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Start moisturizing your penis, whether you're circumcised or not. My dick has never been more immaculate.

>> No.17940586

>gets a yeast infection

>> No.17940594

With what?

>> No.17940596

>>17940594
Coconut oil is what I use, but there's lot of moisturizing options. Just don't use things like hand, body or face moisturizers. Those are made specifically for those parts of the body. Avocado or coconut oil are your best bets.

>>17940586
You're retarded

>> No.17940599

why, most chances are no one would see it, and it's small

>> No.17940607

>>17940596
what are all the benefits you noticed?

>> No.17940629

>>17940607
Less irritation and that bunching up feeling with pants/underwear
Skin looks healthy and feels noticeably smoother
Head is smoother and less wrinkly
Skin has a healthy glow to it
Dick looks ready for porn all the time

>> No.17940639

>>17940629
Nice. I'm looking for something that will reduce my pimples. My shaft looks like it has acne.

>> No.17940660

>>17940639
Pimples can be caused by dry skin cracking leading to something clogging the pores, so moisturizing would hurt. Also make sure you aren't showering with hot, hot water.

>> No.17940666

>>17940596
I use jojoba oil, works wonders. I'd advise against coconut oil if you're not an incel since it can degrade condoms.
>>17940607
Literally have gotten compliments from girls. No one wants a rough dick

>> No.17940669

>>17940660
wouldn't* hurt

>> No.17940672

>>17940666
>I'd advise against coconut oil if you're not an incel since it can degrade condoms.
I didn't notice! Thanks for the advice, I'll look into jojoba oil. You might have just saved me from an early pregnancy lol

>> No.17940677

>>17940672
Know this*
I really gotta read the correction before clicking to change it haha

>> No.17942151

when do you moisturise it tho?
i'm kinda icky with sticky/oily stuff so i wouldn't be able to do it and then wear underpants or something

>> No.17942263

>>17942151
do it when you jack off

>> No.17942326

>>17940666
>>17940672
Isn’t any kind of oil bad for condoms?

>> No.17943249

>>17942263
I'm going to run out of oil if I moisturize my dick like 8 times a day

>> No.17943432

>>17943249
It's a worthy investment. Look at it this way, if this tool sees such rigorous use it deserves the best treatment so it can be the best it can

>> No.17943435

>>17940494
what if I don't have one?

>> No.17943444

>>17943435
Why, get a penis, of course. Everyone should moisturise theirs.

>> No.17944461

>>17942326
Yeah this is right, coconut, jojoba, olive oil.. all that shit is bad. That's why you use water based lubes when using a condom.

>> No.17944472

>>17943435
If you moisturize your lips up here, you should moisturize your lips down there.

>> No.17944536

>>17942263
i don't jack off on the daily tho, and even then i usually clean my dick afterwards so i'd simply wash away the oil

>> No.17944539

>>17942151
I moisturize twice a day. Once at morning and once at night. Basically whenever I'm brushing my teeth. I'd recommend applying oil after stepping out of the shower, since the hot water might dry your skin out.
You don't need more than a tiny amount. You should apply a thin uniform layer across the entire penis, with maybe a small extra on the head. It shouldn't feel like your dick is oily. It's no different than using a lip balm.
>>17942263
I wouldn't recommend this. You should be focusing on evenly applying it, not rubbing it in. You wouldn't rub moisturizer into your face like that, and your penis skin and tissue is even more sensitive. Plus you'll never apply it frequently enough if you do it when you jack off unless you jack off twice a day ever day.

>> No.17946197

>>17940586
well hydrated, intact skin with a strong skin barrier will always be more resistant to disease and dirt.

>> No.17946392
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17946392

>first result
>Jerusalem Post
Ahhahahahah jew problem

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>>17946392
>Imagine telling on yourself like this

>> No.17946752

>>17943435
t. dry cunt

>> No.17946868

So like, do I apply the oil under my foreskin, or…?

>> No.17946892

>>17946868
this thread was made by an ameri-jew.

No one would put cream under their foreskin, like no one would put soap under their foreskin, that's basic hygiene.
But americans have no clue about foreskin care. Sad.

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>>17946892
Imagine thinking your penis skin doesn't need to be moisturized just because of your disgusting worm hood. You know you need to clean your skin flap out right? And when you do that will dry out the skin? Why do you think your penis is magically self moisturizing when the rest of your skin isn't?
Learn about how your own penis works

>> No.17946901

>>17946868
Apply the oil to the head and shaft. Lightly apply it under the foreskin, but not too much. You should be able to touch your penis with a clean hand and not have any of the oil come away with it

>> No.17946905

>>17946898
>do you think your penis is magically self moisturizing
If your dick wasn't mutilated you'd know that the inside of your foreskin is like the inside of your mouth. Do you use cream inside your mouth to moisturize it? Do you use soap inside your mouth.
I have a PHD in dicks btw.

>> No.17949010

>>17946905
Wait, there’s a profession for sucking dicks?

>> No.17949017

>>17949010
yeah, ask your mom.

>> No.17949070

>>17946898
your skin does moisturize itself, idiot, what do you think sebum is?

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>>17946905
>Do you use soap inside your mouth.
No but you are supposed to be using soap on your dick? Fucking smegma-peans.
Anon, do you seriously not wash your penis because you think your totally attractive and not at all weird looking flesh hood is self washing?
>>17949070
>your skin does moisturize itself, idiot, what do you think sebum is?
Not moisturizer? Sebum is a barrier, it's not like you are infinitely re-moisturizing your skin. Jesus no wonder you guys have free health care if this is how you treat your bodies, you'd all be dead without it!

>> No.17949087

>>17949079
>No but you are supposed to be using soap on your dick?
Not inside your foreskin, Shlomo, but how could you know, right?
The only soap you should use inside is neutral PH soap like women use for their vagene.

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>>17949087
>You aren't supposed to use soap on your foreskin except for the soap you're supposed to use on your foreskin
So yeah, your dick does need to be cleaned, hence your mouth comparison is retarded. Your unattractive skin flap still needs to be moisturized, regardless of whatever retarded, nonsense comparison you try to make.

>> No.17949562

>>17940629
who the fuck has an irritated dick?
this has to be a cutfag problem

>> No.17949585

>>17940629
>Less irritation and that bunching up feeling with pants/underwear
>Skin looks healthy and feels noticeably smoother
>Head is smoother and less wrinkly
I’m uncut and don’t have issues with any of this. I’m sorry you’re Jewish and had your cock chopped, and if you’re not Jewish, I’m even more sorry that your parents copied a 2000 year old Jewish practice for no reason

inb4
>nooooooo your dick is smelly nooooooo you have smegma
Thankfully I have access to water living in the 21st century unlike the desert people who stared chopping up their foreskin and I can shower on a daily basis

>> No.17949587

journal entry 8,534: the unending cut vs uncut debate continues

>> No.17949701

>>17949587
Circumcision War XXVVIII Battle of the Flaps

>> No.17950500

>>17949585
Whats up with uncircumcised guys an their rampant insecurity?

>> No.17950644

>>17950500
Why would I be insecure about having an intact penis?

>> No.17950650

>>17950644
I don't know but your posts and response highlight that you are obviously insecure about that fact

>> No.17950680

>>17950650
I think you’re just protecting bud

>> No.17951345

>>17940494
This will lead to yeast infections for your partner.

>> No.17951998

>>17951345
partner?

>> No.17952672

>>17940494
I started doing this recently. I'm uncircumcised but I have a short foreskin so I have sadly ended up with a somewhat dry glans regardless. I keep forgetting to do it regularly, though, so I haven't noticed too much improvement yet.

>> No.17952684

>>17940596
why would a body moisturizer not be suitable for your dick? those are usually just marketing terms, a facial lotion would do just fine too since they're usually lighter. you should be moisturizing the rest of your body anyway

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>>17940494
moisturize your penis

>> No.17953158

>>17950680
I'm not the one making embarrassing insecure posts like this. It reeks of insecurity
>>17949585

>> No.17953162

>>17952684
Body moisturizer is made for denser skin. It's far too thick for the thin sensitive skin of your penis. They aren't just marketing terms anon

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>>17940494
While we're on penile health, how do I encourage the most amount of blood possible to go into the penis? I've accepted there is no way to actually grow my dick, but I want to make sure I'm working optimally with what I got

>> No.17953761

>>17953751
angion method, cardio

>> No.17954039

>>17953162
what, you're gonna get pimples on your dick? if anything, something like coconut oil should do that. just use any old non-comedogenic lotion or cream. your penis skin barely has any sebaceous glands to naturally moisturize the skin so thicker might probably be even better.l

>> No.17954060

>>17954039
Body cream is going to irritate the sensitive skin that it wasn't designed for. You'd probably end up with a rash. But hey, do what you want! It's probably still better than nothing

>> No.17954138

>>17946898
>disgusting worm hood.
Imagine thinking this. Intact penises look (and feel/function) a million times better than disgusting ugly mutilated scarred dried-out penises. I wish I wasn't circumcised at birth. But it wasn't my choice.

t. American

>> No.17954581

>>17954138
It must feel strange that when women in your country imagine a penis they imagine one that looks like mine not yours :(

>> No.17954769

>>17940666
every girl wants rough dick u absolute retard. chekt anywah

>> No.17954826

>>17954581
wtf are you on about?

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>>17954826
You don't think when women in your country imagine a penis they imagine an uncut one do you?

>> No.17955101

>>17955098
Women think uncut penis is gross

>> No.17955122
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cutfag raging about his stunted penis. everyone with normal penises is booking a circumcision appointment asap.

>> No.17955376

>>17955122
Really? Because going through the thread it looks like it's the uncut fags starting arguments and sperging every time. Every cutfag post is just responding to an uncut fag

>> No.17957234

>>17949562
I'm not cut and had irritated dick too.
Sure, it was after 10 hour wank marathon, but it can happen.

>> No.17957244

>>17943435
use coconut oil trust me

>> No.17957283

>>17953761
>angion method
I used to follow that guy on youtube and then he started making videos about pummeling your dick with a jigsaw and I started getting skeptical about things

>> No.17957416

>>17955098
People in my country asso iate circumcised dicks with jews lmao

>> No.17957418

>>17946898
>Why do you think your penis is magically self moisturizing when the rest of your skin isn't?
>Learn about how your own penis works
Anon...

>> No.17957446

>>17946898
moisturize your eyeballs next retard

>> No.17957674

>>17957446
Your eye balls are not made of skin. Hope this helps

>> No.17957682

>>17953751
this webm certainly achieved optimal blood flow for me. who is this semen demon, gibs sauce

>> No.17957734

>>17957682
She's only 16, you CREEP.

>> No.17957746

>>17957734
So she still has a few years before hitting the wall, perfect

>> No.17958659

>>17957674
my magic eyelids keep my eye balls moisturized just like my magic normal penis keeps my dick head moisturized. moisturize your brain next retard.

>> No.17959821

>>17940494
bumop

>> No.17959829

>>17940494
hrt does it for me it's always wet.

>> No.17959850

>>17954060
>Body cream is going to irritate the sensitive skin that it wasn't designed for.
You are a fucking idiot