/fa/ - Fashion

>walking down street with gf
>car rolls by
>guy yells "You can your gf are a cute couple, have a lovely night!"
next day in my car I yelled at some guy and told him he was handsome

post what you were wearing

>>6073041
and* not can fuck Im retarded

I always yell wear a bra to joggers. They go from 0 to self conscious in 2 seconds flat. I am a terrible person.

i've had "hey fuck you woolies boy!" when i was in my work uniform
thats it though

>>6073039
this

>>6073020
its cuz ur hair du

>>6073045

man u a funny guy

>walking back from a show saturday night
>one friend doesn't have a shirt on
>i'm soaked with sweat and bruised up
>car of girls drives by
>"you guys are beautiful!"
>spirit was lifted

>>6073117
>i know this feel nigga
Seriously, i don't get why girls get mad when some random du say something about them sex appeal or stare at themtits and ass, I mean when this happens to me or sumbody stares at my bulge I feel like superman.
Ungrateful bitches

>>6073039
not particularly weird right

>>6073194
HEY HIPSTER KID

>>6073194
those pants are reaching capris heights

>>6073194

location? please don't say iowa

>>6073194
where's the backpack from
I think I have the same one

>>6073172
it's because as girls they get that shit everyday
it's gets rapey

it's evolutionary and social
it's the same reason y society expects men to initiate everything

>>6073095
Try it some time, guaranteed spaghetti

>>6073194
thats a nice fit
you should'dve spit at the car and muttered "plebs"

>living in america

>>6073172
what would you think if your mother got compliments all the time by creepy guys?

>>6073194
stop using pants that cropped pls

>>6073194
Where do you live?

>>6073194
pretty weird considering you live in .. i can't remember but it's somewhere pleb
it's your super short cropped pants

I was doing a presentation/conference thing for a class and a couple 5'2" dudes were talking about hipsters.

>we gotta dress HIPSTER
>look at that HIPSTER
>HIPSTER HIPSTER

I wanted to put my hand on their heads and press them down.

>>6073259
you should have asked them which was better: Post-avant jazzcore or progressive dreamfunk

>>6073194

I was wearing something similar (with longer pants though) and some girls shouted a phone number at me. Felt pretty good.

>>6073206
yeah theyre p high

>>6073198
i hate u shrugs

>>6073215
>>6073240
london

>>6073221
lol ty

>>6073225
uniqlo

>>6073298
tinny?

>>6073298
Oh don worry about it then bro, could have been tourists or passing chavs. That being said hem the pants down or go full Capri don't pussy foot in the middle ground.

>>6073318
oops
turned off trip to post on /mu/

>>6073288
sick im jealous

>>6073298
>>6073324
have i offended you in some way

>she says she likes your "hipster glasses"

>>6073336
>they're just regular prescription glasses

>>6073336
fuck it's been a while since I've laughed at a sadfrog picture

>>6073194
they still havent restocked that bomber :'(
fuck you tinny

>>6073329
You're not liked by anyone here m8.

>>6073020
I got called a ninja at a party once for wearing a black hoody and black pants more recently but ive been called a hipster all throughout highschool.

was with my qt gf and got told to 'take care of the princess' by a homeless man

so many feels ;_;

>>6073194
why do you have an H shirt

>>6073194
prob the cropped pants and the haircut

that and they prob seen u b4 styling

>>6073194
n water those shoes

>>6073336
>"you are such a hipster blue"

>>6073408
the H is for hipster, obviously

>>6073222
The poster lives in london... Nice job bro.

>>6073411
doc martens x adrien sauvage steed

>>6073395
You got #rekt by a homeless man.

You need a hug?

>>6073444
i don't see how i got rekt by a homeless man

it's probably because my gf and i make quite an attractive couple??

>>6073446

he was taking the piss ya muppet

where to cop jacket?

pls respond

>>6073458
He was trying to buddy up for spare change, dude.

>Frat dudes driving by.
>"Your pants are tight!"
>Blow them kisses.

>>6073194

Where's the flood?

a guy in a car called me white and chucked a rock at me. he was also white

>>6073497
com on

I got shouted at my university in New Jersey when I was wearing Unbranded 101s, brown boots and a denim jacket. "TOO MAINSTREAM" I was utterly confused.

>>6073268
progressive dreamfunk you idiot

>>6073621
so he just had rocks laying around in his car

>>6073683
premeditated racial hate crime

>Bros driving to party in heavy traffic
>Spot me walking
>"You should be on GQ!"
>"T-thanks!"

plebs calling you a hipster is the best compliment a /fa/ggot can get

>walking to work in D.C.
>I'm like 6' 135lbs so I wear really slim fit, tight suits
>dark navy coat, blue gingham shirt, dark navy pants, and light brown brogues, with a light blue rough cut tie (slim)
>guy in his car (white) at a stoplight
>takes the time to roll down his window and shout "HEY, HEY!" at me
>thought something was wrong so I turned around
>"FAGGOT!"
>quickly rolled up his window so I couldn't say anything back

wat.png

What was the fucking point of that shit. I wasn't even in the bad part of D.C. either.

>>6073666
You just got #ethered for pedestrian taste

>>6073747
well what do you expect? you were wearing a tight suit

Hey kid, did you quit smoking or just move to a different spot or something? I never see you outside in the cold anymore and I feel like we are drifting apart.

>>6073792
Pls respond tinfoil

>>6073790
I mean, the best way to describe it would be pretty fucking GQ suiting. It wasn't skin tight.

What, you think I'm going to wear some shitty unfitted rag for the sake of pedestrianism?

Naw nigga.

>>6073796
>GQ suiting
yeah you really are a faggot

>>6073777
They said it to mock me though

>>6073815
Or were they ironically mocking you? Sounds like you just got styled on.

>walking to class this morning wearing a burgundy tee with chinos and a pair of sneakers (hot day idgaf outfit)
>still half asleep
>some guy with a girl says "ngouts"
>stare straight on, not noticing him
>"ngofsu" as he passes
>stares at him
>what?
>realize he was saying "nice outfit" in a sarcastic tone

Was he really trying to impress that girl by talking shit about my clothes?

>>6073825
Oh shit...

>>6073831
Its ok it doesn't look like you got hurt this time. Just step up your game and look them dead in the eye and style right back next time.

>NICE HAT
I wasn't wearing one

>>6073792
i never smoked bro, all of my friends did so i went too

i dont do it that much any more cuz i have to study in my free time

i miss you too ;_;

>with gf
>walking around the "nicer" mall and she wanted to go get makeup
>wearing a Y-3 shirt
>cashier compliments it,pointing at the logo,and flirts HARD
>she has a french accent
>my gf laughs pretty hard about it

No one makes fun of my clothes anymore because im not 16.

>>6073851
Ever thought about getting a foot on the housing ladder?

>>6073883
yeah can i have a summer job please

Once when I was about 15 a car full of qt 18 year old girls pulled up and asked me if i wanted candy or a ride, still regret saying no even if they intended to erotically murder me.

>>6073885
We can offer you an unpaid internship doing this
but legally I have to tell you that the last one was raped when we forgot to unchain him from the front of the office and went home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_A4XJalsE0

>>6073882
>Y-3 shirt with bigass branding

You embody everything wrong with Y-3

I get a lot of shit from people about my rugby shorts after practice and what not.
>walking to my car
>clearly am sweating from physical activity
>"Nice shorts faggot."
>"Yeah whatever man."
That's it though.


Also you guys shouldn't feel that bad. I know all the frats here make their sober driving pledges take them on "campus runs" where they drive around campus and the city calling people "faggots" and telling them to "get some girls." A lot of the time it's not even your fault.

>>6073973
Are you a manlet or something? surprised somebody would say anything to you, you seem pretty built

>>6073973
>yeah whatever man

Wow sure showed them

>>6073973
mike I want you inside me

Sometimes I'll just hit on preteens.
Especially when I see a 12 year old wearing converse I love to just stop and be like "HEY YO GURL I LIKE DEM SHOOS."

>>6074013
Why not?

>>6073986
Nope, just Americans don't understand or know about rugby and just assume that you are wearing short shorts for fun.

>>6073992
Not like they could hear me when they speed up to get farther down the street. I don't normally chase down cars to fight people either.

>>6073194
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3K-itBNNRc&list=PLKPi39tTpkdqNuox7T00c__OfFxmjDkIg&index=12
Is that you at 1:25?

>>6074006
how do they react?

>>6073992
I think in situations like that Its better to let it go, you never know the state of mind of the person, you could end up in a fight and its not worth getting a fucked up face/brain damage/ending up in a coma for some random asshole

>>6074004
I'm not sure I can help with that over the internet.

>>6074016
Why not what?

>>6073924
It was the black polo with the black logo on the sleeve. You cant even really see it
also
>HURR DURR WEARING A LOGO WHAT ARE YOU A BILLBOARD???
Sorry to offend your gentle snowflake taste you unique motherfucker.

>tfw private school in Baltimore
if you don't wear gym clothes everywhere you're a faggot. No exceptions. If it's a formal event, pastel pants and a polo. No exceptions.

>>6074027
Why dont you chase down cars?

>>6074043
That's only worth doing if they throw something at you and there's less than 3 of them.

Or if they hit you with their car, that's happened before. It's hard to catch up to cars though, people tend to drive away when you run after them like you have a screw loose.

>>6073675
>progressive dreammfunk
>better than post-avant jazzcore

what the fuck am I reading

>>6074020
They really just have no clue what to think most of the time. Another thing I kinda like to do is just drive around with my friends wearing batman masks. One time we saw this kid riding a four wheeler and I just stopped and we all stared at him. he kinda looked at us funny for a while and then just turned around without saying anything.

>>6074054
>mfw mike gets hit by a car and still attempts to chase the mofos down
Mike confirmed 4 cyborg.

>>6073298
Which part of London?
Where do you usually buy clothes?

>>6074061
WHOAH haha thats pretty wild man :)
youre a really crazy MF-er

>>6074032

>>6073020

wat the fuck did you fookin say to me m8? i fookin smash ur hipster face in m8.

>>6074054
I feel like you have a really really rough sad life, despite your beauty everything goes wrong for you, if you're ever in Australia we should chill

>>6074032
Oh hey, a fellow Baltimore person. Wassup

Do you find this city to be /fa/ at all? Opinion?

>>6073268
>implying those don't actually exist
http://youtu.be/PBc_rMnHsLo
http://youtu.be/07x_k7oHr_U

>>6074083
not the person you're talking to but when ever I hear of baltimore all I think of is the baltimore cop

>>6073666
they didn't know how right they were

>>6074078
plus if he's in queensland (at least) he can wear football shorts without anyone even batting an eye

guys it is pretty sunny and hot out and I want to wear a blue button up and dark denim

would i look weird ?

>>6074100
I'm in canberra though so everyone dresses like they're about to go on an arctic expedition.

>>6074104
if the shirt is light blue you should be fine.

>>6074104
Wear denim shirt.
Denim on denim,dont be a nerd.

>>6074078
I've been to NSW. Sydney and some other places outside of it.

Nice country, would go back for sure.

People never compliment me.

>>6074162
You're beautiful anon

>>6074162
pls be in london

Thank god for that movie "The Hangover".

Before when I wore my messenger bag people were always yelling "Hey nice purse, faggot!".

Now everyone yells "Hey nice satchel, faggot!" instead. It's a step up at least.

>>6074162
turn around and aim camera lower

>>6074190
>>6074202
I'm pretty sure that isn't anon in the .gif...

>>6074200
Seriously considering coping a messenger bag, not sure if confident enough to pull it off

tfw drunk whore screamed UR SO EDGY in my face when i was biking while wearing an m65 rawz boots and teashade glasses

>>6074212
Don't get one like in the pic, a nice earth tone fabric bag is ideal. Nobody actually gives me any guff about it.

>>6074212
Fucking faggot, are you bent?

>>6074202
>>6074190
>>6074185
>>6074215

>>6074227
Yeh obviously, that's purse territory. Any recommended brands for a messenger bag like that?

>>6074244
u fukin nig nog i'll kill u irl

One guy alone walking down the street called a fag by eighteen guys in a Honda civic.

>>6074259
as opposed to online? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Back when I was in highschool people shouted "ginger" and "Ron Weasley" during drivebys but that was about it. Happened twice when I was like 13 and never again.

>>6074264
yh m8 i'm ripped look at my selfie on /fit/ u fukin wog >>>/fit/19629486

I always keep some rocks at cars so I can reply when they shout at me, but you have to run like a bitch if they realize

>Be at party
>Girl I hardly know from the year above me comes over
>"Hey, you're that cute hipster"

mfw

>>6074389
What did you respond?

>>6074389
Perfect gif hahahaha

>2011
>Summer
>Hour's walk from house to gym
>Bottom half dressed for street, top half dressed for gym
>Jeans, white sneakers, black compression shirt, sunglasses, messenger bag with gym kit, longboard
>Cars full of women keep stopping and honking at me
>wtf I weigh 170lbs at best and don't even look like I lift

>2013
>Today
>Gym buddy is 37-year-old Irish man built like a tank
>I'm now 220lbs
>Getting food in Asian restaurant post-workout
>Group of black women at opposite table walk out and stop to tell us they're mirin
>Actually used the word mirin
>Fuck you internet

>>6074481

>white and black people in an Asian restaurant at the same time

What is this, PF Changs?

>>6074481
I know that feel man, I have been getting compliments all week but am still cutting. I think I look like a fat piece of shit from the long winter bulk but people are mirin' hard. I don get it.

>>6074481
>mirin
That's just how vibrant people of colour pronounce everything.

>>6073194
H is for hipster

I was wearing a striped dark orange/brown rugby after coming from practice, a bunch of fratfags stuck their heads out and said
>"this isn't hogwarts pussy!"
They aren't even hogwarts colors

I remember around 10 years ago, I used to sport a shaved head and long beard. I would constantly get anti-Muslim shit yelled at me by people in cars. WTF? I'm pretty much agnostic.

>>6074508
I know, right? Not going to be in decent shape until June at this rate...

>>6074524
>Fratboys
>Having the temerity to call a rugby player a pussy

Top lel, m8. They'd last 0.5 seconds in a scrum and probably piss and shit themselves in the process.

>>6073020
I've had workers wolf wistle at me.

It's not something you should think about too much, people just get their kicks out of it

>>6074562
Are you a guy?

>>6074591
y-yes

>>6074525
are you brown tho

>look better than people
>hurr hipster

>>6074689
It's your fault for being so against being ugly, faggot

>>6074527
Just think bro, this isn't even our final form

>>6074678
Nope.

>>6074705
i cant think of a comeback

>>6074705

6/10

>>6073039
What is with the cropped trousers hate? I like em.

>>6073747
take it as a compliment, fags have an excellent sense of style & fashion

>>6074527
I had the idea to cut for the summer. Ended up running, a-lot. Taken it up as my new favourite pastime. Ran my first marathon distance 2 weeks ago. Weighed myself for the first time in months yesterday.

>Lost 11kg
>What people were saying was true after all
Hitting summer looking like a twink. Oh well.

>>6074791
Im starting to run and swim a bunch. Put on a bunch of muscle over winter, I'm going to look like the hunk I always knew I was this summer.