/fa/ - Fashion

I want the Speedmaster "Orbis" edition.

Post thicc watches

"suggest a watch"
>Your budget
around $500 at most preferably much less ideally around $300
>Watch type, e.g. cope, larp, poor
square watch like a tank so yes it is a larp/cope
>Movement, e.g. automatic, hand wound, quartz, solar
mechanical, automatic or hand wound doesnt matter
>Desired features, e.g. water resistance, day/date, 2nd time zone
no preference the case size is the most important thing
>Preferred strap option, e.g. leather, nylon, bracelet, rubber
leather
>Wrist size or desired case size ex: > 40mm marabout, 37-39mm preop, 33-36mm patrician, < 33mm gf tier
33-36

>>17956204
no

>>17956201
Why don’t you post your thicc mum lamao?

>>17956201

>>17956201

>>17956222
Is this real or an AI made thing? If its real I wonder how much this costs

>>17956228
Really retarded

>>17956222
Perfect watch to go on a voyage to titanic wreck.

>>17956181
If I make more a month than the MSRP of the watch is that enough to buy it without it seeming like cope? I want a Rolex Explorer but I don’t want to be one of those people who spent too much for their income and is faking to flex. If it makes any difference I’m 26 years old. Make just a little less than $200k

>>17956239
Damn, ANOTHER anon on 4chan that makes easily 6 figures. Wow, never seen this before.

>>17956239
LARP

>>17956239
Posting dog for attention
>>17956244
Ok?

Hey anons I've been wondering if it would be fine for me to splurge a bit on a gold plated Casio A168? I don't wanna come off as fake and someone living beyond their means to flex however. I make around $800k a year working from home in some kind of unspecified IT job.

>>17956228
Iirc it's a prototype. I heard rolex say they made all the parts but they weren't aware it ever got assembled. Just anecdotally really.

>>17956204
I would recommend a quartz for that price. Maybe a seiko tank (sup880)? Check out also the women's version if the size is too big

>>17956239
Just buy the damn thing fucking homo

>>17956255
Is it really that uncommon for anons in a watch thread to have a stem degree? Are all the Rolex anons really old? Under $250k is hardly upper class

>>17956255
You have to start with the rubber, then the stainless before you get any time wearing the gold Casio

Hey anons I've been wondering if it would be fine for me to splurge a bit on a classic casio f91w? I don't wanna come off as fake and someone living beyond their means to flex however. I made around $2.2million this quarter. I wasn't even considering it but it's 35% off

>>17956263
It just seems like someone in that position at that age wouldn't be in the watch thread at this time of day during this time of year

>>17956263
This isn't a thread for watch advice. It's just to be bitter and some use it for blog posting.

>>17956267
what kind of blogposting? Is it funny?

>>17956266
Why? It’s the weekend and I’m young, it’s pretty normal to stay up late.

>>17956267
Well anyway is there a rule of thumb to buying a watch related to income or age? Like how an engagement ring is 3 months salary or whatever.

>>17956271
Idk at your age I'd have been out having fun drinking beers and trying to get my fingers wet

>>17956263
>STEMlord larp
haha

would this fit my seik snk 5?
iirc the size is 18mm but these are 20-22mm, logic dictates that it wont fit but just wanted to make sure https://down-my.img.susercontent.com/file/sg-11134201-7qvet-lhezdvpx1him6b

>>17956274
Yeah your income or age / 2 + 7

>>17956275
I’m watching a movie with friends at my house. It’s not very good and I’m looking at my phone

>>17956280
Why don’t you put a good movie for your said friends?

>>17956280
>looks at phone during a movie
sub-human scum

>>17956275
Boy I remember seein Bonamassa back in '83 downtown at The Shaggy Beaver yep those were the days when people actually played the guitar instead of fiddlin with there computers on the facebook and men were men and women were hairy like men and Clapton was my cousins best friends brothers roommates uncles sister in law google big tits google big tits porn why wont google work

>>17956282
>>17956285
They insisted on a marvel movie. I swear I wouldn’t do this if it was kino

>>17956288
Take pic of screen

>>17956287
Hell yeah brother

>>17956288
>marvel movie and /wt/ simultaneously
this is how you get brain cancer

>>17956290
So you can pass judgement on my oled tv or the pictures of my family on the mantle?
>>17956291
I’m dizzy

>>17956293
That's the response I was expecting from a guy making a quarter million a year before thirty who's somehow too unconfident to pick a watch he likes

>>17956296
I named the model of watch I want and I said I make less than $200k which =/= a quarter of a mill. You have the reading comprehension and attitude of a bitter poor person. Maybe next life you’ll do your homework in highschool and go to a nice college.

>Was hankering for a few different watches
>Go to brick and mortar store that carries a few of them
>All desire evaporates upon arriving
>Leave
What is this feeling

>>17956302
The disappointment of seeing most seikos irl. Happens to me everytime

>>17956302
>What is this feeling
Poverty. Stop craving shitters.

Happy New Years, bros. I hope you all find happiness next year in clown world. Even you, bitteranon. God bless.

>>17956309
Thanks anon you too. I want an explorer so bad. My gold omega is too flashy for a lot of my outfits.

>>17956301
so you make 150k-199k out of college? dude, you can larp better than this, I believe in you

>>17956312
The 36mm Explorer is excellent for casual. Post the Omega. I’m sure you could pull it off, maybe up your dressing game a little? I notice I feel like a million bucks when I wear wool slacks and an OCBD. Sometimes I’ll pop a sport coat on when I’m taking the wife out to dinner and it makes her wet. I want a datejust for those times.

>>17956314
It’s sort of a vintage shitter but I like it a lot. It’s got a lot of charm. 36 explorer is exactly what I want. Does it have micro adjustments on the clasp? My wrists are always swelling. It would be my first “expensive” watch and I’d really like it to be comfortable enough to wear everyday.
>>17956313
Stay bitter anon, I graduated college 5 years ago. Pretty entry level range for Law, finance, stem grads if you don’t live in a shithole.

>>17956319
>Stay bitter anon, I graduated college 5 years ago. Pretty entry level range for Law, finance, stem grads if you don't live in a shithole
good for you anon. I'm sure your "friends" are clapping and cheering as you type these epic comebacks

>>17956277
No. I'm sure you can get a strap like it in 18mm somewhere on AliExpress or Amazon or eBay or something.

>>17956322
wtf is this commercial supposed to be even

>>17956319
Nice piece. I don’t know much about vintage watches but I wouldn’t be worried about that being too flashy.
The Explorer bracelet doesn’t have a glidelock system or anything like the sub, but it does have a 5 mm extension and 3 micro adjust positions.

>>17956322
Even having friends is a stretch? So bitter and mogged lol

>>17956334
Excellent thanks for sharing that. I was having trouble getting an idea from pictures/reviews online exactly what a standard explorer bracelet offered. That seems like more than enough adjustment for me. I don’t need to adjust my watch everyday, but when it’s hot in the summer I like to loosen up my bracelet without having to stop by the watch shop.

>>17956339
If you get the chance to pick one up for MSRP you won’t regret it. Its the most comfortable watch I own by a wide margin ( i own a sub/speedy/seamaster). I’m considering buying an Omega 2252.50 next

>>17956334
>no glidelock on explorer
is roblox serious? I thought every watch of theirs had some kind of quick adjustment. This is so shit, unless it's an older model
swissfags really need to step up their game for those ridiculous prices
also what is the extension for? I thought they only do that for diver watches to wear it on the divesuit. Why the hell would an explorer, or any other non diver for that matter, have 5mms of extension?

>>17956344
Idk bitteranon, I don’t work for Rolex. Why don’t you ask them?

>>17956344
You really cant imagine a situation where someone might want to wear their watch with a wet suit despite not exceeding 200 meters depth? Aren’t very sharp tonight bitter boy.

SNXS79K1 opinions thoughts? What about the SNK361? I think I'm getting close. What differences really?

>>17956204
not a square but a 28mm x 44mm rectangular. still, it might be of interest to you:
https://www.jomashop.com/gevril-avenue-of-americas-blue-dial-mens-watch-15003-1.html
https://www.gevril.com/products/15003

>>17956239
Bear in mind the consensus here is wrought by 2-4 neurodivergent shitposters that don’t have any watches

If you can comfortably afford it, buy it. Believe it or not, I own a house that would cost me MULTIPLE YEARS in salary to purchase

0-249K net worth proletariat: happy meal watch
250K-499K net worth blue collared working class : base model Casio
500K+ net worth white collared working class: base model Seiko and Citizen
1M+ net worth middle class: base model Omega
5M+ net worth aspirational middle class: base model Rolex
10M+ net worth upper middle class: base model Patek
50M+ net worth upper class: unique and heirloom pieces, antique marine chronometers, high complication pocket watches, luxury clocks

>>17956239
>without it seeming like cope
>faking to flex
Idk what any of this means. If you can afford it it's not faking
It's what you want, it's not a cope.
It sounds like you're just hit with the absurdity of it or the sticker shock. Can you go to an AD and inquire and try one on?

>>17956239

Guide to posters

Major avatarfags
=============

>Poortadello/OmegaDrunk
Multi-reply specialist. Canadian. Gay. Only posts about his own watches. Very repetitive posts. Has several obscure Omegas only he cares about. Notorious for samefagging. Obsessed with BitterAnon.

>Whoretadello
Balding Greek living in Germany. Has a tendency of buying too large watches for his small wrist. Cleans cars for a living. Has a Tudor, Homos, and some Seikos. Life currently falling apart. Responds by getting more material things and falling in love with strippers. Excellent at ban evading.

>Citizen drunk/Finncel
25% Finnish, 50% Swedish, rest is a mystery. Lives in Finland. Works as a shelver in a grocery store. Alcoholic. Only owns one watch, but posts a lot, mostly about alcohol or coins. Possibly immortal. Tragic case of gyno.

>Mortadello
Very positive and friendly, but doesn't post anything of any consequence. Lawyer. Obese. Posts improving photos of amazing watches. Lies about his age. Does not take criticism well.

Semi-regular posters
================

>HamiltonDrunk
Posts a single picture per thread before getting drunk and passing out. Owns a Hamilton. Works in television and film.

>Nobully anon
Trans. Has rich parents who have bought them several VCs.

>Cockwatch
Has one F-91W, has posted it on his cock. Mostly posts the Casio with Soviet knick-knacks. Russian living in Latvia with mommy.

>ALS anon
Has an 1815 Up/Down. Stays under the radar, but occasionally pops his head up to flex and complain

>Weekdater anon
Owns a Seiko Weekdater, goes on dates weekly

>Hungarian anon
Is a watchmaker, complains about his customers

>Central Florida Anon
Looking for a wristlet to love

>Raketanon
Has 3 soviet Raketa watches and a Raketa table clock. Likes his big 0. Wanted to be listed and got listed.

>BitterAnon
Who is the mysterious BitterAnon? It could be anyone! It could even be you!

>>17956369
Thanks, the explosive cope the post generated tells me that around $200k is enough for a $8k watch to not seem ridiculous. I’m sort of conscientious about buying inappropriately expensive things so I’m overthinking it. My friend has a brand new S class he can barely afford and it just seems so inappropriate for someone young and not exactly rich. Don’t want to be in a similar boat with a watch but I guess it’s a whole different ballgame.

uberpoorfag here
I wanted a watch- saved up about 800 for a watch
I really gravitate towards all black metal watches (most of my wardrobe is black/grey/muted earthy colors) whats your take on them, are they gay? Good suggestions?

>>17956412
>all black metal watches
Even good PVD coating is easy so scratch and they are very prone to wear
Just get a stainless steel diver with a black dial and bezel

>>17956275
Are you suggesting that being a guy on 4chan in his twenties with a stem degree is highly correlated with having lots of friends and being successful with women?

>>17956369
inb4
>if your house costs more than 10% of your monthly income you're coping
or whatever the likes of >>17956383
are spouting here

>>17956412

>>17956201
I want a Pelagos

>>17956412
this >>17956416, but see if you prefer the darker color of titanium to that of stainless steel. you can also consider watches with black ceramic cases or ss/titanium watches with black ceramic bezels. titanium is more scratch-prone and ceramic is more brittle than ss though.
idk what your requirements >>17956181 are, but I think these are good buys as far as black/earthly color dial watches go:
https://www.ashford.com/tissot-t0914204605110.html
https://www.ashford.com/tissot-t0064081105700.html

>>17956416
There's plenty of modern coated watches that don't scratch easily.

>>17956348
because they're avoiding me ever since I called them shit peddlers
>>17956352
everyone knows that if you aint got 200m, you need to take of your watch while pissing as to not flood it

>>17956343
>Its the most comfortable watch I own by a wide margin
why not just get a dj 36 at that point for functionality and even more cumfort if this is the goal
explorer always seemed like a cope to me
>>17956409
the moment your salary is 2k euro a month you should and can cop a rolie if you want
just flip burgers harder, faster and more often
if you have such a poor mindset a steel rolie is a such a giant hurdle like this, you are eternally ngmi
I can not make this more clear
you literally cop and move on with your life, it is that simple
>>17956412
>I really gravitate towards all black metal watches (most of my wardrobe is black/grey/muted earthy colors) whats your take on them, are they gay? Good suggestions?
rubber casios, digi or analog
no I am not kidding

>>17956461
that second watch is gorgeous I will definitely put it on my list of serious considers

>>17956412
SPB229

>>17956181
It's joe-ver

>>17956302
Sanity

There are butt loads of watches I've craved, thought about and then just stopped caring about.

People who don't have that kind of impulse control end up with giant boxes of garbage. You're not running a watch museum and no one gives a shit about your "collection".

>>17956002
>>As soon as you allow a person to be anonymous, they become their most authentic selves: deeply resentful of those wealthier than you, and thoroughly exasperated by those poorer.

>Why do rich people hate poor people so much though? You'd think that they'd be much happier in life and much more willing to help others with all the free shit they have?

It's not hate so much as it's exasperation. No, they're worn down by the constant begging and jealously. They're frustrated by having to wear this mask and pretend like the rich and the poor are somehow peers.
In a very real way, the rich just want a vacation from the poors and luxury watches should be one of the ways to get it but, as we all know, it isn't.

>>17956483
>Rolex is a sound investm- argh

>>17956489
Rolex bought _at MSRP_ is a sound investment. Little details like that always get lost amidst the hype.

>>17956480
That's a really good watch if the low water resistance isn't an issue. One example won the Concours International de Chronometrie becoming one of the most accurate mechanical watches ever produced with 764 points. The runner up F.P. Journe (a $30.000 + watch) scored 488 points. https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-week-on-the-wrist-the-tissot-le-locle-chronometre

>>17956491
>the most basic OP sells 1700€ over retail
>"b-b-but it's slightly bearish since 2022, i-it's over for Rolex!!!"
Rolex haters are delusional.

I bought a casio A700WE and I am happy with it

>>17956510
amber backlight much???

>>17956510
the perfect watch for pale wristlet weebs

>>17956510
bayzed, i own this one

>tossit cope so strong you end up simping for a 2824-2

>>17956513
it's a good backlight and I use it a bunch
>>17956514
post watch
>>17956516
personally I don't like that strap but based watch nonetheless

>>17956517
He's not wrong. Either buy a Rolex or buy the cheapest top/chronometer grade 2824-2 from Swatch Group.

Yes

>>17956538
On a wrist big enough to wear one, Panerais actually look pretty cool. Unfortunately, they usually look like picrel.

>>17956542
Watches are such a joke sometimes. They could've made something nice, something beautiful, but instead they went for this.

>>17956540
based Seiko Playboy

>>17956540
>Women and also slim-wristed men can wear it.

>>17956543
>They could've made something nice, something beautiful, but instead they went for this.
To be fair, this was never actually made to be worn. It's a collector's item, a recreation of some thing they (may have) made in the 1960s for the Egyptian navy. It the same reason that Panerai also re-issued the diving compass they made in WW2.

All Panerais are big, blocky, brutal things, which is their whole aesthetic. The company does a lot more wrong than it does right, but they did stumble onto at least one cool design.

>>17956531
>the cheapest top/chronometer grade 2824-2 from Swatch Group.
so you can have a watch ridiculously inaccurate compared to a casio quartz?

>>17956204
Seiko Dolce

>>17956548
I love Casios but some folks want a mechanical watch, often as a "Sunday watch" besides the everyday quartz one.

Happy new year frens!

>>17956560
Good ad, would buy.

>>17956560
fuck you faggot and your dumb dogshit watch. hope you die this year as painfully as possible.

>>17956542
That’s the quaranta, it’s 40mm

It also has thirty meters of water resistance, I’m trying to make myself not care about that

Happy new year /wt/

Happy new year lads, I'll be wearing pic related for the occasion.

>>17956566
Lol, you too fren.

>>17956570
>>17956574
Citizen Eco-Drive for me. Stay safe bros!

>>17956568
Per their website, it's 50m now. Very good for a dress watch but mystifying for a watch that thick.

it's up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMUfGNGjZ7A

>>17956588
I am NOT clicking that

>Jay-Z Used These $40,000 Rolex Watches as Party Invites
>Once upon a time, if you wanted to invite someone to an event, you may have uncorked your well of ink and calligraphed yourself an invite that foretold potential guests of the elegant soirée on the docket.
>Thankfully, the art of the invitation isn’t lost on Jay-Z, who held his Shawn Carter Foundation Gala last weekend. VIP invitations arrived in the form of a package containing a bottle of Ace of Spades champagne and a rose-gold Rolex Cosmograph Daytona with a chocolate dial.

Whoretadello is already living in 2024..
How is it bro?

>>17956462
Yes they will sell you a new band, and they will even let you keep the old band but only if you request it after sending in your watch for service.

>gmt2
>red/black gmt coke bezel or full red why not
>red sunburst dial
>put the glidelock on it
>submariner screwback on gmt increasing wr to 300m
>submaster/gmtmariner coke edition
>obsoletes sub and gmt2 and fuses them into the same watch
>we up
>the most hyped watch of 2024
>everyones faces start melting off as prices surge up to 50k for grey market steel version and becomes most deseriable sports rolie over shitona
the watch game is crazy easy to make hype pieces
rolex hmu I will be the creative director, 500k/y starting
we up

>>17956600
I would have turned it down and replied: "no Patek, I don't attend".

>>17956293
Hi Dizzy I'm Anon! :D

>>17956239
"You must make $X to buy Y" is the single least sensical thing I have ever seen in this general. A millionaire could wear an f91w and you can buy a sub with a shitty job. Who gives a fuck? No other hobby is like this. They don't ask you for your tax returns when you ask for advice to buy a $60k car, $10k speakers, or a $5k trading card. Only watchfags will be able to tell your Rolex apart from a Seiko from 5 feet away.

>>17956632
you're right in a certain sense, but then again, so is this:
>>17956389

>>17956639
>rolex jeweller?
They sell jewels?

>>17956641
In the old days, places where you bought watches would be called jewellers, since those stores also sold watches (man jewelry).

Watch shops would be places where you took your watch to get repaired.

>>17956632
>you can buy a sub with a shitty job
yes, but it's not very sensible when you think about it from a financial and practical viewpoint. if you're an actual poorfag, doing that ties up a substantial portion of your assets into a watch, that you're then supposed carry around on your wrist. it's risky to concentrate your wealth like that into an everyday object you use.

>>17956645
ok boomer lmao

>>17956647

based or cringe?

>>17956651
basely cringe

>>17956649
brave to post your face on 4chan

>>17956651
That has to be a joke. Even though it's a real website. The picture looks like it was done with AI. The price is listed at 0,00 EUR and there's none in stock. It's an Irish website too.

>>17956651
I'd be worried about grave robbers. How do they secure the thing if it's placed in a grave yard?

Fellas what is this bracelet style called? I like this vintage watch a lot but want to find something a bit lest crusty dusty musty. Any recs for similar watches are welcome. Thanks

>>17956658
They're called chain bracelets. They're also women's watches. These days pretty much just grandma's watches.

>>17956661
Yeah I’m looking for a watch for my girlfriend

>>17956656
it's legit, Irish Travellers really like these "ornate" tombstones
>>17956657
it's not much of an issue when the people doing the grave robbing thing are your relatives

>>17956662
Does she want a grandma watch? Companies don't make this style anymore.

>>17956662
>Yeah I’m looking for a watch for my girlfriend
Apple Watch, Cartier, or that Chopard Happy Diamonds thing. that's what girls want.

>>17956657
Why you'd be worried you're fucking dead?

>>17956658
art deco inspired diamond Tissots going for cheap on Ashford:
https://www.ashford.com/tissot-t0233091103101.html
https://www.ashford.com/tissot-t0513106111700.html
https://www.ashford.com/tissot-t0352106101100.html
Ashford is a Tissot AD, you get the full manufacturer's warranty

>>17956669
why would you want someone desecrating your grave by stealing a fabulous Rolex statue you've paid a handsome amount for? might as well nuke the whole earth then for all I care. jesus christ

Thoughts on the new Longines master collection? Looking to buy a dressier watch with Breguet numerals.

>>17956181

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Use your vote or forfeit your opinion to other anons..

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>>17956675
It's a good-looking watch. Decent size, reasonable thickness. I think they could have gone with a solid caseback and made it even thinner. 30m WR is a little flimsy.
MSRP is a little steep but with the usual 30% discount it's very reasonable.

Why I'm not in there, fucking faggit?
I'm fucking hilarious.

>>17956687
You don't want to be on that list. Everyone else on the list is a lonely loser.

>Everyone else on the list is a lonely loser.

>>17956690
Don't be mad at me, BitterAnon. I even voted for you.

>>17956692
appreciate the sentiment but still youre spending new years eve shitposting on 4chins and should unironically kys lmfao

>>17956687
Got any pictures of the hands lined up? It really tickles my autism

>>17956696
I'm on the west coast. I just finished breakfast.
If you're in Europe, yes, that's understandable. It's getting late.

For that matter, what are we all wearing for our New Year's parties? I'm wearing this old shitter.

>>17956181
I will own this patek one day

>>17956717
can't distinguish the hands on that thing

>>17956709
>I'm wearing this old shitter
oh look a self aware avatarfag

>oh look a self aware avatarfag

>>17956733
>Posting watches is now automatically avatarfagging
Strange days on /wt/

>>17956743
Everybody knows you ReversoCel. At least the other avatarfags are self-aware and know they're avatarfagging, while you try to maintain your thin veil of anonymity.

>>17956751
QRD on ReversoCel?

>>17956733
NTA, but ReversoAnon hasn't posted here for months. Stop being such a faggot. Post a watch instead. How about your shitty Breitling?

>>17956725
>can't distinguish the hands on that thing

When you're rich enough to afford it, you're rich enough to pay someone to tell you what time it is.

>NTA, but ReversoAnon hasn't posted here for months
sure samefag

>>17956754
pic is collection, claims not to avatarfag, is into pens, generally polite, but easily resorts to strawmanning if insulted

>>17956754
>QRD on ReversoCel?
It's Reverso Anon.

He owns a Reverso (obviously) that Rolex >>17956709, plus a Piaget and one other watch. I can't remember what but his collection is easily one of the best ITT. BitterAnon is obsessed with him for some reason.

ever since the introduction of the list, avatarfagging has gone down by a large margin

>>17956761
>claims not to avatarfag,
What does he do to avatarfag? I haven't seen him post his watches over and over like OmegaDrunk or Whortadello with every single post.

>>17956766
kys avatarsimp

>>17956767
Thank you for your service BitterChad.

>>17956768
>What does he do to avatarfag?

Nothing. His collection is small and memorable. Who else here owns a Blancpain or a Paiget? But as soon as you have a recognizable watch, you are an avatarfag. This is why bitter anons never post their own watches.

>>17956767
Mostly its BitterAnons efforts, the list does nothing at this point.

>>17956761
lethally based collection

>>17956483
there are times to sell and times to buy, now is the time to buy

>>17956766
>BitterAnon is obsessed with him for some reason.

This started a couple weeks ago. The thread was having a side discussion on fountain pens. Reverso Anon and Mortadello are penfags. Someone asked anon a question about avatarfagging and one of the anons replied that he disapproved of it but didn't care one way or the other if others wanted to. Then another anon immediately recognized him as Reverso Anon.

Fast forward to when Whoretadello was having his running ban evasion battle with the jannies for posting NSFW pictures of girls. Bitter Anon decided that Reverso Anon is somehow making the jannies ban Whoretadello. Even though Reverso Anon was always polite to Whoretadello and willing to help him research Credor models.
Just because Reverso Anon said he didn't approve of avatarfagging, that's all it took for Bitter Anon to become completely fixated.

Fuck, I am in these threads too much.

>>17956784
it was in fact BitterAnon reporting Whoretadello to the jannies, but he tried to pin it on ReversoAnon to stir up shit

The Reverso will never NOT make me laugh. What a fucking stupid gimmick.
>b-b-but muh polo players
JUST TAKE OFF YOUR WATCH YOU FUCKING TWAT
Also "Reverso" means "I turn myself over" in latin. That's literally a fag watch lmao

>>17956788
good one, bitteranon

>>17956788
if it was good enough for Him then it's good enough for me

>>17956791
I'm not that "bitteranon" you retards keep obsessing over. I rarely post in these threads. I only come here to shill for Rolex and make fun of stupid brands that make you all hard like JLC, Vacheron or ALS.

What watch is this?

>>17956796
based

Rolex bros, our watches go up in value tomorrow

>>17956784
holy hell bro go out sometime
fucking hell lmao

>>17956795
>80 years later

>>17956796

>>17956802
fuck off racist

>>17956791
im the actual bitteranon and there is nothing wrong with reverso or reverso anon. some other fags hijacked my role.

>>17956412
Fortis B-42 Flieger, Class, simple, quality, reliable. I have one with the chronographe and i like it but it's more expensive.

>>17956808
What a terrible watch.

>>17956809
kys faggot

>>17956810
OK, I'll get a Fortis and literally die of embarassment when I put it on. Can I borrow yours for a moment?

>>17956808
>those day and date windows placement

>>17956239
The explorer is a relatively understated watch and assuming you work something like a junior IB or law job it won't read as particularly flexy in your work environment.

>>17956588
This fag sounds like he sucks bangers and mash get over your self homolex bagels.

>>17956806
No! I'm bitteranon!

kys faggot

>not understanding that anyone can be bitteranon

>>17956806
>>17956824
>>17956825
lmao y'all just fakers, impostors and cunts

>>17956824
f u kys fag

>>17956796
>I only come here to shill for Rolex
Most based /wt/ poster.

>>17956839
black dude should have an AP tat

>>17956839

>>17956846
ye ap is shit but still rm is more nig tier

How are Henry Archer watches, like the look of this purple Vesterhav

>>17956784
>board drama and lore

>>17956855
How can you make a render this poor quality

>>17956784
this is the best board/thread of all 4chinz

>>17956784
Deepest lore.

>>17956859
Would be pretty interesting without BitterAnon trying to dox every single poster.
Still, I enjoy the occasional lore building events and /wt/ historian's efforts.

>>17956857
That's nothing. AP makes the worst renders.

Happy New Year to all of you! Peace, happiness, and good health for 2024, and I hope you all achieve your horological desires!

I wish to thank each of you for being you, because each of you is special, with a unique voice and an interesting perspective. Take some time today to think of those whom you love and those who have loved you, and especially those who are no longer with us.

Take care Frens, and see you next year.

>>17956866
fuck you

>>17956784
>Fuck, I am in these threads too much.
I mean on the one hand it's nice to have someone spoon feed those us the lore but on the other hand, maybe take your watches outside or something from time to time.

>>17956857
I dont see what's so bad about that one. The blue square in the background is stupid but its not terrible.

>>17956866
Happy new year to you too Omega bro! I hope the next year brings you good fortune and true happiness. I hope you haven't lost anyone important in your life this year, if that is the case; I wish you all the best. Time heals all wounds.

Any new horological horizons on your sight currently?

>>17956866
>The Chad avatarfren.

vs.

>>17956868
>the virgin bitteranon.

>The Chad avatarfren.

>>17956866
Based OmegaDrunk, never giving in to the bitterness around him. Happy new year to you too m8.

>>17956474
>why not just get a dj 36 at that point
Because the AD called me for an Explorer first. I’m getting 2 matching DJs next, God willing. A 31 for my wife and a 36 for me. The Explorer is not a cope watch in the slightest, its a well fitting everyday casual watch. It fits that role much better than my submariner. I’m not a diver so the water resistance is overkill for me. DJ will be worn for everything above jeans.

>>17956866
>Take some time today to think of those whom you love and those who have loved you
That shouldn't take you very long, you lonely fuck.

how does one decide?

>>17956897
>DJ will be worn for everything above jeans.
DJ can be worn with jeans too. It's not a Calatrava. It's exactly as tough as an Explorer.

>>17956900
This would look ridiculous in anything below slacks.

>>17956784
>Tasteful collection
>Polite and informative
>Respects board culture despite his own personal misgivings.
Yeah, I'm thinking Reversoanon is based

>>17956901
Oh, I didn't realize you got the 65-year old's retirement award special. I apologize, GeriatricAnon.

>>17956784
Touch grass

>>17956902
>reversoanon thinks reversoanon is based
Ok, dumbfag.

which watch are your greeting 2024 with?

>>17956903
Why would I get anything other than the best datejust? Only asians get smooth bezel

>>17956900
>not wearing a Calatrava with casual outfits
ngmi

>>17956911
Fake Patek.

>>17956910
Everyone that doesn't agree with you is a single poster, eh, bitteranon?

>>17956912
Champagne dial is for old men. Two-tone is fine with black dial.

>>17956917
>he thinks I'm bitteranon
Swing and miss

Can a watch with black nylon wrist strap be worn with brown leather belt or boots? Would this clash, considering they are different materials?

>>17956917
nta but you're pretty obviously samefagging..
don't you have any life? pointless to ask since you're here..

>>17956919
>Anonymous
>Bitter
Nope, dead on, BitterAnon.

Hey, why don't you post your watch?

>>17956923
>If I accuse him of samefagging it might deflect from the fact I'm doing it.
kys faggot

>>17956924
already did poorfag >>17956897

>>17956913
W2c?

>>17956925
kys schizo fag

>>17956928
Vintage only.
You can't afford it btw.

These major holiday editions of /wt/ are always the fucking worst. Christmas was bad enough and now this? What the hell is wrong with you people?
We are all supposed to be on the same boat in here, brought together by our common interest in watches.

>>17956915
you too? post it

>>17956874
Thank you for the kind wishes, Fren. It seems lately that we lose people every year now, but fortunately (so far) they have all lived long and fulfilling lives, so perhaps it was time for them to move on. Nothing new horologically; I'm quite content with my collection as it is...anything else would be superfluous. What about you? What are you wearing today?

>>17956876
It's nice to have a ying/yang.

>>17956894
Thanks, Fren; what are you wearing as the year turns over?

>>17956937
Surprisingly enough, we are in the same boat, with a common interest in watches. That doesn't stop a single Anon from repeatedly attempting to throw the only deck chronometer overboard...lol

What are you wearing today, Anon? Happy New Year to you when it comes!

>want a watch
>buy it
>it's fucking hideous up close

>>17956949
I told you not to buy an Omega or Grand Seiko...

This schizo posting is getting out of hand.
I have not posted in this thread since >>17956709
(picrel, proof of who I am.)

>>17956944
Happy New Year to you too OmegaDrunk.

>>17956866
Happy year fren

>>17956952
Uhhhhhhh........... Yikes!

>>17956955
what are you pointing out? the strap wear?

>>17956955
>Bittercel finds out leather wears over time

>>17956955
>>17956959
>>17956962
>heres your high quality learher strap bro

BIG YIKES!!!

>>17956963
happy new year cockwatch!

>>17956963
>seething poor
YWNBEW, troony

>>17956963
How do you know?...

>>17956966
fuck , was meant for this >>17956964

>>17956962
How would he know? He doesn't have any watches and his shoes certainly aren't made of leather.

>>17956964
Cockwatch is the Emma Watson simp? wtf?

>>17956918
>Champagne dial is for old men. Two-tone is fine with black dial.
Why do you think I care what you think?

>>17956966
140iq pattern seeing autism brain.
Shitposting aside, hope you're enjoying your time with your loved ones.

>>17956970
She has a very pretty face in my opinion, well at least had...
>>17956973
so kind of you! :)

>>17956972
The fact you responded shows you, in fact, care deeply. If you didn't care, you wouldn't even be here, flying bus driver.

>>17956975
>flying bus driver.
Ouch! lol

>>17956974
>at least had...
Yeah, she hit the wall so hard it's almost like she was gunning for it.

>>17956975
Lol sure, get fucked nerd

>>17956937
I have a common interest in ur mums ass LAMAO

>>17956962
No one tell him about bracelet stretch.

>>17956985
Oh my god...i-is..is that...the OTHER "Magnum P.I." watch?

>>17956992
Haha yeah

>>17956994
Hawaiian shirt? Check.
Quartz watch? Check.
Moustache? ...eh, it's wispy but, check.

GMT Master? No.
Ferrari 308 GTS? No.
Navy SEAL? No.

Getting the easy parts of the Thomas Magnum LARP out of the way first, eh?

Guys I'm in 2024, :O

>>17956999
>GMT Master? No
Magnum inherited his father's GMT just as I will. (Except mine will be a Batman). And the Ferrari didn't belong to him, it belonged to Robin Masters

>>17956999
Don't forget the Detroit Tigers baseball cap. Tom Selleck is a big Tigers fan and insisted the character be one as well.

>>17957003
>And the Ferrari didn't belong to him, it belonged to Robin Masters
I don't think that matters. It's still pretty integral to the image.

>>17957005
Dude stop being dumb if you don't inherit a Rolex your poor and shit.

>>17957002
Is it safe? I'm scared..

>>17957007
>if you don't inherit a Rolex your poor and shit.

Correction: If you don't buy your own Rolex, you're poor. If you don't also inherit a Rolex, you come from a poor family. It's not good to pretend the achievements of others are your own.

Behold: the greatest watch ever made.

>>17956921
Bump

>>17957014
Ok how do you become rich "on your own" dumbass?

>>17957007
Huh?

When did you realize that buying expensive, popular, or fashionable watches is the ultimate cope for having a unique and distinctive personal taste?

>>17957021
>Ok how do you become rich "on your own" dumbass?
Work hard, don't be retarded, invest wisely. If it doesn't work, then you probably failed one of the three directives.

>inb4 no you have start out rich
No, there's oodles of money out there.

>>17957025
On Christmas.

>>17957026
>Work hard, don't be retarded, invest wisely. If it doesn't work, then you probably failed one of the three directives.
So you have no clue, mommy paid for everything too?

>>17957003
>Magnum inherited his father's GMT just as I will. (Except mine will be a Batman). And the Ferrari didn't belong to him, it belonged to Robin Masters

Nice. My father gifted me his GMT when he retired. Here it is with mine. (Frankly, I like his better. You don't realize really how bad nu-Rolex looks until its compared side-by-side to classic Rolex.)

You should still get the Ferrari anyway. 308 prices are still pretty reasonable but they've been trending up in a big way. I'm kicking myself for not getting one when they were only about 30k but I was a dumb kid and just thought they looked like ugly 80s cars.

>>17957031
>t. self-defeating poor
Ah, but if only you could figure out how to monetize class resentment.

>>17957016
>dress watch
>centered second hand
>AUTOMATIC
yeah no

>>17957032
>308 prices are still pretty reasonable
Not for me they aren't. Just like Magnum I'm a poorfag

>>17957032
>You don't realize really how bad nu-Rolex looks until its compared side-by-side to classic Rolex.
Truer words have not been written in this thread.

Help, how do i stop buying watches ?

>>17957049
Run out of money and/or credit.

>>17957021
Bootstraps, etc. (tech based scamming)

>>17957045
>Just like Magnum I'm a poorfag
How is someone who inherits a Rolex has a mansion in Malibu or wherever the fuck and drives a classic sports car a poorfag?

>>17957049
Buy the best watch ever made.

>>17957034
I mean if you knew you'd just say it instead of trolling so hurr durr I guess?

Rate my most recent acquisition, a Casio Duro

i thought 44mm would look ridiculous on my wrist but it actually wear smaller than some 42 end even 40mm i have.
best 80€ spent

>>17957054
>has a mansion in Malibu or wherever the fuck and drives a classic sports car a poorfag?
He didn't have a mansion, that was a famous author's mansion in Hawaii that he was in charge of security for. Same with the Ferrari, he just borrowed it

>>17957016

>>17957061
based truth poster

>>17957060
>He didn't have a mansion, that was a famous author's mansion in Hawaii that he was in charge of security for. Same with the Ferrari, he just borrowed it
Ok just give me perpetual use of a Rolex, a mansion in Hawaii, and a Ferrari then. It's not mine so you're not really losing anything right? I'm still poor.

>>17957059
Bill Gates/10
Basedo

I tried a Vacheron 7900V/110A-B546 and the bracelet felt like shit, wtf? Am I really just spoiled by the normal Rolex Oyster bracelet?

>>17957061
Let me know when you ever see a Vacheron Constantin Patrimony IRL.

>>17957065
Nigger what? I'm a poorfag with none of that either.

>>17957061
i literally have the same looking watch from Festina

>>17957068
All of those integrated bracelet sports watches are bad compared to the Oyster. They're too focused on looking stylish and not so much on being functional.

>>17957061
The fact that you think that watch is worth $30k is exactly why it's the greatest watch ever made.

>>17957074
>i literally have the same looking watch from Festina

>>17957074
lmfao why would you even buy something from a noname brand?

>>17957072
>Nigger what? I'm a poorfag with none of that either.
I think the Brazilian anon is back. He used to bitch about people being rich and demand people give him free shit.

>>17957074
Not even close.

>>17957077
Actually everyone thinks it's "worth" $99, dunno what you're on about tard.

>>17957080
I thought that was an Eastern European who did that

>>17957080
>>17957072
If you don't understand the point of such simple rhetorical devices then just stop posting and go read a book, any book.

Let's try with a hamburger analogy. If I have a hamburger to eat, and I can just go and eat it and process calories from it and shit it out with no repercussions, does it matter if it said "Bob" or "James" on it or if it had my name in the Big McHamburger Registry instead?

>>17957082
No. You instinctively thought it was a $30k watch. It's actually a $7k watch. This means that an averaged person can actually save up and buy a watch for $7k that looks like a $30k watch. That's one of the reasons why it's greatest watch ever made.

>>17956367
I think snk is slimmer but not sure what should I know anything to consider?

>>17957088
>>No. You instinctively thought it was a $30k watch.
Why would I think that? You ok dude?

>>17957095
>Why would I think that? You ok dude?
Because you wrote $30k in the meme.

>>17957096
It's not my meme and you missed the point of the meme. The point is when something is wildly overpriced the retards ITT like it, when it's not, they hate it.

>>17957088
>an averaged person can actually save up and buy a watch for $7k
i don't know any average working peson who'd spend 7k on a watch unless he is clinically retarded

>>17957100
You never even researched how much that watch costs.

>>17957105
Why would I care? It's ugly as shit, doesn't look a dollar more than $99.

trump lost

>>17957102
so you dont know anyone with a decent salary in a white collar profession?

new new new

>>17957109
>>17957109
>>17957109

>>17957088
>You instinctively thought it was a $30k watch
Holy cope. It's literally just average price for most of their catalog. Simple as.

>>17957032
>You don't realize really how bad nu-Rolex looks until its compared side-by-side to classic Rolex.)
The Explorer is the worst offender.

>>17956897
inshallah indeed
even women wear the 36 now a days, might be a wiser investment no?
>The Explorer is not a cope watch in the slightest, its a well fitting everyday casual watch. It fits that role much better than my submariner.
I mean the no date thing is still up for debate
I did not even know what the explorer was long before I knew what a sub was
a sub is perfectly fine as casual
>>17956899
one has actual more utility, nobody who owns a daytona uses the chrono
assuming you can even get it, get it for dabbing on haters
so
both
one sub, one gmt2, one daytona
you have now solved the rolex game
>>17956901
just dress as bateman 247
>>17956903
thats the bateman, sir
>>17956918
there is no black dial option for the 36 two tone, only the 41
also you are wrong, the white dial and champagne are the S tier ones in yellow gold
>>17957059
good toy watch but not sovl