/fa/ - Fashion

>>15476350
>americans
>being decent in anything
that'll never happen. time to move

>>15476358
But even the European barbers who move here are usually pretty bad

>>15476396
Your environment shapes you. A couple months in USA would make anyone braindead.

>>15476350
finding a good barber is pretty easy

your're probably just ugly lol

>>15476878
There’s a 100% chance your hair looks like this

>>15476901
That guy can slay arthoes with that haircut

>>15476911
I’m not exaggerating when I say art hoes have the nastiest pussies in the game

Join the autosonorialist masterrace.

Mexican & dominican barbers cut the best. White barbers are always horrible and charge too much. Mexicans will drip your shit for <$20

>>15476350
Americans are fucking cringe

>>15476995
This... actually makes sense. Mexican kids always hd the freshest fades and their hair is the same as white hair

>>15476358
You watch all our movies, listen to our music, pay attention to our elections, and we barely know your irrelevant countries exist. But sure whatever

It's dumb barbers usually. Try going to a good expensive barbery and then take photos of the haircut so the retarded cheapo barbers don't fuck up... Too much. I personally found a good and cheap barber that does what i tell him or otherwise gives good suggestions and haircuts. Just keep looking.

>>15477449
>our movies
>our music
>our elections
>t. walmart employee

>>15477449
Imagine being proud that your election is a shitshow that everyone laughs at. Please keep being ignorant and stay in your joke of a country.

>>15476350
>Every barber I’ve gone to in Europe just knew how to make my hair look good without too much instruction

American here, got a haircut when I was in the Netherlands and it was the fucking best haircut I've ever had. Seriously why are Europeans so much better than Americans at haircuts? Every barber in the U.S. gives me a boomer cut or a Mexican fade.

>>15478152
Because everyone in the US is a boomer or a Mexican.

>>15476396
They were too shit to be a euro barber

>>15477449
Your country hasn't produced anything good since 2008

>>15478152
different education standards

How do you style long-ish hair?
I've been growing it for the last few months using the toyota corona as an excuse to not go to the barber.
I don't know what to do with it.
My bangs reach my upper lips, but the front side and the sides aren't long enough to pull it back into a ponytail with the backside.
Also after I wash it, the side hair tend to curve in gravity defying matter, and won't go unless 2-3 days after my hair got oily again.
And my nape is getting a lot hairy to my tastes, how do I know the line to which I remove hair?

>>15478311
bro, i don't know if you know it yet, but your trans

>>15478288
As in beauty/barber school standards?

>>15478317
Since when /fa/ cared?
The rest of the boards thinks we're /fa/ggots, anyway.
And because of the lockdown I didn't cut my hair, and now I'm kind of attached to it.
Also because my hair is fine, now that's longer I don't look like I having thinning hair, and it hide my white hairs better.

>>15478317
>long hair men = trans in denial
Long hair is easier to handle than medium length hair, and if you do buzz/crew cut might as well shave your head.
>tfw my long hair looks better than my sister

>>15478369
>>long hair men = trans in denial
jewish psychoanalysis

>>15476350
if you are that anal about it go to the barber for your beard and an actual hair salon for your hair.
That's what I do.

>>15478420
what do u ask for at a salon? if i want short side long top but swaggy euro style not faggot boomer style

What is it called when you shave the sides and back of your hair one consistent length rather than doing a fade?

>>15478369
>Long hair is easier to handle than medium length

No it fucking isn't, you absolute trannoid.

I've been cutting my own hair since corona and realized I'm just as good at it as my salon was, and I've never been to a barber that didnt fuck my shit up

>>15478970
I don't know about you or what you think, but I've had long hair since highschool.
And it is easier to maintain when it gets long.
I just wash it every 3 days with shampoo then apply conditioner.
I just put it in ponytail or bun and go in my day.
No need for fancy pomade or clay or wax, or waste time with blowdryer.
Just good conditioner and occasional split ends cut.

>>15476901
>>15476911
>>15476931
Niggas here love to complain about getting no pussy but literally and ugly dude 18-30 with a goofy novelty haircut can fuck art hoes. They have a weird self-hatred complex that makes them gravitate towards older uglier guys. Go get em lmao

>>15478984
It isn't, it takes longer to dry and you have to use more shampoo on it, it also gets in your face if it's windy or you decide to drive with windows down.

Medium length hair is definitely easier to manage.

>>15477449
why would you be proud of being ignorant?

>>15479000
>it takes longer to dry and you have to use more shampoo on it
That's obvious.
>longer to dry
Maybe if you were one of (((them))), I'm night shower guy, it doesn't really make a difference to me, and it's not really THAT long.
Protip: Use cotton cloth to wrap your hair after you wash it, like pic related.
>more shampoo
Buy good shampoo, and the money you spend on shampoo comes from the products you spent on styling it like pomade, etc.
>get in your face
Ponytail, bun, etc.
>drive with windows down
You think I'm rich to have a car?

>>15478997
Who here is complaining about not getting pussy?

I've always seen this disputed here, about the pros and cons of long hair.
What do you call a long hair?
For me anything longer than buzzcut is long.
t.spent most life in military household

>>15479051
>t.spent most life in military household

>>15479049
95% of the board at all times

>>15479060
Who specifically in this thread?

>>15479057
I thought this was the norm, really.
All of our friends and neighbors were military as well.

>>15476350
I recommend Lady Jane's Haircuts for Men, they havent dissapointed me yet

>>15479051
How do women deal with hair pass their hips?
It must get stuck in their ass crack, wouldn't it smell?

What kind of product should use to keep my hair like this when they are a bit wet? Picture related.

After my hair dries out it becomes shaggy

I’m trying to find a place on the east coast rn too, my hair is super long and I want to ditch the blonde surfer look before I interview for a corporate job on zoom, should I just pick a salon and go for it lads

>>15477449
you thought

>>15478785
Undercut

>>15477995
KEK

>>15478363
>now that's longer I don't look like I having thinning hair, and it hide my white hairs better.
shit nigga, same here but receding instead of thinning

What do you guys think of pic related? I've been growing my hair out and it's about 4 1/2 inches long. I wanted to grow down to about neck length, but I saw this cut and I kinda dig it. I'm worried that if I do this and I don't end up liking it, I'm gonna look awkward as fuck for a whole other year while the sides and back of my hair catch up with the top.

>>15476931

big fax. big big fax. lived in bushwick for 3 years while I worked in NYC as a lowly analyst at a tech company. the amount of nasty fucking daddys dollar art hoes I saw was insane. armpit hair, smelly everything, bruh id imagine you'd gag at the sight of their puss.

the idea of a clean art hoe is oxymoronic

>>15477449
Your elections are globally mocked.
Your global dominance with musicians is falling, I hear much more local stuff on the shitty radio I am forced to hear at work.
Your movies are going the same way too, a Korean movie stomped your silly budget shit.

America will be as "irrelevant" as the countries you dismiss within the decade. In most ways it already is you're just too dumb to notice.

>>15477449
>watch our movies
Has been onions shit for decades for the most part
>listen to our music
Fair enough, I suppose.
>pay attention to our elections
In the same way you'd pay attention to a burning car wreck on the side of the road.
>we barely know your irrelevant countries exist
Imagine bragging about being retarded.

>>15480994
I have that and its pretty rad, however it does depend on the type of hair you got, I got thicc, luscious puffy hair, so I look like I have a pixie cut if I don't get the sides cut down. It won't look like shit, I have friends that have easily pulled off way longer hair but you have to get the sides trimmed regularly.

>Only one barber within 15 miles of my home who is not a Vietnamese immigrant with poor English
>Went to the one white barber
>Gay flag in the window
>I have a bad feeling about this
>Go in, ask for a haircut
>Best haircut I've ever gotten
>He spent the whole time caressing my cheek, resting hand on my shoulder, etc.
Looks like I'm stuck trying to communicate with the Vietcong.

>>15480499
I really really hate the white hair.
It make me look older while I'm just 25, I tried dying it but my hair is mix of dark brown, so I can only use black color or lighter shade of brown and it looked horrible in both ways.

>>15480994
>I'm not gay but I still like men no homo haircut.

>>15477449
>movies
like what? the avengers no thanks ill rewatch the seventh seal for trillionth time
>music
you mean those shitty pop songs? no thanks
>elections
we really don't apart from /pol/cels

>would love to go to a barber
>balding

Just help me senpaitachi

>>15481837
hair transplant could be an option

>>15477449
gr8b8m8ir8-8/8

>>15479051
do we literally need an infographic to tell us that shoulder length hair reaches the shoulders? Who tf makes these?

>>15482073
I think it's a representation if what it would like, probably visual aid for artist/designers?
>>15479051
>For me anything longer than buzzcut is long.
I get that.

Just cut my own hair this afternoon, what do you think boys

>>15476350
Is there a haircut I should try to make me look better or is this pretty much good?

>>15482377
iwhat's with the chest hair? gross asf

>>15482545
I'm 26 mate

I know you're probably 17 or something but if you get to age 25 and you haven't got body hair people are going to think you're a bit weird

>>15482377
Looks good, based chest hair, and nice facial features.
What's your background? You look a lot like my dad.

>>15482612
cheers mate, im australian, background is mostly irish and welsh

What are actually good shampoo and conditioner brands that will fix my chronically dry/frizzy hair?
or should i be using something else?

>>15480994
These haircuts look terrible on 95% of men.

>>15482377
how the fuck do you do it? everytime ive tried it looks like dogshit, do you use scissors?

>>15483208
I use clippers on the sides, then once I've gone up high enough I'll take scizzors to the top and kinda just start cutting randomly until it is all about one length. Then I get my missus to help clean up any bits I've missed which is pretty crucial and also she does around my ears for me and trims the neckline to make it clean

It's never a perfect haircut but in a week or two all the mistakes are usually grown out

>>15482427
I'd probably go a little bit longer, other than that I'd say it works. With a little more length you could also try out variations in styling it.

>>15483232
Cool thanks man.

>>15480994

How to look like a fucking sheep 101

>>15482545

Its called testosterone you mong.

>>15476350

I need to find somewhere which doesn't only do undercuts and peaky blinders haircuts I cba with that shit why do hairdressers hate side hair

>>15483223
>Then I get my missus
well thanks for the advice anyways...

>>15484697
Without a missus you need to go quite orderly instead of randomly. Even though you need to kinda jump into the cold water the first few times you need to have a concept of what you're doing, derived from what cuts you already had, or a video you've watched, and based on what your hair like.

>>15482427
Get rid of the pervert mustache. You look like an e-fit of a child molester.

A fucking cat could lick that off.

>>15482427
pluck the center of your eyebrows ASAP

>>15482377
nice haircut good job now you just need to trim your chest hair

>>15484697
literally ask any female to cut your hair and they will jump at the chance to do it

>>15476350
Go to a fashionable black barber shop. The best haircuts I've ever gotten where from good barbers in the ghetto.

King of the hill S4E19 describe every man trip to the barbershop.