See: wifebeaters

Pretty much everything else I agree with, but the author's a douche. This is some cracked-level doucebag "journalism" that's all too common on the internet.

2/10 for making me respond, nothing to see here, etc

>>6328680

2/10 for making me respond, nothing to see here, etc

I compare nice cloths to cheap cloths to steak and hamburger are both cow but steak is much much better than burger. There is also expensive steak and cheap steak.

>>6327790
This is why you use adblock.

>>6327548
>- big logo polos
what if you are cuban, or old?

>>6326484
Neat

>>tfw when shorts and suit not acceptable
b-b-b-but i am Thom Browne

>>6329193
there's also expensive mince and cheap mince...

>>6327547
xerxes?