/fa/ - Fashion

>>6240592

I have this exact guitar (not my photo tho)

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Fender Blues Jr. Tweed, with Jensen speaker

DOD FX90 analog delay

Leila PulseTrem (dual channel analog tremolo)

Dwarfcraft Total Spack Vibes (dual channel totally evil analog overdrive)

I like to think it's a fashionable setup

bass is beta as fuck. heroin is the most /fa/ instrument (of self-destruction).

>>6240609
7ender is the most /fa/ guitar company.

>>6240613

great post really clever use of (parentheses) :3

>>6240592

you goofed up

>>6240628
I admit rickenbackers are /fa/ as fuck but I wouldn't ever want one

This is my 2nd bass (I have a 3rd but it's a total piece of shit which I defretted for a bit of a lel)

>>6240637

Looks slick, I like. Reminds me of Schecter

singing is the most /fa/

Thinking of copping an ESP eclipse II

Coordination is very important.

>>6240673

ok buddy

>>6240693
cool another bro with a guitar. can you play wonderwall?

Fuck guitars, everyone and their mother has a guitar.

Id say the only effay instruments at this point are jazz trumpet, grand piano and violin if youre female.
I cant say I play a /fa/ instrument myself since I play drums, but id like to learn piano.

bass is pretty fa/ just look at pete wentz.

Turntablist here. Been at it for years.

>>6240701
>and violin if your female

im a du am i le effy usd 2 b gud @it 2

>>6240709
always wondered wtf you lads do

went to a dj society meeting to see what the craic was

they were pushing this button in a rhythm called the sync button

i was like why

they were doing all this shit and it had no audible effect on the music

why is it even a thing

piano

>>6240701
>jazz trumpet
>grand piano
do fuk off m8

>>6240724
>common club itunes clickers
>comparable to turntablists
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmw1iIXjlFE

not even him, but please watch this.

>>6240724
lmfao omfg
lmfao
serious burns m8

don't play as much as i used to

>>6240792

Trumpet and piano are far better than guitar.
Just look at all the fags who boast about being able to play stairway to heaven or nothing else matters.

Now compare those to the guy whos playing piano at that cool lounge party or the nigger who plays trumpet in an underground jazz club.
EFFAY AD INFINITUM

>>6240828
>underground jazz club
jesus fucking christ what.

>Trumpet and piano are far better than guitar
that wasn't my point at all.

guitars arent /fa/ you fucking losers.

i bet you're all that fucking guy at high school parties who whipped his poorly tuned acoustic to play coldplay songs

learn the cello

>>6240724
I guess scratching's a pretty discrete & superfluous thing until you get into it. It's a lot like being a percussionist. There are hundreds of techniques and patterns to learn, routines to build. It's really fun, but it's not easy - It took me at least a year to begin sounding passable.

I don't know anything about CD turntables, Traktor and the rest of it. Watching the art of beat-matching begin to go the way of the dodo has been disappointing, to say the least.

>>6240724
edit to add - they were probably trying to beat match the tempo by hand, thus getting a read on whatever the current track's tempo is, or matching the machine to it. This process is always a soundless one.
Many times, the only audible effect is the mix itself. Keeping a mix going can require constant fine tuning.

>>6240851
cellos/violins are un-/fa/ as fuck.
playing it makeds you look like an over emotional fuccboi

open sound synthesis enviroments.

I hate all of you fucking poseurs so fucking much

>>6240851
Bassfag here

Would love to learn the cello, I listen to a lot of orchestral music and it's been in so much great music, esp the Beatles

I love the movie 'Departures', one of my favourites

The horn is the most effay by far. It's not only the hardest instrument to play, but it also sounds majestic as fuck.

>>6241166
*le euphoric atheist face

>>6241173
he's right tho

>>6240972
Who's posing? Maybe it's possible that people play instruments?

>>6240851
>>6241166
French horn and cello are masterrace. They are the same sort of instrument for their class (string v brass) - the deep, rich and developed sound tops errything.
Runners up: piano, violin, harp, mandolin

The skin flute is undoubtedly the most /fa/ musical instrument.
Not only that, no other instrument brings the sheer pleasure that playing the skin flute brings.

Is my bass /fa/?

Is my band /fa/?

https://soundcloud.com/swag-ninja/my-neighbor

With a fuckload of fx pedals.

if i had room for one i would buy a steinway
they're cheap around here on craigslist

i only like sunburst guitars for some reason

>>6241768
nice walmart art

>>6241724
"Sick fx" won't make up for your shit playing

Try doing something other than I-IV-V kek

>>6241724
That is sexy, damn.

>>6241772
B-But muh OPN Sound.

Personally I'd need to master the keyboard before I'd actually invest in a synth and I agree with you.

Alternatively, I'd choose this.

>>6241724
Used to have one of those at college, played around with it loads even though some of the contacts were broke and it took about ten minutes to warm up fully lol

the pads it could make were fucking gorgeous, vangelis sawtoothey ones... mhm mhm

>>6240851
Can't agree with you more. The people who are part of the classical music scene are so fucking fa. They sometimes dress poorly but but have the most fa personalities. My symphony conductor for three years was such a bad ass.

He dropped out of high school in Argentina because he was smarter than the teachers, had to decide between violin and nuclear physics, went to the Moscow Conservatory of Music, and moved to the US to teach. He still teaches but plays around the world and invites his international friends to play in the US. He also knows Russian, English, Spanish, and Japanese which he taught to himself. He also has meets so many wealthy people that he goes out drinking with. These people also pay for his violin and some of his travel.

>you guys and your poor people music
>guitars and synthesizers
Any person and afford a "fancy" fender guitar. Not everyone can afford a multiple k cello.
All the wealthy and intelligent people play classical music. There is nothing more fa than hanging out on the weekends in a million dollar house with its own grand piano and stage, listening to a Argentinian violinist and Russian pianists who are playing a preview for there upcoming concert.

Y'all jealous or my classical music friends.

this thread reminds me of why i reflexively hate fans of classical music. not classical itself, just the fans.

>>6241950
its the faggots that act all high and mighty cause they listen to classical music, despite being metal heads a years ago that you hate.
Actual classical musicians are some of the coolest people I've ever known. And nobody who actually knows and plays classical music calls themselves a classical music fan.

Nice bro
Fender Jazz Bass is awesome
I'm envious

>>6241982
to be quite honest, i dislike everyone who tries to use things they simply like to consume, but have no hand in actually making, as a point of elitism.

>>6241939
i live in a million dollar home....its in socal so it isn't that big or even nice

nice fantasy, all the wealthier people i know here in socal are "plebs"

one of the most wealthy guys i knew from high school is making a great living doing SFX for katy perry and maroon 5 with some side jobs here and there dotandeffects company name

Violins/fiddles.
Saxophone.
Actual piano, not "my parents made me take lessons as a kid and I can still kinda play Fur Elise and Stairway."
Anything exotic or unusual (eg erhu, musical saw, theremin)
Macbook, wielded well (it's undeniable – electronic music is the thing right now, and I would be surprised if it doesn't supplant the traditional idiom with as much effect as the Baroque covered over everything before it. )
SL-1200 II

>>6242004
but I do have a hand in consuming. the violinist is one of my teachers.

>>6242013
contrast yourself with >>6241939 and >>6240851

>>6242004
>>6242013
i mean i have a hand in making

>>6242018
what? those are two different posters and he is my conductor. I don't take private lessons from him.

>>6241950

This entire board should remind you why you hate people who like anything.

Get out please.

>>6240673
I find band members who sing without playing any instrument stupid. I don't know why that is, but I always imagine them to be that friend of the guitarist who really wanted to be part of the band but couldn't play anything well enough. So they just said "Well, can you sing?" and he's like "No, but I'll try". And then he's suddenly the front man and gets all the groupies although he's the least talented and all this.

You know

my guitarfu

>>6242765
eh, once u get to conservatory level the singers will usually be just as talented and independent as the instrumentalists.

>>6244679
i have those gibson speed knbs on my fender strat

Dat mpc

I like the violin, not for classical but used with noise and rock.

Electronica is on the rise too, but it is only fashionable if you actually put out music and not just remixes.

Classical is pretty much fedora-core.

>>6244730
I would say classical music is only fedora core if you listen to i, beacause you want to feel "superior" compared to others

>>6240609
I've got more-or-less the same guitar, except it's a G&L tobacco sunburst with a humbucker on the neck. Great guitar. Teles are /fa/ as fuck.

>>6242765
Sometimes they pull their own weight. Many are lyricists and some - like Julian Casablancas - do all the composition for the band.