/fa/ - Fashion

>>>/r9k/

>>6007439
Take this shit to /r9k/, /b/, or /adv/. Fuck.

Also, you're better off than most people on 4chan. . . not that its something to be proud of.

>mfw a girl that I kissed with found my tumblr found out that I called her a slut on it and told all her friends about it

just turned 18 too and I'm a kissless virgin, as the faggot before me said you're better off than most people on 4chan
Bonus: I'm 6'3" and ripped/athletic with a decent face

i had my first kiss when i was 21 fuck yall i look good

>>6007459

Why did you call her a slut?

>>6007475
cause he kissed with her out of a relationship

whore

im 30yo kissless virgin, if that makes u feel better. it's awful because my confidence is gettin lower and lower as the years roll by.

>>6007493
Do you wear a fedora on a regular basis? That might be the root of your problem, my friend.

>>6007493
what do u look like

why dont u judt get drunk and go somewhere where theres drunk grills

>>6007493
w2c wizard robe x hat

i'm 23 and am still a kissless virgin
i'm good looking and in good shape
i dress well and am charismatic
i am really confident to the point where most people would consider it a form of narcissism

girls complement me and guys want to be my friends
yet i fucking hate people and will never know the feeling of loving someone

i could easily get laid if i went out and fucked some random girl in a club but i don't want to

>tfw no feels

>>6007493

You can still do it man. Don't mean to get all Tony Robbins on you here but anyone can turn their situation around for the better with a little/a lot of work. Do something to get that confidence up nigga.

>>6007555

>I could kiss girls but..... I DON'T WANNA

>>6007572
what are you implying fuccboi?

This thread is even sadder when its not in /r9k/ and its in the context of supposedly fashionable people.

>>6007582
you're gay

>>6007572
it's not that i don't want to kiss or have sex with them but i just don't care about it too much
i am disgusted by people who are in love and want to distance myself from them
maybe i'm just edgy and these thoughts will go away eventually

>>6007582

>Misanthropic until a girl comes on strong/says she loves you
>married with kids/twenty cats two months later

>>6007493
women's labido peaks at age 30
so take >>6007502 advice and get drunk

>>6007605
iknow your feels. I used to care about love, now i am loveless and not even motivated. Let the chips fall where they may. I will never be lved -- prove me wrong, fuccchild.

>>6007611
you gave me some hope anon
what made you change your opinion on people?

>>6007605
Goddamnit. You douchebag.
Get over yourself.

You're missing out on litterally the best part of life because bloo hoo hoo I hate everyone///////
Sex will change your life m8
You need to start putting forth an effort and stop being so lazy, or you'll end up just 30 y old anon

It's not like its anything that requires much thought anyway

>>6007605
>maybe i'm just edgy and these thoughts will go away eventually

they shall pass, anonymous
in time you will understand and embrace the true nature of your species
to lurve

>>6007638

>>6007638
Everyone is shit. I am better than shit. I do not want to spend my seed on shit. I am a huge faggot with unrealistic preferences. I want a girl that is just like in my Japanese animes.

>19
>banged 1 girl a few times
>made out with about 5

how bad am i doing? i was homeschooled most of my life and didnt go to uni. severe vidya addiction. all those things happened last summer when i manned up

>>6007663
this

>>6007650
your drug-feulled picture disturbs me

>>6007665
Dude. You're fiiiiiinnnnnnneeeee. Don't worry about it, you bitch. You're doing well for yourself.

Definitely do something with the vidya addiction. That won't take you anywhere, I promise you. Just take a look at the manchildren on /v/.

>>6007665
19 kissless virgin here

>>6007668
Oh I was just being a sarcastic little cunt. I honestly don't want an anime gf, I think that would be boring.

>>6007673
i am one of those manchildren during the winter

>>6007665
dude you're fine
what you should be worried about is finding someone you love, not upping your booty count

how do you even kissless virgin at 30, i was literally one of the ugliest most autist dicks in highschool and i still had a gf

>>6007681
The time spent on vidya could be time spent on another hobby. Ever tried art or music production? How about working out? Have you ever tried to learn cooking? How about reading? Heck, you could land a crappy retail job for the winter season and make some cash. Does vidya make you cash? I think not.

>using sex as a self-esteem metric

doing it very, very wrong

>>6007685
>what are standards

>>6007679
i was just making fun of myself by saying "this" because thats actually how i think sometimes

>>6007695
or it could just be spent on vidya

>>6007684
don't listen to this cunt.. it's all about the count.. don't ever forget that..

>>6007695
i lift and read and i wanna go to school but my life is depressing and i am depressed so i just escape it with vidya chan and fashion

>>6007685
everyone can fuck the ugly chicks but if you're shut in you develop a narcissism that makes you believe you're better than everyone else and you're better off without them

but it's comfortable not to give a fuck about that and just keep telling yourself how shit the world is(>implying it's not)

>tfw kissed a girl once and am content with that
accept yourselves, fuccbois

>>6007712
>if you're shut in you develop a narcissism that makes you believe you're better than everyone else
I used to be like this. Holy shit, reading that post made me feel a lot of feels. I'm glad I grew out of that shitty phase and became a normal person.

>>6007724
we all feel these feels anon
i'm >>6007555 btw
>tfw this thread gives me hope

>>5742559
I think that you should blunder your way into what you want, even if you fuck it up or make a fool of yourself or do something that provides cringe fuel for the next decade.

Preparing for your future is an important thing, don't get me wrong - I need only take my car into the shop to see what happened to some of the guys who didn't prepare. But at the same time, how much do you really need to buckle down? When are you going to chase those wild dreams, those perfect young girls, when you're older? When you haven't got youth on your side?

University is a great thing that ups your quality of life and learning potential rather dramatically, and you should never doubt that. But is a perfect report card really necessary? I think that having those risky life changing flings and experiences are what REALLY shapes us as men, not some burned out economics teacher in a lecture hall of thousands where 1500 are either still drunk or half asleep.

You are young. Go ahead and bite off more than you can chew. Fail spectacularly! But live, live now while you can, before you get too old and every hangover takes three days to pass, before you get too old and you'll find yourself homeless if you don't file the TPS reports by thursday.

Patterns form all the time, and they DO go on forever, unless we make active choices to change them and act on those choices every day. Don't get yourself caught at 38, sing "woulda Coulda Shoulda" into a half empty pint as you wonder what could have been.

Go wild, we're all at a beautiful crux in human history where the very nature of reality and human thought is changing forever! Celebrate it, and don't be afraid to fail, ever!

>>6007685
very easily when you naturally discourage yourself from trying to fuck chicks and actively try to avoid them due to some fucked up mental block built up over the years

if you don't actually try with girls you will get nowhere. don't listen to what anyone else says, talking to girls is a skill that comes easily to some and not at all to others. you can be as pretty and charming as humanly possible but you gotta at least make it known you want some pussy to SOMEONE

at least this is how it was for me. i did get over it and now am in a loving relationship

>>6007732
>>5742559
Not poet, but you're looking at it the wrong way. First, and most importantly, you're severely discounting the way that "mingling in someone else's life" when you have "an amazing connection" can be an enormous boon to your selves and your lives. We are who we are because of our connections with other people, how they influence us, the directions they push and pull us.

Second, you're 19. It's weird if you "have your shit together."

Third, "having shit together" is a worn out and toxic trope. What does it even really mean? For the most part, it points to some kind of comfortable, terminal boring ease that's probably not really possible and so just makes people simultaneously anxious and boring when they structure their lives around it.

Focus on what you want to actually *do*. Work on doing it. All the other shit that must be together will decline in importance. And let yourself be vulnerable and affected by another person.

These are posts that helped me.

OP, read this pdf
http://www.djbible.classicalgasemissions.com/book_of_pook.pdf

yea its kinda got a dumb name, but don't judge based off that.

it's about self-improvement, and how to attract/get girls.

it's work amazingly for me.
also check out the forum SoSuave.

a lot of people will say it's sexist, or whatever, but it's not.
it's just full of stuff that people have a hard time admitting, because the truth hurts sometimes.

>no friends
>only thing to spend money on is clothes
>too lazy to do schoolwork
>spend all freetime on 4chan
>realize ive spent all my weekend on this shitty board

What the fuck am i doing with my life

Yes, I had made out with just 3 girls by age 18 and a few months after I got a gf who I met on a night out.

>>6007671
drug fueled?
no
truth fueled

>>6007755
#4channed

I am 18 and I have only kissed 1 girl when I was 17
I never wasted a thought on whether I am doing good or not

Bceause it was true meaningful.

Something I got by reaching out to another person by exposing my ugly self, it was the real deal not some drunk bitch

I could die without regrets, even if I were to stay kissless from that moment on

>>6007555
you are lying to yourself homie.

straight up.

you haven't "chosen" to not get laid, you haven't been able to do it.

First tip to getting girls, is to stop giving a fuck about them.

You can't go out looking for a "good girl." You find a girl you think is hot, cool or anything, play her, make her fall in love with you.

But don't expect it to last.
you shouldn't even just date one at a time, unless you can keep your priorities in order, and have distance between the two.

>>6007777
is that picture true? it makes me so sad

>>6007755
>finals coming up
>didnt study
>im still fucking here

>>6007777
I can feel with you

I'm 18, gay, and have made out with 7 girls. STEP IT UP NIGGARS

>>6007777
>I could die without regrets, even if I were to stay kissless from that moment on
Oh dude, that is such a cute thing to say. I'd hug you. N-no homo, I swear.

>>6007470
>tfw turn 21 next month
>tfw kissless virgin

I-Is t-there any hope?

>>6007782
>you are lying to yourself homie.
i know
i don't care
leave me alone
..
;_;

>>6007777
beautiful
i love you

>>6007777
this image gives me the feels

>>6007755
>3 seperate friend groups
>spend money on guitars, motorcycle and clothes
>do schoolwork with religious fervor and get good grades
>realise I've spend the gross of this weekend on this shitty board

I was once getting high as fuck with this girl when she jumped on my like a fucking tiger sticking my tongue in my mouth before i even manage to open my teeth.Needless to say i bailed shortly afterwards like a little bitch.All of this happened when i was 17.I regret it to this day.

a depressed feels thread on /fa/?
>20 y/o handholdless/kissless etc virgin
>life is spent either in lectures, in the library or at home
i feel like i ought to go out and "live life" but i don't know where to start and i can't really be bothered to change.

raf bomber to make post more /fa/

>>32237995
>tfw I look in the mirror and feel that I look good but then I take a photo and its like I don't even recognize the person in the photo, its even worse when someone else takes it because I want to look good but just end up looking awkward. I mean I used a shitty camera phone but its fucked me up, I have no motivation to do anything

>>6007732

Normalfag pls go

>being kissless at 30
shit mate..
well im almost 24 and virgin, got some chicks back then one gave me a handjob. i dont think like getting a pussy is some lifes holy grail, but fuck summer is comming and i feel like need that pussy. in free time dream about true love (fun fact is when you will tell a girl you feel love her youre out of business)
it appears that i get better with chicks the more of dickhead i am. welp

>>6007777
Awesome.

also, pic related

>>6007812
yes
6 months ago i was in your big shoes bane
i thought i was doomed to wizardry, i reserved myself and even found comfort in the idea of being alone
i would be the tragic hero, the one who did everything right but could never get what he wanted most
i asked out a qt, and my life changed
you can do it, anon. i know you can

>>6007862
>>6007815
>>6007802
>>6007791
>>6007789
T-t-thanks anon

>>6007863
i love you guys

as much as this site hurt my life you guys are still kind of my family :)

>>6007861
Music festivals are your best bet this summer then.
>Get drunk
>Act all alpha in the crowd 'n shit
>Get pu$$y
>I'm 12

>>6007459
peppy all sides are go
also lel I remember this ahahah

>>6007863
I asked out a qt and she said yes, we met but she has a bf and now I'm back to square one. I'm trying but its not coming

>>6007872

fuck off you fat piece of shit

>>6007785
it's actually a quote from a sz user with several thousand posts.

>>6007493
don't break your kissless streak 15 more years and you get the basic spellbook

>>6007881
post fit fuccboi

>>6007716
I-I'll kiss you anon-kun

>>6007881
ahah "fat piece of shit"
>confirmed for basicbitch @ most
>even if you had yeezy's money you'd still wear cheenaz
>ahaha
>b5 ur respond post a fit

sorry rick owens doesn't sell hope.

>>6007877
>>6007877
you must keep trying
i had many failures myself
but all it takes is one success to take the pain of those rejections away forever
there is a fiona out there for every shrek

>>6007920
>shoes indoors
>dirty dishes
>horrible tshirt
>disgusting facial hair

>>6007920
you dress like one of those ugly and poor emo girls who look like emo boys and hang around with betas by default

>>6007920
also, are those yoga pants? r u a trap?

>>6007920
ew

Shave, practice more hygiene
Buy a bottle of Burberry Brit or something

>be 21
>be fit, good hygiene and hair
>spend hundreds of bucks on clothes each month

>hate talking to people and be around with them
>don't have a single friend, never really had one
>at the workplace and at school everyone just avoids me at this point
>can't hit on girls
>all my partners came from online dating, and all my relationships died in a week or two when they realized I'm fucking boring and weird

Navy blue bermudas with white belt, cop?

23 y/o, got my first kiss last night. Me and her were both drunk and high. It felt good, and I still have a warm feeling inside the day after, but I have 0 emotional or romantic feelings for her. I'm sure I could have fucked her, but we're kinda friends, and I have a feeling it's going to be awkward enough next time I see her. As soon as I heard people we knew coming, I pulled away from her and just walked away, acting like nothing happened. We didn't talk or make eye-contact the rest of the night.

She's also not the only girl who came onto me that night, but she was the most attractive one. She is black though, so now the 4chan-racist in me is weirded out that my first kiss was a black girl. In fact, 90% of women who seem interested in me are black. How do I attract wite wimenz, /fa/?

>>6007439
When I turned 18 I had never kissed a girl.

I only had my first kiss when I was 20, last year. Up until then I didn't have contact with any girls and I thought I was ugly. Then I went to a club for the first time in my life and I didn't even reach the entrance or some 8/10 girl came up to me and started kissing me.
After that I started going out a bit more for a while and kissed 8 different girls in a year (one ugly girl when I was shitfaced but for the rest 7-9/10s). Then about half a year ago I had sex for the first time with an average girl and shortly afterwards with 2 more girls. Now I have my first girlfriend.

TLDR: if you start late you can still catch up

OP here, so it seems im in the clear.

good, pretty everyone my age had sex a long time ago and i felt like a loser

>>6007978
u fucke up hom ie

I'm turning 19 in 2 months and I've only fingered to chicks and gotten three handjobs.

I've also only made out with like 5 chicks.

>feelsbadman

I'll never lose my virginity ;_;

this thread is sad

ya'll can do it guys
just put yourself out there
worst thing that happens is she says no

>>6008090
But if she says no, I'll just fall into a huge spiral of depression

Actually, it'd be easier if there was a she I was interested in, can't talk to random strangers at all

>>6008033
how so

>cute girl I've never even met before comes up to me
>she starts chatting, complimenting me and my clothes
>try to reply back and compliment her too
>after a while she makes this face
>mentions she has something to do and leaves

...if I had a dollar every time this happened.

I'm was a kissless virgin until I was 16, then I just walked up to a girl I knew and told her to kiss me.

so many virgins on /fa/, arent you supposed to have tons of bitches when youre /fa/?... as i do - 19yo, 5 gf fucked

pic related, bro fist with a virgin

>>6008103
you could just y'know
talk to them
at the pub or something
without wanting to fuck them

>>6008137
she made that face to no one? like there was no one else there?

whats with that

>>6007777
ur a good one, m8.

i love you (no homo tho)

>>6008137

sounds like you suck at talking, next time a girl does that, ask her opinions on things, fashiony girls loves to talk about their point of view.

>>6007782
ur a faget

>>6007824
i no this feel

wat the fuk do ppl do in ther lives?

How to talk to girls being 5'7 asian living in white man's country in Europe?

>>6008164
Not literally that of course, just wanted a clear example

>>6008171
Pretty sure it's my voice and my mimicry. I don't feel any more nervous around girls than men, it's just I still come off as awkward. Don't really know how to change it though

I'm not that stupid, I know you have to make girls talk because they love their opinions

>>6008188
bcome a hollister douchebag, grills seem to love asians if they don't have any qualities round here (norway)

>>6007824
Of course if you wear stuff like that

You'd meed a huge confidence to pull that off, which is pretty obvious you don't have

>>6008156
Yeah, "just talking" to someone is the hard part - I know it sounds stupid

>>6007882

The fact that anyone has said this ever fills me with infinite sadness.

>>6008195

ah, maybe you dont spend that much time with women. I work with mostly women and take classes with mostly women so i just treat them like normal people like i do a guy, im not really nervous, so idk, you probably should just spend more time w/ girls and youll be more relaxed.

>>6008201
well you're right
do you have a job? if not then get one, you'll have to talk to people out of necessity
or take some classes or something

>>6008212
Yeah I guess, it's just no girls at my school, my workplace or close circle of friends. Shit sucks

But "thankfully" I only suck at flirting. When it's stuff like meeting someone from a dating site I have no real problems

>>6008227
Tried forcing it (telemarketing, mcdonalds, info desk at some mall), had the opposite reaction.

You can't really learn something in a few weeks that you'd need 20 years for, see what I mean?

>>6008245

no, but you can still get better at it, if you dont talk to people for even a few days, you wont be able to immediately socialize as easily, however if you keep putting yourself out there (going to class/work/getting drinks/helping neighbor/running errands) you will notice interaction and striking conversation gets much easier very quickly. (just my exp.)

>>6008212
Not the guy you responded to, but I feel like the whole
>i just treat them like normal people like i do a guy
thing is part of my problem. I've had female friends since I was in preschool, and I've always talked to them the same way as other guys. To this day I still have lots of female friends, meet girls in class, and work a retail job where I talk to (often beautiful) women every day. I think when all my male friends hit puberty and started having to learn to talk to women, the sexual intention was obvious to the women. Since I already "knew" how to talk to girls, injecting sexuality into it and treating them differently from the guys I know is challenging.

>>6008261
Guess so.

Still, I have a job (don't have to talk to customers so no problems), go to classes, same as most of my previous high school years, but haven't really seen much difference

Maybe some therapy would work better? I dunno

>>6008245
Autism is all in the mind. You're a fuccboi because you *believe* you're a fuccboi

Just be less of a bitch it's really all it takes. Nobody can see you're autistic until you start talking about how much protein powder you eat or all the feel pics you saw on /fit/

>>6007732
Fuckin' saved.
Well said, brother.

>>6008288
That's actually good advice. But it's not like you can lobotomize yourself to "forget" how much you hate yourself.

Just keep fit, keep fa, and one day your personality will adjust

>tfw 18
>tfw shit skin since last year
Fuck this, how am I supposed to kiss a girl if my face resembles a pizza?
>tfw spring and sunny all day so it even worse
>tfw lost confidence
Why did it happen to me

I-I just want to live happy

>>6008580
WHat have you tried to get rid of it?

>>6008580
Be happy
Force yourself to.
It works.

Also Vitamin D

>be 21
>never kissed a girl
>5'9, asian with fairly light skin, and lean
>wonder if i'm autistic but have plenty of guy friends
>wonder if i'm just gay
>spend all my money on clothes
>still live with parents
>no car
>girls find me boring because i'm awful at small talk

is there any hope for me, /fa/?

>>6008580
iktfb. i started lurking /fa/ a few months ago and that's when i've got some horrid acne on my nose that won't go away. jdimsa

>>6008593
masks, ointment, diet, proper sleep schedule, etc
Someone adviced me to try antibiotics though, I'll get them next week

>>6008597
>Vitamin D
didn't work

>>6008631
you sound like the typical young asian male to me, i wouldn't be concerned.

>>6008637
advised*

>>6008631
Just let it come naturally, don't get discouraged
like this guy
>>6007777

>>6008637
try spot cream like quinodrem, if that and washing your face doesnt work get accutane

>>6008637
Did you actual ask doctors?

>>6008640
this is right. you are normal Asian male

>>6008188
>tfw azn in northern yurope
>tfw all qt azn girls are dating white guys
>tfw white girls aren't attracted to you

wat do /fa/?

>>6007882
aww that's awfull

>>6008668

go for the white girls that get beat up by their white boyfriends, and date them, they wont be afraid of you cuz your little like them

19 y/o. touched 3 vaginas, had my penis inside two of them. made out with 30+. maybe 20 of those were one time only. kissed 50+.

but ive touched zero penises ;_;

>>6008683
actually there is one qt girl that i think likes me. we talk a bit at school and on facebook, but she's a total pleb.

>>6008668
Move to Asia. Asian guys are only attractive to waps. It's a sad fact of life. Just be glad you aren't Indian because they're attractive to no one.

>>6008699
>we talk a bit at school and on facebook
She wants to have your kids, drop her before it's too late!

>>6008706
You should try it sometimes, masturbation feels pretty good

>>6008668
If you were a girl, would you be attracted to a guy who constantly feels inferior for no reason?

Think about it

>>6008654
>>6008656
>Did you actual ask doctors?
Yes, he gave me list of antibiotics
>accutane
Isn't it for some fucked up level of acne? Mine is not that bad, something like picrelated

>>6008750
You change your pillow every night and dont touch your face

>>6008749
you have a point

>>6008749
>no reason

He's in Northern Fucking Europe, bro, they're all 6'+ and attractive. He's fucked. Shit, most everyone would be fucked there.

>>6008777
well i'm in finland, they're not that attractive over here.

>>6008777
The point still stands

You think Nordics are attractive because they are rare where you live.

If he stopped being a bitch and were to step up his game a bit, he could meet a qt or two no problem

>>6008761
Do you actually think that I haven't heard this million times before?

>>6008791
Indeed

i see buttugly asian boys with qt girls all the fucking time

>>6008805
maybe its your diet.

If you still have it then you're gonna have to wait till puberty finishes

>>6008805

I had it when I was in middle / high school and it went away on its own

but one thing I noticed is stress, when summer rolled around and I didn't have school work it went away

so you can try exercising and eating healthy and all that good stuff, jsut general quality of life, even if it doesn't help your acne it'll be worth doing

>>6007755
I wish I didn't know this feel

>>6009097
Welcome to the #abyss

>>6007755
>>6009097
>finally manage to leave a board forever
>get addicted to an entirely different one

Someone just kill me

>>6008580
this sounds exactly like me

i was fucking sexy until last september

fuck being 18 bro

>>6009120
this is the way 4chan works bro

>>6008781
top lel vittuboi

6'4 swedish, blonde, muscular masterrace reporting in

we all look like this here

>>6007863
b-but how did you know what to do? like, i dunno if i'm supposed to put my tongue in her mouth or what and how long it should be or when i should stop. then "dating" is weird, like, where do we go? what do we do? when can i finally try to have sex with her (a whole other nightmare). I'll always feel that girls will know I'm inexperience somehow and that will be a bad thing

>>6009722
Dolfs everywhere,

>>6009120
that's a sign that you have too much time

Sure there is, i had only made out with one girl when i was 18.
Now i'm 22 with a great gf, great apartment and a generally great life. Also my looks have improved a lot.

>>6009760
Actually, I don't, I'm just too lazy to do important stuff and I'm too addicted to this site to get away from this shithole

>If I don't write and send that 5 page paper in 2 hours I'll fail the entire semester!
>Eh, just ten more minutes of 4chan

(I actually went to a therapist. She didn't believe it was even possible to be addicted like this, basically laughed me out)

>>6007493
men usually peak at their 30's, so yeah there's still hope for you

>>6009722

yeah whatever, it's not /fit/ but you still look exactly the same

<<<reminder

and girls peak at 14

>>6009741
Not a problem if she's 13

>>6009741
You watched some better amateur porn or read some cosmo articles on vaginas then even as a virgin you are better experienced than two-thirds of laid men

People massively overrate the ignorance of virgins.

Hell, when I lost it at 20, my gf simply didn't want to believe I was her first

>>6007812
>tfw i'll be 21 in december
>still no gf

>be the kid with no friends after school
>5 years after high school no problem going to a show to fuck and never talk to the girl again
>tfw memorized my usual fake number

>>6009831
i'm more afraid about kissing (on the mouth) than penetration

>>6009863
it's reflex

Or if you are that scared just pay a better hooker to teach you. They get million times more awkward requests so don't worry

>>6009863

kissing is easy as fuck

just keep your eyes closed

>>6008580
Dude if ur outside the sun give u nutrients and kills skin bacteria. Also if u tan it will fad the acne marks. Summet a tually should make ur skin better as long as ur not greasy all day

21 kissless virgin, I occasionally have small talk with girls but I feel the spaghetti crawling up my ass every time.

>>6009863
you kinda lick her tongue and she licks yours

It's awkward at first but it comes natural

>>6008580
doesn't make sense.
The sun makes my acne go away (vitamin D, desinfection, tanning), plus it lowers my stress so I get even less because of that.

>>6009863
you just like go with it and do what feels right

>>6009904
what am i supposed to do with my lips doe

>22
>no gf, no f
>work at home
Why do I keep buying all these clothes if I have no reason to wear them

>>6009901
You are a memespewing insecure faggot, no wonder you never get laid

Post fit

If you are that scared of a few "haha get better jeans" comments then you'll never man the fuck up to ask out a girl

Then get better clothes, work out and post another fit

Do this until you get positive reactions. It will give you a fuckhuge moral boost and you will realize you can do anything

Or no, post a fit tomorrow. Or tomorrow's tomorrow. Life's long, eh, we all have time

Im 18 and tfwnoqtgf. Its really starting to bug me though. When i was an unnattractive unfashionable pleb people used to make an effort to talk to me. Now people dont even talk to me and im extremely uncomfortable in social situations. I dont know how to talk to people or where to meet them. When im in class no one really talks to eachother. How do i meet people?

you are all faggots. At 18 I had had sex with 16 females. Not even an alpha, just not a massive faggot like yall.

hint: they like sex too

>>6009922
you kinda go at an angle to close the gap to stop the drool from leaking out

>>6009972
>hitn: they liek sex too

Would you fuck an awkward molefaced weird who smells like piss dressed in 2000 dollars of drag just because you like sex?

>>6007738
Hey, this really ain't too bad. I strongly encourage you guys to learn a bit about pick up, and this guide really is useful.

>>6007777
You're fucking pathetic.

>>6010009
be sure to get context by reading proper literature after though

>>6010019
Y-y-you too anon

hey guys, does anyone has this feel?

>be 24
>had a few short flings(sex) with girls
>never really had a relationship with a girl
>never bringing a girl home leads to awkward family gatherings
>why are you still alone anon, are you gay?
>tell them i've been with girls a few times
>they don't believe me and still think i'm closet gay

So how do i fix this? I mean they keep bugging me to bring a girl home. But i'm at a point in my life when i really enjoy being single. And when i tell them this they always come back with the 'gay argument'. Should i just hook up with a random chick for a while just to make them stop?

>>6010065
i don't get it; what's the problem?

>>6007738
Some of the tips of the book are great, otehrs are just empty banalities

Liek he explains to be patient but not the advantages of a patient tactic

Or how it tells you to rely on guts and reflexes - which for a guy who has neither is actually counter-productive

Uses a lot of words and space to tell basically nothing. It doesn't tell you exactly what to do or what to say just extremely vague general rules of thumb. Like "be confident".

It also assumes the reader is attractive, charming and a nice person to be around - who only lacks confidence and experience. Which of course doesn't apply to most

Ditto to the OP but 2 of those girls I had sex with so its not all bad, also the most recent one is my current GF who I've been best friends with for months and it's going perfectly so there is no problem

>tfw

>>6007690
No. Your only true purpose in life is procreation. If women want to bang you(the real you, not your wallet or health insurance or citizenship), you are automatically successful.

>>6010173
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DpWdd6_ZxX8c

>Be 18
>Never had a gf, never kissed a girl, etc.
>Prom's coming up
>Get buddy to text the girl I want to ask if she think's I'm attractive just for some assurance
>She responds to him with:
>"Who's that?"
>tfw I've known her since sixth grade and spent the past week texting her
>tfw she's my only option and I need to ask her either tomorrow or Tuesday
>I'm dreading doing it
>If she says no I have nobody to go to prom with and my Dad will probably think I'm a faggot
I fucking hate knowing she'll probably say no and I can't do shit about it. And to add insult to injury, my shitty friend who promised to hook me up with one of his gf's friends decides to help my other friend get a date instead.

I can't wait for high school to be over, fuck these people.

>>6007459

>>6010217
I didn't go to my prom. I was a dork in highschool, went to college and everything changes, you can be whoever the fuck you want cause its a fresh start. Your highschool is almost over so who gives a fuck. Just ask her, she says no? Oh fucking well you wont give two shits about prom in two years.

>tfw had gfs since 5th grade with only a few years here and there being single

>>6010217
>prom comes up
>panic, ask out some ugly ass bitch nobody wanted to dance with me
>week earlier
>get into a car accident
>toe broken
>watch the whole prom sitting on the sidelines with a tied up leg, smirking like a jackass
>ugly girl cries the whole time that her big lifetime moment was ruined

Everything better than expected

>>6010217
here's the thing I wish i had realized in 12th grade
If prom is coming up and the girl you like doesn't have a date yet she will be getting anxious as FUCK.
However bad you would feel not having a date to prom, multiply that tenfold and that's what she's feeling.
Girls really care about that shit.
So fuck it, ask her.
99% of girls will be more than happy just to have somebody to go with at all.

>>6010268
>cute girl who wasn't asked out for prom
>implying she was cute

>>6007755
>this x every weekend

>>6010217
Jeez brov, just ask her mane. If she rejects you, so what, people will snicker at the sight of you and think ill of you? No, no one will care. If she says yes = you gettin laid mofugcuh

>>6007813
>>6007555
We /r9k/ now?

>>6007663
>just like in my Japanese animes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA U KILLED ME

how ugly are you motherfuckers i'm 17 and have slept with 8 girls all of which were 7/10 at least wtf is your problems

you're pretty normal

>>6010330
lel geeky nerds looking at starrrrs

>>6010330
>tfw 19
[feels intensify]

>>6010349
I'm 19 in 4 days and a a guarantee one year from now I'll be feeling your feels. Luckily I'm going to a uni where none of my friends are going so I can just lie

>>6010349
dude 2 in 10 people is a lot of people, being a virgin isn't weird at your age

I lost my virginity like a week after I turned 19 and everything went absolutely fine

I'd recommend doing it with a girl you're dating because then she'll be down to have loving awkward sex with you

the pressure is much higher with one night stands

>be 19
>be chubby
>have massive gyno, nipples like sliced salami
>lost virginity at 13 when I was 160cm and 85kg to a nutter GF, only one I've had.
>Not that sharp of a dresser
>awkward posture
>Go out every weekend not looking to get laid, just dance and have a good time with friends
>Still get women hitting on me every weekend
>One of whom got voted Ms. Herschool (a nigress though)
>Another one of 'em was a caramel colored 10
>Have had women come up to me asking me if I'd sleep with them
>Wore a gold chain once, eastern european women harassing me all night for the D

Srsly, when I went out just to get the pussy, I never got the pussy. When I go out and don't want the pussy, the pussy aches for my genital thrust. Or maybe it's just that I'm a god tier dancer.

ITS THAT FUCCIN SIMPLE

>>6010065
>"Why do you keep bringing this up? Want me to suck your dick or something?"

>>6010330
a third of all 18-19 yo is a vidgin?
i don't believe that it's too good to be true

>>6013345
I've seen and heard this a few times from different people and sources.
The thing is, people who aren't virgin just talk about it, those who are don't and everyone will assume they aren't.

>>6013356
or they lie like me

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>>6007755
FUCK.

>>6010330

>stops at 24

I'm 25.

>>6013409
you fucked up

Just get a hooker

There are good brothels for quarter the price of an average shoe you buy five of every month. They will even teach you so you won't fuck up and come off as an insecure teenager with an actual girlfriend

>>6013378
>That kid at school who says he can kickflip.
Hahahahaha hoooooooly shit that's scary accurate.

Anyone here got any experience using coconut oil in their hair? I've heard a lot of positive things about it, but I'm worried it's just new age bullshit and I'll end up greasy and down $10 or so. Any help would be appreciated, thanks.

Just turned 24.5 last week. Never even held a girl's hand outside of school mandated hand-holding.

>>6013417
should i do that with 19?

>>6013424
Fuck, disregard this.

>>6013424
wat

we are talking about our virginity here

>>6013426
No, hell no, but around 23 or older that's pretty much the only thing you can do

At 19 it still is kinda okay to be "innocent"

>>6013430
Yeah, the coconut oil is a metaphor, the ending up greasy and down money isn't though, that's literal.

>>6013424
most of what I've read says coconut oil is onyl good if you're some sort of mudskin with thick black hair .

>>6013432
thank you anon for giving me hope

>>6013438
well err...thanks man.

>>6013357
Exactly