/fa/ - Fashion

fat emo girls

who gives a shit

Go to cgl and find out lel.

a fat girl

a fat girl in the smiths shirt

>>6201103
Nah. The thing about fedora neckbeards is that they are so unaware of how stupid they look. They think they look suave and sophisticated, like Frank Sinatra circa 1957. The girls on cgl know they look like weirdo nerds.

She's fat, and wears red lipstick, and crappy polyester 'rockabilly' dresses with cherries on. She has Bettie Page bangs and calls herself a pinup.

>>6201083
fat with glasses

a fat girl who tells herself that guys like fat chicks
god i hate these people

>>6201131
Bonus points if she has badly done tattoos, body mods, and greasy unnaturally colored hair.

>>6201131
I actually have a soft spot for girls like that. They may not be skinny, but at least they make an effort with their appearance. Girls who make no effort whatsoever are the female equivalent of fedora fags.

A bitch
because all women are bitches

>>6201131
>>6201149
pretty much this
there are other kinds of female betas too, but this particular breed is equivalent to fedora wearing "classy" gents.

Girls who don't wear makeup because they think they don't need it. I mean, damn, at least put on some mascara and powder. Looking like an albino rat.

>>6201131
i don't know if i'd go with that

most of the girls i met like that are actually part of some alt scene where that's accepted, and they wear clothing that fits and is flattering. come to think of it, they were all either tattoo artists or people who spent all of their time around tattoo artists so in that context their clothing made sense, where as fedoras never present what the wearer wants them to.

i'd go with casual ties and checkered vans but that's mostly just young, confused lesbians

>>6201083
op i know how to answer this because i used to be one..
hanging around with anime nerds and computer geeks you develop a certain aesthetic.
shit like striped over the knee socks,
little goth touches or stupid shit like cat ears
all very cutesy..
basically most of them don't care about hair or makeup, or know how to do it properly so usually they have greasy hair and poorly done hair dye with some black eyeliner.
buying things usually for some gimmick quality/feature, like, calculator necklace or something dumb like that.

>>6201165
No. Fedora wearers put on a fedoraand trench coat thinking it makes them classier and better than other social dregs. They want to revert to old-fashioned classiness with liberal ideals. The wannabe pinup girl is an appropriatecomparison. In Toronto she is pansexual, rides a bicycle and loves craft beer.

>>6201210
Ding ding ding we have a winner.

>>6201210
OH GOD THE CAT EARS

THAT'S IT

THAT'S THE FEMALE FEDORA

>>6201083
Girls who wear oversized graphic hoodies and hats w/ animal ears on them. That's who I always remember hanging out w/ the neckbeards in high school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkckvNOhjkg

this obviously

the female fedora is the phrase "im suck a geek"
I don't care if she is or not, its the fact that they say it that annoys the hell out of me.

>>6201308
i'd fuck her :D

>>6201325

>>6201329
>27,000 views
>submitted 1 day ago
jesus fuck

Emo/scenester girls in 2013.
Chasing a dead, outdated trend.

since fedora wearing dudes think they are classy and smarter than everyone else, the female equivalent has to be girls who think they are better than everyone else because of something they do.

This has to be the gamer girl. She thinks shes so awesome but most people see her as the same type of looser as her male counterparts

>>6201210

neon colored hair
>u no i'd still hit dat doe

>>6201308
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkckvNOhjkg
attention whoring at its finest

>>6201362
>same type of looser
>type of looser
>looser
>LOOSER
>LOOSE

>>6201308
why...

>>6201210
yup nailed it

>>6201362
/agree
Either gamer girls or the aforementioned cat ear girls (this is a group that often overlaps)

>>6201122
>The girls on cgl know they look like weirdo nerds.

My cousin is a fat cosplayer; she thinks she's the shit. I've met a few of her friends and they're about the same, but with varying degrees of morbid obeseity and delusions.

>>6201308
>NAVII NEKO

>>6201198
Girls not wearing makeup is one of my fetishes.

this furry disaster obviously

i don't really think there's a female equivalent because part of the neckbeard's character is thinking he knows everything about everything and that's a trait far more encouraged in men than women

i guess there are some girls who romanticize past styles like rockabilly or victorian era shit which might be comparable, but i'm not sure they usually try to advocate for the attitudes of the era the way chivalry-obsessed fedora bros do

lolita wear?

but even then some people still want to fuck you
man, must be easy being a grilllllll. You can be nasty as hell and somebody will still put you on a pedal stool

>>6203987
>pedal stool

>>6203987
lolitas dont dress for men
generally they dress in lolita because it makes them happy and they feel good about themselves when wearing it

>>6204023
so do fedoras
it's about being euphoric, not getting bitchez

>>6204036
>implying most of the people on /fa/ dress for women
kind of contradictory.

>>6204050
I dress so that girls will sit next to me on the bus and then I go home and jack off imagining our life together

>>6204064
Just pray you don't get cancer

>>6204023
>Not using a pic of lolita queen for thumbnail pic

>>6204064
you dont represent the entirety of /fa/
most of the /fa/gs on here dress because they like the style and the wimmenz are a bonus

a girl once wore a corset to my school

>>6204094
who is dat qt pie

Girls in pyjamas/onesies

They think they look cute when really they look fucking retarded

what about uggs

>>6201083

>>6204023
Fucking bullshit. Lolita wear is just as much about attracting men as anything else, if not more so. It just attracts a specific group by appealing to men with a taste for subserviant cutesy childlike innocence. It began because of a subculture in japan that fetishized the traditional western maid archetypes . It's basically fucking fetish-wear you stupid fucking shit.

>>6201308
I used to think that I wanted to be chubby bearded guy, wear videogame shirts, hoodies and crocs and have a gf like this.

I think my old self was retarded, thank god I'm not 15 anymore

>>6201308
She's trying way too hard.

She's into steampunk and fetishwear.

She think's she's 'sexy' and 'classy' but really she's just a fat drunk skank.

>>6204023
>>6204023
+1
its lolitas and polyestercore twee bitches really

>>6204953
er wait meant
>>6203987


>>6204023
confirmed for a lolita bitch

>>6204129
I know that feel

>>6201083
they think the fedora makes them look classy/ cultured/bold/well dressed, really they look try hard/retarded/poorly dressed/beta other shit like that.
something similar would be like a bitch with caked on makeup, a rockabilly, a gothic lolitia (poorly groomed try hard girls general)

>girls who can't tell the difference between 'round' and 'curvy'

>>6205103
*fat

>>6204692
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>>6201210
>shit like striped over the knee socks,
This.
Every girl I've met who wears this shit is aspie as fuck. It's depressing when you find thigh-highs of all kinds extremely arousing though.

>>6203942
Nah that's mostly PLUR sluts. Not really anywhere near neckbeards though sometimes your gothoppotamuses will rock one which does bring it into fem fedora territory

>>6205076
>>6203984
>>6201131
Aside from the delusional fatties I'd say there isn't anything wrong with Rockabilly.

Pic related. She's adorable and you know it.

>>6205236
shes like a 5/10

fit is like a 3/10

>>6205251
You're criticizing the girl and her outfit, not the style. You haven't refuted my point in the least.

Still a far cry from being the female equivalent of fedoras.

>>6205236
it's ok for girls to dress like pinups if they're hot but being too skinny or too fat won't help you pull off pinup look

>pic related a chick that dresses like a pin up regularly

P.D. it's the lighting her face isn't that tanned

>>6201308
I get the feeling she's super fucking annoying in person
>still fuck it

>>6205274
she's fucking old or ugly, but that's a really nice look

>>6205295
I'm not saying she's perfect but you're coming off as being really fucking picky.

I think you've spent too much time on /fa/ and/or watching porn, dude...

>>6205103

they always have that foot tattoo too

screen-printed/patterned tights

usually a galaxy scene or fish scales.

Dyed hair like koolaid red blue pink etc

>>6205311
>really picky

here's a pic of my gf

INB4 why are you dating michelle rodriguez' lil' sister

i'd go with the whole rockabilly look. it just fits perfectly. +1.

i mean, on the odd occasion, there are girls that do look passable and pull it off. but the fedora can be pulled off by like 1% of guys as well.

on the most part they are overweight and look hideous, and throw on the 1950s look (also a time period wheere dudes wore fedoras) just so they dont look like a normal, every day fat girl.

>>6205336
She's not bad. I'm not a big fan of spic lips though.

>>6205336
from the thumbnail i thought she was on a skateboard and now i'm really disappointed

>>6205384
>doxing fb pics
am I in /b/?

>>6201308
She lives 40 minutes away from me...

>>6205393
r u fredo?

Is that South American for Frodo?

>>6205419
meetinggollum.jpeg

>>6205532
lo

>>6204688
that's great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs

and yet they're having so much fun.

>>6205103
mirin dat biceps!
18 inch anacondas

>>6201113
what the fuck's wrong with the smiths?

>>6201210
got it in one

>>6205311
>really fucking picky
It's a fashion advice board. We don't doll out comments on request faggot.

>>6206023
their fans
>u aha
>also othr ppl

>>6201308
>comments disabled

lel

>>6205251

>>6201210
Those girls are generally more loyal and faithful and lifepartnerish and not huge sluts though.
I think the aesthetic is embarrassing but also endearing for the same reason, and, where a relationship is concerned, being frumpy, awkward, and oblivious is far less of a problem than a temperamental vain damaged-goods slut princess.

I would rather date a chubby awkward shutin who occasionally indulges in hurrdurr cat ears any day.
In fact I seek it out as a positive trait.

>>6201308
Fucking disgusting.

>>6206476
>I would rather date a chubby


gross

Fedora wearing fat cunts

ctrl F

Only one hit for 'corset'

CORSETS

>>6201210
this right here
also hoodies like pic related

>>6201131
>>6204129


* Rockabilly girls and pin up girls for sure, because a lot of the stuff overlaps with fatshion, amateur burlesque (especially the really shitty groups that have to talk about it 100% of the time vs the cool groups that just treat it like a normal hobby and have mad skills)
* Girls who wear corsets daily because they think it makes them look like Vita don Teese and forget that she weighs 100lbs less than them.
* Girls who wear their mom's hippie stuff even though their moms bought the hippie stuff in the 80s and 90s and it looks like it's from a Spirit store (so not legit 60s hippies stuff)
* Girls who do the "all black with rainbow accents" look, usually LGBT in my experience, and then ask why people don't like LGBT people or why people focus so much on their LGBTness when it's all they wear, all they talk about themselves
* Hot Topic girls (the ones who just get the shirts there are pretty bad, the shirts there often fit terribly and get weird after a few washes, but the ones who go all out, with black and red Tripp pants and yellow MLP shirts? With mismatched raver accessories? The worst!)
* "Lifeplayers": people who cosplay to class every day and even put together "LOL RANDUM!" cosplays out of their closet, the kind of "random" cosplays /cgl/ does as a joke but that these people seriously think counts as a legit cosplay at the pro level (it's pathetic)
* Lolitas that wear really fluffy outfits, don't know how to move in it, and do it in a really stupid looking way, either sticking out a lot or just having a shit outfit
* Hot messes who look better without really poorly applied bronzer, too much eyeliner, and hair teased too much, the ones who wear undershirt camisoles as tank tops, and who think that because they're single even though they're "gorgeous", it's because men suck

>>6204629
Nina Aurora/ Chokelate

>>6206515


Right now, it's all the girls who try to be Daisy from Gatsby. I work as a waiter part time: lots of the guys at events are now going for the Leonardo di Caprio hair cut and facial hair, the kind of guys you'd see in a fedora, even at their income level. All over tumblr, there are tons of girls claiming to be born in the wrong century or decade based on their fandom, when in reality, they wouldn't fit in there either. They'd still be losers.

I have an asshole friend I might just cut off for this shit. A few months ago, she was bitching about not being born in the 1940s. Now, it's not being born in the 1920s. Fuck that noise.

It's people that can't cope and blame that lack of ability to cope on others "not understanding" them when they aren't willing to participate in social give-and-take to get along with others.

I know because I used to be one of those assholes. I'm not /fa/ by any means, but I stopped wearing corsets and bullshit, and started to make friends with normal people, dress like a normalfag, and not wear clothing that people could judge me on, instead, sharing my interests with people, things that mattered more than the clothes I wear. So what if I wear an octopus shirt? How about my interests in (legit) Victorian and Gothic lit? How about my piano playing? How about video games? Those aren't things I need to wear on my sleeve, literally.

tl;dr people with victim complexes wear this shit to attract other people with victim complexes and they claim to be judged based on their clothing, when in reality, their clothing is a reflection of how self-centered and insecure they are, so insecure that they think that people will only judge them on what they wear and that they have to stand out, instead of blend in and make real friends that'll last longer than losers they meet on Tumblr

>>6206530
she can choke on me latte, if you know what i mean (semen)

>>6206536
This is pretty accurate. Links to tumblr chicks trying to be Daisy?

>>6206596

NYPA, learn to use Tumblr, this isn't a waifu thread, etc.

>>6206599
I don't have any interest in waifus, I just wanted to lol, jeez.

>>6206536
Oh, you queer fucking gazelle.

>>6201308
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkckvNOhjkg
I bet she's atheist

Probably the fat girls that wear children's backpacks. They also laugh and stumble as they walk.

>>6201308

>>6206307
>not being able to appreciate a wide variety of music
>stay pleb

>>6204096
>Then I realized the guy had cancer :(

lold

Disney cunts. You know, grown ass women who think they are irl Disney princesses, and act all cutesy and sing all the time. Oh, they think they're just adorable in their forever 21 sundresses, when infact they look like the biggest nerds of all time.

Any girl that fucking does the peace sign, ever.

Being asian is not an excuse

>>6206805
Always with the dyed red hair because it makes them look like Ariel. Grrrr, I've known more than a few of those Disney cunts, and they are all crazy as fuck, expecting you to watch Aladdin and spoonfeed them icecream when they're pms-ing. Fuck that shit. Da pussy isn't worth having to act like some prince charming faggot all the time, ya get me

>>6206805
I feel like Disney cunts and fedora fags would make a great couple.

>>6206830
any bitch that disneybounds is immediately dropped. i knew a girl who did that shit on a daily basis. was super embarrassing and weird.

Girls who have huge she-boners for studio Ghibli

>>6206856
...She's actually real fucking cute. Dem thighs

>>6206864
i suppose she's cute enough to pull it off. its when ugly little fatties do it that i start to think of female neckbeards.

>>6206875
Oh god. And the one in the middle actually has those animal ears.

>>6206875
I find pretty girls who dress in a Disney princess-esque way endearing.
tfw no Disney princess to love and protect

>>6206856

i know this girl

>>6201165
that chick is fug

>>6206894
omg you should get her to post tits.

>>6206897
Butterface to the max.

>>6206898

i dont know her that well

>>6201308
Meh I've seen more annoying.

>>6204692
It's not.

>>6204013
more like "pedo-stool" am I right?

>>6204050
I don't.

>>6205314
I'm glad when girls have those, so I know not to talk to them. But then again it's always the fat ones that do, so idk why I'd be looking at their foot. Maybe it's there to detract the eye from looking at their lard squeezing around the shoulder straps on their dress

>>6201308
While we're at it.. I think I know someone who got inspirated of the girl you posted. This one is worse tho, and fat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b3x_anFqjo

Also be aware of german

jeans that flare on the bottom

>>6206858
>implying loving princess mononoke isn't goat

It's not when someone is a fat dumbfuck like you

>>6201414
i swear to god I corrected

>>6205236
she is pretty adorable. I think she pulls it off well. Perfect size for relaxed rockabily

I've never seen cosplay or girls dressing very outlandish here, but I think the fedora is coloring your hair neon green or violent in certain parts and the rest black or getting a skrillex cut and dying it all black or platinum. And other shit like that.
It makes them looks "crazy" but they're ugly.

>>6205236
I think the fit is adorable. Where do I find cropped pants like hers? I'd like to try to pull off something similar.

>>6206894
yeah no shit. That's Snow White. Everyone knows Snow White.

>>6201122
It's a hit and a miss. The girl's who take it seriously are very vain and put a lot of work in to their look, then the itas look like this

>>6206963
yep, it has to be all the odd jean cuts girls wear with the same pair of shoes. Boot cut is stupid with sneakers

girls who "love" disney movies and are over 18
biggest turnoff for me

>>6204023
>not wearing a blouse.
That whore
>>6204094
>Choke a queen
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>6204692
>Describing Bodyline
That's only one brand. They started off like that, and that's exactly why no one buys from them. Classic and Gothic are not age play. There's already something dedicated to that, it's called sissy

>>6204692
>attracts a specific group
who like women who wear costumes as everyday clothing

how has noone posted this yet

>>6201308
oh god what

>>6207162
I don't think ive seen anyone wearing one of those things since, like, 2003.

>>6207218
then youre lucky

>>6201308
That's definitely not the female equivalent of a fedora wearing neckbeard

>>6206856
UGH. I haaaaate this so much. Girls only do it to try and upstage the actual princess.

>>6207242
girls are catty bitches
who knew

>>6207250
She looks like she'll make a great soccer mom, someday. Legs for days, though.

>>6206856
>disneybounds
What is that?

>>6207082
>tfw this chick would actually be hot af if she was skinny

>>6207250
Also, this chick is hot, but doing this routinely is weird.

>>6207283
Disneybounding is basically casually cosplaying Disney characters. Sometimes it works, like here >>6207250
Othertimes lazy bitches just throw on a yellow dress and claim they are disneybounding Belle.

>>6207335
Titled 'chubby bunny snow white'. If this isn't a female fedora fag, i don't know what is.

>>6207346
Those piercings are so disgusting

>>6207283
I'm sure she's a lot smaller under the lace monster ruffles

>>6207270
nah mate. trophy wife. she's too hot to be a soccer mom.

>>6201083
Ugly girls with eating disorders.

>>6201308
Wow I bailed after like 4 "Hey!"'s.

>>6201308
she's not a fedora wearing neckbeard because I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with her

Here

Also here

I'd say those girls that wear ponchos. They're usually 4/10, chubby, and desperate.

You guys are cute arguing over nerds and shit but you completely missed one key female demographic, the smelly unshaven feminist

>>6207492
>posting an ita bitch to represent an entire fashion
shiggy diggy doo

>>6206495
jesus christ that file name

>>6208480
but that is what most of the lolita fashionistas look like. Your pic is what they think they look like.

>>6206476
> loyal and faithful and lifepartnerish
> referring to any women as any of this
they're the same, dumb fuck. they just have more trouble getting passed around.

>>6206536
describing mlp fans

A fat feminist

>>6201083
a fedora wearing ham planet
bonus points if she's a deviant and/or feminist

>>6208923
ham planet
oh god, sides, where did you go

Ugg boots
North Face/Love Pink sweater

>>6201089
most insightful comment all day

>>6209366
Welcome newfriend

>>6209449
I wish I were new.

>>6209449
>adopting someone else's trip
>pretending to not be new

Why do people hate fedoras so much? I never wore one myself but I remember three or four years ago it was an easy way for nerds to be fashionable. Now because male nerds like me found a thing to feel better about themselves it has to be mocked and laughed at? I blame feminism. Or jews.

>>6208519
It's not hard to not look like >>6207492
Her tits are way too big for that salopette, she needs a fully shirred jsk. A better cutsew or blouse with a matching pink, a wig, and some make up. Oh and maybe loose some weight.
And ditch the atrocious socks. she needs tights.

>>6211086
0/10

>>6201204
> pansexual, rides a bicycle and loves craft beer

for fuck's sake why would to COMPLAIN about this in a woman?

oh wait, let me guess. burned by ex?

>>6206536
I've always hated that book and these people make me want to commit violence.

>>6207162
Wow. I really thought these ceased to exist... Are there really shops producing & selling these and even poeple buying? Post fit

>>6205103
i'd mow that lawn

>>6212068
HAHAHAHAHAHA tak for det billede m8

>>6201308
Eat some fucking protein, Jesus Christ