/fa/ - Fashion

is it good

What's Frederic Malle's next move after leaving his own brand?

can you buy a good Luna Rossa in the year of our Lord 2024?

What's the broke boy equivalent to Tom Ford Oud Wood
I really like it but cannot bring myself to spend $300+ per bottle or however much it is here

>>18115449
a 10 ml decant of Tom For Oud Wood

>>18115449
Versace Oud Noir

>>18115449
As an amateur you could probably buy a bunch of raw materials and mix something similary incomplete.

>>18115439
lorealslop
>>18115449
lauderslop

post inevitable releases within next 5 years

sausage garden edition
ysl y garden edition
bdc elixir
a jpg with le male dna but unisex
ck one 202x
l'eau d'issey flanker
tom ford parfum versions

SOTD: Jovan Sex Appeal

The Fragrance Groups 101 chart

The Fragance Flowchart for Beginners

>>18115512
>>18115513
atrocious as always

>>18115518
at least use the same response so I can filter you

Got a load more bottles of fragrances from my friend for free. Amongst them was 4 bottles of Montale and they ALL smell like urinal cakes. Synthetic rose scent is the fucking worst holy shit.

My gf scentmogged me again today with pic related. What's a male fragrance that mogs it?

>>18115540
sausage elixir 20 sprays layerd under ultramale 20 sprays with some naxos in between

>ordered a few samples
>got a free bonus sample
>its drakkar noir
fuck me i guess

>>18115440
Retirement. He's an old man.

>>18115551
rofl

fit is laughing at us again

>/frag/
>/perf/

get your shit together n word

>>18115594
three frag left

>>18115439
yes easily

"smelly water"

>>18115449
Maison Alhambra woody oud. Dont @ me.

Why is this one so boring?

>>18115594
We tolerate fragrance generals during the week when most of us are busy working, but it really has to be perfume in the weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ucDHzFCqK3w - OUR IDOLS - too bad she is more into BBCs and doesn't look interested in him

>>18115540

Kouros, or One Man Show Oud Edition. Ten sprays

>>18115512
>>18115513
trash as always
>>18115519
moronic as always

>>18115591
>>18115594
>>18115605
Sotd A.V.E.N.T.U.S

>>18115667
SOTD: Stetson

I've tried every perfume under the sun and I always come back to this and Daisy.

SOTD: Kenzo Homme EDP.

>>18115705
Ummmm... this isn't an old school chypre... Are you in the right thread?

>>18115705
complete garbage

>>18115717
>/Perf/
>>18115721
At retail price, sure.

>>18115739
at any price, more like. hell, even if you paid me to own it.

>>18115702
>Stetson
Interesting, not available in europe. Always wondering how Stetson Sierra smell.

>>18115761
>not available in europe
but it is though

>>18115739
You posted slop not perfume. Get your head in the game.

>>18115761
I'm European and have it, what's holding you back?

>>18115756
>>18115771
Everyone's body chemistry is different, and believe it or not, it suits mine. I've tried all your niche crap. I get told I reek of incense with one spray.

>>18115761
I've never smelled it but it's been a drug store fragrance for 30 or 40 years I think.

>>18115774
nah, you just smell bad

Thoughts on Oud Maracuja?

>>18115776
I've had people ask me what I'm wearing because "I smell nice" and I'm not wearing anything. I don't use soap/shampoo when I shower either. So no, I don't naturally reek.

>>18115786
yeah nah, you smell like dogshit. perfect for the dogshit world you live in.

>>18115706
It's really good.

>>18115434
bump limit is at 310, you retarded piece of shit

>>18115835
Jealousy's a disease get well soon hun

H24 EDT or EDP? I like the EDT a lot, haven't smelled the EDP. Which one projects more and is better for sexmaxxing?

>>18115860
again, sample all three H24. They are not very different from eachother

fragrance to put on for when they find my body?

>>18115868
blue jeans, 15 sprays

>>18115860
the EDP is the less inspired composition, though based on your post shallowness sounds like exactly what you’re looking for.

>>18115868
nekro dellamorte, whole bottle

sotd jules

>>18115835
We go off the /pol standard. They’re based unlike /Fagotts. Sotd Guerlain vetiver extreme.

>>18115880
>>18115863
which one projects more if they smell the same

>>18115860
H24 EDT and EDP

>>18115884
>/pol/
>based
lol
lmao even
>>Vetiver Extreme
lol
lmao even

>>18115860
All frag reviewers except Jeremy don't like H24 so that speaks volumes

>>18115885
just sample them you lazy fuck

>>18115778
Looked it up in fragrantica. Looks like something I’d enjoy.

For me its Chanel Allure Homme EDT - the best male fragrance and thankfully Quentin Bisch is making an Elixir version of it because that thing really needs it.

Fuck me TdH Eau Givree smells really fucken fresh and good, but I feel like it lasts 30 mins on my skin

Which one would you suggest for someone from Pooland?

>>18115885
what a fucking idiot. stick to aventus.

>>18115899
schizophrenic nonsense

>>18115886
H24 smells green bananas you ape

>>18115911
thank you noseblind ESL

Wchich way /fa/gs?

>>18115915
The OG Chanel Allure

>>18115915
i’d rather kill myself

>>18115918
Dont like it
>>18115922
Why? What do you recommend instead?

>>18115940
Yatagan
Youth dew
Aromatics elixir
Giorgio of Beverly Hills for Men
Quorum
Perfumers Workshop Tea Rose
Avestan

>>18115942
I thought you'd come up with some retarded shit and you didnt disappoint. Youth Dew? Seek fucking help, I'm trying to smell good, not like some geriatric dusty snatch.

>>18115905
How much are the average rent costs in poland? Trying to escape Mordor(central-west europe).

>>18115959
It's a great perfume at a great price point. If you aren't man enough for maximalist perfume that's fine, but you're barking up the wrong tree in these threads that's for sure...

>>18115963
He means indians

Which "Tiktok fragrances" are actually good?

>>18115966
By being a men enough you mean larping as Gordon Gecko. Yeah, I'm not men enough

Once again, its a Xerjoff Fiero day

>>18115970
What ”Tiktok fragrances” there even are besides Le Male flanker / Le Beau?

>>18115967
My bad. Did my research myself, 2230 zlotys, around 500 bucks. So poland got enriched too? Sad.

>>18115970
none
>>18115972
actually hilariously retarded
>>18115973
total garbage

>>18115942
soon I will have all but the avestan just gotta wait for yatagan to go on sale

>>18115453
this

>>18115997
you aren't as funny as you think you are

Looking for recommendations for 2 perfumes with the following characteristics:

>gender:
male, young
>sillage:
strong
>longevity:
long lasting
>price:
medium or low
>type:
1 similar to Bentley for men intense or Burberry London. Manly and refined, for a gentleman but not necessarily for old farts.
1 similar to Versace pour homme or Davidoff Cool Water. Perfect for summer, fresh, and reminiscent of the ocean.

>>18116056
absolutely retarded and also a pedophile

>>18115942
>these are the picks from the person telling everyone they have bad taste in perfume
i knew it lmao

>>18116056
all you ever need.

>>18116082
that’s funny, because from where everyone else is standing, it’s obvious you don’t know anything at all.

>>18116082
Yatagan and tea rose are good. You’re just a faggot.

Anyone try this? It sounds like it would be a nice summer fragrance.

>>18116115
oops forgot the image.

>>18116115
>>18116116
Getting samples from them is a pain in the ass in the US. This whole ‘rebranding’ as a luxury brand is bullshit.

Never tried anything by Guerlain, and I’ve been wanting too, but for all their “normal” classics that you ought to be able to walk into a store and test for free, it looks like I’m gonna have to pay if I ever want to test.

>>18116116
It is a nice lime mojito vetiver. Basic but high quality and mature.

Sotd nautica voyage because I was transplanting sod all day and its hot.
I've found I like old man scents. Next, should I get One Man Show, One Man Show Oud, Kouros, Jaipur, or all of the above. Heterosexual, two kids, supervisory position in scientific research.

What's something, anything, not discontinued that is similar to YSL L'Homme Ultime?

I need it again, please

>>18116134
I dunno about “old man” but TdH is always touted as a “mature” fragrance. Fits the job description imo.

>>18116131
Is it sweet at all?

>>18116151
There is a little citrus sweetness.

>>18116135
quite pathetic
>>18116138
it’s the old man fragrance among people who aren’t actually over 60.

>>18116151
Get the leau or edt. They’re better than the edp. Leau is the best by far.

This one smells pretty nice. Bit soapy with a realistic smelling pine needle accord and oakmoss. Has a bit of underlying sweetness that seems like an unlisted dry tobacco note. My only complaint is that English Laundry Windsor is a god awful clone of this with a bunch of weird extra notes thrown in, and I smelled that first so it reminds me of it. God that one fucking sucks though. The scent profile isn’t horrible, but there’s this synthetic thing that made me nauseous the first time I wore it. The quality difference between the two is night and day, but it definitely triggers that memory when I smell this.

But this would make a great classy work scent. Very understated and clean. Makes sense that this brand is popular with bougie Bonglish types. It’s pretty much how I’d expect Pierce Brosnan to smell.

>>18116158
Nigga do you ever actually contribute?

>>18116179
sob

>>18115942
Where to properly source a good bottle of yatagan that isn't a fake or shitty new formulation?

>>18115585
I prefer GV to TdH by leaps and bounds, but they aren't all that similar to me. GV is much greener and has a very lovely tobacco/vanilla drydown. The only real similarity is the vetiver note to me. But I like Terres d'Hermes as well. If I had to pick one or the other I'd go GV simply because you don't really see it too often in the wild anymore. I smell TdH everywhere. It's still extremely popular .

>>18116221
being a reformulation queen over yatagan of all perfumes, lol

what if I want to smell like I just took a bath? the scent of my bar soap doesn't stick to my skin at all and I just want to smell fresh and clean.

>>18116238
certified american moment

>>18116238
98% of men's releases over the last ten years have smelled exactly like this

>>18116239
figures that the resident pajeet would rather smell like cow shit than a bath

>>18116238

>>18116244
thank you florida schizo

i just ordered some cologne samples and i blame all of you for me wanting to smell nice

>>18116259
Nice anon, what samples did you order?

>>18116261
Spicebomb Infrared
Mojave Ghost
Tom Ford Noir Extreme
Sauvage Parfum
they all sounded like they smelled nice and will make me smell nice

>>18116263
>Sauvage

>>18116263
wow, it’s total dogshit

>>18116264
>>18116265
you may be right
but i have been conditioned to believe the opposite of what anyone on this site tells me so i guess ill have to find out

>>18116263
Hmm... I haven't smelled any of them, but Sauvage is currently the most popular fragrance by a wide margin so plenty of other people think it smells nice. My only advice to you is to pick what smells best to you. Virtually every fragrance that is made will smell 'nice' at least to most people. When you spray on your fragrance or smell it on yourself you should have a positive feeling because you like the smell and it feels special to you. Don't choose something because lots of other people like it, and on the other end avoid the hipster mentality of reflexively disliking a fragrance because it is popular.

>>18116271
i may have done that, but also some of them i also thought the bottle was pretty
i am a simple man

>>18116271
Adding onto this, use something for at least 2 weeks before deciding if you actually like it or not. Many times I've tried something out for a week then bought a bottle only to start hating it within a few more weeks.

>>18116272
Buying fragrances for a great bottle design is top tier fraggotry. Not sarcasm.

>>18116274
maybe
but its a start and one day perhaps i will smell as nice as what i imagine the majority of this thread smells like
which is probably pretty nice in my headcanon

>>18116272
Fragrance is about a total experience. How a bottle looks and feels will affect how you feel about a fragrance when you wear it.

>>18116269
go ahead, be retarded
>>18116271
>>18116272
>>18116277
>>18116281
hilariously embarrassing

>>18116129
You don't live near a department store?

>>18116269
I've practically been tearing my shirt off my back screaming and crying that people NEED to get yatagan and classic guerlains and then you come in and INSULT me with this list of slop.

Just leave this thread and don't come back.

>>18116056
is that takamichi?
in any case boozy scents are neither refined nor for gentleman. get mouchoir de monsieur, nyi or renta pour lui for something like that. if you feel like they're for old farts, skill issue. there are barely any modern gentleman scents because everybody is a bum wearing jogging pants now.
heeley sel marin for the latter.

All memes aside and her sponsorships (PDM and such) notwithstanding, what are your honest thoughts on Demi Rawling's recommendations? As far as fragtubers go she's the only one who actually suggests things from real niche houses and so far she seems to have decent taste (Grand Soir, Tauer ACDD, Tuxedo...)

>>18116358
>grand soir
>tuxedo
>”decent taste”
ROFLMAO

>>18116056
Zino Davidoff
Kenzo pour homme

>>18116358
The only perfume youtuber ("fragtuber"? please...) we respect in these threads is persolaise.

>>18116361
You're not interesting or original

>>18116368
which is certainly still more than can be said for you.

>>18116082
It's an extremely High IQ, don't worry you'll get there eventually.

>>18116134
Jaipur is great. beautiful oriental

>>18116161
They have been discontinued, though.

Does anyone here actually wear Joop Homme regularly? If you do, what can you tell about it?

>>18116349
Department stores don’t carry them. I’ve checked the basics like Macys and Dillards, then I moved up to the higher end stuff like Nordstrom and Saks. Literally not a single bottle of Guerlain.

>>18116447
I myself have not seen a single masculine Guerlain in stores other than the L'Homme Ideal line in years. Used to be you could find some testers for Homme, LIDGE or Vetiver, but nowadays not at all.
At least Shalimar is still commonly available in IRL stores

>>18116451
Fuck, even L’Homme Ideal or Shalimar I wouldn’t mind testing for the experience, but they don’t even have those. Literally not a single bottle.

If I could at least test a few things I’d love to have *something* by them, but no matter how safe they may be, I refuse to blind buy their shit due to this artificial scarcity.

>>18116447
That's crazy over here in Europe you can find them in any cities department store.

>>18116089
>I'm le perfume connoisseur you wouldn't get it
Instead of smelling sharp, clean and effortesly cool, you're choosing to austisticly overintelectualize perfume to the pount of wearing feminine fragrances from 75 years ago. I wish you the best buddy, hope it compliments your grandmas outfit youre wearing because modern fashion is below you

>>18116263
Spicebomb Infrared -> Jacomo de Jacomo
Mojave Ghost -> Grey Flannel
Tom Ford Noir Extreme -> Aventus
Sauvage Parfum -> Sauvage edp

Thank me later.

>>18116089
>I'm le perfume connoisseur you wouldn't get it
You got confused to the point of wearing feminine fragrances from 75 years ago. I wish you the best buddy, hope it compliments your grandmas clothes

>>18116490
You are beyond help. Begone from this thread.

>>18116366
>perfume youtuber
>respect
hahahahaha

LMAO

>>18116500
He regularly interviews actual perfumers. He's a cut above, and an award winner to boot.

>>18115434
What do you guys think about this one? seems to get a lot of polarizing opinions on fragnatica

>>18116507
Now you are just trying to piss me off.

what frags are you guys going to wear now that summer is comming up?
citrus or aqua?

>>18116507

>>18116510

>>18116511
This is not complimentary to joop homme.

>>18116510
Currently my warmer weather ones are Le Beau, Bleu de Chanel EDP, Guerlain Vetiver Parfum, and Polo Blue. I'm thinking of picking up another 1 or 2 warmer weather scents over the next couple months.

>>18116056
Issey Noir Ambre
Issey Pour Homme

>>18116513

>>18116507
loved it, got a sample of it and I want a full bottle now. Beautiful citrus and woody notes that lasts ages.

>>18115778
>>18115778
Anyone tried it? Hard to find samples for some of these niche houses

>>18116510
These three.
Eau de Rochas Homme is a recent addition. It's quite nice. An easygoing tart lime with some aromatic touches and an interesting myrrh drydown. Surprisingly more modern than I thought it would be.

Why the Fuck does Drakkar Noir smell like pix related?
Literally cheap deodorant tier

>>18116605
Probably because the cheap deo was modelled 10 years after the panty dropper from 10 years ago from then, anon.

>>18116591
How prominent are the bergamot and lime notes in EdR?

>>18116407
Ah I didn’t know that. Glad I bought 4 bottles of leau while they were going for $30 a bottle

whats a frag for vegans

what do you think, /fa/?

>>18116646
Really prominent, especially in the opening. Lime is really the main note here until the drydown. There are some aldehydes too.

>>18116490
hilariously laughable
>>18116682
complete garbage

>>18116710
your mother must be proud of you, give her a call from time to time!

>>18116716
quite mockable

SAY...ITS...NAME

>>18116734
mid

>>18116734
meh

>SOTD: Prin Loup

>>18116734
hmm... a cologne version of that fragrance doesn't seem worth it. Even the new parfum edition isn't particularly strong.

Is this worthy of its reputation?

>>18116747
what reputation?

Anyone knows where I can get a reliable travel atomizers, I need to carry my fragance on a plane

>>18116749
are you going to decant it yourself? If so, the 2 mL sprays I ordered from Perfumed Court to test some things were pretty good. I'm assuming if you just cleaned out the vials you could decant enough fragrance for several days into one of those.

>>18116469
Yes, it’s very frustrating. Hermes is very similar in a way.

Here in the US Hermes is borderline niche, I used to think you couldn’t get it anywhere, however in my search for Guerlain I discovered that you can get a -very- limited selection at Nordstrom, and Saks does carry a more reasonable amount, but still very uncommon.

>>18116749
I use the atomizers from DecantX. You can go with the generic glass 5-10 mls or if you want something a little more presentable you can grab the little aluminum shells that the glass atomizers sit in. Look decent, perform reasonably well, never had any leak.

>>18116757
Hermes is in every store in Europe, often with a decent selection. I've even seen Terre pop up in skincare stores lol. I guess that's the biggest missing brand in US.
Guerlain's men's stuff has gotten harder to try here too. Aqua allegoria and Shalimar are still omnipresent though

>>18116762
Fucking scent wasteland out here man

>>18116757
I recently smelled Eau D'Hermes at the inno near me. Beautiful stuff, I'm sorry it is not so easy for you.

sotd jules

>>18116826
Based moss enjoyer

>>18116829
no one asked, coomer mutt

>>18116507
Just buy Aventus. Poor people aren't allowed to post here

>>18116358
>her sponsorships
She's not sponsored by PDM, she's married to one of the founders.

>>18116844
GANGSTALKED

BY

KEROSENE

>>18116752
>>18116757
Thanks kind anons, I cannot enjoy some vacations without smelling good

>>18116667
nautica oceans pacific coast

however, it's non alcohol based, it's glycerin based so you have to rub it in like lotion

>>18116486
it is now later
thank you!

what are some good, quite reliable cheapies so I can get accustomed to wearing fragrances daily and discover they direction I want my collection to head towards?

>>18116908
Cool Water, by Davidoff
Issey Miyake, L'Eau d'Issey

>>18116908
oh also Grey Flannel

>>18116931
l’eau d’issey sucks cock

>>18116908
Sniff the best sellers at Sephora then get a $10 decant of whatever you like the most. Cool water is not bad but you could associate the smell with toilet cleaner which can put you off fragrance

What's a good vanilla citrus scent? I like Moustache EDP. Looking for anything in that ballpark and not too expensive.

>>18116939
insanely retarded

>>18116941
Ok just blind buy random drug store shit like this retard

>>18116945
totally braindead

>>18116940
eros flame is bretty good

>>18117007
complete garbage

CHURCH. The performance on this seems poor though.

>>18116168
The more I learn about this house, the more respect I gain for the sheer fucking audacity of Olivier Creed. This glorious bastard was charging $500 a bottle for Pierre Bourdon's sloppy seconds and passing them off as bespoke fragrances made for celebrities and royalty and saying his company was 300 years old.

A bottle of Tabarome Millesime, a fragrance that was created in the year of our Lord 2000 that even Creed fans seem to dislike, costs $495 and they still maintain the lie that it was worn by Winston Churchill. Meanwhile, Floris sells Special No. 127, a fragrance that Churchill actually wore with hand written orders signed by the man himself to prove it, for $150.

They have multiple documented royal warrants from kings and queens throughout history, including one from Elizabeth II that is still technically active, and yet the most expensive products they sell are their bespoke fragrances which cost 586 USD. Actually think about that for a second. For a hundred bucks more than a bottle of Aventus, you can sit down for two hours and have a bespoke fragrance made to your exact specifications hand poured by the people who perfumed the goddamn Queen of England herself. And not only that, but they will keep your formula in their records forever so that your great, great, great, great grand children can order a bottle in the year 2500 should they should feel so inclined.

And yet not only was Olivier Creed able to get away with selling rejected formulas for triple the price of what actual royal perfumers charge based on a completely fabricated story, but he also immediately abandoned the "passed down from father to son for three centuries" schtick and walked away with a billion dollars of Blackrock's money. Say what you will about his perfume, but the balls on this man are incalculable. Actual god-tier chicanery. You can't help but respect it.

>>18117062
>For a hundred bucks more than a bottle of Aventus, you can sit down for two hours and have a bespoke fragrance made to your exact specifications hand poured by the people who perfumed the goddamn Queen of England herself.
correction: the oil house hired by the successors of the art directors who perfumed the queen of england. floris uses oil houses just like any other brand, and both the original art directors who were around when elizabeth commisioned her bespoke perfume as well as the aformenetioned people who actually perfumed her are both long dead and gone. in other words, it’s still a ripoff, but still far from the con job that is aventus or anything creed has ever made.

>>18115540
use the same, but more of it

>SOTD

>SOTD: Hermès H24 EDT
fucking nice for spring/summer, not too similar to the EDP (that is way mossier, which is also great), wish the gummy bear note lasted a bit longer tho

>>18117062
For a hundred bucks more than a bottle of Aventus, you can sit down for two hours and have a bespoke fragrance made to your exact specifications hand poured by the people who perfumed the goddamn Queen of England herself, which you will enjoy much more.

>>18117074
>both the original art directors who were around when elizabeth commisioned her bespoke perfume as well as the aformenetioned people who actually perfumed her are both long dead and gone
I doubt her perfumers are dead and gone, she only died a year and a half ago. Unless she pulled a Pharoah and had all her favorite craftsmen buried alive with her body so they can continue to serve her in the afterlife, in which case, holy fucking based

At any rate, a royal warrant is issued to a company whose goods are routinely purchased by particular royal family members (usually the monarch, the heir apparent and the consort to the monarch) and is renewed in five year intervals. The Queen issued a royal warrant for perfume to Floris in the late 70s and renewed it every five years until 2019, which means she was regularly purchasing perfume from them right up until the day she died.

I honestly don't know enough about the company to say where they source their oils from so I'll just assume you're right, but at the end of the day, the title of perfumer goes to the person who composed the fragrance, not the oil house. And as for their bespokes, it's not like they call up Firmenich and pass along your request. You go to the store, tell them you're envisioning and they pour it on the spot and adjust it to your satisfaction all in the same day.

At less than $600 dollars, I would be hard pressed to call that level of service a rip-off if we were talking about an indie perfumer on etsy, much less the oldest fragrance house in Great Britain. Guerlain charges $130,000 for their bespoke service. Guerlain is an infinitely more iconic house (plus that bee bottle is fucking goat), but a $129,000 price differential is pretty steep. Honestly, Floris has some of the fairest prices in the game for this sort of brand. They can get up to around $300+, but most of their popular fragrances cost less than $150 retail and can be found at discounters for around $45.

>>18115449
I just tried Mancera Dark Aoud, it's mostly a layer of plan oud

>>18116151
>>18116152
I get almost no sweetness from mine. The citrus seems more like lime peel/zest. Then a really earthy raw mint. Almost more like just the stems than the leaf itself. and basil even though it's not a listed note.finished with a hint of floral powderiness/barber scent

>>18117162
>>18117074
Actually, after a very extensive five minute google investigation, I am now comfortable saying that I don't think they use the big oil firms. Well, probably. It's hard to tell exactly what they mean, but they claim to directly source the crops used to make their oils and absolutes, but also that they are sourced from a small family of suppliers, and that they keep a small supply chain in order to maintain direct traceability of all materials they use. I doubt you could do that with the big oil houses.

They also clarify that their fragrances are composed by a 9th generation family member, Edward Bodenham, and his team of two assistants, Penny Ellis and Nicola Pozzani. The three also run the bespoke service.

Reading through their site, they're pretty much making all the same claims Creed used to make, only I don't think they're lying. Apart from giving the company a perceived boost in prestige, the royal warrant is meant to function as an indicator to consumers that a company has a high standard of quality, ethics and sustainability. In order to be approved, a company is thoroughly vetted by the Royal Family Household Committee and is subject to inspection at regular intervals. The warrant can be revoked if the committee finds that the company is no longer living up to their previous standard. A company lying about their business practices would also be grounds for immediate revocation. All of this is taken with deathly seriousness. The reputation of Prince Andrew's family is on the line. Should a single one of these goofy reptilian space Jews look stupid for even a moment, Britannia herself would fall.

Which is also probably the reason they don't raise their prices arbitrarily. If they suddenly tripled the price of their perfume, they would have to explain why they did it.

This would all be very interesting if the perfumes weren't so pedestrian. Hundreds of years of heritage and for what?

Sir, can i have aventoos please
>Sotd

>>18116682
Also interested.

>>18117156
Whats this service called?

>Have a real sandalwood oil scented shaving soap
>Like it a lot
>People say that this one is a sandalwood chemical WOMD
>I can't smell ANYTHING at all

>Chanel Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme

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>>18117187
For the record, enjoyed the read. Interesting.
Also
>Unless she pulled a Pharoah and had all her favorite craftsmen buried alive with her body so they can continue to serve her in the afterlife
Kek

>Aventus

>>18116908
Nautica Voyage

damn azzaro most wanted intense does smell like YSL myslf, kinda like a less sweeter version

>>18117352
only in the opening

>>18117359
I just put the sample on so I'll see. It does feel a bit redundant to get right now since I already own myslf

>>18117287
an ugly whore and a twat in an ill fitting suit characterize aventus perfectly.

damn the original Poison is such a sexy fragrance. really nails that seductive femme fatale feel they were going for

>>18117180
I'm assuming the lime fades somewhat quickly like most citrus notes. How long does the mint note last? I don't think I've ever smelled a fragrance that featured mint.

>I’m genuinely surprised how people close to Trump haven’t talked about the odor. It’s truly something to behold. Wear a mask if you can.
>It’s not good. The best way to describe it...take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that all in a blender and bottle that as a cologne. That’s kind of that.
Aventusbros...

>>18117391
orange man bad AND dumb AND also STINKY

>>18117437
Orange men wear based caps and aventus = based

gym fragrance of the day?
one man show oud 22.5 sprays

>>18117511
>one man show oud 22.5 sprays
I'm not a fan of the concept of gym fragrances in and of itself, but I have to respect the going all out with an oud with that many sprays.

>>18117511
where does the .5 spray go?

>>18117541
anus, to keep the squat plug fresh

>>18116607
drakkar noir was never a panty dropper. the fact that you call it that while still wearing it says a lot.

>>18117061
smells like my dirty gym shorts desu

So Jeremy was right. Creed Aventus is the best male fragrance ever. Shame about the longevity

SOTD: Versace Dreamer. 4 sprays. 31C temp.

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>>18117608
She unironically has good taste

>>18117383
The mint note lasts quite a a long time. All the way into the base. Maybe like 3-4 hours on me

>>18117633
Hmm... that sounds nice. I like the idea of fresh note lasting that long.

>THE PERFECT FRAGRANCE DOESN'T EXI-AAACK

>>18117650
I tried it on a week ago and I already don't remember what it smells like

>bois imperial
jesus fuck this thing projects like mad.
has to be one the strongest frag i've spritzed myself with.

>>18117643
Just keep in mind, it's not a super Fresh mint like peppermint candy or gum. It's a very herbal mint, which I prefer, but some don't.

>>18117513
not like one man show oud smells like oud at all.
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>slop a smells like slop b

>>18117659
Sillagechad Quentin Bisch

>>18117659
Eyup
Longevity is crazy too.

>>18117659
baccarat rouge 540 is stronger than that
its fucking insane how strong that frag is
MFK is the GOAT

>>18117659
all that projection, and for completely forgettable garbage. hope the givaudan trademarked aromachemical spam was worth it, quentin.

sotd jules

>>18116238
Platinum Egoiste, Mugler Cologne, Prada Amber Pour homme, ADP Colonia, Essenza, Sung Homme
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>MFK is the GOAT

>>18117671
That's good I don't really want to smell like a minty toothpaste. I just like the idea of an herbal note lasting a bit.

>>18117659
Based Bois Impérial enjoyer

>>18117513
I was just joking with it as wearing a frag to the gym is retarded
>>18117679
>not like one man show oud smells like oud at all.
you don't know what you're talking about
>inb4 i was tAlkINg about le rEaL oUd

>>18117721
no one asked, coomer mutt

>>18116940
Allure Homme Edition Blanche
NYI
Habit Rouge

>>18117779
there never has been and never will be an allure perfume worth a shit.

I don't even drink and I'm considering a bottle of this stuff.

>>18117062
Olivier and Erwin Creed are marketing geniuses, clearly. The entire house was built on lies and bullshit, yet it worked and still works because retards buy their shit and think it's the best thing ever.

>>18117781
Allure Homme Sport Cologne and Edition Blanche are good, but I wouldn't pay retail for them. Luckily you can still find at discounters in France.

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>t. hasn't smelled any

>>18117791
they’re both garbage
>>18117795
lol don’t kid yourself, they’re at every chanel beauty counter at every high end department store.

>>18117802
Which fragrances are better for that vibe then?

>>18117808
what “vibe”, the vibe of being a fucking doofus who wears shitty 90s perfumes? i don’t specialize in that field sorry.

>>18117808
sassyfaggot doesn't give recommendations, he's just here to seethe and massreply

>>18117817
such impotent rage

>>18117802
so what they are everywhere if oyu haven't smelled them dumbass

>>18117820
delusional retard who thinks he’s special for having smelled a perfume literally impossible to not bump into at any saks or nordstrom.

>>18117706
Based moss enjoyer

>>18117821
again, the fact that the fragrances are in stores does not change the fact that you haven't smelled them which is really shameful and on top of that you're impotently raging about it, soon you'll cry and sob too

>>18117823
no one asked, coomer mutt
>>18117825
whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy. keep spamming the same impotent 90s commercial flops, just remember the wise words of karl lagerfeld himself “whatever it is, it is not a fragrance” (LOL)

>>18117829
KWAB

>>18117831
my words exactly when i see the average allure shill

>>18117834
assblasted faggot plus I'm not even him

>>18117836
the perfect description for the average allure wearer

Fecal matter. Baby diaper.

>>18117845
more of a horse manure fecal matter than a homeless person shit fecal matter, but close enough.

>>18117845
I’ll agree it was my least favorite frag by him, but nowhere near that bad.

>>18117844
you got owned and can't handle it lol

>>18117851
handle what, a forgotten 90s commercial flop? i think i’m good, thanks.

>>18117851
that was my first post in the thread lmao

what's aramis like

>>18117857
a lot better than allure, that’s for certain

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>>18117855
the same faggot

>>18117857
very good, not for pussies

>>18117864
such vain anger

>>18117865
I too possess the ability to inspect element, now cry and sob some more for me

>>18117881
>inspect element
>on mobile
lol, lmao, rofl even

>>18117884
you are more of a faggot than previously thought possible

>>18117886
you are more of a sobbing crybaby than previously thought LMAO

>>18117888
you're the only one crying here, faggot

>>18117893
why so many tears over a nothing perfume? tell us.

can you guys just kiss and make up

>>18117895
no thanks, i’m not a le male wearer.

why would anyone kiss an indian

>>18117902
beats me, but i’m sure with the right clothes and a makeover you could get a glowup, little guy. i believe in you!

it took you 13 minutes to come up with that saaar?

>>18117915
i don’t refresh this thread every 5 seconds like you, ranjeet.

>deflection and projection
fitting for an indian kid

>>18117919
no need to spell out what you’re doing, rakesh. i can tell just fine without.

Has anyone tried frags by Maison Crivelli?

>>18117829
quit fucking responding to attention whores jesus christ man

>>18117953
the beatings will continue until the coomer mutt ceases

>>18117954
This is an age-old problem, you are just contributing to it

>>18117902
Kek why do you bring me into this? Also still not an Indian

>>18115439
Honestly, this is better and more masculine.

Performance and projection is shit like La Nuit

>>18117902
>mowgli.jpg
gets me every time

sotd: james heeley cologne officiale

>>18117857
It's a bone dry leather chypre. If youve ever smelled Cabochard (which frankly should be a prerequisite for posting in these threads, it would go a long way to ameliorating some of the recent... unpleasantness...) then it smells very similar, except slimmed down for a masculine palate. Of course this isn't surprising as both were composed by the incomperable Bernard Chant.

Feeling classy today, and it is unseasonably cool, SOTD Burberry London.

>>18118346
Similarly cool here. Green plaid(ish) shirt with faux wood buttons and Mousse Illuminee.

NEW THREAD
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