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mr alpha
greetings from india
how are poor??
greetings from india
love ur video keep up!!!

>> No.15677806

>>15677805
Rub some Tiege Henley on it

>> No.15677855

>>15677805
No more SPICY SENORITAS for him i guess.

>> No.15677882
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>>15677805
>another rehashed video
Judging by video titles, Aaron has "lost it all" at least three times this year. Of course it's always just clickbait where he promotes some bullshit financial advice program or stonk trading website.

>> No.15677901 [DELETED] 

>1 min ago
Based Mediterranean man lives rent free in the mind of wh*tes

>> No.15677929
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.

>> No.15677941

>goes on an anti consumerist rant at the end
Based

>> No.15677946

>>15677929
Based

>> No.15677964
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>>15677901
im black

>> No.15678041

>>15677805
>lost it all
>still has the means to produce a video to earn monetised revenue off youtube
HMMMMMMMMM

>> No.15678042 [DELETED] 

thoughts & prayers

>> No.15678110

>>15678041
are you retarded? even homeless people can upload to youtube these days lol

>> No.15678282

>>15677929
He got mogged so hard by this fat piece of shit

>> No.15678305

Rent free

>> No.15678307

>>15678110
are you retarded? do you think homeless people have his audience?

>> No.15678322

>>15677929
Why does he smash his feet so hard into the ground?

>> No.15678328

>>15677929
god damn these extremely well manicured, suit wearing manlets are so fucking cringe. you can sense the insecurity from a mile away

>> No.15678329

GENTLEMEN, how is aron alpha man supposed to get spicy senoritas being broke?

>> No.15678345

>>15677929
Kek, he is so tiny

>> No.15678359

>>15678041
No one makes ad revenue off YouTube anymore.

>> No.15678362

>>15677929
Height>Everything else
You can't deny this

>> No.15678366

>>15677929
wtf is he a dwarf?

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>>15677805
wtf bros... where am I supposed to get guides on how to look like a BAD BOY now??

>> No.15678462

>>15677805
Finally, the cancer of youtube is starting to die. I don't mean exclusively alpha, but other annoying youtubers that give such obvious tips that only clueless retards can appreciate.

>> No.15679221

>all these replies
>they never even watched the video
>if they did they would know it's click bait about when he was 31 and broke

Just another conformation that low iq correlates with low attention span and he pretty much lets you know within the first 30 seconds it's not about now. Gawd this board sucks how fucking stupid the teenagers are here.

>> No.15679253

>>15678307
actually you'd be surprised
https://youtu.be/4OJLdAzTEqk

>> No.15679256

>>15679221
Then leave

>> No.15679317

>>15679253
this guy isn't homeless though. You could argue that a legitimate homeless person could make content like this just with their phone but without the production values this guy has (his camera quality seems pretty good) not to mention he's articulate while most homeless are somewhat insane and hard to understand

>> No.15679603 [DELETED] 

>>15679221
thats the point retard
you're the only one dumb enough to now know it isnt clickbait from the beginning, are you too stupid to notice the run time? please go brainlet

>> No.15679606

>>15679221
thats the point retard
you're the only one itt dumb enough to not know its clickbait from the beginning, are you too stupid to notice the run time? please go brainlet

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15679711

>>15677805
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA REY MYSTERIOOOO

>> No.15679756

>>15679221
you are stupid.. he is bankrupt now RETARD

>> No.15679784
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15679784

>>15677805
Alpha M, the man that saved /fa/. The only thread that is funny.
>based and midgetpilled

>> No.15679806

I understand fashion channels need to advertise to make money but I don't know how people can seriously follow this guy, watching his videos is like watching qvc he doesn't stop shilling some product or another for 10 seconds.

>> No.15679821

Money no? How are help friend alpha???

Cheers from india

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>>15677929

>> No.15679835

>>15679221
You're neglecting the sprezz thread

>> No.15679879

>>15679828
I love how he walks around thinking he’s that nigga lmaoo

>> No.15679897

Clickbait manlet cunt.

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>>15677805
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NIGGER GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15679931
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>>15679711
>please subscribe
that's not so alpha....

>> No.15680149

>>15679256
@ all tripfags

>> No.15680206

>>15677805
India can't let it happen. They must use all their super power to protect their most valuable asset.

Love from India.

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>>15678322
He tries to imitate the chad stroll.

>> No.15680268

>>15677805
I feel like it's only manlets that watch his videos and buys his products.

>> No.15680413

>>15679828
The real alpha is the one with the baby and the family

>> No.15680431

>>15677805
I know on the surface level it makes it seem like he's only telling this story because a finance company came to him for sponsored content.


But I think in reality, he thought of this time of his life when approached to do an ad because his hair product line is making lackluster sales

>> No.15680457

>>15680413
right? especially if its a black kid!

>> No.15680458

>>15679317
for not understanding anything you sure have a know-it-all personality and hate admitting when you're wrong.

>> No.15680459

>>15680268
Can confirm. Am manlet.

>> No.15680479

>>15677805

>india

The only ones who pay attention to his laughable advice are pajeets

>> No.15680534

>>15677882
now that's good

>> No.15680706

>>15678328
Any time a short guy tries to better himself it gets called "insecurity" or "compensating" though.

>> No.15681986

>>15677805
Who the fuck is this shitskin? Why do I see pictures of him all the time?

>> No.15682073

>>15677929
so that's what it's like being 5'11" huh...can't relate lmao

>> No.15682260
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>>15681986
Aaron "AlphaM" Marino, YouTube's #1 menswear expert and lifestyle guru. He releases a new video almost every day, giving fashion-forward gentlemen something new to discuss.

>> No.15682270

>>15677805
why do indians love this guy so much

>> No.15682285

>>15682270
Because the rise of tech jobs/engineering schools/relatively bourgeois urban culture in India has caused a big cultural shift for young Indian men who are moving to cities for school, where they encounter a lot of western/european fashion trends and fast fashion for the first time. Also relatively recent liberalization of Indian romantic life leaves them without a lot of guidance or cultural messaging on dating, so they turn to the internet.

>> No.15682298

>>15682270
>he's ambiguously brown enough for Indians and Arabs to identify with
>he's made guest appearances on a few Indian YouTube channels which is probably where most 'jeets first learned about him
>biggest menswear channel on YT so the algorithm starts recommending his videos whenever you search for fashion tips
>advice is dumbed down to the point that it's comprehensible even to guys who barely understand English
>videos are full of PUA-tier shit that's inherently appealing to horny third-world men

>> No.15682700

>>15682270
Remember what it was like to be 13? That's what an Indian man is like his whole life. They get babbied so hard by their mothers and grandmothers, live with their family for virtually their whole lives. Their jobs are given to them by family, their schooling paid for by family. Their wives are traditionally picked by their mothers and they marry them after meeting once. They don't cook for themselves, clean for themselves, or usually even shop for themselves. It's also pretty fucked up that match-making is basically like looking at a resume. If you're divorced you will not find anyone who will marry you, and women are sent to university to get impressive degrees... so that the mother of the other family can check that off the list of requirements for her son's wife. They don't actually get to use those degrees or work despite putting in all the effort and time to get them. Indian men have such fragile egos that their wife working means they don't feel like men. They're all teenage boys in adult bodies, Anon.

>> No.15682747

>>15680230
kek

>> No.15682764

>>15682700
I feel like if this was a white society people here would call it based

>> No.15682769

>>15682764
Probably, and they'd be dumb for doing so.

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>> No.15683144

>>15679317
I used to hang around homeless people when I was younger yes some (alot) of them are filthy junkies but some of them you wouldnt know they were homeless just by looking at them.

>> No.15683175

>>15677805
All people who have any knowledge of the internet meme word "alpha" are betas. lol.

>> No.15683206

>>15683175
shut up you gamma male

>> No.15683435

>>15677929
why is everyone making fun of him in this video? he looks pretty good with a nicely tailored suit and for once his pants arent skin tight. pretty good suit fit overall.

>> No.15683437

>>15682270
similar height

>> No.15683450

>>15679828
he really did get fucking mogged

>> No.15683664

>>15679221
>ever clicking on an alpha m video
yeah i'm not gonna give him the pennies for my view

>> No.15683729

>>15683664
There was some third party link that replaces the youtube ad and gives you the ad revenue instead and doesn't count your view. But it stopped working like in 2014.

Are you aware of any new ones?

It was like .0001 cent per view so I never got paid but I thought it was good because fuck youtubers.

>> No.15683864

>>15683036
>this is what nofappers actually believe

>> No.15683900

>>15682260
>cute guy is not cute
>handsome guy is not handsome
>hot guy is not hot

>> No.15683916

>>15678359
that's not true at all. If you're getting a few million views a month and your content isn't demonetized and you have 2 ads per 20 minute video, you're making more money than the average person. If there's a paid sponsorship anywhere in the video you're making as much as a lawyer. My friend went from working in a deli for part-time minimum wage to putting 90k down on a house in 3 years because his gaming channel blew up relatively fast.

>> No.15684249

>>15682298
holy shit, imagine having a mind that works like this

>> No.15684551

>>15682260
"cute" goblin, "handsome" goblin, "hot" goblin...

except goblins are never attractive.

>> No.15685359

https://youtu.be/PvbsEYoQF1A

Kek

>> No.15685510

>>15683435
lanklet virgins and self-hating manlets most likely

t. was responsible for a lot of manlet-hate posts on /fit/ despite being 5'7"

>> No.15685541

>>15685510
I always found those posts hilarious and would intentionally spread them just for laffs

I'm 5'11

>> No.15685574

>>15679317
lol anon thinks all homeless shits are filthy druggies like me

>> No.15685643

>>15682700
based life

>> No.15685736

>>15682270
Indians are notoriously unattractive.
Indians cope with things like fashion.
But they're kinda retarded and like awareness, so they get their advice from guys like AlphaM-anlet or places like 4chan.

>> No.15685747

>>15677929
>you are the same height as alpham
should I just end it? being very short has seriously fucked up my self-esteem and I hate how fashion can't help me to cope.

>> No.15685891

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17qdLw2P4EE

LANKLETS BTFO!

>> No.15685942

>>15685747
how tall is he

i'm 5'5 and I was a virgin until 20 when I started hitting the gym. lifting single-handedly solved my anxiety and insecurity desu.

i wear whatever i want now, including duffle coats that come down to my shins. i still have sex semi-regularly and everyone has been too much of a pussy to laugh at my buddhist monk-tier fits to my face so it's a non-issue

>> No.15685945

>>15685747
>>15685942
ian conner is ugly af, 5'5 and fucks runway models and instagram models, being rich and famous probably helps though.

>> No.15686032

>>15685942
>>15685945
I don't give a fuck about sex I just want to see my full reflection in a shop window and not cringe at how short I am.

>> No.15686041

>>15677929
what? how did everyone in that public place resist the pure SEX readiness

>> No.15686181

>>15686041
Suits aren't SEXcore anon. Now if he if he were wearing a CRISP white V-neck shirt, SMOOTH SEXY STYLISH slim fit jeans with a little bit of cuff, a CASUAL COOL olive green bomber jacket and a pair of SUPER FUNKY FRESH white minimalist dress sneakers from today's video sponsor Thursday, everyone in that building would've been lining up to have the SEX with him.

>> No.15686196

>>15686181
ha, i lol'd

>> No.15686250

>>15682700
Holy shit I wish I was Indian

>> No.15686286

>>15682700
sounds pretty based to me

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NEW ALPHA, FUCK*RS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGQQpx8pL88