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>tfw no high cheekbones
>tfw no chiseled jaw-line
>tfw tyra-banks tier hairline
>tfw happy merchant nose
>tfw receding chin
>tfw no lowered brow
>tfw fuccboi genetics

all my ugly niggas GTFIH

>> No.6205741
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6205741

found out I still had man boobs after losing 50 lbs

>tfw gyno literally makes me think of killing myself and cripples me socially

>> No.6205750

>>6205741
pls explain gyno

>> No.6205773

gyno/minor fatness plagues me. i have high tier facial aesthetics but not the body or fashion to back it up. im a disgrace. mfa would love me tho

>> No.6205775

>>6205773
>i have high tier facial aesthetics
no you dont

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>>6205775

>> No.6205782

>>6205775
yea i do. high tier. not god tier. im no male model but i have a good face and im my own worst critic

>> No.6205787

>>6205738
>tfw hook nose
>tfw extremely crooked nose
>tfw no cheekbones
>tfw no jawline
>tfw shit dry brittle wavy noodle hair
>tfw small eyes
>tfw moles all over face

>> No.6205791

>>6205773
What the fuck is Gyno? Please somebody explain.

>> No.6205792

>>6205782
no you don't even have that

you're average or below average

post a pic and I'll tell you why

>> No.6205793

>"wow you're so good looking anon"
>still feel ugly

>> No.6205797

>>6205792
i am not worried about proving myself to you.

>> No.6205798

>>6205791
man boobs due to genetics

>> No.6205801

>>6205797
Why did you post in this thread then? You're not good looking and deep down you know it.

>> No.6205812

>>6205791
woman nipples on man

>> No.6205815

>>6205801
post a face fuccboi

>> No.6205823

>>6205815
I don't need to, I'm not ugly.

>> No.6205827
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6205827

>tfw never had braces growing up
>tfw crooked teeth
>tfw 23 and no winning smile

MyFrogWhen

>> No.6205831

>>6205823
but i bet you're not good-looking either so shut the fuck up u cunt

>> No.6205837

>>6205831
No need to get mad. At least you realized you dont have "high tier facial aesthetics"

>> No.6205848

>>6205837
But i do, maybe i don't want to post my face on /fa/?
I'm sure your a fedora wearing fatass that browses /fa/ in his salvation army fit waiting to critisize someone.

>> No.6205850

>>6205848
Cool projections there bro. Must be your "high tier facial aesthetics" talking

>> No.6205859

>>6205848
>>6205850

shut the fuck up both of you. how pathetic do you have to be to argue in a fucking /fa/ feel thread?!

>> No.6205866

>>6205738
Hey, OP. I'm a dental student and your poor facial aesthetics have to do with your upper jaw, I'm pretty sure. It's fixable.

Post a picture of yourself, or at least of your mouth smiling.

>> No.6205862

>>6205859
Cry somewhere else "feel" faggot

>> No.6205864

>>6205850
you're a fuccboi, don't you ever think otherwise
low-class serf ass motherfucker

>> No.6205865

>>6205850
that wasn't me. and you basically said the same thing i did. let it go.

>> No.6205868

>>6205864
cool story bro

>>6205865
I didn't. I just said you're not as good looking as you think you do and asked for a picture.

>> No.6205869

>>6205862
I was implying it's pathetic to have an argument in such a pathetic thread. I'm outta here though, u fuccbois aren't bringing me down

>> No.6205870

/fa/ has the worst feel threads

>> No.6205871 [DELETED] 

>>6205868
no i didn't.

>i am not worried about proving myself to you.

was my last post

then i checked the thread to see an autism chimpout in the works

>> No.6205876

>>6205871
dont try to save face fuccboi

>> No.6205878

>>6205871
So you're still not as good looking as you think and a faggot?

>> No.6205881

>>6205741

Lel, you're retarded.

Drugs or surgery, just fix that.

>> No.6205882

>>6205871
wow you're fucking ugly

>> No.6205887
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6205887

>bleach my teeth
>can actually smile now
>dimples
havent scored yet

>> No.6205890

>tfw high cheekbones
>tfw decent jawline
>tfw masculine, decent nose
>tfw strong chin
>tfw lowered brow
>tfw sunken cheeks

too bad i have a shitty hairline and am 5'10
so close

>> No.6205897

>>6205890
hairline surgery, if that's what they call it
sorry about the height though, that fucking sucks

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>>6205741
I feel you man. Going to get surgery next winter. I'm not even scared of it, but the fact that you have to wear a compression vest for 1 month after surgery bothers my. I don't want anyone to know I had gyno surgery, and I live with my parents and have a gf. How do I hide it from them?
>>6205750
Gyno is basically when you are a man, but you have breasts. It can be cancerous or just fat. Anyways, it looks horrible, and losing fat won't help in most cases.

>> No.6206438

>>6205827
Same thing here. I got my braces at age 23. Man up m8. You'll look silly for 2 years, but after that you'll have the smile you always wanted.

Btw nobody gives a fuck about your braces, just you. So people wont be like "LOLOLOL BRACES AT AGE 23 LOLOL WHAT A FAG"

So get them dude.

>> No.6206450

>>6205738
>tfw people say you're beautiful
>tfw chronic depression, social anxiety and dysmorphia
>tfw psychiatrist says you should model
>tfw afraid of rejection

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>tfw really bad pimples and acne
it hurts /fa/

it hurts

>> No.6206484

>chubby cheeks
>frankensteinian forehead
>ugly jaw, sort of square but pointy
>upturned piggy nose
>slightly assymetrical eyes
>wide hips
>only 5'5'' (female though, but still, average height plebeian)

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>>6206457
>tfw get acne around 18th birthday
t-thanks

but these antibiotics cleared it almost all up and all i have left is these scars
>pls go away soon going to visit qtp2t gf soon

>> No.6206485

>>6206457
Accutane can be your best friend

>> No.6206497

I woke up today and I still wasn't a male model
why do I even wake up

>> No.6206500

>>6205887

How do I into teeth bleach?

I brush every day but it doesn't do a fucking thing

>> No.6206504

>>6206489
>18 birthday
Niqqa at least you didn't get it when you were a qt3.14 kid just entering puberty
>tfw acne fuckd me
>HARD

>> No.6206507

>>6206500
I am also wondering this.

>> No.6206512

>>6206504

>Become friends with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen
>on facebook there are pictures of her from 2 years ago looking like a WW1 battlezone

You can still look great after acne

>> No.6206510

>>6206500
get a teeth whitening kit

>> No.6206521

>>6206504
>tfw acne was bad and didnt want to leave house
>didnt go to class
>lel kicked out of college

but then again i had other problems too

>> No.6206527

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If you don't post this in 5 threads you will die 2nite.