/fa/ - Fashion

>>6260870
>"ah well, i try. it's nothing like your clothes though!"
then let her mouth diarrhea take the subject onwards.

W-well i like bad b-bitches thats my fucking problem and y-yeah i like to fuck i got a fucking p-p-problem

pls raf owens

You explain fashion to her as it appeals to you

A bitch that wants to sit and listen to you explain something probably likes you fyi

>>6260870
You don't talk about fashion or even acknowledge the fact that you are interested in it.

talk about shit they would like

girls tend to love houses like balenciaga, givenchy, and prada because they make lots of accessories

>>6260870
>Well, I'm not actually into fashion per se, I just spend a lot of time on the internet making fun of people who dress poorly, repeating barely intelligible phrases to no end, and spending money on nice things that are only slightly ahead of the curve in an attempt to improve my appearance rather than my ability to be a competent human being.

take out my phone and make a thread about it on /fa/.

Spill your spaghetti on expensive kicks when you go shopping with her

>>6260882

R-rick owens r-raf simmons, u-u-usally what i'm d-dressed in

>>6260870
>she notices I'm in fashion
how does this happen? are you wearing some next level fit?

>>6260893
i wish somebody would update that

>>6260939
it's not very old afaik

>>6260896
>implying you can fit spaghetti in your rick pants if you're already caring a book and a passport and a sandwich

>tfw girls don't talk to you

>>6260888
this but tone it down a bit, you don't want to barrage her with so much. talk about why you like it and what it is for you concisely then if she wants to hear more then go ahead

>>6260870
well, rick owens and raf simons is usually what im dressed in


say something like that

>>6260980
also called her a fuccgrill and enquire on whether or not she is located in london
if things go well, ask to see the back

>well, i'm interested in fashion not mainly as a way of dressing nicely, but as a hobby and fascination. I find it fantastic people can design clothing that can represent other people's tastes.

>>6261001
Fuck I hate what this board has become

btw you arent /fa/ if you dont have this memorised for every time a basic bitch gives you a 'compliment'

You ignorant goddamn cunt. Do you have any idea how much fucking time and effort goes into my deciding what to wear each and every day? No, you don't because your stupid whore mind could not possibly understand all of the immaculate details placed on the works of art I put on my body. Reducing the level of talent it takes to carefully select only the best garments to fit my particular aesthetic from thousands of blogs, forums, web stores, and conflicting opinions from fashion writers to one simple statement insults me, the designer, and the entire world of fashion. Where can you possibly find the audacity to spout such a pedestrian comment without first examining the real purpose of the garment and understanding the statement it makes? You should have at least inquired about the designer or the material used in constructing this fabric sculpture before daring to give your opinion. But you didn't. What nerve to inflict your taste upon me with such a trite little comment. I have spent years refining my tastes to better myself and to learn to appreciate the world of clothing design, and it sure as shit was not so that one day some bubbly slut would accost me and say that I look something as banal as 'you look nice'; You spend years scouring the internet and traveling the globe to understand the different styles, meanings, and personalities that each line offers before you think you have the fucking right to offer me your irrelevant opinion. I know more about clothing and fashion than you ever will you insolent shit. I suggest you stop embarrassing yourself now, go back to your pathetic closet, and examine what it really means to wear clothing.

>>6261030
>fake geos and dick slims

r u a grill xD

>>6261040
You ignorant goddamn cunt. Do you have any idea how much fucking time and effort goes into my deciding what to wear each and every day? No, you don't because your stupid whore mind could not possibly understand all of the immaculate details placed on the works of art I put on my body. Reducing the level of talent it takes to carefully select only the best garments to fit my particular aesthetic from thousands of blogs, forums, web stores, and conflicting opinions from fashion writers to one simple statement insults me, the designer, and the entire world of fashion. Where can you possibly find the audacity to spout such a pedestrian comment without first examining the real purpose of the garment and understanding the statement it makes? You should have at least inquired about the designer or the material used in constructing this fabric sculpture before daring to give your opinion. But you didn't. What nerve to inflict your taste upon me with such a trite little comment. I have spent years refining my tastes to better myself and to learn to appreciate the world of clothing design, and it sure as shit was not so that one day some bubbly slut would accost me and say that I look something as banal as '>fake geos and dick slims'; You spend years scouring the internet and traveling the globe to understand the different styles, meanings, and personalities that each line offers before you think you have the fucking right to offer me your irrelevant opinion. I know more about clothing and fashion than you ever will you insolent shit. I suggest you stop embarrassing yourself now, go back to your pathetic closet, and examine what it really means to wear clothing.

>"tell me about that"
is this a fucking job interview?

>>6261050
You ignorant goddamn cunt. Do you have any idea how much fucking time and effort goes into my deciding what to wear each and every day? No, you don't because your stupid whore mind could not possibly understand all of the immaculate details placed on the works of art I put on my body. Reducing the level of talent it takes to carefully select only the best garments to fit my particular aesthetic from thousands of blogs, forums, web stores, and conflicting opinions from fashion writers to one simple statement insults me, the designer, and the entire world of fashion. Where can you possibly find the audacity to spout such a pedestrian comment without first examining the real purpose of the garment and understanding the statement it makes? You should have at least inquired about the designer or the material used in constructing this fabric sculpture before daring to give your opinion. But you didn't. What nerve to inflict your taste upon me with such a trite little comment. I have spent years refining my tastes to better myself and to learn to appreciate the world of clothing design, and it sure as shit was not so that one day some bubbly slut would accost me and say that I look something as banal as '>fake geos and dick slims'; You spend years scouring the internet and traveling the globe to understand the different styles, meanings, and personalities that each line offers before you think you have the fucking right to offer me your irrelevant opinion. I know more about clothing and fashion than you ever will you insolent shit. I suggest you stop embarrassing yourself now, go back to your pathetic closet, and examine what it really means to wear clothing.

>>6261050
You are a fucking idiot. People like you are the reason why 4chan is so shit. You say horrid things like that over the internet and don't understand how much it hurts to be told that. I have suffered with depression since I was 7 years old and have been bullied for 13 years in school and now I get bullied online! People like you should be the ones to fucking die because when you say things like that to people like me we DO hurt and sometimes we DO hurt ourselves. If I ever met you in real life I would have my boyfriend kill you because he is the best thing to happen in my life and knows how much of cunts you people on the internet are. In realitys you are pusses who are self conciouse about yourself which is why you say these things. Rant over, you lose internet troll.

>>6261100
Tell me fa, is this a copypasta?

Captcha: uidBACK and

>>6260959

>>6261184
Having officially seen this for the second time - yes

>>6261184
yes...

>>6260959
>dat book
>dat passport
>dat sandwich
oh god my sides, RICK HELP ME

>>6261030
I recorded that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QIyurDtfJO

>>6261184
yeah but it actually started here

you talk about clothes? the shit you like?

think of it like making a post on /fa/ only you're saying it out loud

actually scratch that OP I'm sure all you know how to say is "post a fit fuccboi" and "w2c shoes like Rick Owens but for $100?"

>>6261528
fucking lost it when you started getting really loud and at "I have spent years"
but then you said "benal" and not "baynal" and it kinda ruined it

>>6261637
Think of it as irony.

"(insert current day of the week) is Dress Like A Gay Guy Day, didn't you know?"

Then start making fun of the ugly clothes other guys always wear (eg. Monster hoodies, baggy cargo shorts, running shoes, dad jeans, etc.)

yeah OP I'm sure all the bitches want to hear you talk about your latest cops from zara lmao

>>6261675
this but only if she's cool with gay jokes. Definitely make fun of stupid stuff guys in your region wear though. bitches love making fun of others.

>>6261528
this is too good

>>6261675
you will just sound like a pretentious twat
(if that was serious advice)

>Girl asks about your hobbies
>F-fashion I guess, I s-spend a lot of money on it
>"Oh..."
>"I can't really tell"
>tfw wearing at least $700 worth of gear but no one notices

>>6261738
>not entering every room like that

>>6261688
lmao good 1 m8

have u talked to the fuccers that work there? fukkn hell most pretentious fucktards if i ever came across 1 i swear m8

>>6261528

omg

my life

>>6261750
>$700
stay pleb fuccboi

>>6261738
Sauce?

>talkking to girl
>so anon, what are your hobbies?
>I like f-fashion...
>what are you gay or something?
>n-no..

>>6261750
>you're wearing at least $700 worth of gear but no one notices
>not wearing $1,200 rick owens geobaskets with $700 raf simons pullover

>>6261785
"watching sports"
"working out"
"running"

what is wrong with you
mention fashun after if you can't justify it to someone

>>6261792
>"watching sports"
>"working out"
>"running"

bitch being basic af near me shit

>>6260968
>tfw im always the first to initiate the conversation with any girl
>only the other way around with girls i dont like

hold me

i cannot deny it anymore
reading this thread...
/fa/ is such an awful board

>>6261100

I'm posting, lurking, and monitoring 9 different threads right now, you fucking one-dimensional monkey. Stop criticizing people smarter than you.

>>6261864
Get out, we don't want any Negative Nancys
Sad Sallys
Debbie Downers
Nanna Nihilist

>>6260870
just talk like douche bro, dont talk gay queer shit and say you like looking good and while you point to a stupid looking fag and say not like that fucking faggot.

>>6261885
and punch him in the nuts, drink a beer and smoke a cig, i bet you will be banging that pussy asap.

trust me bro i pull this shit all the time and i smoke while driving my bike chicks love that shit, yesterday i was on campus on my cb theres this traffic line and i was behind this red vw jetta and see theres this hot chick while in line i notice she was watching me smoke in the rear view mirror and smile and she starts touching her hair and and she slow down in the curb and pulls over tell her to park she gets on my bike got to my bros apartment and bang

>>6261901
would cop that bike

>>6261884
>Nanna Nihilist
OHOHOHO