/fa/ - Fashion

>be tripping hard
>trying to get to a show
>made a wrong turn, fucking lost
>dude comes up to me and asks for a buck for the bus
>uuuuhhh sorry man I don't have a dol-
>grabs his huge-ass dick through his pants, looks ready to beat the shit out of me
>oh fuck sorry man here's your dollar
>powerwalk

that's my dick-grabbing story

>>6224700

lel dat pic

>>6224700

The real question is op, did you get his number? Were you a bad enough dude to choke a dick?

>be in the gym
>just took an after-workout shower
>tall as shit ottermode black dude with dyed blonde hair walks in
>starts eyeing me as I change
>everytime I look in his direction he is there staring
>afraid to look up because I know he's there looking at me
>at one point everybody leaves the locker room
>he whistles at me, whispers "hey you!", points to the showers with his eyes
> I say "nah, bruh" and leave, as I have finished changing
>tfw tried staying alpha af but was actually terrified

>>6224804

>nah bruh

well played actually

i fucked a guy once because i was drunk
it sounds weird but i have no idea how it happened

>>6224804
he was probably about to tell you off for not wiping down the treadmill but he was from /fit/ so too beta

>>6224804
>nah bruh

just no

>>6224804
you should have said "nah bruh i aint bout that"

>sitting on train
>11pm
>at work all day
>only one on train
>tired and want to get home
>get a coffee whilst swapping trains
>arrive home safely
>everything went smoothly

>moderately attractive
>dress in a way that normalfags might call 'metrosexual'
>guys sit too close to me, so we're touching legs
>at least 4 guys I knew within the span of a year months called my name/looked at me and basically acted like they were eating imaginary peanut butter (is this really a thing that people do??)
>men have honked in cars at me while I was walking, at least two times it seemed like cars were trying to pick me up
What the fuck

>>6224869
hmm

>>6224869
not trying hard enough to getting gayraped

>>6224700
I average about 2 guys hitting on me a year and I'm awkward as fuck every time. Last time I was at a club a friend dragged me to with her friends for her birthday. I was one of two guys in the birthday group and kind of became the bouncer for the group as guys approached the girls. I was kind of down in the dumps after a messy break up with my girlfriend. One guy came up and started dancing with us like the rest but he started asking me about my dance moves and suddenly I realized he wasn't there to hit on the girls. I found out his name was Rudolph. If his parents gave him that name that's just asking for your son to be gay.

>captcha penis excEl

>>6224872
they're making fun of you m7

>>6224872
you probably dress flamboyantly , its possible to be /fa/ without looking gay

>this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ME8owgVBWU

>be at some type of rave in SF with two girls
>popped a molly
>im sweating
>be walking outside with one of the girls
>guy with really hot girl approaches us
>she says "do you want to have a four way"
>naw we're good
>guy lowers his shorts to reveal biggest dick i've ever seen (internet included)
>something like an elephant trunk
>"you sure about that"
>tfw

>sit at home all day
>nothing ever happens

>>6224892
>some guy on the internet says you dress bad
>call him a faggot
>he stops replying
that alpha feel

>>6224892
>be at home
>knock at door
>not expecting any deliveries so ignore it
>few minutes later
>somebody trying to get inside through back door
>walk to door shivering from betaness
>pull curtains back
>burglar and me standing eye to eye through door
>"j-just because nobody answered doesn't mean there's nobody home"
>burglar runs away

>>6224886
Not insanely so
But my ideal (ie not what I dress like) is pretty flamboyant. I'd give so much less fucks if I was full flamboyant

>>6224743
if there are 100 dicks on the wall how many would you choke on?

As an /fa/ musical theatre college student I get hit on by guys on about a weekly basis. When I was younger it was always pretty awkward but I met my best friend from him thinking I was gay and trying to hook up with me. Anymore I just turn it into being friendly back and simply letting them know I'm not into dudes. Aside from a few persistent guys this has worked out just fine and gets me some free drinks.
tl;dr try and be friendly to them and things may work out better than expected

>>6224908
>"j-just because nobody answered doesn't mean there's nobody home"
i read that in forrest gumps voice

>use to be scene kid super fag when I was 16.
>go to a rave
>Just hanging out with some girls and fucking around
>All the sudden a group of 3 guys come up to me and ask me to go to their after party with them.
>all gay cause they're holding each others hands
>"Yeah, sure, just let me go talk to a few people real quick and we can go right now"
>go to the bathroom
>Take off my shirts and rap it like a rag around my head
>take all the faggy LED lights off
>throw all my raver shit in the toilet
>leave the sight immediately
>that night ended my rave phase and scene phase in less than 20 seconds

The next week I shaved my head and pretty much threw all that shit away and started doing really good in school cause fuck that shit.

>>6224911
being flamboyant is fine as long as you realize that's why you're getting shit

>>6224891
Why did you not do it?? Not even for the gay, but for the girl
Anyway bay area meetup?

>>6224928
feels good man

>>6224892
>sit at home all day
>shop online all day
>spend hundreds on clothes
>never go outside

wait a second what is this thread even about?

>>6224700
>"Have I seen you around here?"

>>6224928
>spend thousands on shoes
>everywhere I go is too dirty to wear them so i end up wearing boots every day instead

>>6224936
i was hit on by a faggot that looked like that dude

made me want to cut my own long hair, but i didn't

>>6224943
>not fucking up your designer shit
u don't know how to enjoy life

>Be chillin in club.
>Go to toilet to do some blow.
>Gay guy in toilet eying me, think nothing of it.
>Exit the stall, sniffing my nose, Gay guy still there.
>"Hey, Ive been eying you all night, you up for some fun?"
>"Sorry man, I'm not gay."
>As I walk past him he grabs my ass.
>I turn around, look him straight in the eye and kiss him hard on the lips.
>He smiles at me for a second before I grab his cock so hard he drops to his knees.
>"I said I'm not gay, faggot!"
>leave him crying on the floor as I go back to chill with my bros.

>>6224955
I live in a really remote part of the Australian outback so nobody ever actually sees me anyway

>>6224981
i know that feel bro never had it happen even once

>>6224925
idk probably cuz i had 2 girls already
and also cuz thats creepy as fuck to me.

that thing was like Jaffar's staff in Aladdin.
i think the girl i was with was scared.

>>6224955
>tfw wipe ass with rick owens clothes

that feel when no one ever hits on me

>>6224943
>friends call me
>asks if I want to hang out
>I say okay
>get dressed in sneakers w/ raw jeans
>we go to the beach
>all my clothes come home sandy

>>6224981
>tfw nobody ever compliments you on your clothes or hair

Either I'm doing something wrong or I don't go outside enough. B-but my clothes are /fa/ approved...

>>6224973
Ur gay

>>6224955
honestly this is true
it feels so good to not give a fuck if your stuff gets dirty

>>6224993
>having friends
that's your fault

>>6224977
Whatever way she acted, she wanted that staff inside of her
Also you sound like a bitchy little girl and I look forward to seeing your picture so I can hopefully feel better about being better looking than you

>>6225003
not same guy, but i take care of my shit cos i grew up poor and i want them to last a long time

>>6225003
That feel when afraid of making your h&m clothes dirty because you are dirt poor.

>be backpacking in stockholm
>find rave party in cave
>9/10 models (male and females)
>get offered ecstasy pills
>stack two
>rollin' like gucci mane in '09
>guy raps me

>>6225011
why are you on a fashion forum? get a job instead of wasting your time on looking at stuff you can't afford

>>6225001

Nah, I'm pretty straight.

>>6225009
yea she probably wanted the staff
not trying to be a whiny girl either.
i think i said "have fun with that"
or something.

there were so many weird things about the situation, like how he had no issue dropping his sweatpants in public.

there are certain things i regret not doing in my life, and even though im curious how/where that guy lives and what a 4 way with him would be like, i have no regrets about not doing it.

thinking about it, i have seen one about the same size.
it was some body builder who i think injected it with steroids. he couldnt get hard, but guys would hire him to feel it or something.

I'd take his number.

>>6225015
I am not. I am just passing by.

"Ain't no need to sweat the crave of suckin' a dick once in a min" - A$AP Rocky

> At a party.
> musclemountain 6'5" guy comes close, eyefucking me and place hand over my rear.
> "Would you put on a dress for me?"
> wtfman.jpg

>>6225161

>>6225015
Not him, but I'm also broke af. H&M is a weak brand but fashion really isn't all about money. Go to any WAYWT thread and it's clear to see you can drop a pretty penny and look like shit, while at the same time one of the posters in the latest thread is looking good wearing target

I'll definitely say that there are certain things that you have to spend on. Which is where my future career as a thief comes in
Even when I do get a job. You can't charge upwards of $500 for a basic piece of clothing it costing pennies on the dollar to produce in a global economic depression, and not expect your shit to get took

>>6225017
>rollin' like gucci mane in '09

my sides have left the planet

>Live in rural 'Murrica
>All everyone cares about is mud-boggin' and huntin'
>Never worry about getting hit no by guys
>No high-end shops or people to show off to
Them conflicting feels.

>>6224973
7/10 i laff'd

>>6225323

>Watching Bruce Springsteen live
>Had just turned 18 recently so taken advantage of being able to buy alcohol legally, in other words I was drunk as fuck
>Ask a guy near me if I can pinch a fag
>He's like "sure mate" so I start chatting with him
>After about five minutes he gets me a beer
>Tells me he's gay
>I say "I'm not"
>He goes on to say he isn't gay either...
>Keep chatting, decide to ditch him when I go for a piss
I had a few friends who were with me at the time and they still go on about all the weirdos I attract

>be at small bar/club downtown with a group of girls
>black girl comes up to us talking about how her friend thinks my friend is hot
>she starts talking to me
>asks me my name and I tell her a fake one
>"my friend might think she's pretty but you're the one I'm after" close to my ear
>freak out and say I have to pee and run to bathroom

Phew.

I think I'm attractive -- but nobody ever hits on me like that. True, I don't put myself out there enough... but, yeah, I feel I deserve more attention. Yes I realize this sounds obnoxious.

>be at da club
>chilling at the patio smoking
>literal faggot man-cougar (what are these niggas called anyway?) twerks up to me
>asks for a cig
>I roll him one (on that RYO steeze get on my level)
>gets me a girly drink and tells me i'm a qt3.14
>mfw

>>6225562
You probably aren't. I get attention from men and women at least once a week and usually it's only attractive girls because the uglies know I'm too good for them.

>>6224861
i remember that threadf lololol

>>6225580
>typical englishman.jpg
LDN represent!

>>6225580
Fuck yer
Just turned 21 and I can't wait to b up in da club and get bought a drink

>>6225582
I'm not model tier. but I'm okay-looking. I t-think.
Whatever, though.
>posting your lel fb photo on the chans to prove you're pwetty

>>6225580
silver fox?

>>6225602
surprised no gay dudes been trying to hit on you looking like that

no offense

>>6225607
none taken.

>>6224891
s-sorry

>>6225602
Ain't bad, I'd say 7/10 for a guy from what that pic shows and the imagination I've put in. Idk why you don't get hit on then...
>I got some 10/10 cute blondes number at the start of the week when I was getting the bus
>Saw a guy I used to work with in town and he flirted like fuck with me
>Got a 7/10 girls number down the beach
>Pulled 3 chicks when clubbing last night, one of them was a 11/10 dream girl for me. Short hair, something like 5'11 in her heels, very cute face, very skinny hnnn and she bought me a kebab before she got a taxi

>>6225602
i-i, uh...
i think you're very g-good looking...

>be on the train.
>fucking this dude balls deep in the ass.
>suddenly he turns around and kisses me on the lips like a faggot.
>punch him right in the eye and tell him I don't take kindly to queers.

>>6225649
I never approached anyone in these circumstances btw*

>>6225664
LOL, this is some prison story shit.

>>6225664
>"s-sorry i forgot you weren't g-gay"

>>6225649

I don't know why, anon. I guess I'm not an approachable person? Not trying to be purposefully dismissive, I'm just in la-la land inside my own head most of the time.

Any chance we can get a pic of you, though? you sound pretty attractive.

>>6225650
t-thanks anonn...

>>6224908
>be at home
>someone knocks at door
>ignore it
>after some time starts knocking really hard
>get paranoid, close all curtains/windows, block the door
>stand crouched in a corner with knife in hands trembling in fear for half an hour
>the door opens
>"fuck fuck fuck fuck"
>it's my mom

>>6225562
It's probably what you wear
When I was 17 I was wearing all over print polkadot shirts and cartigans. I felt I looked better than ever but I was getting no play (obviously never putting myself out there in the first place, but still)
Then when I was 19 it turned to tanktops, hoodies and a backpack. I was sometimes surprised at the attention I got

Rule of thumb: dress for sex

>>6225161
so did you do it

>>6225706

Sounds like I'm tooting my own horn too much on here, but uhm, I don't know -- I dress pretty okay. Better than most people, that's for fucking sure.

>>6225580
chickhen hawk?

>>6225686
No way, I'm scared of the internet and all it's embarrassing secrets! I have got an very attractive face though, 10/10 when I'd rate myself. I don't have an intimidating look neither which is probably why people feel I'm easy to talk too, I also always look people in the eye.

>>6225705
?

>>6225720
I too am a 10/10

tentenmasturacee

:D

>>6225649
>kebab
REMOVE IT

>>6225720
That's okay mang. I guess you just put out an alpha vibe.

>>6225602
And if that's you, what I said( >>6225706 ) definitely the reason
Mensware and you're good looking in the way a model is. Catwalk attractive =! street attractive

>>6225726
Don't worry that's all I ate that month

>two cute girls give me their number the same day while wearing sweatpants and high top sneakers
>Rick's face when

like #realtalk when I'm wearing raws or dadpants nobody's really checking out my fit but when I'm wearing sweats shieet I catch all these niggas eyeing me

what gives?

i got hit on more by guys this semester than by girls
Girls - 3
Boys - 5

>>6225725
>>6225720
>I-I rate myself a 10/10 and that means I am
i'm probably just jelly bc short..

>>6225739
Because denim is to dadcore unless it's waxed or skinny jeans with stacks

>>6225733
>>6225733
>Catwalk attractive =! street attractive

Very true. I'm also aloof, like I said. Oh welp.

>>6225739

they can see your penis through the pants

that shit is uncouth. i cant stop staring at it.

>>6225748
>Because denim is to dadcore
fucking hell

>>6225739
That's how it fucking is
Continue to sport

>>6225748
>Because denim is to dadcore

heh

>>6225748
God has spoken

>>6225750
I have extreme social anxiety and I'm pretty sure it shows. Aloofness has nothing to do with it, trust

>>6225770
>>6225748
Can't wait to cop wax skinnies
unf

>>6225774

I don't know, mang. I feel men around me aren't as attractive most of the time, and they most def don't invest as much in their appearance. Also, I'm 6'4 so I'm solid height --- Fuckit.

>>6225739

know that feel too well

>go through mild depression bout
>don't shave for 2 weeks
>finally walk outside
>disgusting 2 week beard, work jeans, beat up Palladiums, black tee
>hit grocery store, coffee shop, pharmacy
>at each of those, qt3.14 cashiers commenting on my "nice beard" and "I like your outfit"
>mfw

>>6225748
b-b-b-but my raws have stacks for days!

>>6225752
this makes sense actually

I remember once I was stretching and the girl sitting next to me was mad staring at my dick I was like uhhh but I was whatever because she catches me staring at her legs all the time #lmao

>>6225791
I think if your confident guys and girls come flocking. I mean
>>6225720
>>6225725
these guys are probably knees deep in pussy because they even rate themselves as 10/10s. I always find guys who are really confident attractive but can never get the stomach to talk to them.

Shame I am shy with new people unless I am with my friends or drunk ._.

>>6225824
i'm confident that i'm shit
ddoes it count

>>6224861
Oh damn, I need a screenshot of that post

>>6225824
I want Peter Finch-core men to hit on me tho bre ;____________;

>>6224916
lel

>>6225824
I'm the same. Find confident people sexy but not confident enough to talk to them.

>>6225838
His skin is beautiful

>tfw really curious
>tfw if a guy made a move on me I'd probably do whatever with him

m I gay?

>>6225862
I dunno m80 lets find out

:3

>>6225862
Aren't we all?

>>6225857
Everything about this dude is beautiful. He's been dead for decades, though. Check it though: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067805/

>>6224944
You fucking idiot why didn't you fuck him?!?

>>6225580
>rolling a cigarette
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Ged49gYT0

>>6224861

god damit, hahahah

>>6225602
w2c shirt?

>At a bar
>Only one of the group who smokes so I ask to borrow a lighter off a chick who came out the same time as me to make convo
>She has two friends who stand with her, I try to blank them fags while me and this chick chat
>Notice one of the guys was smiling at me, and listening to our convo
>Smirk at him and get him involved in convo
>Other fag is just stood there being pleb
>Finish fag break and say I'll see them inside
>The third friend, who I didn't say anything to, walks up to me and my friends
>I say "Can I help you", wasn't expecting this dude to walk up to me alone since I only spoke with his friends
>He offers to buy me a drink
>I say no thanks
>He walks off
>Buy myself a drink shortly after, chat to the guy I met outside for a bit since he was waiting to be served to
>Weird fag turns up again as soon as his friend leaves
>Offers to buy me a drink again
>"No mate, you're alright"
>He then goes onto whisper in my ear "I will pay you £60 to spend the night with me"
>Bert stare and walk off without getting a drink
>Spend the rest of the night close to my friends fearing my safety

>>6225906
Opportunity of a lifetime m8

>in toronto for a weekend
>fuck greentexting takes forever on my phone
get on the go train to do some shopping downtown
train is basically empty
guy comes and sits directly infront of me
thin, 140 lb 5'10 sorta asian looking
gay accent/lisp whatever you call it
tells me i look like someone famous
says i should be an actor
im too awkward to know how to handle any of this
he says hell show me around downtown before going to his class
we get off, i have time to kill and cant offend people
walk around underground mall area
tells me he needs to use the washroom
i wait at the entrance
he asks 'arent you coming?'
wtf
nah i have to try to call someone before my phone dies
gives me a weird look' oh.. okay'
comes back out
we walk to his class
he invites me to sit in
2 hour tourism course
tell him no, exchange facebook names, never see him again

im not even this awkward and beta around women, i just have no idea how to handle such a nice gay person who never directly says 'im gay, dtf?

>>6225902
shit i don't rmr
I think t'was an old Rochas (http://www.rochas.com/)) shirt -- i cut the collar tho cause I think they look terrible on shirts, prefer 'mao'-style

just any plain shirt will do tho, really

>>6225928
iktfb, iktf

>be at college
>see lil lady mirin
>ignore her
>see her taking photos of me on her phone
>work up the courage to go talk to her
>ask her why shes taking photos of me
>she says i look hilarious
>tfw not raf swimmin in da pussy

>>6225971
>>6225971
>>she says i look hilarious

what a cunt

>>6225928
Oh this reminds me, if anyone sees Messyapartmentcore on /fa/ when i'm not on, let him know that if he doesn't want to sleep on the streets of Toronto like a bum he can always crash at my condo for however long.

I'd hate to see that guy sleeping on the streets

>just finished shopping
>standing in the outside a bit waiting for my friend
>some dude approaches me and aks "hey m8 are you that dude from television"
>i say "no man what the fuck are you talking about"
>he stands there silently staring at me for a while
>then he says "hey m8 do you wanna come over with me here for a while"
>".... i have to go"
>powerwalk the fuck out there


fucking hell

>>6225971
Aahhahahaha

>>6226020
hmm alright

>>6226025
I hope you did a fart before your powerwalk

>>6224918

Good for you man

>>6225824
Oh you're gay?
How you you not knees deep in dick by default

>>6225833
Yes

>>6224700
>walking
>hear behind me "those pants are really tight"
>look back
>obese middle aged woman
>"uhh o-ok thx"
>keep walking
>"i mean like REALLY tight"
>"haha y-yeah"
>start walking faster
>she speeds up
>"those look like my pants theyre so tight, i mean theyre REALLY tight"
>start running

they werent even that tight wtf

>>6226075
haha the fuq

>>6225906
>18
>go to a meeting site for sugar mommies/daddies and sugar babbies
>pretty much no women on that site
>why not, I'll look for a dude as well
>some guy messages me
>pays me $1000 to suck his dick
>spend it on weed and vidya, never went outside to actually make it to a clothing store

>>6226064
I'm very picky, don't online date and most gay guys who I do talk to give out creepy vibes.

>>6226112
I wish I had a sugar mommy, w2c?

I want to find out where all the cougar bars are so I can hit them up, I am cute enough for some bitch in her 40's to scoop me up I think

>>6226112
What's the sites name?

>Paris
>1998
>walking back from cafe job
>10 am
>foggy night
>hear a faint imareaddatbiccimaread in the background
>pull up my foreskin hoodie
>i begin walking faster
>corner to the right
>left
>left
>right
>read
>right
>BAM
>brick wall
>the footsteps behind me get louder
>hesitant to turn around
>attempt to jump over brickwall
>shoes lose traction
>faceplant into the ground
>turn around
>blurry image of deatheater looking guy
>get kicked in the face
>wake up with these beside me
I've kept them ever since. Faint signature reading ricardo inside

>>6224918
If only all the other rave kiddies would see you as an example.

>>6226140
Did you get raped?

>>6226151
I'd take it in the ass for those shoes

>>6226119
Definitely. I don't think you can cop them online
There's a club in a somewhat wealthy suburb near me that apparently has an older crowd...

>>6226120
seekingarrangement
I'm sure there's others

>>6226120
That sucks. Hit up da gay clubs
>tfw have fairly low standards for women (don't mind chubby girls at all)
I must use this to my advantage

>Went to a houseparty
>Hanging with sophomore friend who says his freshman roommate is gay, but awesome
>We're going to the gay dude's house
>No problems with gay dudes
>Get there and every guy is flamboyant as fuck
>Girls immediately recognize that we're one of the few straight guys there
>Pussy all 'round
>The gay dudes have made this delicious jungle juice
>I'm out of beer, so they let me grab a cup
>End up chatting with friend's old roommate
>Girl asks me if I want to walk her home
>I'm actually really enjoying the conversation and don't feel like having shitty sex with a freshman
>Realize I'm drunk as shit after another 3 or 4 cups and the party has all but cleared out
>Guy starts to get flirty
>Politely say I'm straight
>Says it's cool
>Makes me a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich for some reason. I guess to try and sober me up
>Stumble home
>Go to most of this guy's parties now
>He talks me up to girls and I never pay for a cup

>>6226184
What a bro. Is it weird?

>>6224914
>trying to hook up with chick
>she thinks you're gay
he's not your best friend he's just ultra beta
also lmao musical theare gl with that

I'm not gay but I've let older guys take me shopping and stuff. I've gotten so much shit I can't afford and I usually only have to sleep with them a few times.

>>6226184
The cheese is smegma you fool

>At Webster Hall in NYC
>in VIP section
>Two skinny asians walk up to me
>Hey want a drink?
>Girl I'm with starts talking to one of the asians
>I turn to get a drink from other asian
>Ask me if I want to head home with them
>Tell them I'm straight
>They're disappointed and leave
>Asian hands me the bottle of jack before going

>later on get told other asian was standing behind me talking about how nice my ass was to my girl while making grabbing motions in the air

>>6226207
hot--

>>6226184
>good things come to a guy cool enough to reject sex from a girl
The happiness deficet is killing this country
#99%

>>6226207
ew

>>6226213
double ew

>>6226227
I've never been on the receiving end if that makes it better. Getting literally thousands of dollars worth of clothes to fuck an old guy in the ass or suck his dick is a fair tradeoff I think.

>>6226199
Nah. He gets it. He's a really cool guy; just happens to like dick. At one party, he was letting girls flash the guys their tits to get in for free.

It's not creepy if a gay guy does it apparently.

>>6224918

That's the point of raves.

But you won the rave game, so good on you.

>>6226235
Looking at this post is looking at my near future I think
I'm not sure how to feel

>>6226235

How are these men? search for an equivalent and post plox. Sounds hot.

>>6226225
Don't think I follow you there, homeslice.

>>6226256
Growing gap between rich and poor-growing gap between happy and unhappy
Fuckit

>>6226246
Cut

>>6226235
do u get poop on dick?

>>6226254
It was in NYC so they're well-dressed and groomed and handsome I guess. One of them looked like William Burroughs before he got super old and the other like kinda Nick Wooster actually lol. Those are the only guys I met but I'd usually meet them in a restaurant in Manhattan on a weekend, then we'd go shopping then return to his place and I'd fuck him 1-3 times and then I'd be done in time to enjoy the evening. They both knew each other and joked about "sharing" me but all three of us were never in the same place at once.

>>6226276
man i should take advantage of my youth and good looks. I don't like to top, though.

>>6226270
Most peoples' unhappiness is the result of their own insecurities and internal monologues affecting their perceptions of the world around them. Instead of, "Ah damn, I missed out on some sex," it's, "Got a cool new friend."

Just my take on it.

>>6226307
not to mention take advantage of the fact that I prefer old men...

>wearing skinny jeans
>chick in thrift store tries to get my number
>tfw gf

I was just dress really basic too

>>6226314
LOL

>go to gay bar with some wimmin friends
>old guy offers me $500 to suck his dick
>Nope

>>6226380
you should've done if for free faggot

>>6225017
BITCH YOU ROLLIN
BITCH YOU ROLLIN

>>6226075
>TFW I would have fucked her.

When you're horny and have a serious fetish for older women, you make mistakes easier than when going for young women. ;w;

>>6226404
>obese

>>6226410
Woops glanced over that part.

Never mind.

>>6224872
>>at least 4 guys I knew within the span of a year months called my name/looked at me and basically acted like they were eating imaginary peanut butter (is this really a thing that people do??)


what?

>>6226422
bj

>>6224891
wait so you, 2 girls, elephant man and his girl
thats 5 people

who was excluded from the four way?

>Get hit on every now and then, either by girls that are below mu standards or girls that are too young for me
>Assume I'm at or below average 'sthetics
>Take up traveling
>At each of my destinations, a dozen beautiful women each offering their own place as an alternative to a hotel
>Still no play at home

>>6226427
he was

>>6226434
where you visiting 3rd world countries or shitholes?

>>6226423
how does that look like peanut butter

>>6226445
No, mostly domestic (US) Travel with the exception of spending about 6 weeks in Japan

>>6226459
>(US)
So a shithole. That explains everything

>>6225649
Why can't I be you!?!?!?!?

>>6226459
european visiting big cities in US?

makes sense bitches love that "oi jolly good smashing good time lads" accent. My homie told me once he was in vegas with some girls and they heard english boys talking outside da club that was enough to get them to go back to their hotel #lmao

I live in the US and have an accent too people tell me they like it all the time

>>6226427
He was only outside with one of the girls

>at gig
>girl dancing near me, eyeing me
>sexually frustrated as fuck its been like 8 months
>crammed together by crowd, ass like right on my dick
>get half hard
>she looks up at me and giggles with welcoming eyes (shes short and qt
>no self esteem
>because no gf
>because no self esteem
>go home and play xbox eating m&ms in my underwear listening to boiler room
>double hurts because nobody ever flirts with me

welp

>>6226476
>tfw when shit tier canadian accent and I can't get no play eh

>>6226492
oh right
thanks

>>6226491
Fuck, anon, I'd give so much for opportunities like this.
>give her coy, semi-embarrassed smirk
>ask her her name
>tell her you're sorry but you couldn't help it
>enjoy your time together
>maybe trade info

>>6226507
yeah. I hate myself

spent half of the set planning on what to say and evisioning how itll play out

>Don't dress particularly /effay/, must just have okay facial genetics
>Girls hit on me
>Guys hit on me
>Hook-up at almost every party
>Go home feeling sad because too socially awkward to talk to people outside of parties and no gf
>Never cry because crying is for beta pussies
>Never have sex because whiskey dick always
>tfw get a guy's number and never respond to his texts

>>6226527
>>6226507
>>6226491
oh jesus christ iktfb

this happens every time i roll and i'm out

>qts
>qts everywhere

always eyeing me up, giving quick glances to me, "accidentally" tapping me or brushing hair in my face multiple times etc etc

i literally have no clue what to do unless i'm super, super fucked which hasn't been in a while because i'm fucking myself up with all this md so i'm taking a break

i think i'm good looking, i try to into /fa/ and /fit/, i get told i'm funny, i'm intelligent and i have the confidence to talk to people but i just don't understand girls, mane :(

>>6226553
imagine all the possibilities/opportunities you're throwing away because you're a fuccboi

I will explain this in terms you nerds can understand:

Talking to people is like leveling a profession in WoW. Do you expect to be social af the first time you try talking to someone? No, as with everything, practice is key.

One day you'll be able to talk confidently to someone looking deep into their eyes, I mean *really* looking into their soul and connecting with them.

Or maybe you won't, not like I give a fuck.

>>6226566
i say that to myself every "morning after the night before"

:(:(:(:(((((((:((

>>6226543

start eating mol dumbass

booze is for losers.

>>6225582
>Work in upmarket retail
>tfw you can tell average girls want the D but are too scared to ask for your number
>tfw the hotties want me to ask them but I'm too awkward

>>6226651

how do you know they want your number?

not a virgin or a shutin, but wondering how your approach goes, just never worked at those sorts of stores so idk how it works for people that work there.

Is there a tell?

>>6226662
you can tell by their eyes

like a connection that transcends words. Sounds kinda gay/corny but it's true

>>6226651

i know this feel v.well

or im deluded

>>6226685

weird. but ok.

>>6226662
It really is obvious when it happens

>>6224700
u got the gay aura

>>6226112
Site name?

>girls are finally finding an interest in me
>have feeling my friends girlfriend has the hots for me
>always complements how I dress
>gives me a lot of attention
>sort of teases me and such
>tfw no idea how to flirt at all
>tfw might be turing into her gay best friend if I don't do something about it

>>6226806
>friends girlfriend has the hots for me
this

feels uncomfortable man, esp. when it's a few of your friends' gfs

>>6226806
>Banging your friends gf
>Being 12

pls leave

>>6224700
>no girl has ever really flirted with me
>im 20

>>6226806

if you plan on banging your mates girlfriend, than you might as well kill yourself right now.

>come out of store
>gay dude left note on my car windshield asking if I was "family"
>he had a little doodle of himself in the note and his number
cutest shit ever but no homo :(

>tfw you think your cousin wants you dick
shes always got that flirty vibe when shes near me
shes hot as hell but that would be to fucking weird

>>6226859
>>6226875
hes not really a friend. I don't really have any actual friends.

>>6226897
that doesnt even matter
its somebody's grilfriend

>>6226880
In what sense does he mean family?

>>6224848
my sides

>>6226941
gay

>>6226905

that's why i always wear running shoes,

because boyfriends are just a hurdle

Also

>obviously been cheated on
>still mad about it
>no hope for resolution

lel #rekt

>>6226966
Enjoy your unfaithful partner, scum

>Be last Friday
>Doing some guy in the butthole
>He pops a boner
I was like "What'a faggot"

>>6226996

>implying i will ever have an unfaithful partner

>>6224700
>be at club
>sportbike douche bags group
>be with girl
>she goes goes to restroom tells me to wait
>be waiting
>theres bunch of people
>90% dudes
>somebody grabs my ass

i think it was those sportbike fags cuz they were like the only ones i saw near me and like other 2 girls, but girls dont do that shit.

>Coming back from my ex-gf house
>Don't brought my watch and forgot my cellphone in her house
>Fuck it, i can ask someone the time in the metro station
>Ask a guy in his 30's, he answers me and then starts to talk
>He asks some stuff like how do i don't have a cellphone to see the time and shit
>Just answering with short words, he was creeping the fuck out of me
>Suddenly, he stops and i thank god
>He then turns to me and says: "Hey, i wanna know if your lips just appear to be delicious"
>Holy shit this guy can't even flirt with me in a non-creepy way
>I look at him with FEAR IN MY EYES and say: "So i just remembered i forgot something, i gotta go"
>Get to gf's place and stay the night because i'm too much of a pussy to go back to the station

I almost went home using her bike the other day because i was truly afraid of running into this guy again in the station

>be every concert I've ever been to
>dancing and moshing around
>no other guys dancing because trying to be mr. tough guy
>always get encircled with pretty girls
>9/10 girls start grabbing me and staring into my eyes while singing
>occasionally hits dick w/ her ass
>do nothing

I'm gay and have taken a life long vow of abstinence, why can't these horny women leave me alone.

>>6227122
>He then turns to me and says: "Hey, i wanna know if your lips just appear to be delicious"
I want to use that line on someone now

>go to club last night with my cousin and her husbamd
>a lot of his friends are there
>get drunk and high
>my cousin is with her husband
>his friends are all together
>everyone is making out around me
>to shy to dance with qts, figure they don't want to do anything with me anyways
>realize in a club that I'm destined to be alone for the rest of my life
>go outside and just sit in an alley alone for 45 minutes staring at the sky
>realize I'm just wasting money on clothes for no reason

I literally had an exetential crisis in a club at 1am last night. I think Im gonna just give up.

>>6224848

These stories are my favorite kind of stories

>>6225602

you-you gay son?

>>6225739

People look less approachable when they're all done up

>>6227191
iktfb, it always happens at times like that.

but still, being alone is no excuse for looking like shit. Just don't go to clubs and don't hang around married friends like a fucking third wheel

>>6226543

will u be mine anon

>>6227191
I know that feel all too well.

>>6227191
Clubs are for plebs and mongoloids.

Don't feel bad about not enjoying yourself there.

>>6225580
>literal faggot man-cougar
You've witnessed a daddy-bear.

>>6227233
Yeah I know, we were celebrating for him he had just finished an event.

All of his friends were in a group and didn't really wanna talk so I just got depressed and walked out. They were my ride home otherwise I would have just fucked off and done this
>>6226491

>>6227122
>"Hey, i wanna know if your lips just appear to be delicious"

>>6227191
If you "wasting money on clothes" so that you can make out with girls you're a dummy. You need to dress for you, if you want to just bang girls get a nicer car or something.

>>6227264
I don't think the club is the issue for him

>>6227220
only for older men. otherwise I'll fuck women, I guess

>>6227449
I have yet to enjoy sex with women

>>6225602
what do you think anons,

clean shaven or no

ps. yes that concealer is mine, and no I obviously don't have any on right now

>>6227120
fuck them anon, you might like it

>>6227521
shave it. I mean, it's not horrible and it would help to see a comparison but I think shave usually looks better and would make you look less sketchy.

>>6227556

Yea, I prefer clean-shaven, too. First time trying out growing a beard. Thanks anon.

>>6227568
np. It's fun to experiment with growing. When it comes down to looks, usually shaved is better.

>last night
>at a concert
>dude steps on my shoe by accident, but then like nudges me after so i thought he wanted to fight
>square up to the manlet, but he laughs so i figure hes joking
>after show im watching my friends amp while he gets the truck
>manlet returns, were p much alone in the venue
>makes small talk, clearly doesnt want to fight
>gets 2 close for comfort
>shake his hand so he'll get the message and leave
>winks mid shake
>tells me im a pretty mother fucker
>harlems what im reppin
>tell my niggas quit tha bitchin we gun get there in a second

>>6227592
heh, nice

>>6227592
le b ttroll

>tfw straight and occasionally get compliments from girls but would feel so much more /fa/ if gay dudes hit on me

dis feel

>>6227521
how skinny r u mejt

>>6227697
6'3 147

>>6227696
mmm well, I used to get hit on by gay dudes. Since I have been dressing more /fa/ it actually hasn't happened yet. Besides it not like girls are attracted to /fa/ guys and it's not like gay guys know whats up either.

>>6227706
>and it's not like gay guys know whats up either.

this. average gay dude is a massive plenb

>have tattoo above dick that says `you lose`
>ask girls at clubs and parties if they want to see my dick

its worked

>>6227799
I...what?

>>6227805
you lose

>>6227820
o-okay

>>6226888

Well George Michael she might just be really nice to you cause you're family. Or your aunt might be adopted and you have a chance yet.

>go to gay club
>gay guys hit on me

>>6224700
>sit in train
>guy sitting somewhere across from me
>creepy guy look towards me
>my god i forgot to powder my crotch #rash
>he keeps looking
>oh god just passed by the station i was supposed to stop at
>creepy guy is only guy in train
>go and ask him if train stops in the nearest city
>this guy really reminds me of my uncle doe
>he tells me that he has a girflriend wut
>creeped out, leave train
>guy stops me and asks for my number
>hell naw i aint bout dat

>>6225017
bitch i might be

>>6224861
FUCK YOU
i was scared as fuck when he started grabbing my collar

>>6229623

>>6229623
>dat buildup
>doesn't post rest of story

>>6229625
Oh god.
My sides are in orbit.

>>6229702
if you can't even have conversations with people while drunk you have no hope I am sorry

>>6226571
>>6226553
Oh god this so much

You get into the club/bar/whatever, you're already seeing girls eyeing you. You're dancing and there always be one properly invading your personal space without even a hint of former contact. Shit, last time I was in a bar one seriously caressed my hair as I walked by.

Then I do nothing. I cycle home with music on in a drunken bliss.
Drink some water
Go to bed
Regret

>>6226823
This but best friends girlfriend and he told me that she has the hots for me.
I don't even fucking know mayne

>>6227057
ahahahhaha
that pic is perf

>>6229706
:-(

>>6227057
Just read the bottom line, girls do that shit a lot more than guys. It was probably one of them reading it back...

>>6229625
>>6224861
this should become an epin effey meymey

>>6224848
somehow, iktfb

that feel when deluding myself into thinking that all the stories about getting hit on by cute girls here are made up so I don't fall into a depression because of my ugly looks