/fa/ - Fashion

>>17733705
a classic side part and a clean shave mogs anything else forever

>>17733718
This style is to haircuts what common project are to shoes. It's alright but completely unremarkable.

>>17733816
being simple but neat is the key to elegance and therefore timeless fashion and always looking good, pic related was taken over 100 years ago

>>17733705
Only works if you're an athlete otherwise you just look dirty

>>17733718
>>17733824
Only works if you're handsome AND wealthy, otherwise you look like a square

>>17733827
>Only works if you're handsome AND wealthy
really not true, a side part looks good on anyone, in fact, it would be impossible for it not to look good on you unless you are disfigured

>>17733718
Well, I agree that a chiseled jawline masculine face and perfect hair mogs other things.

>>17733873
you get a chiseled jaw and masculine face from having low body fat, which any man can do. "perfect" hair just comes from a healthy diet and not abusing it, which anyone can do as well

>>17733718
Generally looks decent but not amazing on most people. If you're young and attractive you'll get more points by choosing something a little more on trend.

>>17733883
no, youll just look like a court jester and a clown in older photos

>>17733873
:^)

>>17733908
>You'll look like you were fun and lived life to the fullest
How terrible. I bet you're depressingly boring.

>>17733959
a simple life is the best life, do enjoy the current thing though

>>17733994
You forgot to tip your fedora.

>>17733998
i dont own a fedora

>>17733718
OK, boomer.

>>17733705
I have curly hair

>>17734045
Should've choosen white in the character creation screen bro

>>17734049
but I am

since i guess this is a hair thread:
thoughts? been growing it out for a few months after i bleached it, was thinking of growing it longer, but not sure if i should keep growing, or if i should re bleach it.
i have a weird pointy hairline and wavy/curly hair, ive never found a style i really like.

>>17734104
Shouldn't have bleached it. You look like ramen noodles.

>>17734136
im not dodging any ramen allegations but it is less yellow in normal light my bathroom is just poorly lit and my landlord painted it yellow for some reason

>>17733994
>do enjoy the current thing though
You exude an air of pretentiousness, attempting to cloak your lack of personality behind a veil of what you perceive as refined taste. It appears you find pleasure in showcasing an arsenal of obscure reference images, projecting an image of elegance and sophistication. However, beneath the surface, there is a mundanity that lacks genuine depth and authenticity. Your outward appearance seems to be a façade, and you are the contemporary equivalent of a 'fedora cringe lord,' embodying the cliché of someone striving too hard to impress, but ultimately evoking only awkward discomfort.

>>17733994
>do enjoy the current thing though
You're a boring pseudo-intellectual contrarian, attempting to cloak your lack of personality behind a veil of what you perceive as refined taste. You find pleasure in showcasing an arsenal of obscure reference images, attempting to project an image of elegance and sophistication. However, beneath the surface, there is a mundanity that lacks genuine depth and authenticity. The way you trying to have people perceive you is a façade, and you are the contemporary equivalent of a fedora cringe lord, embodying the cliché of someone striving too hard to impress, but ultimately evoking only awkward discomfort.

>>17733705
Wavy haired people have it so fucking easy. My hair is literally full on straight, not a single bend. At least I'm not balding but damn, wavy hair just looks so nice

>>17734191
at least its not curly

>>17734104
it looks pretty cute

>>17734197
If you're not retarded you can make your curly hair wavy with the right products.

>>17734197
Amen to that, especially with curlybros starting to bald faster than others. At least you can rock the fr fr bussin cut though, and maybe a bunch of others. My hair is just what it is, no product has been able to keep it in any shape for longer than a couple hours. Maybe it's the same with you too though? I don't know much about curly hair

>>17734191
Can confirm, women fucking love long thick wavy hair

>>17734282
>At least you can rock the fr fr bussin cut though
why would I do that

>>17734298
Because its fr fr bussin ong?!

>>17734045
You can probably use a relaxant and stop using shampoo everyday to straighten it, if that doesn't work then consider keratin treatment (at home).

>>17733718
Some women prefer rugged men. Clean shave couldn't be further from that.

>>17734184
Perfect. In a word: precocious -- in the derogatory sense.

>>17734184
your volume of words betrays your jealousy that simple is elegant, that a side part and a clean shave will always look better than the current trend the court jesters are wearing and their sheep desperately trying to replicate, that all of the effort you put in to be a discount copy pales in comparison to the easy option of the timeless classic. Embarrassing, really
>>17734506
some men look good with a beard, you are probably not one of them

>>17733705
can isee what it looks like from the front? what is this style?

>>17733849
>Only works if you're handsome AND wealthy
>that’s not true, just look at this handsome and wealthy movie star

>>17733877
I’m at 13% body fat where’s my jaw?

>>17734625
john hamm was chosen because he was entirely average looking, he even remarked that before mad men, he found it extremely difficult to get any roles because of his looks. If anything, you comment proves my point :^)
>>17734627
this individual is a mouth breather and just needs to mew for a year

>>17733718
>>17733824
>>17733994
>>17734610
>muh timeless
holy retardation 1/4

2/4

>>17734647
“average looking” lol. lmao even. let’s see a post of what you look like?
>even remarked that before mad men, he found it extremely difficult to get any roles because of his looks
post proof of this while you’re at it

3/4

>>17734647
The guy in that picture got jaw surgery. Mewing is bullshit.

>>17733705
lets see from front

>>17734658
>>17734661
not sure what this is trying to prove, timeless classic means it wont go out of style in your life time, not that it was in style 2500 years ago. Surely you arent that stupid?
>>17734664
its on his wikipedia page lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Hamm
>>17734670
even vice set out to prove mewing was an incel meme and proved it to be true

>>17734683
Wiki says nothing of the sort. Why are you lying?

>>17734683
>even vice set out to prove mewing was an incel meme and proved it to be true
source needed

>>17734683
share what you look like incel

>>17734666
4/4

>>17734687
>Looking older than his age, he found it difficult to find work as an actor, despite representation by the William Morris Agency.[20][30][28][31] In 1998, after he failed to get any acting work for three years, William Morris dropped him as a client.[11]
john hamm is the definition of an average looking man
>>17734689
https://www.vice.com/en/article/d3medj/mewing-the-niche-orthodontic-technique-taking-over-youtube

do you people not have google?

>>17734692
im married and will not be posting my face on 4chan

>>17734695
Looking older than your age does not mean looking average. Are your retarded?

>>17734696
it is a nice way of saying you are unattractive bud, sorry if john hamm is some style icon of yours

>>17734683
>source: vice news
LMAO

>>17734698
I’ll take that as a “yes I am retarded”

>>17734695
the article does not “prove” literally anything about mewing it just summarizes what mewing is on you…

>>17734699
>say even vice set out to prove it was an incel meme and found it works
>>post source
>link to the vice article
>>source: vice news
u r dum
>>17734701
take it how ever you want sport, it matters not to me

>>17734703
youtube*

>>17734695
>im married and will not be posting my face on 4chan
just saying you’re ugly and insecure would have sufficed.

>>17734704
You’re so autistic. Genuinely hope you’re a teen. Adults have more sense than you.

>>17734703
whatever slugger, mew, dont mew, it doesnt matter. If your parents let you be a mouth breather and you have a bad chin because of it, youre a genetic dead end. I only suggested mewing because that mouth breathing chin sets to have a fix, ive never needed it myself so cant really attest to mewing working or not
>>17734709
im neither bud, just trying to help you anons out. Most of you are hopeless genetic dead ends though, do carry on. You rage at being told a side part is the best is all one needs to know about your chances of success in life

>>17734710
i don't have autism sport, your rage is getting pathetic. Time to disengage, later losers

>>17734683
Lmao your first reply said that those hair-gelled side parts are more timeless than normal medium-long hair you fedora retard. Don't move the goalpost

>>17733705
hey what is this hair style i'm waiting BIIIIIITTCCHHES

>>17734610
What's embarrassing is your only counter argument is parroting what you already said. You have absolutely zero depth.

>>17733944
When I see those veins I always feel like even the tiniest of paper cuts would make you bleed buckets

>>17734876
>a haircut needs depth
nta but it seems you are the pseudo-intellectual here

>>17735076
Tell me you're not actually this stupid.

>>17735080
i mean one anon tells people to get the most basic haircut in the world and you go off on a long tirade about it has no depth, so yea

>>17735115
Ok you actually are stupid. Thanks for confirming.

>>17735126
haha no need to get mad psuedo-boy was just making an observation

>>17735129
Why would you being dumb make me mad? You have garbage reading comprehension if you think that conversation was just about a haircut. You completely missed the actual topic of discussion.

>>17735139
lol there you go being a pseudo-intellectual again

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>>17735203
Damn bro you're so upset you had to make a basedjack meme about it?

>>17735203
LMAO

>>17735203
lol this is why i come to 4chan

>>17735203
Nice

>>17735203

>>17735203
911? Yes, I'd like to report a murder

>>17734625
...Who plays a handsome and wealthy ad exec lol

>>17733705
looks completely and utterly disgusting. i can't believe you would ever unironically post something as putrid as this, without feeling an ounce of shame. take me for example, prime human being. i am THE alpha male, i mog all of you by simply being within a 500 mile radius. you should be on your knees, bowing to me, begging me, an ascended alpha (better than sigma), for my mercy. fucking repulsive swine, all of you.

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>>17735203
autistic samefag NOBODY is laughing NOBODY thinks this is an epic roast. KILL yourself

>>17735203
Holy shit, i can smell the copium in this, OP got so mad he had to make a meme about it, love the autism on 4chan

>>17735493
to be fair gigachad literally has a sidepart

>>17735499
that's not even a sidepart. it's a mohawk, you fucking nigger.

>>17735468
Its genuinely so easy to tell in this case. Imo it’s even better if you imagine the married anon and OP are one in the same. All of that over a fucking haircut too

>>17735468
cant speak for the other guys but i thought it was funny

>>17735522
that's quite pitiful, then

>>17735468
>>17735516
u mad?
>>17735538
lol just cant stop being a psuedo-intellectual, can you?

>>17735468
i'm not sure if it's samefagging but the replies are definitely ironic and insincere, that's how it came off to me at least

>>17735203
he doesn’t have a side part though?

>>17735203
Someone actually sat down and made this today. Holy shit that’s sad.

>>17735203
keked and rekt

>>17735203
This is next level butthurt, especially the first few replies made a minute after the post. Imagine being this mentally ill

>>17733718
>handsome model
>>17733824
>king of england
>>17733849
>famous actor
>>17733994
>chad