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15920721 No.15920721 [Reply] [Original]

Who cares about looking good when you can be a generic slaphead desperately trying to imitate b-list action movie stars!

>> No.15920725
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Because it's fun

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>> No.15920727

>>15920721
the most gay look

>> No.15920730
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>>15920727
bro, it's literal breeders sporting the bald look
john travolta
pit bull
johnny sins

>> No.15920795

>>15920721
I’ve been pulling orders of magnitude more pussy with the buzz & beard combo (because balding) than when I had a hitler youth or a sideshave man bun years ago.
Seethe harder twinks, women like men, not anime characters.

>> No.15920820

>>15920721
Slap head lol

>> No.15920825
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Yo, just shave and hit the gym bro! You'll stay pussy like Jack 'The Stone' Stayhome, bro! Fuck that tranny hair loss pill, man

>> No.15920872

>>15920825
Wtf he looks like an infant with a beard

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>>15920825
Wow, ugly is ugly with and without hair.


>>15920795
same, although I keep stubble. I'm 6feet though and decently built, just to be fully transparent. The key is to be low bodyfat so your facial structure looks more defined.

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>>15921085
>Wow, ugly is ugly
The average male is ugly as fuck cannot pull off balding

>> No.15921134

>>15921131
That guy looks fine, just needs a tan to get rid of the redness. Stop being such a doomer, you dumb nigga. We know you tell yourself this so your justified in downing finasteride everyday, whatever do what you wanna do, but don't spread your bull shit to others.

>> No.15921138

>>15921131
Also that photo is badly posed, he needs to give himself the model squint and push back the camera so its not distorting his face.

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>>15921134
Keep coping chrome dome, enjoy looking 39 at 22 years old

>> No.15921150

>>15921145
Wow, another badly posed photo!!!!!!!! Didn't they teach you about lense distortion on lookism.net?

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>>15921145
Also, are you mad because I hit a nerve? Let me guess, you down finasteride and this is what you tell yourself every night.

"I can't go bald, my life will be over, so I gotta down these pills".

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>>15921150
Yeah you're right, maybe if they struck a pose they could go from a 3 to a whopping 3.2

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>>15921161
That guy looks fine, but then again this is a front facing camera picture and that guy is wearing a basic tee.

Also, you didn't answer my question, is this what you tell your self every night before you down that fin pill and rub rogaine on your head?

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>>15921161
sorry forum fag, but you can't rate my posts and get other high rep posters to repeat your echo chamber statements here.

This a free space, my nigga.

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>>15921169
My mistake, maybe you're right, I'm sure if these guys started wearing some truly >Avant Garde< clothing like that dog munching gook they wouldn't all look like they're about to burst into tears

>> No.15921207

>>15921193
> Picture titled "JFL.jpg"
Why do all of you guys act like npcs? You guys say the same shit over and over again, are you mad because I'm saying something that goes against your group think? Also that guy has high bodyfat, he should really lose that if he wants to have a bald look.
inb4
>cope
inb4
>JFL
inb4

>> No.15921212

>>15921207
I'm not anti fin btw, I just find it funny that people who take it have such vitriol and angst against people who choose to shave their heads.

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>>15921207
I just don't see the point in deluding people. The vast majority of men look awful and don't have the facial structure pull off a buzzcut, let alone the shaved head look. If it helps you though, yes all your assumptions have been correct - I go to bed every night and weep into my pillow; one hand grasping my now permanently soft cock and the other firmly clutching onto my derma roller

>> No.15921275

>>15921255
Yes, shaving your head can throw off your facial harmony and is usually a negative in the looks department, I'm just saying that it does not have to be the end of the world.

You can try to make it work "better" by
1.) Getting low body fat
2.) Growing some stubble (if you can)
3.) Getting built (not to an excessive point, this goes hand in hand with number 1).

Although, we are all dying everyday, you can try to fight against your follicles dying on the head, and if you wanna fight that then best of luck to you, but SOMETIMES its just better to accept the fact that you lost some points in the look department and move on with your life.

>> No.15921332

>>15920721
this guy legit looked way way better with hair. just goes to show

>> No.15921342

>>15920725
>getting raped makes you a lefty
based

>> No.15921358

>>15921332
he also agrees.

>> No.15921599

>>15921332
Legit 10/10 greek god status, brutal what balding does to you. Very best case 3 point decrease, more for most guys

>> No.15921603

>>15921255
kek

>> No.15921927

>>15921599
I think he looks fine bald, lost half a point.

>> No.15922043

>>15920721
You're right dude, who cares?

>> No.15922095

>>15921927
You're talking to lookism autists. Just ignore them.

>> No.15922317

>>15921161
you will never have sex

>> No.15922501
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>>15920721
>care about looking good
do you niggers really think the flavor of the week meme garbage trends and made up "core"a people post on here look good? holy shit, get off the internet and get a real social life

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> Baldcafe guy: well adjusted, married, understands people who take fin, non judgmental, wants to help niggas.
> Kevin mann: Autist, does not understand why women hates him, hates anyone who speaks ill of finasteride and hates people who shave their heads.

Yup.

>> No.15922838

>>15922788
kek

>> No.15922846

>>15922788
>
kevin is still based

>> No.15922853

>>15922846
https://forums.t-nation.com/t/can-i-pull-off-the-bald-look/189961

V based.

>> No.15922898

>>15922788
The serial killer/1000 yard stare will be putting them off, he's not a particularly bad looking bloke he just need to lighten up to be more approachable.

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>>15922317
Nor will the average bald man

>> No.15922933

>>15922918
> This hair clinic said that bald men are less attractive.

Yup, totally unbiased.

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>>15922898
He is most likely an ass hole that lacks introspection, pic related.

>> No.15923242

>>15922788
Bald cafe dude is cool and legit looks cool as hell where he's at. Kevin is kind of crazy but I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to keep what you have when you first notice the signs. Most guys would benefit from it rather than jumping straight to the razor.

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>>15920726
This doesn't work if you have a bald spot

>> No.15923267

>>15923242
I like the moreplatesmoredates guy, he seems to have a more balanced view on the whole thing. Kevin Mann is very gung ho.

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I, Me !1n6WugqKa6, am a prison whore and a slut for horsecum. I eat cum from all sentient beings. I get high by snorting sand. I drink mouthwash as an alcoholic beverage. I give the best advice on /fa/. I am beautiful and intelligent. You will not bully me because bald men are unintelligent.

>> No.15924216

>>15923264
Literally just act like it doesn't exist. If anyone points it out just be like "What?!" That's what I do, and people just think it's funny when I pretend not to notice.

>> No.15924228

>>15924216
based

>> No.15924405
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Buzz to like 3mm or grow out and probably look like Bon Iver? This is 9mm

>> No.15924414

I fell for the "just shave it" meme and now it grows back spotty so I'm bald forever

>> No.15924443

>>15924178
Thanks. I’m gay now.

>> No.15924554

>>15924178
I’d go gay for that penis

>> No.15925121

I’d give like 4 inches of height in exchange for hair

>> No.15925153

>>15924405
just an fyi no one would look twice at justin vernon if he wasn't a talented musician

>> No.15925172

I’d rather have head hair than face pubes

>> No.15925176

>>15925153
Yeah of course. He’s just an example of a person who grew out diffuse thinning. Many musicians are ass ugly

>> No.15925312

>>15925176
Mexicans are not ass ugly you cunt

>> No.15925354

>>15924405
buzz to 3mm and grow heavy stubble to a short beard if possible, also keep the edges of the beard on the cheeks and neck very well groomed and defined

>> No.15925380

>>15920825
Homeboy never stood a chance, hair or not

>> No.15925399

>>15920825
He went full auschwitz mode...

>> No.15925401

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bqG5_ml--Xw&t=2s

>> No.15925549

>>15920721
Ugliest beard you can ever get. Looks nasty. It's a lazy choice of style. It also makes it look like you have anger issues and yell at your wife in public.

>> No.15925767

>>15920721
Well sure but what else are you supposed to do. I think I'd personally go full homosexual and go for stubble and big chunky glasses and turtlenecks but I appreciate not everyone is literally into cock.

>> No.15925850

>>15925549
> it look like you have anger issues and yell at your wife in public
Based, will grow out my beard so fags like you will avoid me.

>> No.15926037

>>15925354
How many mm would you say heavy stubble is? I guess it’s different for every guy, but I assumed it’s the longest you can grow it before it starts sticking out in places, so for me that’s like 5-7mm max. I’ve actually had a huge beard most my life, but I agree it’s pretty annoying.
I hate being so fair haired since I can’t get the head stubble outline that dark hair bald guys can have

>> No.15926041

>>15924216
holy based

>> No.15926552

Summoning real bald/balding anons to post themselves

>> No.15926563

I've got a bit of an underbite and a scar on the back of my head so for me I'm not shaving my head because it makes me look intimidating

getting a hair system this year

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>>15926563
>I'm not shaving my head because it makes me look intimidating

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Pussies

>> No.15927090

>>15927032
>underbite

>> No.15927755

>>15927032
imagine being this fucked

>> No.15927777

>>15921155
hawt
>>15922918
Imagine that! A hair plug business telling you you need hair to be attractive! color me shocked

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>>15920721
I get buzzing it short when you're balding, but why the fuck do all these redditors go for the full cancer patient cue ball look? it's the worst possible look anyone could have, it looks sickly and borderline gross, and then an oversized soibeard to complete the garden gnome look, it's so absurdly lame, just keep at least a 1-3mm stubble ffs and keep the beard trimmed and proportionate

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>>15927777
>A hair plug business telling you you need hair to be attractive! color me shocked

>> No.15927887

>>15927879
Where is their study, onion boy?

>> No.15927888

>>15927792
Unironically how I looked when I was still bald.

>> No.15927899

>>15920825
he looks so happy :D

>> No.15928668

>>15924405
At least your head shape seems normal. Probably will suit you. I truly feel bad for the baldies that on top of everything have fucked up skulls

>> No.15928745

>>15920825
He needs to take the neckpill and he would look less freakish.

>> No.15928771

>>15928745
Yeah it’s entirely the neck. Makes his gains goofy as shit. He probably should have stayed small, slender and fit instead

>> No.15928818

>>15927792
My balding pattern sucks for no guard buzz

>> No.15929151

>>15928818
Tfw cursed with blonde hair. The worst for the skin buzz

>> No.15929157

>>15928745
>neckpill
aka rope himself

>> No.15929710

>>15920825
His head is disproportionately big compared to his torso, i think bear mode will fit him waaay better

>> No.15930334

>>15929151
blonde hair is easier to colour

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>>15921131
I enjoy editing

>> No.15930529

>>15930509
You should also improve the coloring, the redness really throws the photo off. Its why darker skin races pull bald off better.

>> No.15930569

>>15930509
i can't tell which one was the original

>> No.15932010

>>15920726
Anybody actually take this meme srs? Right guy looks better. Only social autists actually believe that balding long hair looks better than shaving it off. You always see people who are actual incel creeps keep long hair when they're balding.

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>>15920726
I always thought this was the best solution

>> No.15932028

>>15927792
Because people who invest their time being active on reddit tend to be ugly in general. You think anybody handsome will waste that much time in that shithole? Looks are something that will influence your social standing a lot

>> No.15932330

>>15920825
Seriously needs chest day

>> No.15932358

>>15926563
>hair system
just call it what it is... a wig...

i place no judgement if you'd like to wear a wig, but if someone said to me in real life that he has a 'hair system' i could not hold my drink in and burst out laughing, why put us both in such situation?

>> No.15932480

>>15921145
Almost no one chistes to be bald, don’t be hard on them on something they didn’t chose
I’m sorry for you bald bros, wagmi

>> No.15932494

>>15922788
He looks like American Psycho based Patrick Batman on him.

>> No.15932499

>>15920730
aint travolta gay tho lol?

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baldcels mire my superior genetics

>> No.15933053

>>15932358
But don't you put a wig just on your head and done and a hair system gets glued and cut like real hair?

>> No.15933062

>>15933053
yeah sure
maybe its just the name that gets me
"hair SYSTEM" sounds absurd
what, do i need to plug it in?

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>> No.15933176

>>15933062
>the metric system
what, do i need to plug it in?
>the immune system
what, do i need to plug it in?
>the electoral system
what, do i need to plug it in?
>the solar system
what, do i need to plug it in?
Rugs are an abomination but you’re no better

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>>15932499
he's not out if he is.
he's married to kelly preston.

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I've got one spot of hair in the front, kinda like ppick related and I wonder if it wouldn't be better to shave that spot off and just buzz the rest.

>> No.15933483

>>15932358
well the only person I would have to tell is a girlfriend anyway, why would I need to tell a guy?

>> No.15933505

>>15933483
kek sure is an easy way to break up

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>>15933505
kek, yeah it'll be hit or miss for some girls but girls generally just like a nice appearance.

I'm sure there's girls who get wet over thor from marvel but if they saw the actor off set when he doesn't have long hair they would be slightly let down

my hair is long so I'm just going for an enhancement like pic related since the top is trash, I think with long hair it blends better vs with short fades where it looks like a bush on your head

>> No.15933540

>>15933511
That's a fair point. People dont realize how pretty much every single actor on screen is wearing a wig, both male and female, regardless of how much hair they have

>> No.15933552

>>15933540
True, I've been let down multiple times seeing nord looking goddesses from shows that aren't even natural blondes in real life

John Travolta also wore a hair system for decades, not sure if we ever noticed until later on though

>> No.15933573

>>15933177
He's not out but was caught in a gay massage parlor or whatever it was fucking some young dude.

>> No.15933583

>>15933573
everybody goes to gay massage parlors

>> No.15934638

>>15920825
the problem is his facial hair. he has some weird muslim beard going on and his eyebrows are thin and pointy. if he just has stubble and thick eyebrows he'd look fine

>> No.15934888

>>15933177
Kelly died. He may be bisexual. Really, who the fuck cares anymore? With all the tranny action nowadays, having some gay rendezvous seems pretty vanilla by comparison.

>> No.15936010

>>15920721
Based

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of ALLLL TOIIIMMMEEEE

>> No.15936221

one thing ive noticed is how much more obsessed men are with balding and hairlines. The only people to try and give me shit for it are all guys, a lot of girls dont care as much and some even stated they actively like shaved heads. Maybe ive just had a different experience though.

>> No.15936445

Imagine being a troglodytic caveman who balds.

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>>15920726
>Not posting the REAL style

>> No.15937590

>>15932025
bald + mustache would be better

>> No.15937591

>>15936221
hair matters so much more than men think, and so much less than men think

>> No.15937604

>>15937591
explain

>> No.15937609

>>15920721
im so happy i got on fin, i shaved my head and looked stupid now i have a fairly good hair of head and look beautiufl

>> No.15937612

>>15937604
I cant if you know you know, Ive seen so much men worry and there is nothing wrong if men take fin but I cant explain

>> No.15937804

the alternative is to look like a balding pedo lol

>> No.15938899

Men don’t care about other men’s hair. Women are nosy and “care” about everything.

>> No.15938903

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DsJIAQiUa7E

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>>15933360
Ah the old russell williams island. Yeah shave it all off man it will look better

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There's nothing wrong with buzzing your hair and having it short. It's liberating. :D

>> No.15940712

>>15937609
>>15936445
I love that none of you low test fillets realize that bald guys specifically do this to filter retards like you. This is actually true. Big foreheads are a great way to filter out incels, puritans, tradwife fetishists, flaming misogynists, etc. I'm only happy to deter losers who I would not get along with anyway. 4chan residents who think men live for validation won't believe me but it's true.
T. Bald alpha

>> No.15941195

>>15933583
Better bang for your buck. I'm not gay but rentboys know their way around a cock better than chinese women.