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i always wanted to ask this but what does your room/apartment smell like?

do you use candles (if so what kind) or does it smell like semen filled socks?

my room smells like dustbunnies and sweat ATM

>> No.5932881

smells like murray's

>> No.5932896

>>5932881

and semen

>> No.5932904

Like solo lovemaking.

>> No.5932913
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5932913

so nobody here uses candles?

cuz i would like /fa/ to recommend me some

nothing too feminine plz

>> No.5932934

>>5932875
Weed, food, and sweat.

>> No.5933000

>>5932913
dw home tobacco noir candle

doesn't actually smell like tobacco, but it's reminiscent of it

>> No.5933030

Used a cranberry/chocolate candle at one place I used to live at, though it depends on the place really.

Gotta pick the scent that fits the place and it's/your personality. A more normal place I lived in was orange and citrus flavors; while another had a blueberry.

I would probably choose a wood-potpourri type in my current apartment.

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5933103

Bam.

Also, Mulled Wine and Oakmoss are awesome. Team Illume for life, dun.

>> No.5933113

>>5933103

*Woodfire

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5933182

B)

>> No.5933233

Candles with fall scents are my favourite, like cinnamon and cloves, though I've been super into incense lately.
>>5932913
I have a black pepper and bergamot one from bath and body works that smells really manly.

>> No.5933245

i buy incense sticks from chinese people, $4 for a bundle of 100 sticks that smell like smoked wood.

one day i'll probably just break down and buy a cdg candle though.

>> No.5933262

>>5933182
these shits r so handy
lifesavers wen i bring my hunny over and my room mite need to be aired out
u just pop em open and for the first couple hours that shit is so strong

another good tip i learned from my parents who flip houses is like put a lil bit of liquid vanilla in a coffee mug and put that in the oven and itll heat up and ur hole house wil reek of vanilla for a long ass time its good if your house smells funny or like u forgot to air it out b4 u tried to sell it etc

>> No.5933330

Apple Cinnamon is fucking awful what is wrong with you people

>> No.5934231

women like red apple smell. But pumpkin spice makes them subconsciously horny

>> No.5934255

cigarettes and loneliness mainly

>> No.5934286

My house smells like wet wood and the slight lingering smell of my dogs, which don't smell all that bad.
My room smells like oranges and the weekend's sweat-which smells like cheeseburgers because I ate an entire raw onion and garlic clove

I also live in a log cabin on a farm. .

>> No.5934293

I burn copal out of a charcoal burner. Not even joking.

>Mayan temple as fuark

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5934325

This. It smells awesome.

>> No.5934390
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5934390

I can tell you stories about the myriad scents I share my home with. I've smelled things you people wouldn't believe.

Well, mostly it's feces and urea with some earthy tones. Cat feces and piss smells the worst when combined with cheap litter. Unbreathable if I'm too close to it. Snake feces is more musty fertilizer with a tinge of aseptic cleaner from the solid uric acid. Occasionally, someone won't eat a rat and when I wake up, it smells like death from the bloated corpse that's rotting from the inside out. A large lizard that roams around the house will sometimes drop a warm, smelly load after gorging himself on cockroaches that smells exactly like what you'd imagine digested cockroaches (plus dat uric acid) smell like. The cleanest odor is emitted from the rabbit whose hutch is like a tiny barnyard, but if he eats too much protein from alfalfa, he'll go into alpha mode and start spraying everything with a deep orange, pungent piss.

Actually, the best smelling thing in the house are the roach bins. They eat a lot of citrus fruit, so they smell great. Sort of like aged moss and wood shavings with a punch of citrus.

Combine all of the above with a constant scent of coffee too. Right now it smells like distant creosote bushes recently drenched by rain, ozone and coffee. No poop tonight.

Another great smell I remember from childhood was freshly watered peat moss and sphagnum moss. My god, it was the best, most comforting smell that exists.

>> No.5934481

>>5934390
what the fuck are you

>> No.5934512

>>5934390
Repti-fag here, lizard shit is fucking foul. My tegu ocassionally throws up and it is so fucking strong and just terrible. I also had two turtles that I sold and whose tank I forgot about, so when I dumped out all the water it smellt like rotten musky reptile piss.

Also, the rabbit made me lol hard. When I was a kid, our rabbit would run up to strangers and piss on them.

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>>5934512
I had an Argentine Tegu. He had diarrhea and shit on a blanket in front of a guest. Ended up with a prolapse over New Years with no vets open, so despite surgery at the first chance I could arrange it, he died. I forgive your diarrhea wherever you are, bro.

It's all worth it.

>> No.5934641

Old valve amps and black coffee, god I am /fa/, jesus so /fa/.

>> No.5934656

i usually leave my window open 24/7 because i like hearing the sounds of nature and cooler air so i can sit around in snug clothes. so it usually smells like outdoor suburbia.

sometimes i light some scented candles. my favs are coffee ones and some vanilla sandalwood ones.

>> No.5934664

>>5934390

wow it's like poet but funny

thank u

>> No.5935257

smell me cum m8

>> No.5935267

I have no idea; mine doesn't smell but everyone else's has a distinct smell to it.
My best friend's room smells like floral laundry detergent.
Mine is probably like a zoo.

>> No.5935268

Probably semen but I live in a dorm so idgaf.

>> No.5935285

>>5935267

>mine doesn't smell

It does, but you've spent too much time in it for it to register.

>> No.5935290

>>5935285
That's what I meant to say
I once bought a vanilla candle but I only smelled it for a sec when I entered my room, feels bad man.

>> No.5935337

>>5932875

It smells like cannabis (not smoke, because I do that with a vape), predominantly. If it is after about 3pm, it smells like food because I'm making dinner. At night it smells like wine and clove cigarettes, because I like to drink and smoke those in my recliner before bed.